# Bend it Down > Diplomatic rifts widen in Munich as the White House redefines national security strategy and a major network news anchor faces a career-ending scandal over fabricated war stories. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 694 - **Published:** 2015-02-08 - **Length:** 2h 30m - **Topics:** Munich Security, [Brian Williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-williams.md), NATO expansion, [Net Neutrality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/net-neutrality.md), Quincy Agreement, Ukraine crisis, Gallup Lie - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down ## About this episode Vice President Joe Biden and European leaders Angela Merkel and Francois Hollande face a growing diplomatic rift over the provision of lethal weapons to Ukraine following the Munich Security Conference. While Senator Lindsey Graham pushes for aggressive military intervention, University of Chicago Professor John Mearsheimer warns that NATO expansion into Russia's orbit is the primary driver of the crisis. The hosts analyze the White House's 2015 National Security Strategy, which Susan Rice uses to frame global military force as a tool for maintaining international order. NBC anchor Brian Williams faces a total credibility collapse after fabricating war stories from Iraq and Hurricane Katrina, prompting a deeper look into media narcissism and the use of psychological sound effects in PBS Newshour reports. In the Middle East, Jordan launches retaliatory airstrikes against ISIS in Raqqa following the execution of a pilot, while President Obama draws fire for comparing extremist violence to the Crusades during the National Prayer Breakfast. Domestic policy takes a hit as Gallup CEO Jim Clifton labels the official 5.7 percent unemployment rate a big lie, suggesting real figures are closer to 23 percent. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak debate the football origins of the alley-oop and the zombification of modern theater audiences during a Carole King musical. The duo also explores the 1945 Quincy Agreement's impact on Saudi relations and the strange appointment of Janika Merilo in Ukraine. Sir Doug of the Channel Islands joins the Roundtable as the show prepares for a producer meetup at the Pennsylvania Hotel in New York. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/transcript.md. ### 1. New York Meetup Planning and Pennsylvania Hotel (0:00–2:33) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the program discussing weather conditions in Austin and Silicon Valley before Curry details his upcoming trip to New York. They discuss organizing a listener meetup at the Pennsylvania Hotel. Curry mentions potential assistance from local producers and regulars like Nick the Rat to coordinate the event. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [new york](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york.md), pennsylvania hotel, [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md), drone poster, [nick the rat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nick-the-rat.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Zombification of Audiences, Beatles Musical Rain Performance (2:33–8:38) Adam Curry describes a trend of "zombification" among live theater audiences, noting a lack of physical engagement during performances of the Carole King musical and the Beatles tribute show, Rain. During a visit to the Bass Concert Hall in Austin with Nurse Tracy, Curry observed a crowd that remained motionless despite the high-energy music. He recounts a humorous incident involving a selfie that inadvertently captured developmentally delayed individuals in the background. Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), bass concert hall, [the beatles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-beatles.md), [rain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rain.md), [carole king](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carole-king.md), tapestry, nurse tracy [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Bill Clinton and the Genesis of Modern American Hugging (8:39–13:27) John C. Dvorak presents a theory that modern American hugging culture originated with President Bill Clinton. Dvorak argues that Clinton's frequent public hugging set a new cultural and moral tone for the nation, a practice continued by George W. Bush and modified into a "hip-hop hug" by Barack Obama. The discussion links presidential behavior to shifts in national social greetings and physical contact norms. Keywords: [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [hugging](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hugging.md), [george w. bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-w-bush.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [social norms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-norms.md), bro pat, soul brother handshake [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Brian Williams NBC Scandal, Embellishment and Narcissism (13:27–23:36) The hosts deconstruct the credibility crisis facing NBC anchor Brian Williams following revelations of fabricated war stories in Iraq. They examine his past claims regarding Hurricane Katrina and saving a puppy, attributing his behavior to narcissistic personality disorder. A clip from an interview with Alec Baldwin is used to illustrate Williams' self-aggrandizement, while the hosts contrast his style with veteran journalist Dan Rather. Keywords: [brian williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-williams.md), [nbc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-news.md), [stars and stripes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stars-and-stripes.md), [howard kurtz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/howard-kurtz.md), aleck baldwin, [hurricane katrina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hurricane-katrina.md), [dan rather](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dan-rather.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/4.md) ### 5. Munich Security Conference, Arming Ukraine and European Rifts (23:36–29:34) Vice President Joe Biden represented the United States at the Munich Security Conference, where he pressured Vladimir Putin to exit Ukraine or face economic isolation. The hosts discuss a growing rift between the U.S. and European leaders like Angela Merkel and Francois Hollande over the provision of lethal weapons to Ukraine. Senator Lindsey Graham is criticized for his aggressive stance on arming the region against Russian influence. Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [munich security conference](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/munich-security-conference.md), [angela merkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angela-merkel.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [lindsey graham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsey-graham.md), [john mccain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mccain.md), [petro poroshenko](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/petro-poroshenko.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Netherlands Draft Reinstatement and David Hasselhoff (29:34–31:33) The Dutch parliament has reportedly discussed reinstating the military draft in response to perceived Russian aggression. The hosts mock the escalation of fear in Europe, referencing David Hasselhoff's symbolic role in the fall of the Berlin Wall. They suggest that the push toward war is making the general population increasingly anxious. Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [military draft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-draft.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [david hasselhoff](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-hasselhoff.md), [berlin wall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berlin-wall.md), [cold war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cold-war.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/6.md) ### 7. John Mearsheimer on Ukraine Neutrality and NATO Expansion (31:35–35:21) Professor John Mearsheimer of the University of Chicago argues that the West, specifically the U.S. and NATO, is responsible for the Ukraine crisis by pushing expansion into Russia's orbit. During a PBS Newshour segment, Mearsheimer proposed turning Ukraine into a neutral buffer state and taking NATO membership off the table. The hosts analyze the pushback Mearsheimer received from former Ambassador Stephen Fife and host Gwen Ifill. Keywords: [john mearsheimer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mearsheimer.md), [university of chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/university-of-chicago.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), stephen fife, [gwen ifill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gwen-ifill.md), [pbs newshour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs-newshour.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/7.md) ### 8. Janika Merilo Appointment and Provocative Online Imagery (35:21–36:50) Ukraine's Minister of Economy appointed Estonian Janika Merilo as an advisor on foreign investment and business climate. The hosts discuss Merilo's provocative social media presence, which includes photos they describe as highly unconventional for a government official. They question the optics of her appointment given the serious economic situation in Ukraine. Keywords: janika merilo, [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [estonia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/estonia.md), ministry of economy, [foreign investment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foreign-investment.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Media Sound Effects, PBS Newshour Car Rumbles (36:50–40:26) Adam Curry identifies what he believes are canned sound effects used in PBS Newshour reports, specifically a "throaty" car rumble dubbed over footage of the Ukraine conflict. He argues that these sounds are used for psychological effect to evoke a sense of historical gravity or military power. The hosts attempt to identify the specific vehicle sound, comparing it to a German staff car or a vintage Packard. Keywords: [pbs newshour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs-newshour.md), [sound effects](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sound-effects.md), [b-roll](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/b-roll.md), german staff car, [psychological operations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychological-operations.md), [media production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-production.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Helsinki Final Act and 19th Century Spheres of Influence (40:26–42:48) Former Ambassador Stephen Fife argues that Russia's actions in Ukraine violate the 19th-century concept of spheres of influence and the 1975 Helsinki Final Act. The hosts critique this internationalist perspective, suggesting that Russia's security concerns are being ignored by proponents of a "New World Order." They discuss the upcoming diplomatic meetings in Moscow and Helsinki regarding border viability. Keywords: helsinki final act, stephen fife, [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [international law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-law.md), [borders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/borders.md), spheres of influence [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/10.md) ### 11. 2015 National Security Strategy, Susan Rice and International Order (42:48–46:41) The White House released the 2015 National Security Strategy, which emphasizes an "international order" and "rules of the road." National Security Advisor Susan Rice, referred to by the hosts as "The Twerp," outlined goals including the destruction of ISIS and the modernization of NATO. The hosts argue that the language used in the document provides a blanket authorization for military force that could be applied globally. Keywords: [susan rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-rice.md), [national security strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-security-strategy.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [cuba](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cuba.md), rules of the road [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Executive Producer Donations, Valentine's Day Karma (46:41–50:20) The hosts acknowledge high-tier donations from executive producers, including Baron Jim Spitzer and Sir Lennart Renkema. Robert Smiley receives a double producership for a Valentine's Day donation, while Jean-Claude Schmid bestows "love karma" following a misdirected previous donation. The segment reinforces the show's value-for-value model. Keywords: jim spitzer, lennart renkema, [robert smiley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-smiley.md), jean-claude schmid, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Mark Hampton Letter, Kennedy and the Jet Ski Incident (50:21–55:12) A letter from producer Mark Hampton prompts Adam Curry to recount a story from his MTV days involving VJ Kennedy. Curry describes an incident at the MTV Beach House where Kennedy crashed a jet ski into his, causing a long-term injury to his hip. The segment also touches on Hampton's appreciation for the show's long-form format and his listening habits regarding Rush Limbaugh. Keywords: mark hampton, [kennedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kennedy.md), [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [jet ski](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jet-ski.md), fox business network, [rush limbaugh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rush-limbaugh.md), [relationship karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/relationship-karma.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Birthday Donations and Job Karma Requests (55:14–56:48) Listeners Michael Sosnin and Michael Towan send in donations to celebrate their birthdays and request "job karma" for upcoming career changes. The hosts perform the "Resist We Much" and "Boom Shakalaka" jingles as part of the karma ritual. The segment highlights the community interaction and personal milestones of the "No Agenda" producers. Keywords: michael sosnin, michael towan, [idaho](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/idaho.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [job karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/job-karma.md), [resist we much](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/resist-we-much.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Saudi Arabia Human Rights and the Quincy Agreement (56:59–59:30) Producer Liz Gunther asks about the Quincy Agreement and its impact on U.S. policy toward Saudi Arabia despite the kingdom's human rights record. John C. Dvorak explains the 1945 meeting between FDR and King Abdulaziz on the USS Quincy, which established the foundation for the oil-for-security relationship. The hosts contrast the lack of media outrage over Saudi executions with the criticism directed at Russia. Keywords: [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), quincy agreement, [fdr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fdr.md), [petrodollar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/petrodollar.md), [human rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), liz gunther [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Donation Totals, New York Meetup and Perp Walk E-book (59:31–1:02:27) The hosts thank David Lane for a significant donation and remind listeners of the upcoming New York meetup details to be shared via social media. They promote a new e-book by Scott McKenzie titled "Perp Walk," a short story inspired by the No Agenda show and the Dominique Strauss-Kahn affair. McKenzie is also the author of "One Day in Gitmo Nation." Keywords: david lane, [scott mckenzie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scott-mckenzie.md), [perp walk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/perp-walk.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [kindle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kindle.md), [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Jordan Airstrikes, ISIS Propaganda and Prince Charles (1:02:28–1:08:00) Following the release of a video showing the execution of a Jordanian pilot, Jordan launched retaliatory airstrikes against ISIS targets in Raqqa. The hosts critique CNN's coverage of the conflict, which they claim uses unverified file footage and propaganda from both sides. They also discuss Prince Charles's visit to Jordan to express solidarity with King Abdullah and the potential for increased military aid. Keywords: [jordan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jordan.md), [raqqa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/raqqa.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [queen rania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queen-rania.md), [king abdullah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/king-abdullah.md), [prince charles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prince-charles.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), burning man video [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/17.md) ### 18. National Prayer Breakfast, Obama and the Crusades (1:08:00–1:12:24) President Obama sparked controversy at the National Prayer Breakfast by comparing the atrocities of ISIS to the Crusades and the Inquisition. The hosts analyze the speech and a subsequent discussion by Fareed Zakaria, who argued that ISIS represents a civil war within Islam. They suggest the President's rhetoric is intended to frame the conflict as an internal religious issue that must be solved by regional actors like Jordan. Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [national prayer breakfast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-prayer-breakfast.md), the crusades, the inquisition, [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [fareed zakaria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fareed-zakaria.md), [religion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/religion.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Catholicism History and the High Horse Meme (1:12:24–1:14:10) MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell commented on the President's Prayer Breakfast speech, noting that Catholicism was historically a violent force. The hosts discuss the emergence of the "high horse" meme, referring to Obama's admonition that Christians should not be judgmental of other faiths' violent phases. They critique the media's role in amplifying this specific narrative. Keywords: [lawrence o'donnell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawrence-o-donnell.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [catholicism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/catholicism.md), high horse, [religion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/religion.md), [media narrative](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-narrative.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Etymology of the Alley-Oop, Football vs Basketball (1:14:10–1:17:36) The hosts engage in a detailed debate over the origins of the term "alley-oop." While commonly associated with basketball dunks, John C. Dvorak argues it originated as a football play involving San Francisco 49ers players Y.A. Tittle and R.C. Owens in the 1950s. They consult Wikipedia and the chat room to verify the term's transition from a high football pass to a basketball maneuver. Keywords: alley-oop, y.a. tittle, r.c. owens, [san francisco 49ers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco-49ers.md), wilt chamberlain, bill russell, sports history [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Fareed Zakaria Analysis, ISIS Hostage Narrative (1:17:37–1:22:15) Fareed Zakaria's analysis of the ISIS hostage situation is criticized by the hosts as a "farce" and a "scripted" narrative. Zakaria claimed the execution of the Jordanian pilot was a sign of ISIS desperation and an attempt to draw the U.S. into a ground war. The hosts argue that the entire scenario is being manipulated to justify military intervention and the removal of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. Keywords: [fareed zakaria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fareed-zakaria.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [japan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/japan.md), [hostages](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hostages.md), [jordan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jordan.md), ground battle, [media spin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-spin.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Obama Prayer Breakfast Clip, Our Religion Slip (1:22:15–1:27:37) Adam Curry highlights a specific moment from the National Prayer Breakfast where President Obama used the phrase "our religion" while discussing the distortion of faith by extremists. Curry argues this was a significant slip of the tongue indicating the President's personal identification with Islam, despite his immediate correction to "any religion." The hosts express surprise that mainstream media outlets did not focus on this phrasing. Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [national prayer breakfast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-prayer-breakfast.md), [islam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/islam.md), [religion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/religion.md), [slip of the tongue](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/slip-of-the-tongue.md), [media coverage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-coverage.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Rebel Without a Cause, 1950s Social Norms and Discipline (1:27:39–1:33:22) The hosts review a clip from the film "Rebel Without a Cause" where James Dean's character suggests his father should "knock his mother cold" to make her happy. This leads to a broader discussion on the evolution of social norms regarding domestic violence and corporal punishment. They reference recent comments by Pope Francis on smacking children and personal anecdotes about being disciplined with hairbrushes and belts in the 1960s and 70s. Keywords: [james dean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-dean.md), [rebel without a cause](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rebel-without-a-cause.md), [ray rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ray-rice.md), [adrian peterson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adrian-peterson.md), [pope francis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pope-francis.md), [mika brzezinski](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mika-brzezinski.md), [corporal punishment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corporal-punishment.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Flu Vaccine Ineffectiveness, Merck MMR Lawsuits (1:33:22–1:39:12) Reports from Ireland indicate hospitals are restricting visitors due to a flu outbreak, despite high vaccination rates, with officials admitting the virus has "drifted" from the vaccine strain. The hosts also discuss two unsealed lawsuits against Merck alleging the company falsified data to meet FDA efficacy requirements for the mumps component of the MMR vaccine. They suggest these legal battles are being overshadowed by the media coverage of the Disney measles outbreak. Keywords: [flu vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flu-vaccine.md), [merck](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merck.md), [mmr vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mmr-vaccine.md), [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md), disney measles outbreak, [ireland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ireland.md), [whistleblowers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whistleblowers.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Magical Shape-Shifting Jews Jingle, Producer Credits (1:39:14–1:42:49) The hosts thank high-value donors and discuss the popularity of the "Magical Shape-Shifting Jews" jingle, noting positive feedback from Jewish listeners. Philip Ismay and Richard Bell receive "de-douching" ceremonies for their contributions. The segment highlights the creative contributions of the show's "jingle meisters" and the diverse background of the producer community. Keywords: philip ismay, william carter, richard bell, sir jono, [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md), [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Global Producer Roll Call, Iceland Generalities (1:42:50–1:47:59) Donations arrive from producers in Tokyo, Japan, and Reykjavik, Iceland, with the latter providing a correction on Icelandic puffin-eating habits. The hosts acknowledge Doug Dodge's completion of the "knight layaway" plan, elevating him to the Roundtable. A collective "jobs karma" ritual is performed for all producers currently seeking employment or career advancement. Keywords: [reykjavik](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reykjavik.md), [iceland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iceland.md), [puffin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/puffin.md), westman island, doug dodge, knight layaway, [job karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/job-karma.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/26.md) ### 27. Knighting Ceremony, Sir Doug of the Channel Islands (1:48:01–1:49:58) Doug Dodge is officially knighted as "Sir Doug of the Channel Islands" for his cumulative contributions exceeding $1,000. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, listing a variety of humorous rewards including "mutton and mead" and "hookers and blow." They encourage the new knight to share photos of his No Agenda ring on social media. Keywords: doug dodge, [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), channel islands, [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/27.md) ### 28. Net Neutrality, FCC Title II and Political Scams (1:49:59–1:55:36) FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler proposed a 332-page plan for net neutrality that reclassifies broadband under Title II. John C. Dvorak argues this is a political "red herring" designed to fail in the courts, citing a Supreme Court ruling that limited the EPA's ability to change its own regulatory powers. The hosts suggest the plan is a strategic move to blame Republicans for the lack of internet regulation during the upcoming election cycle. Keywords: [tom wheeler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-wheeler.md), [fcc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fcc.md), [net neutrality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/net-neutrality.md), [title ii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/title-ii.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [epa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/epa.md), [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Unemployment Numbers, Gallup CEO and The Big Lie (1:55:37–2:04:01) The hosts critique the official U.S. unemployment rate of 5.7%, referencing an article by Gallup CEO Jim Clifton titled "The Big Lie." Clifton argues the official figure is misleading because it excludes millions of "discouraged workers" who have stopped looking for jobs. The hosts compare the official data to ShadowStats, which estimates real unemployment at 23.5%, and note the Gallup CEO's televised "paranoia" about disappearing for speaking out. Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [gallup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gallup.md), jim clifton, [unemployment rate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unemployment-rate.md), [bls](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bls.md), [shadowstats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shadowstats.md), [gdp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gdp.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/29.md) ### 30. Valley Girl Bitcoin Interview, Tim Draper's Daughter (2:04:02–2:08:53) The hosts review an interview on the "Valley Girl" show, hosted by the daughter of venture capitalist Tim Draper. They characterize the segment as a "shill" for Bitcoin, noting that Tim Draper purchased a large amount of Bitcoin from the Silk Road auction. The discussion mocks the "up-talk" and "vocal fry" of the participants while questioning the practical utility of digital currency for everyday transactions like paying rent. Keywords: [tim draper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tim-draper.md), [valley girl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valley-girl.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [silk road](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silk-road.md), [venture capital](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venture-capital.md), [digital currency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-currency.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Susan Rice on Climate Change, UN Economic Models (2:08:53–2:13:29) National Security Advisor Susan Rice is criticized for her "cliché-ridden" rhetoric regarding climate change as a national security threat. The hosts also discuss comments from UN climate official Cristiana Figueres, who stated the goal is to change the global economic development model that has existed since the Industrial Revolution. They interpret these statements as a push toward international wealth redistribution or communism. Keywords: [susan rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-rice.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), cristiana figueres, [communism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/communism.md), [national security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-security.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/31.md) ### 32. Reggie Love in the UK, QE2 Docking in San Francisco (2:13:30–2:15:22) Former Obama "body man" Reggie Love has reportedly signed on to work with UK Prime Minister David Cameron as a "chief of stuff." The hosts speculate on the nature of this political consulting role. Additionally, John C. Dvorak recounts his frustration with the Cunard shipping line after being denied access to the Queen Elizabeth 2 cruise ship while it was docked in San Francisco. Keywords: [reggie love](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reggie-love.md), [david cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-cameron.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), queen elizabeth 2, cunard, [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/32.md) ### 33. Cunard Head Waiter Interview, Luxury Cruise Entitlements (2:15:22–2:18:05) A media report featuring a head waiter on the Queen Elizabeth cruise ship describes the extreme luxury available to high-paying passengers, including personal butlers and "anything you want" menus. John C. Dvorak mocks the waiter's claim that they would "try" to make pumpkin pancakes, arguing it contradicts the promise of unlimited service. Dvorak expresses his lingering grudge against the cruise line for their lack of cooperation with his past reporting efforts. Keywords: cunard, [queen elizabeth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queen-elizabeth.md), head waiter, [luxury travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/luxury-travel.md), [caviar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/caviar.md), [lobster](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lobster.md), oryx steak [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/33.md) ### 34. Jeffrey Epstein Video Allegations, Pentagon Viagra Spending (2:18:06–2:19:50) The hosts discuss emerging allegations that the FBI possesses videos of powerful men, including Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton associates, having sex with underage girls on Jeffrey Epstein's private island. They also touch on a report that the Pentagon spends $500,000 annually on Viagra for troops. They recall similar "Viagra for rape" propaganda used against Muammar Gaddafi during the Libyan conflict. Keywords: [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [blackmail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blackmail.md), [prince andrew](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prince-andrew.md), [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [viagra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viagra.md), [military spending](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-spending.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/34.md) ### 35. Anthem Health Hack, Industrial Espionage Theories (2:19:50–2:26:27) A major data breach at health insurer Anthem affected 80 million people, with investigators blaming Chinese state-sponsored hackers. The hosts question why the hackers ignored medical records and only took personal identification data, suggesting the breach may actually be industrial espionage by a corporate competitor. They also critique the media's use of the word "cracked" and the lack of accountability for the security of the Oracle databases involved. Keywords: [anthem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthem.md), [hacking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hacking.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [industrial espionage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/industrial-espionage.md), [oracle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oracle.md), [medical records](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-records.md), [sony hack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sony-hack.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/694-bend-it-down/chapter/35.md) ### 36. Sign-off, New York Meetup Reminder and Final Clips (2:26:28–2:29:47) Adam Curry and John C. 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