# Undesirable Nudity

> British intelligence captures millions of private webcam images while billionaire-funded media outlets struggle to maintain their anti-establishment credentials amidst global surveillance and energy wars.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 596
- **Published:** 2014-03-06
- **Length:** 2h 58m
- **Topics:** Optic Nerve, Crimea Referendum, Zohydro ER, [Mt. Gox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mt-gox.md), [Gazprom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gazprom.md), [My Brother's Keeper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/my-brother-s-keeper.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity

## About this episode

The British intelligence agency GCHQ, in partnership with the NSA, intercepted millions of private webcam images from Yahoo users under a surveillance program codenamed Optic Nerve. This massive data collection, which occurred between 2008 and 2010, captured significant amounts of undesirable nudity and was used to develop facial recognition capabilities. While intelligence officials claim the bulk collection was legal, the failure of Pierre Omidyar and The Intercept to break the story—which went to The Guardian instead—raises questions about the independence of billionaire-funded media outlets.

In Ukraine, the autonomous Republic of Crimea has rescheduled its referendum for March 30 as local People's Militia units take control of Simferopol airport to block radicals from Kiev. Despite Western media reports of a Russian invasion, local volunteers claim they are guarding the region against fascist elements while Ukraine negotiates with Gazprom over a two-billion-dollar energy debt. Simultaneously, the FDA has approved Zohydro ER, a high-dose hydrocodone pill, despite an 11-2 rejection vote by its own advisory committee. Media coverage of the launch, including a controversial Forbes article by Melanie Haken, is being criticized as native advertising for a drug described as heroin in a pill.

Sir Michael Allen, a conductor for the Long Island Railway, shares harrowing accounts of the public mental health crisis, including passengers throwing feces and threatening to blow up trains over lost iPods. The episode also features a cynical look at President Obama's My Brother's Keeper initiative and the strange case of a listener survey conducted via Ukrainian webcam girls. From the collapse of the Mt. Gox Bitcoin exchange to the suspicious timing of Hillary Clinton health rumors, the analysis remains focused on de-douching the global news cycle.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/transcript.md.

### 1. Texas Weather Anomalies, Global Cooling Claims (0:04–2:54)

Austin, Texas experienced a drastic temperature drop from 73 degrees to 28 degrees within a few hours on March 2, 2014. This weather event is cited as evidence for global cooling theories, specifically referencing the "polar vortex" affecting the region. Observations note that such extreme shifts are unusual for the month of March in Northern Silicon Valley and Central Texas.

Keywords: [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [travis heights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travis-heights.md), [global cooling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-cooling.md), [polar vortex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/polar-vortex.md), [weather patterns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weather-patterns.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/1.md)

### 2. BBC Interview, Podcasting 10th Anniversary (2:56–4:53)

A host recounts an interview with the BBC regarding the 10th anniversary of podcasting, tracing the medium's origins back to 2004 and the "Daily Source Code." The interview process is described as frustrating due to the BBC's perceived lack of understanding of the medium's future and their tendency to edit out promotional mentions. Criticism is directed at the BBC's news style and Apple's historical prioritization of mainstream broadcasters over independent creators.

Keywords: [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [anniversary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anniversary.md), [daily source code](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daily-source-code.md), [itunes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/itunes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Kunming Train Station Knife Attack, Xinjiang Oil Interests (4:53–9:01)

A coordinated knife attack at a railway station in Kunming, China, resulted in 33 deaths and over 100 injuries. Authorities labeled the event a terrorist attack linked to separatists from the Xinjiang province, a region noted for its significant oil production and Muslim population. The geographic proximity of Xinjiang to Afghanistan and its strategic energy resources are highlighted as factors in the geopolitical narrative.

Keywords: kunming, [xinjiang](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/xinjiang.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [terrorist attack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorist-attack.md), oil boom

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Anti-Knife Legislation, Global Stabbing Trends (9:03–13:25)

Following mass stabbings in China and a warehouse attack in Edmonton, Canada, there is speculation regarding a potential shift toward anti-knife legislation and "knife-free" memes. Comparisons are made between the lethality and psychological impact of knives versus firearms, including the lack of a "warning sound" with blades. The discussion touches on historical knife crime concerns in the United Kingdom and the potential for future licensing requirements for cutlery.

Keywords: [knife crime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knife-crime.md), [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), [edmonton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edmonton.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [legislation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legislation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/4.md)

### 5. No Agenda 33 Bags, Listener Interactions (13:25–17:02)

The distribution of "33 bags" to listeners and acquaintances is discussed, noting the confused reactions of those unfamiliar with the show's symbolism. An anecdote involves "Buzzkill Jr." and the general nervousness people exhibit when confronted with the "magic number" 33. The segment also mentions a search for knife-related news in Derbyshire and the persistence of violent crime in areas with strict gun control.

Keywords: 33 bags, farmer chris, [buzzkill jr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/buzzkill-jr.md), [merchandise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merchandise.md), [symbolism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/symbolism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Regional Airline Pilot Salaries, GAO Report (17:02–20:28)

A Government Accountability Office (GAO) report reveals that 11 out of 12 regional US carriers failed to meet hiring targets due to low starting salaries, which average $22,400 annually. Despite handling half of all domestic flights, regional pilots earn significantly less than mainline or transatlantic pilots. The data is scrutinized as a potential union-planted narrative intended to push for higher wages across the aviation industry.

Keywords: regional airlines, [pilot shortage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pilot-shortage.md), [gao](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gao.md), starting salary, [pbs newshour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs-newshour.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Glenn Greenwald, Definition of Journalism (20:28–23:33)

The professional conduct and self-description of Glenn Greenwald are critiqued, specifically his frequent use of the term "producing journalism." The discussion explores whether journalism is a noun or a verb and compares Greenwald's work to traditional field reporting. Concerns are raised about modern journalists spending more time defending their funders than conducting investigative research.

Keywords: [glenn greenwald](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-greenwald.md), [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md), [reporting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reporting.md), [fourth estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fourth-estate.md), pando daily

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Pierre Omidyar, Ukraine Revolution Funding (23:34–26:25)

A Pando Daily report alleges that eBay founder Pierre Omidyar co-funded groups involved in the Ukrainian revolution alongside the US government and USAID. This partnership is contrasted with Omidyar's funding of The Intercept, which ostensibly focuses on government transparency. The segment also mentions Jacob Appelbaum and the government funding of the Tor Project as examples of compromised independence in tech and media.

Keywords: [pierre omidyar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pierre-omidyar.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [usaid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usaid.md), pando daily, [jacob appelbaum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jacob-appelbaum.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/8.md)

### 9. The Intercept Internal Conflicts, Billionaire Media Funding (26:26–31:15)

Internal tensions at The Intercept are highlighted, with reports suggesting Pierre Omidyar is heavily involved in editorial messaging systems. Jeremy Scahill and Glenn Greenwald are described as being in a precarious position due to their reliance on billionaire funding while attempting to maintain an anti-establishment image. The "war of the billionaires" in media is contrasted with the "value-for-value" model of independent broadcasting.

Keywords: [the intercept](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-intercept.md), [jeremy scahill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeremy-scahill.md), [glenn greenwald](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-greenwald.md), [pierre omidyar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pierre-omidyar.md), [native advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Media Ethics, Church and State Separation (31:17–35:35)

The historical "church and state" separation between editorial and advertising departments in media has collapsed due to the transition from "analog dollars to digital dimes." Modern newsrooms and PR agencies like Edelman are now embracing native advertising, which blurs the line between reporting and paid promotion. This shift is attributed to the financial desperation of traditional media outlets in the internet age.

Keywords: editorial integrity, [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [native advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md), [edelman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edelman.md), [newsrooms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsrooms.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Zohydro ER FDA Approval, Native Advertising (35:35–38:44)

The FDA approved Zohydro ER, a high-dose pure hydrocodone pill, despite an 11-2 vote against it by an advisory committee. Media coverage of the drug's launch is criticized as "native advertising" that highlights the drug's potency (10 times that of Vicodin) while ostensibly warning of its dangers. The drug is described as "heroin in a pill" and is set to hit the market in March 2014.

Keywords: zohydro er, [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md), hydrocodone, [opioid crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opioid-crisis.md), [forbes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/forbes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Forbes Native Advertising, Zohydro Ad Placement (38:44–43:56)

An article in Forbes by contributor Melanie Haken is analyzed for its use of native advertising, featuring a large ad for Zohydro ER embedded within a piece about its dangers. The text describes the "high" of the drug lasting 12 hours, which is viewed as a promotional tactic disguised as a health warning. Similar "fawning" coverage of tech companies like Huawei is cited as evidence of a new, paid-for writing style in mainstream business journalism.

Keywords: [forbes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/forbes.md), melanie haken, [native advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md), [zohydro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zohydro.md), [huawei](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/huawei.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Supreme Court EPA Hearing, 99 Rise Protest (43:57–49:57)

A constitutional lawyer provides an eyewitness account of a Supreme Court hearing regarding the EPA's regulatory power over greenhouse gases, describing the justices' questions as disappointing and politically pandering. During the session, a protester from the group "99 Rise" was arrested for shouting about Citizens United and corporate personhood. The protest was filmed using smuggled devices, possibly Google Glass, and later praised by Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks.

Keywords: [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [epa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/epa.md), [greenhouse gases](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greenhouse-gases.md), 99 rise, [citizens united](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/citizens-united.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/13.md)

### 14. The Young Turks, Independent Media Markets (49:58–53:21)

The business model of The Young Turks is discussed following their move to an online-primary format after the sale of Current TV to Al Jazeera. The difficulty of achieving profitable radio syndication without major "P1" markets like New York, LA, and Chicago is noted. The segment concludes with a transition to the "No Agenda" value-for-value model and a thank you to the show's artists.

Keywords: [the young turks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-young-turks.md), [cenk uygur](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cenk-uygur.md), [al jazeera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-jazeera.md), [radio syndication](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/radio-syndication.md), p1 markets

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Value for Value, Executive Producer Donations (53:26–57:46)

The "value-for-value" funding model is distinguished from "tipping," emphasizing that it is a direct exchange for the content's worth rather than a gratuity on top of a purchase. Several high-level donors are thanked, including Lennart Renkama and Kevin Hein. Hein, a skeptic from New Zealand, describes discovering the show via Twitter and finding value in its analysis of mainstream media.

Keywords: [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), lennart renkama, kevin hein, [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Sir Incognigro, Handwritten Listener Notes (57:46–1:01:02)

A long, handwritten note from "Sir Incognigro" is discussed, detailing his journey from a skeptical listener to a donor following a host's "meltdown" in episode 493. The donor expressed a desire to become the "Black Knight," a title usually reserved for administrative errors. The hosts encourage donors to type their notes for legibility while acknowledging the privacy concerns associated with traceable printers.

Keywords: sir incognigro, [listener mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/listener-mail.md), [black knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-knight.md), snowquestration, [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Train Conductors, Public Mental Health Crisis (1:01:03–1:04:26)

Sir Michael Allen, a Long Island Railway conductor, shares stories of dealing with erratic passengers, including a woman throwing feces and a man threatening to blow up a train over a lost iPod. These anecdotes lead to a broader discussion on the perceived decline of public sanity, attributed to media-induced stress. One host mentions his wife's anxiety regarding the potential for a global conflict triggered by the situation in Ukraine.

Keywords: long island railway, [mental health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mental-health.md), 911 abuse, [crime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crime.md), crimean war

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Grimerica Podcast, John Perkins Interview (1:04:27–1:08:36)

The hosts of the Grimerica podcast are thanked for their donation and their upcoming interview with John Perkins, author of "Confessions of an Economic Hitman." Suggestions are made for the interview, specifically asking Perkins about the IMF's role as an "economic hitman" in Ukraine. Perkins is noted to have become more guarded in recent years regarding his geopolitical analysis.

Keywords: [grimerica](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grimerica.md), [john perkins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-perkins.md), [economic hitman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/economic-hitman.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Presidential Proclamations, March 2014 Observances (1:08:37–1:12:54)

President Barack Obama issued several proclamations for March 2014, designating it as American Red Cross Month, Irish American Heritage Month, and Women's History Month. The proclamations celebrate historical figures like Clara Barton and the activists of Seneca Falls. The hosts provide a cynical commentary on the historical accuracy of "welcoming" Irish immigrants and the timing of these social observances.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [red cross](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/red-cross.md), irish american heritage, [women's history month](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/women-s-history-month.md), [international women's day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-women-s-day.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Zimbabwe National Emergency, US Sanctions (1:12:54–1:15:37)

The US government extended the state of national emergency regarding Zimbabwe, citing policies that undermine democratic processes as an "extraordinary threat" to US foreign policy. The hosts question the actual threat posed by a nation known primarily for hyperinflation and trillion-dollar bills. The continuation of these sanctions is viewed as a bureaucratic formality with little impact on domestic security.

Keywords: [zimbabwe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zimbabwe.md), [national emergency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-emergency.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctions.md), [hyperinflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hyperinflation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/20.md)

### 21. GCHQ Optic Nerve, Yahoo Webcam Surveillance (1:15:37–1:20:28)

The British intelligence agency GCHQ, in collaboration with the NSA, reportedly intercepted webcam images from millions of Yahoo users between 2008 and 2010 under a program called "Optic Nerve." The data included a significant amount of "undesirable nudity" and was used to develop facial recognition capabilities. Intelligence officials claim the bulk collection was legal and necessary for identifying new targets, despite the lack of specific filters for US or UK citizens.

Keywords: [gchq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gchq.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [yahoo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yahoo.md), optic nerve, [facial recognition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facial-recognition.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/21.md)

### 22. The Intercept Reporting, Edward Snowden Documents (1:20:28–1:25:03)

The failure of Pierre Omidyar's "The Intercept" to break the Yahoo webcam story—which was instead published by The Guardian—is scrutinized. The discussion suggests that despite having access to the Snowden documents, the new outlet has focused more on the journalists themselves than on explosive new revelations. The technical compatibility of NSA tools like XKeyscore with GCHQ's intercepted data is also highlighted.

Keywords: [the intercept](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-intercept.md), [glenn greenwald](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-greenwald.md), [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), [the guardian](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-guardian.md), xkeyscore

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Media Reaction to Surveillance, CBS Giggling (1:25:03–1:27:49)

Mainstream media reaction to the GCHQ webcam surveillance is criticized for its lack of outrage, specifically citing a CBS News segment where anchors giggled about the "undesirable nudity" found in the intercepts. The hosts argue that this trivializes a gross intrusion of privacy. The segment concludes with a condemnation of the Customs and Border Protection and other government agencies for their perceived overreach.

Keywords: [cbs news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-news.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md), [gchq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gchq.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/23.md)

### 24. The Act of Killing, Oscar Documentary Nominees (1:27:49–1:32:47)

The documentary "The Act of Killing," which explores the 1965-66 mass killings in Indonesia, is favored to win an Oscar over Jeremy Scahill's "Dirty Wars." The film features perpetrators reenacting their crimes and highlights US complicity in the extermination of nearly a million people. The hosts contrast the "sincere" filmmaking of Joshua Oppenheimer with the perceived "lightweight" and self-promotional nature of Scahill's work.

Keywords: the act of killing, [dirty wars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dirty-wars.md), [jeremy scahill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeremy-scahill.md), [indonesia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/indonesia.md), [oscars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oscars.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Pussy Riot, NGO-Funded Propaganda (1:32:48–1:36:23)

Pussy Riot released a new single titled "Putin Will Teach You How To Love The Motherland," featuring a video of the group being whipped by Cossacks during the Sochi Olympics. The hosts suggest the group is an NGO-funded project designed for Western media consumption rather than a genuine musical act. The video's production quality and the "smoking hot" appearance of the activists are cited as evidence of professional staging.

Keywords: [pussy riot](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pussy-riot.md), [putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/putin.md), [sochi olympics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sochi-olympics.md), [cossacks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cossacks.md), [ngo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ngo.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Ukrainian Webcam Girl Survey, Public Sentiment (1:36:24–1:39:33)

A listener conducted an informal survey of Ukrainian webcam girls to gauge public sentiment in the East and West of the country. The findings suggest that even Russian-speaking Ukrainians are not necessarily pro-Russia and are wary of both the ousted President Yanukovych and the violence in Kiev. The survey highlights a shared desire for peace and a rejection of the "fascism" and "radicalism" narratives being pushed by various factions.

Keywords: [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [kiev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kiev.md), [crimea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crimea.md), [yanukovych](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yanukovych.md), webcam girls

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Fareed Zakaria, G8 Suspension Threats (1:39:34–1:44:47)

Fareed Zakaria appeared on CNN to deliver a White House-aligned message regarding potential "costs" for Russian intervention in Ukraine, including suspension from the G8. Zakaria claimed Russia "surrendered" during the Cold War to join the international community, a statement the hosts find historically inaccurate. The G8 is characterized as a "drinking club" for energy-producing nations with little actual geopolitical power.

Keywords: [fareed zakaria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fareed-zakaria.md), [g8](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/g8.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [economic sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/economic-sanctions.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Media Narrative on Georgia, Russian Troop Hoax (1:44:48–1:48:49)

The hosts critique a media narrative claiming Russia "invaded" Georgia in 2008, pointing to reports that Georgia actually initiated the conflict by attacking South Ossetia. Similar "hoax" reports of 2,000 Russian troops invading Crimea are discussed, with CNN anchors allegedly ignoring corrections to maintain a high-tension narrative. The New York Times is specifically called out for propagating these historical inaccuracies.

Keywords: [georgia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/georgia.md), [south ossetia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-ossetia.md), [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [media propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-propaganda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Crimea Airport Militia, Western Media Bias (1:48:49–1:53:28)

Reports from Simferopol, Crimea, indicate that the airport is being guarded by a local "People's Militia" rather than an invading Russian army. These volunteers claim they are there to prevent "radicals" and "fascists" from Kiev from entering the region. This on-the-ground reality is contrasted with Western media reports of "attack helicopters" and "armed insurrections" which the hosts label as bogus.

Keywords: [crimea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crimea.md), [simferopol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/simferopol.md), people's militia, [france 24](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france-24.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Crimea Referendum, Gazprom Natural Gas Prices (1:53:28–1:55:29)

The autonomous Republic of Crimea rescheduled its referendum on expanding its powers to March 30, 2014. Meanwhile, Ukraine is negotiating with Russia's Gazprom to maintain a "sweetheart" gas price of $268.50 per thousand cubic meters, as the country owes roughly $2 billion in unpaid energy debts. Failure to reach an agreement could see prices spike to over $400 in the second quarter.

Keywords: [crimea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crimea.md), [referendum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/referendum.md), [gazprom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gazprom.md), [natural gas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/natural-gas.md), naftogaz

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Tom Clancy Predictions, IMF Building Blocks (1:55:29–1:59:10)

Tom Clancy's final novel, "Command Authority," is noted for its "knack" for predicting a Russian push into Ukraine. Simultaneously, IMF head Christine Lagarde discussed "building blocks" for a Ukrainian aid package, while dismissing "meaningless" numbers being thrown around by various authorities. The hosts suggest the IMF's involvement is a precursor to economic control rather than genuine assistance.

Keywords: [tom clancy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-clancy.md), [christine lagarde](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christine-lagarde.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), command authority

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/31.md)

### 32. UN Security Council, Russian Legal Justification (1:59:11–2:02:09)

The Russian ambassador to the UN, Vitaly Churkin, argued that the deployment of troops in Crimea was a "peace mission" requested by the regional leadership to protect Russian citizens following the "illegal" removal of President Yanukovych. The legal distinction made was that force was being used "on the territory of Ukraine" rather than "against Ukraine." The hosts mock the difficulty of diplomatic translations in these high-stakes debates.

Keywords: [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [vitaly churkin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vitaly-churkin.md), [crimea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crimea.md), [yanukovych](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yanukovych.md), [international law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-law.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Odessa Port, Cocaine Transit Routes (2:02:09–2:05:32)

The port of Odessa in Ukraine is identified as a major transit route for South American cocaine entering Europe. There is speculation that the recent arrest of Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman might be linked to shifts in these global trafficking routes. Additionally, the region is noted for the emergence of "Crocodile," a highly dangerous and corrosive synthetic opioid used by those who cannot afford high-grade drugs.

Keywords: [odessa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/odessa.md), [cocaine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cocaine.md), [drug trafficking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-trafficking.md), [el chapo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/el-chapo.md), crocodile drug

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Senator Bob Corker, Russian Isolation Policy (2:05:33–2:11:26)

Senator Bob Corker and other US officials are calling for an "orchestrated course of isolation" for Russia, including trade sanctions and NATO "consultative work." The hosts compare this to the failed isolation of Cuba and suggest that "consulting" is often a euphemism for government overthrow via NGOs. The rhetoric is viewed as a return to Cold War-era posturing that ignores modern economic interdependencies.

Keywords: [bob corker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bob-corker.md), [lindsey graham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsey-graham.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [g8](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/g8.md), [sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctions.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Jewish State Nomenclature, Netanyahu Strategy (2:11:30–2:16:11)

A shift in diplomatic language is noted as Benjamin Netanyahu, Angela Merkel, and Barack Obama have begun using the term "Jewish State of Israel" instead of "State of Israel." This is identified as a hardline negotiating tactic intended to force Palestinians to waive the "right of return" for refugees. The hosts argue that defining a modern nation-state by religion or ethnicity is a "dangerous road" that could lead to similar claims by indigenous groups elsewhere.

Keywords: [benjamin netanyahu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benjamin-netanyahu.md), [angela merkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angela-merkel.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), jewish state, right of return

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Mt. Gox Bankruptcy, Bitcoin Technical Glitches (2:16:11–2:18:42)

The Bitcoin exchange Mt. Gox filed for bankruptcy after 850,000 bitcoins, worth nearly half a billion dollars, went missing due to technical glitches. The hosts discuss the fallout within the cryptocurrency community and the "tidal wave of negativity" on platforms like Reddit. Despite the collapse of the major exchange, the "Bitcoin community" is urged by supporters to stay strong.

Keywords: [mt. gox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mt-gox.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [bankruptcy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bankruptcy.md), [cryptocurrency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cryptocurrency.md), [technical glitches](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technical-glitches.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/36.md)

### 37. No Agenda Spinners, Listener Donations (2:18:43–2:22:21)

A donor from Vienna suggests the creation of a "League of No Agenda Spinners" to spread the show's message in fitness classes. The hosts discuss the "MILF/DILF" ratio in spinning classes and the potential for "de-douching" through physical activity and media analysis. Several donors, including Chris Rowell Tengisdal from Norway, are thanked for their contributions.

Keywords: spinning class, [vienna](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vienna.md), [montreal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/montreal.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [no agenda cd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-cd.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Anonymous Performing Artist, Depression and Truth (2:22:21–2:27:26)

An anonymous performing artist sent a $100 donation and a letter explaining how the show helped her overcome depression caused by personal crises and "mind control" from mainstream news. She describes the difficulty of maintaining a public persona while privately rejecting the "Obama-bot" and "Republic-douche" narratives. The letter also includes a humorous "crush" on one of the hosts, citing his "tell-it-like-it-is gruffiness."

Keywords: [anonymous](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anonymous.md), [depression](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/depression.md), performing artist, [mind control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mind-control.md), [listener mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/listener-mail.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/38.md)

### 39. BOLO Alerts, Media-Induced Illness (2:27:27–2:31:44)

A source claims that "BOLO" (Be On the Lookout) alerts, such as those for "toothpaste bombs," are being intentionally leaked to the media to keep the public in a state of fear and subservience. The hosts argue that being "sick and tired" makes people more likely to follow orders without question. The segment transitions into a final round of donor thank-yous from around the world, including Australia and Sweden.

Keywords: bolo, toothpaste bombs, shoe bombs, [psychological warfare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychological-warfare.md), subservience

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Club 33 Reopening, Zoning and Compliance (2:31:44–2:36:46)

The fictional "Club 33" is reopened with a new "dunk tank" stage, despite alleged "zoning issues" and floor-bending weight problems. The hosts perform a "morning zoo" style segment introducing various "dancers" and announcing "amateur strip night." The segment serves as a humorous wrapper for assigning "karma" and "de-douching" to show donors.

Keywords: [club 33](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/club-33.md), dunk tank, pole code, amateur night, [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/40.md)

### 41. My Brother's Keeper Initiative, Charter School Funding (2:36:47–2:42:20)

President Obama announced the "My Brother's Keeper" initiative, a $200 million investment from major foundations like Ford, Kellogg, and Soros's Open Society to support boys and men of color. The hosts analyze the initiative as a "charter school investment program" designed to bypass public school systems. The involvement of figures like Michael Bloomberg and Rahm Emanuel is cited as evidence of a commercialized educational agenda.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [my brother's keeper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/my-brother-s-keeper.md), [foundations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foundations.md), [charter schools](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charter-schools.md), mitch kapor

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Obama Personal Narrative, White House Meeting (2:42:21–2:48:04)

During the "My Brother's Keeper" announcement, President Obama spoke candidly about his own lack of a father figure and past drug use, a move the hosts find "monumental" for a sitting president. A blog post by Mitch Kapor describes the "cultural enormity" of the White House meeting, which included Al Sharpton and the parents of Trayvon Martin. The hosts remain skeptical of the "douchebag meeting" and its ultimate goals.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [drug use](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-use.md), [colin powell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colin-powell.md), [al sharpton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-sharpton.md), [trayvon martin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trayvon-martin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Chicago School Closures, Rites of Passage (2:48:06–2:52:02)

The "My Brother's Keeper" initiative is contrasted with Rahm Emanuel's policy of closing dozens of public schools in Chicago. The discussion shifts to the concept of "becoming a man," questioning what constitutes a rite of passage in modern American culture. The hosts reflect on their own "childish behaviors" and the gradual evolution into adulthood.

Keywords: [rahm emanuel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rahm-emanuel.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [school closures](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/school-closures.md), [masculinity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/masculinity.md), rites of passage

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Wax Drug Hysteria, Fusion Network Documentary (2:52:02–2:56:20)

A Nightline segment featuring Mariana Van Zeller from the Fusion network is criticized as "native advertising" for a potent marijuana concentrate known as "wax." The report uses sensationalist language, claiming a single hit can keep a user high for a day and that the manufacturing process causes kitchens to "blow up." The hosts view the DEA-backed report as a way to generate interest in the drug while ostensibly warning against it.

Keywords: wax, [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), fusion network, [dea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dea.md), [native advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Radiation Alerts, Hillary Clinton Health Rumors (2:56:21–2:58:28)

The show concludes with a mock "radiation alert" parodying Tom Hartman and a brief mention of developing rumors regarding Hillary Clinton's health. Speculation is raised that Joe Biden may be behind the leaks about Clinton's "mysterious diseases" to clear his own path for a presidential run. The hosts sign off, promising further dissection of these topics in the next episode.

Keywords: [tom hartman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-hartman.md), [radiation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/radiation.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), outcue

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/596-undesirable-nudity/chapter/45.md)

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