# Neuroelasticity

> From the Smithsonian’s new smartphone artifact to the $712 trillion derivatives loophole, institutional power and digital surveillance collide in a landscape of automated news and propaganda.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 561
- **Published:** 2013-10-31
- **Length:** 3h 9m
- **Topics:** [Citigroup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/citigroup.md), NSA Muscular, [Healthcare.gov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-gov.md), [Lumosity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lumosity.md), Greenland mining, [Vladimir Putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity

## About this episode

The Smithsonian Institution has officially added the iPhone 3 used by NPR strategist Andy Carvin during the Arab Spring to its permanent collection. While the museum frames the device as a pivotal artifact of modern history, critics argue the acquisition of a mass-produced smartphone represents a decline in historical standards. Meanwhile, the Boston Red Sox secured a 2013 World Series victory, a win immediately leveraged by media outlets to push a tragedy-to-triumph narrative following the Boston marathon bombing.

In Washington, the House of Representatives debated HR 992, a bill allowing Citigroup and other major banks to keep $712 trillion in derivatives exposure within FDIC-insured entities. Intelligence tensions also escalated as former CIA Deputy Director Mike Morell defended the agency's $14.7 billion budget on 60 Minutes, highlighting a growing funding rivalry with the NSA. Simultaneously, leaked documents revealed the NSA Muscular program, which intercepts internal data from Google and Yahoo, while Representative Mike Rogers argued that privacy cannot be violated if the subject is unaware of the surveillance.

Beyond the beltway, the University of Colorado issued controversial guidelines against offensive Halloween costumes, and a Calgary school abolished its honor roll to protect student self-esteem. The episode features the formal knighting of producers David and James Julian, alongside a skeptical look at Lumosity's brain-training claims and the rise of automated sports reporting at Yahoo Sports.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/transcript.md.

### 1. Smithsonian Institution, Andy Carvin iPhone Artifact (0:00–5:58)

The Smithsonian Institution added the iPhone 3 used by NPR social media strategist Andy Carvin during the Arab Spring to its collection. Carvin, known for using Twitter to verify eyewitness accounts from the front lines, donated the device to the American History Museum. The acquisition is criticized as a "bogative" artifact choice, questioning the historical significance of a relatively modern smartphone.

Keywords: smithsonian institution, [andy carvin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andy-carvin.md), [arab spring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arab-spring.md), [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), [jeff jarvis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-jarvis.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Halloween Costumes, Childhood Robot Anecdote (5:59–10:22)

A childhood memory involves a robot costume constructed from aluminum fiber tubes by an electrician father, which won a third-grade award. The discussion shifts to current Halloween plans in the Travis Heights neighborhood of Austin, Texas, involving white face makeup, top hats, and a PA system to play scary sound effects for trick-or-treaters.

Keywords: [halloween](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/halloween.md), robot costume, [brian brushwood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-brushwood.md), [travis heights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travis-heights.md), childhood memories

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Boston Red Sox, World Series Victory Propaganda (10:23–13:23)

The Boston Red Sox won the 2013 World Series, leading to media coverage that linked the sports victory to the "Boston Strong" sentiment following the April marathon bombing. An interview with player Shane Victorino is highlighted for its attempt to inject tragedy-to-triumph propaganda into the championship celebration.

Keywords: [boston red sox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boston-red-sox.md), [world series](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-series.md), [boston marathon bombing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boston-marathon-bombing.md), shane victorino, [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/3.md)

### 4. HR 992, Swaps Push Out Bill, Citigroup (13:24–22:01)

The House of Representatives debated HR 992, known as the Swaps Push Out Bill, which seeks to repeal Section 716 of the Dodd-Frank Act. Representative David Scott of Georgia advocated for the bill, which would allow banks to keep their $712 trillion derivatives exposure within FDIC-insured entities. Critics argue this effectively forces taxpayers to backstop potential bank failures, specifically benefiting Citigroup.

Keywords: hr 992, [dodd-frank act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dodd-frank-act.md), [fdic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fdic.md), [citigroup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/citigroup.md), [derivatives](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/derivatives.md), david scott

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/4.md)

### 5. James Comey, FBI Director Swearing-In Ceremony (22:04–27:35)

James Comey was sworn in as the new FBI Director in a private ceremony at Attorney General Eric Holder's office on September 4, 2013. The ceremony was later repeated because Comey's spouse was not holding the Bible during the initial oath. Comey's background at the hedge fund Bridgewater and the board of HSBC is noted as he oversees multi-billion dollar probes into JP Morgan and Jamie Dimon.

Keywords: [james comey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-comey.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [hsbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hsbc.md), [jamie dimon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jamie-dimon.md), [jp morgan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jp-morgan.md), [eric holder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-holder.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/5.md)

### 6. CIA vs NSA, Mike Morell 60 Minutes Interview (27:36–38:51)

Former CIA Deputy Director Mike Morell appeared on CBS 60 Minutes to discuss the damage caused by Edward Snowden's leaks, specifically the disclosure of the "Black Budget." The $52.6 billion budget reveals that the CIA receives $14.7 billion, more than the NSA's $10.8 billion. This supports a theory of an ongoing bureaucratic conflict between the CIA and the NSA for funding and media influence.

Keywords: [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [mike morell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-morell.md), [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), [black budget](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-budget.md), [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Keith Alexander, NSA Big Data Defense (38:53–42:09)

NSA Director Keith Alexander defended the agency's collection of European phone data during a congressional hearing, claiming the data is often provided by foreign partners. The effectiveness of "Big Data" is questioned, comparing the NSA's inability to parse information to Amazon's redundant advertising algorithms. Concerns are raised regarding the NSA sharing intelligence with the IRS and FBI for domestic law enforcement.

Keywords: [keith alexander](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keith-alexander.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [big data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-data.md), [espionage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/espionage.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [irs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irs.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/7.md)

### 8. CIA Drone Program, Mike Morell Defense (42:10–47:53)

Mike Morell defended the CIA's use of armed drones in Pakistan and Yemen as a precise weapon system that prevents attacks on the scale of 9/11. Reports indicate the CIA has supplied between $50 million and $100 million in direct cash payoffs to Afghan President Hamid Karzai over the last decade. The discussion links the CIA's control of Afghanistan to the country's 90% share of global poppy production.

Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [mike morell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-morell.md), [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [poppy production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poppy-production.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Glenn Greenwald, Pierre Omidyar New Media Venture (47:54–52:28)

Journalist Glenn Greenwald is launching a $250 million news venture funded by eBay founder Pierre Omidyar. The partnership is scrutinized due to Omidyar's past actions with PayPal, which cut off support for WikiLeaks, and his business ties to Booz Allen Hamilton. The move is characterized as Greenwald seeking "protection" from the intelligence community through a wealthy benefactor.

Keywords: [glenn greenwald](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-greenwald.md), [pierre omidyar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pierre-omidyar.md), [ebay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ebay.md), [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), [booz allen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/booz-allen.md), [wikileaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikileaks.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/9.md)

### 10. NSA Muscular Program, GFE Acronym Humor (52:29–59:00)

Leaked documents revealed the NSA's "Muscular" program, which intercepts data from Google and Yahoo's internal clouds. A slide featuring the acronym "GFE" (Google Front End) and a smiley face is interpreted as a double entendre for "Girlfriend Experience," a term used in the escort industry. Senator Dianne Feinstein has called for a full review of the NSA following these revelations.

Keywords: muscular program, [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [yahoo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yahoo.md), gfe, [dianne feinstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dianne-feinstein.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Michael Hayden, Train Eavesdropping Incident (59:00–1:01:23)

Former NSA Director Michael Hayden was live-tweeted by former MoveOn.org director Tom Matsey while giving an off-the-record phone interview on an Acela train. Matsey overheard Hayden criticizing the Obama administration and discussing CIA rendition programs. The incident is cited as an example of high-level officials failing to maintain operational security in public spaces.

Keywords: [michael hayden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-hayden.md), tom matsey, [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [moveon.org](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moveon-org.md), [eavesdropping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eavesdropping.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Drone Strike Reports, Senator Patrick Leahy (1:01:25–1:05:59)

Amnesty International and other groups released reports detailing civilian casualties from drone strikes, including the death of a grandmother in Pakistan. Despite the reports, CIA Director John Brennan has not been called to testify, while the NSA remains the primary target of congressional scrutiny. Senator Patrick Leahy's role in overseeing the intelligence community is also briefly discussed.

Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [amnesty international](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amnesty-international.md), [john brennan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-brennan.md), [patrick leahy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patrick-leahy.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Russia G20 Spying, Bugged USB Sticks (1:05:59–1:07:30)

Reports from Italian newspapers alleged that Russia spied on delegates at the September G20 summit in St. Petersburg by handing out bugged USB memory sticks and phone charging cables. A spokesman for President Vladimir Putin denied the claims. The reporting is criticized for using vague technical terms like "bug" and "glitch" to describe complex espionage.

Keywords: [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [g20](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/g20.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), usb sticks, [spying](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spying.md), [st. petersburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/st-petersburg.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Mike Rogers, Privacy Violation Logic (1:07:31–1:11:14)

Representative Mike Rogers of Michigan argued during a hearing that a person's privacy cannot be violated if they are unaware of the violation. This logic was challenged by a law professor using the "tree falling in a forest" analogy. Rogers' stance is criticized as an absurd legal standard that undermines Fourth Amendment protections.

Keywords: [mike rogers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-rogers.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md), [fourth amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fourth-amendment.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/14.md)

### 15. James Clapper, Foreign Leader Surveillance (1:11:16–1:16:42)

Director of National Intelligence James Clapper testified that the US spies on foreign leaders to determine their intentions, a practice he described as a "basic tenet" of intelligence. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney refused to confirm if German Chancellor Angela Merkel's phone had been monitored in the past, only stating that it is not being monitored currently.

Keywords: [james clapper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-clapper.md), [angela merkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angela-merkel.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [jay carney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jay-carney.md), [spying](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spying.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Big Data Skepticism, Internet Advertising Failures (1:16:42–1:25:25)

The effectiveness of government and commercial big data is questioned, citing the persistence of irrelevant internet ads for products already purchased. The history of the internet's infrastructure is recalled through a visit to Digex in Reston, Virginia, where the NSA and FEMA maintained a presence. Online advertising is characterized as a "Ponzi scheme" that fails to utilize data for meaningful cross-selling.

Keywords: [big data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-data.md), digex, [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [retargeting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/retargeting.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Peter King vs Glenn Greenwald, Spying Defense (1:25:26–1:30:41)

Representative Peter King defended NSA programs on Democracy Now, stating that the French and Germans should be grateful for US intelligence that saves lives. Glenn Greenwald responded by criticizing King's "radical" defense of privacy invasions. Greenwald's personal history, including his legal career and his life in Brazil, is discussed in the context of his ongoing conflict with the US government.

Keywords: [peter king](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peter-king.md), [glenn greenwald](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-greenwald.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [brazil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brazil.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Producer Donations, Knighting of the Julian Brothers (1:30:41–1:39:54)

The show acknowledges executive producers and donors, including David and James Julian, who were knighted for their contributions. A discussion on Dave Winer's Fargo software and the "Freedom Controller" open-source project follows. The segment includes a "de-douching" of a listener and a mention of a local cinema sponsorship in North Carolina to promote the podcast.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), david julian, james julian, [fargo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fargo.md), [brian brushwood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-brushwood.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Cultural Marxism, Halloween Costume Bans, Honor Rolls (1:39:55–1:46:17)

The University of Colorado Boulder issued guidelines discouraging "offensive" Halloween costumes, such as sombreros or geisha outfits. Meanwhile, a school in Calgary, Alberta, abolished its honor roll to avoid hurting the self-esteem of students who do not receive awards. These trends are attributed to the "self-esteem movement" and a shift away from competitiveness in Western society.

Keywords: [cultural marxism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cultural-marxism.md), [university of colorado](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/university-of-colorado.md), [calgary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/calgary.md), honor roll, [self-esteem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/self-esteem.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Healthcare.gov Propaganda, White House Videos (1:46:18–1:51:57)

The White House released a series of videos featuring citizens praising the Healthcare.gov website and the Affordable Care Act. The videos, described as "Lenny Riefenstahl" style propaganda, show users claiming the site is easy to use despite widespread technical failures. One testimonial highlights a user saving money by switching from COBRA to a $350 monthly plan.

Keywords: [healthcare.gov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-gov.md), [obamacare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/obamacare.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [insurance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insurance.md), [cobra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cobra.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Healthcare.gov Costs, IT Version Control Failures (1:51:57–1:55:55)

Secretary Kathleen Sebelius testified that the Healthcare.gov website cost approximately $118 million. IT insiders report that the contractors, including CGI Federal, failed to use basic version control systems like Git or Subversion. The project is described as "amateur hour," with testing consisting of simple command-line tools rather than robust quality assurance.

Keywords: [healthcare.gov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-gov.md), [kathleen sebelius](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kathleen-sebelius.md), [cgi federal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cgi-federal.md), [git](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/git.md), version control, [it infrastructure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/it-infrastructure.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Media Intimidation, Carol Costello, Valerie Jarrett (1:55:57–1:59:56)

CNN anchor Carol Costello claimed that the Obama administration is "thin-skinned" and has used threats against journalists' jobs to prevent negative reporting. The discussion also notes Valerie Jarrett's Twitter handle, "VJ44," which some interpret as a sign of her significant influence as the "true 44th president."

Keywords: [carol costello](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carol-costello.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [valerie jarrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-jarrett.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Listener Birthdays, Global Producer Credits (2:00:03–2:08:51)

The show reads a list of donors and birthday wishes from around the world, including producers in Australia, the UK, Norway, Sweden, and Germany. Specific mentions include a $100 donation from Todd Simons in Brisbane and a 69-euro donation from Eric Nagel in the Netherlands, who is knighted as Sir Erik Nagel of Spakenburg.

Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [brisbane](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brisbane.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Real Estate, San Francisco Bubble, Oregon Relocation (2:08:51–2:16:13)

A discussion on the San Francisco real estate bubble suggests that the market is nearing a peak fueled by "angel funding" and venture capital. Potential relocation spots are debated, including the Dundee Hills in Oregon for its vineyards and the Vancouver, Washington area for its lack of state income tax combined with proximity to tax-free shopping in Portland.

Keywords: [real estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [oregon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oregon.md), [washington state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-state.md), [taxes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Knighting Ceremony, National Weather Service Alerts (2:16:13–2:19:29)

A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for several producers, including the Julian brothers and Wilbert Raps. The segment transitions into a discussion about a new handheld ham radio with APRS and National Weather Service alert capabilities, which proved useful during recent heavy flooding in Austin, Texas.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [ham radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md), [aprs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aprs.md), [national weather service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-weather-service.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [flooding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flooding.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Vladimir Putin, Forbes Power Rankings, Sochi Olympics (2:19:31–2:22:27)

Vladimir Putin surpassed Barack Obama in the Forbes "Most Powerful People" list for 2013. Putin addressed concerns regarding Russia's "gay propaganda" law ahead of the Sochi Winter Olympics, stating that all guests would be welcome regardless of sexual orientation. The media's portrayal of Putin's "macho" image is contrasted with Obama's public persona.

Keywords: [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [forbes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/forbes.md), [sochi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sochi.md), [olympics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/olympics.md), gay propaganda law, [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/26.md)

### 27. EU Banking Union, Toilet Eco-Label Report (2:22:28–2:27:14)

The European Union finalized a 60-page technical report on "eco-label" criteria for flushing toilets and urinals to regulate water usage. Simultaneously, EU finance ministers in Luxembourg agreed on a new banking supervisor to monitor the top 130 banks. The "Banking Union" aims to shield taxpayers from future bailouts, though Germany remains skeptical of shared liability.

Keywords: [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [banking union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/banking-union.md), eco-label, [toilets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilets.md), [luxembourg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/luxembourg.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Greece Economic Crisis, Golden Dawn Crackdown (2:27:15–2:31:57)

Greece continues to face civil unrest as the government crackdowns on the Golden Dawn party, arresting leaders and cutting off state funding following the murder of an anti-fascist rapper. Youth unemployment in Italy and Spain remains near 40%, leading to fears of a broader European collapse. The militarization of police forces is noted as a response to potential revolutionary activity.

Keywords: [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [golden dawn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golden-dawn.md), [athens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/athens.md), [youth unemployment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youth-unemployment.md), [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [fascism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fascism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Egypt Political Crisis, Muslim Brotherhood Arrests (2:31:58–2:33:52)

Egyptian authorities detained senior Muslim Brotherhood leader Esam al-Arian in Cairo as part of a continued crackdown on the Islamist movement. Supporters of deposed President Mohamed Morsi have called for mass protests on November 4, 2013, the day Morsi is scheduled to go on trial for inciting murder.

Keywords: [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), [cairo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cairo.md), [muslim brotherhood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muslim-brotherhood.md), [mohamed morsi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mohamed-morsi.md), esam al-arian, [protests](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protests.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Janet Napolitano, University of California Protests (2:33:53–2:36:53)

Protesters at Oakland Tech demonstrated against Janet Napolitano's appointment as President of the University of California, citing her record of deportations as Homeland Security Chief. The protests are criticized for using repetitive "hey hey, ho ho" chants. Code Pink activist Medea Benjamin was also spotted protesting NSA surveillance during recent congressional hearings.

Keywords: [janet napolitano](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-napolitano.md), [university of california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/university-of-california.md), [oakland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oakland.md), [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md), [protests](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protests.md), [code pink](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/code-pink.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Greenland Uranium Mining, GDP Growth (2:36:55–2:39:30)

Greenland's parliament voted to end a decades-long ban on mining radioactive materials, including uranium. The autonomous Danish territory hopes to double its GDP through contracts with companies like London Mining. Environmental groups have warned that the mining projects could threaten the fragile Arctic ecosystem.

Keywords: [greenland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greenland.md), [uranium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uranium.md), [mining](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mining.md), [denmark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denmark.md), london mining, arctic ecosystem

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Stage 0 Breast Cancer, Medical Over-Diagnosis (2:39:33–2:42:24)

The medical industry has introduced the term "Stage 0" breast cancer to describe pre-malignant lesions detected by mammograms. Critics argue this classification leads to unnecessary surgeries and profit for the healthcare industry, comparing it to the "Angelina Jolie procedure" of preventative mastectomies.

Keywords: stage 0 cancer, [breast cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/breast-cancer.md), [mammograms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mammograms.md), [angelina jolie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angelina-jolie.md), [medical industry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-industry.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Automated Insights, Robot Sports Reporting (2:42:24–2:46:53)

Yahoo Sports is utilizing "Automated Insights," a service that uses algorithms to generate news stories from raw data. A report on the Jacksonville Jaguars losing to the San Francisco 49ers is analyzed for its robotic, stat-heavy prose. The trend is viewed as an insult to readers and a threat to traditional journalism.

Keywords: automated insights, yahoo sports, jacksonville jaguars, [san francisco 49ers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco-49ers.md), [algorithms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/algorithms.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Lumosity, Brain Training Skepticism (2:46:54–2:51:51)

Lumosity.com, a heavily venture-funded "brain training" service, is criticized as a "parlor trick" that uses the term "neuroplasticity" to market simple games. The company's leadership and its partnerships with insurance companies like Blue Cross Blue Shield are noted. Skeptics suggest that reading or learning a musical instrument are more effective ways to maintain cognitive health.

Keywords: [lumosity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lumosity.md), [neuroplasticity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neuroplasticity.md), brain training, [venture capital](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venture-capital.md), [neuroscience](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neuroscience.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Airo Bracelet, Transhumanist Health Tracking (2:51:53–2:55:01)

The Airo bracelet is a new wearable device that claims to use a built-in spectrometer to track calorie intake, nutritional quality, stress levels, and sleep cycles. The device is marketed as a lifestyle assistant that can recommend breathing exercises. There are concerns that such data will eventually be mandated by insurance companies to monitor policyholders.

Keywords: airo bracelet, spectrometer, health tracking, [transhumanism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transhumanism.md), [insurance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insurance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/35.md)

### 36. California Road Tax, GPS Tracking in Cars (2:55:02–3:01:34)

California is exploring a new road tax system that uses GPS "black boxes" to track mileage, as declining gasoline tax revenue fails to cover infrastructure costs. The system would charge drivers based on miles driven rather than fuel consumed. The discussion touches on the legality of GPS jammers and the potential for "Slave Compliance Data" devices to feed fake, positive data to government trackers.

Keywords: road tax, [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [gps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gps.md), [black box](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-box.md), [gasoline tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gasoline-tax.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Kale Recipes, European Storms, Final Sign-off (3:01:35–3:09:55)

The show concludes with a request for kale recipes for a future ebook and a report on the "St. Jude" storm that battered Britain and mainland Europe with 160 km/h winds. The hosts sign off from Austin and Northern Silicon Valley, reminding listeners of the next show on Sunday.

Keywords: [kale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kale.md), st. jude storm, [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [copenhagen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copenhagen.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/561-neuroelasticity/chapter/37.md)

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