# Come Together

> Political theater meets global instability as the 2016 campaign trail collides with European security crises and the strange reality of inflatable space elevators.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 786
- **Published:** 2016-01-03
- **Length:** 2h 56m
- **Topics:** [Real ID Act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-id-act.md), Brussels Orgy, [Space Elevator](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/space-elevator.md), [COBOL](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cobol.md), [Mein Kampf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mein-kampf.md), Lemmy, Chi-Raq
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together

## About this episode

The 2016 election cycle ignites as Donald Trump challenges NBC's Savannah Guthrie over Bill Clinton's history of alleged abuse, while President Barack Obama attempts a populist pivot alongside Jerry Seinfeld in a 1963 Corvette Stingray. Amidst these political maneuvers, Brussels cancels New Year's Eve celebrations following terror threats and a scandalous investigation into a police station orgy involving soldiers and officers.

Global security remains tense as the Department of Defense faces scrutiny for failing to close Guantanamo Bay and missing audit deadlines due to obsolete COBOL accounting systems. In Europe, Angela Merkel introduces Arabic subtitles to her New Year address as the migrant crisis costs Germany an estimated 17 billion euros, while the Volkswagen emissions scandal expands to implicate Bosch software. Domestically, the Real ID Act begins forcing residents in states like Washington to carry passports for internal flights, and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio introduces fines for the intentional use of incorrect gender pronouns.

The studio welcomes a mystery gift gong and addresses rumors regarding Tom Waits, while the death of Motorhead's Lemmy Kilmister sparks a debate on the etiquette of celebrity mourning. Sir Nick Aizmendi is knighted as the Sonic Dragon of the Four Domains during a massive year-end donor roll. The Beatles' arrival on Spotify triggers a new theory on coded political messaging in classic tracks like Come Together and Hey Jude.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/transcript.md.

### 1. Mystery Gong Arrival, Tom Waits Listener Rumors (0:00–2:23)

A mystery gong arrived at the studio, initially causing confusion before being identified as a producer's gift. The hosts discuss the visual of a J. Arthur Rank movie gong and address rumors that musician Tom Waits is a regular listener of the program.

Keywords: mystery gong, tom waits, [northern silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/northern-silicon-valley.md), birthday gift, j. arthur rank

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Lemmy Kilmister Death, Social Media Mourning Etiquette (2:23–4:54)

The death of Motorhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister prompts a discussion on the phenomenon of people posting "selfies" with deceased celebrities. The behavior is characterized as an ego-driven attempt to show a personal connection to the dead rather than a sincere tribute.

Keywords: lemmy kilmister, [motorhead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/motorhead.md), [michael butler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-butler.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md), [ego](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ego.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Kate Middleton Photoshop, Misogyny Accusations, 1950s Mentality (4:54–7:14)

A poorly photoshopped image of Kate Middleton in a corset circulating on Twitter leads to a discussion about digital manipulation. The hosts also review a critical email from a listener named Mary Stolbach, who accuses the show of rampant misogyny and a "50s mentality."

Keywords: [kate middleton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kate-middleton.md), [photoshop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/photoshop.md), mary stolbach, [misogyny](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/misogyny.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Poppy Harlow Fainting Incident, CNN Brain Scrambling Theory (7:15–10:23)

CNN anchor Poppy Harlow passed out briefly during a live broadcast, which the hosts jokingly attribute to "brain scrambling machines" or MKUltra programs. They compare the sounds she made during the incident to previous clips of news anchors experiencing verbal paroxysms on air.

Keywords: [poppy harlow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poppy-harlow.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [mkultra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mkultra.md), monarch program, [fainting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fainting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Brussels New Year's Eve Cancellation, Belgian Police Orgy Scandal (10:23–13:09)

Authorities in Brussels canceled traditional New Year's Eve fireworks due to fears of a militant attack following the arrest of terror suspects. Amidst the high security alert, an investigation was launched into reports of an orgy involving eight soldiers and two female police officers at a Brussels police station.

Keywords: [brussels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brussels.md), [belgium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/belgium.md), [new year's eve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-year-s-eve.md), [terror threat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terror-threat.md), police barracks

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Global Terror Alerts, ISIS Recruitment, Media Fear Cadence (13:10–17:49)

Media outlets including ABC and CNN issued intense terror packages warning of potential ISIS-inspired attacks in cities like New York, Dhaka, and London. The Department of Homeland Security encouraged police to build bridges with Islamic communities to counter recruitment, while the New York Post reported on a "botched ISIS audition" involving a stabbing in Staten Island.

Keywords: [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [bangladesh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bangladesh.md), [times square](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/times-square.md), dhaka, [homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Real ID Act Implementation, Domestic Flight Passport Requirements (18:00–22:00)

The 2005 Real ID Act is moving toward stricter enforcement, potentially requiring residents of non-compliant states like Washington to use passports for domestic flights. The hosts criticize the transition toward a national ID system and note that many conservative southern states were among the first to comply despite previous privacy concerns.

Keywords: [real id act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-id-act.md), [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [driver's license](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/driver-s-license.md), [national id](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-id.md), [washington state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-state.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/7.md)

### 8. House Resolution 569, Anti-Muslim Rhetoric Condemnation (22:01–25:31)

House Resolution 569 was introduced to condemn violence and hateful rhetoric toward Muslims in the United States. Critics argue the resolution focuses on "values" rather than law and fails to sufficiently mention First Amendment protections for free speech while denouncing intimidation and arson against mosques.

Keywords: house resolution 569, [hate speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hate-speech.md), [first amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/first-amendment.md), [islamophobia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/islamophobia.md), [religious freedom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/religious-freedom.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/8.md)

### 9. FBI Bacon Investigation, Saudi-Funded Mosque Disparity (25:33–28:00)

The FBI is investigating an incident where bacon was left at the Spring Valley Mosque as a hate crime, offering a $5,000 reward. The discussion highlights that while small strip-mall mosques are often targeted, large Saudi-funded Wahhabist mosques rarely face similar vandalism, leading to theories about internal community conflicts.

Keywords: [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), spring valley mosque, [bacon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bacon.md), [hate crime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hate-crime.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/9.md)

### 10. UK Emotional Abuse Law, Serious Crime Act Penalties (28:01–30:38)

A new law in the United Kingdom under the Serious Crime Act allows for up to five years in prison for "emotional bullies" in relationships. The legislation targets partners who exercise coercive control, such as dictating clothing choices or monitoring online activity, which the hosts describe as a "slippery slope" for domestic litigation.

Keywords: [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md), serious crime act, emotional abuse, [bullying](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bullying.md), psychological harm

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Anonymous Operation Troll ISIS, Political Double Standards (30:38–32:38)

The hacker collective Anonymous launched an operation to mock ISIS using derogatory language, creating a contrast with Hillary Clinton's claim that Donald Trump's rhetoric serves as a recruitment tool. The hosts question why the media applauds the anger evoked by Anonymous while condemning similar sentiments from political candidates.

Keywords: [anonymous](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anonymous.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), recruitment tool, [internet trolls](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-trolls.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Jerry Seinfeld, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Obama (32:39–34:17)

President Barack Obama appeared on Jerry Seinfeld's "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" driving a 1963 Corvette Stingray. The hosts analyze the episode, noting Obama's perceived arrogance regarding Mount Rushmore and Seinfeld's theory that the "brash" nature of the 1963 Corvette explains the populist appeal of Donald Trump.

Keywords: [jerry seinfeld](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jerry-seinfeld.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), 1963 stingray, [corvette](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corvette.md), [mount rushmore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mount-rushmore.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Financial Times Trump Coverage, John Dickerson Face the Nation (34:18–36:30)

The Financial Times reported that Donald Trump has become a major driver of circulation, likened to the "Kim Kardashian of politics." Meanwhile, CBS's John Dickerson is praised for his objective coverage of the election on "Face the Nation," contrasting with the perceived snide tone of NBC's "Meet the Press."

Keywords: [financial times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/financial-times.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [john dickerson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-dickerson.md), [face the nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/face-the-nation.md), [cbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Populist Movement, Small Donor Campaign Financing (36:30–39:21)

The 2016 election cycle has demonstrated that massive Super PAC spending, such as the $40 million wasted by Jeb Bush, cannot guarantee success against a populist movement. Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders have both utilized small, unsolicited donations to bypass the traditional "donor class" and the expected influence of the Citizens United ruling.

Keywords: [small donors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/small-donors.md), [super pacs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/super-pacs.md), [citizens united](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/citizens-united.md), [jeb bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeb-bush.md), populist train

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Savannah Guthrie Trump Interview, Bill Clinton Abuse Allegations (39:21–42:35)

Donald Trump challenged NBC's Savannah Guthrie during a phone interview regarding Bill Clinton's "terrible record of women abuse." Trump argued that if Hillary Clinton plays the "woman card," then past scandals involving Monica Lewinsky and Paula Jones are fair game for the campaign.

Keywords: [savannah guthrie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/savannah-guthrie.md), [nbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc.md), [monica lewinsky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monica-lewinsky.md), [paula jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paula-jones.md), woman card

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Spike Lee Chi-Raq Review, Amazon Studios Production (42:36–45:40)

Spike Lee's film "Chi-Raq," an Amazon Studios production, is reviewed as a modern retelling of the Greek tragedy "Lysistrata" set in Chicago. While the cinematography is praised, the film is criticized for being jam-packed with blatant political talking points regarding gun control and the "war on guns."

Keywords: [spike lee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spike-lee.md), chi-raq, [amazon studios](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-studios.md), lysistrata, [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Mein Kampf Republication, Anne Frank Copyright Dispute (45:41–49:07)

For the first time in 70 years, Germany is publishing a new annotated edition of Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf" as the Bavarian government's copyright expires. Simultaneously, a legal battle persists between foundations over the copyright of Anne Frank's diary, with organizations attempting to extend protections despite the work entering the public domain.

Keywords: [mein kampf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mein-kampf.md), [adolf hitler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adolf-hitler.md), [anne frank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anne-frank.md), [copyright](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copyright.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/17.md)

### 18. ABC Native Advertising, Disney Star Wars Marketing (49:07–53:52)

The "3x3" segment examines how ABC News is utilizing its "D-block" for native advertising and house ads, specifically promoting Disney's "Star Wars: The Force Awakens." Disney's aggressive licensing and continuous marketing strategy are noted for breaking box office records by maintaining momentum long after the initial release.

Keywords: [native advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [disney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disney.md), [star wars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/star-wars.md), [marketing strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing-strategy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Beatles Spotify Streaming, Political Song Theory (53:52–1:00:33)

The Beatles' catalog recently became available for streaming on Spotify, with "Come Together," "Let it Be," and "Hey Jude" emerging as the top tracks. The hosts propose a theory that these results are rigged or politically motivated, interpreting the songs as coded messages regarding Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Israel.

Keywords: [the beatles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-beatles.md), [spotify](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spotify.md), come together, let it be, hey jude

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/19.md)

### 20. No Agenda Art War, PewDiePie vs Nick The Rat (1:00:33–1:02:06)

A conflict has emerged in the No Agenda art community between a contributor using the name PewDiePie and the prolific artist Nick The Rat. The hosts encourage artists to focus on high-quality submissions that enhance the podcast's visual presentation in apps rather than engaging in internal rivalries.

Keywords: [pewdiepie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pewdiepie.md), [nick the rat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nick-the-rat.md), [podcast art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-art.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [digital art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-art.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Executive Producer Donations, New Year Karma (1:02:07–1:08:25)

The hosts read letters and acknowledge significant donations from Executive Producers including Sir David Foley, Nick Aizmendi, and Sir Justin Hilton. Topics range from personal losses and job searches to ham radio "dittos" and requests for specific sound effects like the "Trump ping-pong."

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [grand duke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grand-duke.md), [ham radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md), [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Podcast Back-Catalog Listening, Prediction Accuracy (1:08:25–1:09:58)

A discussion on the value of listening to the podcast's entire archive highlights how the show's predictions often manifest six months after they are made. While some listeners find the breadth of the show's development interesting, the hosts maintain that starting from the most recent 100 episodes is sufficient.

Keywords: [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [predictions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/predictions.md), [mimi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mimi.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [archives](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archives.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Global Listener Letters, Nurse Advice Request (1:09:59–1:14:27)

Listeners from the UK, Kansas, and Russia send in year-end donations and personal notes. One producer from Wichita requests advice from "No Agenda nurses" on how to convince his girlfriend to listen to the show, while another from Russia offers a museum tour in exchange for karma.

Keywords: [norwich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norwich.md), [wichita](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wichita.md), [st. petersburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/st-petersburg.md), [nurses](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nurses.md), [star wars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/star-wars.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Dvorak's Unfinished Books, Helicopter Business Failure (1:14:27–1:16:49)

The hosts discuss unfinished projects, including books on "Cycles" and "Vinegar" that are nearly complete but lack the final impetus for publication. They also recount a past business venture involving a helicopter company that failed due to a partner who was reportedly wanted by Scotland Yard.

Keywords: cycles book, [vinegar book](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vinegar-book.md), [kickstarter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kickstarter.md), helicopter company, [scotland yard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scotland-yard.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Private Rail Cars, The Uber of Trains (1:16:49–1:21:32)

A deep dive into the world of private rail cars leads to a proposal for a new service called "Troober," the Uber of trains. The hosts discuss the luxury of private cars attached to Amtrak trains and the potential for a business model focused on high-end, personalized rail travel.

Keywords: [private rail cars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/private-rail-cars.md), [amtrak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amtrak.md), [zephyr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zephyr.md), troober, [transportation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transportation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/25.md)

### 26. De-Douching Ceremony, Mile High Club Offer (1:21:34–1:24:08)

A long-time listener is "de-douched" after making his first contribution to the show. The hosts also discuss the "Mile High Club" donation tier and the collection of "Louie Louie" cover versions, including a notable rendition by Iggy Pop.

Keywords: [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md), [mile high club](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mile-high-club.md), [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [louie louie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louie-louie.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/26.md)

### 27. No Agenda CD, Meetup Announcements (1:24:09–1:26:55)

Producer Ramsey Kane has released a new No Agenda CD titled "AGW WTF," focusing on anthropogenic global warming clips. Additionally, a meetup for "human resources" is scheduled for January 9th in Bedford, Texas, near the Dallas-Fort Worth area.

Keywords: agw wtf, [ramsey kane](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ramsey-kane.md), [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [dallas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dallas.md), [9/11 truth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/9-11-truth.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Chelsea Clinton Fundraising Emails, Underdog Strategy (1:26:56–1:29:46)

Fundraising emails from Chelsea and Bill Clinton are analyzed for their "negative" and "uninspiring" tone. The emails emphasize the risk of losing Iowa or New Hampshire, which the hosts interpret as Hillary Clinton playing the "underdog card" to motivate donors before year-end deadlines.

Keywords: [chelsea clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chelsea-clinton.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [fundraising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fundraising.md), [iowa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa.md), [new hampshire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-hampshire.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Small Batch Marketing, Artisanal Salt and Grenadine (1:29:47–1:32:30)

The "small batch" marketing trend is mocked after a host discovers $20 grenadine syrup and "small batch salt" at high-end retailers. The discussion centers on how the moniker is used to double the price of common goods by attaching a sentimental story to the product.

Keywords: [small batch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/small-batch.md), [whole foods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whole-foods.md), sur la table, grenadine, artisanal salt

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Equal Pay Rally, Media Portrayal of American Males (1:32:30–1:35:51)

A scripted moment at a Hillary Clinton rally involving a young boy's question about equal pay is criticized for promoting the idea that effort should dictate wages. This leads to a broader discussion on the media's long-standing portrayal of the American white male as a "bumbling doofus," citing shows like "All in the Family" and "The Simpsons."

Keywords: [equal pay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/equal-pay.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [norman lear](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norman-lear.md), [archie bunker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archie-bunker.md), [sitcoms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sitcoms.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/30.md)

### 31. ISIS Sex Slave Code, Fatwa Regulations (1:35:51–1:38:21)

A US military raid unearthed a detailed ISIS code of conduct regarding the treatment of female sex slaves, primarily from the Yazidi minority. The fatwa includes specific prohibitions, such as forbidding an owner from having sex with both a mother and her daughter, which the hosts discuss in the context of extremist recruitment.

Keywords: [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [yazidis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yazidis.md), [fatwa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fatwa.md), sex slaves, [iraq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Extreme Weather Roundup, Climate Change Narrative (1:38:22–1:43:26)

Amy Goodman of "Democracy Now" provides a global roundup of extreme weather, including deadly tornadoes in Texas and record heat on the East Coast. The hosts critique the media's insistence on linking every weather event to climate change, suggesting that increased reporting and media access may account for the perceived rise in tornado frequency.

Keywords: [amy goodman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amy-goodman.md), [democracy now](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democracy-now.md), [tornadoes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tornadoes.md), [el nino](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/el-nino.md), [flooding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flooding.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Tornado Science, North Pole Heat Wave (1:43:27–1:47:35)

A professor interviewed on "Democracy Now" discusses the "increasing efficiency" of tornado days, though he admits the link to climate change is in its infancy. The hosts mock the "seems to be" nature of the scientific claims and the alarmist reporting regarding a predicted heat wave at the North Pole.

Keywords: climate dynamics, [tornadoes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tornadoes.md), [north pole](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-pole.md), [weather reporting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weather-reporting.md), [science](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/science.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/33.md)

### 34. NSA Spying on Netanyahu, Jewish Representation in Congress (1:47:35–1:51:08)

The Wall Street Journal reported that the NSA continued to spy on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu despite President Obama's pledge to stop monitoring allies. The surveillance incidentally captured communications with members of Congress, leading to a discussion on the high percentage of Jewish representation in the U.S. Senate and House.

Keywords: [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [benjamin netanyahu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benjamin-netanyahu.md), [wall street journal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street-journal.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congress.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/34.md)

### 35. NYC Transgender Guidelines, Front-Stabbing Corporate Culture (1:51:09–1:54:31)

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio released guidelines allowing for fines against businesses that "purposely" use incorrect pronouns or enforce gendered dress codes. Meanwhile, a Wall Street Journal report describes a trend of "front-stabbing" in corporate environments, where employees are encouraged to be blunt rather than polite to increase competitiveness.

Keywords: [bill de blasio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-de-blasio.md), [transgender rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transgender-rights.md), [pronouns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pronouns.md), dress codes, front-stabbing

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Angela Merkel New Year Speech, German Migrant Crisis (1:54:33–1:57:45)

Angela Merkel's New Year's Eve speech will feature Arabic subtitles for the first time, reflecting the massive influx of nearly one million migrants into Germany in 2015. While some economists argue migration is necessary for growth, the fiscal cost is estimated at 17 billion euros, and Merkel's popularity continues to decline.

Keywords: [angela merkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angela-merkel.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), arabic subtitles, [refugees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refugees.md), [bavaria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bavaria.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Bank Bail-ins, Pentagon Obstruction of Gitmo Closure (1:57:45–2:01:29)

Bank bail-ins have returned to Europe, with shareholders and bondholders taking losses in Portugal and Italy. In the U.S., reports suggest the Pentagon is using bureaucratic hurdles to thwart President Obama's efforts to close the Guantanamo Bay detention center, despite his early executive orders to do so.

Keywords: bail-ins, [portugal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portugal.md), [guantanamo bay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/guantanamo-bay.md), [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Guantanamo Bay History, Obama's Victim Card (2:01:30–2:05:23)

The hosts review the history of Guantanamo Bay as a campaign issue and criticize President Obama for failing to use his executive authority to finalize its closure. They argue that Obama utilizes the "victim card" by blaming Republicans and the Pentagon while simultaneously expanding the use of lethal drone strikes.

Keywords: [habeas corpus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/habeas-corpus.md), [abu ghraib](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abu-ghraib.md), devil's island, [drone strikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drone-strikes.md), [republicans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republicans.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Pentagon Audit Failure, COBOL Accounting Systems (2:05:24–2:07:55)

The Department of Defense is unlikely to meet its 2017 audit-ready deadline, citing a reliance on thousands of obsolete accounting systems written in COBOL. The hosts dismiss this as a lie intended to cover up fraud and waste, noting that the Army alone lost track of $5.8 billion between 2003 and 2011.

Keywords: [pentagon audit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon-audit.md), [cobol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cobol.md), [department of defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-defense.md), [reuters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reuters.md), [accounting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/accounting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Secret Service Crash, Hillary Clinton Rally Security (2:07:56–2:11:14)

Four Secret Service agents assigned to Hillary Clinton's campaign were involved in a deadly head-on collision in New Hampshire during a snowstorm. The driver of the other vehicle, Bruce Danforth, died at the scene; the hosts speculate on the "fishy" nature of the accident given rumors of friction between Clinton and her security detail.

Keywords: [secret service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-service.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [new hampshire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-hampshire.md), head-on collision, bruce danforth

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Ian Murdock Death, Syrian Journalist Assassination (2:11:14–2:15:42)

The tech community is mourning the mysterious death of Debian Linux founder Ian Murdock, following a series of erratic tweets alleging police abuse. In a separate event, Syrian journalist Naji Jurf was assassinated with a silenced pistol in Turkey just before he was set to seek asylum in France.

Keywords: ian murdock, debian linux, naji jurf, [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [police brutality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-brutality.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Chat Room Moderation, Year-End Donor Roll (2:15:43–2:24:04)

The hosts address "hate" from the unmoderated chat room before proceeding with a lengthy list of year-end donors. Contributions from Toronto, Paris, and Australia are acknowledged, along with a debate over whether the hosts' previous Star Wars spoilers were a good idea for "water cooler talk."

Keywords: [chat room](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chat-room.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), sam leong, gilles pavo, star wars spoilers

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Knighting Ceremony, Sir Nick Aizmendi (2:24:05–2:26:35)

Nick Aizmendi is officially knighted as the "Sonic Dragon of the Four Domains" following a donation of $1,000 or more. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" list and a celebration of various listener birthdays occurring around the New Year.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), nick aizmendi, sonic dragon, [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Thoth Technology Space Elevator, NASA Funding (2:26:36–2:32:17)

Canada's Thoth Technology has received a US patent for a 20km high inflatable space elevator tower designed to cut rocket fuel costs by 30%. The hosts mock the feasibility of the structure and the fact that it is partially funded by NASA, leading to a tangent about the conversion of miles to kilometers.

Keywords: thoth technology, [space elevator](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/space-elevator.md), [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), asteroid bennu

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Volkswagen Scandal Expansion, Bosch ECU Software (2:32:18–2:34:03)

The Volkswagen emissions scandal has expanded to include Bosch, the supplier of the Electronic Control Units (ECUs) and the underlying software. The hosts suggest the investigation is a targeted "hit job" on the German economy intended to benefit American competitors.

Keywords: [volkswagen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/volkswagen.md), [bosch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bosch.md), ecu, german economy, [emissions scandal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emissions-scandal.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Facebook Internet.org, Walled Garden Criticism (2:34:04–2:40:41)

India and Egypt have shut down Facebook's "Free Basics" program, which Mark Zuckerberg claimed would connect the next billion people. The hosts praise the move, describing the program as a "despicable" walled garden that proxies content, removes JavaScript, and claims ownership of developer data.

Keywords: [mark zuckerberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-zuckerberg.md), [internet.org](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-org.md), free basics, [india](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/india.md), [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/46.md)

### 47. App Ecosystem Decline, Browser-Based Future Prediction (2:40:42–2:44:47)

A prediction is made that the mobile app ecosystem is unsustainable due to storage requirements and update fatigue, suggesting a return to open HTML5 browser-based protocols. The hosts also express skepticism about the reliability of current cloud services, specifically Microsoft's offerings.

Keywords: [html5](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/html5.md), [mobile apps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mobile-apps.md), cloud, [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [predictions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/predictions.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Marijuana for the Homeless, McLaughlin Report Errors (2:44:53–2:47:20)

A Denver non-profit called "Cannabis Can" distributed pre-rolled joints to the homeless to raise awareness, utilizing a legal loophole regarding gifts. Additionally, John McLaughlin's year-end political review is criticized for misidentifying a staged photo op in Paris following the Charlie Hebdo attack as a genuine march of world leaders.

Keywords: cannabis can, [denver](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denver.md), [homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md), [john mclaughlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mclaughlin.md), [charlie hebdo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-hebdo.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/48.md)

### 49. JSOC Afghanistan Hub, Year-End Sign-Off (2:47:20–2:56:24)

The Pentagon is considering a plan to use a base in Afghanistan as a permanent hub for JSOC and special operations throughout Central Asia, contradicting President Obama's withdrawal pledges. The show concludes with a New Year sign-off and a soundboard-heavy mix featuring Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton clips.

Keywords: [jsoc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jsoc.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [special operations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/special-operations.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), trump soundboard

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/786-come-together/chapter/49.md)

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