# Boeing vs. Airbus - The Flatulence Conspiracy

> Methane-emitting sheep and smart grid surveillance take center stage as the global financial crisis triggers a massive expansion of federal spending and domestic tracking technology.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 75
- **Published:** 2009-02-26
- **Length:** 1h 36m
- **Topics:** [Smart Grid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smart-grid.md), Schiphol Crash, RFID Tracking, [Omnibus Bill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/omnibus-bill.md), Police Drones, [Antitrust](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antitrust.md), [Climate Change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy

## About this episode

The Wall Street Journal reports that sheep flatulence accounts for 12% of man-made global warming, sparking a debate over the rebranding of climate change and the targeting of the livestock industry. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the Western Area Power Administration's $3.25 billion loan from the U.S. Treasury, identifying IBM and GE as primary beneficiaries of a smart grid initiative that aims to network one trillion objects by 2010. This push for RFID tracking in pharmaceuticals and meat production coincides with a failed NASA carbon-monitoring satellite and growing skepticism over environmental data.

President Barack Obama addressed a joint session of Congress as the $410 billion Omnibus Bill moves forward with 8,000 earmarks, including funding for lighthouses and the Carnegie Library. In the aviation sector, Captain Chesley Sullenberger testified before the FAA regarding US Airways Flight 1549, while a Turkish Airlines Boeing 737-800 crashed at Schiphol Airport amid rumors of fuel starvation. Meanwhile, the Department of Justice appointed Christine Varney to lead antitrust enforcement, a move that places a former lobbyist for Netscape and AOL in a position to regulate market dominance despite her ties to Google CEO Eric Schmidt.

Governor Bobby Jindal delivered a Republican response that critics likened to a performance from Leave It to Beaver, failing to gain traction against the theatrical pageantry of the executive branch. Jon Favreau was spotted mouthing the President's words from the sidelines, and Hillary Clinton utilized a fuchsia wardrobe to stand out in a sea of dark suits. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conclude with a look at the San Francisco Chronicle's financial collapse and the bizarre requirement for biometric background checks for mule skinners in national parks.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/transcript.md.

### 1. No Agenda Introduction, Octomom, and the Octobox (0:02–2:31)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the session from London and Silicon Valley, noting the rainy weather and their recent lack of communication. They discuss the "Octomom" media phenomenon and the "Octobox" visual format used on CNBC to display eight speakers simultaneously. Dvorak mentions having seen a "DecaBox" for ten people during significant news events.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), octomom, [cnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnbc.md), octobox

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Livestock Flatulence, Global Warming, and Satellite Failures (2:50–6:18)

The Wall Street Journal reports that sheep belching may account for 12% of man-made global warming due to methane emissions. A discussion follows regarding the rebranding of global warming as "climate change" and the perceived agenda of vegetarians to attack the livestock industry. Reference is made to a failed NASA satellite intended to measure carbon emissions and the historical lack of environmental impact from millions of bison.

Keywords: [wall street journal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street-journal.md), [methane](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/methane.md), [livestock](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/livestock.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [bison](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bison.md), [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Smart Grid Funding, IBM, and RFID Livestock Tracking (6:18–8:49)

The Western Area Power Administration is set to borrow $3.25 billion from the U.S. Treasury as part of the 2009 Recovery and Reinvestment Act. IBM and GE are identified as primary recipients of smart grid grants, with IBM projecting a trillion networked things by 2010. The technology will facilitate the tracking of livestock and pharmaceuticals using RFID chips, which is framed as a solution to the "meat problem."

Keywords: [smart grid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smart-grid.md), western area power administration, [ibm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ibm.md), [ge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ge.md), [rfid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rfid.md), [stimulus package](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stimulus-package.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Nokia EIB Loan and Mobile Device Security Concerns (8:51–10:42)

Nokia received a 500 million euro loan from the European Investment Bank (EIB), a move questioned because the bank's charter typically supports small and medium enterprises. Concerns are raised about government influence over mobile hardware and the potential for embedded tracking chips. The discussion notes the high battery drain of location services like Google Maps Latitude and the lack of transparency in phone security.

Keywords: [nokia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nokia.md), european investment bank, eib, [google maps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-maps.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Barack Obama Joint Session Address and Joe Biden Website Gaffe (10:43–14:06)

President Barack Obama delivered an address to a joint session of Congress, which the media incorrectly labeled a State of the Union speech. Vice President Joe Biden appeared on the CBS Early Show and struggled to remember the URL for recovery.gov, the administration's stimulus transparency portal. Critics argue the website has remained stagnant despite promises of real-time updates on government spending.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [recovery.gov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recovery-gov.md), [cbs early show](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-early-show.md), [stimulus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stimulus.md), [transparency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transparency.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Shrek the Musical and Broadway Entertainment (14:08–15:03)

A brief discussion centers on the Broadway production of Shrek the Musical, specifically its reliance on flatulence-based humor. The hosts debate whether such content is appropriate for the stage or merely appeals to a younger audience.

Keywords: shrek the musical, [broadway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/broadway.md), [humor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humor.md), [entertainment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/entertainment.md), [theater](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theater.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Congressional Address Pageantry and Nancy Pelosi (15:05–18:49)

The theatrical nature of the presidential address to Congress is criticized, comparing the entrance of the Supreme Court and the President to an NFL game. Observations are made regarding Nancy Pelosi's appearance and Shepard Smith's reporting style on Fox News. The segment highlights the frequent standing ovations and the "slick" introduction of Michelle Obama to the gallery.

Keywords: [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [shepard smith](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shepard-smith.md), [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [michelle obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-obama.md), [congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congress.md), [protocol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protocol.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Banking Regulation History and Job Creation Claims (18:50–21:13)

The speech's claims regarding banking deregulation are analyzed, attributing the roots of the financial crisis to the Clinton administration's repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act rather than the Bush administration. Discrepancies in job creation figures are noted, with the "save or create" metric shifting between 2.5 million and 3.5 million jobs in various reports.

Keywords: [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [glass-steagall act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glass-steagall-act.md), [george w. bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-w-bush.md), [banking crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/banking-crisis.md), [jobs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jobs.md), [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Speechwriting Logistics and Hillary Clinton's Wardrobe (21:15–24:31)

Obama's speechwriter, Jon Favreau, was observed mouthing the words of the address from the sidelines. The visual elements of the event are discussed, including Joe Lieberman's reactions and Hillary Clinton's choice of a "hot fuchsia" outfit. The use of bright colors by politicians is described as a tactic to draw the eye in a crowded room of dark suits.

Keywords: [jon favreau](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jon-favreau.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [joe lieberman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-lieberman.md), [teleprompter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/teleprompter.md), [fashion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fashion.md), [politics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/politics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Cap and Trade Taxes and the Invention of the Automobile (24:31–28:01)

The "cap and trade" scheme is characterized as a hidden tax intended to fund the federal budget. The President's claim that America invented the automobile is corrected, noting that while Henry Ford pioneered mass production, German inventors like Karl Benz and Gottlieb Daimler created the first cars. The discussion shifts to the superior engineering of Japanese V8 and Wankel engines.

Keywords: [cap and trade](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cap-and-trade.md), [carbon tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-tax.md), [clean coal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clean-coal.md), [henry ford](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/henry-ford.md), karl benz, [daimler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daimler.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Omnibus Bill Earmarks and Federal Budget Totals (28:02–30:25)

The $410 billion Omnibus Bill is moving through Congress with over 8,000 earmarks, including funding for the Carnegie Library in Medford and historic lighthouses. Despite the administration's focus on transparency, the bill has received little mainstream media coverage. The total federal budget is projected at $1.75 trillion, raising concerns about unnecessary spending during a financial crisis.

Keywords: [omnibus bill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/omnibus-bill.md), david obey, [earmarks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earmarks.md), [pork barrel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pork-barrel.md), [federal budget](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-budget.md), [transparency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transparency.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Lawrence Summers and the Financial Summit (30:26–31:50)

Lawrence Summers, head of the President's Economic Advisory Board, reportedly fell asleep during a financial summit. This incident is compared to the Japanese finance minister's recent public struggles. The G20 nations are noted to be coordinating a secretive response to the global financial crisis.

Keywords: [lawrence summers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawrence-summers.md), [g20](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/g20.md), [financial crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/financial-crisis.md), economic advisory board, [narcolepsy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/narcolepsy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/12.md)

### 13. US Airways Flight 1549 FAA Hearing and Bird Strike Skepticism (31:51–35:26)

Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger testified before the FAA, emphasizing the need for better pilot compensation to ensure safety. Skepticism is expressed regarding the official "bird strike" explanation for the dual engine failure of US Airways Flight 1549. The discussion compares the incident to engine testing procedures involving frozen turkeys and notes the lack of visible hull damage.

Keywords: chesley sullenberger, [faa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/faa.md), [bird strike](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-strike.md), [airbus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airbus.md), [boeing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boeing.md), pilots union

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Turkish Airlines Flight 1951 Crash at Schiphol Airport (35:26–41:07)

A Turkish Airlines Boeing 737-800 crashed at Schiphol Airport, with news first breaking on Twitter via "twitpics." Analysis of available air traffic control recordings suggests potential fuel starvation as the cause. Authorities have withheld the tower frequency recordings, leading to suspicions about the transparency of the ongoing investigation into the nine fatalities.

Keywords: [turkish airlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkish-airlines.md), [schiphol airport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/schiphol-airport.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [boeing 737](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boeing-737.md), [air traffic control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-traffic-control.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Bobby Jindal Republican Response and Political Performance (41:09–43:43)

Governor Bobby Jindal's Republican response to the presidential address is heavily criticized for its poor delivery and lack of relevance to the actual speech. Jindal is described as sounding like "The Beaver" from Leave It to Beaver, failing to effectively represent the future of the GOP. The response is characterized as a "complete humiliation" for the party.

Keywords: [bobby jindal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bobby-jindal.md), [republican party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-party.md), [louisiana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louisiana.md), [katrina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/katrina.md), [teleprompter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/teleprompter.md), [political strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-strategy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Media Reactions and Foreign Oil Dependency Claims (43:44–47:00)

MSNBC and CNN's coverage of the political speeches is reviewed, including CNN's use of Facebook polls for sentiment analysis. A fact-check of Obama's claim regarding foreign oil dependency reveals that the U.S. imported more oil in the 1970s than today. It is noted that a significant portion of U.S. foreign oil actually originates from Alberta, Canada.

Keywords: [keith olbermann](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keith-olbermann.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [foreign oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foreign-oil.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [alberta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alberta.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Michelle Obama Media Appearances and White House Pets (47:01–48:37)

Michelle Obama's interview on the entertainment show "Extra" is discussed, where she expressed being starstruck by Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. The family's selection of a Portuguese Water Dog is mentioned as a distraction for the public.

Keywords: [michelle obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-obama.md), [extra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/extra.md), [will smith](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/will-smith.md), portuguese water dog, [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Christine Varney and Antitrust Enforcement at the DOJ (48:41–51:28)

Christine Varney has been appointed as the Assistant Attorney General for Antitrust at the DOJ. Despite the administration's stance against lobbyists, Varney's past clients include Netscape, AOL, and eBay. Her history as a critic of Google's market dominance is highlighted as a potential conflict given Eric Schmidt's proximity to the administration.

Keywords: christine varney, [department of justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-justice.md), [antitrust](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antitrust.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [netscape](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netscape.md), [lobbyists](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lobbyists.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/18.md)

### 19. The Emanuel Family and Media Influence (51:30–53:08)

The Emanuel brothers are profiled for their significant influence in politics, Hollywood, and medicine. Rahm Emanuel served as the inspiration for Josh Lyman on The West Wing, while Ari Emanuel is the basis for Ari Gold on Entourage. Ezekiel "Zeke" Emanuel is a prominent bioethicist at the National Institutes of Health.

Keywords: [rahm emanuel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rahm-emanuel.md), [ari emanuel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ari-emanuel.md), [ezekiel emanuel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ezekiel-emanuel.md), the west wing, [entourage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/entourage.md), [bioethics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bioethics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Gary Locke Appointment as Commerce Secretary (53:08–54:54)

Former Washington Governor Gary Locke has been named as the new Secretary of Commerce. The choice is viewed as a strategic move to bolster trade relations with China. Locke is the third person nominated for the position following previous withdrawals.

Keywords: [gary locke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gary-locke.md), [commerce secretary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commerce-secretary.md), [washington state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-state.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [trade](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trade.md), [cabinet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cabinet.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Remote-Controlled Police Drones in the United Kingdom (54:56–57:37)

UK Home Secretary Jackie Smith has proposed the use of small, remote-controlled Unmanned Aerial Vehicles (UAVs) for police surveillance. These drones, equipped with heat-seeking cameras, are presented as a cost-effective alternative to helicopters. The discussion touches on the potential for hobbyists to interfere with these devices and the increasing "conditioning" of the public to constant surveillance.

Keywords: [uav](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uav.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [jackie smith](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jackie-smith.md), [uk police](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uk-police.md), [infrared](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/infrared.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/21.md)

### 22. RealHelpNow Website and Government Crisis Management (57:38–1:00:20)

The UK government launched RealHelpNow.gov.uk to provide resources for those affected by the recession. The site is criticized for offering little more than links to existing charities like Shelter, rather than providing direct government assistance. The hosts argue that creating a website is often used as a substitute for solving actual systemic problems.

Keywords: [gordon brown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gordon-brown.md), realhelpnow.gov.uk, [recession](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recession.md), [homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md), [uk government](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uk-government.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Summer of Rage and UK Civil Unrest Predictions (1:00:21–1:03:34)

Polls in the UK suggest a "summer of rage" is expected as the recession deepens, with some voters believing the army may be deployed to maintain order. The hosts suggest this narrative is being used to precondition the public for a more robust domestic security response. A comparison is made to historical cycles of fascism and the intellectual class's past support for authoritarian efficiency.

Keywords: summer of rage, [civil unrest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civil-unrest.md), [gordon brown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gordon-brown.md), [fascism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fascism.md), [recession](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recession.md), [police state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-state.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Reinvigoration of Stalinism in Russia (1:03:35–1:05:15)

A cultural shift in Russia is noted, where Joseph Stalin is being rehabilitated as a "great Russian" leader. Conferences and speeches by old generals and youth groups are reframing Stalin's brutality as a necessary evil for winning World War II. This trend is interpreted as a prelude to Vladimir Putin consolidating more power.

Keywords: [joseph stalin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joseph-stalin.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [stalinism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stalinism.md), [world war ii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-war-ii.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Jack Straw and the Iraq War Cabinet Minutes (1:05:16–1:08:55)

Justice Secretary Jack Straw used a veto to block the release of cabinet minutes regarding the decision to invade Iraq. Straw argued that disclosure would harm the "integrity of the system of government." This move has sparked outrage among transparency advocates who believe the minutes would reveal illegal or incompetent reasoning for joining the coalition.

Keywords: jack straw, [iraq war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq-war.md), [freedom of information act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/freedom-of-information-act.md), cabinet minutes, [transparency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transparency.md), [uk government](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uk-government.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Jackie Chan and the Saint Laurent Art Auction (1:08:57–1:10:20)

Actor Jackie Chan has joined the Chinese government in protesting the auction of bronze rat and rabbit sculptures formerly owned by Yves Saint Laurent. China claims the artifacts were stolen during the 19th century. The French government allowed the sale to proceed, leading to a diplomatic dispute over the repatriation of cultural heritage.

Keywords: [jackie chan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jackie-chan.md), yves saint laurent, [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), stolen art, bronze sculptures, [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/26.md)

### 27. No Agenda Library Project and Gmail Outage (1:10:20–1:13:13)

The hosts promote the Curry-Dvorak Library project, a listener-funded initiative to keep the show ad-free. They discuss a recent three-hour Gmail and Google Apps outage, which affected 100 million users. The incident is used to highlight the risks of relying on cloud-based services and the importance of owning one's domain and mail records.

Keywords: curry-dvorak library, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [gmail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gmail.md), google apps, [cloud computing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloud-computing.md), reliability

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Royal Bank of Scotland and Dutch National Banking (1:13:14–1:16:52)

The Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS), despite massive losses and nationalization, won the contract to handle the Dutch government's internal banking transactions. In the Netherlands, Finance Minister Wouter Bos is criticized for downplaying the severity of the financial crisis facing major institutions like ING. The segment notes that the Dutch public is largely unaware of the extent of the economic instability.

Keywords: rbs, [royal bank of scotland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/royal-bank-of-scotland.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [ing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ing.md), [wouter bos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wouter-bos.md), [nationalization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nationalization.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/28.md)

### 29. TSA Regulations for Private Aviation and Mule Skinners (1:16:52–1:19:34)

The TSA is attempting to impose commercial airline security rules on private aviation, including liquid restrictions. Additionally, a federal anti-terror law now requires "mule skinners" at historic parks to undergo biometric background checks. These measures are ridiculed as overreach, with the hosts suggesting the regulations are nonsensical and target unlikely threats.

Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [private aviation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/private-aviation.md), mule skinners, [background checks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/background-checks.md), [homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland-security.md), [amish](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amish.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/29.md)

### 30. The Decline of the Newspaper Industry (1:19:35–1:22:50)

The San Francisco Chronicle is reportedly losing $1 million a week, facing potential closure if a buyer is not found. The decline is attributed to the loss of classified ad revenue to the internet. The hosts argue that while the internet provides vast amounts of information, it lacks the hierarchical perspective and investigative depth of traditional newspapers.

Keywords: [san francisco chronicle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco-chronicle.md), [seattle post-intelligencer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seattle-post-intelligencer.md), [classifieds](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/classifieds.md), [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md), [internet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Newspaper Death Watch and Web Design Waste (1:22:50–1:26:05)

The website NewspaperDeathWatch.com tracks the collapse of various print publications across the United States. The New York Times is criticized for using expensive, hand-coded AJAX features for simple photo captions while simultaneously complaining about financial struggles. This is cited as an example of needless waste in an industry facing an existential crisis.

Keywords: newspaperdeathwatch.com, [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), [ajax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ajax.md), [web development](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/web-development.md), [efficiency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/efficiency.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Presidential Helicopter Fleet Cost Overruns (1:26:05–1:27:37)

The project to replace the presidential helicopter fleet has seen its budget balloon from $6 billion to over $11 billion for just 28 aircraft. The hosts question how the cost per unit can reach such extremes, suggesting the funds may be covering secret development costs or general government waste.

Keywords: [marine one](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marine-one.md), [lockheed martin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockheed-martin.md), [cost overruns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cost-overruns.md), [helicopters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/helicopters.md), [federal budget](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-budget.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Universal Flu Vaccine Research and Eradication (1:27:39–1:29:11)

Researchers have identified human antibodies that may neutralize multiple strains of influenza, including H5N1 bird flu. By targeting a non-mutating part of the virus, scientists hope to develop a universal vaccine that could eventually eradicate the flu. This discovery represents a significant shift from traditional vaccines that must be reformulated annually.

Keywords: [influenza](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/influenza.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine.md), [antibodies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antibodies.md), [medical research](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-research.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/33.md)

### 34. California Drought and Weather Patterns (1:29:12–1:30:55)

Recent heavy storms in California have significantly mitigated the state's drought conditions. The hosts discuss the history of cloud seeding and why it is no longer widely used due to environmental concerns. Observations of local rainfall levels suggest the water shortage may be less severe than reported in the news.

Keywords: [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [drought](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drought.md), [rainfall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rainfall.md), [cloud seeding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloud-seeding.md), [weather](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weather.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Marijuana Legalization Debate in California (1:30:55–1:32:23)

California Assemblyman Tom Ammiano has proposed legalizing and taxing marijuana to help close the state's budget gap. Proponents argue it could generate $1 billion in tax revenue and reduce incarceration costs. Opponents on the right wing remain concerned about the social implications, while the hosts suggest the federal government may oppose it to protect existing drug trafficking interests.

Keywords: tom ammiano, [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), [legalization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legalization.md), [taxation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxation.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [drug policy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-policy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Afghanistan Drug Trade and Financial Lawsuits (1:32:24–1:34:31)

A discussion with international money managers reveals a consensus that the conflict in Afghanistan is primarily driven by the drug trade. In the financial sector, insurance companies are reportedly refusing to pay out on credit default swaps, leading to hundreds of massive lawsuits. The global financial system is described as being in a state of collapse that cannot be fixed by printing more money.

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [heroin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heroin.md), money management, [credit default swaps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/credit-default-swaps.md), [lawsuits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawsuits.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/36.md)

### 37. No Agenda Outro and Sunday Show Preview (1:34:32–1:36:41)

The hosts conclude the show by thanking Rick Revolution for the custom album art and reminding listeners to donate to the Curry-Dvorak Library. They plan to return for the next episode on Sunday. Adam Curry signs off from the Crackpot Command Center in London, and John C. Dvorak signs off from the Buzzkill Bunker in Silicon Valley.

Keywords: rick revolution, [album art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/album-art.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [podcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/75-boeing-vs-airbus-the-flatulence-conspiracy/chapter/37.md)

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