# War on Serif > A Supreme Court vacancy upends the primary race as the establishment maneuvers to protect its interests against insurgent campaigns and looming legal scandals. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 799 - **Published:** 2016-02-14 - **Length:** 2h 58m - **Topics:** Scalia Death, [Superdelegates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/superdelegates.md), [War on Cash](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/war-on-cash.md), Moneyball Politics, [Eminent Domain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eminent-domain.md), Vaping Congress - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif ## About this episode The sudden death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia at Cibolo Creek Ranch has ignited a constitutional firestorm and a high-stakes political vacuum. While John Poindexter recounts the Justice's final hours in Marfa, Texas, the Republican primary field has pivoted to a 'Moneyball' strategy to block any nominee from President Obama. Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson and California Attorney General Kamala Harris have emerged as potential candidates in a battle that will define the 2016 election cycle. In South Carolina, Donald Trump has accused the RNC of rigging debate audiences with donors, while Ted Cruz faces scrutiny for a campaign ad featuring actress Amy Lindsay. DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz defended the superdelegate system against the rising tide of Bernie Sanders, who recently attacked Hillary Clinton for her ties to Henry Kissinger. Meanwhile, the Democratic National Committee has quietly lifted the Obama-era ban on federal lobbyist donations, and Montgomery Blair Sibley seeks to release the 'DC Madam' records that could impact the presidential race. Beyond the Beltway, the episode captures the absurdity of modern culture, from President Obama’s scripted Valentine’s Day poetry on the Ellen DeGeneres Show to the UK Pun Championship. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the 'War on Serif' as accessibility consultants target website fonts, while George Clooney faces criticism for his stance on the migrant crisis near his Lake Como estate. The hosts also track the decline of Florida greyhound racing and the European Central Bank’s move to scrap the 500 euro note. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/transcript.md. ### 1. No Agenda Episode 799 Introduction, Valentine's Day and Stitcher Outage (0:00–2:26) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 799 of the No Agenda show on February 14, 2016. The hosts discuss the proper punctuation of Valentine's Day and the etiquette of social media posts for the holiday. They also report on a catastrophic service outage at the Stitcher podcast app that began the previous Thursday, affecting thousands of listeners and creators. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [valentines day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valentines-day.md), [stitcher](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stitcher.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/1.md) ### 2. MailChimp Delivery Failures, No Agenda Newsletter Technical Issues (2:26–5:48) The No Agenda newsletter experienced significant delivery failures despite being sent through MailChimp. Many subscribers, including those running private email servers without filters, reported never receiving the transmission. The hosts investigate whether the issue stems from ISP-level blocking or a failure within the MailChimp platform itself. Keywords: [mailchimp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mailchimp.md), [newsletter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsletter.md), [email filters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/email-filters.md), [isp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isp.md), [technical support](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technical-support.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Antonin Scalia Death, Supreme Court Vacancy and Political Fallout (5:51–11:41) Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was found dead at the Cibolo Creek Ranch near Marfa, Texas. His passing immediately triggered a political battle over the constitutional process of appointing a successor during a presidential election year. While Democrats push for a timely appointment by President Obama, Republican leadership has signaled intentions to stall any nomination until after the election. Keywords: [antonin scalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antonin-scalia.md), [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [marfa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marfa.md), [constitution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/constitution.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Moneyball Political Strategy, Big Data in Election Campaigns (11:42–14:13) The hosts debate the application of the "Moneyball" analogy to modern political campaigning and delegate counting. The discussion focuses on how political establishments use big data and statistical modeling to maximize efficiency in districts and gerrymandered areas. They critique the media's use of the term to describe traditional political maneuvering. Keywords: [moneyball](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moneyball.md), [big data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-data.md), [gerrymandering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gerrymandering.md), [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), [political strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/4.md) ### 5. Jeh Johnson Potential Supreme Court Nomination, Rachel Maddow Analysis (14:13–18:21) Media reports suggest Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson as a potential non-traditional nominee for the Supreme Court vacancy. Proponents argue that as a cabinet-level official who has already undergone Senate confirmation, he could bypass some traditional hurdles. Critics point to his role in overseeing drone strike protocols as a point of contention for his judicial philosophy. Keywords: [jeh johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeh-johnson.md), [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), [homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland-security.md), [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Kamala Harris and Cory Booker, Potential Judicial Candidates (18:22–19:58) California Attorney General Kamala Harris and Senator Cory Booker are mentioned as potential candidates for the Supreme Court. Harris is currently running for a U.S. Senate seat, while Booker remains a prominent figure in the Democratic party. The hosts evaluate the likelihood of these high-profile political figures being moved to the bench. Keywords: [kamala harris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kamala-harris.md), [cory booker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cory-booker.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [attorney general](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/attorney-general.md), [senate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/senate.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Scalia Death Circumstances, Cibolo Creek Ranch and John Poindexter (19:59–22:13) Questions arise regarding the circumstances of Justice Scalia's death at the Cibolo Creek Ranch, owned by businessman John Poindexter. Reports indicate Scalia was pronounced dead over the phone by a local official without a physical examination by a coroner. The remote location and the lack of an autopsy have fueled various public theories regarding the event. Keywords: [antonin scalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antonin-scalia.md), cibolo creek ranch, john poindexter, coroner, [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/7.md) ### 8. Republican Debate Analysis, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio Alley-Oop (22:13–29:39) The hosts analyze the timing of the Republican primary debate in South Carolina following Justice Scalia's death. They suggest a coordinated "alley-oop" strategy between Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz to frame the Supreme Court vacancy as a central campaign issue. The discussion highlights how both candidates used the event to emphasize the importance of appointing a "principled constitutionalist." Keywords: [ted cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-cruz.md), [marco rubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marco-rubio.md), [republican debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-debate.md), [scalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scalia.md), [south carolina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-carolina.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/8.md) ### 9. RNC Debate Audience, Ticket Distribution and Donor Influence (29:41–31:14) Donald Trump criticized the South Carolina debate audience, claiming it was "rigged" with Republican party donors and insiders. Reports suggest that despite a promised lottery for the 1,600 available tickets, the majority were distributed to individuals connected to the RNC. This led to a hostile environment for Trump, characterized by frequent booing from the crowd. Keywords: rance priebus, [rnc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rnc.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), debate audience, [south carolina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-carolina.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Unpledged Delegates and DNC Rules (31:14–35:34) DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz defended the use of "unpledged delegates," also known as superdelegates, during an interview with Jake Tapper. She argued that these delegates exist to prevent grassroots activists from competing with established party leaders. Critics view this system as a mechanism to ensure Hillary Clinton secures the nomination over Bernie Sanders. Keywords: [debbie wasserman schultz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/debbie-wasserman-schultz.md), [dnc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dnc.md), [superdelegates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/superdelegates.md), [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/10.md) ### 11. DNC Lobbyist Funding, Obama Era Ban Reversal (35:34–36:21) The Democratic National Committee has reportedly lifted a ban on donations from federal lobbyists and super PACs. This policy, originally implemented by President Obama to distance the party from special interest money, was reversed as the 2016 election cycle intensified. The move has drawn criticism from those advocating for campaign finance reform. Keywords: [dnc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dnc.md), lobbyist money, [super pacs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/super-pacs.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [campaign finance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign-finance.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Trump vs. Cruz, Planned Parenthood and South Carolina Robocalls (36:22–39:29) During the South Carolina debate, Donald Trump and Ted Cruz engaged in a heated exchange over Trump's past comments on Planned Parenthood. Cruz accused Trump of supporting taxpayer funding for the organization, while Trump labeled Cruz a "liar." Additionally, Trump alleged that the Cruz campaign was using deceptive robocalls to tell voters Trump had dropped out of the race. Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [ted cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-cruz.md), [planned parenthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/planned-parenthood.md), [robocalls](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robocalls.md), [south carolina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-carolina.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Trump Profanity Controversy, CBS Media Editing Allegations (39:43–43:22) Donald Trump addressed his use of profanity on the campaign trail, claiming that media outlets like CBS have used "judicious bleeping" to make his language sound more offensive than it was. The hosts discuss the history of television editing and how selective bleeping can alter the perceived meaning of a speaker's statements. Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [cbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs.md), [profanity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/profanity.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md), [censorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/censorship.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Eminent Domain in Iowa, Crude Oil Pipeline Dispute (43:23–44:02) The topic of eminent domain surfaced during the Iowa caucuses due to a local dispute over an 1,100-mile crude oil pipeline. Donald Trump's support for eminent domain was framed as a pander to specific interests, while local landowners fought to protect their property rights. The hosts clarify why this specific legal concept became a campaign talking point. Keywords: [eminent domain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eminent-domain.md), [iowa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa.md), [pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pipeline.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [land rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/land-rights.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Bernie Sanders Critiques Henry Kissinger, Hillary Clinton Foreign Policy (44:04–46:51) Bernie Sanders attacked Hillary Clinton's foreign policy by criticizing her association with former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger. Sanders cited Kissinger's actions in Cambodia and the subsequent rise of the Khmer Rouge as evidence of destructive leadership. Clinton defended her record, noting that she seeks advice from a wide range of experienced diplomats. Keywords: [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [henry kissinger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/henry-kissinger.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [cambodia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cambodia.md), [foreign policy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foreign-policy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Democratic Party Establishment vs. Sanders, Superdelegate Disparity (46:51–49:56) Analysis from Democracy Now! highlights the unprecedented lack of establishment support for Bernie Sanders compared to previous insurgent candidates like Barack Obama. While Sanders has significant popular support and a massive donor base, nearly all superdelegates have committed to Hillary Clinton. This disparity is seen as a major test for the Democratic primary system. Keywords: [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [dnc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dnc.md), [superdelegates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/superdelegates.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [democracy now](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democracy-now.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Elizabeth Warren 2004 Interview, Hillary Clinton Bankruptcy Bill Vote (49:56–53:49) A 2004 interview with Elizabeth Warren has resurfaced, detailing Hillary Clinton's reversal on a consumer bankruptcy bill. Warren claims that after meeting with industry lobbyists, then-Senator Clinton voted in favor of a bill she had previously urged her husband to veto. The clip is being used by critics to challenge Clinton's claims regarding the influence of campaign donations. Keywords: [elizabeth warren](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elizabeth-warren.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), bankruptcy bill, [consumer protection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/consumer-protection.md), [lobbying](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lobbying.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Amy Lindsay Porn Star Controversy, Ted Cruz Campaign Ad (53:50–57:41) The Ted Cruz campaign pulled a television ad attacking Marco Rubio after it was revealed that one of the actresses, Amy Lindsay, had appeared in soft-core erotic films. Lindsay, a self-described conservative Republican, defended her work as a professional actress. The campaign claimed she was not properly vetted during the open casting call. Keywords: amy lindsay, [ted cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-cruz.md), [marco rubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marco-rubio.md), porn star, [political ads](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-ads.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Black Caucus PAC Endorsement, Saudi-CIA Syria Deal Allegations (57:42–1:01:20) The Black Caucus PAC's endorsement of Hillary Clinton faced scrutiny for being distinct from the Congressional Black Caucus. During a related discussion on Democracy Now!, a professor alleged that Clinton was involved in a secret deal between Saudi Arabia and the CIA to destabilize Syria. The segment critiques Clinton's record on regime change in Libya and the Middle East. Keywords: black caucus pac, [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Hillary Clinton Small Donor Strategy, Chipping In Campaign (1:01:21–1:02:19) Hillary Clinton's campaign has aggressively pursued small-dollar donations to compete with Bernie Sanders' fundraising narrative. By soliciting "one dollar" contributions through frequent email blasts, the campaign can report a higher number of individual donors. The hosts discuss how this tactic is used to bolster the appearance of grassroots support. Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [campaign finance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign-finance.md), [small donors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/small-donors.md), [fundraising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fundraising.md), [email marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/email-marketing.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/20.md) ### 21. DC Madam Records, Potential Presidential Election Impact (1:02:20–1:03:10) Montgomery Blair Sibley, the former attorney for the "DC Madam" Deborah Jeane Palfrey, has filed a court case to release records he claims are relevant to the 2016 election. The records allegedly contain names of high-ranking officials who were clients of the escort service. Speculation centers on which current candidates or political figures might be named in the documents. Keywords: dc madam, deborah jeane palfrey, montgomery sibley, [black book](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-book.md), [washington dc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-dc.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Huma Abedin and Secret Service Tensions, Clinton Inner Circle (1:03:13–1:05:42) Reports suggest ongoing friction between Hillary Clinton's inner circle, specifically aide Huma Abedin, and the Secret Service. Anecdotes describe Abedin's alleged dismissive attitude toward security protocols and personnel. The hosts discuss the broader sentiment within the intelligence and law enforcement communities regarding a potential Clinton presidency. Keywords: [huma abedin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/huma-abedin.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [secret service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-service.md), [intelligence community](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence-community.md), [body man](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/body-man.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Bill Clinton Health and Public Speaking, Change Maker Comments (1:05:43–1:08:05) Bill Clinton's recent appearances on the campaign trail have sparked discussion about his visible aging and health. During a speech, he referred to President Obama as the "change maker," which some interpreted as a slight or a departure from the party line. The hosts comment on his physical appearance and the effectiveness of his current role in the campaign. Keywords: [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/health.md), [public speaking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-speaking.md), [campaign trail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign-trail.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Alec Ross Tech Guru, Hillary Clinton Private Email Server (1:08:06–1:10:54) Alec Ross, formerly the Senior Advisor for Innovation to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, addressed the private email server controversy on NPR. Ross claimed that he and many colleagues were unaware that Clinton was using a personal server for official business. He stated his focus was on international technology policy rather than internal State Department IT infrastructure. Keywords: [alec ross](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alec-ross.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [email server](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/email-server.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), tech guru [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/24.md) ### 25. NBA Slam Dunk Competition vs. Republican Debate Ratings (1:10:55–1:12:47) The Republican primary debate on CBS competed for viewership with the NBA All-Star Saturday Night, featuring the slam dunk competition. Despite the counter-programming, the debate pulled a 9.3 household rating, equating to roughly 14 million viewers. CBS reportedly generated significant ad revenue from the event, which was highly anticipated following Scalia's death. Keywords: [nba](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nba.md), slam dunk contest, [republican debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-debate.md), [television ratings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/television-ratings.md), [cbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Television Set Design, The Abyss and Orange Backgrounds (1:12:47–1:15:21) John Dvorak recounts his experiences with television set design at TechTV, specifically a conflict over an orange set that clashed with guests' hair and skin tones. He contrasts this with "The Abyss," a black neutral felt background used by Charlie Rose to create an infinite space. The hosts critique the orange-heavy set design used in the recent CBS debate. Keywords: [set design](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/set-design.md), [chroma key](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chroma-key.md), [tech tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tech-tv.md), [charlie rose](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-rose.md), [orange](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/orange.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/26.md) ### 27. No Agenda Art Submissions, Episode 800 Preparation (1:15:23–1:17:36) The hosts review recent artwork submissions for the No Agenda show and prepare for the upcoming 800th episode. They remind artists to follow the specific dimensions and restrictions provided by Apple for podcast cover art. A deadline is set for Monday to select the definitive artwork for the milestone episode. Keywords: [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), episode 800, [podcast artwork](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-artwork.md), apple dimensions, [templates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/templates.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/27.md) ### 28. Producer Donations, Knighting Ceremony and Valentine's Call-outs (1:17:37–1:35:29) In a lengthy segment, the hosts acknowledge executive and associate executive producers for their financial support. They perform a knighthood ceremony for several donors, including Sir Matt Hatter and Lady Lynn. The segment includes personal notes from listeners, requests for "job karma," and Valentine's Day messages for spouses and partners. Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [valentines day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valentines-day.md), [job karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/job-karma.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Iran Valentine's Day Crackdown, Decadent Western Culture (1:35:30–1:38:42) Police in Iran have announced a crackdown on Valentine's Day celebrations, labeling the holiday a promotion of "decadent Western culture." Retailers are prohibited from running promotions, and coffee shops are restricted from hosting couples exchanging gifts. The hosts discuss the cultural divide and the Iranian government's efforts to curb Western influence. Keywords: [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [valentines day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valentines-day.md), crackdown, [western culture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/western-culture.md), [police](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/29.md) ### 30. Syria Ceasefire Negotiations, Assad and Saudi Stance (1:38:42–1:40:59) Diplomatic talks in Geneva regarding a Syrian ceasefire are complicated by conflicting definitions of "terrorism." While Saudi Arabia calls for the removal of Bashar al-Assad, Assad maintains that negotiations will not stop the fight against groups he labels as terrorists. The hosts analyze how these distinctions allow for continued military action despite the proposed truce. Keywords: [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [bashar al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bashar-al-assad.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), [ceasefire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceasefire.md), [geneva](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geneva.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Sergey Lavrov Propaganda Accusations, Financial Times Controversy (1:40:59–1:45:04) Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov accused Western media, specifically the Financial Times, of distorting statements made by UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon. Lavrov claims the media is engaging in propaganda by falsely attributing criticisms of Russia to the UN leader. He argues that humanitarian issues in Syria must be resolved through cooperation rather than demonization. Keywords: [sergey lavrov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sergey-lavrov.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [financial times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/financial-times.md), [ban ki-moon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ban-ki-moon.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/31.md) ### 32. North Korean Rocket Launch, Satellite vs. Missile Defense (1:45:05–1:49:56) North Korea's recent rocket launch, which the nation claims put a satellite into orbit, has been characterized by the U.S. as a long-range missile test. The event has prompted talks between the U.S. and South Korea regarding the deployment of new missile defense systems. The hosts critique the media's "brash young leader" narrative and the military-industrial complex's response. 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Keywords: [angela merkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angela-merkel.md), [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [hungary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hungary.md), [refugees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refugees.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/33.md) ### 34. George and Amal Clooney, Lake Como Migrant Concerns (1:53:13–1:55:45) George Clooney and his wife Amal met with Angela Merkel to discuss the refugee crisis while Clooney was on a film promotion tour. Reports suggest Clooney is considering selling his property in Lake Como due to concerns about trespassing and the presence of migrants in the area. The hosts highlight the perceived double standard between the actor's public advocacy and private actions. Keywords: [george clooney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-clooney.md), [amal clooney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amal-clooney.md), [lake como](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lake-como.md), [angela merkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angela-merkel.md), [refugees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refugees.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/34.md) ### 35. Greek Farmer Protests, IMF Bailout and Tax Hikes (1:55:46–1:58:54) Thousands of Greek farmers converged on Athens to protest tax hikes and pension reforms required by the IMF and EU for a $95 billion bailout. Protesters used tractors to block highways and clashed with riot police outside the Ministry of Agriculture. The farmers argue that the new economic measures will make their small businesses unviable. Keywords: [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [farmer protests](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/farmer-protests.md), [athens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/athens.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), [pension reform](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pension-reform.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/35.md) ### 36. London Taxi Protests against Uber, Historical Traffic Analysis (1:58:55–2:02:11) Thousands of London taxi drivers staged a protest against Uber, bringing the city center to a standstill. The drivers argue that government regulations favor the ride-sharing app and threaten their livelihoods. The hosts discuss an analysis showing that travel times in London today are similar to those in the horse-drawn carriage era due to modern congestion. Keywords: [uber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uber.md), [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), [taxi drivers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxi-drivers.md), [unions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unions.md), [traffic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/traffic.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/36.md) ### 37. Paris Airbnb Crackdown, Housing Market Regulations (2:02:11–2:06:37) Authorities in Paris have begun a crackdown on illegal Airbnb rentals to protect the local housing market from over-inflation. Inspectors are using iPads to identify apartments being rented out without proper authorization from the mayor's office. While the city claims these rentals ruin neighborhoods, the hosts argue that the number of units involved is a small fraction of the total population. Keywords: [airbnb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airbnb.md), [paris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paris.md), housing regulations, short-term rentals, [tourism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tourism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/37.md) ### 38. Obama Valentine's Day Poem, Ellen DeGeneres Show Appearance (2:06:38–2:13:39) President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama exchanged scripted Valentine's Day messages on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. The segment featured the President reading a poem from a teleprompter and making jokes about "Obamacare" and "zucchini bread." The hosts critique the highly produced nature of the appearance and the specific language used in the romantic exchange. 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Keywords: [puns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/puns.md), [wordplay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wordplay.md), mirror, [uk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uk.md), [humor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humor.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/39.md) ### 40. Final Donor Acknowledgments, Episode 800 Sign-off (2:15:41–2:21:45) The hosts conclude the donation segment by thanking $80 and $50 producers and announcing new titles for the roundtable. They celebrate the upcoming 800th episode and reflect on eight years of producing the show without a major conflict between the hosts. Final instructions are given for the "value for value" model as they sign off. 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Keywords: [arctic blast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arctic-blast.md), [record cold](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/record-cold.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [global cooling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-cooling.md), [weather](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weather.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/42.md) ### 43. Cluster Bomb Hypocrisy, US vs. Russia in Syria and Yemen (2:33:29–2:34:16) Secretary of State John Kerry has condemned Russia's use of cluster bombs in Syria, yet the U.S. continues to support the Saudi-led coalition's use of U.S.-manufactured cluster bombs in Yemen. Amnesty International has provided evidence of these weapons being used in civilian areas in Sana'a. The hosts highlight the diplomatic inconsistency regarding international war crime standards. Keywords: [cluster bombs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cluster-bombs.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [yemen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yemen.md), [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/43.md) ### 44. Michelle Alexander Critiques Hillary Clinton, The New Jim Crow (2:34:16–2:35:54) Author Michelle Alexander published a scathing critique of Hillary Clinton in The Nation, arguing that Clinton does not deserve the black vote. Alexander points to Clinton's past support for the 1994 crime bill and welfare reform, which she claims contributed to mass incarceration and the "school-to-prison pipeline." The article suggests younger black voters are increasingly skeptical of the Clinton legacy. 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Keywords: [grammy awards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grammy-awards.md), natalie cole, [david bowie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-bowie.md), lemmy, [motorhead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/motorhead.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/45.md) ### 46. Slavery History and 400 Years Narrative, Black Lives Matter (2:38:35–2:40:07) The hosts discuss the "400 years of oppression" narrative often cited in modern civil rights movements. They explore the historical origins of the transatlantic slave trade, noting the roles of the Dutch, British, and African kingdoms. The conversation touches on the distinction between indentured servitude and chattel slavery in early colonial America. 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Keywords: [duncan hunter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/duncan-hunter.md), [vaping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaping.md), [congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congress.md), [prozac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prozac.md), [ibuprofen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ibuprofen.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/47.md) ### 48. Obamacare Premiums and Misconceptions, Running for Congress (2:43:47–2:45:49) Adam Curry clarifies that his high health insurance premiums are a result of the Affordable Care Act's impact on the private market, rather than being "on" Obamacare himself. He discusses the difficulty of organizing a grassroots campaign for Congress, noting that despite verbal support, finding volunteers to collect signatures remains a challenge. 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Keywords: [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [aleppo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aleppo.md), [ethnic cleansing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethnic-cleansing.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/49.md) ### 50. Decline of Greyhound Racing, Florida Decoupling Laws (2:47:36–2:53:32) Greyhound racing is facing a sharp decline in the U.S., with only 19 tracks remaining. In Florida, track owners are pushing for "decoupling" laws that would allow them to operate profitable poker rooms without being forced to run money-losing dog races. The hosts discuss the cultural atmosphere of the tracks and the betting strategies used by enthusiasts. Keywords: greyhound racing, [florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md), [gambling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gambling.md), [animal rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animal-rights.md), decoupling [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/799-war-on-serif/chapter/50.md) ### 51. War on Cash, 500 Euro Note Scrapping Proposal (2:53:33–2:55:10) European finance ministers are calling for the European Central Bank to scrap the 500 euro note to combat terrorism funding and money laundering. Critics argue this is a step toward a cashless society that would give central banks total control over individual finances. Germany, which originally championed the high-value note, is seen as a primary target of the proposal. 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