# Kidults

> A choreographed town hall on gun rights meets a misplaced missile in Havana as the world grapples with cultural clashes and the rise of the kidult.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 789
- **Published:** 2016-01-10
- **Length:** 2h 59m
- **Topics:** Smart guns, Cologne assaults, [Hellfire missile](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hellfire-missile.md), Anthropocene, Kidults, [El Chapo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/el-chapo.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults

## About this episode

President Barack Obama and Anderson Cooper faced scrutiny following a highly choreographed CNN town hall on gun control. The event featured a push for biometric smart gun technology and a rhetorical shift where the administration labeled concerns over federal overreach as conspiracy theories. Gun store owner Chris Jacob and range owner Jeff Waite challenged the President on ATF enforcement and the logical necessity of confiscation to achieve lower firearm counts, while the NRA declined to participate in the vetted environment.

International tensions flared as a US Hellfire missile accidentally surfaced in Havana, Cuba, after a logistics error during NATO drills. In Europe, Chancellor Angela Merkel proposed stricter deportation laws following mass sexual assaults in Cologne by migrant men, while Nigel Farage critiqued the European response to rising crime in Sweden and Norway. Meanwhile, the Northern Paiute Tribe asserted land claims over the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon, complicating the narrative of the ongoing armed rancher standoff. Scientists also moved to formally declare the Anthropocene epoch, a geological age defined by human impact.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak knighted Sir Marshall Scarpula following a significant donation from the No Agenda community. The hosts recounted a bizarre encounter with a Satanist in Dallas and analyzed the rise of kidults attending expensive summer camps for inner-child work. Leonardo DiCaprio faced mockery for confusing a common Chinook wind with global warming during a recent interview with Charlie Rose.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/transcript.md.

### 1. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak Open Episode 789 (0:00–2:24)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 789 of the No Agenda podcast, broadcasting from Arlington, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley. Curry discusses his "Airstream of Consciousness" mobile studio parked near Six Flags Over Texas. The hosts briefly mention a CNN documentary on Steve Jobs and the issue of hearing loss in young people due to "headbuds."

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), airstream of consciousness, [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [steve jobs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steve-jobs.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Meetup.com User Experience Frustrations and Technical Hurdles (2:24–5:52)

A critique of the Meetup.com platform highlights significant user experience flaws, including mandatory account creation and complex email verification processes. The discussion details the frustration of being unable to access event details without navigating a series of registration hurdles and password recovery issues. The hosts suggest the site's complexity is a deterrent for producers trying to organize local gatherings.

Keywords: [meetup.com](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup-com.md), [user experience](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/user-experience.md), account registration, password retrieval, spam prevention

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Dallas-Fort Worth No Agenda Meetup and Airstream Logistics (5:55–10:23)

Adam Curry details his journey from Austin to a No Agenda producer meetup in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, including the discovery of black mold in his Airstream trailer. While traveling, Curry realized he forgot his laptop power adapter and attempted to source one via Twitter. A misunderstanding with a Canadian producer on social media led to a brief conflict regarding the tone of the show's community interactions.

Keywords: [dallas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dallas.md), [fort worth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fort-worth.md), [airstream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airstream.md), [black mold](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-mold.md), koa, [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), laptop power adapter

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/3.md)

### 4. No Agenda Producer Meetup Success and Political Diversity (10:23–14:38)

The Dallas-Fort Worth meetup saw an attendance of approximately 40 producers, despite technical issues with the RSVP system. Curry notes the effectiveness of using MailChimp to target producers in specific states like Texas and Oklahoma. The gathering included a diverse range of political viewpoints, from gun rights advocates to liberals, who found common ground in their skepticism of current governance.

Keywords: [mailchimp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mailchimp.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [oklahoma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oklahoma.md), [political discourse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-discourse.md), [networking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/networking.md), donation envelopes

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/4.md)

### 5. CNN Guns in America Town Hall Analysis (14:41–19:14)

An analysis of the CNN "Guns in America" town hall featuring President Barack Obama and Anderson Cooper suggests the event was highly choreographed. The hosts examine how the term "conspiracy theory" was used to marginalize concerns regarding federal overreach and military exercises like Jade Helm 15. The segment highlights Anderson Cooper's admission that presidential press conferences often lack dissenting voices.

Keywords: [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [anderson cooper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anderson-cooper.md), [town hall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/town-hall.md), [conspiracy theories](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conspiracy-theories.md), [jade helm 15](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jade-helm-15.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Obama Smart Gun Technology and Market Viability Claims (19:15–26:37)

President Obama's comparison of gun safety to seatbelts and airbags is scrutinized, specifically his push for "smart gun" technology. The discussion questions Obama's claim that a market for personalized firearms exists and was only suppressed by an NRA-led boycott of manufacturers like Colt. Technical limitations of biometric gun locks, such as fingerprint reliability, are contrasted with the president's optimistic projections.

Keywords: smart guns, [nra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nra.md), colt, [free market](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/free-market.md), [executive action](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-action.md), fingerprint technology

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Violent Crime Trends and Gun Ownership Correlation (26:37–28:38)

President Obama's statements regarding the decline of violent crime in American cities are analyzed for their logic regarding gun ownership. While Obama acknowledged that crime has dropped over the last 20 years, he challenged the notion that increased gun ownership is the cause. The hosts point to cities like Chicago as counter-examples where strict regulations have not prevented high levels of violence.

Keywords: [violent crime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/violent-crime.md), [gun ownership](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-ownership.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [data analysis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-analysis.md), causation, correlation

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Chris Jacob Questions Obama on ATF Enforcement and Budget (28:39–38:59)

Chris Jacob, owner of a gun store in San Rafael, questioned President Obama during the CNN town hall regarding the enforcement of existing laws. Jacob suggested that instead of adding 200 inspectors for record-keeping, the administration should hire more ATF agents for field enforcement. Obama's response attributed the decline in ATF personnel to Republican budget cuts and sequestration rather than his own policy decisions.

Keywords: [chris jacob](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-jacob.md), [atf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/atf.md), gun dealers, [san rafael](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-rafael.md), [anderson cooper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anderson-cooper.md), [sequestration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sequestration.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Father Michael Pfleger and the Redefinition of Conspiracy (39:00–44:20)

The appearance of Father Michael Pfleger at the CNN town hall is noted, specifically his praise for President Obama's "courage and passion." The hosts analyze a linguistic shift where Obama appeared to agree that the notion of a government plot to take guns is a "conspiracy," effectively hijacking the word to label his critics. This rhetorical move is described as turning the traditional meaning of conspiracy upside down.

Keywords: michael pfleger, [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [conspiracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conspiracy.md), [martial law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/martial-law.md), language manipulation

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Media Portrayal of Gun Rights Advocates as Kooks (44:21–48:00)

A CNN report following the town hall is criticized for labeling gun rights advocates and certain US Senators as "internet kooks" and "fringe" figures. The report featured Iowa Senator Charles Grassley and Texas Senator Ted Cruz, framing their concerns about gun registries and confiscation as baseless fear-mongering. The media narrative is shown transitioning these "conspiracy" labels directly onto the 2016 Republican presidential candidates.

Keywords: [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [chuck grassley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chuck-grassley.md), [ted cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-cruz.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md), [fear mongering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fear-mongering.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Occam's Razor and the Logic of Gun Confiscation (48:00–49:41)

Jeff Waite, owner of a gun range, utilized "Occam's Razor" in a CNN interview to argue that the government's goal of having "fewer guns" logically requires confiscation. Waite dismissed the idea that guns would simply "evaporate" or "disintegrate," concluding that the only way to reduce the total number of firearms is to take them from owners. The hosts praise this as a rare moment of logical clarity in the news cycle.

Keywords: [occam's razor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/occam-s-razor.md), jeff waite, [gun range](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-range.md), confiscation, [logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/logic.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Philadelphia Police Ambush and Stolen Service Weapons (49:42–52:56)

A violent ambush on Philadelphia police officer Jesse Hartnett by Edward Archer is discussed. Archer, who pledged allegiance to the Islamic State, fired a dozen rounds into Hartnett's patrol car. Investigation revealed that the firearm used in the attack was a stolen police service weapon, highlighting the irony that the crime was committed with a gun originally issued by the state.

Keywords: [philadelphia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/philadelphia.md), jesse hartnett, edward archer, [allah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/allah.md), stolen gun

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/12.md)

### 13. NRA Absence from CNN Town Hall and Pre-Screened Questions (52:57–54:46)

The National Rifle Association's decision to decline participation in the CNN town hall is explained as a refusal to participate in a "choreographed" event. NRA representatives stated they were only offered a single pre-screened question, which they felt precluded an intellectually honest conversation. The hosts compare this to the experiences of other participants whose questions were vetted by the network and the White House.

Keywords: [nra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nra.md), meynard morgan, pre-screened questions, intellectual honesty, [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Mandatory Mental Health Screening in Colleges (54:47–57:22)

The Washington Post reports on a push for mandatory mental health screening and treatment on college campuses as a public health approach to suicide prevention. The hosts express concern that this will lead to the over-diagnosis of an entire generation, resulting in increased prescriptions for drugs like Adderall and Vyvanse. They argue this system could eventually be used to strip individuals of their rights based on "mental hygiene" criteria.

Keywords: [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md), [mental health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mental-health.md), [college students](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/college-students.md), [adderall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adderall.md), [vyvanse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vyvanse.md), [screening](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/screening.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Rand Paul and Whoopi Goldberg Debate Gun Control on The View (57:23–1:03:04)

Senator Rand Paul appeared on "The View" to discuss gun regulations, where he faced questioning from Whoopi Goldberg regarding automatic weapons. Paul attempted to clarify the difference between automatic and semi-automatic firearms, noting that truly automatic weapons have been restricted since 1934. The hosts criticize Goldberg for failing to grasp Paul's philosophical point about the danger of executive overreach and the importance of the legislative process.

Keywords: [rand paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rand-paul.md), [whoopi goldberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whoopi-goldberg.md), [the view](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-view.md), [automatic weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/automatic-weapons.md), [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md), [constitutional rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/constitutional-rights.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Executive Producer Donations and Sir Marshall's Knighting (1:03:05–1:08:08)

Marshall Scarpula of Henderson, Nevada, is knighted as "Sir Marshall" following a significant donation totaling $1,234.56. His note touches on various topics, including the "space elevator" concept and his experience with the Amazon Echo. The hosts clarify that their mentions of products like Alexa are not "native advertising" as they receive no compensation from Amazon.

Keywords: marshall scarpula, henderson nevada, [amazon echo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-echo.md), [alexa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexa.md), [native advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Francis M. Sheehy and the Camp of the Saints (1:08:15–1:11:02)

Producer Francis M. Sheehy contributes to the show and recommends the 1973 novel "The Camp of the Saints" by Jean Raspail. Sheehy also requests a musical remix of President Obama's "no, no, no" set to the traditional tune "Turkey in the Straw." The hosts play a 1942 version of the song by the Snickle Fritz Band to inspire future producer remixes.

Keywords: francis m. sheehy, jean raspail, the camp of the saints, turkey in the straw, snickle fritz band

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Olaf Wolf and German Producer Contributions (1:11:03–1:13:51)

Olaf Wolf, a producer in Munich, Germany, provides a donation to celebrate his son Aurel's sixth birthday. Wolf expresses that the podcast helps maintain his mental sanity while living in Germany. The hosts grant "Clan Karma" to the Wolf family and acknowledge other international contributions, including a bank check from Taylor Stewart.

Keywords: olaf wolf, [munich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/munich.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), aurel wolf, [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Brad Ramsey and the Ramsey Clan Donation (1:13:51–1:15:27)

Brad Ramsey, who attended the Dallas meetup with his father, is recognized for a $311 donation. Ramsey's father, a plumber from Wichita Falls, attended the event despite not being a regular listener. The hosts discuss the "Clan Karma" earned by the Ramsey family for their support and participation in the local meetup.

Keywords: brad ramsey, wichita falls, [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md), plumbing business

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Brent Frankenberry and the Satanist Encounter Anecdote (1:15:28–1:20:12)

Brent Frankenberry of Frostburg, Maryland, sends a donation and requests a "Hail Satan" backmasking clip. This prompts Adam Curry to recount a story from the Dallas meetup involving a man who identified as a student of Satanism and Aleister Crowley. Despite his background, the man ended the encounter by offering a Christian prayer for Curry and his family, which Curry found to be a beautiful gesture.

Keywords: brent frankenberry, [maryland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maryland.md), hail satan, aleister crowley, [jesus christ](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jesus-christ.md), [prayer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prayer.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/20.md)

### 21. La Verdad Cigars and Round Rock Business Karma (1:20:13–1:21:56)

La Verdad LLC, a cigar company based in Round Rock, Texas, is recognized as an Associate Executive Producer. The owners provided a donation representing 10% of their recent sales and offered a "NOAGENDA" discount code for listeners. The hosts discuss the pronunciation of "coupon" and grant business karma to the company.

Keywords: la verdad cigars, [round rock](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-rock.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [coupon code](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coupon-code.md), [small business](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/small-business.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Lonnie Webb and the "Drunken Note" Gag (1:21:56–1:25:43)

Lonnie Webb and his wife Phuong Vu submitted a humorous donation note from the Dallas meetup. The note, purportedly written by Lonnie with a "fountain pen of drunkenness," featured red-pen corrections from his wife, debunking his claims of donating a million dollars and running for president. The hosts perform a dramatic reading of the corrected text.

Keywords: lonnie webb, phuong vu, [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md), fountain pen, [comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Oregon Rancher Standoff and Racial Rhetoric on Social Media (1:25:44–1:31:12)

Adam Curry discusses a heated exchange on Facebook regarding the armed standoff at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon. He notes the use of racial slurs like "cracker terrorists" by critics of the ranchers, including his own relatives. The discussion highlights the double standards in media coverage and social media discourse regarding government overreach and land rights.

Keywords: [oregon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oregon.md), [malheur national wildlife refuge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/malheur-national-wildlife-refuge.md), ranchers, [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), cracker, [racial slurs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racial-slurs.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Northern Paiute Tribe Land Claims in Oregon (1:31:12–1:35:43)

The Northern Paiute Tribe has asserted that if the federal land in Oregon currently occupied by militia members belongs to anyone, it is the tribe. Tribal council member Jarvis Kennedy highlighted the history of the Paiute people being forcibly removed from the land despite a century-old treaty. The hosts examine the irony of "redneck" protesters demanding land be "returned" when the original inhabitants were displaced to city dumps.

Keywords: northern paiute, [oregon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oregon.md), jarvis kennedy, [land rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/land-rights.md), [treaty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/treaty.md), [federal government](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-government.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Proposed Alliance Between Open Carry and Black Lives Matter (1:35:43–1:39:11)

Adam Curry proposes that white "open carry" advocates should support Black Lives Matter protesters to demonstrate a unified front against tyrannical government. He argues that if the militia movement is truly about protecting all citizens' rights, they should appear at protests in places like Ferguson. This "calm response" from the government toward white protesters should be the standard for all Americans regardless of race.

Keywords: [black lives matter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-lives-matter.md), [ferguson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ferguson.md), [open carry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/open-carry.md), [militia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/militia.md), racial unity, [protest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protest.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Misplaced US Hellfire Missile Ends Up in Cuba (1:39:11–1:41:56)

A Lockheed Martin Hellfire missile intended for NATO drills in Europe was accidentally shipped to Havana, Cuba, in 2014. The sensitive military technology traveled from Florida to Spain, then to Germany, before being loaded onto an Air France flight to Paris and ultimately Havana. US officials have spent over a year attempting to recover the misplaced hardware from the Cuban government.

Keywords: [hellfire missile](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hellfire-missile.md), [cuba](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cuba.md), [lockheed martin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockheed-martin.md), [air france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-france.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [spain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spain.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/26.md)

### 27. John Kerry and the State Department "Tick-Tock" (1:41:57–1:46:54)

Secretary of State John Kerry faced criticism from journalist Andrea Mitchell regarding the administration's focus on North Korea. Kerry defensively claimed that North Korea has never been "unattended" and took credit for diplomatic shifts in China. He referred to a "tick-tock," or a detailed chronological schedule, to prove the intensity of his diplomatic efforts, while the hosts mock his arrogant demeanor toward the press.

Keywords: [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [andrea mitchell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrea-mitchell.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), tick-tock

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Jimmy Kimmel's "Lie Witness News" on North Korea (1:46:55–1:49:32)

Jimmy Kimmel's "Lie Witness News" segment featured pedestrians in Los Angeles congratulating North Korea on its successful hydrogen bomb detonation. The satirical bit highlighted the tendency of Americans to offer positive reinforcement for any achievement when asked in a cheerful manner. The hosts find the segment to be a perfect illustration of public ignorance regarding global security threats.

Keywords: [jimmy kimmel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jimmy-kimmel.md), [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [hydrogen bomb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hydrogen-bomb.md), [man on the street](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/man-on-the-street.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/28.md)

### 29. New Year's Eve Sexual Assaults in Cologne, Germany (1:49:33–1:54:16)

Widespread sexual assaults occurred in Cologne, Germany, on New Year's Eve, involving over 1,000 migrant men. The German state broadcaster ZDF admitted to a mistake in failing to report the incidents for four days. In response to public outrage, Chancellor Angela Merkel proposed new laws to make it easier to deport asylum seekers who commit crimes, even if they have not yet been sentenced to prison.

Keywords: [cologne](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cologne.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [angela merkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angela-merkel.md), [sexual assault](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-assault.md), [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md), zdf

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Nigel Farage Critiques European Response to Migrant Crime (1:54:17–1:58:40)

Nigel Farage, speaking on LBC, criticized the Mayor of Cologne for suggesting a "code of conduct" for German women rather than addressing the perpetrators of the New Year's Eve assaults. Farage also highlighted the situation in Malmö, Sweden, which he labeled the "rape capital of Europe." He noted that Swedish law now restricts media from identifying the ethnicity of criminals, which he views as a breakdown of law and order.

Keywords: [nigel farage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nigel-farage.md), [lbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lbc.md), [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md), [malmo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/malmo.md), [cologne](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cologne.md), [censorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/censorship.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Norway's "Rape Epidemic" and Political Correctness (1:58:41–2:03:16)

Reports from Norway suggest a "rape epidemic" in Oslo, with statistics indicating that a high percentage of assault rapes are committed by non-Western immigrants. Therapists and authors in the country claim that the left-wing establishment blames victims to avoid being labeled racist. The hosts discuss the cultural clash between Islamic values and native Norwegian society, noting that many women are now afraid to travel alone.

Keywords: [norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway.md), [oslo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oslo.md), kristin spitznogel, hanna haerland, [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md), [political correctness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-correctness.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Sharia Law Courts in the United Kingdom (2:03:17–2:09:46)

There are reportedly 85 Sharia law courts operating in the United Kingdom, primarily handling family and financial disputes within the Muslim community. While proponents argue these are voluntary arbitration centers similar to Jewish Beth Din courts, critics fear a "creeping implementation" of a parallel legal system. The hosts examine an RT report showing professional signage for these courts on British buildings.

Keywords: [sharia law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sharia-law.md), [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md), [rt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rt.md), [quran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/quran.md), [arbitration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arbitration.md), family law

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Multiculturalism and Cultural Clashes in Western Europe (2:09:46–2:14:04)

The failure of the "multicultural society" model in Europe is discussed, contrasting the successful integration of Turkish "guest workers" in the past with current cultural tensions. The hosts reflect on the assassinations of Pim Fortuyn and Theo van Gogh in the Netherlands as turning points in the debate. They argue that European "mind control" leads people to look the other way when faced with cultural harassment on the streets.

Keywords: [multiculturalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/multiculturalism.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [pim fortuyn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pim-fortuyn.md), [theo van gogh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theo-van-gogh.md), [hijab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hijab.md), [integration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/integration.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Dutch Referendum on Ukraine-EU Trade Deal (2:14:06–2:17:46)

A non-binding public referendum is scheduled in the Netherlands for April to decide on an association agreement between the EU and Ukraine. Polls suggest a majority of Dutch voters oppose the deal, fearing it is a political move that will escalate tensions with Russia. EU Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker warned that a "no" vote could trigger a major crisis within Europe.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [referendum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/referendum.md), [jean-claude juncker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jean-claude-juncker.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Yahoo! Facing Allegations of Fraudulent Ad Traffic (2:17:49–2:19:29)

CNBC reports that Yahoo!'s programmatic video advertising platform is being accused of generating mostly fraudulent, non-human traffic. Sources claim that much of the traffic originates from data center IP addresses rather than real users. The hosts suggest this is a widespread issue in the digital advertising industry, including at Google, which justifies their move to a listener-supported model.

Keywords: [yahoo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yahoo.md), [cnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnbc.md), programmatic advertising, [bot traffic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bot-traffic.md), [data centers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-centers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Producer Credits and RSA Conference Meetup Plans (2:19:35–2:24:14)

Sir J.D., the Cyber Baron of Silicon Valley, provides a donation and announces plans for a No Agenda meetup during the RSA Conference in San Francisco. The hosts also mention an upcoming meetup in Austin on January 30th. A brief discussion on Elon Musk highlights how his businesses, like Tesla and SpaceX, are heavily dependent on government subsidies.

Keywords: [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [rsa conference](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rsa-conference.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md), [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Roll Call of No Agenda Producers and Donors (2:24:16–2:28:53)

The hosts read a long list of producers who contributed to episode 789, including many who donated $78.90 in honor of the episode number. Notable mentions include Sir Richard Moffitt, Rob King from Canada, and several producers from Michigan. A connection is made between the show's community and ham radio operators, with several "hams" identifying themselves at the Dallas meetup.

Keywords: [milwaukee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/milwaukee.md), [denver](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denver.md), [dallas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dallas.md), [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [ham radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Meetup Notes and the Warring Clan Genealogy Scroll (2:28:53–2:34:29)

Adam Curry shares notes and physical items received at the Dallas meetup, including a custom promotional card from Jennifer Weta. A producer named Mel Lee, wearing an original No Agenda t-shirt, presented a large scroll detailing the genealogy of the "Warring Clan" and its connections to global power structures. Curry also acknowledges several birthdays and new "human resources" born into the community.

Keywords: [genealogy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/genealogy.md), british royal family, 13th tribe, [post office](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/post-office.md), [t-shirt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/t-shirt.md), scroll

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Knighting Ceremony for Sir Marshall (2:34:30–2:35:59)

Marshall Scarpula is officially knighted as "Sir Marshall" of the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts perform the traditional ceremony, listing the various "perks" of knighthood, including "Hookers & Blow" and "Cuban Cigars." This segment marks the formal recognition of Scarpula's significant financial support for the program.

Keywords: [knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), marshall scarpula, [ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md), [hookers and blow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers-and-blow.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Salami Recalls and Sheep Protein Allergies (2:36:00–2:38:20)

A news report details a massive sausage and salami recall in the South Bay area due to labeling errors regarding sheep casings. The USDA warned that the lack of disclosure could cause reactions in people with sheep protein allergies. John Dvorak expresses skepticism about the necessity of the recall, suspecting it may be an excuse for officials to confiscate high-quality meat.

Keywords: [salami](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/salami.md), [recall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recall.md), [sunnyvale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sunnyvale.md), sheep casing, [usda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usda.md), protein allergy

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Leonardo DiCaprio and the "Chinook" Climate Change Claim (2:38:22–2:41:03)

Leonardo DiCaprio claimed on "Charlie Rose" that he experienced the effects of climate change firsthand while filming in Canada when the weather suddenly warmed. The hosts point out that DiCaprio likely experienced a "Chinook," a common meteorological phenomenon in the region, rather than global warming. They criticize his claim that 99% of the scientific community agrees on the imminent threat of climate change.

Keywords: [leonardo dicaprio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leonardo-dicaprio.md), [charlie rose](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-rose.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [chinook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chinook.md), [scientific community](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientific-community.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Laura Spencer and the Polar Bear "Mind Control" (2:41:07–2:44:29)

"Good Morning America" co-host Laura Spencer is criticized for a segment suggesting that humans need to "transition away from carbon dioxide." The hosts mock the absurdity of the statement, given that CO2 is a byproduct of human respiration. They also analyze a clip of a young child expressing fear for polar bears, describing it as a form of emotional mind control used to push environmental agendas.

Keywords: laura spencer, [good morning america](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/good-morning-america.md), [carbon dioxide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-dioxide.md), [polar bears](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/polar-bears.md), bamboo utensils

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/42.md)

### 43. The Dawn of the Anthropocene Epoch (2:44:30–2:48:35)

A group of scientists is pushing to officially declare a new geological age called the "Anthropocene," defined by human impact on the Earth. The hosts characterize this as a "scam" designed to provide a formal framework for climate change activism. They analyze an interview with a stuttering scientist who struggles to explain the "strata" evidence for this new epoch.

Keywords: anthropocene, [geology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geology.md), epoch, strata, scientific scam, [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/43.md)

### 44. The Rise of "Kidults" and Adult Summer Camps (2:48:36–2:50:47)

The trend of "kidults"—adults who engage in activities traditionally reserved for children—is explored through the rise of adult summer camps. These camps, which can cost significant sums, offer activities like Lego building and "inner child" work with psychotherapists. The hosts express embarrassment at the phenomenon, linking it to a broader societal refusal to embrace adulthood.

Keywords: kidults, [summer camp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/summer-camp.md), coloring books, [lego](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lego.md), inner child, psychotherapy

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/44.md)

### 45. The Capture of El Chapo and the Biopic Ambition (2:50:48–2:52:57)

Mexican drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was recaptured after a bloody shootout and a pursuit through drainage tunnels. Reports indicate that Guzman's location was discovered because he was attempting to contact actresses and producers to make a biopic about his life. The hosts contrast the "official" US news version with the more colorful RT report detailing his escape through a manhole and subsequent carjacking.

Keywords: [el chapo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/el-chapo.md), [joaquin guzman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joaquin-guzman.md), [mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexico.md), [biopic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/biopic.md), drainage tunnel, [marines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marines.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Chris Christie's Commentary on Education and Technology (2:52:59–2:56:42)

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is criticized for his views on education, specifically his claim that schools are still based on an "agrarian calendar." Christie suggested that every student should be issued an iPad, arguing that children's minds work differently due to technology. The hosts dismiss Christie as a "moron" and also take issue with his aggressive stance against marijuana legalization.

Keywords: [chris christie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-christie.md), [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md), [ipad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ipad.md), agrarian calendar, [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), [technology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Episode 789 Sign-off and Final Credits (2:56:42–2:58:54)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conclude episode 789, thanking the producers and Tina the Keeper for their support. Curry signs off from Arlington, Texas, while Dvorak signs off from Northern Silicon Valley. The show ends with a montage of classic audio clips and a reminder for the next broadcast on Thursday.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [tina the keeper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tina-the-keeper.md), six flags, [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/789-kidults/chapter/47.md)

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