# Johnson's Johnson, Jump! > Geopolitical tensions in Ukraine and Syria collide with corporate interests as the hosts deconstruct State Department propaganda and the mainstream media's obsession with celebrity engagements. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 609 - **Published:** 2014-04-17 - **Length:** 3h 12m - **Topics:** [Snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snowden.md), [Petro-dollar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/petro-dollar.md), [Heartbleed](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heartbleed.md), [Common Core](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/common-core.md), [Tesla](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tesla.md), [Syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [Putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/putin.md) - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump ## About this episode Edward Snowden appeared via a pre-recorded video on Vladimir Putin's annual call-in show, questioning the Russian President on mass surveillance. Putin denied the existence of American-style data collection, citing strict legal regulations and a lack of technical resources. The exchange highlights the ongoing geopolitical theater as Western corporations like Siemens continue drilling for fossil fuels in the Arctic despite U.S. sanctions. State Department spokesperson Jen Psaki released a document titled Russian Fiction: The Sequel, which the hosts critique for its simplified tone regarding the Ukraine conflict. Meanwhile, CIA Director John Brennan confirmed a visit to Kiev as former National Security Advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski urged the White House to provide defensive weaponry instead of food rations. In Syria, Secretary of State John Kerry is reportedly consulting with retired generals David Petraeus and Jack Keane, while journalist Seymour Hersh suggests Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan may have orchestrated false flag chemical attacks to provoke U.S. intervention. Daytime television reached a peak of absurdity as Jenny McCarthy announced her engagement on The View, providing a stark contrast to the removal of Saudi intelligence chief Prince Bandar bin Sultan. The hosts also examine the tragic case of Wu-Tang Clan affiliate Andre Johnson and the suspicious branding of the Heartbleed security bug. This episode features a formal knighting ceremony for top producers Stephen Wallard and Don Kiel. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/transcript.md. ### 1. Sonic Toothbrush Technology and Personal Hygiene Habits (0:00–2:45) The hosts discuss personal hygiene routines while staying at a property in the Pacific Northwest. One host describes using a high-end sonic electric toothbrush provided by a "knight" of the show, noting that dentists can distinguish between users of subsonic and professional-grade sonic brushes based on teeth cleanliness. Keywords: sonic toothbrush, [dental hygiene](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dental-hygiene.md), electric toothbrush, healthcare professional, [knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Edward Snowden Video Message on Vladimir Putin Call-in Show (2:47–10:07) Edward Snowden appeared via a pre-recorded video message during a televised call-in show featuring Russian President Vladimir Putin. Snowden questioned Putin on whether Russia engages in mass surveillance similar to the United States. Putin responded by claiming Russian intelligence is strictly regulated by law and lacks the financial resources and technical devices utilized by American agencies. Keywords: [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [russia today](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia-today.md), [mass surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mass-surveillance.md), intelligence services [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Western Corporations Continue Business Operations in Russia (10:07–11:52) Despite U.S.-led sanctions against Moscow, Western corporations like Siemens continue to partner with Russian firms to drill for fossil fuels in the Arctic. The polar seabed is estimated to hold a quarter of the world's untapped oil and gas reserves. The ongoing business deals suggest a disconnect between corporate interests and the military tensions stoked by Western governments. Keywords: [siemens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/siemens.md), [arctic drilling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arctic-drilling.md), [fossil fuels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fossil-fuels.md), [sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctions.md), [moscow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moscow.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/3.md) ### 4. State Department Fact Sheet on Russian Fiction in Ukraine (11:55–14:05) State Department spokesperson Jen Psaki referenced a document titled "Russian Fiction: The Sequel," which outlines ten false claims made by Russia regarding the conflict in Ukraine. The document quotes President Barack Obama and accuses the Russian propaganda machine of inciting violence through disinformation. The hosts critique the document's tone, likening it to news for children. Keywords: [jen psaki](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jen-psaki.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/4.md) ### 5. CIA Director John Brennan Visit to Kiev and AK-74 Technicalities (14:07–19:00) White House spokesperson Jay Carney confirmed that CIA Director John Brennan visited Kiev as part of a European trip, following Russian media reports of his presence. The discussion shifts to technical details of Russian weaponry mentioned in State Department documents, specifically distinguishing between the AK-47 and the newer AK-74 model. Keywords: [john brennan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-brennan.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [kiev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kiev.md), ak-74, [jay carney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jay-carney.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Jenny McCarthy Engagement Announcement on The View (19:00–20:51) The hosts highlight a segment from "The View" where Jenny McCarthy announced her engagement. They contrast this mainstream media focus with the geopolitical gravity of the Russia-Ukraine crisis. The emotional reaction of the audience and Barbara Walters is noted as a peak moment in daytime television theater. Keywords: [jenny mccarthy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jenny-mccarthy.md), [the view](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-view.md), [barbara walters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barbara-walters.md), [engagement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/engagement.md), [pop culture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pop-culture.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Zbigniew Brzezinski Proposes Defensive Weaponry for Ukraine (20:52–22:33) Former National Security Advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski appeared on "Morning Joe" to argue that the U.S. should provide Ukraine with defensive weaponry to signal resolve to Vladimir Putin. He criticized the current U.S. response of providing pre-packaged food rations, stating that military conflicts cannot be won with "pancakes." Keywords: [zbigniew brzezinski](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zbigniew-brzezinski.md), [mika brzezinski](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mika-brzezinski.md), [morning joe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morning-joe.md), defensive weaponry, [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/7.md) ### 8. Samantha Power and Economic Sanctions Against Russia (22:34–26:43) U.S. Ambassador to the UN Samantha Power discussed the impact of sanctions on the Russian economy, noting the ruble's all-time low and a 20% depreciation in the Russian stock market. She warned that sectoral sanctions against energy, banking, and mining remain on the table if Russian behavior in Ukraine continues. Keywords: [samantha power](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/samantha-power.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [ruble](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ruble.md), russian stock market, [sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctions.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Market Speculation and the Future of the Petro-Dollar (26:44–28:27) The discussion explores how geopolitical instability and sanctions create opportunities for market speculators to profit from currency and stock fluctuations. There is a broader analysis of the threat to the U.S. petro-dollar and potential shifts toward SDR (Special Drawing Rights) valuations as international "drinking clubs" like the G20 seek alternatives to U.S. financial dominance. Keywords: [petro-dollar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/petro-dollar.md), [g20](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/g20.md), [sdr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sdr.md), [market panic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/market-panic.md), currency valuation [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Tom Friedman Energy Policy and 1973 Oil Embargo Comparison (28:28–33:14) New York Times columnist Tom Friedman expressed hope that Vladimir Putin would cut off gas to Europe to trigger a clean-tech revolution similar to the 1973 Arab Oil Embargo. One host counters this by recounting the negative economic impacts of the 1970s energy crisis, arguing it hurt the U.S. auto industry rather than launching a sustainable solar industry. Keywords: [tom friedman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-friedman.md), [oil embargo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-embargo.md), [solar energy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/solar-energy.md), [clean tech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clean-tech.md), [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/10.md) ### 11. Elon Musk Government Subsidies and Tesla Owner Culture (33:15–38:20) The hosts critique Elon Musk's business ventures, including Tesla, SpaceX, and SolarCity, claiming they are heavily dependent on government subsidies and carbon credits. They also discuss the perceived "douchey" culture of Tesla owners and the long-term viability of electric vehicle batteries compared to luxury internal combustion cars like Jaguars or Rolls Royces. Keywords: [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md), [tesla](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tesla.md), solarcity, [spacex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spacex.md), [carbon credits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-credits.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/11.md) ### 12. John Kerry Consults Retired Generals on Syria Strategy (38:20–40:11) Secretary of State John Kerry has reportedly been "huddling" with retired generals David Petraeus and Jack Keane to discuss military options in Syria. Petraeus, now a consultant for private equity firm KKR, was an architect of the Iraq surge. The hosts express concern that this "cabal" of officials is pushing for intervention despite the military's reluctance. Keywords: [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [david petraeus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-petraeus.md), jack keane, [kkr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kkr.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Seymour Hersh and Turkish False Flag Claims in Syria (40:12–43:14) Journalist Seymour Hersh appeared on "Democracy Now" to discuss evidence that the chemical weapons attacks in Syria may have involved homemade rockets rather than Syrian army munitions. He suggests that Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan may have been involved in a scheme to provoke a U.S. military response against the Assad regime. Keywords: [seymour hersh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seymour-hersh.md), [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [recep tayyip erdogan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recep-tayyip-erdogan.md), [sarin gas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarin-gas.md), [false flag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/false-flag.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Saudi Intelligence Shifts and Prince Bandar Dismissal (43:15–46:48) Prince Bandar bin Sultan, the long-time head of Saudi intelligence and a key link to the Bush administration, has been removed from his post. This shift occurs amid a quiet visit by President Obama to Saudi Arabia. The hosts speculate on the influence of neoconservative figures like Paul Wolfowitz and the lack of transparency regarding these high-level diplomatic meetings. Keywords: prince bandar, [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), [intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [paul wolfowitz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-wolfowitz.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/14.md) ### 15. No Agenda Art Generator and Clip Show Announcement (46:49–50:07) The hosts thank the community for episode art and announce an upcoming "clip show" produced by Ramsey Cain. This special episode is designed to help listeners catch up on previous segments, acknowledging that the long format of the show can be difficult for some to keep up with regularly. Keywords: [art generator](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/art-generator.md), [clip show](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clip-show.md), [producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producer.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [community](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/community.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Lesbian Bed Death and Testosterone Observations (50:08–51:46) A host revisits a previous discussion regarding "lesbian bed death," the phenomenon where sexual activity declines in long-term female same-sex relationships. The conversation includes a brief anecdote about observing individuals at a grocery store and speculation about the use of testosterone within the community. Keywords: [lesbian bed death](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lesbian-bed-death.md), [testosterone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/testosterone.md), [monterey foods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monterey-foods.md), [social observation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-observation.md), [anecdote](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anecdote.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/16.md) ### 17. NPR and PBS Funding Model Critique (51:47–53:22) The hosts criticize the funding models of NPR and PBS, arguing that "underwriting" from corporations like Carbonite is indistinguishable from traditional advertising. They claim these organizations "triple dip" by taking government tax exemptions, corporate money, and listener donations in exchange for low-value items like tote bags and mugs. Keywords: [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md), [underwriting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/underwriting.md), bill and melinda gates, [public broadcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-broadcasting.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Executive Producer Donations and Bitcoin Bonanza (53:24–56:05) The show acknowledges significant financial contributions from producers, including an $850 donation from Stephen Woullard and a $420 donation from Sir David Foley. Foley promotes his 4K television business, while the hosts play a "Bitcoin Bonanza" jingle featuring Taylor Swift and Elon Musk. Keywords: [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), stephen woullard, [david foley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-foley.md), [4k tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/4k-tv.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Listener Feedback and Club 33 Status Update (56:06–1:00:24) Listeners provide feedback on various topics, including the Bureau of Land Management and the "Club 33" segment. One host addresses rumors about the club's closure, citing structural issues like termite damage and permit problems, while the other host suggests it may just be laziness or a lack of interest from their spouses. Keywords: [club 33](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/club-33.md), [bureau of land management](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bureau-of-land-management.md), [mac and cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md), [west virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/west-virginia.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/19.md) ### 20. PhD Chemist and CNN Airplane Coverage Observations (1:00:25–1:04:15) A PhD chemist donates to the show, noting how the "No Agenda" analysis of the LAX shooting and the "six-week cycle" changed his perspective. Another listener describes the absurdity of CNN's ongoing coverage of the missing Malaysia Airlines flight, which featured experts speculating on the plane landing intact on the ocean. Keywords: [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [mh370](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mh370.md), phd chemist, [mac and cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md), addictive food [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/20.md) ### 21. International Listeners and Ham Radio Diplomacy (1:04:15–1:06:01) The hosts read a letter from a listener in Russia who uses the podcast to practice English. This leads to a discussion about ham radio (amateur radio), where one host describes communicating with operators in Cuba, Ukraine, and Russia via Morse code and sideband, suggesting that "hams" could run the world more peacefully. Keywords: [ham radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [cuba](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cuba.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [morse code](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morse-code.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Tokyo Taxis and Uber Competition in Berkeley (1:06:04–1:07:48) A donor from Tokyo compares the pristine condition of Japanese taxis to the "rubbish tip" state of cabs in Berkeley, California. The hosts agree that the poor quality of traditional taxi services in the U.S. is the primary reason for the rapid rise of ride-sharing apps like Uber and Lyft. Keywords: [tokyo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tokyo.md), taxis, [berkeley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berkeley.md), [uber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uber.md), [lyft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lyft.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/22.md) ### 23. No Agenda Radioactive Tour and Tokyo Meetup (1:07:48–1:10:18) The hosts prepare for their "Hot Pockets Radioactive Tour" in Tokyo, mocking mainstream media fears about Fukushima radiation. They discuss potential meetups in Japan, including an invitation from the Osaka No Agenda Fan Club to eat "octopus balls" (takoyaki). Keywords: [tokyo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tokyo.md), [fukushima](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fukushima.md), [hot pockets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hot-pockets.md), [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md), [osaka](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/osaka.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Super Deluxe Art Space Party in Tokyo (1:10:19–1:13:08) A party is planned at the Super Deluxe art space in Tokyo to celebrate Mickey's art expo and several 50th birthdays. The event is set to feature musicians like Uginno and Sam Bennett, as well as a DJ set by "DJ Toretto." Keywords: [super deluxe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/super-deluxe.md), [tokyo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tokyo.md), dj toretto, sam bennett, art expo [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/24.md) ### 25. No Agenda Value-for-Value Model and Network Whitelisting (1:13:10–1:15:05) The hosts reiterate their "value-for-value" funding model, distinguishing themselves from ad-supported media. They mention that sympathetic network administrators often "whitelist" the show's servers within large corporate and government organizations to bypass filters. Keywords: [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), network admin, al-qaeda inc, [media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Al-Qaeda Video in Yemen and Snowden Leak Blame (1:15:06–1:19:14) CNN's Barbara Starr reported on a video showing a large gathering of Al-Qaeda leaders in Yemen. Former Senator Joe Lieberman and former Congresswoman Jane Harman suggested that the group has "gone dark" by avoiding electronic communications. They imply this shift is a direct result of Edward Snowden's leaks, which supposedly taught terrorists how to evade U.S. signals intelligence. Keywords: [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [yemen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yemen.md), [site intelligence group](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/site-intelligence-group.md), [barbara starr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barbara-starr.md), [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/26.md) ### 27. Joe Lieberman Testifies on Syrian Terrorist Sanctuary (1:19:15–1:23:15) Joe Lieberman testified before a subcommittee that Syria is becoming the world's most threatening terrorist sanctuary, with an estimated 10,000 foreign fighters. He argued that these violent Islamist extremists pose a direct threat to U.S. interests, while Jane Harman warned that Syria could become a "sequel to Afghanistan." Keywords: [joe lieberman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-lieberman.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), sunni extremists, [hezbollah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hezbollah.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/27.md) ### 28. Frederick Kagan and the Propaganda Panel on Syria (1:23:16–1:27:47) The hosts criticize a congressional panel featuring Frederick Kagan and Jane Harman, labeling it a "propaganda panel." They point out Kagan's ties to the Project for the New American Century and the architects of the Iraq War. Harman's testimony included a confusing analogy about "amoebas" to describe the loose affiliation of terror groups in Syria. Keywords: frederick kagan, [jane harman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jane-harman.md), [project for a new american century](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/project-for-a-new-american-century.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Predicted Terror Attacks and African Military Advisors (1:27:47–1:31:22) The discussion turns to the possibility of a "phony baloney" or false flag event to justify intervention in Syria. Jane Harman also discussed U.S. military advisors in Africa, suggesting their role is less about finding Joseph Kony and more about "puppet mastering" African leaders and deploying diplomatic propaganda. Keywords: [false flag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/false-flag.md), [joseph kony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joseph-kony.md), [africa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/africa.md), kinetic force, [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/29.md) ### 30. Boston Marathon Anniversary and Rice Cooker Detonation (1:31:24–1:33:46) During the anniversary of the Boston Marathon bombing, police detonated a suspicious backpack containing a rice cooker. The hosts criticize the media for following police orders not to show live video and argue that blowing up a harmless kitchen appliance is a form of "disgusting propaganda" used to maintain a police state. Keywords: [boston marathon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boston-marathon.md), rice cooker, [bomb squad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bomb-squad.md), [police state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-state.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Joe Biden Boston Speech and Benghazi Comparison (1:33:47–1:35:49) Vice President Joe Biden delivered a speech in Boston declaring that "America will never stand down." The hosts contrast this rhetoric with the "stand down" orders reportedly given during the Benghazi attack. They also mock Biden's phrasing when referring to "quote survivors" of the marathon bombing. Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [boston](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boston.md), [benghazi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benghazi.md), [survivors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/survivors.md), [presidential campaign](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/presidential-campaign.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/31.md) ### 32. Flashpoint Partners and the Dark Web Intelligence Industry (1:35:50–1:41:18) NBC terrorism analyst Evan Kohlmann, a partner at Flashpoint Global Partners, discussed the radicalization of the Tsarnaev brothers via "Inspire" magazine. The hosts examine Flashpoint's website, describing it as a "sketchy" operation that sells "actionable intelligence" about the dark web to governments and corporations. Keywords: flashpoint partners, [dark web](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dark-web.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [tamerlan tsarnaev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tamerlan-tsarnaev.md), [inspire magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inspire-magazine.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/32.md) ### 33. Yale Tap Day and Wu-Tang Clan Member Incident (1:41:20–1:44:20) The hosts note that it is "Tap Day" at Yale University, the traditional day for secret societies like Skull and Bones to recruit new members. They also discuss a bizarre news story involving Wu-Tang Clan affiliate Andre Johnson, who reportedly mutilated himself before jumping from a building. Keywords: [yale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yale.md), [skull and bones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skull-and-bones.md), [wu-tang clan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wu-tang-clan.md), andre johnson, tap day [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/33.md) ### 34. Laura Poitras and Jeffrey Skoll Movie Deal (1:44:21–1:47:00) Filmmaker Laura Poitras is reportedly directing a movie about Edward Snowden for Jeffrey Skoll’s production company. Skoll, the first employee of eBay, has funded films like "An Inconvenient Truth." The hosts suggest that Poitras has been "sidelined" by her wealthy backers to control the narrative of the Snowden leaks. Keywords: [laura poitras](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laura-poitras.md), jeffrey skoll, [ebay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ebay.md), [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), [documentary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/documentary.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/34.md) ### 35. Twitter Honeypot Campaign for Tails and Tor (1:47:01–1:50:35) A coordinated Twitter campaign has been discovered where hundreds of accounts are tweeting the exact same message about software that helps Edward Snowden avoid the NSA. The tweets point to Tails and Tor, leading the hosts to suspect a "honeypot" operation designed to lure users into using compromised security tools. Keywords: [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), tails, [tor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tor.md), [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), [honeypot](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/honeypot.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/35.md) ### 36. PR Agencies and Identical News Headlines (1:50:37–1:54:57) The hosts investigate the "Google Tech" and "Food Recipes" Twitter accounts participating in the Snowden software campaign. They conclude that lazy PR agencies are using automated bots to spread identical copy, a tactic they also observe in mainstream news outlets like Engadget that run identical headlines. Keywords: engadget, [public relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-relations.md), twitter bots, [news media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/news-media.md), [automation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/automation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/36.md) ### 37. Marijuana Brain Study and Zero Tolerance Parenting (1:55:00–1:59:23) A small study of 20 marijuana users claiming brain density changes has sparked a wave of anti-drug media coverage. NPR featured a Denver mother who advocates for a "zero tolerance" policy, including home urine testing for her teenage sons. The hosts criticize the mother's "psycho" approach to a plant. Keywords: [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), brain study, [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [colorado](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colorado.md), [zero tolerance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zero-tolerance.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/37.md) ### 38. University of Mississippi Marijuana Research Monopoly (1:59:23–2:03:18) The University of Mississippi holds the only federal contract to grow marijuana for research, creating a dearth of domestic studies. The hosts contrast this with extensive medical research in Israel. They also discuss the growing "edibles" market and the challenges of product consistency for new cannabis businesses. Keywords: university of mississippi, marijuana research, [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [sanjay gupta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanjay-gupta.md), [medical marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-marijuana.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/38.md) ### 39. Sponsor segment: Mock Public Broadcasting Underwriting Credits (2:03:20–2:05:05) A satirical segment features mock underwriting credits for a "commercial-free" public broadcasting service. "Sponsors" include Goldman Sachs, Monsanto, Pfizer, and the Prison Industrial Complex, highlighting the perceived corporate takeover of public media. 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Keywords: [producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producer.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [singapore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/singapore.md), [minnesota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minnesota.md), [listener feedback](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/listener-feedback.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/40.md) ### 41. Stonation Donations and Intelligence Framework Karma (2:11:04–2:15:17) A new donation category called "stonation" is introduced for listeners who donate while under the influence of marijuana. The segment concludes with a "jobs karma" jingle and a clip regarding the legal framework of secret intelligence services. 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Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), robert goschko, stephen wallard, don kiel [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/42.md) ### 43. Sarah Bajc and the MH370 Reboot Theory (2:19:01–2:24:26) Sarah Bajc, a spokesperson for the families of flight MH370, appeared on CNN to suggest the plane may have "rebooted" itself and flown north. The hosts analyze her rhetoric, suggesting her role is to discredit the Malaysian government. They also note that CNN's ratings have tripled due to the continuous coverage of the missing flight. Keywords: [sarah bajc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarah-bajc.md), [mh370](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mh370.md), [malaysia airlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/malaysia-airlines.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [erin burnett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/erin-burnett.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/43.md) ### 44. Matt Taibbi and the HSBC Money Laundering Scandal (2:24:28–2:28:15) Journalist Matt Taibbi discussed his new book and the HSBC scandal, where the bank admitted to laundering $850 million for Mexican and South American drug cartels. Despite the admission, no executives went to jail, while ordinary citizens in New York continue to be arrested for minor marijuana possession. Keywords: [matt taibbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/matt-taibbi.md), [hsbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hsbc.md), [money laundering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/money-laundering.md), [drug cartels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-cartels.md), sinaloa [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/44.md) ### 45. False Arrests and Stats-Based Policing in New York (2:28:15–2:29:51) Taibbi recounted stories of "obstructing pedestrian traffic" arrests in New York, where individuals were detained for standing in front of their own homes. He argues that stats-based policing strategies lead to an epidemic of false arrests, where innocent people are pressured into pleading guilty to minor offenses. Keywords: false arrest, [disorderly conduct](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disorderly-conduct.md), [nypd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nypd.md), public defender, [stop and frisk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stop-and-frisk.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/45.md) ### 46. The Intercept Staffing and Diversity Controversy (2:29:51–2:35:16) The Intercept, the news outlet founded by Glenn Greenwald, has faced criticism for its slow output and "rudderless" leadership under editor John Cook. The hosts discuss a controversy regarding the outlet's hiring practices and the perception that it was created to "shut up" prominent journalists by making them part of a slow-moving corporate structure. Keywords: [the intercept](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-intercept.md), [glenn greenwald](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-greenwald.md), [john cook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-cook.md), [diversity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diversity.md), nsa archive [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/46.md) ### 47. Heartbleed Bug Branding and Canadian Arrest (2:35:16–2:38:40) The "Heartbleed" security bug was branded with a professional logo by the security firm Codenomicon, which the hosts claim was plagiarized from the artist Danger Mouse. They also question how Canadian police were able to arrest a 19-year-old for exploiting the bug if the vulnerability supposedly leaves no logs or traces. Keywords: [heartbleed](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heartbleed.md), codenomicon, danger mouse, [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/47.md) ### 48. Chicken Pox Vaccine Propaganda and Pox Parties (2:38:41–2:43:12) ABC News featured pediatrician Dr. Alana Levine, who warned against "chicken pox parties" and "pox lollipops." The hosts argue that the story is a manufactured propaganda piece designed to promote universal vaccination laws and protect pharmaceutical companies from liability. Keywords: [chicken pox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicken-pox.md), [vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine.md), pox party, alana levine, [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/48.md) ### 49. Vaccine Side Effects and Public Health Responsibility (2:43:12–2:47:08) The discussion on vaccines continues with a focus on the expanding recommended schedule for children, including HPV shots. Dr. Levine argued that vaccination is a "public health responsibility" to protect the vulnerable, while the hosts express skepticism about the necessity of multiple doses for diseases like chicken pox. Keywords: [vaccine schedule](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine-schedule.md), [hpv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hpv.md), [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md), [pharmaceutical industry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pharmaceutical-industry.md), [immunity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immunity.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/49.md) ### 50. Study Correlating High IQ with Government Trust (2:47:10–2:50:45) A study from the University of Oxford suggests that "smarter" people with higher vocabulary scores are more likely to trust the government and others. The hosts interpret this as a propaganda effort to convince "Obama bots" that their compliance with government narratives is a sign of superior intelligence. Keywords: [iq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iq.md), [trust](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trust.md), [oxford university](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oxford-university.md), general social survey, [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/50.md) ### 51. New York Times on Parental Involvement and Common Core (2:50:45–2:53:27) The New York Times published an article suggesting that parental involvement in education, such as helping with homework, may actually hinder student achievement. The hosts link this to the "Common Core" curriculum, which uses confusing methods for simple arithmetic that parents find difficult to teach. Keywords: [common core](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/common-core.md), parental involvement, [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md), arithmetic [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/51.md) ### 52. Project Lead the Way and STEM Education Salaries (2:53:28–2:59:44) Project Lead the Way (PLTW) is a nonprofit organization promoting STEM education in 5,000 schools. The hosts examine the organization's tax filings, noting high executive salaries, including over $350,000 for CEO Vince Bertram. They argue the group is a "bribe organization" that uses grants to push corporate-aligned educational standards. Keywords: project lead the way, [stem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stem.md), vince bertram, [nonprofit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nonprofit.md), [common core](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/common-core.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/52.md) ### 53. Toyota Advanced Manufacturing Technician Program and Vocational Training (2:59:45–3:04:00) PLTW partners with corporations like Toyota, Intel, and Chevron to create a "seamless pipeline" from schools to the workplace. The Toyota Advanced Manufacturing Technician (AMT) program recruits students for assembly line roles, which the hosts describe as a system for producing "slaves" who are immediately burdened by student loans. 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