# Happy Countries

> A tactical Russian retreat from Syria and a Supreme Court nomination battle collide with the financial incentives of a media industry profiting from political chaos.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 808
- **Published:** 2016-03-17
- **Length:** 3h 4m
- **Topics:** Syria withdrawal, [Merrick Garland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merrick-garland.md), Petrobras scandal, Happiness Report, Gulen schools, Telegram encryption, Biden Rule
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries

## About this episode

Vladimir Putin announced a surprise partial withdrawal of Russian forces from Syria this week, claiming the military campaign achieved its primary objectives. Despite the pullout, Russia will maintain a permanent presence at the Latakia and Tartus bases while keeping S-400 missile defense systems active. Analysts suggest the move is a tactical play to force President Bashar al-Assad into peace negotiations in Geneva.

In the United States, President Barack Obama nominated Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court, prompting Republicans to cite the 1992 Biden Rule to justify blocking hearings during an election year. Meanwhile, CBS CEO Les Moonves admitted the 2016 election cycle is financially lucrative for the network, citing record-breaking political advertising revenue driven by Donald Trump. In Brazil, former President Lula da Silva faces allegations of involvement in a massive bribery scheme centered around the state oil company Petrobras. Additionally, the United Nations World Happiness Report named Denmark the happiest country on earth, despite the nation having some of the highest SSRI antidepressant prescription rates globally.

This installment features a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Baz and Sir Thomas as they join the No Agenda Round Table. The hosts also examine the 1111 clock meme and the peculiar sight of Jimmy Kimmel’s audience supporting a fictional Supreme Court nomination for Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Adam Curry shares firsthand observations of the hipster aesthetics at South by Southwest in Austin.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/transcript.md.

### 1. Stephen Curry, Golden State Warriors Home Win Record (0:00–3:20)

The Golden State Warriors achieved their 50th consecutive home win, maintaining an undefeated streak at their home arena. Observations of Stephen Curry in person highlight his speed and exceptional three-point shooting accuracy, which often reaches 50% even under defensive pressure. The diverse audience in Northern California creates an atmosphere comparable to a high-energy soccer match.

Keywords: [stephen curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stephen-curry.md), [golden state warriors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golden-state-warriors.md), [nba](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nba.md), [basketball](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/basketball.md), [northern california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/northern-california.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Barack Obama, North Korea Executive Order Sanctions (3:22–10:07)

President Barack Obama issued a harsh executive order freezing North Korean government property and prohibiting financial transactions following recent nuclear tests and ballistic missile launches. Former Ambassador Donald Gregg suggests the sanctions may be less severe than they appear, noting that North Korea is simultaneously issuing threats and offering peace regime proposals. Tensions remain elevated due to ongoing military training exercises involving 30,000 troops near the border.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [kim jong-un](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kim-jong-un.md), [sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctions.md), [nuclear program](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nuclear-program.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Vladimir Putin, Russia Military Withdrawal from Syria (10:08–14:42)

Vladimir Putin announced a surprise partial withdrawal of Russian forces from Syria, claiming the military campaign fulfilled its primary objectives. Despite the pullout, Russia intends to maintain a permanent presence at the Latakia and Tartus bases while keeping S-400 missile defense systems active. Analysts suggest the move is a tactical play to force President Bashar al-Assad into peace negotiations in Geneva.

Keywords: [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [bashar al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bashar-al-assad.md), [military withdrawal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-withdrawal.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/3.md)

### 4. OPEC, Russia Oil Production Freeze Meeting in Doha (14:42–18:56)

Russia and OPEC members are scheduled to meet in Doha on April 17 to discuss freezing oil output to stabilize global prices. Iran has signaled it will not participate in the freeze, intending to maximize production following the lifting of international sanctions. Speculation exists that Russia's military maneuvers in Syria may be linked to backroom deals regarding oil production and the easing of economic sanctions.

Keywords: [opec](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opec.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [oil prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-prices.md), [doha](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doha.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Merrick Garland, Supreme Court Nomination and Biden Rule (18:57–22:52)

President Obama nominated Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court, prompting Republicans to cite the "Biden Rule" from 1992 to justify blocking hearings during an election year. Critics of the nomination point to Garland's history as a Clinton administration insider and his role in the Oklahoma City bombing prosecution. Republican leadership remains divided on whether to grant Garland a courtesy meeting or maintain a total blockade.

Keywords: [merrick garland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merrick-garland.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [mitch mcconnell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitch-mcconnell.md), [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/5.md)

### 6. GOP Establishment, Donald Trump Nomination Rules (22:54–27:20)

Republican Party insiders are discussing the use of arcane convention rules to deny Donald Trump the nomination even if he holds a plurality of delegates. Party officials have stated publicly that political parties, rather than the general public, ultimately choose their nominees through a representative process. This stance has led to accusations that the primary system is a marketing facade rather than a purely democratic selection.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [gop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gop.md), [republican party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-party.md), [delegates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/delegates.md), contested convention

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Thomas Dimassimo, Donald Trump Stage Rushing Incident (27:21–31:23)

Thomas DiMassimo, a theater major, attempted to rush the stage at a Donald Trump rally to seize the podium and microphone. In a subsequent interview, DiMassimo claimed his actions were intended to show he was unafraid of Trump's rhetoric regarding Islam and Mexico. The incident is characterized by some as a result of intense media programming and "Two Minutes Hate" style psychological conditioning.

Keywords: thomas dimassimo, [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [secret service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-service.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [protest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protest.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Media Deconstruction, Donald Trump Soundbite Strategy (31:23–35:17)

Donald Trump utilizes simplistic, staccato language that is highly effective for social media and television soundbites. This communication style allows media outlets to easily clip and recontextualize his statements, contributing to a divided national reality based on media consumption. The analysis suggests that the media's focus on Trump's brashness often obscures deeper deconstruction of the political process.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [media deconstruction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-deconstruction.md), [soundbites](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soundbites.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md), [political rhetoric](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-rhetoric.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Our Principles PAC, Anti-Trump Attack Ads (35:18–39:25)

The "Our Principles PAC" has released a series of expensive attack ads featuring women reading controversial quotes attributed to Donald Trump. Another ad focuses on campaign violence, highlighting allegations that Trump's campaign manager assaulted reporter Michelle Fields. These advertisements aim to portray Trump as reckless and dangerous to the American electorate.

Keywords: our principles pac, [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [michelle fields](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-fields.md), [attack ads](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/attack-ads.md), campaign violence

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Donald Trump, Doral Golf Tournament Commercials (39:26–41:03)

During the World Championship of Golf at Trump National Doral, Donald Trump observed a barrage of negative attack ads airing during the broadcast. Trump reportedly attempted to distract Cadillac executives and other guests from the commercials by pointing out the quality of the golf course grass. The segment highlights the saturation of anti-Trump media even during non-political sporting events.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), adam scott, [doral](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doral.md), [golf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golf.md), [attack ads](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/attack-ads.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Bill O'Reilly, George W. Bush Iraq War Claims (41:03–44:57)

Bill O'Reilly challenged Donald Trump's assertion that George W. Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction to initiate the Iraq War. Trump clarified his position, stating that while he believes the administration lied about the intelligence, he also views the war as a catastrophic mistake that destabilized the Middle East. The discussion touches on the historical context of the Valerie Plame incident and the yellowcake uranium claims.

Keywords: [bill o'reilly](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-o-reilly.md), [george w. bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-w-bush.md), [iraq war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq-war.md), [weapons of mass destruction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weapons-of-mass-destruction.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump Barking Dog Ad (44:58–48:19)

Donald Trump released a viral Instagram ad featuring a clip of Hillary Clinton barking like a dog, which was taken from a speech she gave about a political anecdote in Nevada. Media commentators criticized the ad as a new low in political discourse and a sign of sexism. Supporters of the ad argue it was a humorous and effective piece of digital content that bypassed traditional media buys.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [instagram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/instagram.md), [political ads](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-ads.md), [sexism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Donald Trump, Protester Disruptions and Press Standards (48:20–50:52)

Donald Trump criticized the media for maintaining a double standard regarding protesters at political rallies, claiming that disruptions at his events are treated differently than they would be at a Bernie Sanders event. Trump argued that the press is "extremely dishonest" and protects liberal disrupters while vilifying conservative audiences. He also briefly commented on the leadership style and "cheerleader" qualities of John F. Kennedy.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [protesters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protesters.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md), [political rallies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-rallies.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Ben Shapiro, Breitbart Resignations and Media Protest (50:52–53:04)

Ben Shapiro and several other staffers resigned from Breitbart News in protest over the organization's handling of the Michelle Fields incident. The mass resignation is viewed by some as an orchestrated move to embarrass the company and transition to new media ventures. Shapiro is described as a fast-talking conservative pundit who often competes with figures like Ann Coulter for influence.

Keywords: [ben shapiro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ben-shapiro.md), [michelle fields](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-fields.md), [breitbart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/breitbart.md), resignations, [conservative media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conservative-media.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Pierre Omidyar, Anti-Trump Twitter Obsession (53:06–56:21)

eBay founder Pierre Omidyar has demonstrated an intense obsession with Donald Trump on Twitter, frequently posting and retweeting anti-Trump content. Omidyar's feed includes claims that a Trump presidency is a top global risk and that endorsing Trump should disqualify individuals from public trust. His media outlet, The Intercept, has also been active in reporting on Trump's warnings of potential riots at the Republican convention.

Keywords: [pierre omidyar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pierre-omidyar.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [the intercept](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-intercept.md), [glenn greenwald](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-greenwald.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/15.md)

### 16. ABC News, Trump Convention Riot Warnings (56:22–58:58)

ABC News reported on Donald Trump's warning that "bad things would happen" and riots could occur if he is denied the nomination at a contested convention. While Trump framed his comments as a prediction of supporter frustration, media outlets portrayed the statement as an incitement of mob violence. Hillary Clinton responded by comparing Trump's rhetoric to historical instances of lynching and civil unrest.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [republican convention](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-convention.md), [riots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/riots.md), [political violence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-violence.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/16.md)

### 17. CBS News, Children and Political Programming (59:01–1:02:15)

CBS News aired a segment featuring grade school children criticizing Donald Trump's behavior and his policies regarding Muslim immigration. The segment is analyzed as a form of neurolinguistic programming (NLP), where the media uses children to reinforce specific political memes. The discussion notes that the human brain often fails to process negatives, meaning the phrase "not all Muslims are bad" can paradoxically reinforce a negative association.

Keywords: [cbs news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-news.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [muslims](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muslims.md), [nlp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nlp.md), [brainwashing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brainwashing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/17.md)

### 18. No Agenda Episode 808, Executive Producer Donations (1:02:16–1:04:16)

Hosts Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak acknowledge top executive producers for Episode 808, including Eric Svensson and Nick the Rat. The show operates on a value-for-value model, eschewing traditional advertising in favor of direct listener support. The segment includes a discussion on derivative art and the "de-douching" of long-time listeners through their contributions.

Keywords: [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), eric svensson, [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Climate Change, Family Arguments and Ireland Politics (1:04:20–1:11:03)

A donor from Ireland shared an anecdote about a family argument over climate change that led to accusations of being a Trump supporter. The discussion explores the "State of Fear" by Michael Crichton and the perceived manipulation of temperature data by NASA and NOAA. The hosts suggest that climate change has become a deeply programmed belief system that often triggers extreme anger in proponents when challenged.

Keywords: [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [ireland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ireland.md), [michael crichton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-crichton.md), [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), [noaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/noaa.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Value-for-Value Model, South by Southwest Observations (1:11:03–1:14:17)

The hosts discuss the freedom of the value-for-value model compared to the commercial constraints of mainstream media. Adam Curry provides observations from Austin, Texas, during the South by Southwest festival, noting the prevalence of "cookie-cutter" hipster aesthetics. The segment reinforces the show's mission to deconstruct media narratives without the influence of corporate advertisers.

Keywords: [south by southwest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-by-southwest.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [media deconstruction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-deconstruction.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Hillary Clinton, 2008 Birther Movement Origins (1:14:18–1:18:08)

A Republican strategist on CNN reminded viewers that the "birther" rumors regarding Barack Obama's heritage originated within the Hillary Clinton campaign during the 2008 Democratic primary. The CNN anchor appeared flummoxed by the claim, despite historical documentation of internal Clinton campaign emails discussing Obama's background. The segment highlights how political origins are often forgotten or rewritten by the media over time.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), birther movement, 2008 primary, [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Hillary Clinton, Nancy Reagan AIDS Comments Controversy (1:18:09–1:23:53)

Hillary Clinton apologized after falsely praising Ronald and Nancy Reagan for starting a "national conversation" on HIV/AIDS in the 1980s. Critics noted that President Reagan did not publicly address the epidemic until late in his second term, and the gay community was historically outraged by the administration's silence. The discussion provides context on the 1980s medical landscape and the slow federal response to the crisis.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [nancy reagan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-reagan.md), [aids](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aids.md), [ronald reagan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ronald-reagan.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders Healthcare and Libya Claims (1:23:56–1:27:36)

Archival footage surfaced showing Bernie Sanders standing directly behind Hillary Clinton during a 1993 healthcare address, contradicting her claims that she didn't know where he was during that fight. Additionally, Clinton's comments about not losing a single person in Libya were clarified as referring specifically to the NATO bombing campaign rather than the subsequent Benghazi attack. The hosts discuss the "bloodthirsty" nature of her past foreign policy statements.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [healthcare reform](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-reform.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Ted Cruz, Media Strategy and Bernie Sanders Coverage (1:27:36–1:31:50)

Ted Cruz proposed a theory that mainstream media executives are intentionally saturating the airwaves with Donald Trump coverage because they believe he is the easiest candidate for Hillary Clinton to defeat. Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders continues to receive significantly less coverage than his rivals, with major networks often snubbing his victory speeches. The discussion notes that Trump has received an estimated $2 billion in "free media" publicity.

Keywords: [ted cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-cruz.md), [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [free media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/free-media.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Les Moonves, CBS Political Advertising Revenue (1:31:51–1:33:13)

CBS CEO Les Moonves stated that the 2016 election cycle is "damn good for CBS," citing record-breaking political advertising revenue and high ratings driven by Donald Trump. Moonves noted that even if candidates are not in sync with the national ticket, local races will drive further spending. The comments highlight the financial incentive for media networks to prolong and intensify political conflict.

Keywords: [les moonves](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/les-moonves.md), [cbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs.md), [political advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-advertising.md), [ratings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ratings.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Campaign Finance, C-SPAN Call-In Quality (1:33:14–1:36:24)

The lack of campaign finance reform is attributed to the fact that media companies profit immensely from the current system. Bernie Sanders, who champions reform, is frequently marginalized by both mainstream networks and progressive radio stations that favor Hillary Clinton. In contrast, C-SPAN's call-in shows are praised for providing a more authentic platform for the general public to express their political views.

Keywords: [campaign finance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign-finance.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), media profits, progressive radio

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Anonymous, OpTrump DDoS Threats (1:36:26–1:38:12)

The hacker collective Anonymous announced "OpTrump," a plan to launch DDoS attacks against Donald Trump's websites on April 1st. The group's video message claims they are not Trump supporters and intend to wage a cyber war against his campaign. The hosts dismiss the group as "sink pissers" and question the actual impact of their threatened digital disruptions.

Keywords: [anonymous](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anonymous.md), optrump, [ddos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ddos.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [cyber war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-war.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Monica Mehta, Bill Maher Show Government Waste (1:38:13–1:41:00)

Investment banker Monica Mehta appeared on Bill Maher's program to discuss massive government waste and the lack of audits for the Pentagon. She highlighted that health insurance stocks have risen 400% since the passage of Obamacare, while the S&P 500 rose only 200%. Mehta also pointed out that insurance companies have been exempt from certain antitrust regulations since 1945, allowing for price collusion.

Keywords: monica mehta, [bill maher](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-maher.md), [government waste](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/government-waste.md), [healthcare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare.md), [insurance stocks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insurance-stocks.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Jimmy Kimmel, L. Ron Hubbard Supreme Court Prank (1:41:02–1:43:43)

Jimmy Kimmel's "Lie Witness News" featured a segment where Los Angeles residents were asked their opinion on President Obama nominating Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard to the Supreme Court. Several interviewees, wanting to appear informed on television, praised the fictional nomination and even supported replacing the Bible with an e-meter for court testimonies. The segment illustrates the public's tendency to feign knowledge about current events.

Keywords: [jimmy kimmel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jimmy-kimmel.md), [l. ron hubbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/l-ron-hubbard.md), [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [man on the street](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/man-on-the-street.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/29.md)

### 30. EU-Turkey Migrant Deal, Geneva Convention Rules (1:43:44–1:49:30)

The European Union and Turkey are negotiating a complex deal to repatriate migrants from Greece back to Turkey in exchange for visa-free travel for Turkish citizens. Technocrats are debating whether the plan violates the Geneva Convention regarding the treatment of refugees. Critics, including Turkish President Erdogan, are accused of using the migrant crisis to destabilize the EU and the Schengen border-free zone.

Keywords: [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [migrants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/migrants.md), [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [geneva convention](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geneva-convention.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Angelina Jolie, UN Refugee Visit to Greece (1:49:31–1:52:32)

Actress and UN Special Envoy Angelina Jolie visited the Piraeus port near Athens to highlight the plight of thousands of stranded refugees. Her visit was intended to boost humanitarian efforts and coordinate with the Greek government as they face financial demands from Turkey. The hosts mock the idea that a movie star's presence provides meaningful "hope" to those living in makeshift camps.

Keywords: [angelina jolie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angelina-jolie.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [refugees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refugees.md), [humanitarian crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humanitarian-crisis.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Turkish Power Grab and Gulen Schools (1:52:32–1:56:37)

President Erdogan is seeking a referendum to widen his executive powers while facing domestic unrest and bombings in Turkey. General Wes Clark noted that one of Turkey's most wanted figures, Fethullah Gulen, resides in Pennsylvania and operates a massive network of U.S.-subsidized charter schools. A documentary titled "Killing Ed" explores the influence of these Gulen-linked schools in the United States.

Keywords: [recep tayyip erdogan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recep-tayyip-erdogan.md), [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [fethullah gulen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fethullah-gulen.md), [charter schools](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charter-schools.md), [wes clark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wes-clark.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/32.md)

### 33. US Immigration, Lack of Exit Biometric Systems (1:56:38–2:06:20)

Congressional hearings revealed that the United States lacks a formal exit process for foreign nationals, making it difficult to track visa overstays. While other countries require passport checks upon departure, the U.S. relies on airline data that is not fully integrated between the State Department and DHS. Officials are pushing for a biometric exit system, though critics argue the government's inability to integrate legacy databases remains the primary obstacle.

Keywords: [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md), [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [biometrics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/biometrics.md), visa overstays

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Donald Trump, Mexico Border Wall Payment Plan (2:06:22–2:10:41)

Donald Trump's official platform outlines how Mexico would pay for a border wall through the impoundment of remittance payments from illegal wages and increased fees on visas for Mexican CEOs and diplomats. The plan also suggests hiking fees at ports of entry and cutting foreign aid if Mexico does not comply. This specific policy detail is rarely discussed in mainstream media debates, which often focus on the rhetoric rather than the mechanics of the proposal.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexico.md), [border wall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/border-wall.md), remittances, [nafta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nafta.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Brazil Corruption, Petrobras Bribery Scandal (2:10:42–2:12:33)

Former Brazilian President Lula da Silva is facing allegations of involvement in a massive bribery scheme centered around the state oil company Petrobras. The investigation has uncovered hundreds of millions of dollars in bribes paid to mid-level managers and politicians. Despite the scale of the scandal, the hosts note the "screwy" nature of Brazilian politics and the country's perpetual struggle with institutional corruption.

Keywords: [brazil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brazil.md), [lula da silva](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lula-da-silva.md), [petrobras](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/petrobras.md), [corruption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corruption.md), [bribery](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bribery.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/35.md)

### 36. 60 Minutes, Telegram App and Encryption Debate (2:12:34–2:17:14)

A "60 Minutes" report featured French anti-terrorism officials claiming that the encrypted messaging app Telegram has become a "black hole" for investigators tracking ISIS. The hosts argue that Telegram is actually known to be insecure and that the media is effectively promoting a "honeypot" app to the public. The segment also touches on the Russian creator of the app, Pavel Durov, and the broader debate over smartphone encryption.

Keywords: [60 minutes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/60-minutes.md), [telegram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/telegram.md), [encryption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/encryption.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [pavel durov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pavel-durov.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Brussels Police Raid, Paris Attack Suspects (2:17:15–2:19:23)

A joint French-Belgian police raid in a Brussels suburb resulted in a shootout that left one suspect dead and four officers wounded. Investigators discovered an Islamic State flag and a cache of ammunition, suggesting the location was a base for planning further attacks. The event caused a lockdown in the southern district of Foray as police hunted for two additional suspects linked to the November Paris attacks.

Keywords: [brussels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brussels.md), [police raid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-raid.md), [paris attacks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paris-attacks.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Pinhole Glasses, Vision Training and Retraining Muscles (2:19:23–2:21:08)

A listener sent Adam Curry a pair of pinhole glasses to help with eye fatigue and nearsightedness caused by long hours of screen time. The glasses work on the same principle as a pinhole camera, allowing light to focus more clearly without lenses. The product is intended to retrain eye muscles to adjust focal distance, a technique that reportedly dates back centuries but was patented in 1934.

Keywords: pinhole glasses, [vision](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vision.md), [medical records](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-records.md), eye health, focal distance

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/38.md)

### 39. No Agenda Episode 808, Producer Credits and 1111 Meme (2:21:09–2:34:17)

The hosts read the names and locations of producers who donated $50 or more to Episode 808, including several "palindrome" donations of $80.08. The segment discusses the "1111" clock meme popular among millennials and the historical significance of the number 88 in ham radio. The hosts emphasize the importance of the value-for-value model in maintaining the show's independence.

Keywords: [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), 1111, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/39.md)

### 40. No Agenda Knighting Ceremony, Sir Baz and Sir Thomas (2:34:19–2:36:47)

In a formal ceremony, Barry Sutton (Sir Baz) and Thomas Kilbride are knighted for their significant financial support of the No Agenda show. The hosts welcome them to the "Round Table" and list the various fictional perks associated with the honor, such as "Hookers & Blow" and "Dutch Dominatrix Ice Cream." The ceremony marks the highest level of listener recognition within the show's community.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), survive, thomas kilbride, [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Melissa Harris-Perry, MSNBC Racism Allegations on The View (2:36:47–2:43:37)

Former MSNBC host Melissa Harris-Perry appeared on "The View" to discuss her departure from the network, which she characterized as having racial implications. Harris-Perry defended her use of the term "token mammy" in an internal email, claiming it had a specific scholarly meaning regarding black women caring for "the Master's family." The hosts criticize her performance as a host and dismiss her claims as delusional and bigoted.

Keywords: [melissa harris-perry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/melissa-harris-perry.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [the view](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-view.md), [racism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racism.md), nerdland

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Sea Level Rise, NASA Global Temperature Records (2:43:38–2:48:24)

A new study claims that 13 million people in the U.S., primarily in Florida, are at risk of displacement due to sea level rise by the end of the century. NASA also reported that February was the warmest seasonally adjusted month on record, a claim the hosts describe as "fudged" data. The discussion critiques the use of "bombshell" rhetoric in climate reporting and the lack of visible change in local mudflats.

Keywords: [sea level rise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sea-level-rise.md), [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md), [climate data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-data.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Born-Alive Abortion Survivors, Congressional Hearing Testimony (2:48:26–2:53:22)

A ghoulish congressional hearing focused on a bill regarding medical care for infants who survive failed abortions. Witnesses debated whether such infants should be "whisked away" for life-saving medical intervention or given to the mother to die in her arms. The testimony highlighted deep ethical divisions over the legal rights of infants born alive during abortion procedures.

Keywords: [abortion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abortion.md), born-alive, [congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congress.md), [medical care](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-care.md), [ethics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/43.md)

### 44. UN World Happiness Report, Denmark and SSRI Usage (2:53:23–3:00:38)

The United Nations released its annual World Happiness Report, naming Denmark as the happiest country on earth, followed by Switzerland and Iceland. The United States ranked 13th, while Burundi came in last. The hosts point out a correlation between high happiness rankings and high rates of SSRI antidepressant prescriptions, noting that 38% of the adult population in Denmark is on such medication.

Keywords: [denmark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denmark.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), happiness report, [ssris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ssris.md), [antidepressants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antidepressants.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/44.md)

### 45. No Agenda Sign-Off, South by Southwest Update (3:00:39–3:04:34)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conclude Episode 808 with a final sign-off from Austin and Northern Silicon Valley. Curry promises further updates from the South by Southwest festival, while Dvorak notes the presence of idle oil tank cars near his location. The show ends with a montage of Joe Biden clips and the traditional "In the Morning" greeting.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [south by southwest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-by-southwest.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/45.md)

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