# Clouds of Crisis

> Global markets reel from Brazilian sugar fires while the White House attempts to move past the government shutdown under a self-described cloud of crisis.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 558
- **Published:** 2013-10-20
- **Length:** 2h 58m
- **Topics:** [Jeh Johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeh-johnson.md), Sugar Fire, Oarfish, [Healthcare.gov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-gov.md), [Bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [Agenda 21](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agenda-21.md), [NSA](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis

## About this episode

President Barack Obama deployed the phrase cloud of crisis this week to characterize the post-shutdown political landscape as federal agencies like the Department of Homeland Security face leadership transitions. The nomination of Jeh Johnson to succeed Janet Napolitano at DHS has sparked scrutiny regarding his history as a campaign donor and his previous legal justifications for a perpetual War on Terror. While the National Zoo and White House tours resume operations, the administration continues to navigate the fallout of the 16-day government closure and the systemic technical collapse of the Healthcare.gov insurance portal.

International markets reacted sharply to a massive fire at the Port of Santos in Brazil where 180,000 tons of raw sugar owned by Copper Sucar were destroyed, driving global prices to a one-year high. In Australia, the Defence Force is investigating whether military explosives training ignited devastating bushfires near Sydney, while a French court sentenced three Somali pirates to nine years for the 2009 hijacking of the yacht Tanit. Domestic security concerns escalated following the arrest of airport workers at LAX for dry ice devices and the classification of laser pointers as federal crimes by the FBI. Meanwhile, JPMorgan Chase and CEO Jamie Dimon reached a tentative 13 billion dollar settlement with the Justice Department over mortgage-backed securities as the public remains largely indifferent to the retirement of NSA Director Keith Alexander.

Cultural oddities and marine anomalies took center stage as an 18-foot oarfish appeared off Catalina Island, reviving Japanese legends of impending earthquakes. House stenographer Diane Reidy made headlines after claiming the Holy Spirit compelled her to deliver a religious warning on the House floor during a late-night vote. Dame Elise Garling received a formal knighting for her support and contribution of homemade limoncello to the show.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/transcript.md.

### 1. San Francisco Fog Patterns and Climate Change Observations (0:00–1:27)

The hosts discuss the current weather conditions in Northern Silicon Valley, noting a thick fog that obscures visibility. They compare this to traditional San Francisco fog patterns and speculate on whether changing weather cycles are related to climate change.

Keywords: [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [fog](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fog.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [weather patterns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weather-patterns.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/1.md)

### 2. National Character Counts Week and Unalienable Rights Definition (1:28–7:01)

A presidential proclamation for National Character Counts Week prompts a debate over the linguistic and legal differences between "unalienable" and "inalienable" rights. The discussion references the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, concluding that unalienable rights are those that cannot be surrendered or transferred.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [declaration of independence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/declaration-of-independence.md), unalienable rights, national character counts week, [constitution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/constitution.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/2.md)

### 3. West Nile Virus Symptoms and Vitamin B Mosquito Repellent (7:03–9:30)

An update is provided on a family member's illness, which was initially thought to be the flu but is suspected to be West Nile Virus. A health tip is shared regarding the use of Vitamin B complex as a natural deterrent to prevent mosquito bites.

Keywords: [west nile virus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/west-nile-virus.md), [mosquitoes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mosquitoes.md), vitamin b, [flu symptoms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flu-symptoms.md), [health tips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/health-tips.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Solicitation Avoidance Tactics and Planned Parenthood Encounter (9:31–12:15)

A personal anecdote describes an encounter with street solicitors asking for support for Planned Parenthood and Greenpeace. The narrative explores various "solicitation avoidance tactics," including using nonsensical or aggressive comebacks to end unwanted public interactions.

Keywords: [planned parenthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/planned-parenthood.md), [greenpeace](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greenpeace.md), street solicitors, [social engineering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-engineering.md), [humor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humor.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/4.md)

### 5. World Health Organization Air Pollution Cancer Report (12:15–15:33)

The World Health Organization and the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) have classified outdoor air pollution as a Group 1 carcinogen. While the report links urban pollutants to lung and bladder cancer, the hosts express skepticism, suggesting the findings are part of a broader Agenda 21 narrative.

Keywords: [world health organization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-health-organization.md), iarc, [air pollution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-pollution.md), [carcinogens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carcinogens.md), [lung cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lung-cancer.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Oarfish Sightings in California and Earthquake Legends (15:34–21:53)

The discovery of an 18-foot oarfish off Catalina Island and a rare beaked whale in Venice Beach sparks a discussion on marine anomalies. The segment highlights a Japanese legend suggesting that oarfish beachings serve as a warning for impending earthquakes, citing similar occurrences before the 2011 Fukushima disaster.

Keywords: oarfish, [catalina island](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/catalina-island.md), [fukushima](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fukushima.md), [earthquakes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earthquakes.md), [marine biology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marine-biology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Agenda 21 Chapter 24 and Global Gender Policies (21:53–25:18)

An analysis of Chapter 24 of the United Nations Agenda 21 document focuses on global actions for women toward sustainable development. The discussion posits that these international frameworks aim to shift societal control to female leadership through NGOs and think tanks.

Keywords: [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [agenda 21](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agenda-21.md), nairobi strategies, [ngo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ngo.md), [sustainable development](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sustainable-development.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Robert Redford, Hillary Clinton, and Plastic Surgery Observations (25:19–29:48)

Observations regarding the physical appearance of Robert Redford and Hillary Clinton lead to a discussion on plastic surgery in politics. The hosts speculate on "nip and tuck" procedures and Botox use as part of image management for potential 2016 presidential candidates.

Keywords: [robert redford](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-redford.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [plastic surgery](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plastic-surgery.md), [botox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/botox.md), political aesthetics

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Femme Documentary and the Rise of Matriarchal Leadership (29:49–36:10)

The documentary "Femme," produced by Sharon Stone, is examined for its themes of shifting global power from masculine to feminine identities. The segment features clips from Marianne Williamson and Gloria Steinem, discussing the concept of "stoking the feminine" and the role of women in future governance.

Keywords: [sharon stone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sharon-stone.md), [marianne williamson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marianne-williamson.md), [gloria steinem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gloria-steinem.md), femme, [matriarchy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/matriarchy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Sharon Stone Personal Anecdotes and Phil Bronstein (36:10–45:03)

The hosts recount personal stories and second-hand accounts regarding Sharon Stone and her former husband, Phil Bronstein. The anecdotes focus on her public persona, her behavior in San Francisco restaurants, and the circumstances surrounding her move back to Los Angeles.

Keywords: [sharon stone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sharon-stone.md), [phil bronstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phil-bronstein.md), [san francisco chronicle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco-chronicle.md), [celebrity gossip](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/celebrity-gossip.md), [parenting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parenting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Executive Producer Credits and 4K Monitor Discounts (45:03–54:33)

The show acknowledges high-tier donors and executive producers, including a monitor seller offering discounts to the audience. Listeners from Texas and Amsterdam are recognized for their financial support through the value-for-value model.

Keywords: 4kspecials, lufkin, [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [podcast funding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-funding.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/11.md)

### 12. NPR Funding Criticism and Sandra Bernhard VIP Experience (54:34–1:01:33)

A critique of National Public Radio (NPR) focuses on its funding sources, arguing that "underwriting" is functionally equivalent to commercial advertising. This transitions into a story about purchasing VIP tickets for a Sandra Bernhard show in Austin and the subsequent cancellation of the late-night performance.

Keywords: [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [public radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-radio.md), sandra bernhard, [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [underwriting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/underwriting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Brazil Sugar Warehouse Fire and Global Price Spikes (1:01:35–1:03:19)

A massive fire at the Port of Santos in Brazil destroyed 180,000 tons of raw sugar, causing international sugar prices to reach a one-year high. The incident affected warehouses owned by Copper Sucar, the world's largest sugar trader.

Keywords: [brazil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brazil.md), santos, sugar prices, copper sucar, [international trade](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-trade.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Australian Bushfires and Military Explosives Training Link (1:03:21–1:06:31)

The Australian Defence Force is investigating whether a major bushfire near Sydney was ignited by a military explosives training exercise. The hosts contrast international reporting of the military's involvement with domestic U.S. media coverage of the fires.

Keywords: [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [sydney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sydney.md), [new south wales](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-south-wales.md), australian defence force, [bushfires](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bushfires.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Somali Pirate Sentencing and French Special Forces Error (1:06:32–1:08:51)

A French court sentenced three Somali pirates to nine years in prison following a 2009 yacht hijacking. The discussion highlights a tragic error during the rescue operation where French Special Forces accidentally shot and killed the hostage, skipper Florent Lemasson.

Keywords: [somalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/somalia.md), [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md), [piracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/piracy.md), florent lemasson, hostage rescue

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Barack Obama "Cloud of Crisis" Rhetoric Analysis (1:08:52–1:13:07)

President Barack Obama's post-shutdown rhetoric is analyzed, specifically his use of the phrases "responsible Republicans" and the "cloud of crisis." The hosts critique the repetitive nature of these talking points in his weekly addresses.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [government shutdown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/government-shutdown.md), [political rhetoric](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-rhetoric.md), cloud of crisis, responsible republicans

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Government Reopening and White House Tour Resumption (1:13:08–1:17:13)

Following the end of the government shutdown, federal employees returned to work and tourist sites like the National Zoo reopened. The hosts question how White House tours resumed despite previous claims that they were cancelled due to the sequester.

Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [epa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/epa.md), white house tours, [sequester](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sequester.md), panda cam

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Jeh Johnson Nomination for Department of Homeland Security (1:17:14–1:26:53)

President Obama nominated Jeh Johnson to lead the Department of Homeland Security. The segment features an Al Jazeera America interview with former CIA analyst Tara Maller, discussing Johnson's background as a campaign donor and his lack of immigration experience.

Keywords: [jeh johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeh-johnson.md), [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), tara maller, [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Legal Authority for the War on Terror (1:26:54–1:32:36)

The discussion focuses on Jeh Johnson's previous statements regarding the "tipping point" where the legal authority for the War on Terror might end. The hosts explore the implications of a perpetual wartime footing and the use of drone strikes in Pakistan and Yemen.

Keywords: [war on terror](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/war-on-terror.md), [drone strikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drone-strikes.md), [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [legal authority](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legal-authority.md), [yale law school](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yale-law-school.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/19.md)

### 20. JPMorgan Chase $13 Billion Settlement and Jamie Dimon (1:32:36–1:39:35)

JPMorgan Chase reached a tentative $13 billion settlement with the U.S. Justice Department over the sale of troubled mortgage-backed securities. The deal follows a meeting between CEO Jamie Dimon and Attorney General Eric Holder regarding civil and potential criminal liabilities.

Keywords: [jpmorgan chase](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jpmorgan-chase.md), [jamie dimon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jamie-dimon.md), [eric holder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-holder.md), [mortgage-backed securities](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mortgage-backed-securities.md), [department of justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-justice.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/20.md)

### 21. NSA Spying Public Indifference and Keith Alexander Retirement (1:39:36–1:42:03)

The hosts criticize the normalization of NSA surveillance in popular culture and media, specifically targeting jokes made by pundits like Eleanor Clift. They discuss the upcoming retirement of NSA Director Keith Alexander and the general public's indifference toward privacy revelations.

Keywords: [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [keith alexander](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keith-alexander.md), [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), [eleanor clift](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eleanor-clift.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/21.md)

### 22. APRS Radio Messaging and Blackout Drill Preparation (1:42:03–1:43:48)

A technical project is described involving the integration of Google Voice with an APRS (Automatic Packet Reporting System) gateway for radio-based text messaging. This setup is intended for use during potential infrastructure failures or the upcoming national blackout drill.

Keywords: [aprs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aprs.md), [ham radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md), [google voice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-voice.md), [emergency communication](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emergency-communication.md), blackout drill

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Bell Canada Data Tracking and Targeted Advertising (1:43:49–1:48:47)

Bell Canada issued a notice to customers regarding new data tracking policies that monitor web pages visited, search terms, and TV viewing patterns. The hosts argue that "Big Data" is ineffective for advertising and serves primarily as a justification for invasive surveillance.

Keywords: bell canada, [big data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-data.md), [deep packet inspection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deep-packet-inspection.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [targeted ads](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/targeted-ads.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Public Relations Dominance Over Traditional Journalism (1:48:48–1:50:15)

A study from Pew Research is cited to show the decline of shoe-leather journalism and the rise of the public relations industry. The data indicates a four-to-one ratio of PR professionals to journalists, leading to a media landscape dominated by pre-packaged corporate and government narratives.

Keywords: [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md), [public relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-relations.md), pew study, [media ethics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-ethics.md), news churn

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Listener Donations, Knighting Ceremony, and Limoncello (1:50:26–2:06:24)

The hosts process a series of listener donations, discussing the "making it rain" meme and the "de-douching" of new supporters. A formal knighting ceremony is held for Dame Elise Garling, who is recognized for her financial support and her homemade limoncello.

Keywords: [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md), [limoncello](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/limoncello.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Flesh-Eating Bacteria Deaths in Florida (2:06:25–2:08:53)

A report details the death of a Florida man from *Vibrio vulnificus*, a flesh-eating bacteria found in warm salt water. Health officials warn of the risks associated with open sores in brackish water and the consumption of raw shellfish.

Keywords: [vibrio vulnificus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vibrio-vulnificus.md), [florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md), flesh-eating bacteria, ormond beach, [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Federal Air Marshal Arrested for Upskirt Photos (2:08:54–2:11:42)

Federal Air Marshal Adam Bartsch was arrested after a passenger caught him taking "upskirt" photos of women on a Southwest Airlines flight. Bartsch reportedly admitted to investigators that he had committed similar acts on numerous previous occasions.

Keywords: [air marshal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-marshal.md), adam bartsch, [southwest airlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/southwest-airlines.md), [nashville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nashville.md), privacy crimes

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Embedded Advertising in Hawaii Five-O and Television (2:11:42–2:14:09)

The blatant product placement of the Chevrolet Camaro in the television series *Hawaii Five-O* is critiqued. The hosts discuss the increasing trend of "embedded advertising" where commercial sponsors are integrated directly into show scripts and dialogue.

Keywords: [hawaii five-o](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hawaii-five-o.md), [chevrolet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chevrolet.md), [product placement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/product-placement.md), [robin williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robin-williams.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/28.md)

### 29. 23andMe DNA Testing and Genetic Sensitivities (2:14:10–2:20:22)

A CNET segment on 23andMe DNA testing is mocked for its focus on trivial genetic traits, such as a sensitivity to body odor or a preference for meat over sugar. The hosts propose a satirical "No Agenda DNA Sequencing" service that provides humorous, randomized results.

Keywords: [23andme](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/23andme.md), dna sequencing, [genetics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/genetics.md), [transhumanism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transhumanism.md), body odor

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/29.md)

### 30. First Nation Protests Against Fracking in Canada (2:20:22–2:21:57)

Indigenous groups in Canada, specifically the Elsipogtog First Nation, are protesting shale gas fracking operations by Irving Oil. The conflict has led to clashes with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) and concerns over land contamination.

Keywords: [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), first nation, [fracking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fracking.md), irving oil, [rcmp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rcmp.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Government Restart Challenges and IT Handheld Expiration (2:21:59–2:24:52)

Sylvia Burwell, Director of the Office of Management and Budget, discusses the logistical hurdles of restarting the federal government after a 16-day shutdown. The hosts find humor in her claim that government-issued handheld devices might face technical issues due to lack of use.

Keywords: [sylvia burwell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sylvia-burwell.md), [omb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/omb.md), [it infrastructure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/it-infrastructure.md), [government shutdown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/government-shutdown.md), mobile devices

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Healthcare.gov Technical Failures and Software Integration (2:24:52–2:35:29)

The catastrophic launch of the Healthcare.gov website is analyzed from a technical perspective, dismissing the "glitch" narrative in favor of a systemic failure in large-scale software integration. The discussion covers the role of government contractors and the hubris of the administration's "Big Data" approach.

Keywords: [healthcare.gov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-gov.md), [affordable care act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/affordable-care-act.md), [kathleen sebelius](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kathleen-sebelius.md), [software development](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/software-development.md), [cgi federal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cgi-federal.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Bitcoin Price Surge and Potential Intelligence Links (2:35:30–2:39:27)

Bitcoin's price surge to over $180 is discussed following news that the Chinese website Baidu is accepting the digital currency. The hosts speculate that Bitcoin's transparent ledger makes it an ideal tracking mechanism for intelligence agencies.

Keywords: [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [baidu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baidu.md), [silk road](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silk-road.md), [cryptocurrency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cryptocurrency.md), [tracking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tracking.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Dry Ice Bomb Arrests at LAX Airport (2:39:27–2:41:30)

Two airport workers were arrested at Los Angeles International Airport in connection with dry ice devices found on the tarmac. The hosts argue that the media's use of the term "explosive device" is an exaggeration of a simple chemical reaction involving carbon dioxide pressure.

Keywords: [lax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lax.md), dry ice bomb, [improvised explosive device](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/improvised-explosive-device.md), [los angeles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/los-angeles.md), [airport security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airport-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Laser Pointers Classified as Federal Crimes (2:41:30–2:45:29)

The FBI and FAA have increased enforcement against individuals pointing handheld lasers at aircraft, now classifying the act as a federal crime. The segment reviews the reported increase in laser incidents and the potential for these devices to be banned.

Keywords: [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [faa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/faa.md), laser pointers, [aviation safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aviation-safety.md), [federal crime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-crime.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Cory Booker Election and Political Platitudes (2:45:30–2:47:00)

Cory Booker's election to the U.S. Senate from New Jersey is noted, with a focus on his use of unifying political platitudes. The hosts mock his "ties that bind us" rhetoric as typical of modern political speechmaking.

Keywords: [cory booker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cory-booker.md), [new jersey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-jersey.md), [senate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/senate.md), [political rhetoric](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-rhetoric.md), [election](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/election.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Fat Shaming, Maria Kang, and the Bullying Circle (2:47:01–2:51:33)

Fitness advocate Maria Kang faced backlash and accusations of "fat shaming" after posting a photo with her children. This leads to a discussion on the "Bullying Circle" used in school prevention programs, which categorizes various roles from active bullies to passive onlookers.

Keywords: maria kang, [fat shaming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fat-shaming.md), [bullying](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bullying.md), [common core](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/common-core.md), [clemson university](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clemson-university.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Chronic Loneliness Health Meme and UK Studies (2:51:34–2:53:26)

A emerging health meme in the UK suggests that chronic loneliness is as detrimental to health as smoking 15 cigarettes a day. The hosts plan to investigate the origins of this study and how it is being propagated through international media.

Keywords: [loneliness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/loneliness.md), [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md), [smoking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smoking.md), [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md), [memes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/memes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/38.md)

### 39. House Stenographer Diane Reidy and the Holy Spirit (2:53:27–2:58:02)

The husband of House stenographer Diane Reidy explains her recent outburst on the House floor as a result of religious conviction and frustration with political dishonesty. Reidy claimed she was urged by the Holy Spirit to deliver a message about the nation's spiritual state during a late-night vote.

Keywords: diane reidy, [house of representatives](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/house-of-representatives.md), [stenographer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stenographer.md), holy spirit, [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/558-clouds-of-crisis/chapter/39.md)

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