# Lumpy Lips

> Political theater reaches a fever pitch as candidates weigh World War III against ratings, while secret federal policies and podcast narratives reshape the Bergdahl desertion story.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 782
- **Published:** 2015-12-17
- **Length:** 2h 57m
- **Topics:** Gunslinger's Gait, [Brokered Convention](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brokered-convention.md), [CISA](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cisa.md), [Bowe Bergdahl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bowe-bergdahl.md), [Neurodiversity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neurodiversity.md), Carpet Bombing, [Native Advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips

## About this episode

Donald Trump dominates the media landscape following a chaotic CNN Republican primary debate at the Venetian in Las Vegas. While Vladimir Putin praises the candidate as an intelligent leader, Trump continues to bypass traditional filters by accusing networks of using his presence to inflate broadcast ratings. The fallout from the stage includes Chris Christie’s aggressive stance on Russian no-fly zones and Ben Carson’s controversial metaphors regarding the necessity of civilian casualties in warfare.

Senator Ted Cruz advocates for the carpet bombing of ISIS while criticizing the Department of Homeland Security for failing to monitor social media due to political correctness. Reports surface of a secret DHS policy that allegedly prevented officials from reviewing the public posts of the San Bernardino attackers to avoid negative public relations. Meanwhile, the second season of the Serial podcast featuring Bowe Bergdahl is scrutinized as a potential intelligence operation designed to sanitize the narrative of his disappearance and subsequent court-martial.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak deconstruct the technical failures of mainstream broadcasts and the hypnotic speaking style of Secretary of State John Kerry. The duo examines the Gunslinger’s Gait of Vladimir Putin, the rise of neurodiversity in school budgeting, and the German government's new agreement with Facebook to delete reported hate speech within twenty-four hours. The program concludes with a breakdown of the 2016 omnibus spending bill and its implications for corporate data sharing under the Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/transcript.md.

### 1. Introduction, Pre-show Banter and Technical Difficulties (0:00–1:22)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open Episode 782 of the No Agenda show, broadcasting from Texas and Northern Silicon Valley. The hosts discuss technical issues regarding downloads and reference inside jokes from the pre-show stream. They set the stage for a deconstruction of recent media events, specifically the Republican primary debates.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/1.md)

### 2. CNN Republican Primary Debate Production Failures (1:23–5:31)

The hosts critique the technical execution of the CNN-produced Republican primary debate held at the Venetian in Las Vegas. They describe the broadcast as amateurish, citing poor camera placement, obstructed shots, and a lack of commercial breaks that hindered revenue potential. Despite the production flaws, they note the visual appeal of specific stage angles and briefly mention Melania Trump's fashion choices.

Keywords: [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [republican debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-debate.md), [las vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/las-vegas.md), venetian, [production quality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/production-quality.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, and Vladimir Putin Endorsement (5:33–10:21)

Donald Trump is characterized as a dominant force in the Republican primary, effectively using honest language to bypass traditional media filters. The discussion contrasts Trump's self-funded campaign with Jeb Bush's struggling performance despite significant financial backing. Additionally, reports surface regarding Vladimir Putin praising Trump as a "very intelligent guy" during a year-end marathon press conference in Russia.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [jeb bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeb-bush.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [republican primary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-primary.md), [campaign finance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign-finance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Trump Criticizes CNN for Ratings-Driven Questioning (10:22–14:22)

Donald Trump accuses CNN of using him as a "nexus" for all questions to drive broadcast ratings, arguing it is unfair to other candidates. During a heated exchange, Jeb Bush attempts to challenge Trump's toughness, leading Trump to dismiss Bush's poll numbers. The hosts analyze this as a strategic move by Trump to position himself as a winner while appearing cordial to most other candidates except Bush.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [jeb bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeb-bush.md), [ratings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ratings.md), [debate strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/debate-strategy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Chris Christie, No-Fly Zones, and the Word Feckless (14:23–17:43)

Governor Chris Christie expresses a willingness to shoot down Russian planes to enforce a no-fly zone in Syria. A linguistic coincidence is noted where CNN's Jake Tapper used the word "feckless" shortly before Christie used the same specific term to describe President Obama. This leads to speculation regarding potential coordination or leaks between the network and the candidates.

Keywords: [chris christie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-christie.md), [jake tapper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jake-tapper.md), [no-fly zone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-fly-zone.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), feckless

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Rand Paul Warns of World War III (17:44–20:47)

Senator Rand Paul counters Chris Christie's hawkish stance, arguing that shooting down Russian planes in Syrian airspace would lead to World War III. Paul emphasizes that Russia was invited into the region by the Syrian and Iraqi governments, making a U.S.-imposed no-fly zone a reckless provocation. The hosts note the lack of debate questions regarding the underlying reasons for U.S. involvement in Syria.

Keywords: [rand paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rand-paul.md), [chris christie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-christie.md), [world war iii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-war-iii.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Ben Carson and the Ethics of Killing Children (20:47–24:18)

Moderator Hugh Hewitt asks Ben Carson if he is "ruthless" enough to order airstrikes that would kill thousands of innocent children. Carson responds with a metaphor about his experience as a pediatric neurosurgeon, comparing the pain of surgery to the necessity of war. The hosts criticize the question as bizarre and compare the "ruthless" framing to historical figures like Winston Churchill.

Keywords: [ben carson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ben-carson.md), [hugh hewitt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hugh-hewitt.md), [airstrikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airstrikes.md), [civilian casualties](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civilian-casualties.md), [churchill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/churchill.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Donald Trump on Targeting Terrorist Families (24:19–27:19)

Donald Trump defends his proposal to target the families of ISIS members, arguing that family members often have prior knowledge of impending attacks. He cites the San Bernardino shooting and the 9/11 hijackers' families as examples of people who allegedly knew about the plots. Jeb Bush criticizes the stance as a lack of seriousness, while Trump maintains that being firm with families is a necessary deterrent.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [san bernardino](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-bernardino.md), [world trade center](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-trade-center.md), [international law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-law.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Rick Santorum and Lindsey Graham on World War III (27:20–28:52)

During the "undercard" debate, Rick Santorum claims that World War III has already begun and blames the current administration for failing to identify it. Senator Lindsey Graham echoes this alarmist sentiment, warning that the "next 9/11" will originate from Syria unless his specific military plan is implemented. The hosts mock the repetitive and dire nature of these claims.

Keywords: [rick santorum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-santorum.md), [lindsey graham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsey-graham.md), [world war iii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-war-iii.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [9/11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/9-11.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Trump and Cruz Non-Aggression Pact Theory (28:52–31:38)

A theory from "Morning Joe" suggests Donald Trump and Ted Cruz have formed an "inside deal" to avoid attacking each other while targeting establishment favorites Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio. The hosts discuss a private meeting between Trump and Cruz that occurred after a video surfaced of Cruz questioning Trump's judgment. This strategic alliance appears to maintain their positions as the top two candidates in the race.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [ted cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-cruz.md), [marco rubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marco-rubio.md), [jeb bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeb-bush.md), [political strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-strategy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Ted Cruz on Carpet Bombing and Political Correctness (31:39–36:08)

Senator Ted Cruz advocates for "carpet bombing" ISIS into oblivion and criticizes the Obama administration for prioritizing political correctness over security. Cruz claims the DHS failed to monitor the social media of the San Bernardino attackers to avoid appearing biased. The hosts analyze Cruz's debate style and question why mass data collection fails to stop known threats if the information is publicly available.

Keywords: [ted cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-cruz.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [raqqa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/raqqa.md), [san bernardino](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-bernardino.md), [political correctness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-correctness.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Secret DHS Policy Restricting Social Media Screening (36:10–40:29)

ABC News reports on a secret Department of Homeland Security policy that allegedly prevented immigration officials from reviewing the social media posts of visa applicants like Tashfeen Malik. The policy was reportedly implemented to avoid bad public relations for the Obama administration. State Department spokesperson John Kirby confirms the process is under review but notes that privacy settings often make such efforts difficult.

Keywords: [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md), [tashfeen malik](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tashfeen-malik.md), visa screening, [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md), john cohen

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Bureaucratic Inefficiency in Government Social Media Monitoring (40:29–42:36)

The hosts engage in a comedic roleplay to illustrate why government agencies might resist monitoring social media. They suggest that middle management likely fears employees would spend all day browsing Facebook or inappropriate websites rather than performing their actual duties. This bureaucratic inertia is presented as a more likely reason for the lack of screening than a formal "secret policy."

Keywords: [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [middle management](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/middle-management.md), government agencies, [workplace productivity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/workplace-productivity.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Heidi Cruz, Appearance Bigotry, and MTV Anecdotes (42:37–47:45)

The discussion shifts to Heidi Cruz's role in her husband's campaign and her background at Goldman Sachs. The hosts then pivot to "appearance bigotry" in media, with one host sharing a story from their time at MTV involving VJ Carolyn Heldman. Heldman was allegedly removed from the set because executives disapproved of her wearing shorts that showed her thighs, highlighting the harsh standards of television production.

Keywords: [heidi cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heidi-cruz.md), [goldman sachs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldman-sachs.md), [carolyn heldman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carolyn-heldman.md), [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [ted cruz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-cruz.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Miss Universe and the Democratic Debate Schedule (47:46–50:13)

The hosts note that the next Democratic debate is scheduled for a Saturday night, which they interpret as an attempt to bury the event. They also discuss the upcoming Miss Universe pageant, formerly owned by Donald Trump. They joke about the superficial nature of the pageant's Q&A segments and the difficulty of finding substantive content in such broadcasts.

Keywords: [miss universe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miss-universe.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [democratic debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democratic-debate.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [television](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/television.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Carly Fiorina's Appearance and Chris Christie's Tie (50:14–52:03)

The hosts critique the physical appearance and production management of candidates during the debate. They discuss Carly Fiorina's use of fillers and a makeup mishap involving her lipstick. They also point out that Chris Christie's tie was noticeably off-center for an entire segment, questioning why his campaign staff failed to correct the error during commercial breaks.

Keywords: [carly fiorina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carly-fiorina.md), [chris christie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-christie.md), [botox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/botox.md), production errors, [makeup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/makeup.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Carly Fiorina's NSA Truck Anecdote (52:03–56:24)

Carly Fiorina shares a story about assisting the NSA immediately after the 9/11 attacks by diverting a truckload of HP equipment to their headquarters. The hosts find the anecdote confusing and non-sequitur, questioning what it was intended to prove. They speculate that she is trying to establish her credentials as a patriot with high-level security clearances and ties to the intelligence community.

Keywords: [carly fiorina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carly-fiorina.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [hewlett-packard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hewlett-packard.md), [9/11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/9-11.md), [private sector](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/private-sector.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Dick Cheney and the "Less Safe" Narrative (56:24–59:39)

Jake Tapper cites former Vice President Dick Cheney to argue that Donald Trump's proposed Muslim ban makes America "less safe." The hosts question the logic of this meme, asking for specific evidence of how restricted immigration decreases security. They suggest that using Cheney—a figure often criticized by the left—to attack Trump is a desperate media tactic to marginalize the candidate.

Keywords: [dick cheney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dick-cheney.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [jake tapper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jake-tapper.md), [muslim ban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muslim-ban.md), [national security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/18.md)

### 19. CAIR and the Mainstreaming of Islamophobia (59:39–1:02:53)

The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) is highlighted as the primary media voice for the Muslim community, despite past controversies regarding its origins. CAIR leadership accuses Trump and Carson of inciting "real discrimination" and "Nazi-like" rhetoric. The hosts question why more moderate Muslim groups are not given equal airtime and discuss the semantic shift from "hate" to "phobia."

Keywords: [cair](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cair.md), nihar awad, [islamophobia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/islamophobia.md), [chris christie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-christie.md), [muslim brotherhood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muslim-brotherhood.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Norman Lear and Hollywood's Anti-Trump Initiative (1:02:53–1:07:05)

Hollywood veteran Norman Lear announces a major initiative through "People for the American Way" to combat "hate speech" from Republican candidates. The hosts discuss the Lear Foundation's significant influence on television storylines, noting that political messaging is often baked into mainstream entertainment. They also reference a satirical New Yorker article about Americans fleeing to Canada to escape a Trump presidency.

Keywords: [norman lear](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norman-lear.md), people for the american way, [hollywood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hollywood.md), [hate speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hate-speech.md), [media influence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-influence.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Explaining the Brokered Convention Process (1:07:06–1:11:05)

The hosts provide a detailed explanation of how a brokered or contested convention works. They describe how delegates are pledged to candidates and how, if no candidate secures a majority on the first ballot, the convention becomes "wide open." This process allows for backroom deals and the potential for the party establishment to install a nominee other than the popular vote leader.

Keywords: [brokered convention](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brokered-convention.md), [delegates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/delegates.md), [republican national convention](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-national-convention.md), [primary elections](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/primary-elections.md), smoke-filled rooms

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Political Misdirection and the Walmart Layaway Story (1:11:06–1:14:45)

The hosts suggest that talk of a Republican brokered convention might be a misdirection for a similar event at the Democratic convention to favor Elizabeth Warren. They then transition to a recurring "feel-good" news story about an anonymous "Santa B" paying off $79,000 in Walmart layaway balances. They dismiss the story as a repetitive piece of native advertising for Walmart.

Keywords: [elizabeth warren](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elizabeth-warren.md), [walmart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walmart.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), [native advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md), [anonymous donor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anonymous-donor.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Executive Producer Credits and Donor Thank-Yous (1:14:45–1:20:59)

The hosts acknowledge their high-tier donors, including an anonymous "Silent Knight" from New York who contributed $1,000. They also thank Kevin Bay, who requested to be unblocked on Twitter and named the Baron of Logan Square. Other donors from Michigan, Ohio, and Australia are recognized for their financial support of the value-for-value model.

Keywords: [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), silent knight, kevin bay, [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Bowe Bergdahl Court-Martial and White House Response (1:21:00–1:23:31)

White House spokesperson Josh Ernest addresses the ongoing military justice process for Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl. Ernest emphasizes the President's commitment to the "no man left behind" principle while avoiding comments that could influence the court-martial. The hosts recall early reports from Bergdahl's own platoon members suggesting he was a deserter rather than a captured hero.

Keywords: [bowe bergdahl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bowe-bergdahl.md), [court-martial](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/court-martial.md), [josh earnest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/josh-earnest.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [desertion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/desertion.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Serial Podcast Season Two and CIA Narrative Control (1:23:31–1:29:03)

The second season of the "Serial" podcast focuses on Bowe Bergdahl, utilizing 25 hours of recorded conversations between Bergdahl and screenwriter Mark Boal. The hosts argue that Boal, known for "Zero Dark Thirty," is a collaborator with intelligence agencies. They suggest "Serial" is being used as a "throughput mechanism" to establish an official, sanitized narrative of the Bergdahl story for the public.

Keywords: [serial podcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/serial-podcast.md), [bowe bergdahl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bowe-bergdahl.md), mark boal, [zero dark thirty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zero-dark-thirty.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Bergdahl's "Dust One" Plan and Spook Suspicions (1:29:04–1:31:59)

Bergdahl claims his disappearance was a "Dust One" exercise intended to draw attention to poor leadership in his unit so he could act as a whistleblower. However, fellow soldiers interviewed in the podcast express suspicions that Bergdahl was a "mole" or CIA asset due to his unusual interactions with local Afghans. The hosts theorize that Bergdahl may have been part of a botched CIA extraction.

Keywords: [bowe bergdahl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bowe-bergdahl.md), dust one, [whistleblower](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whistleblower.md), [taliban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taliban.md), cia extraction

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/26.md)

### 27. The Bergdahl Family and Media Deconstruction (1:31:59–1:36:43)

The hosts analyze the strange behavior of Bowe Bergdahl's father, Robert, who grew a long beard and learned Arabic during his son's captivity. They question the official story of Bergdahl's five-year imprisonment, suggesting the entire event—including the media coverage—could be a manufactured intelligence operation. They posit that the military's anger stems from being left out of a CIA-led mission that resulted in soldier deaths.

Keywords: robert bergdahl, [taliban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taliban.md), [media deconstruction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-deconstruction.md), [extraction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/extraction.md), [intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Rebel Without a Cause Critique (1:36:44–1:39:18)

In a recurring segment, one host argues that the classic film "Rebel Without a Cause" is poorly made despite its high critical rating on Rotten Tomatoes. They play a brief snippet of the film to demonstrate what they perceive as awkward acting and dialogue. The host vows to continue pestering the other with clips until they agree to watch and critique the movie.

Keywords: [rebel without a cause](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rebel-without-a-cause.md), [james dean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-dean.md), [rotten tomatoes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rotten-tomatoes.md), [movie reviews](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/movie-reviews.md), [entremont](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/entremont.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Germany's Crackdown on Online Hate Speech (1:39:18–1:42:20)

The German government reaches an agreement with Facebook, Google, and Twitter to delete "hate speech" within 24 hours of it being reported. This move is aimed at curbing anti-refugee sentiment following the influx of over one million migrants. The hosts contrast this with the U.S. First Amendment, noting a Washington Post article that clarifies there is no "hate speech" exception to free speech in America.

Keywords: [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [hate speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hate-speech.md), [first amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/first-amendment.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/29.md)

### 30. EU Border Defense and the "It Can't Happen Here" Warning (1:42:20–1:45:57)

The hosts reference Sinclair Lewis's "It Can't Happen Here" to discuss the erosion of liberties and the rise of centralized control. They report on EU plans to triple spending on border defense and create a new European Border and Coast Guard based in Strasbourg. This new agency will replace Frontex and aims to manage the migration crisis while maintaining the "territorial integrity" of member states.

Keywords: [sinclair lewis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sinclair-lewis.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [strasbourg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/strasbourg.md), [frontex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/frontex.md), border guard

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Anti-Migrant Riots in the Netherlands (1:45:57–1:47:42)

A town council meeting in Geldermalsen, Netherlands, regarding a proposed refugee center ends in a violent riot involving 2,000 people. Protesters forced their way into the building, leading to the evacuation of council members. While officials called the behavior "un-Dutch," the hosts argue that such outbursts are a natural reaction when the population feels pushed too far by government policies.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), geldermalsen, [refugees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refugees.md), [riots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/riots.md), anti-migrant

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Los Angeles School District Shutdown and Yik Yak (1:47:42–1:50:49)

The Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) shuts down all campuses following an emailed terror threat claiming an attack with guns and bombs was imminent. The hosts discuss the use of the "Yik Yak" app by students to express fear and share information. They criticize the decision to close the schools, noting the massive disruption to 700,000 students and their families.

Keywords: [lausd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lausd.md), school shutdown, [terror threat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terror-threat.md), yik yak, [san bernardino](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-bernardino.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/32.md)

### 33. New York vs. Los Angeles Response to Hoax Threats (1:50:49–1:54:41)

New York City officials received a nearly identical threat but chose to keep schools open, with Police Commissioner Bill Bratton calling the LA response an "overreaction." The FBI later determined the threat was not credible and likely a hoax. The hosts speculate that the threat may have been a "vulnerability test" or even a government-led exercise to gauge public and institutional reactions.

Keywords: [bill bratton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-bratton.md), [lausd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lausd.md), [hoax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hoax.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [terror threat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terror-threat.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/33.md)

### 34. FBI Director James Comey's Metaphors of Terror (1:54:41–1:59:38)

FBI Director James Comey uses elaborate metaphors and alliteration to describe the modern terrorist threat, referring to it as a "tumor of terrorism" and a "hydro-headed monster." Comey highlights the "Going Dark" problem, where end-to-end encryption prevents law enforcement from accessing communications. The hosts deconstruct his language, arguing it is designed to instill fear and justify increased surveillance.

Keywords: [james comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-comey.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [encryption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/encryption.md), going dark, [metaphors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/metaphors.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/34.md)

### 35. ISIS Media Sophistication and Staged Videos (1:59:38–2:03:42)

CNN reports on the high production quality of ISIS propaganda videos, comparing them to the video game "Call of Duty." However, the report also mentions that some beheadings and battle scenes are staged, with jihadists performing multiple takes and using cue cards. The hosts note that this information about faked videos is finally entering the mainstream after being discussed in alternative media for years.

Keywords: [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [rita katz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rita-katz.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [jihadi john](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jihadi-john.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/35.md)

### 36. South Carolina Viagra Restriction Bill (2:03:43–2:05:34)

South Carolina State Representative Mia McLeod introduces a bill to restrict access to Viagra, requiring a 24-hour waiting period and a notarized affidavit from a sexual partner. McLeod admits the bill is intentionally invasive to make a point about restrictions on women's reproductive rights and abortion. The hosts mock the "false comparison" and the use of legislative time for political stunts.

Keywords: [south carolina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-carolina.md), [viagra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viagra.md), mia mcleod, [abortion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abortion.md), [reproductive rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reproductive-rights.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Donor De-douching and University Radio Shout-outs (2:05:46–2:09:06)

A donor from Madison, Wisconsin, who co-hosts a show on the University of Wisconsin's student radio station (WSU), requests a "de-douching" after a year of listening without donating. The hosts grant the request and give a shout-out to his program, "Dialogue Squad." They also acknowledge several other donors from Arizona, Vermont, and Oklahoma.

Keywords: [madison](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/madison.md), [wisconsin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wisconsin.md), wsu, [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Baronies, Knighting, and the Dvorak Keyboard (2:09:12–2:13:38)

The hosts discuss various donor titles, including a new Baronet and the Baron of Logan Square. They address a common question about whether John C. Dvorak is related to the inventor of the Dvorak keyboard (he is not). The segment includes a long list of donors contributing specific amounts like $69.69 and $99.99, supporting the show's operations.

Keywords: [baronet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronet.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [dvorak keyboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dvorak-keyboard.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Trending Sloths and International Subscriptions (2:13:39–2:17:48)

Adam Curry credits the inclusion of sloth photos in the newsletter for a successful donation drive, noting that "sloths are trending." The hosts thank subscribers and donors from around the world, including Canada, the UK, and Shanghai. They emphasize the importance of the $33.33 monthly subscription for achieving knighthood within the No Agenda community.

Keywords: sloths, [newsletter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsletter.md), [subscriptions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/subscriptions.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Knighting Ceremony and John Kerry's Hypnotic Speech (2:17:48–2:23:00)

The hosts perform a knighting ceremony for "Sir Silent Night" and "Sir Eye Drone Black Knight." Following the ceremony, they play a clip of Secretary of State John Kerry discussing Syria. They joke that Kerry's slow, boring speaking style is hypnotic and capable of putting listeners to sleep. In the clip, Kerry clarifies that the U.S. is not seeking "regime change" but a "political process" for Syria's future.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [bashar al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bashar-al-assad.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [regime change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/regime-change.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Gunslinger's Gait and Putin's KGB Training (2:23:02–2:27:14)

The British Medical Journal publishes a study on "Gunslinger's Gait," a walking pattern observed in Vladimir Putin and other Russian officials where the right arm remains mostly stationary. Researchers suggest this is a behavioral adaptation from KGB weapons training, allowing for a quick draw of a firearm. The hosts discuss how professional "milieus" often create distinct physical mannerisms and corporate identities.

Keywords: [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), gunslinger's gait, [kgb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kgb.md), [british medical journal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/british-medical-journal.md), [neurology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neurology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Apple Employee Training and Neurodiversity in Schools (2:27:17–2:30:30)

Information from Apple's training campus in Austin reveals that the company emphasizes Steve Wozniak over Steve Jobs in its internal culture. Additionally, the hosts discuss the concept of "neurodiversity" entering school administrations. This movement suggests that conditions like autism are natural variations rather than disorders, which the hosts suspect is a way for schools to reduce spending on expensive special education programs.

Keywords: [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [steve wozniak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steve-wozniak.md), [neurodiversity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neurodiversity.md), [special education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/special-education.md), [autism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Chipotle Native Ad and Vox Media's Mainstream Pivot (2:30:39–2:32:38)

The hosts identify a segment on ABC News about Chipotle's new food safety standards as a "native ad" disguised as news. They also criticize Vox Media and its head, Nilay Patel, for celebrating their success in native content and partnerships with major corporations like Comcast and Warner Music. They argue that Vox has fully transitioned from alternative media to a mainstream corporate platform.

Keywords: [chipotle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chipotle.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [vox media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vox-media.md), [native advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md), [comcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comcast.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Assault Weapon Ban Polls and Toy Gun Restrictions (2:32:39–2:37:39)

A new poll shows that for the first time in 20 years, a majority of Americans oppose a ban on assault weapons, citing a lack of confidence in the government's ability to stop attacks. Meanwhile, New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman cracks down on the sale of realistic toy guns. In Iraq, Defense Secretary Ash Carter tells troops their fight is for "civilization against evil," which the hosts criticize as an empty insult to the complexity of the conflict.

Keywords: [assault weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/assault-weapons.md), toy guns, [eric schneiderman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-schneiderman.md), [ash carter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ash-carter.md), [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/44.md)

### 45. The "Liar Woman" and Trump's Resonance (2:37:41–2:40:41)

A viral CNN clip features a Trump supporter passionately calling politicians "liars" and stating that Trump "says what I'm thinking." The hosts discuss how Trump "resonates" with people who have previously been uninterested in politics. They use an antenna theory metaphor to explain that Trump is "tuned" to the same frequency as a large portion of the electorate, allowing for a direct transfer of energy and support.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [resonance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/resonance.md), political participation, media pundits

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Jeh Johnson and the New Homeland Security Alert System (2:40:46–2:45:35)

Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson announces a new "intermediate level" for the National Terrorism Advisory System (NTAS). Johnson explicitly mentions that the government communicates threats through "news leaks" and "anonymous sources." The hosts are shocked by this admission of using propaganda to maintain public anxiety. Johnson also warns of "self-radicalized actors" who could strike without notice.

Keywords: [jeh johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeh-johnson.md), ntas, [homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland-security.md), news leaks, [anonymous sources](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anonymous-sources.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Cyber Security in the Omnibus Spending Bill (2:45:36–2:51:07)

The 2016 omnibus spending bill contains 211 mentions of the word "cyber" and includes the controversial CISA (Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act). This legislation allows corporations to share user data with law enforcement agencies, which privacy advocates warn will expand mass surveillance. The $1.1 trillion bill also lifts the ban on crude oil exports and extends tax breaks for renewable energy.

Keywords: [omnibus bill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/omnibus-bill.md), [cisa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cisa.md), [cyber security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-security.md), [mass surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mass-surveillance.md), [paul ryan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-ryan.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Outro, Sign-off, and End-of-Show Mix (2:51:11–2:57:43)

The hosts wrap up the show, reminding listeners to support the program via the value-for-value model. They sign off with their traditional catchphrases and play a produced musical mix featuring show clips, "media assassination" themes, and various soundbites from the episode. The show concludes with a final "Adios mofos" and a Joe Biden soundbite.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [adios mofos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adios-mofos.md), [media assassination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-assassination.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/782-lumpy-lips/chapter/48.md)

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