# iChip®

> A professional assessment of the president’s mental health breaks long-standing medical taboos while the White House installs military discipline and a controversial new immigration framework.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 952
- **Published:** 2017-08-03
- **Length:** 2h 59m
- **Topics:** [Goldwater Rule](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldwater-rule.md), [Seth Rich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seth-rich.md), [Imran Awan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imran-awan.md), Microchipping, Bacha Bazi, [Magnitsky Act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magnitsky-act.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip

## About this episode

The American Psychoanalytic Association has officially abandoned the Goldwater Rule, clearing the way for 27 psychiatrists to publish a professional assessment of Donald Trump in the upcoming book, The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump. This shift in medical ethics coincides with a White House shakeup as General John Kelly assumes the role of Chief of Staff, resulting in the immediate ouster of Anthony Scaramucci after a volatile ten-day tenure. The transition signals a new era of discipline within the West Wing as the administration pivots toward a merit-based immigration system modeled after Canadian and Australian policies.

Investigative journalist Seymour Hersh claims in leaked audio that an FBI report confirms Seth Rich made contact with WikiLeaks prior to his murder, contradicting the official DNC narrative. Meanwhile, the Debbie Wasserman Schultz IT scandal intensifies following the arrest of Imran Awan, whose access to sensitive congressional data has raised alarms regarding Pakistani intelligence interference. In the private sector, Wisconsin-based Three Square Market has begun microchipping employees for office convenience, while NASA announces a $187,000 salary for a Planetary Protection Officer to prevent alien contamination during space exploration.

John McEnroe remains defiant after telling NPR that Serena Williams would rank 700th on the men's circuit, sparking a national debate on biological realities in professional sports. The episode also tracks the rise of the extinction symbol tattoo among climate activists and the Mayor of Tangier Island’s direct confrontation with Al Gore over rising sea levels. From the financial collapse of the US Virgin Islands to the bizarre story of a Murfreesboro bride pulling a 9mm pistol from her wedding dress, the report captures a world in total flux.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/transcript.md.

### 1. Millennial Social Compacts, Grocery Store Line Etiquette (0:00–5:12)

A discussion of social behaviors among Millennials centers on an incident at Monterey Foods in Berkeley, California. Observations at the vegetable store reveal a lack of formal queuing systems, leading to reliance on informal social compacts that younger generations often fail to enforce. An anecdote describes a situation where older individuals had to intervene when a person unintentionally cut in line because the surrounding Millennials remained silent.

Keywords: [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [monterey foods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monterey-foods.md), [berkeley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berkeley.md), social compact, [line cutting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/line-cutting.md), [etiquette](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/etiquette.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Linguistic Taboos, Mentally Disabled Employment at Whataburger (5:13–7:46)

The conversation shifts to the evolving taboos surrounding specific words, specifically the term "retarded" and its grammatical classification as a transitive verb versus a noun. This leads to a description of the hiring practices at Whataburger in Texas, where the fast-food chain is noted for employing mentally disabled individuals. The service model at these locations is highlighted for its personal touch and community integration.

Keywords: [whataburger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whataburger.md), [linguistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linguistics.md), [miriam webster](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miriam-webster.md), mental disability, [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [terminology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terminology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Social Justice Enablers, Cultural Appropriation Claims (7:46–10:13)

Millennial social dynamics are analyzed through the lens of "enabling" injustice by remaining silent. The lack of organized protests against the transgender military ban is attributed to a lack of professional funding from organizations linked to George Soros. Additionally, the concept of cultural appropriation is challenged using the example of Native American headdresses, which are compared to the Purple Heart in terms of cultural significance and earned honor.

Keywords: [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [george soros](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-soros.md), [cultural appropriation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cultural-appropriation.md), [native american](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-american.md), [purple heart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/purple-heart.md), [military ban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-ban.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Men's Rights Activists, The Red Pill Documentary (10:14–12:46)

The discussion explores the Men's Rights Activist (MRA) movement and the documentary "The Red Pill." The film is described as a crowdfunded project that examines the grievances of men who feel disenfranchised by the family court system. The movement is often characterized by critics as a hate group, but the narrative presented suggests the core issues are related to parental rights and custody rather than misogyny.

Keywords: mra, [the red pill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-red-pill.md), [cassie jaye](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cassie-jaye.md), [family court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/family-court.md), [documentary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/documentary.md), [feminism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/feminism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Bill Browder, Magnitsky Act Credibility Issues (12:47–14:43)

Questions are raised regarding the credibility of Bill Browder following his testimony before Congress. A documentary that reportedly debunks the official narrative of the Magnitsky Act is discussed, noting that the film has faced significant distribution hurdles and bans. The segment suggests that mainstream figures like Mark Levin have relied on Browder's account despite potential inconsistencies in the story of Sergei Magnitsky's death in a Russian prison.

Keywords: [bill browder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-browder.md), [sergei magnitsky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sergei-magnitsky.md), [magnitsky act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magnitsky-act.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [documentary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/documentary.md), [congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congress.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Goldwater Rule, Psychiatric Assessments of Donald Trump (14:45–18:13)

The American Psychoanalytic Association's decision to move away from the Goldwater Rule is examined in the context of President Donald Trump. This rule traditionally prohibited mental health professionals from diagnosing public figures without a personal examination. The upcoming book "The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump," featuring assessments from 27 psychiatrists, is highlighted as a manifestation of this shift in professional ethics and political discourse.

Keywords: [goldwater rule](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldwater-rule.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), american psychoanalytic association, [barry goldwater](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barry-goldwater.md), [psychiatry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychiatry.md), [mental health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mental-health.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/6.md)

### 7. MTV Moon Person, Gender Neutrality in Public Spaces (18:21–19:46)

The rebranding of the MTV Video Music Awards' "Moon Man" trophy to "Moon Person" serves as a starting point for a discussion on gender-neutral language. Similar trends are noted in the United Kingdom, where train stations have replaced "ladies and gentlemen" with "travelers," and in the Netherlands with the introduction of "rainbow rules." These changes are characterized as a broader movement toward eliminating gendered address in public and corporate settings.

Keywords: [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), moon man, [katy perry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/katy-perry.md), [gender neutrality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gender-neutrality.md), [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/7.md)

### 8. John McEnroe, Serena Williams Ranking Controversy (19:46–28:05)

John McEnroe faced significant backlash after an NPR interview where he stated that Serena Williams would be ranked approximately 700th on the men's professional tennis circuit. A follow-up appearance on CBS Morning News is analyzed, where McEnroe refused to apologize for his appraisal. The segment touches on the biological differences in professional sports and the social pressure to avoid making distinctions between male and female athletic performance.

Keywords: john mcenroe, [serena williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/serena-williams.md), [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [cbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs.md), [tennis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tennis.md), gender sports

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Media Credibility, Trump Phone Call Discrepancies (28:05–33:05)

Mainstream media reports from NBC and ABC are scrutinized for their coverage of President Trump's claims regarding phone calls from the Boy Scouts and the President of Mexico. While the White House later clarified these were in-person conversations rather than calls, the media's "lumping" of these stories with unverified rumors about Trump calling the White House a "dump" is criticized as a form of structured propaganda.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [boy scouts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boy-scouts.md), [mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexico.md), [sarah huckabee sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarah-huckabee-sanders.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Millennial TV Antennas, Snopes Financial Troubles (33:05–34:56)

A news trend involving Millennials "discovering" broadcast television via digital antennas is discussed as a humorous tech "hack." Simultaneously, the fact-checking website Snopes is reported to be in financial and legal trouble. There is a suggestion for tech-savvy listeners to "spider" or archive the Snopes database before the site potentially goes offline due to its internal disputes.

Keywords: [antennas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antennas.md), [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [snopes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snopes.md), [fact checking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fact-checking.md), free tv, [technology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/10.md)

### 11. White House Dump Rumors, Presidential Misleading Claims (34:56–38:55)

Rumors originating from Golf.com and Sports Illustrated claiming Donald Trump called the White House a "real dump" are evaluated. The discussion compares the significance of "little lies" regarding phone calls to "big lies" of previous administrations, such as the "yellow cake" uranium claims used to justify the Iraq War. The Washington Post's framing of these inconsistencies as a "cry for help" from Trump's staff is noted.

Keywords: golf.com, [sports illustrated](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sports-illustrated.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md), [yellow cake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yellow-cake.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Judicial Watch, Huma Abedin Email Discovery (38:57–41:56)

Judicial Watch released a new batch of emails belonging to Huma Abedin, found on Hillary Clinton’s private server. The documents suggest that classified information was transmitted over unsecured networks and that Clinton Foundation donors sought diplomatic favors. The financial structure of Judicial Watch, a non-profit that operates on approximately $35 million in annual revenue, is also briefly examined.

Keywords: [judicial watch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/judicial-watch.md), [huma abedin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/huma-abedin.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [classified information](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/classified-information.md), [foia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foia.md), [clinton foundation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clinton-foundation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/12.md)

### 13. James Comey Book Deal, Eric Braverman Investigation (41:57–43:58)

Former FBI Director James Comey secured a $2 million book deal with Flatiron Publishing to write about leadership and the 2016 election investigations. Separately, reports circulate that former Clinton Foundation CEO Eric Braverman is cooperating with a federal investigation in New York. Braverman, who resigned after internal concerns at the foundation, has allegedly been granted use immunity to testify.

Keywords: [james comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-comey.md), flatiron publishing, [eric braverman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-braverman.md), [clinton foundation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clinton-foundation.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [immunity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immunity.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Bicycle Safety, San Jose Train Collision (43:59–50:16)

A fatal accident in San Jose involving a bicyclist attempting to beat a light rail train prompts a discussion on bicycle culture and entitlement. The hosts contrast the chaotic behavior of American cyclists with the disciplined "bicycle culture" of Amsterdam. The segment criticizes the implementation of underutilized bike paths in cities like Austin and Berkeley, which the hosts argue increases traffic congestion.

Keywords: [san jose](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-jose.md), [light rail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/light-rail.md), bicycle safety, [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [lance armstrong](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lance-armstrong.md), [traffic laws](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/traffic-laws.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Murfreesboro Wedding Dress Pistol Incident (50:17–51:58)

A bizarre news story from Murfreesboro, Tennessee, involves a bride who pulled a 9mm pistol from her wedding dress and pointed it at her new husband's head during a honeymoon argument. Although the gun initially failed to discharge, she later fired it into the air and was arrested for aggravated assault. The hosts use the story to transition into more serious political topics.

Keywords: [murfreesboro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/murfreesboro.md), [tennessee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tennessee.md), aggravated assault, [9mm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/9mm.md), [wedding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wedding.md), [crime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crime.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Rod Wheeler Lawsuit, Fox News Seth Rich Controversy (51:59–58:14)

Investigator Rod Wheeler filed a lawsuit against Fox News, alleging the network and a Trump donor fabricated quotes to link the murder of DNC staffer Seth Rich to WikiLeaks. The lawsuit claims the White House, including Sean Spicer, was involved in pushing the story to distract from the Russia investigation. The hosts analyze the media's portrayal of the lawsuit and the involvement of the Rich family in the public narrative.

Keywords: rod wheeler, [seth rich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seth-rich.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), [sean spicer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sean-spicer.md), [dnc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dnc.md), [lawsuit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawsuit.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Seymour Hersh, FBI Report on Seth Rich (58:14–1:11:09)

Leaked audio of investigative journalist Seymour Hersh reveals his claims regarding an FBI report on Seth Rich. Hersh suggests that Rich had made contact with WikiLeaks and requested money in exchange for a sample of DNC emails. Hersh also criticizes the intelligence community, specifically John Brennan and Mike Rogers, and claims the New York Times is entirely beholden to intelligence agency sources.

Keywords: [seymour hersh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seymour-hersh.md), [seth rich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seth-rich.md), [wikileaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikileaks.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [julian assange](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/julian-assange.md), [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Executive Producer Grants, No Agenda Peerage Ceremony (1:11:09–1:27:17)

The hosts conduct a formal donation segment, acknowledging high-tier contributors and granting titles of nobility. Dame Sarah Pacifica and Sir Sam Lewis are among those honored for their financial support. The segment includes a discussion on the "Value for Value" model, the "Hard Forking" of Bitcoin, and the potential for a "No Agenda" cryptocurrency or challenge coin.

Keywords: [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Paris Climate Agreement, Trillion Dollar Annual Costs (1:27:18–1:30:57)

An analysis of the Paris Climate Agreement reveals the staggering financial commitments required, estimated at $900 billion to $1 trillion annually until 2030. The hosts argue that the agreement functions as a global stimulus package or a "rip-off" rather than a purely environmental initiative. The discussion highlights that much of the funding is directed toward developing nations, particularly in Africa.

Keywords: [paris agreement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paris-agreement.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [renewable energy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/renewable-energy.md), [africa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/africa.md), [stimulus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stimulus.md), [economics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/economics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Matt Ridley, Climate Model Inaccuracies (1:30:57–1:37:02)

Matt Ridley of the UK House of Lords challenges the prevailing climate change narrative, arguing that warming has occurred much slower than IPCC models predicted. He explains that the "97% consensus" refers only to the belief that humans influence the climate, not that the change is catastrophic. Ridley asserts that the doubling of CO2 would only result in one degree of warming, contrary to more alarmist projections.

Keywords: matt ridley, [ipcc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ipcc.md), [carbon dioxide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-dioxide.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [climate models](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-models.md), [house of lords](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/house-of-lords.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Al Gore, Tangier Island Sea Level Debate (1:37:03–1:40:58)

During a Q&A for his film "An Inconvenient Sequel," Al Gore is confronted by the Mayor of Tangier Island, a commercial crabber who claims the water levels have not changed since 1970. Gore attributes the island's disappearance to erosion caused by climate change, while the Mayor insists it is natural wave action. The hosts compare Gore's rhetorical style to that of a televangelist like Jim Baker.

Keywords: [al gore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-gore.md), tangier island, [chesapeake bay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chesapeake-bay.md), [sea level rise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sea-level-rise.md), [erosion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/erosion.md), jim baker

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Extinction Symbol Tattoos, Climate Crisis Terminology (1:40:59–1:44:30)

The shift in terminology from "climate change" to "climate crisis" is noted, along with the rise of the "extinction symbol" tattoo among young activists. The symbol, an hourglass inside a circle, represents the warning that time is running out to prevent a mass extinction event. The hosts view this as a continuation of long-standing environmental alarmism now reaching a new level of cultural acceptance.

Keywords: extinction symbol, [tattoos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tattoos.md), [climate crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-crisis.md), [biodiversity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/biodiversity.md), [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [armageddon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/armageddon.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/22.md)

### 23. US Virgin Islands, Bond Market Implosion (1:44:30–1:46:53)

The US Virgin Islands, specifically St. Croix, are facing a financial crisis as the bond market closes to them, preventing further borrowing. This follows the fiscal collapse of Puerto Rico and has led to increased taxes on consumer goods like cigarettes and soda. The hosts discuss whether this is a localized issue or a broader signal of instability in the municipal bond market.

Keywords: st. croix, [virgin islands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virgin-islands.md), [bond market](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bond-market.md), [puerto rico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/puerto-rico.md), [taxes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxes.md), dow 22000

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/23.md)

### 24. North Korea Missile Tests, Missile Defense Sales (1:46:55–1:54:25)

Following another North Korean ICBM launch, the media focuses on the potential threat to the US mainland and commercial airliners. The hosts suggest that the escalation serves as a sales tool for anti-ballistic missile systems like THAAD in South Korea. Doubts are raised about North Korea's actual nuclear capabilities and the role of Pakistani technology in their weapons program.

Keywords: [dprk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dprk.md), [icbm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/icbm.md), [thaad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thaad.md), [south korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-korea.md), [kim jong un](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kim-jong-un.md), [nuclear weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nuclear-weapons.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Imran Awan IT Scandal (1:54:26–1:59:25)

The scandal involving Debbie Wasserman Schultz and her IT staffer Imran Awan is detailed. Awan and his brothers, who had access to sensitive congressional databases, are accused of data breaches and financial fraud. The hosts discuss the possibility of foreign intelligence involvement, specifically the Pakistani ISI, and the lack of mainstream media coverage regarding the potential national security implications.

Keywords: [debbie wasserman schultz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/debbie-wasserman-schultz.md), [imran awan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imran-awan.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [isi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isi.md), [muslim brotherhood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muslim-brotherhood.md), it breach

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Corporate Email Privacy, Salary Spreadsheet Viruses (1:59:26–2:01:40)

A discussion on digital privacy recalls the legal precedent that employers are entitled to read employee emails. The hosts share anecdotes from their time in the tech industry, including how IT staff would often snoop on executive salaries. They also mention an old hacker trick of hiding viruses in Excel files labeled "salary spreadsheet" to entice curious employees into opening them.

Keywords: [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [hacking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hacking.md), [cto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cto.md), [excel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/excel.md), computer security, [floppy disks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/floppy-disks.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Dame Shauna the Salsa Queen, Peerage Acknowledgments (2:01:40–2:06:08)

The hosts continue the peerage ceremony, naming Shauna Nash as "Dame Shauna the Salsa Queen." The segment features custom jingles, train whistles, and "travel karma" for listeners. The hosts also acknowledge various donors from Houston, Charlotte, and Helsinki, maintaining the show's community-driven support model.

Keywords: [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md), salsa queen, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), train whistle, [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/27.md)

### 28. EU Banking Warnings, PayPal Integration with Skype (2:06:10–2:10:03)

Banks in the European Union, particularly in Finland, are warning customers against including "jokes" in payment descriptions, as they can trigger money laundering and terrorism financing investigations. Additionally, Skype's integration of PayPal and rumored support for Bitcoin are discussed. The hosts express skepticism about Bitcoin's user-friendliness for mainstream payment platforms.

Keywords: [finland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/finland.md), [money laundering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/money-laundering.md), [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), [skype](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skype.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [banking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/banking.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Peerage Ceremony, Mastodon Social Media (2:10:08–2:12:30)

The hosts conclude the formal peerage ceremony for the episode, inducting several new Knights and Dames into the "Roundtable of No Agenda." They also mention the decentralized social media platform Mastodon, specifically the "noagendasocial.com" instance, and explain the terminology used on the platform, such as "toots."

Keywords: [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [mastodon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mastodon.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md), [knights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knights.md), [dames](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dames.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Mark Zuckerberg, Presidential Ambitions and Asperger's (2:12:30–2:14:19)

Speculation regarding Mark Zuckerberg's potential 2020 presidential run is fueled by his hiring of former Obama campaign manager David Plouffe. The hosts discuss Zuckerberg's public persona and social challenges, with some suggesting he may have Asperger's syndrome. The segment also references Roger Stone's alleged role in convincing Donald Trump to run for office.

Keywords: [mark zuckerberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-zuckerberg.md), [david plouffe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-plouffe.md), [2020 election](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/2020-election.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [roger stone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roger-stone.md), [asperger's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asperger-s.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/30.md)

### 31. NASA Planetary Protection Officer, Alien Contamination (2:14:20–2:15:22)

NASA is hiring a "Planetary Protection Officer" with a salary of up to $187,000 to ensure that human space exploration does not contaminate other planets and that alien matter does not infect Earth. The hosts mock the position as a "bogus job" and compare it to the "Prime Directive" from Star Trek, suggesting it is an example of unnecessary government spending.

Keywords: [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), planetary protection, [aliens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aliens.md), [star trek](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/star-trek.md), [jobs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jobs.md), [government spending](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/government-spending.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Employee Microchipping, Three Square Market (2:15:23–2:20:10)

Three Square Market, a company in Wisconsin, has begun offering employees the option to be microchipped for office convenience, such as opening doors and purchasing snacks. The hosts predict that public acceptance of this technology will hinge on a major tech company like Apple integrating it into their ecosystem, potentially linking it to security features for the iPhone.

Keywords: microchipping, [rfid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rfid.md), [wisconsin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wisconsin.md), [apple pay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple-pay.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [technology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/32.md)

### 33. KQED Ransomware Attack, Ethereum Network Nodes (2:20:12–2:22:50)

The San Francisco PBS station KQED was severely impacted by a ransomware attack that took their systems offline for over 30 days due to a lack of proper backups. This leads to a conceptual discussion about the future of the internet, where individuals could become "nodes" on the Ethereum network through their own microchips, creating a decentralized and addressable web of people.

Keywords: [kqed](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kqed.md), [ransomware](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ransomware.md), [backups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/backups.md), [ethereum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethereum.md), [blockchain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blockchain.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Anthony Scaramucci Ouster, John Kelly Discipline (2:22:51–2:28:33)

Anthony Scaramucci was removed as White House Communications Director after only ten days, coinciding with General John Kelly taking over as Chief of Staff. The hosts theorize that Scaramucci's brief, volatile tenure was a calculated move to clear out staff like Reince Priebus and Sean Spicer, allowing Kelly to establish immediate discipline. The segment also touches on the new points-based immigration proposal defended by Stephen Miller.

Keywords: [anthony scaramucci](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-scaramucci.md), [john kelly](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kelly.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [reince priebus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reince-priebus.md), [sean spicer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sean-spicer.md), [stephen miller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stephen-miller.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Immigration Reform, Statue of Liberty Poem (2:28:33–2:37:14)

The debate over merit-based immigration reform is highlighted by a heated exchange between CNN's Jim Acosta and Stephen Miller. Acosta's use of the Emma Lazarus poem "The New Colossus" is criticized, as the poem was added to the Statue of Liberty's pedestal years after its construction as a fundraiser. The hosts argue that the proposed system, which favors English speakers, is similar to successful models in Canada and Australia.

Keywords: [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md), [jim acosta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jim-acosta.md), [stephen miller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stephen-miller.md), [statue of liberty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/statue-of-liberty.md), emma lazarus, [merit-based](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merit-based.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Afghanistan Human Rights, Bacha Bazi Custom (2:37:14–2:39:47)

The Special Inspector General for Afghanistan Reconstruction (SIGAR) is urging the Pentagon to declassify reports on child sex abuse by Afghan security forces. The discussion focuses on the "Bacha Bazi" custom, a form of institutionalized pedophilia that remains prevalent despite being officially outlawed. The hosts criticize the US government for "turning a blind eye" to these human rights violations to maintain military alliances.

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [sigar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sigar.md), bacha bazi, [human rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights.md), [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [pedophilia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pedophilia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Trump Afghanistan Strategy, Rare Earth Minerals (2:39:47–2:48:54)

President Trump reportedly expressed extreme frustration with his military advisors over the lack of progress in Afghanistan, comparing the situation to a poorly managed restaurant renovation. Trump is particularly concerned that China is profiting from Afghanistan's rare earth minerals while the US bears the military cost. Additionally, Sebastian Gorka defends the transgender military ban, citing high suicide rates within the community as a reason for exclusion from high-pressure combat roles.

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [jim mattis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jim-mattis.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [rare earth minerals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rare-earth-minerals.md), [sebastian gorka](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sebastian-gorka.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Ford Explorer Carbon Monoxide, Electric Vehicle Competition (2:48:54–2:53:39)

A series of incidents involving carbon monoxide leaks in Ford Explorer police interceptors has led the Austin Police Department to pull nearly 400 vehicles from service. The hosts speculate that the negative publicity might be part of a push by electric vehicle manufacturers to capture the law enforcement market. The segment concludes with a discussion on the potential dangers of high-voltage batteries in electric cars during accidents.

Keywords: [ford explorer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ford-explorer.md), [carbon monoxide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-monoxide.md), [austin police](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin-police.md), [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md), [electric cars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electric-cars.md), [tesla](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tesla.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Outro, Bitcoin from Heaven, Podcast Mix (2:53:39–2:59:49)

The show concludes with the hosts providing their contact information and PO Box details in Austin and El Cerrito. A musical montage follows, featuring a parody song "Bitcoin from Heaven" and various clips of the hosts and guests, including Brian Brushwood. The segment serves as the final sign-off for episode 952.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [el cerrito](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/el-cerrito.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [brian brushwood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-brushwood.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/952-ichip/chapter/39.md)

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