# Velveeta Shortage! > Federal snipers descend on the Super Bowl while a manufactured Velveeta shortage masks a deeper crisis in global finance and NSA surveillance overreach. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 588 - **Published:** 2014-02-05 - **Length:** 2h 33m - **Topics:** Cheesepocalypse, Super Bowl XLVIII, Snowden interview, Banker suicides, Boeing labor, Velveeta shortage, NSA surveillance - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage ## About this episode The National Football League faces scrutiny as Super Bowl XLVIII is designated a Level 1 National Security Event, triggering massive federal spending and a sniper presence at MetLife Stadium. Rudy Giuliani and UK Prime Minister David Cameron defend the expansion of surveillance metadata while Customs and Border Protection agents hunt down counterfeit merchandise. The hosts apply a socio-economic model to the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks matchup, suggesting a victory for the Pacific Northwest could pacify labor unrest following the Boeing machinist union disputes. NPR is accused of running native advertising for Kraft after a four-minute segment on a Velveeta shortage was traced back to the company’s own Tumblr page. Meanwhile, a cluster of three high-profile banker suicides coincides with Janet Yellen taking the helm at the Federal Reserve. Edward Snowden’s recent German television interview suggests he possesses compromising wiretap data on federal judges and President Obama, while the Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board declares NSA surveillance unconstitutional in a report largely ignored by mainstream outlets. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak experiment with rain stick superstitions to end the California drought while critiquing the 'Stoner Bowl' media narrative. The duo performs a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Adriaan of the Netherlands and explores the bizarre history of transhumanist philosopher FM-2030. Between analyzing Kristen Bell’s performance in House of Lies and debunking Glenn Beck’s crack pipe stories, the program remains the primary source for deconstructing the Cheesepocalypse. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/transcript.md. ### 1. Rain Stick Superstition, California Drought, and Podcast Audience Estimates (0:00–7:28) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the program discussing the perceived effectiveness of rain sticks sent by a producer in Utah, noting simultaneous rainfall in Austin and California. The hosts critique traditional media metrics like Nielsen and Arbitron while attempting to estimate their own audience size. They settle on a guesstimate of 100,000 to 150,000 listeners based on mailing list engagement and public recognition. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [rain stick](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rain-stick.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [nielsen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nielsen.md), podcast metrics [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Super Bowl XLVIII Rigging Theories and Socio-Economic Prediction Model (7:29–10:02) The discussion shifts to the upcoming Super Bowl XLVIII between the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks, with the hosts expressing skepticism regarding the integrity of professional sports. They reference FIFA lawsuits as evidence of global match-fixing and apply their "socio-economic model" to predict the winner. While initial indicators favored Denver due to local tragedies, a new focus on Seattle's labor issues emerges. Keywords: [super bowl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/super-bowl.md), [nfl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nfl.md), [seattle seahawks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seattle-seahawks.md), [denver broncos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denver-broncos.md), match rigging, [fifa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fifa.md), socio-economics [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Marijuana Legalization and the "Stoner Bowl" Media Narrative (10:02–13:04) Media coverage branding the Super Bowl as the "Stoner Bowl" is analyzed, highlighting that both competing teams hail from states with legalized recreational marijuana. A CNN segment featuring Broncos-themed bongs and marijuana strains is critiqued for factual inaccuracies regarding Washington's legal status. The hosts also discuss the use of cannabis by NFL players as an alternative to addictive opioids for pain management. Keywords: [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), [colorado](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colorado.md), [washington](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), brian gumbel, [pain relief](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pain-relief.md), nfl players [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Boeing Labor Disputes and Paul Allen's 12th Man 747 (13:04–17:28) A theory is proposed that a Seattle Seahawks victory would serve to boost morale in Washington following a contentious contract dispute between Boeing and the machinists union. The hosts discuss the importance of the aerospace industry to the region and the symbolic power of Paul Allen's custom-painted "12th Man" Boeing 747. They suggest the elite may use the game to pacify a depressed workforce. Keywords: [boeing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boeing.md), [seattle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seattle.md), [paul allen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-allen.md), machinists union, [747](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/747.md), labor contract, [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/4.md) ### 5. Super Bowl Security, Rudy Giuliani, and David Cameron on Metadata (17:28–21:21) Rudy Giuliani's comments regarding the heavy presence of snipers at MetLife Stadium are scrutinized, with the hosts questioning the tactical utility of snipers against bomb threats. This leads to a clip of UK Prime Minister David Cameron defending the collection of communications metadata. Cameron argues that "comms data" is essential for solving crimes, drawing parallels to how investigations are portrayed in television dramas. Keywords: [rudy giuliani](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rudy-giuliani.md), [david cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-cameron.md), [snipers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snipers.md), metlife stadium, [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [metadata](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/metadata.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/5.md) ### 6. NFL Tax-Exempt Status and Level 1 National Security Designations (21:22–25:50) The hosts investigate the Department of Homeland Security's "Level 1 National Security Event" designation for the Super Bowl, concluding it may be a fabricated or misapplied term. A major point of contention is the NFL's status as a 501(c)(6) non-profit organization, which allows the league office to remain tax-exempt. They contrast this tax status with the billions in revenue generated and the cutting of federal food stamp subsidies. Keywords: [nfl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nfl.md), 501c6, tax-exempt, [department of homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-homeland-security.md), [fema](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fema.md), [internal revenue code](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internal-revenue-code.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Counterfeit Merchandise Crackdowns and FEMA Incident Complexity Levels (25:54–31:14) Criticism is leveled at the use of federal resources, including Customs and Border Protection, to hunt down counterfeit NFL merchandise. The hosts argue that taxpayers are "shafted twice" by building stadiums and then funding the protection of private trademarks. They eventually find FEMA documentation clarifying that "Type 1" (often misreported as Level 1) refers to incident complexity requiring over 500 personnel. Keywords: [nfl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nfl.md), [homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland-security.md), [trademarks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trademarks.md), [counterfeit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/counterfeit.md), [fema](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fema.md), incident command [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/7.md) ### 8. NPR Velveeta Shortage Story and Native Advertising Critique (31:16–36:19) An NPR story regarding a "Cheesepocalypse" or Velveeta shortage is deconstructed as a blatant example of native advertising. The hosts point out that the source of the story was Kraft's own Tumblr page, launched during "Advertiser Week." They estimate the value of such a four-minute "earned media" segment on national public radio to be between $50,000 and $150,000. Keywords: [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [velveeta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/velveeta.md), [kraft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kraft.md), [native advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md), [public radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-radio.md), [pr agency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pr-agency.md), ad rates [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/8.md) ### 9. No Agenda Art Generator Guidelines and Visual Branding (36:19–40:19) The hosts provide feedback to the "producers" (listeners) who submit artwork to the No Agenda Art Generator. They emphasize the need for high-contrast, readable typography and the omission of specific episode numbers to ensure the art's longevity. They also explain the transition away from using host photos in favor of conceptual art that better represents the show's themes. Keywords: [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), [podcast art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-art.md), [branding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/branding.md), [graphic design](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/graphic-design.md), [album art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/album-art.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Newsletter Strategy, Kittens vs. Puppies, and A-B Testing (40:20–44:13) A discussion on the weekly email newsletter focuses on the use of "cute" imagery to drive engagement. One host describes the success of including kitten photos and contemplates switching to puppies to see if it impacts donation levels. They briefly discuss the technical limitations of A-B testing within MailChimp for this specific purpose. Keywords: [mailchimp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mailchimp.md), email newsletter, a-b testing, [kittens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kittens.md), [puppies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/puppies.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), constant contact [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/10.md) ### 11. Executive Producer Credits, Karma Requests, and Listener Feedback (44:16–50:48) The hosts read through donation notes from Executive and Associate Executive Producers, granting "karma" and "de-douching" requests. One donor from Brooklyn praises a recent argument between the hosts regarding Tom Perkins, noting that the debate helped clarify the facts. Another segment features a listener's request to hear a specific Italian clip, which is revealed to be a recording of a host's niece. Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [brooklyn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brooklyn.md), [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [dutch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch.md), [tom perkins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-perkins.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/11.md) ### 12. No Agenda Community Projects, E-books, and App Updates (50:48–54:50) Several community-led initiatives are highlighted, including Scott McKenzie's new short story "Death by Autopen" and the release of No Agenda Droid 2.0 on Android platforms. The app now includes a live stream schedule and a jingle board. Additionally, a new URL forward, climateinequality.com, is praised for its satirical take on global climate politics. Keywords: [scott mckenzie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scott-mckenzie.md), no agenda droid, [google play](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-play.md), amazon app store, climate inequality, ebooks [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Thom Hartmann's 401k Theory and Media Syndication Economics (54:50–57:18) The hosts critique a clip of radio host Thom Hartmann, who claims Ronald Reagan promoted 401k plans to trick working people into supporting the interests of the wealthy. The hosts dismiss this as "screwball logic," noting that the stock market is dominated by institutional investors and pension funds. They also speculate on Hartmann's earnings from his syndicated show and his work on RT. Keywords: [thom hartmann](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thom-hartmann.md), [ronald reagan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ronald-reagan.md), [401k](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/401k.md), [stock market](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stock-market.md), [rt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rt.md), [radio syndication](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/radio-syndication.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/13.md) ### 14. February Awareness Months and TV Recommendations (57:19–1:01:55) A brief overview of February awareness designations, including National Teen Dating Violence Awareness and American Heart Month, leads into television talk. After a listener complains about the unresolved ending of "Rubicon," the hosts recommend "House of Lies" starring Don Cheadle. They compare the show's cynical tone to "The Wolf of Wall Street" and discuss the nature of celebrity interactions. Keywords: thyroid awareness, [black history month](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-history-month.md), house of lies, don cheadle, [rubicon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rubicon.md), tv shows [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/14.md) ### 15. House of Lies Clip and Kristen Bell's Performance (1:01:56–1:03:55) A lewd clip from the television series "House of Lies" is played to illustrate the show's portrayal of the high-stakes management consulting and sales world. The scene features Kristen Bell's character confronting a former executive over his history of sexual harassment. The hosts praise the writing and the "reprehensible" nature of the characters. Keywords: house of lies, [kristen bell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kristen-bell.md), don cheadle, [showtime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/showtime.md), [television](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/television.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Global Banker Suicides and Janet Yellen's Federal Reserve (1:03:56–1:06:07) The hosts note a "hat trick" of three high-profile banker suicides occurring within a single week in early 2014. They question the timing, noting that suicides usually follow market crashes rather than preceding them. They speculate on whether these deaths are related to internal industry shifts or the transition to Janet Yellen as the new Federal Reserve Chair. Keywords: banker suicides, [janet yellen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-yellen.md), [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md), [stock market](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stock-market.md), [quantitative easing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/quantitative-easing.md), [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board Report on NSA (1:06:08–1:10:23) David Medin, chairman of the Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board (PCLOB), is discussed following a report declaring NSA surveillance unconstitutional. The hosts highlight the lack of mainstream media coverage for the report, noting Medin was relegated to speaking in a George Washington University basement. They also point out the suspicious timing of Medin's confirmation just days before the Snowden leaks. Keywords: [david medin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-medin.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [pclob](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pclob.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [unconstitutional](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unconstitutional.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Germany's Role in Global Espionage and the Hamburg Cell (1:10:24–1:14:22) The discussion centers on why Berlin has become a hub for whistleblowers and activists like Laura Poitras and Jacob Applebaum. The hosts revisit the history of the "Hamburg Cell" involved in the 9/11 attacks and question why Germany's role in international spying isn't more scrutinized. They compare modern Berlin to Cold War-era Vienna as a center for international intrigue. Keywords: [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [berlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berlin.md), [angela merkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angela-merkel.md), hamburg cell, [9/11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/9-11.md), [espionage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/espionage.md), [vienna](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vienna.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Edward Snowden's German TV Interview and Presidential Wiretapping (1:14:25–1:17:51) Edward Snowden's interview on German television is analyzed, specifically his claim that analysts could wiretap anyone, including federal judges and the President. The hosts interpret this as a "message" from Snowden that he possesses compromising information ("the goods") on high-level officials. They contrast this with the lack of American media interest in the full interview. Keywords: [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [wiretapping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wiretapping.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), german television, [prism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prism.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/19.md) ### 20. The Mystery of Snowden's Girlfriend and Obama Divorce Rumors (1:17:51–1:22:02) The hosts question the whereabouts and existence of Edward Snowden's girlfriend, Lindsay Mills, noting the lack of media hounding or reality TV deals. This leads to a discussion of National Enquirer rumors regarding a potential divorce between Barack and Michelle Obama. They speculate on whether Mills was actually a "handler" for the agency rather than a civilian partner. Keywords: [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), lindsay mills, [national enquirer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-enquirer.md), [michelle obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-obama.md), [reality tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reality-tv.md), [hawaii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hawaii.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/20.md) ### 21. James Clapper's Perjury and the "Rock and a Hard Place" Defense (1:22:05–1:26:34) President Obama's defense of DNI James Clapper during an interview with Jake Tapper is critiqued. Obama suggested Clapper was caught between a "rock and a hard place" when asked about domestic surveillance by Senator Wyden. The hosts argue that Clapper simply perjured himself and should have been made a "fall guy" to protect the administration's credibility. Keywords: [james clapper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-clapper.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [jake tapper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jake-tapper.md), [perjury](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/perjury.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), senator ron wyden [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/21.md) ### 22. NSA Spying on COP15 Climate Conference and CELAC Summit (1:26:35–1:29:50) Documents from the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) reveal that the NSA spied on negotiators during the 2009 COP15 climate change conference in Copenhagen. The hosts also discuss the CELAC summit in Cuba, where Latin American leaders declared the region a "zone of peace." They highlight the irony of Bolivian President Evo Morales suggesting the world should spy on Obama. Keywords: [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [cop15](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cop15.md), [copenhagen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copenhagen.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), celac, [bolivia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bolivia.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Philip Seymour Hoffman Death and the Heroin-Fentanyl Crisis (1:29:51–1:34:02) Following the breaking news of actor Philip Seymour Hoffman's death, the hosts discuss a surge in heroin overdoses linked to fentanyl-laced batches. They note the arrest of Senator Mark Udall's son for heroin possession and reports of "deadly batches" in Maryland. The discussion links the increased heroin supply to the ongoing military presence in Afghanistan's poppy fields. Keywords: philip seymour hoffman, [heroin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heroin.md), [fentanyl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fentanyl.md), [maryland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maryland.md), [mark udall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-udall.md), [overdose](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/overdose.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Syria-Afghanistan Drug Connection and "Theraflu" Heroin (1:34:02–1:37:35) A theory is developed connecting the heroin trade in Afghanistan with chemical precursors or fentanyl analogs coming from Syria. The hosts discuss "Theraflu" and "Magic City" as street names for the potent heroin-fentanyl mix. They suggest that the "hamburger helper" (fentanyl) is being used to cut heroin as prices fluctuate, leading to a spike in accidental overdoses. Keywords: [fentanyl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fentanyl.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), theraflu, [drug trafficking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-trafficking.md), [chemical weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemical-weapons.md), [overdoses](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/overdoses.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Media Promotion of Lethal Drugs and 2006 Fentanyl History (1:37:34–1:42:09) The hosts analyze how news reports describing drugs as "lethal" or "too powerful" often act as a sales pitch to addicts seeking a stronger high. They compare the current 2014 crisis to a similar marketing push in 2006 in Chicago. They argue that the repackaging of fentanyl as a "new phenomenon" is a recurring cycle in the illicit drug market. Keywords: [fentanyl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fentanyl.md), [heroin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heroin.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), [drug addiction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-addiction.md), [news reporting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/news-reporting.md), [overdoses](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/overdoses.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Donation Segment and the "Swazzle Knight" Title (1:42:11–1:46:43) A second round of donations is processed, featuring a $133.33 contribution from Florida and a $123.33 donation from Virginia. The latter donor is granted the title "Sir Yoho the Swazzle Knight" based on a misunderstanding of Dutch terminology. The hosts also thank Rick Barkhouse for his ongoing support via the No Agenda Android app. Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), swazzle knight, [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [new jersey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-jersey.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/26.md) ### 27. Knighting Ceremony for Sir Adriaan and Job Karma (1:46:44–1:51:34) The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for Adriaan from the Netherlands, bestowing the title "Sir Adriaan Knight of the No Dinner Round Table." They also grant "special job karma" to several listeners, including a recent college graduate and a knight facing financial hardship. The segment reinforces the "value-for-value" model as an alternative to traditional advertising. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [unemployment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unemployment.md), [college graduates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/college-graduates.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/27.md) ### 28. San Francisco Nudity Protest and American Sexual Repression (1:51:35–1:53:10) A news report on nudity activists being arrested in San Francisco on the anniversary of the city's nudity ban sparks a discussion on American culture. The hosts argue that the United States is a "sex-crazed" but "repressed" society, which explains both the massive porn industry and the legal controversies surrounding public breastfeeding and nudity. Keywords: [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [nudity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nudity.md), body freedom, sexual repression, [public policy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-policy.md), [protest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protest.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Sochi Olympics Gay Rights Controversy and the "White Paper" (1:53:10–1:59:16) The hosts discuss the "Gay White Paper" sent to various organizations, including Amnesty International and media outlets, which challenges the narrative of state-sponsored anti-gay violence in Russia. They critique groups like GLAAD and Human Rights Watch for "exploiting" the issue to sell merchandise and raise funds. They also mention a Fareed Zakaria interview where a Russian artist denied a link between gay rights and pedophilia. Keywords: [sochi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sochi.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [gay rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gay-rights.md), [amnesty international](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amnesty-international.md), [glad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glad.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [white paper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-paper.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/29.md) ### 30. Boston Bomber Death Penalty and Missing Surveillance Video (1:59:18–2:03:16) Attorney General Eric Holder's decision to seek the death penalty for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is discussed. The hosts point out the hypocrisy of liberal officials who oppose the death penalty in principle but support it in this case. They also question why the FBI has never released the specific video footage showing the Tsarnaev brothers placing the backpacks at the marathon finish line. Keywords: [dzhokhar tsarnaev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dzhokhar-tsarnaev.md), [eric holder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-holder.md), [death penalty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/death-penalty.md), [boston marathon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boston-marathon.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Tsarnaev Leverage Theory and FBI Shooting of Ibragim Todashev (2:03:17–2:07:53) A theory is proposed that the death penalty is being used as leverage to keep Dzhokhar Tsarnaev from revealing details about the bombing or potential government involvement. The hosts reference the FBI's fatal shooting of Tsarnaev's associate, Ibragim Todashev, in Florida as evidence that the authorities are silencing witnesses. They suggest the entire "manhunt" was a theatrical exercise. Keywords: [dzhokhar tsarnaev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dzhokhar-tsarnaev.md), [ibragim todashev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ibragim-todashev.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [death penalty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/death-penalty.md), [leverage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leverage.md), [manhunt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/manhunt.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/31.md) ### 32. The Blaze Crack Pipe Story and "Morning Zoo" Media Models (2:07:54–2:12:03) The hosts debunk a story from Glenn Beck's "The Blaze" which claimed the city of San Francisco was handing out free crack pipes. They clarify that it was a small group of activists, not a city program. They compare the production style of The Blaze to a "Morning Zoo" radio format, noting that head writer Mike Opelka is a veteran of that industry. Keywords: [glenn beck](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-beck.md), [the blaze](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-blaze.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), crack pipes, [morning zoo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morning-zoo.md), [media criticism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-criticism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/32.md) ### 33. The 2030 Club and Transhumanist Consultant FM-2030 (2:12:03–2:16:22) The hosts introduce "The 2030 Club," a satirical look at various dire predictions for the year 2030, including economic collapse and resource depletion. They discuss FM-2030, a transhumanist philosopher who was cryogenically frozen. One host jokes about becoming a "transhumanist consultant" as a way to explain his career to outsiders. Keywords: [2030](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/2030.md), [club of rome](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/club-of-rome.md), [mit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mit.md), [transhumanism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transhumanism.md), fm-2030, [cryogenics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cryogenics.md), [numerology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/numerology.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/33.md) ### 34. EPA Chief Gina McCarthy and the "Needs of the President" (2:16:25–2:18:55) A clip of EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy is analyzed, where she calls on scientists to help the agency meet the "needs of this President." The hosts find the phrasing alarming, suggesting it implies that scientific research should be tailored to support the executive branch's political agenda rather than objective truth. Keywords: [gina mccarthy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gina-mccarthy.md), [epa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/epa.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [science](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/science.md), [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md), [environmental policy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/environmental-policy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/34.md) ### 35. Moms Demand Action and Facebook Gun Sale Restrictions (2:18:59–2:24:24) The "Moms Demand Action" campaign to ban gun sales on Facebook and Instagram is discussed. The hosts point out that the group is funded by Michael Bloomberg and led by a former Monsanto PR spokesperson. They argue the campaign's true goal is to eliminate private, unregulated gun sales and implement a system of universal monitoring and background checks. Keywords: moms demand action, [michael bloomberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-bloomberg.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), [monsanto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monsanto.md), [instagram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/instagram.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/35.md) ### 36. Pharmaceutical Fentanyl vs. Syrian Methylfentanyl (2:24:24–2:27:07) A listener email provides a detailed breakdown of opiate strengths, noting that pharmaceutical fentanyl is expensive and usually distributed via patches or lollipops. The hosts contrast this with "methylfentanyl," a much cheaper and more potent analog. They speculate that this version is being produced in Syria or Turkey and smuggled into the U.S. as a chemical additive for heroin. Keywords: [fentanyl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fentanyl.md), methylfentanyl, [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [pharmaceuticals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pharmaceuticals.md), drug potency [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/36.md) ### 37. MV Cape Ray and the Destruction of Syrian Chemical Weapons (2:27:07–2:32:18) The hosts discuss the deployment of the MV Cape Ray, a U.S. Navy container ship tasked with neutralizing Syrian chemical weapons at sea. They connect this to their previous discussion on methylfentanyl, suggesting the "destruction" of these chemicals might actually be a cover for diverting them into the illicit drug market or other clandestine operations. Keywords: mv cape ray, [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [chemical weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemical-weapons.md), [navy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/navy.md), methylfentanyl, [maritime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maritime.md), [disarmament](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disarmament.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/588-velveeta-shortage/chapter/37.md) ### 38. Central African Republic Conflict and Show Outro (2:32:21–2:33:48) The hosts conclude the episode by teasing a future discussion on the escalating humanitarian crisis in the Central African Republic. 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