# White Male Clerks

> The Republican establishment scrambles to halt the Trump momentum as Apple draws a line in the sand against federal surveillance and the Bush dynasty reaches its end.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 801
- **Published:** 2016-02-21
- **Length:** 2h 40m
- **Topics:** Trump Victory, Apple vs FBI, Jeb Bush Exit, Brexit Negotiations, MindUp Program, Sorghum Superfood, ADA Lawsuits
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks

## About this episode

Donald Trump secured a decisive victory in the South Carolina primary, defying media polling from ABC and NBC that suggested a tightening race with Ted Cruz. Journalist Karl Bernstein reports that Republican establishment figures now see a 75% chance of Trump securing the nomination, prompting a desperate strategy to force a deadlocked convention. Meanwhile, Jeb Bush suspended his presidential campaign following a dismal finish, signaling a collapse of the Bush dynasty despite a $150 million war chest.

Apple CEO Tim Cook is publicly resisting an FBI court order to create a software backdoor for the San Bernardino shooter's iPhone, framing the dispute as a vital defense of digital privacy. The technical conflict centers on the FBI's demand that Apple disable the auto-erase function to allow a brute-force attack on the device's four-digit passcode. In international news, Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter announced a quadrupling of the European defense budget to counter Russian hybrid warfare, while British Prime Minister David Cameron negotiated a special status for the UK within the EU ahead of the Brexit referendum.

Jeffrey Toobin faced backlash for criticizing the lack of diversity among Justice Antonin Scalia's law clerks during the late Justice's funeral. Actress Goldie Hawn’s MindUp program is under scrutiny for its conditioned mindfulness techniques in public schools, and Neil deGrasse Tyson invoked Galileo to challenge the reliance on scientific consensus. The show concludes with the knighting of Sir Donald Winkler and a technical breakdown of the Americans with Disabilities Act lawsuits targeting website compliance.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/transcript.md.

### 1. South Carolina Primary Polling Discrepancies and Media Bias (0:00–3:06)

The accuracy of political polling is questioned following the South Carolina primary results, where Donald Trump secured a significant victory despite polls suggesting a tightening race. Media outlets including ABC, NBC, and the Wall Street Journal are criticized for promoting data that indicated Ted Cruz was closing the gap. The discrepancy between the "magic number" of 33% for Trump and the pre-election polling suggests either significant technical failure or intentional media manipulation to portray Trump as fading.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [ted cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-cruz.md), [marco rubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marco-rubio.md), [wall street journal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street-journal.md), [south carolina primary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-carolina-primary.md), [nbc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-news.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Karl Bernstein Predicts Republican Establishment Effort to Stop Trump (3:07–7:57)

Journalist Karl Bernstein reports on CNN that major Republican officeholders see a 75% chance of Donald Trump securing the nomination following his sweep of South Carolina delegates. Bernstein outlines a potential strategy for a deadlocked convention where establishment figures might unite behind a Rubio and Kasich ticket. The analysis suggests an impending media blitz and "overdue reporting" intended to halt Trump's momentum and prevent what some see as the destruction of the Republican Party.

Keywords: karl bernstein, [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [marco rubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marco-rubio.md), [john kasich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kasich.md), [republican party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-party.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Howard Stern Interview Clip Challenges Trump on Iraq War (7:58–10:07)

A 2002 audio clip from The Howard Stern Show surfaced showing Donald Trump expressing tentative support for the invasion of Iraq, contradicting his frequent campaign claims of early opposition. While Trump maintains he spoke out strongly against the war before it began, the media highlights a lack of documented evidence for his vocal opposition during that period. The discovery is framed as an example of the media finally beginning to "dig" into the candidate's past statements.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [howard stern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/howard-stern.md), [iraq war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq-war.md), [fact checking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fact-checking.md), [media reporting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-reporting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Listener Feedback Regarding Refugee Crisis and Trump Coverage (10:08–11:47)

A listener email from a correspondent using the name Frank Mancuso criticizes the show for its perceived "Trump ass-kissing" and lack of empathy for refugees. The emailer challenges the hosts to imagine their own families without food or water for six months, accusing them of being biased agents for the Trump campaign. The hosts dismiss the criticism, suggesting the listener may be a "Hillary bot" from Brooklyn who is not truly listening to the program's nuances.

Keywords: frank mancuso, [refugee crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refugee-crisis.md), [brooklyn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brooklyn.md), [listener email](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/listener-email.md), [political bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-bias.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Jeb Bush Suspends 2016 Presidential Campaign (11:48–13:34)

Jeb Bush officially suspended his presidential campaign following a disappointing finish in the South Carolina primary. Despite significant financial backing and an appearance by his mother, Barbara Bush, the candidate failed to gain traction with voters in Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina. The exit is characterized as the end of the Bush dynasty's influence in the 2016 cycle, with observations that Bush appeared insincere and relieved to leave the race.

Keywords: [jeb bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeb-bush.md), [south carolina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-carolina.md), [republican primary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-primary.md), campaign suspension, [barbara bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barbara-bush.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/5.md)

### 6. John Kasich Hug Incident and Staged Campaign Events (13:35–18:16)

A viral moment involving John Kasich hugging a distressed student, Brett Smith, in South Carolina is criticized as a potentially staged campaign event. While CBS This Morning anchors praised the interaction as genuine and moving, skeptics point out the coincidence of Kasich previously discussing his penchant for hugging just before the clip emerged. The discussion notes that political campaigns frequently hire actors and use scripts for town hall meetings to create emotional media moments.

Keywords: [john kasich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kasich.md), brett smith, [cbs this morning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-this-morning.md), campaign staging, [south carolina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-carolina.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Ted Cruz Religious Rhetoric and Libertarian Party Debates (18:16–21:00)

Ted Cruz is criticized for his heavy use of religious imagery and "preacher-style" delivery during campaign stops in South Carolina. His rhetoric regarding "pulling back from the abyss" is compared to Barack Obama's 2008 financial crisis messaging, though Cruz applies it to spiritual and social issues. Additionally, the lack of media coverage for third-party candidates like Gary Johnson is noted, with a mention of an upcoming Libertarian debate scheduled to air on Crackle.

Keywords: [ted cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-cruz.md), [gary johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gary-johnson.md), [libertarian party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libertarian-party.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [evangelical voters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/evangelical-voters.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Ted Cruz Citizenship Lawsuits and Photoshopped Campaign Ads (21:00–26:03)

Multiple states, including New York, are seeing lawsuits filed against Ted Cruz regarding his eligibility for the presidency due to his Canadian birth. Meanwhile, the Cruz campaign faces backlash for using a photoshopped image of Marco Rubio shaking hands with President Obama to imply a secret alliance. The discussion devolves into a tangent about "lefty handshakes" and cultural norms regarding the use of the left hand in Asian countries versus Western hygiene practices.

Keywords: [ted cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-cruz.md), [marco rubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marco-rubio.md), canadian citizenship, [photoshop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/photoshop.md), secret handshakes

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Katie Tur Reports on Trump Defensive Stance (26:04–29:06)

NBC News correspondent Katie Tur reported that Donald Trump was on the defensive in South Carolina following his attacks on George W. Bush regarding the Iraq War. Internal campaign sources allegedly warned Trump to ease off the criticism of the former president after receiving negative feedback from phone bank volunteers. The segment also highlights Ted Cruz's aggressive ads linking Marco Rubio to President Obama and questioning Trump's Christian credentials.

Keywords: [katie tur](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/katie-tur.md), [nbc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-news.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [george w. bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-w-bush.md), [weapons of mass destruction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weapons-of-mass-destruction.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Hillary Clinton Campaign Strategy Targeting Bernie Sanders (29:07–30:53)

The Hillary Clinton campaign is accused of planting talking points within millennial social networks to suggest that Bernie Sanders' economic plans do not "add up." Clinton has publicly stated she will not raise taxes on families earning below $250,000, while claiming Sanders' proposals would necessitate tax hikes on the middle class. This messaging is viewed as a coordinated effort to prepare young voters for an eventual Sanders loss by undermining his policy feasibility.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), middle class taxes, millennial voters, campaign talking points

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Hillary Clinton Truthfulness and Nevada Caucus Performance (30:56–32:33)

During a CBS interview, Hillary Clinton struggled to give a definitive answer regarding whether she has always told the truth, stating she has "always tried to." This response is compared unfavorably to Jimmy Carter's famous 1976 pledge to never lie to the American people. Observers noted her visible discomfort during the exchange, which occurred as she campaigned in Nevada where she faced a mixed reception from caucus-goers.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [cbs news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-news.md), truthfulness, [nevada caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nevada-caucus.md), [jimmy carter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jimmy-carter.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Bernie Sanders Honorary Woman Title and Socialist Identity (32:33–34:21)

Bernie Sanders utilized humor during a campaign event by mentioning that feminist icon Gloria Steinem once named him an "honorary woman." The segment also features Susan Sarandon introducing Sanders as an "unsold and pure" candidate. The discussion touches on Sanders' history as an independent and his self-identification as a democratic socialist, questioning whether his transition to the Democratic Party for the primary was merely a tactical move for committee assignments.

Keywords: [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [gloria steinem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gloria-steinem.md), [susan sarandon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-sarandon.md), [socialist](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialist.md), [independent](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/independent.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Dick Van Dyke Endorses Bernie Sanders on MSNBC (34:24–37:01)

Actor Dick Van Dyke, aged 90, appeared on Chris Matthews' show to endorse Bernie Sanders, describing him as a "New Deal Democrat" rather than a radical socialist. Van Dyke argued that younger generations are not intimidated by the word "socialism," associating it more with the successful social models of countries like Sweden. He compared Sanders' momentum to the fire lit by Eugene McCarthy, suggesting that this time the movement might actually reach the White House.

Keywords: dick van dyke, [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [chris matthews](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-matthews.md), new deal democrat, [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Debate Over Social Security and Socialist Definitions (37:02–38:40)

A conceptual debate arises regarding whether Social Security and Medicare constitute socialist programs. One perspective argues that Social Security is a capitalist "forced insurance" or deferred payment system, while another suggests it is socialist because it is a government-run redistribution program. The discussion attempts to distinguish between pure socialism—defined as government control of production and distribution—and social safety nets within a capitalist framework.

Keywords: [social security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-security.md), [medicare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medicare.md), [socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialism.md), [capitalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/capitalism.md), government production

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Hillary Clinton Adopting Bernie Sanders Policy Ideas (38:40–41:22)

Hillary Clinton is accused of "weaseling" into Bernie Sanders' territory by adopting modified versions of his popular policies, such as affordable higher education. Critics suggest she is following the Bill Clinton playbook of co-opting opponent ideas to neutralize their momentum. The discussion posits that Clinton is attempting to promise benefits to voters without fully committing to the "free" aspect of Sanders' proposals, potentially leading to a lack of execution post-election.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), free college, [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [political strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-strategy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Hillary Clinton Health Rumors and Public Coughing Fits (41:23–45:29)

Speculation regarding Hillary Clinton's health intensified following several public coughing fits on the campaign trail. Unverified claims from listeners, including some identifying as medical professionals, suggest possible conditions ranging from COPD and chronic heart failure to "barnyard cough" or swine flu. The discussion also notes the lack of leaked audio or video showing Clinton's reported "mean" temperament toward Secret Service staff, despite her being constantly surrounded by people.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [copd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copd.md), chronic bronchitis, [secret service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-service.md), [health rumors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/health-rumors.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Citizens United and Failure of Jeb Bush Super PAC (45:30–47:43)

The failure of Jeb Bush's campaign, despite a $150 million "war chest," is cited as evidence that the Citizens United ruling does not guarantee electoral victory. Critics of campaign finance laws often argue that money buys elections, yet Bush's 7.8% finish in South Carolina contradicts this narrative. The discussion suggests that the media promotes the "money equals winning" theory because they are the primary beneficiaries of massive campaign advertising spends.

Keywords: [citizens united](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/citizens-united.md), [jeb bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeb-bush.md), [super pac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/super-pac.md), [koch brothers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/koch-brothers.md), [campaign finance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign-finance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Cynicism in Voter Strategy and Polling Influence (47:43–50:55)

Voters are increasingly influenced by polling data rather than candidate preference, leading to "strategic voting" where individuals avoid "wasted votes" on long-shot candidates like Ben Carson. This trend is described as a cynical byproduct of big data and media influence, where polls are treated as immutable facts. The segment also briefly mentions DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz's frequent media appearances to explain the complex primary and super-delegate system.

Keywords: [ben carson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ben-carson.md), [polling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/polling.md), [voter behavior](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voter-behavior.md), [debbie wasserman schultz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/debbie-wasserman-schultz.md), strategic voting

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Jeffrey Toobin Comments on Scalia Funeral Diversity (50:56–53:38)

CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin faced criticism for his commentary during Justice Antonin Scalia's funeral, where he remarked on the "overwhelmingly white male" composition of Scalia's former law clerks. The hosts argue that such comments are inappropriate for a funeral and reflect a persistent media bias. The segment highlights the lack of pushback against Toobin's observations, which some viewed as an attempt to frame the deceased Justice as a racist.

Keywords: [antonin scalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antonin-scalia.md), [jeffrey toobin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-toobin.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), racial diversity

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/19.md)

### 20. No Agenda Episode 800 Art and Rat Radio (53:40–56:44)

The hosts discuss the artwork for Episode 800 by Hassan Maynard and address listener complaints about the selection. They also promote "Rat Radio" by NickTheRat, describing it as a "trippy" mix of lounge and techno music. A listener note from Gary compares the No Agenda show to other podcasts like The Survival Podcast and Freedom Feens, ultimately deciding that the value and production of No Agenda are difficult to compete with in the current landscape.

Keywords: hassan maynard, [nicktherat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicktherat.md), [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [homebrew](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homebrew.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Executive Producer Donations and De-douching Ceremonies (56:45–1:00:01)

College student Alyssa Karnes from Allentown, Pennsylvania, contributed a donation of $543.21 along with a longhand note seeking "de-douching" from her previous status as a passive listener. Other donors, including AJ of The One Tree Hill in South Australia, requested specific sound bites and "karma" for their contributions. The hosts perform the "de-douching" ritual for several first-time producers who have transitioned from "douchebags" to active supporters of the program.

Keywords: alyssa karnes, allentown, [pennsylvania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pennsylvania.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/21.md)

### 22. International Donations and Job Karma Requests (1:00:02–1:04:56)

Producers from the Netherlands and Germany, including Adrian Spronk and Eric Schmidt, sent in donations to support the show's 801st episode. Sandra Ferrara from New York City requested "Jobs Karma" for her boyfriend Pedro and "Chemtrails juice" to maintain their relationship. A technical error during the segment led to the accidental erasure of some donor notes, which the hosts addressed by manually granting the requested karmas and credits on the fly.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [jobs karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jobs-karma.md), sandra ferrara, [producer credits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producer-credits.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Sir Donald Winkler and Knighthood of the Bohemian Forest (1:04:57–1:08:30)

Donald Winkler from Berlin, Germany, attained the rank of Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable, choosing the title "Sir Donald Winkler, Knight of the Bohemian Forest and the Berghain Realm." Winkler, a long-time listener, requested a "de-douching" and provided a jingle for the show. The hosts also acknowledge a $200 donation from Dwight Chick for his brother Doug's birthday and discuss the upcoming knighting ceremony logistics.

Keywords: [donald winkler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-winkler.md), [berlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berlin.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), bohemian forest, [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Jaron Huttinga and Associate Executive Producer Credits (1:08:36–1:11:02)

Jaron Huttinga of Athens, Georgia, donated $200 to the show, requesting "generic job karma" to help extend a current work contract. The hosts conclude the primary donation segment by thanking the Executive and Associate Executive Producers for Episode 801. They remind listeners that these credits are legitimate professional accolades that can be used on resumes and LinkedIn profiles, offering to vouch for producers who support the value-for-value model.

Keywords: jaron huttinga, athens georgia, [job karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/job-karma.md), [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [credits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/credits.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/24.md)

### 25. No Agenda Meetups and Congressional Campaign Update (1:11:06–1:13:59)

Upcoming listener meetups are announced for San Francisco on February 29th and Fayetteville, Arkansas, following the Thursday broadcast. Adam Curry plans to travel to Fayetteville in the "Airstream of Consciousness" and invites listeners to visit for tours. Additionally, an update on a potential Congressional run in Texas' 21st district reveals that the filing deadline for the 2016 cycle has passed, pushing any potential campaign to the 2018 election cycle.

Keywords: [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [fayetteville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fayetteville.md), [airstream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airstream.md), [congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congress.md), texas 21st district

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Tim Cook Public Statement on iPhone Backdoor (1:14:00–1:16:44)

Apple CEO Tim Cook issued a strongly worded public statement opposing a court order to help the FBI access an iPhone used by one of the San Bernardino shooters. While Cook frames the issue as a dangerous precedent for a "backdoor" into all iPhones, critics suggest the company is acting primarily to protect its brand and market health. The discussion explores whether Cook's stance is a patriotic defense of privacy or a calculated business move to maintain consumer trust in Apple's security.

Keywords: [tim cook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tim-cook.md), [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [san bernardino](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-bernardino.md), [encryption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/encryption.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Technical Analysis of iPhone Passcode Security Hurdles (1:16:45–1:20:55)

The technical dispute between Apple and the FBI centers on disabling security "hurdles" rather than breaking encryption itself. The FBI is requesting that Apple create a specialized version of iOS to disable the auto-erase function and the time delays between failed passcode attempts on the San Bernardino shooter's iPhone. This would allow the government to perform a "brute force" attack on the four-digit passcode, which only has 10,000 possible combinations, making it inherently vulnerable without Apple's built-in software delays.

Keywords: secure enclave, [brute force](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brute-force.md), passcode, [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), ios security

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Tim Cook Uses Social Issues to Defend Privacy (1:20:56–1:24:40)

Tim Cook has integrated social justice rhetoric into Apple's defense against the FBI, suggesting that a lack of digital privacy could be a matter of life or death for marginalized groups, such as the LGBT community in countries like Nigeria. Critics argue this is an obfuscation of the fact that Apple's security relies on "convenience" features like short passcodes. The debate is framed as a conflict between user convenience and true cryptographic security, with Apple accused of "hoodwinking" the public about the strength of its default settings.

Keywords: [tim cook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tim-cook.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [lgbt rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lgbt-rights.md), [nigeria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nigeria.md), [cryptography](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cryptography.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/28.md)

### 29. FBI Intentions and San Bernardino Phone Password Reset (1:24:41–1:27:16)

An anomaly in the San Bernardino iPhone case involves the resetting of the shooter's Apple ID password shortly after the device was seized, which prevented an automatic iCloud backup that might have provided the FBI with the data they sought. Senator Rand Paul and others suggest the FBI may have intentionally "bricked" the backup process to create a legal test case against Apple. The phone was owned by the San Bernardino Department of Health, which possessed Mobile Device Management (MDM) tools that could have potentially cleared the passcode if used correctly.

Keywords: [james comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-comey.md), [rand paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rand-paul.md), [san bernardino](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-bernardino.md), [icloud](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/icloud.md), mdm tool

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Speculation on FBI Strategy and Terrorism Exploitation (1:27:18–1:30:30)

The FBI is accused of using the San Bernardino terrorist attack as a "publicity stunt" to gain a legal precedent for bypassing iPhone security features. The theory suggests the government is less interested in the specific data on the shooter's phone and more interested in obtaining a "trick" to unlock a backlog of 175 other iPhones currently in their possession. This is compared to the TSA's mission creep, where anti-terrorism measures are frequently used to prosecute non-terror related crimes like drug possession.

Keywords: [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md), [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [john perry barlow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-perry-barlow.md), [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/30.md)

### 31. San Bernardino Shooting Anomalies and Potential FBI Operation (1:30:30–1:33:04)

Unresolved questions regarding the San Bernardino shooting are revisited, including witness reports of three shooters in tactical gear and the presence of black SUVs. A "crackpot scenario" is proposed where the shooting may have been an FBI sting operation that was "triggered" or hijacked by an outside group. In this theory, the FBI's desperation to unlock the iPhone stems from a need to identify who interfered with their operation, rather than a standard criminal investigation.

Keywords: [san bernardino](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-bernardino.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), black suv, [witness testimony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/witness-testimony.md), [false flag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/false-flag.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Predictions on Tim Cook Resignation and Apple Security (1:33:06–1:38:02)

A bold prediction is made that Tim Cook will eventually resign as CEO of Apple due to the mounting pressure from the FBI case and the company's plateauing growth. The discussion notes that Apple previously provided digital copies of user data to federal authorities until iOS 8, and the current conflict is a result of the government's frustration with new security hurdles. Rumors of security audits in China and the "Error 53" controversy are cited as additional factors complicating Apple's global reputation for device integrity.

Keywords: [tim cook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tim-cook.md), [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [error 53](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/error-53.md), [resignation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/resignation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter on Russian Competition (1:38:01–1:42:50)

Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter stated in an interview with Charlie Rose that the U.S. must return to a Cold War-style "playbook" to deter Russian aggression in Europe. Carter announced a quadrupling of the budget for European defense and the deployment of heavy equipment and "persistent rotational" forces to Eastern Europe. The strategy aims to counter "hybrid warfare" and the "little green men" phenomenon—unmarked Russian soldiers—seen during the conflict in Ukraine.

Keywords: [ashton carter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ashton-carter.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [hybrid warfare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hybrid-warfare.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/33.md)

### 34. German Economic Impact of Russian Sanctions (1:42:51–1:45:08)

German business leaders are warning of severe economic consequences resulting from Western sanctions against Russia and falling oil prices. Trade volume between Germany and Russia has plummeted by nearly half since 2012, leading to investment freezes and potential staff cuts. Despite political tensions between Berlin and Moscow, German industry groups are pushing for a restoration of trade ties as Russian partners find themselves locked out of European financial markets.

Keywords: [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctions.md), [oil prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-prices.md), trade volume

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Peter Bergen Questioned on Fethullah Gulen and Turkey (1:45:09–1:49:00)

During a C-SPAN appearance to promote his book on homegrown terrorism, security analyst Peter Bergen claimed to be unfamiliar with Fethullah Gulen, a Turkish cleric living in Pennsylvania. A caller questioned Bergen on Gulen's alleged involvement in a network of U.S. charter schools and his designation as a terrorist by the Turkish government. The exchange highlights a perceived gap in mainstream security reporting regarding Gulen's influence and his reported ties to the CIA.

Keywords: [peter bergen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peter-bergen.md), [fethullah gulen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fethullah-gulen.md), [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [charter schools](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charter-schools.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Sorghum as a USAID Commodity and Future Superfood (1:49:02–1:55:04)

The cereal grain sorghum is identified as a major component of USAID food aid, often found in bags destined for Africa. While primarily used for animal feed or ethanol in the United States, sorghum is a staple for human consumption in other parts of the world, often prepared as a gruel. A prediction is made that sorghum will soon be marketed as a "superfood" in the West, potentially paired with other trends like insect-based proteins, despite its long cooking time.

Keywords: [sorghum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sorghum.md), [usaid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usaid.md), [kansas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kansas.md), [africa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/africa.md), [superfood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/superfood.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Final Donor Acknowledgments and Birthday Shoutouts (1:55:06–1:58:39)

The final segment of donor thank-yous includes Dame Patricia Worthington from Miami and Sir Jimmy of Custom Holobook. Birthday wishes are extended to several listeners, including Tristan the Canadian and Sir Donald Winkler. The hosts acknowledge the "Grimerica Boys" from Calgary and various other producers from across the globe who contributed to the 801st episode, maintaining the show's value-for-value support model.

Keywords: patricia worthington, custom holobook, [grimerica](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grimerica.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Knighthood Ceremony and Value-for-Value Philosophy (1:58:40–2:02:07)

The show concludes its formal donation segment with a knighting ceremony for Sir Donald Winkler and Dame Christina. The hosts reiterate the "value-for-value" philosophy, emphasizing that the show is free for those who cannot afford it and supported by those who find value in the content. The ceremony includes the traditional list of eccentric perks, ranging from "Hookers & Blow" to "Papi Van Winkel Bourbon," as a humorous acknowledgment of the new knights' status.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [chardonnay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chardonnay.md), [dmt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dmt.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/38.md)

### 39. ADA Website Compliance and Section 508 Lawsuits (2:02:07–2:04:31)

A surge in lawsuits targeting website accessibility under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) is causing concern for online publishers. "ADA trolls" are reportedly filing suits against companies whose websites do not meet specific A or AA compliance standards, often settling for around $15,000. The discussion notes that while accessibility is important, the legal pressure is forcing design changes that some argue degrade the user experience for non-disabled visitors.

Keywords: [ada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ada.md), [section 508](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/section-508.md), website accessibility, [lawsuits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawsuits.md), blind community

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/39.md)

### 40. David Cameron Negotiates UK Special Status in EU (2:04:32–2:07:05)

British Prime Minister David Cameron announced he has negotiated a "special status" for the United Kingdom within the European Union. The deal includes permanent exemption from "ever closer union," protections for the British pound, and new restrictions on welfare access for EU migrants. Cameron intends to recommend that the UK remain in the EU based on these concessions, which aim to address domestic concerns about sovereignty and the "something-for-nothing" welfare culture.

Keywords: [david cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-cameron.md), [brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [welfare reform](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/welfare-reform.md), [poland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poland.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/40.md)

### 41. EU Summit Drama and Brexit Negotiations in Brussels (2:07:05–2:09:55)

Negotiations in Brussels regarding the UK's status were marked by "deepness of drama" as various EU member states leveraged the deal for their own interests. Greece reportedly threatened to block the accord unless other members pledged to keep borders open for refugees, while Belgium pushed for a clause preventing a second renegotiation if the UK votes to leave. The summit was so prolonged that German Chancellor Angela Merkel was famously spotted leaving the building to buy fries during a break in talks.

Keywords: [angela merkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angela-merkel.md), [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [belgium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/belgium.md), [brussels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brussels.md), [refugee crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refugee-crisis.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Analysis of Brexit Vote and UKIP Opposition (2:09:56–2:13:14)

Despite David Cameron's negotiated deal, opposition figures like Nigel Farage of UKIP and George Galloway are uniting to push for a full British exit from the EU. The upcoming "Brexit" referendum is compared to the Scottish independence vote, with a prediction that the UK will ultimately choose to stay in the union due to intense pro-EU propaganda. Critics argue the EU is a "money scam" that undermines national sovereignty, while supporters emphasize the benefits of European integration for younger generations.

Keywords: [nigel farage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nigel-farage.md), [george galloway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-galloway.md), [ukip](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukip.md), [brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md), scotland referendum

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Goldie Hawn MindUp Program in Schools (2:13:15–2:17:01)

Actress Goldie Hawn's "MindUp" program has been implemented in schools for over 650,000 children from kindergarten through eighth grade. The curriculum, developed with neuroscientists, teaches "mindfulness" and "brain breaks" to help students manage stress and aggression. While presented by NBC News as a positive tool for emotional regulation, the program is scrutinized for its high executive salaries and its focus on "living in the moment" as a response to a post-9/11 world of fear.

Keywords: [goldie hawn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldie-hawn.md), mindup, [mindfulness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mindfulness.md), [meditation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meditation.md), [nbc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-news.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Criticism of Mindfulness Movement and Classroom Programming (2:17:02–2:20:29)

The "MindUp" program is criticized for its highly programmed nature, specifically the use of a chime or "dinger" that causes children to freeze and close their eyes on command. This behavior is described as "creepy" and overly conditioned, resembling a "lobbying response" rather than genuine meditation. The Hahn Foundation's financial structure is also questioned, noting that its CEO earns nearly $290,000 annually while promoting these mindfulness techniques in public schools.

Keywords: [mindfulness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mindfulness.md), hahn foundation, [conditioning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conditioning.md), classroom management, [theremin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theremin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Melissa Click Apology and Journalism Standards (2:20:31–2:24:15)

Former University of Missouri professor Melissa Click appeared on CBS This Morning to address the viral video where she called for "some muscle" to remove a student journalist. Click claimed she was protecting protesters and was confused because the journalist did not have a "professional-sized" camera. Her explanation is widely mocked as a failure to understand modern journalism and the First Amendment, especially coming from a faculty member in a journalism department.

Keywords: melissa click, [university of missouri](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/university-of-missouri.md), [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md), [cbs this morning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-this-morning.md), [first amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/first-amendment.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Captain Clay Higgins Viral Video Against Gremlin Gang (2:24:15–2:29:06)

Captain Clay Higgins of the St. Landry Parish Sheriff's Office in Louisiana released a viral video challenging the "Gremlin" street gang. In the video, Higgins uses aggressive rhetoric, calling gang members "animals" and "punks" while standing in front of a large group of law enforcement officers and community leaders. The "reveal" of the video shows that Higgins was flanked by leaders from the black community, framing the message as a unified stand against crime rather than a racial issue.

Keywords: [clay higgins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clay-higgins.md), [louisiana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louisiana.md), gremlin gang, st. landry parish, [viral video](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viral-video.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Neil deGrasse Tyson on Scientific Consensus and Galileo (2:29:13–2:31:28)

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson sparked discussion by quoting Galileo to argue that scientific truth is not determined by consensus or the "authority of a thousand." Tyson expressed dissatisfaction with the "97% of scientists agree" talking point regarding climate change, suggesting that the focus should instead be on the results of experiments and observations. This perspective is seen as a departure from his usual stance, emphasizing that individual reasoning and data should outweigh collective agreement in science.

Keywords: [neil degrasse tyson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neil-degrasse-tyson.md), galileo, [scientific consensus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientific-consensus.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), experiments

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Fort Jefferson Sea Level Observations and Mud Flats Report (2:31:30–2:34:16)

Observations of Fort Jefferson in the Florida Keys, which has sat roughly one foot above sea level since 1860, are used to question narratives regarding rapid sea level rise. The fact that the fort has not been inundated over the last 150 years is presented as an anomaly for climate models. Similarly, the "Mud Flats Report" from San Francisco indicates that local high tides have not yet impacted nearby low-lying freeways, suggesting that catastrophic coastal flooding is not currently evident in these locations.

Keywords: fort jefferson, [florida keys](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida-keys.md), [sea level rise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sea-level-rise.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [mud flats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mud-flats.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/48.md)

### 49. John Kerry Meeting with Hollywood Executives on ISIS (2:34:17–2:40:15)

Secretary of State John Kerry met with major Hollywood studio executives to discuss strategies for countering the ISIS (Daesh) narrative through media and storytelling. Kerry tweeted a photo of the meeting, which was criticized as a "douchebag" gathering of elites attempting to engineer state propaganda. The show concludes with a final look at the week's political events, a brief mention of a CDC sleep study, and the traditional "Adios Mofos" sign-off.

Keywords: [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [hollywood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hollywood.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [daesh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daesh.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/801-white-male-clerks/chapter/49.md)

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