# The Key Key Thing

> A new executive order on cybersecurity signals a tightening grip on Silicon Valley as global banking hacks and European protectionism reshape the digital landscape.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 696
- **Published:** 2015-02-15
- **Length:** 2h 47m
- **Topics:** [Cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), HSBC Scandal, [Singularity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/singularity.md), [AUMF](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aumf.md), UFO Disclosure, Smart Homes
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing

## About this episode

President Barack Obama signed a cybersecurity executive order in Silicon Valley this week, urging tech giants to form Information Sharing and Analysis Organizations. The directive, discussed alongside a Recode interview with Kara Swisher, frames government data collection as mere scooping while pressuring private firms into what critics label corporate collusion. Tensions remain high as the administration characterizes European Union privacy regulations as protectionism against American infrastructure.

Global financial security is under fire following a Kaspersky Labs report detailing a massive malware campaign targeting banks across Russia, Japan, and the United States. Meanwhile, HSBC faces scrutiny over its Swiss unit's money laundering allegations, a scandal complicated by FBI Director James Comey’s former board seat at the institution. In the legislative sphere, Congressional hearings on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) feature testimony from the Center for a New American Security, an organization with deep ties to Boeing and the Rand Corporation. These developments coincide with a Minsk peace deal for Ukraine and a $17.5 billion IMF bailout intended to stabilize the region against Russian aggression.

Technical glitches hit the studio as a keyboard battery failure briefly halted production, leading to a discussion on the zombification of the modern workforce. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak also explore the bizarre world of niche dating sites for the gluten-free, the satirical branding of ISIS on Saturday Night Live, and John Podesta’s public regret over failing to secure the disclosure of classified UFO files.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/transcript.md.

### 1. Podcast Introduction, Flashlight and Stapler Graveyard (0:00–1:25)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open Episode 696 of the No Agenda Show from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley on February 15, 2015. The hosts engage in banter regarding a malfunctioning stapler and the recurring loss of household items like flashlights.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), gizmo nation, [media assassination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-assassination.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Amazon Echo Review, Voice Recognition and Privacy Concerns (1:26–9:35)

A review of the Amazon Echo, referred to as the "Amazon spy device," highlights its superior voice recognition and natural language parsing compared to Apple's Siri and Google's offerings. Concerns are raised regarding the device's constant monitoring and the potential for audio streams to be sent to Amazon's servers 24/7.

Keywords: [amazon echo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-echo.md), [alexa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexa.md), [siri](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/siri.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [voice recognition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voice-recognition.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Jacques Ellul, Technological Society and Propaganda (9:36–11:17)

The discussion shifts to French sociologist Jacques Ellul and his seminal works, The Technological Society and Propaganda. The thesis explores how technocrats and technological advancement may eventually dominate human decision-making and societal structures.

Keywords: [jacques ellul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jacques-ellul.md), the technological society, [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [technocracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technocracy.md), [sociology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sociology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/3.md)

### 4. CIA Lockdown, New York Trip and Empire State Building (11:18–14:01)

A brief news update mentions a lockdown at CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, for unknown reasons. This leads into a personal anecdote about a recent trip to New York City, including a dining experience at the Empire Bar and Grill located within the Empire State Building.

Keywords: [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [langley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/langley.md), [empire state building](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/empire-state-building.md), [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md), empire bar and grill

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Obama Cybersecurity Executive Order, Information Sharing and ISAOs (14:01–19:51)

President Barack Obama signed an executive order in Silicon Valley designed to promote cybersecurity information sharing between the private sector and the government. The order encourages the formation of Information Sharing and Analysis Organizations (ISAOs) and builds upon previous directives regarding critical infrastructure resilience.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), executive order 13636, [jeh johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeh-johnson.md), isao, [homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Kara Swisher Interview, Obama on Tech Collusion and Data Scooping (19:51–27:43)

President Obama's interview with Kara Swisher of Recode is deconstructed, focusing on his calls for tech companies to work together, which critics argue resembles corporate collusion. Obama uses the term "scooping up" to describe intelligence community data collection while addressing the vulnerabilities of air traffic control and financial systems.

Keywords: [kara swisher](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kara-swisher.md), [recode](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recode.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [antitrust](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antitrust.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [data collection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-collection.md), [collusion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/collusion.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/6.md)

### 7. European Union Tech Protectionism, Obama Accuses Germany (27:44–29:54)

President Obama characterizes European Union regulatory actions against American tech companies as commercially driven protectionism. He specifically references Germany's history with the Stasi to explain their sensitivity to privacy while asserting that U.S. companies essentially created and own the internet's infrastructure.

Keywords: [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [stasi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stasi.md), [protectionism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protectionism.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Encryption Backdoors, National Conversation and Law Enforcement (29:55–35:28)

The debate over "strong encryption" versus law enforcement access is examined, with the President suggesting a national conversation is necessary. The discussion posits that the government's desire for backdoors is a response to the inability to access data during criminal investigations, despite the potential compromise of overall security.

Keywords: [encryption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/encryption.md), [james comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-comey.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [backdoors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/backdoors.md), [national security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-security.md), [civil liberties](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civil-liberties.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Mathematics of Encryption, Elliptic Curve and Vulnerabilities (35:29–38:04)

A technical aside explores the mathematical basis of encryption, specifically the use of elliptic curves and calculus. The theory is presented that encryption protocols may be compromised at the fundamental mathematical level rather than through software backdoors.

Keywords: [encryption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/encryption.md), elliptic curve, [calculus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/calculus.md), [truecrypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/truecrypt.md), drivecrypt, gnu privacy guard

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Person of Interest, TV Depictions of NSA Backdoors (38:05–39:52)

The CBS show Person of Interest is cited for its depiction of government surveillance and backdoors into major tech platforms like Google, Yahoo, and Facebook. The segment highlights how popular media reinforces the narrative of total digital transparency for intelligence agencies.

Keywords: [person of interest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/person-of-interest.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [yahoo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yahoo.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [television](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/television.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/10.md)

### 11. STEM Education, Coding for Kids and Global Competition (39:52–43:02)

President Obama emphasizes the importance of STEM education and teaching children to code at an early age to maintain a competitive edge against powers like China. The hosts criticize this push as a way to create a "sweatshop of the future" for the tech industry.

Keywords: [stem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stem.md), [coding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coding.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md), [workforce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/workforce.md), global competition

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Global Bank Malware Hack, Kaspersky Labs Report (43:03–44:49)

A report from Kaspersky Labs reveals a massive, sophisticated malware hack that has targeted banks in Russia, Japan, the U.S., and Europe since 2013. The discussion also touches on the Anthem hack and the prevalence of antiquated software in major corporate security systems.

Keywords: kaspersky labs, [malware](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/malware.md), bank heist, [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [japan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/japan.md), anthem hack

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Smart Home Vulnerabilities, Electrical Grid Hacking Threats (44:50–47:22)

Local news reports highlight the security risks of the "Smart Home," demonstrating how hackers can easily infiltrate internet-connected thermostats and cameras. The segment warns that as more appliances connect to the internet, the potential for large-scale attacks on the electrical grid or individual privacy increases.

Keywords: [smart home](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smart-home.md), [hacking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hacking.md), [electrical grid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electrical-grid.md), synack, [leslie stahl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leslie-stahl.md), [internet of things](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-of-things.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Online Dating Scams, Big Data and Niche Sites (47:23–51:16)

The proliferation of niche online dating sites—targeting groups from farmers to the gluten-free—is discussed as an example of the "big data scam." The hosts argue that despite massive data collection, advertising algorithms remain ineffective, often serving irrelevant ads for dating services.

Keywords: [tinder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tinder.md), e-harmony, online dating, [big data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-data.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), niche dating

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Labor Economics, Firm-Specific Human Capital and Marriage (51:17–54:19)

The economic concept of "firm-specific human capital" is applied to relationships and marriage. The theory suggests that as individuals invest time in a specific partner or company, their value becomes specialized to that entity, making "settling" a rational economic choice.

Keywords: labor economics, [human capital](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-capital.md), [marriage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marriage.md), paul oyer, settling

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Tinder Anecdote, Hinge and Facebook Integration (54:20–56:50)

A personal story about being recognized from a Tinder profile in a local Austin health food store leads to a discussion on the privacy implications of dating apps. The app Hinge is noted for its integration with Facebook to show mutual friends, which is described as "creepy."

Keywords: [tinder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tinder.md), [hinge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hinge.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), social discovery

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Technical Difficulties, Keyboard Battery Failure (56:51–59:21)

The show experiences a brief interruption due to a keyboard battery failure. The hosts pause the recording to replace the batteries and discuss the lack of warning from the computer system.

Keywords: [technical difficulties](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technical-difficulties.md), [keyboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keyboard.md), [batteries](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/batteries.md), [production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/production.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Producer Donations, Insta-Slave and Zombification (59:21–1:03:28)

The hosts acknowledge executive producers and donors, including a $1,000 "Insta-Slave" contribution. A listener's note is read regarding the "zombification of the masses" and the inappropriate nature of behavioral interview questions in the modern workplace.

Keywords: [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md), zombification, behavioral interviews

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Listener Feedback, Ferguson Coverage and Political Bias (1:03:29–1:09:05)

The hosts address critical listener feedback regarding their coverage of the Ferguson protests and accusations of being "Obama bashers." They reiterate their independent stance, claiming to criticize both major political parties and the media's "racialized formulas."

Keywords: [ferguson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ferguson.md), [obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/obama.md), [political bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-bias.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [projection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/projection.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Amsterdam Travel Advice, Valentine's Day Karma (1:09:07–1:12:47)

A donor who works as a nuclear quality assurance auditor asks for travel recommendations for a layover in Amsterdam. Other listeners send in Valentine's Day dedications and "karma" requests for their spouses.

Keywords: [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), nuclear quality assurance, [valentine's day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valentine-s-day.md), [ducati](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ducati.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Meetup Etiquette, Pi Day and Show 700 (1:12:48–1:16:08)

The hosts discuss the etiquette of attending listener meetups and announce upcoming milestones, including Pi Day (March 14) and the approaching 700th episode. They encourage the "value for value" model and the distribution of show CDs.

Keywords: [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md), [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md), [pi day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pi-day.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Jason Silva, Singularity Hype and Performance Philosophy (1:16:09–1:21:14)

Jason Silva, described as a "performance philosopher," is critiqued for his high-energy promotion of the Singularity. The discussion focuses on his claims regarding the convergence of biotechnology, nanotechnology, and AI, which he compares to the invention of language.

Keywords: jason silva, [ray kurzweil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ray-kurzweil.md), [singularity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/singularity.md), [biotechnology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/biotechnology.md), [nanotechnology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nanotechnology.md), [ai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Singularity University, Startup Accelerators and Investment (1:21:15–1:25:43)

The business model of Singularity University is examined, suggesting it functions more as a conference and startup accelerator than a traditional academic institution. The hosts argue that the organization uses futuristic hype to drive investment into specific companies they have a stake in.

Keywords: [singularity university](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/singularity-university.md), [jason calacanis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jason-calacanis.md), [ray kurzweil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ray-kurzweil.md), startup accelerator, [venture capital](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venture-capital.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Denmark Shooting, Free Speech and Self-Censorship (1:25:43–1:27:58)

A shooting at a free speech event in Copenhagen, Denmark, targeting cartoonist Lars Vilks, is discussed. The event is framed as a blow to the "happiest place on earth," leading to increased fear and self-censorship across Europe.

Keywords: [denmark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denmark.md), [copenhagen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copenhagen.md), lars vilks, [free speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/free-speech.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md), [censorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/censorship.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/24.md)

### 25. EU Anti-Terror Measures, Airline Data and Fascism (1:27:59–1:31:45)

European Union leaders agreed on new measures to fight terrorism, including sharing airline passenger data and removing extremist internet content. The hosts use statistical probability to argue that the legislative response is disproportionate to the actual risk of terror attacks for the average citizen.

Keywords: [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md), airline passenger data, [helle thorning-schmidt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/helle-thorning-schmidt.md), [fascism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fascism.md), [statistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/statistics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/25.md)

### 26. AUMF Hearings, Center for a New American Security (1:31:46–1:36:08)

Congressional hearings regarding the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) feature testimony from retired military officials. The hosts deconstruct the board of the Center for a New American Security (CNAS), noting ties to the Rand Corporation, Boeing, and major financial institutions.

Keywords: [aumf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aumf.md), [cnas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnas.md), [john allen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-allen.md), dick armitage, [rand corporation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rand-corporation.md), [military force](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-force.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/26.md)

### 27. UN Charter Article 51, Self-Defense and Terror Databases (1:36:09–1:38:15)

The legal definition of the "inherent right of self-defense" under Article 51 of the UN Charter is analyzed in the context of modern warfare. Additionally, data from the Global Terrorism Database at the University of Maryland is cited, claiming over 15,000 attacks occurred in 2014.

Keywords: [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [article 51](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/article-51.md), [self-defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/self-defense.md), global terrorism database, [isil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isil.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Canada Mass Shooting Plot, March 1st Predictions (1:38:17–1:39:50)

Canadian authorities reportedly foiled a planned mass shooting in a public place. This leads the hosts to revisit their prediction of a significant "event" occurring around March 1st, potentially related to the ongoing push for cybersecurity legislation.

Keywords: [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [mass shooting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mass-shooting.md), [prediction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prediction.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), [encryption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/encryption.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Ron Klain, Ebola Response and Political Skepticism (1:39:51–1:45:04)

The departure of Ron Klain as the administration's Ebola response coordinator is noted. President Obama's statement defending the response is deconstructed, highlighting the skepticism surrounding Klain's appointment as a political operative during the 2014 midterms.

Keywords: [ron klain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-klain.md), [ebola](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ebola.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md), [midterm elections](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/midterm-elections.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/29.md)

### 30. White House Ebola Summit, Tech Foundations and Rio Tinto (1:45:04–1:48:56)

A White House meeting with private sector leaders regarding the Ebola epidemic is scrutinized. The list of participants includes mining giant Rio Tinto and various tech foundations, raising questions about the involvement of Silicon Valley in West African health crises.

Keywords: [bill & melinda gates foundation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-melinda-gates-foundation.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [rio tinto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rio-tinto.md), [ebola](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ebola.md), jeffrey wright

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Melinda Gates on Education, Digital Tools and Charter Schools (1:48:57–1:53:36)

Melinda Gates' interview on education reform is analyzed, specifically her focus on "digital tools" and "personalized learning." The hosts argue that the push for computers in classrooms has historically coincided with declining student performance and serves primarily to sell hardware.

Keywords: [melinda gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/melinda-gates.md), [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md), digital tools, [charter schools](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charter-schools.md), personalized learning

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Nicholas Kristof, Evidence-Based Solutions Meme (1:53:37–1:55:25)

New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof is cited for using the phrase "evidence-based solutions" regarding social policy. The hosts identify this as a rising "meme of the month" used to silence objections to specific political agendas.

Keywords: [nicholas kristof](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicholas-kristof.md), [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), evidence-based solutions, [memes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/memes.md), [social responsibility](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-responsibility.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Saturday Night Live, ISIS Shark Tank Skit (1:55:26–1:57:51)

A Saturday Night Live skit featuring a "Shark Tank" parody with ISIS members is discussed. The satire focuses on the branding and social media strategies of the militant group, echoing themes previously explored on the No Agenda show.

Keywords: [saturday night live](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saturday-night-live.md), [snl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snl.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [shark tank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shark-tank.md), [branding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/branding.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Ukraine Ceasefire, IMF Bailout and Putin's 9/11 Threat (1:57:52–2:02:51)

The Minsk peace deal for Ukraine is detailed, including a ceasefire and a $17.5 billion IMF bailout. A sensational report from Pravda is mentioned, claiming Vladimir Putin possesses satellite evidence that 9/11 was a controlled demolition.

Keywords: [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), [nicolas sarkozy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicolas-sarkozy.md), [crimea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crimea.md), [9/11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/9-11.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Russian Aggression, Nuclear Arms Race and Irish Jets (2:02:52–2:06:27)

A former U.S. ambassador warns that further involvement in Ukraine could spark a new nuclear arms race with Russia. Meanwhile, Ireland is reportedly seeking new fighter jets due to perceived Russian aggression, despite domestic austerity measures.

Keywords: [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [nuclear weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nuclear-weapons.md), [ireland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ireland.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [mikheil saakashvili](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mikheil-saakashvili.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/35.md)

### 36. HSBC Swiss Unit Misdeeds, James Comey Connection (2:06:31–2:11:36)

HSBC's Swiss unit faces allegations of helping wealthy clients dodge taxes and launder money. The hosts highlight FBI Director James Comey's previous role on the HSBC board of directors and his history at Bridgewater Associates.

Keywords: [hsbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hsbc.md), [james comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-comey.md), [money laundering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/money-laundering.md), [tax avoidance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tax-avoidance.md), bridgewater associates

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Online Advertising Fraud, Bot Click Statistics (2:11:36–2:14:24)

A study by Oxford Biocronometrics reveals that between 88% and 98% of all online ad clicks are generated by bots rather than humans. The hosts discuss why mainstream tech publications are reluctant to report on this fundamental flaw in the internet's economic model.

Keywords: [advertising fraud](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising-fraud.md), [bots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bots.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [linkedin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linkedin.md), oxford biocronometrics

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Folkmanis Puppets, Donor Thank You and USSR History (2:14:36–2:20:12)

The hosts thank donors for various gifts, including a Folkmanis cat puppet and vintage USSR historical items. A "Baghdad International Airport challenge coin" is also acknowledged as part of the show's "value for value" support system.

Keywords: folkmanis puppets, [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [ussr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ussr.md), baghdad international airport, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/38.md)

### 39. International Donors, Anonymous Lesbian and Media Manipulation (2:20:13–2:25:03)

Donations from Poland, Germany, and Australia are read, followed by a lengthy note from "The Anonymous Lesbian." She describes how the show's deconstruction of media narratives helped her realize her frustrations were with media manipulation rather than her own community.

Keywords: [poland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poland.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [anonymous lesbian](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anonymous-lesbian.md), [media manipulation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-manipulation.md), [brian the gay crusader](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-the-gay-crusader.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Camp-Lite Trailer, Hot Pockets Sorrow Tour (2:25:03–2:27:27)

Viscount Jeffrey Gerloch offers the use of a Camp-Lite trailer for an upcoming trip. The hosts discuss the features of the unit, including its slide-out, and joke about a "Hot Pockets sorrow tour."

Keywords: camp-lite, [airstream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airstream.md), [burning man](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/burning-man.md), [hot pockets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hot-pockets.md), [travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Knighting Ceremony, Sir Mickey Keck and Sir Insta-Slave (2:27:27–2:29:12)

A formal knighting ceremony is held for Mickey Keck and the "Insta-Slave," both of whom donated $1,000 or more. They are inducted into the No Agenda Roundtable with the traditional list of celebratory indulgences.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), mickey keck, insta-slave, [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Vaccine Survey, Polio Research and Cuba HIV Strain (2:29:13–2:33:16)

An NBC survey on Congressional vaccinations is criticized for misleading headlines. Other health news includes a $3 billion payout for vaccine injuries since 1990, a synthetic polio vaccine funded by the Gates Foundation, and an aggressive HIV strain in Cuba.

Keywords: [vaccines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccines.md), [nbc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-news.md), [polio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/polio.md), [bill & melinda gates foundation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-melinda-gates-foundation.md), [cuba](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cuba.md), [hiv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hiv.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Double Nickels Origin, No Agenda Militia Joke (2:33:17–2:35:57)

The hosts clarify the origin of the "double nickels on the dime" ($55.10) donation amount, attributing it to Sir Tom the Minute Man. They also address why they discontinued the "Minuteman" title to avoid being mistaken for a real-world militia.

Keywords: [double nickels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/double-nickels.md), [sergeant fred](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sergeant-fred.md), [militia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/militia.md), minutemen, [deconstruction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deconstruction.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/43.md)

### 44. John Podesta UFO Tweets, Philip Corso and Roswell (2:36:02–2:38:30)

John Podesta, former counselor to the President, tweeted that his biggest failure of 2014 was not securing the disclosure of UFO files. This prompts a recommendation for Philip Corso's book, The Day After Roswell, regarding the history of alien technology.

Keywords: [john podesta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-podesta.md), [ufo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ufo.md), [x-files](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/x-files.md), [philip corso](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/philip-corso.md), [roswell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roswell.md), [disclosure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disclosure.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/44.md)

### 45. West Coast Port Strike, Citrus Exports and Joe Biden (2:38:31–2:42:05)

A labor dispute at 29 West Coast ports is causing a massive backlog of container ships, severely impacting California's citrus exports. The hosts also briefly mention a gaffe by Joe Biden involving the term "butt buddy," which they dismiss as regional slang.

Keywords: [port strike](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/port-strike.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), citrus, [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [labor dispute](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/labor-dispute.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Climate Change vs. Terrorism, Show Outro and Sign-off (2:42:06–2:47:45)

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest asserts that the President views climate change as a greater threat to Americans' daily lives than terrorism. The show concludes with a preview of an upcoming segment on whistleblower John Kiriakou and a final sign-off from Austin and Silicon Valley.

Keywords: [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md), [josh earnest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/josh-earnest.md), [john kiriakou](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kiriakou.md), [twit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twit.md), [sign-off](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sign-off.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/696-the-key-key-thing/chapter/46.md)

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