# Imperial News

> Mainstream media narratives fracture over Ferguson as the White House inner circle undergoes a major shakeup and European leaders push a massive new infrastructure investment plan.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 673
- **Published:** 2014-11-27
- **Length:** 3h 5m
- **Topics:** Imperial News, Ferguson unrest, Warrior Cop, Hagel resignation, [Net Neutrality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/net-neutrality.md), Sluggish Cognitive Tempo
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news

## About this episode

NBC anchor Brian Williams faces intense scrutiny for his performative reporting from Ferguson, Missouri, where he claimed to witness urban combat and shell casings underfoot while earning a $14 million salary. The media spectacle surrounding the grand jury decision is further complicated by CNN reporter Don Lemon, who noted the smell of marijuana during live unrest, and President Barack Obama, who mistakenly referred to the legal proceedings as a verdict.

Secondary developments include the rise of the Warrior Cop as SWAT teams increasingly execute routine drug warrants instead of hostage rescues. In Cleveland, the shooting of Tamir Rice by local police has sparked new debates over media framing and the use of childhood photos to elicit sympathy. Meanwhile, Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel resigned following reported friction with National Security Advisor Susan Rice over Syria policy, while Home Secretary Theresa May introduced a UK counter-terrorism bill that mandates IP address logging. In the European Union, Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker announced a 315 billion euro investment plan relying on a controversial 1-to-15 leverage ratio.

John C. Dvorak offers a skeptical take on Thanksgiving, labeling it a manufactured holiday created by Abraham Lincoln to honor Civil War dead. The segment features a review of the Michael Keaton film Birdman and a warning from Adam Curry regarding a lethal batch of white heroin being sold as cocaine in Amsterdam. The episode concludes with the official knighting of long-time donor Sir Harry Pilgrim.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/transcript.md.

### 1. Ferguson Live Report, Brian Williams and Media Salaries (0:00–1:32)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the show from Amsterdam and the Pacific Northwest, respectively. They critique NBC anchor Brian Williams for reporting live from the cold in Ferguson, Missouri, noting his reported $12 million to $14 million annual salary. The hosts mock the performative nature of mainstream media coverage regarding the unrest in Ferguson.

Keywords: [ferguson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ferguson.md), [brian williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-williams.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), media salaries, [missouri](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/missouri.md), [reporting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reporting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Thanksgiving History, Abraham Lincoln and Holiday Skepticism (1:32–4:42)

John C. Dvorak argues that Thanksgiving is a manufactured holiday, claiming its modern iteration was created by Abraham Lincoln to honor Civil War dead rather than being a direct continuation of Pilgrim traditions. He recounts how his children were nearly expelled from school for sharing his skeptical views on the holiday's origins. The discussion touches on the transition from traditional harvest festivals to the current national holiday.

Keywords: [thanksgiving](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thanksgiving.md), [abraham lincoln](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abraham-lincoln.md), [pilgrims](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pilgrims.md), truman administration, [harvest festival](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harvest-festival.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Obama Turkey Pardon, Mac and Cheese Meme (4:43–9:20)

President Barack Obama pardons two turkeys named Mac and Cheese, which the hosts interpret as a cultural signal regarding "depression food." They analyze Obama's speech, noting a verbal gaffe where he suggests people at a food pantry can "wear" turkeys. The segment also explores the commercial scale of the turkey farm in Virginia providing the birds.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [turkey pardon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey-pardon.md), [mac and cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md), [virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia.md), food pantry

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Presidential Proclamation, Wampanoag Indians and Immigration Subtext (9:21–12:38)

The hosts deconstruct the 2014 Presidential Proclamation for Thanksgiving, focusing on the narrative of the Wampanoag people. They argue that Obama's retelling of the Pilgrim story is a subtle rhetorical tool used to support his executive actions on immigration. The analysis suggests the speech frames historical native hospitality as a precedent for welcoming undocumented immigrants.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [wampanoag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wampanoag.md), [library of congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/library-of-congress.md), [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md), [pilgrims](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pilgrims.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Obama Chicago Speech, Scripted Heckling and NLP (12:39–17:55)

Adam Curry analyzes a speech given by President Obama in Chicago, asserting that a heckling incident involving immigration activists was a scripted event. He highlights Obama's stuttering and verbal patterns as evidence of a controlled performance. The hosts discuss how such disruptions are used to transition into specific policy "payloads" for the media.

Keywords: [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [heckling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heckling.md), [neuro-linguistic programming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neuro-linguistic-programming.md), [code pink](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/code-pink.md), [immigration law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration-law.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Executive Action Payload, Teleprompter Usage and Political Theater (17:56–24:08)

The discussion continues regarding Obama's Chicago appearance, focusing on his defense of executive actions on immigration. The hosts point out his use of the slogan "felons, not families" and his admission of going "off-script." They critique the omnipresence of giant teleprompters at presidential events, suggesting the "emperor has no clothes" regarding spontaneous political speech.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [teleprompter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/teleprompter.md), [executive action](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-action.md), prosecutorial discretion, [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Preschool Enrollment, High Quality Pre-K and Brainwashing (24:10–25:41)

Obama's proposal to enroll six million children in high-quality preschool by the end of the decade is scrutinized. The hosts interpret the push for early childhood education as a way to remove mothers from the home and place children into state-controlled environments early. They characterize the initiative as a form of institutional brainwashing.

Keywords: [preschool](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/preschool.md), [pre-k](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pre-k.md), [education policy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education-policy.md), [workforce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/workforce.md), [brainwashing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brainwashing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Don Lemon Ferguson Report, Marijuana Smell and Media Gaffes (25:43–31:10)

The hosts mock CNN's Don Lemon for his reporting in Ferguson, specifically a clip where he notes the "smell of marijuana in the air" while appearing disoriented. They also highlight President Obama's verbal slip where he referred to the grand jury decision as a "verdict." The segment critiques the sensationalist and often clumsy nature of cable news coverage during civil unrest.

Keywords: [don lemon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/don-lemon.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [ferguson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ferguson.md), [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), [grand jury](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grand-jury.md), [verdict](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/verdict.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/8.md)

### 9. European Media Perspective, Ferguson Racism Narrative (31:10–34:41)

Adam Curry provides a report on how European outlets like the BBC and EuroNews are covering the Ferguson protests. He notes that the international narrative focuses heavily on American racism and the "white cop vs. unarmed black teen" trope. However, he observes that the European public seems largely indifferent to the media's attempts to spark outrage.

Keywords: [europe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/europe.md), [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), [euronews](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euronews.md), [racism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racism.md), [missouri](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/missouri.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Tamir Rice Shooting, Cleveland Police and Media Framing (34:41–39:03)

The hosts discuss the shooting of Tamir Rice in Cleveland, comparing the media's handling of the event to the Michael Brown case. They analyze how specific images are chosen by news organizations to elicit sympathy, such as using older, more "innocent" photos of the victims. The discussion touches on the role of Al Sharpton and the politicization of police shootings.

Keywords: tamir rice, [cleveland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cleveland.md), bb gun, [media framing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-framing.md), [michael brown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-brown.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Rudy Giuliani, Black Community Crime and Militarization (39:03–41:30)

Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani's comments regarding crime rates in the black community are reviewed. The hosts discuss his assertion that police presence is a reaction to crime data rather than racial motivation. They also address the militarization of police in Ferguson, noting that much of the heavy equipment came from St. Louis rather than the local department.

Keywords: [rudy giuliani](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rudy-giuliani.md), [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md), [crime statistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crime-statistics.md), [militarization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/militarization.md), [st. louis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/st-louis.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/11.md)

### 12. SWAT Team Proliferation, Rise of the Warrior Cop (41:34–45:40)

An Economist report on the rise of SWAT teams in the United States is featured, citing Radley Balko's research. The segment highlights the transition from SWAT being used for hostage situations to being used for routine drug warrants. The hosts express concern over the "Warrior Cop" mentality and the use of military-grade equipment against civilians.

Keywords: [swat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/swat.md), [radley balko](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/radley-balko.md), [police militarization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-militarization.md), drug warrants, flashbang

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/12.md)

### 13. MSNBC Coverage, Al Sharpton and White Supremacy Claims (45:40–51:37)

The hosts critique MSNBC's coverage of the Ferguson grand jury announcement, specifically targeting guest Mychal Denzel Smith from The Nation. Smith's claim that the United States was founded on white supremacy and racism is mocked. They argue that such rhetoric is part of a scripted effort to incite a race war and maintain social division.

Keywords: [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [al sharpton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-sharpton.md), [the nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-nation.md), [white supremacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-supremacy.md), [systemic racism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/systemic-racism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Wine Recommendations, Beaujolais for Turkey (51:38–54:08)

John C. Dvorak provides wine pairing advice for Thanksgiving dinner, recommending Beaujolais for its high acidity to cut through the flavor of the turkey. He also suggests Oregon Pinot Noir as a secondary option. The hosts briefly discuss the merits of chilling Beaujolais to add "dimensionality" to the meal.

Keywords: [wine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wine.md), [beaujolais](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beaujolais.md), [pinot noir](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pinot-noir.md), [oregon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oregon.md), thanksgiving dinner

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Executive Producer Donations, Wine and Newsletter Photos (54:08–1:00:19)

The hosts thank high-tier donors, including Sir Don Tommaso from Ontario, who sent a note about CNN's "incendiary" coverage. They discuss home-vinted un-oaked Merlot and a newsletter photo of Megyn Kelly. Other donors from Iowa and New York are acknowledged for their support of the "Value for Value" model.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [ontario](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ontario.md), merlot, [megyn kelly](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/megyn-kelly.md), [newsletter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsletter.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Prepper Culture, Martial Law and Stockpiling (1:00:20–1:04:38)

A donation from a "prepper" in Texas leads to a discussion about stockpiling weapons and food. The hosts mock the idea of an imminent apocalyptic event or martial law, comparing it to the "crank radio" culture of NPR listeners. Dvorak argues that in a real emergency, he would simply drive to a motel in Sacramento rather than use a survival kit.

Keywords: [preppers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/preppers.md), [martial law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/martial-law.md), [ammo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ammo.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), earthquake kits

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Random Number Three, Coincidence and Hillary Clinton (1:04:38–1:08:09)

John C. Dvorak discusses the "random number three" phenomenon after receiving two identical donation amounts of $234.56 back-to-back. The segment includes a sound bite of Hillary Clinton's "What difference does it make?" testimony and a mention of the Luck Dragon from Zero Hedge.

Keywords: random numbers, [probability](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/probability.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [benghazi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benghazi.md), luck dragon

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Film Promotion, Aftermath and Birdman Review (1:08:10–1:11:44)

The hosts discuss the film *Aftermath*, starring Anthony Michael Hall and Chris Penn, which was promoted by a donor. Dvorak also gives a glowing review of the movie *Birdman*, starring Michael Keaton, calling it "astonishingly entertaining" and suggesting that anyone who doesn't like it is "soulless."

Keywords: [aftermath](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aftermath.md), anthony michael hall, birdman, [michael keaton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-keaton.md), quad cinema

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Grammar Improvements, Uncle Don and Mac and Cheese Karma (1:11:46–1:18:29)

Listeners thank the hosts for improving their public speaking by highlighting common verbal crutches. The segment features a tribute to "Uncle Don" and his book *Potsherds*. It concludes with a "Mac and Cheese" karma montage inspired by Obama's turkey names, featuring an Ayn Rand parody.

Keywords: [grammar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grammar.md), [amateur radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amateur-radio.md), [uncle don](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uncle-don.md), [mac and cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md), [ayn rand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ayn-rand.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Sunday Show Logistics, Plunger Anecdote and Formula (1:18:29–1:22:18)

Adam Curry discusses his travel plans from the Netherlands back to the US to prepare for the Sunday show. A humorous and slightly contentious exchange occurs regarding a clogged toilet at his home and whether his wife, Mickey, knows how to use a plunger. They reiterate the "No Agenda formula" of deconstructing media.

Keywords: [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [atlanta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/atlanta.md), plunger, [travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Brian Williams Urban Combat, Ferguson Shell Casings (1:22:20–1:24:49)

The hosts return to Brian Williams' reporting, mocking his use of the term "urban combat" to describe the Ferguson riots. They question his claim of seeing "shell casings underfoot" on the roadway, suggesting the imagery is exaggerated for dramatic effect. The segment critiques the "Imperial News" style of NBC's rollout.

Keywords: [brian williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-williams.md), [nbc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-news.md), [urban combat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/urban-combat.md), [shell casings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shell-casings.md), [ferguson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ferguson.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Black Pete, Pent-up Hostility and Swatting (1:24:49–1:29:10)

Adam Curry compares the Ferguson unrest to the "Black Pete" (Zwarte Piet) controversy in the Netherlands, suggesting both are outlets for general pent-up hostility rather than specific issues. The discussion moves to the phenomenon of "swatting" and how the American public has become complacent regarding police overreach and martial law.

Keywords: [black pete](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-pete.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [swatting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/swatting.md), [civil unrest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civil-unrest.md), [police state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-state.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/22.md)

### 23. NBC Nightly News Intro, Imperial News and Baghdad Comparisons (1:29:10–1:34:07)

The hosts analyze the bombastic musical intro of NBC Nightly News, labeling it "The Imperial News." They critique a segment where Brian Williams compares the Ferguson skyline and police gear to his experiences in Baghdad. The discussion covers the legal hurdles for a federal civil rights case against Officer Darren Wilson.

Keywords: [nbc nightly news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-nightly-news.md), [brian williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-williams.md), [baghdad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baghdad.md), [st. louis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/st-louis.md), imperial news

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Miguel Almaguer Report, Al Sharpton and Season's Greetings (1:34:07–1:39:33)

Adam Curry critiques NBC reporter Miguel Almaguer for a lack of "gravitas" in his Ferguson reporting. They also play a clip of Al Sharpton calling for new legislation in the wake of the Michael Brown shooting. The hosts find irony in a "Season's Greetings" sign hanging over the riot-torn streets of Ferguson.

Keywords: [miguel almaguer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miguel-almaguer.md), [al sharpton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-sharpton.md), [ferguson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ferguson.md), [nbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc.md), [st. louis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/st-louis.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Unprivileged Enemy Belligerents, DOD Terminology and FEMA Camps (1:39:34–1:45:38)

The Department of Defense has updated its terminology, replacing "unlawful enemy combatant" with "unprivileged enemy belligerent." The hosts examine the new definitions, which include "privileged belligerents" and "civilian internees." They suggest these linguistic shifts are preparations for expanded detention powers and "FEMA camps."

Keywords: [department of defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-defense.md), [enemy belligerent](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/enemy-belligerent.md), [geneva convention](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geneva-convention.md), [fema camps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fema-camps.md), [terminology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terminology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Chuck Hagel Resignation, Susan Rice and ISIS Policy (1:45:39–1:49:54)

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel's resignation is discussed as a result of friction with National Security Advisor Susan Rice. Reports suggest Hagel was pressured out after sending a memo criticizing the administration's Syria policy regarding Bashar al-Assad. The hosts characterize Hagel as being "skewered" by the White House inner circle.

Keywords: [chuck hagel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chuck-hagel.md), [susan rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-rice.md), [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), [bashar al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bashar-al-assad.md), [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Twerp Definition, Susan Rice and Valerie Jarrett (1:49:55–1:53:55)

Adam Curry defends his use of the word "twerp" to describe Susan Rice, clarifying that it refers to a "contemptible person" rather than a comment on height. The hosts speculate that Valerie Jarrett and Susan Rice are the true powers behind the Obama administration's policy decisions. They also note Michelle Flournoy's refusal to be considered for the Defense Secretary position.

Keywords: [susan rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-rice.md), [valerie jarrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-jarrett.md), twerp, [michelle flournoy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-flournoy.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/27.md)

### 28. UK Counter-Terrorism Bill, Theresa May and Surveillance (1:53:56–1:58:30)

Home Secretary Theresa May introduces new counter-terrorism legislation in the UK that would grant authorities the power to question citizens about their travel and mandate the retention of IP address logs. Adam Curry describes the UK as a "beta test" for a global police state. The bill is compared to a modernized, cyber-focused version of the US Patriot Act.

Keywords: [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md), [theresa may](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theresa-may.md), [patriot act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patriot-act.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [ip addresses](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ip-addresses.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Catch the Gaffe, AC/DC Drummer and Interest Rates (1:58:31–2:00:08)

A new segment called "Catch the Gaffe" features a news report mistakenly calling 60-year-old AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd a "six-year-old." The hosts also briefly touch on the European Central Bank's interest rates being at zero and the implications for the Eurozone economy.

Keywords: phil rudd, [ac/dc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ac-dc.md), [new zealand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-zealand.md), [interest rates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/interest-rates.md), [european central bank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-central-bank.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Jean-Claude Juncker Investment Plan, Third Lung and Infrastructure (2:00:09–2:06:05)

EU Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker announces a 315 billion euro investment plan to "kickstart" the European economy. The plan relies on a 1-to-15 leverage ratio of public and private funds. The hosts mock Juncker's "third lung" metaphor and suggest the infrastructure projects are likely "American-style scams" designed to benefit political insiders.

Keywords: [jean-claude juncker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jean-claude-juncker.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [infrastructure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/infrastructure.md), [public-private partnership](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-private-partnership.md), [investment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/investment.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Herman Van Rompuy Bust, High Dutch and Elitism (2:06:05–2:09:05)

Outgoing European Council President Herman Van Rompuy is honored with a bust in the European Parliament building. Adam Curry discusses the "High Dutch" language used by elites in the Netherlands, comparing the disconnect between European politicians and the general public to that of the US Congress.

Keywords: [herman van rompuy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/herman-van-rompuy.md), [european parliament](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-parliament.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), high dutch, [elitism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elitism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Harry Pilgrim Knighthood, Handcrafted Beer and Back Office (2:09:06–2:12:30)

A long-time donor, Harry Pilgrim, requests knighthood after completing a three-year contribution plan. There is a brief confusion between the hosts regarding his donation notes. Pilgrim offers to provide the "peerage" with handcrafted lagers and ales in exchange for malted barley and hops at the Round Table.

Keywords: [harry pilgrim](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harry-pilgrim.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [beer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beer.md), [brewing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brewing.md), [virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Associate Executive Producers, Pells Markers and Global Donors (2:12:31–2:16:55)

The hosts acknowledge a large group of donors, including Sir Stephen von Helsmacher from Belgium and various producers from Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Texas. They struggle with technical issues involving "Pells markers" on their screens while reading the credits for show 673.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [pennsylvania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pennsylvania.md), [virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia.md), [belgium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/belgium.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/33.md)

### 34. International Donors, Finland Internet and Taylor Bentley Ringtone (2:16:56–2:24:05)

Donations arrive from Russia, Germany, and Finland. The hosts discuss reports of Finland's internet cables being rerouted through Sweden as preparation for a summit with Russia. A special segment is recorded for donor Taylor Bentley, providing her father with a custom ringtone of John Dvorak shouting her name.

Keywords: [finland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/finland.md), [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), taylor bentley, [ringtones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ringtones.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Knighting Ceremony, Sir Pilgrim and Value for Value (2:24:06–2:29:28)

Harry Pilgrim is officially knighted as "Sir Pilgrim" of the No Agenda Round Table. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, listing the various "libations and provisions" available to the knights. They encourage listeners to continue the "Value for Value" model to prevent the hosts from having to sell "seeds and iodine."

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [harry pilgrim](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harry-pilgrim.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Sluggish Cognitive Tempo, Daydreaming Disorder and Adderall (2:29:30–2:33:14)

The Journal of Abnormal Child Psychology has introduced "Sluggish Cognitive Tempo" (SCT) as a new psychiatric diagnosis, which the hosts characterize as the medicalization of daydreaming. They argue this is an expansion of the ADHD market designed to sell more stimulants like Adderall to children.

Keywords: sct, [adhd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adhd.md), [dsm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dsm.md), [adderall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adderall.md), [psychology today](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychology-today.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/36.md)

### 37. State of Affairs, Katherine Heigl and North Korea Human Rights (2:33:15–2:38:16)

The hosts critique the NBC series *State of Affairs*, starring Katherine Heigl, as a "gloss" for government propaganda regarding Russia and North Korea. They transition to real-world news about a UN commission finding that North Korea's human rights abuses "exceed all others in horror," suggesting the media uses fictional shows to reinforce these narratives.

Keywords: katherine heigl, [nbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc.md), state of affairs, [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), un commission

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Afghanistan Troop Increase, Taliban Fighting and Bad Cocaine (2:38:16–2:41:04)

Reports indicate that the US may increase troop levels in Afghanistan by another thousand soldiers to fight the Taliban, despite previous withdrawal plans. In a separate update from Amsterdam, Adam Curry warns tourists about a "bad batch" of cocaine, known as white heroin, that has caused multiple deaths.

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [taliban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taliban.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [cocaine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cocaine.md), white heroin

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Family Fights Study, Heated Debates and Reality TV (2:41:05–2:44:01)

A new study suggests that children who witness "heated debates" at the dinner table become better communicators. The hosts mock the study, questioning whether it refers to intellectual debate or domestic strife. This leads to a brief discussion of reality TV shows on the Bravo network, such as *Below Deck*.

Keywords: family fights, [communication](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/communication.md), [reality tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reality-tv.md), [bravo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bravo.md), below deck

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Hollywood Memorabilia Auction, Cowardly Lion and Art Inflation (2:44:02–2:47:11)

The Cowardly Lion costume from *The Wizard of Oz* and the piano from *Casablanca* sold at auction for over $3 million each. The hosts discuss the inflation of the art and memorabilia markets, noting that many collectors are selling off high-value items like Warhols due to the current economic climate.

Keywords: [wizard of oz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wizard-of-oz.md), [casablanca](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/casablanca.md), [auction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/auction.md), warhol, [art market](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/art-market.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/40.md)

### 41. New Jersey Sex by Fraud Bill, Rape Legislation and Lying (2:47:13–2:51:07)

New Jersey Assemblyman Troy Singleton has introduced a bill that would make "lying to get someone to have sex" legally equivalent to rape. The legislation, supported by an activist who was deceived by her ex-husband's credentials, could result in 10 to 20 years in prison. The hosts mock the bill as an unenforceable overreach of personal responsibility.

Keywords: [new jersey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-jersey.md), troy singleton, sex by fraud, [rape](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rape.md), [legislation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legislation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Oil by Rail, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett (2:51:08–2:54:17)

The hosts discuss the economic interests behind the Keystone XL pipeline delay, noting that Bill Gates and Warren Buffett benefit significantly from transporting oil via rail. They highlight the increasing number of rail mishaps and explosions, suggesting the "oil by rail" business is a protected scam for major investors.

Keywords: [bill gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md), [warren buffett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/warren-buffett.md), [keystone xl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keystone-xl.md), canadian national railway, oil by rail

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Anna Chapman, Russian Tank Maneuvers and Glamour (2:54:18–2:56:38)

Ex-spy Anna Chapman is reportedly being used by Vladimir Putin to "pretty up" the image of the Russian army through promotional films. A report from the Daily Beast describes her life in Moscow, noting that despite her international fame, she is often unrecognized in her own neighborhood.

Keywords: [anna chapman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anna-chapman.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [daily beast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daily-beast.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/43.md)

### 44. New York Times Net Neutrality, House of Cards and Outro (2:56:38–3:05:00)

The New York Times released a video explaining net neutrality using *House of Cards* as a reference point. The hosts critique the video's "packets as packages" analogy and David Carr's analysis, arguing that net neutrality is a "wonky" cover for the FCC to gain total control over the internet. The show concludes with a preview of Sunday's episode.

Keywords: [net neutrality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/net-neutrality.md), [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), [fcc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fcc.md), [house of cards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/house-of-cards.md), david carr

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/673-imperial-news/chapter/44.md)

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