# Tom Tatoe

> A new Silicon Valley outpost for the DHS signals a deepening alliance between big tech and the surveillance state as global energy markets face antitrust upheaval.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 715
- **Published:** 2015-04-23
- **Length:** 2h 48m
- **Topics:** DHS Silicon Valley, Gazprom Antitrust, Walmart Closures, TomTato, [Cash Ban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cash-ban.md), Jade Helm, Encryption Backdoors
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe

## About this episode

The Department of Homeland Security is aggressively expanding its footprint into Silicon Valley as Secretary Jeh Johnson announces a new satellite office to formalize partnerships with tech giants like Google and Facebook. This move coincides with President Obama signing an executive order for Information Sharing and Analysis Organizations, which grants private corporations civil and criminal liability protection when sharing user data with the government. Critics argue these initiatives represent a corporate-state merger that strips citizens of legal recourse while intelligence agencies like the FBI, led by James Comey, continue to push for encryption backdoors.

Global tensions escalate as the European Union levels antitrust charges against Russia’s Gazprom, targeting the Yamal pipeline in a geopolitical maneuver to curb energy dominance in Eastern Europe. In Japan, a radioactive drone discovered on the Prime Minister’s roof has sparked a security overhaul, while the handover of military operational control in South Korea remains delayed until 2020. Domestically, the closure of several Walmart locations has fueled conspiracy theories, though internal sources suggest a massive infrastructure remodel and workforce reset are the true drivers behind the empty shelves in Pico Rivera.

Personal moments include a posthumous knighting for long-time listener Crash Helmet Cathy and a technical debate over the TomTato, a non-GMO grafted plant that produces both tomatoes and potatoes. Executive Producer Ted Eric compares the labor of media criticism to the rescue efforts at Fukushima, while listener Tim Nutting requests a custom ringtone featuring the infamous Bomb Them audio clip.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/transcript.md.

### 1. Bicycle Infrastructure, Traffic Congestion, and Safety Regulations (0:00–3:27)

A discussion regarding urban planning in Berkeley and Austin focuses on the conversion of four-lane roads into two-lane roads with underutilized bike lanes, which reportedly increases traffic congestion and fuel waste. Comparisons are made to the bicycle culture in the Netherlands, where bells and lights are mandatory safety equipment. The lack of bells and proper lighting on American bicycles is highlighted as a significant safety concern and a sign of arrogance among cyclists.

Keywords: [berkeley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berkeley.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [bike lanes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bike-lanes.md), [traffic safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/traffic-safety.md), bicycle bells

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Male Grooming Trends, Beards, and Movember Charity (3:28–7:41)

The conversation shifts to male grooming habits in Austin, specifically the popularity of scruffy facial hair versus full beards. A comparison is made to the "Don Johnson look" from the 1980s, with a humorous observation that beards act as "push-up bras for men." The segment also clarifies the meaning of Movember, an annual event involving the growing of mustaches to raise awareness for prostate cancer.

Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [miami vice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miami-vice.md), movember, [prostate cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prostate-cancer.md), facial hair, [grooming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grooming.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Smartphone Dependency, Messaging Apps, and Communication Etiquette (7:42–11:29)

The transition from legacy mobile phones to smartphones is discussed, noting that services like Uber necessitate modern devices. Concerns are raised regarding the social pressure of constant messaging through apps like WhatsApp, Telegram, and Signal. The discussion explores the etiquette of replying to texts and the perceived social obligation to remain constantly connected.

Keywords: [nokia e71](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nokia-e71.md), [iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), [uber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uber.md), [whatsapp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whatsapp.md), [telegram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/telegram.md), sms etiquette

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Hillary Clinton, BlackBerry Usage, and Political Branding (11:29–13:09)

Hillary Clinton's social media presence is analyzed, specifically her use of photos showing her looking at a smartphone. This is interpreted as a public relations effort to appear "young and hip," while also serving as a callback to Barack Obama's early branding as a tech-savvy candidate with a BlackBerry.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [blackberry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blackberry.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [political branding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-branding.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Moral Self-Licensing, Lyme Disease, and the Lime Challenge (13:10–15:57)

The concept of "moral self-licensing" is explored through the lens of viral charity challenges. A new trend involving eating a lime for Lyme disease, reportedly promoted by Ryan Seacrest and Yolanda Foster, is criticized as a superficial gesture. The segment notes that the high citric acid in limes can damage tooth enamel and that the challenge has no logical connection to the disease.

Keywords: [ryan seacrest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ryan-seacrest.md), yolanda foster, [lyme disease](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lyme-disease.md), [moral self-licensing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moral-self-licensing.md), [ice bucket challenge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ice-bucket-challenge.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Leo Laporte, TWiT Network, and Showstoppers Bet (15:58–17:36)

A personal anecdote describes a bet won against Leo Laporte regarding the name of a new show on the TWiT network. The winner correctly predicted the show would be titled "Showstoppers" rather than "The Screen Savers." The segment suggests that Laporte secretly listens to the program for content ideas.

Keywords: [leo laporte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leo-laporte.md), [twit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twit.md), showstoppers, screen savers, [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/6.md)

### 7. ISIS Recruitment in Minnesota, Bill Clinton NGO Gaffe (17:36–21:47)

Six Minnesota men of Somali background face trial for allegedly conspiring to join ISIS in Syria. The discussion highlights a speech by Bill Clinton in which he referred to ISIS as a "non-governmental organization" (NGO), leading to a critique of how NGOs are often involved in political instability. The segment questions the legal basis for arresting citizens for traveling to conflict zones without a formal declaration of war.

Keywords: [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [minnesota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minnesota.md), [somali community](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/somali-community.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [ngo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ngo.md), andrew lugar

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/7.md)

### 8. RSA Conference, Encryption Backdoors, and James Comey (21:48–25:35)

The RSA Conference serves as a backdrop for a discussion on the corruption of the encryption industry through government-mandated backdoors. FBI Director James Comey is criticized for his past roles and his stance on law enforcement's need to access encrypted data. The segment posits that intelligence agencies are engaged in internal turf wars over the control of cyber surveillance.

Keywords: [rsa conference](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rsa-conference.md), [james comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-comey.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [encryption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/encryption.md), [hsbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hsbc.md), [backdoors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/backdoors.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Jeh Johnson, DHS Cybersecurity, and Private Sector Partnerships (25:35–31:48)

DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson's speech at the RSA Conference is analyzed, focusing on his call for a "partnership" between the government and the private sector. Johnson's admission of using an iPod is used to question his technical credibility. The segment characterizes the DHS's push for cybersecurity as a "money grab" and a move toward corporatism, noting the revolving door between government and antivirus companies like McAfee.

Keywords: [jeh johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeh-johnson.md), [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [mcafee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mcafee.md), [corporatism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corporatism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/9.md)

### 10. NCCIC Operations, Cyber Incident Reporting, and Vulnerability Mitigation (31:49–37:07)

The National Cybersecurity and Communications Integration Center (NCCIC) is described as the central interface for cyber threat mitigation. Secretary Jeh Johnson claims the agency handled 97,000 incident reports and issued 12,000 alerts in 2014. The segment mocks the agency's "house calls" to private companies and its role in mitigating vulnerabilities like Heartbleed and Shellshock.

Keywords: nccic, [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md), [heartbleed](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heartbleed.md), shellshock, cyber threats, incident response

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/10.md)

### 11. DHS RSS Feeds, Silicon Valley Office, and Digital Service Rotation (37:08–41:36)

The DHS has automated the publication of cyber threat indicators in a machine-readable format, which is interpreted as a simple RSS feed. Secretary Jeh Johnson announced plans to open a satellite office in Silicon Valley to strengthen ties with tech giants like Google and Facebook. The U.S. Digital Service is presented as a way for tech talent to "rotate" between the private sector and government service.

Keywords: [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md), [rss feed](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rss-feed.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), u.s. digital service, [data sharing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-sharing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Liability Protection for Data Sharing, ISAO Executive Order (41:37–44:37)

President Obama signed an executive order encouraging the development of Information Sharing and Analysis Organizations (ISAOs). The administration supports legislation to provide private companies with civil and criminal liability protection when they share user data with the government. This is criticized as a move that strips citizens of legal recourse against corporations that compromise their privacy.

Keywords: [executive order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-order.md), [immunity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immunity.md), isao, [data privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-privacy.md), [consumer protection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/consumer-protection.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Secret Service Cybercrime Mission, Vladimir Drinkman Case (44:38–47:51)

The Secret Service's mission has evolved from investigating counterfeit currency to leading cybercrime investigations, such as the case of Vladimir Drinkman. The U.S. Coast Guard is also identified as a player in cybersecurity, tasked with protecting maritime transportation systems and undersea fiber optic cables.

Keywords: [secret service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-service.md), vladimir drinkman, [cybercrime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybercrime.md), [coast guard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coast-guard.md), [maritime security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maritime-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Encryption Debate, Law Enforcement Access, and Tech Recruiting (47:53–53:52)

DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson argues that "deeper and deeper encryption" poses a challenge to public safety and law enforcement. He compares the current encryption dilemma to the historical transition from mail to telephone surveillance. The segment dismisses Johnson's plea for tech experts to help find a "solution" as a misguided attempt to weaken security protocols.

Keywords: [encryption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/encryption.md), [jeh johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeh-johnson.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [privacy rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy-rights.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/14.md)

### 15. State Department IT Breach, Heather Higginbottom Testimony (53:51–58:03)

Deputy Secretary Heather Higginbottom testified before Congress regarding a breach of State Department IT systems. She requested funding for a separate, independent IT system to defend against constant "attacks," which the segment suggests are often just routine port probing. The lack of transparency regarding the nature of the breach is criticized.

Keywords: [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), heather higginbottom, [it security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/it-security.md), [data breach](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-breach.md), port probing

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/15.md)

### 16. No Agenda Art, Tice Browers, and Creative Standards (58:03–59:36)

The hosts credit artist Tice Browers for the episode's artwork, which features an "NBCIA" news truck. They discuss the ground rules for listener-submitted art, emphasizing that it must be original or a legally derivative work rather than a direct copy of existing intellectual property.

Keywords: [tice browers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tice-browers.md), [digital art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-art.md), [no agenda art generator](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art-generator.md), [copyright](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copyright.md), [creative commons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/creative-commons.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Executive Producer Ted Eric, Fukushima Comparison (59:36–1:02:15)

Ted Eric from Vancouver, Washington, is credited as an Executive Producer despite no longer listening to the show to avoid "media poison." He equates the hosts' work in media criticism to the rescue workers at Fukushima, suggesting they absorb toxic information to protect the public. He is knighted as Sir Theodore of the Present Moment.

Keywords: [vancouver](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vancouver.md), [fukushima](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fukushima.md), [media criticism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-criticism.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Tim Nutting, De-douching Request, and Bomb Them Ringtone (1:02:16–1:03:49)

Tim Nutting from Everett, Washington, contributes to the show and requests a "de-douching" after being tagged by a friend. He also requests a custom ringtone featuring the "Bomb Them" audio clip. The hosts process his request and acknowledge his support.

Keywords: everett washington, [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md), [ringtone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ringtone.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [audio clips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/audio-clips.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/18.md)

### 19. David Fugazotto, Vocal Fry, and Travel Karma (1:03:53–1:06:27)

David Fugazotto requests "jobs karma" for his wife, Melody, who is starting a social media marketing business, and "travel karma" for his upcoming photography trips to Spain, Kiev, and Belgium. The segment also features a discussion on "vocal fry" in media and a request to play a related audio mashup.

Keywords: [vocal fry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vocal-fry.md), [kiev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kiev.md), [spain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spain.md), wedding photography, [jobs karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jobs-karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Trevor Mudge, Bob Mudge, and Novel Character Names (1:06:27–1:08:05)

Trevor Mudge's donation of $314.15 (referencing Pi Day) leads to a discussion about using his name for a character in a novel. Because Trevor set conditions for the character's appearance and romantic success, the host decides to use the name "Bob Mudge" instead.

Keywords: [trevor mudge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trevor-mudge.md), [pi day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pi-day.md), fiction writing, character names, [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Tom Byrne, Barry Sutton, and Mac Spotlight Tagging Issues (1:08:09–1:11:31)

Tom Byrne and Barry Sutton are thanked for their donations. A technical discussion ensues regarding the Mac Spotlight search system, which reportedly prioritizes internal file tags over file names, making it difficult for the hosts to locate specific audio clips like the "Ayn Rand Mac and Cheese" jingle.

Keywords: [wellington](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wellington.md), stepaside, [ayn rand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ayn-rand.md), mac spotlight, file tagging

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Philip Smith, Dame Sarah, and International Producer Credits (1:11:32–1:15:13)

Producers from Norway, the Netherlands, and Lake County are acknowledged for their contributions. Philip Smith from Oslo donates to have his wife, Sarah, named a Dame. The hosts emphasize that these executive producer credits are legitimate and can be used on professional resumes.

Keywords: [oslo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oslo.md), [norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [lake county](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lake-county.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Walmart Store Closings, Jade Helm 15, and Remodeling Theory (1:15:15–1:21:29)

The widespread closure of Walmart stores is addressed, debunking conspiracy theories linking them to "Jade Helm 15" military exercises or underground FEMA tunnels. Information from a high-level Walmart IT source suggests the closures are actually due to a massive infrastructure remodel involving fiber optic "plumbing" and a strategy to reset the workforce under a new CEO.

Keywords: [walmart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walmart.md), [jade helm 15](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jade-helm-15.md), [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md), [plumbing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plumbing.md), [fiber optics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fiber-optics.md), store remodel

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/23.md)

### 24. EU Gazprom Antitrust Charges, Yamal Pipeline Geopolitics (1:21:30–1:27:14)

The European Union has accused Russia's Gazprom of price gouging and monopoly practices in Eastern Europe. The analysis suggests this is a geopolitical move to block Russian gas transit through the Yamal pipeline in Poland and Belarus. The segment highlights the EU's history of using antitrust commissions to target foreign energy and tech interests.

Keywords: [gazprom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gazprom.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), yamal pipeline, [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [poland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poland.md), energy politics

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Paris Terror Arrest, Church Attack Plot (1:27:15–1:28:45)

A 24-year-old computer science student from Algeria was arrested in Paris after police discovered an arsenal of weapons. Authorities claim he was planning an imminent attack on churches and was already on a terrorist watch list due to his desire to travel to Syria.

Keywords: [paris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paris.md), [algeria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/algeria.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), church attack, terrorism watch list

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Hero Cop Narrative, Taser Corporation, and Body Camera PR (1:28:45–1:34:48)

A story about an Ohio police officer who showed restraint by not shooting a suspect is identified as part of a public relations campaign for body cameras. The segment argues that Taser International is aggressively pushing expensive cloud-based camera systems to law enforcement. The hosts express skepticism that body cameras provide a full or objective account of police interactions.

Keywords: [body cameras](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/body-cameras.md), [taser international](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taser-international.md), [ferguson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ferguson.md), police restraint, [gopro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gopro.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Barack and Michelle Obama Marriage Duration Confusion (1:34:48–1:35:33)

The hosts express confusion over how long Barack and Michelle Obama have been married, noting a discrepancy in public statements. They jokingly attribute the inability to calculate the duration to "Common Core" education.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [michelle obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-obama.md), [marriage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marriage.md), [common core](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/common-core.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Ohio Reading Test Scores, John Kasich Hit Piece (1:35:34–1:39:38)

A PBS NewsHour report on low reading proficiency standards in Ohio is interpreted as a political hit piece against Governor John Kasich. The report claims Ohio promotes third graders even if they lag behind 85% of their peers. The hosts argue the story is designed to make the Republican presidential hopeful look like a "scammer."

Keywords: [ohio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ohio.md), [john kasich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kasich.md), reading proficiency, [common core](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/common-core.md), [pbs news hour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs-news-hour.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Pearson Education Glitches, LAUSD iPad Contract Cancellation (1:39:39–1:43:11)

The Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) has cancelled a $1.3 billion contract with Apple and Pearson after the digital curriculum failed to function properly. Meanwhile, in Texas, "glitches" hampered online standardized testing. The segment also mocks the complexity of ICD-10 medical coding, specifically codes for "locking knees."

Keywords: [pearson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pearson.md), [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [lausd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lausd.md), [ipad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ipad.md), [common core](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/common-core.md), [icd-10](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/icd-10.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Radioactive Drone Found on Japanese Prime Minister's Roof (1:43:12–1:44:42)

A drone carrying a small amount of radioactive cesium was discovered on the roof of the Japanese Prime Minister's office in Tokyo. While the incident led to increased security around government buildings, the hosts suggest the event might be used as a pretext to sell more American drone defense technology to Japan.

Keywords: [tokyo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tokyo.md), [shinzo abe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shinzo-abe.md), [drone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drone.md), [cesium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cesium.md), radioactive material

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/30.md)

### 31. South Korea OPCON Delay, Japanese Missile Launch (1:44:43–1:47:01)

The handover of operational control (OPCON) for South Korean security has been delayed until 2020, keeping military authority in Washington's hands. Additionally, Japan's recent missile launch is discussed, with the hosts noting the high quality and "ICBM-like" appearance of the technology.

Keywords: [south korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-korea.md), opcon, [washington](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington.md), [japan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/japan.md), [icbm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/icbm.md), missile technology

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Oil Price Speculation, CNBC Buy Signals, Yemen Conflict (1:47:02–1:48:50)

CNBC analysts are predicting oil prices will rise to $60 per barrel due to U.S. warships off the coast of Yemen and ISIS activity in Iraq. The hosts advise that a "buy" signal from CNBC is typically a contrarian indicator to sell, arguing that the global economy would benefit more from $30 oil.

Keywords: [cnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnbc.md), [crude oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crude-oil.md), [yemen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yemen.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [aircraft carrier](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aircraft-carrier.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Louisiana Cash Ban, War on Cash, Secondhand Dealer Regulations (1:48:50–1:54:52)

Louisiana House Bill 195 has reportedly passed, banning cash transactions for secondhand goods at flea markets, garage sales, and thrift stores like Goodwill. The law requires dealers to collect detailed personal information from sellers, including driver's license and plate numbers. This is framed as part of a broader "war on cash" that includes banks like Chase prohibiting cash storage in safety deposit boxes.

Keywords: [louisiana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louisiana.md), house bill 195, [war on cash](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/war-on-cash.md), [chase bank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chase-bank.md), secondhand goods

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Viral Video of Empty Walmart Shelves, Pico Rivera (1:54:53–1:58:03)

A viral YouTube video showing empty shelves and a police perimeter at a closed Walmart in Pico Rivera, California, is analyzed. The hosts mock the dramatic tone of the video, reiterating that empty shelves are a standard feature of a store undergoing a total remodel and inventory liquidation.

Keywords: [walmart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walmart.md), pico rivera, [youtube](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youtube.md), police perimeter, [viral video](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viral-video.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Loretta Lynch Nomination, Samantha Power 2008 Armenia Video (1:58:04–2:02:14)

President Obama's frustration with the delayed nomination of Loretta Lynch is discussed, with the hosts noting her personal ties to Eric Holder. A 2008 video of Samantha Power promising that Obama would recognize the Armenian Genocide is revisited on the 100th anniversary of the event, highlighting the administration's failure to follow through on that promise.

Keywords: [loretta lynch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/loretta-lynch.md), [samantha power](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/samantha-power.md), [armenian genocide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/armenian-genocide.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [nepotism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nepotism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Airline Cabin Rage, Shrinking Seats, Pen Stabbing Incident (2:02:14–2:04:45)

An incident on a Southwest Airlines flight involved a woman stabbing a snoring passenger with a pen. The segment attributes the rise in "air rage" to packed planes and the reduction of legroom to as little as 28 inches. The hosts argue that the stressful environment is turning passengers against one another.

Keywords: [southwest airlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/southwest-airlines.md), air rage, knee defenders, seat pitch, [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Baltimore Riots, Poverty, and Economic Disparity (2:04:45–2:07:06)

The riots in Baltimore are characterized as a consequence of systemic poverty and economic lies from national leadership. The hosts argue that while the media focuses on racial tension and police conduct, the underlying issue is a hollowed-out middle class and a population frustrated by debt and lack of opportunity.

Keywords: [baltimore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baltimore.md), [riots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/riots.md), [unemployment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unemployment.md), [poverty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poverty.md), [middle class](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/middle-class.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Yanis Varoufakis on Greek Debt and Oligarchy (2:07:07–2:10:08)

Greek Finance Minister Yanis Varoufakis discusses the failure of austerity measures and the need to "reboot" the Greek economy. He argues that the current system allows the oligarchy to maintain tax immunity while the base of the social economy suffers. Varoufakis maintains that Europe will not expel Greece from the Euro despite philosophical differences.

Keywords: [yanis varoufakis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yanis-varoufakis.md), [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [euro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euro.md), [austerity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austerity.md), [oligarchy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oligarchy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/38.md)

### 39. MTV Technology Documentary, Honest Liar, and Personal Anecdotes (2:10:09–2:13:22)

A host describes being interviewed for an MTV documentary about the history of technology and cable television. The discussion touches on the early days of MTV.com and the parallels between the gatekeepers of cable TV and the modern internet. The segment also mentions the documentary "An Honest Liar" regarding James Randi.

Keywords: [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [documentary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/documentary.md), an honest liar, tyler durden, [technology history](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technology-history.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Listener Gifts, No Agenda Business Cards, and Bosun Whistle (2:13:23–2:16:58)

The hosts thank listeners for various gifts sent to their Austin PO box, including custom No Agenda business cards with QR codes, glow sticks, and a new Philips Sonicare toothbrush. A "bosun whistle" sent by John Fletcher is demonstrated on air.

Keywords: vistaprint, glow sticks, sonicare, bosun whistle, [po box](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/po-box.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/40.md)

### 41. International Donor Roll Call, Birthday Shout-outs (2:16:59–2:23:54)

A long list of international donors from Uruguay, Canada, Norway, Finland, and the UK are acknowledged for their financial support. The segment includes several birthday wishes for listeners and their family members, maintaining the show's "value-for-value" model.

Keywords: [uruguay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uruguay.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway.md), [finland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/finland.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Posthumous Knighting of Dame Cathy, Hot Pockets Tour (2:23:55–2:28:52)

In a somber segment, the hosts posthumously knight "Crash Helmet Cathy," a long-time listener who recently passed away from cancer. Her nephew, Sir Scott, requested the honor in lieu of a traditional funeral. The knighting ceremony commemorates her loyalty to the show since the 2008 "Hot Pockets" tour.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cancer.md), [hospice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hospice.md), [hot pockets tour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hot-pockets-tour.md), [memorial](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/memorial.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Mohamed Morsi Sentencing, Egyptian Judicial System (2:28:52–2:31:46)

Ousted Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for his role in the deaths of protesters in 2012. The hosts discuss the irony of the "only democratically elected leader" of Egypt being held in a cage, comparing the situation to a "New World Order" charade where leaders are discarded if they don't follow the script.

Keywords: [mohamed morsi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mohamed-morsi.md), [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), [muslim brotherhood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muslim-brotherhood.md), [cairo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cairo.md), [arab spring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arab-spring.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Mediterranean Migrant Crisis, Refugee Euphemisms (2:31:46–2:34:14)

The media's use of the term "Mediterranean migrants" to describe refugees fleeing conflict is analyzed. The hosts argue that "migrant" is a euphemism used to downplay the humanitarian disaster occurring as boats sink near Greece and Italy.

Keywords: [mediterranean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mediterranean.md), [migrants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/migrants.md), [refugees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refugees.md), [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), rhodes

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Earth Day Pledges, Mother Earth Vows, and Corporate Greenwashing (2:34:15–2:36:40)

A resident newsletter from an Austin apartment complex is mocked for its "sophomoric" Earth Day messaging. The text encourages residents to "renew their vows to Mother Earth" by using reusable water bottles and washing laundry in cold water. The hosts criticize the juvenile level of thinking applied to complex social and environmental issues.

Keywords: [earth day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earth-day.md), [greenwashing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greenwashing.md), mother earth, [sustainability](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sustainability.md), social issues

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/45.md)

### 46. FBI Hair Analysis Scandal, Innocence Project, and Clemency (2:36:40–2:43:16)

The FBI has admitted that its forensic experts gave flawed hair analysis testimony in hundreds of cases over two decades, potentially leading to wrongful executions. The segment suggests the FBI is "cleaning house" under James Comey to avoid a larger scandal regarding DNA evidence. There is speculation that President Obama may use this as a pretext for a mass clemency event.

Keywords: [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), hair analysis, innocence project, [james comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-comey.md), [death penalty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/death-penalty.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Baltimore Police Misconduct Settlements, Taxpayer Burden (2:43:17–2:44:56)

The Baltimore Sun reported that the city has paid out $5 million in settlements for police misconduct and brutality over the last few years. The hosts argue that taxpayers are unfairly burdened by the incompetence of city government and law enforcement, as officers rarely face personal prosecution for their actions.

Keywords: [baltimore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baltimore.md), [police brutality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-brutality.md), [settlements](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/settlements.md), [taxpayers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxpayers.md), [administrative leave](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/administrative-leave.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/47.md)

### 48. TomTato Grafted Plant, Monsanto Campaign Ties, Show Outro (2:44:59–2:48:00)

The show concludes with a look at the "TomTato," a plant that grows both tomatoes and potatoes through grafting rather than genetic modification. The hosts briefly mention Hillary Clinton's campaign ties to Monsanto before signing off and encouraging listeners to support the show via the newsletter and BitTorrent Sync.

Keywords: tomtato, [grafting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grafting.md), [monsanto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monsanto.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [bittorrent sync](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bittorrent-sync.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/715-tom-tatoe/chapter/48.md)

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