# Knights of the No Agenda Armory > A maritime hijacking of an American vessel and suppressed earthquake warnings in Italy collide with the rise of the No Agenda Knighthood and open-source soda. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 87 - **Published:** 2009-04-08 - **Length:** 1h 38m - **Topics:** [Somali Pirates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/somali-pirates.md), G20 Protests, [Smart Grid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smart-grid.md), EMP Weapons, [Bird Flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), TSA Scanners, [Goldman Sachs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldman-sachs.md) - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory ## About this episode Somali pirates captured an American-flagged merchant vessel 320 miles offshore, marking a significant escalation in maritime hijackings and the first such seizure of a U.S. ship. The Maersk Alabama was intercepted using GPS technology, highlighting a shift in pirate tactics away from the coast. Meanwhile, President Barack Obama faces domestic criticism after video surfaced of him bowing to Saudi King Abdullah during the G20 summit. In London, amateur footage has emerged contradicting official police reports regarding the death of Ian Tomlinson during the G20 protests. While authorities initially claimed protesters blocked medical access, the video shows an officer striking Tomlinson from behind as he walked away with his hands in his pockets. In the United States, the North American Electric Reliability Corporation warns that cyber spies have penetrated the electrical grid, a claim skeptics suggest is a plant to secure stimulus funding for smart grid infrastructure. Additionally, Baxter International is under scrutiny for the accidental distribution of live bird flu virus samples to European laboratories. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak establish the Knighthood of the No Agenda Armory, bestowing titles upon major donors like Harry Sellwood. The duo explores the etymology of Slumgullion stew and the development of an open-source cola recipe. Dvorak recounts an invasive TSA pat-down at SFO despite passing through a new millimeter wave scanner, while Curry observes the rigid social stigmas surrounding begging in the United Kingdom. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/transcript.md. ### 1. No Agenda Introduction, Easter Holiday Plans (0:03–4:12) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the April 8, 2009, episode of No Agenda from their respective "command centers." Dvorak reports from the Pacific Northwest while Curry prepares for a holiday trip to Amsterdam. The hosts discuss their recording schedule and the late-night timing of the session. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [crackpot](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crackpot.md), [buzzkill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/buzzkill.md), [easter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/easter.md), [pacific northwest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pacific-northwest.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/1.md) ### 2. No Agenda Knighthoods, Harry Sellwood Donation (4:13–10:31) A new donation tier is established where contributors of $1,000 or more are bestowed the title of Knight of the No Agenda Armory. The hosts discuss creating high-quality certificates with professional calligraphy and potential physical perks like flatware or bone china plates. Harry Sellwood is recognized as a new knight for a $1,332 donation, a figure noted for being double the number 666. Keywords: knights of the no agenda armory, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), harry sellwood, paul pepper, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Italy Earthquake, Suppressed Seismologist Predictions (10:32–12:51) A major earthquake struck near L'Aquila, Italy, approximately 60 miles east of Rome. Reports indicate a scientist attempted to warn residents with a megaphone weeks prior but was silenced by local authorities for causing unnecessary alarm. This event is compared to the 1989 San Francisco earthquake, where geologist Jim Berkland was reportedly suspended for making similar accurate predictions. Keywords: [l'aquila](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/l-aquila.md), [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [earthquake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earthquake.md), giampaolo giuliani, jim berkland, [seismology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seismology.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Cyber Spies, U.S. Electrical Grid Security Claims (12:52–16:07) The Wall Street Journal reported that cyber spies have penetrated the U.S. electrical grid, a story the hosts characterize as a plant to secure stimulus funding for the "smart grid." The North American Electric Reliability Corporation (NERC) is identified as the source of the security warnings. Skepticism is expressed regarding why critical infrastructure is connected to the public internet at all. Keywords: [nerc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nerc.md), [electrical grid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electrical-grid.md), [wall street journal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street-journal.md), [cyber security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-security.md), [smart grid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smart-grid.md), [symantec](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/symantec.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/4.md) ### 5. Somali Pirates, American Merchant Ship Hijacking (16:08–19:57) An American-flagged merchant ship was captured by Somali pirates 320 miles offshore, marking a significant escalation in maritime hijackings. Mimi Dvorak joins the discussion to note that pirates are now using GPS technology to locate targets further out at sea. The conversation shifts to the root causes of piracy, including illegal fishing by foreign fleets and the dumping of toxic waste in Somali waters. Keywords: [somalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/somalia.md), [pirates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pirates.md), maersk alabama, [mimi dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mimi-dvorak.md), [gps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gps.md), toxic waste [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Barack Obama, Saudi King Abdullah Protocol Controversy (19:58–21:40) Video footage from the G20 summit shows President Barack Obama bowing to Saudi King Abdullah, sparking a debate over international protocol. Critics argue the gesture implies subservience, while others view it as a standard diplomatic greeting. The segment briefly mentions other minor scandals, including Michelle Obama hugging the Queen and a cease-and-desist order for an "Obama Burger" restaurant. Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [king abdullah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/king-abdullah.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), [g20 summit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/g20-summit.md), [protocol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protocol.md), bowing [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Baxter International, Bird Flu Vaccine Mishap (21:42–24:08) A report in Science Magazine details a mishap at Baxter International involving the accidental distribution of live bird flu virus. Despite the potential public health risk, the company's stock price has remained high due to lucrative government contracts for vaccine production. The hosts suggest the lack of mainstream media coverage indicates the public has become desensitized to such biological risks. Keywords: [baxter international](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baxter-international.md), [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [science magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/science-magazine.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/7.md) ### 8. UK National Health Service, Obesity and Ritalin (24:09–26:24) The UK National Health Service is implementing a program where citizens aged 40 to 74 are called in for "fat tests" to manage healthcare costs. Simultaneously, media reports suggest that the hyperactivity drug Ritalin could be used to combat the obesity crisis. This is framed as a "problem-reaction-solution" scenario designed to increase pharmaceutical usage. Keywords: [nhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nhs.md), [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md), [obesity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/obesity.md), [ritalin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ritalin.md), [national health service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-health-service.md), fat test [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/8.md) ### 9. G20 Protests, Death of Ian Tomlinson (26:30–30:31) Amateur video footage has surfaced contradicting official police reports regarding the death of Ian Tomlinson during the G20 protests in London. While police initially claimed protesters blocked medical access, the video shows an officer striking Tomlinson from behind as he walked away with his hands in his pockets. Tomlinson collapsed and died shortly after the unprovoked encounter. Keywords: ian tomlinson, [g20 summit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/g20-summit.md), [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), [police brutality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-brutality.md), amateur footage [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/9.md) ### 10. British Newspaper Personalities, Financial Times Reliability (30:32–34:26) The hosts analyze the different "personalities" and agendas of major British newspapers, including The Times, The Telegraph, and The Independent. Dvorak expresses a preference for the writing style of the Independent, while Curry argues that the Financial Times is the only publication providing objective facts. They contrast these with tabloids like the Daily Mirror and The Sun, which focus on celebrity gossip and sensationalism. Keywords: the times, [the telegraph](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-telegraph.md), [the independent](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-independent.md), [financial times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/financial-times.md), [daily mirror](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daily-mirror.md), london newspapers [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/10.md) ### 11. Decline of Print Newspapers, Columnist Influence (34:26–37:03) The potential closure of the Boston Globe serves as a starting point for a discussion on the declining relevance of traditional print media. The hosts observe that modern audiences prefer the engaging nature of television commentators or specific bloggers over traditional newspaper columnists. They also note the disconnect between international news cycles and the localized focus of American media. Keywords: [boston globe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boston-globe.md), [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md), [blogs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blogs.md), herald tribune, [international news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-news.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Chimpanzee Behavior, Meat for Sex Study (37:05–38:40) A scientific study reveals that male chimpanzees frequently trade scraps of meat for sexual favors from females. The hosts jokingly suggest this story might be a plant by the meat industry to counter negative press regarding global warming. They compare the behavior to modern human marketing tactics, such as beer commercials that link product consumption to sexual success. Keywords: [chimpanzees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chimpanzees.md), [meat industry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meat-industry.md), evolutionary biology, mating habits [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/12.md) ### 13. TSA Security, Full Body Scanner Upgrades (38:40–41:50) The TSA is upgrading airport security to include millimeter wave full-body scanners, which will eventually become mandatory for passengers. While the agency claims the technology uses minimal radiation and "scatters" sensitive body parts in images, privacy concerns remain high. Dvorak recounts a personal experience at SFO where he was subjected to an "enhanced pat-down" despite passing through the scanner. Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [millimeter wave](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millimeter-wave.md), [body scanners](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/body-scanners.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [pat-downs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pat-downs.md), [sfo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sfo.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Newt Gingrich, Electromagnetic Pulse Weapon Threats (41:50–47:03) Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on Fox News Sunday to warn about the threat of Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) weapons. Gingrich argued that a single North Korean missile could disable a third of the U.S. power grid, advocating for preemptive military action. The hosts discuss the history of EMP technology and its potential for both large-scale warfare and domestic crowd control. Keywords: [newt gingrich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newt-gingrich.md), [emp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emp.md), [electromagnetic pulse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electromagnetic-pulse.md), [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), fox news sunday [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Modern Warfare, Smart Grid Vulnerabilities (47:03–50:10) The conversation continues regarding the primitive nature of modern warfare despite the existence of advanced electronic weaponry. The hosts criticize the push for a "smart grid," arguing it creates more vulnerabilities for hackers and EMP attacks than the current "dumb" grid. They suggest the smart grid initiative is driven more by climate change memes than actual infrastructure security. Keywords: [iraq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [smart grid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smart-grid.md), [electronic warfare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electronic-warfare.md), [military technology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-technology.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Global Water Crisis, Twitter Charity Trends (50:12–51:50) A new media meme regarding the global water crisis has emerged, leading to "Twitter Fests" where users crowdfund well-drilling projects in Africa. The hosts question the sudden trendiness of water charities and how these specific causes gain viral traction. They express skepticism toward trendy charities compared to established organizations like Guide Dogs for the Blind. Keywords: [water crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/water-crisis.md), twitter fests, [africa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/africa.md), [charity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charity.md), [memes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/memes.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/16.md) ### 17. British Class System, Begging and Social Norms (51:50–55:04) Adam Curry shares observations on the cultural differences regarding begging in London versus San Francisco. He notes a strong social stigma against giving money to the homeless in the UK, often rooted in a rigid class system and a "working man" work ethic. The hosts discuss how neighborhood labels like "where the rich people live" persist even in urban areas near council estates. Keywords: [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), class society, [begging](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/begging.md), [social etiquette](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-etiquette.md), council estates [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Amsterdam Travel, Recording Logistics (55:04–57:06) The hosts discuss the logistical challenges of recording the podcast while Adam Curry is traveling in Amsterdam. They consider using local studios or recording from hotel rooms to manage the time zone difference. The segment includes personal banter about Dvorak's mood and his travel experiences in the Pacific Northwest. Keywords: [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [recording studio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recording-studio.md), [travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [time zones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/time-zones.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/18.md) ### 19. UK Internet Filtering, Child Pornography Statistics (57:07–1:00:14) British Telecom (BT) claims to block up to 40,000 attempts to access child pornography sites daily as part of new UK internet filtering mandates. The hosts argue that if these statistics were accurate, the police should be able to easily track and arrest the individuals responsible using IP addresses. They conclude that such stories are often used as a pretext for broader government surveillance and data retention. Keywords: [british telecom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/british-telecom.md), [isp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isp.md), [internet filtering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-filtering.md), [child pornography](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/child-pornography.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Goldman Sachs, Wall Street Bailout Influence (1:00:16–1:03:41) MarketWatch columnist David Widener published an article detailing Goldman Sachs' dominant influence over the U.S. Treasury and the financial bailout process. The report highlights how $12.6 billion in AIG bailout funds went directly to Goldman Sachs at full value. The hosts discuss the "revolving door" between Goldman executives and government regulatory roles, specifically targeting CEO Lloyd Blankfein. Keywords: [goldman sachs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldman-sachs.md), [lloyd blankfein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lloyd-blankfein.md), david widener, [aig](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aig.md), [treasury department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/treasury-department.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Helicopter Pilot, Swedish Porn Star Incident (1:03:43–1:05:11) Helicopter pilot David Martz had his license revoked after allowing a Swedish porn star to perform a sexual act on him while he was operating the aircraft. The distraction led to the helicopter striking a wire, though Martz managed to land safely. He later apologized, stating he was unable to perform emergency procedures because his clothing was around his ankles. Keywords: david martz, [helicopter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/helicopter.md), [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md), [aviation safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aviation-safety.md), [scandal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scandal.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Celebrity News, Hannah Montana and Pirates (1:05:13–1:06:51) The hosts mock the triviality of mainstream news cycles, citing stories about Miley Cyrus's intelligence and a public snub between Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie. They contrast the heavy media coverage of these celebrities with the selective outrage regarding the first American vessel hijacked by Somali pirates. Keywords: [miley cyrus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miley-cyrus.md), [lindsay lohan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsay-lohan.md), nicole richie, hannah montana, [celebrity gossip](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/celebrity-gossip.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Obama's Iraq Visit, Turkey and Armenia Relations (1:06:51–1:09:18) President Obama made an unannounced visit to Iraq to meet with troops following his trip to Turkey. In Turkey, he avoided using the word "genocide" in reference to the 100-year-old Armenian massacre to avoid diplomatic friction. The hosts discuss the long memories of Middle Eastern nations and compare it to the Dutch joking about Germans stealing their bicycles in WWII. Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [iraq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq.md), [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [armenia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/armenia.md), [genocide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/genocide.md), [middle east](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/middle-east.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Military Sonar, Marine Life Strandings (1:09:18–1:10:59) The Hawaii Institute of Marine Biology reports that mass strandings of dolphins and whales are likely caused by powerful military sonar rendering the animals deaf. The sonar acts as a blinding force for marine life that relies on echolocation, leading them to beach themselves in search of quiet. Despite various legal challenges, the military continues to use high-powered sonar in sensitive habitats. Keywords: [sonar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sonar.md), [dolphins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dolphins.md), [whales](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whales.md), beaching, hawaii institute of marine biology [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Congressman McFadden, 1934 Federal Reserve Exposure (1:11:00–1:14:29) A 1934 document from Congressman Louis T. McFadden is discussed, which characterizes the Federal Reserve as an international super-state designed to enslave the American public through debt. McFadden's speech to Congress argued that the Fed is a private banking system rather than a government agency. The hosts highlight his claims that the system was designed to funnel American wealth to international interests. Keywords: congressman mcfadden, federal reserve act, 1934, [central banking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/central-banking.md), [conspiracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conspiracy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Slumgullion Recipe, Culinary Etymology (1:14:30–1:18:39) John Dvorak discusses the origins of "Slumgullion," a dish he found in a 1977 community cookbook from the Dallas Quilters Guild. He explores the etymology of the word, which refers to both a watery meat stew and the muddy deposits found in mining sluices. The hosts exchange humorous definitions of the term and its use as an idiomatic phrase for poor-quality food. Keywords: slumgullion, [cookbooks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cookbooks.md), dallas quilters guild, [etymology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/etymology.md), [ground beef](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ground-beef.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/26.md) ### 27. Open Source Cola, Beverage Formulation Project (1:18:39–1:23:17) Dvorak announces a project to create an "Open Source Cola" using a traditional recipe that utilizes real sugar instead of high-fructose corn syrup. The hosts discuss the history of the Coca-Cola formula, including its original inclusion of cocaine, and joke about marketing a version that replicates the 19th-century experience. They envision the product as a natural fit for the tech and Linux communities. Keywords: open source cola, [coca-cola](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coca-cola.md), [caffeine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/caffeine.md), [cocaine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cocaine.md), beverage industry [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/27.md) ### 28. Subscription Model, Three Shows Per Week Goal (1:23:17–1:26:05) The hosts discuss the need for a more consistent subscription model to support their goal of producing three episodes per week. They emphasize that recurring donations are essential for the show to be a viable alternative information outlet. Dvorak notes that his mood varies depending on the day of the week, with Sunday shows typically being more relaxed. Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [subscriptions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/subscriptions.md), [no agenda library](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-library.md), [production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/production.md), [scheduling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scheduling.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Howard Stern, Satellite Radio Irrelevance (1:26:05–1:28:48) The hosts reflect on Howard Stern's transition to satellite radio, arguing that the move removed him from the mainstream news cycle and made him less relevant. They discuss the concept of "producers" versus "listeners," settling on the term "producers" for their audience because they participate in the show's creation and financing. Keywords: [howard stern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/howard-stern.md), [satellite radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satellite-radio.md), [siriusxm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/siriusxm.md), media relevance, [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/87-knights-of-the-no-agenda-armory/chapter/29.md) ### 30. Twitter Request App, Search Engine Tips (1:28:48–1:32:07) Adam Curry describes his new Twitter application, "Request TWAP," which automates music requests for the No Agenda stream. Dvorak shares advanced Google search tips, such as using the "forum:" operator to find specific files and niche discussions. They also discuss the "Interlude" music segments and the art of programming a radio stream. 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