# Grays+Monkeys=Humans

> Technical meltdowns at the NSA and the botched healthcare.gov rollout reveal a crisis of competence as global leaders warn of an impending financial catastrophe.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 555
- **Published:** 2013-10-10
- **Length:** 2h 51m
- **Topics:** NSA Meltdown, Libya Raid, [Healthcare.gov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-gov.md), [Janet Yellen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-yellen.md), Masik Pass, OECD Skills, Spiritual Satanism
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans

## About this episode

The National Security Agency’s massive data center in Utah has suffered ten major electrical meltdowns over the last thirteen months, resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars in destroyed hardware. These power surges have crippled the multi-billion dollar facility’s ability to begin operations, raising serious questions about the technical competence of the primary contractors. Meanwhile, U.S. commandos successfully captured Al-Qaeda suspect Abu Anas al-Libi during a raid in Tripoli, a move President Obama defended despite international concerns regarding the legality of seizing individuals from sovereign nations without formal extradition.

Domestic policy remains in gridlock as the government shutdown halts FAA aircraft registrations and forces the cancellation of Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership negotiations in Brussels. Treasury Secretary Jack Lew and HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius continue to defend the technical failures of healthcare.gov, attributing site crashes to high traffic rather than structural coding issues by contractor CGI Federal. In Russia, a court has ordered the indefinite psychiatric institutionalization of Putin critic Mikhail Kosenko, while IMF Chief Christine Lagarde warns of a global financial catastrophe if the U.S. debt ceiling is not raised. Further abroad, North Korea has unveiled the Masik Pass luxury ski resort, a project championed by Kim Jong-un that currently lacks functional ski lifts due to Swiss export sanctions.

In a bizarre turn of listener feedback, a producer introduces the theory of Spiritual Satanism, which posits that humans are hybrid clones of grey aliens and chimpanzees. The segment explores the unique acoustics of the theremin and the historical significance of Leif Erikson Day as a celebration of getting lost at sea. Sir Ryan Bemrose is officially knighted as the Baron of Puget Sound, receiving the traditional rewards of mutton and mead for his contribution to the value-for-value model.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/transcript.md.

### 1. Theremin Musical Instruments, Antique Moog Models (0:00–4:49)

A discussion regarding the theremin highlights its unique sound and historical use in science fiction cinema. One host describes a professional-grade theremin owned by a family member in Rotterdam, while the other expresses interest in acquiring an antique model, specifically those manufactured by Moog or original tube-based versions from the 1920s. The instrument's limited range and "squeaky" sound are compared to the B3 Hammond organ.

Keywords: [theremin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theremin.md), [moog](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moog.md), [musical instruments](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/musical-instruments.md), science fiction movies, b3 hammond organ

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Leif Erikson Day, Presidential Proclamation (4:50–6:32)

October 10th is recognized as Leif Erikson Day by presidential proclamation. The official White House narrative credits the son of Iceland and grandson of Norway with being the first European to visit North America after his ship drifted off course to present-day Canada. The hosts characterize the celebration as honoring a historical figure who essentially got lost at sea.

Keywords: leif erikson, [iceland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iceland.md), [norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Friday the 11th, Illuminati Numerology Superstitions (6:33–8:22)

The hosts discuss the significance of Friday the 11th within conspiracy theory circles, specifically regarding the New World Order and the Illuminati. The conversation shifts to the "Double Ten" (10/10) date, noting its historical importance in the Republic of China as the anniversary of the Wuchang Uprising, which led to the end of the Qing Dynasty.

Keywords: [illuminati](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/illuminati.md), [new world order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-world-order.md), [numerology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/numerology.md), friday the 11th, [chinatown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chinatown.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/3.md)

### 4. North Korea Masik Pass, Luxury Ski Resort (8:23–12:40)

North Korea has opened the Masik Pass luxury ski resort as part of Kim Jong-un's vision to transform the country into a tourist destination. Despite the lack of functional ski lifts due to Swiss export restrictions, the facility is marketed as a high-end experience. An anecdote about early luxury hotels in China, featuring heated orange juice, serves as a comparison for the potential quality of North Korean hospitality.

Keywords: [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), masik pass, [kim jong-un](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kim-jong-un.md), luxury resort, [tourism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tourism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Healthcare.gov Website Failures, CGI Federal Contract (12:41–20:26)

The rollout of the Affordable Care Act's healthcare.gov website is criticized for massive technical failures and a lack of transparency regarding enrollment numbers. CGI Federal, a subsidiary of a Canadian firm, is identified as the primary contractor for the back-end systems. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney and DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz are noted for attributing the crashes to unexpectedly high traffic volumes rather than structural coding issues.

Keywords: [affordable care act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/affordable-care-act.md), [healthcare.gov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-gov.md), [cgi federal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cgi-federal.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [jay carney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jay-carney.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Jack Lew, Obamacare Enrollment Math (20:26–27:02)

Treasury Secretary Jack Lew defends the healthcare.gov rollout, claiming millions of people "rushed" to the site as a positive sign of interest. The hosts perform a mathematical analysis of the administration's claim that the site was designed for 50,000 users per day, concluding that such a capacity would be insufficient to enroll the estimated 34 million uninsured Americans by the March 30th deadline.

Keywords: [jack lew](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jack-lew.md), [treasury secretary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/treasury-secretary.md), [obamacare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/obamacare.md), enrollment data, kayak

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Kathleen Sebelius, Jon Stewart Interview (27:02–35:36)

HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart to discuss the healthcare exchange rollout. During the interview, Sebelius made a facetious comment about a "market-based strategy" being the end of Western civilization, which the hosts analyze for its political subtext. Personal attempts to register for the site are described as failing due to broken templates and verification link timeouts.

Keywords: [kathleen sebelius](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kathleen-sebelius.md), [jon stewart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jon-stewart.md), [hhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hhs.md), [daily show](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daily-show.md), market-based strategy

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/7.md)

### 8. NSA Utah Data Center, Power Surge Meltdowns (35:37–39:04)

The Wall Street Journal reports that the National Security Agency's new data storage facility in Utah has suffered ten major "meltdowns" over 13 months. These incidents, caused by power surges, have reportedly destroyed hundreds of thousands of dollars in hardware and delayed the facility's opening. The hosts question the technical competence of the agency's contractors given the scale of the multi-billion dollar project.

Keywords: [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), utah data center, [wall street journal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street-journal.md), power surges, [hardware failure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hardware-failure.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Nuclear Powered Naval Vessels, Submarine Scandals (39:05–41:41)

A discussion on the prevalence of nuclear power in modern naval fleets, including aircraft carriers and submarines, leads to a report on a recent scandal. Several crew members were reportedly disciplined after an unauthorized video of an orgy aboard a submarine was discovered. The segment also references "Atomic Rod" Adams, a former nuclear submarine officer and long-time contributor to the program.

Keywords: [nuclear power](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nuclear-power.md), [us navy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/us-navy.md), [aircraft carriers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aircraft-carriers.md), [submarines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/submarines.md), naval scandal

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/9.md)

### 10. No Agenda Donation Segment, Sir Ryan Bemrose (41:42–47:27)

The hosts transition into the "Value for Value" segment, featuring a new donation jingle based on "Master of the House" from Les Misérables. Sir Ryan Bemrose is recognized for a significant contribution, seeking a Barony of the Puget Sound (excluding Seattle). The segment details the administrative process of knighthood and the importance of listener support in the absence of traditional advertising.

Keywords: [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [ryan bemrose](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ryan-bemrose.md), [puget sound](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/puget-sound.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Executive Producer Credits, Samir Bhatt (47:29–52:48)

Samir Bhatt, an executive producer from Bournemouth, UK, is thanked for his support. The hosts discuss his transition from watching RT's Abby Martin to listening to No Agenda. The segment includes a brief critique of the final season of Breaking Bad and a discussion regarding the diversity of the show's donor base, specifically mentioning Muslim supporters in the Middle East.

Keywords: samir bhatt, bournemouth, [breaking bad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/breaking-bad.md), [job karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/job-karma.md), muslim donors

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Listener Letters, Daniel Karda (52:49–1:04:14)

A series of letters from producers are read, including one from Daniel Karda regarding gold repatriation and government land grabs of retirement accounts. Another letter from "The Angry Korean" (Song John Kim) discusses the realities of South Korean military service and criticizes racist tropes in media. The hosts also remind listeners to nominate the show for the upcoming Podcast Awards.

Keywords: daniel karda, gold repatriation, retirement accounts, sat tutor, [podcast awards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-awards.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/12.md)

### 13. American Blackout, National Geographic Cyber Attack Movie (1:04:14–1:07:12)

National Geographic Channel is set to premiere "American Blackout" on October 27th, a movie dramatizing the effects of a massive cyber attack on the U.S. power grid. The hosts mock the trailer's "reality" style and the mainstream media's focus on cyber-terrorism as a narrative tool to instill fear.

Keywords: [national geographic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-geographic.md), [american blackout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/american-blackout.md), [cyber attack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-attack.md), [reality tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reality-tv.md), disaster movie

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Janet Yellen, Federal Reserve Nomination (1:07:13–1:09:50)

President Obama has nominated Janet Yellen to succeed Ben Bernanke as Chair of the Federal Reserve. The hosts comment on Yellen's physical stature and vocal cadence, comparing her to the medium character from the film Poltergeist. They express skepticism regarding her future congressional testimonies and her "maximum employment" pledge.

Keywords: [janet yellen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-yellen.md), [ben bernanke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ben-bernanke.md), [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), poltergeist

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/14.md)

### 15. US Government Shutdown, TTIP Trade Negotiations (1:09:51–1:12:30)

The ongoing U.S. government shutdown has forced the cancellation of Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership (TTIP) negotiations in Brussels. EU Trade Commissioner Karel de Gucht received an embarrassing call from U.S. Trade Representative Michael Froman confirming the delay. Meanwhile, the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) remains on track, potentially facilitating gas exports to Asia.

Keywords: [ttip](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ttip.md), [trade negotiations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trade-negotiations.md), [brussels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brussels.md), michael froman, [karel de gucht](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karel-de-gucht.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Vladimir Putin, Russian Psychiatric Institutionalization (1:12:30–1:16:32)

A Russian court has ordered Mikhail Kosenko, a critic of Vladimir Putin, to be held indefinitely in a psychiatric institution following an anti-government protest. Human rights activists compare the move to Soviet-era abuses. Additionally, "Brian the Gay Crusader" provides an update on a white paper deconstructing Russian child protection laws and their portrayal in Western media.

Keywords: [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), mikhail kosenko, [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [human rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights.md), gay crusader

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Christine Lagarde, Global Financial Catastrophe Warning (1:16:32–1:20:53)

IMF Chief Christine Lagarde warns that a U.S. failure to raise the debt ceiling would trigger a global financial catastrophe. The hosts propose a theory that congressional staffers and lawmakers use the shutdown-induced market volatility to engage in legal insider trading, purchasing calls on stocks just before a resolution is announced.

Keywords: [christine lagarde](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christine-lagarde.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), [debt ceiling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/debt-ceiling.md), [default](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/default.md), [insider trading](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insider-trading.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/17.md)

### 18. FAA Aircraft Registration, Senator Barbara Mikulski (1:20:53–1:27:00)

The government shutdown has halted the FAA's ability to process new aircraft registrations, though existing planes can still fly. Senator Barbara Mikulski is criticized for her dramatic floor speeches regarding the CDC's "disease detectives" and "investigative SWAT teams." The hosts argue that such long-tenured politicians highlight the need for constitutional term limits in Congress.

Keywords: [faa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/faa.md), aircraft registration, [barbara mikulski](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barbara-mikulski.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [term limits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/term-limits.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Libya Commando Raid, Abu Anas al-Libi Capture (1:27:01–1:30:18)

U.S. commandos captured Al-Qaeda suspect Abu Anas al-Libi in a raid in Tripoli, Libya. President Obama defended the action, stating the U.S. will pursue terrorists plotting against the country regardless of borders. The hosts mock Obama's grammar during his press conference and question the legality of seizing individuals from sovereign nations without formal extradition.

Keywords: [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), abu anas al-libi, [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [international law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-law.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Lisa Monaco, PBS NewsHour Interview (1:30:19–1:43:14)

Lisa Monaco, the President's chief counterterrorism advisor, appeared on PBS NewsHour to discuss the capture of Abu Anas al-Libi. The hosts criticize Monaco for her "robotic" responses and her repeated use of the phrase "tools in our toolbox." She refused to clarify whether the Libyan government authorized the raid, citing the "professionalism" of the armed forces and the "laws of war."

Keywords: [lisa monaco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lisa-monaco.md), [pbs newshour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs-newshour.md), [counterterrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/counterterrorism.md), jeffrey brown, laws of war

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/20.md)

### 21. OECD Skills Outlook 2013, Adult Education Policy (1:43:15–1:57:13)

The OECD released a 466-page report titled "Skills Outlook 2013," which assesses the literacy, numeracy, and problem-solving skills of adults globally. The hosts argue the report is being used to justify "Common Core" and to prepare the workforce for a future of low-level "information processing" and data entry. They suggest the OECD acts as a New World Order think tank setting global education and tax policies.

Keywords: [oecd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oecd.md), skills outlook, [literacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/literacy.md), numeracy, information processing

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Euronews Coverage, RT and Al Jazeera (1:57:14–1:59:29)

The hosts critique the presentation styles of various international news outlets, including Euronews, Russia Today (RT), and Al Jazeera. They specifically mock an RT segment featuring Abby Martin and discuss the availability of these networks on satellite dishes. Al Jazeera is noted for being professional but lacking the "nutty" content found on CNN.

Keywords: [euronews](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euronews.md), [rt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rt.md), [al jazeera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-jazeera.md), [abby martin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abby-martin.md), [media criticism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-criticism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Bob Geldof, One Young World Conference (1:59:29–2:05:46)

At the One Young World conference in South Africa, Bob Geldof warned of a "mass extinction event" by 2030 due to climate change. The hosts highlight the absurdity of the event, where Geldof's dire warnings were punctuated by the sound of vuvuzelas from the audience. They dismiss Geldof's economic philosophy and his "boring" rhetoric on environmental catastrophe.

Keywords: [bob geldof](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bob-geldof.md), one young world, [south africa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-africa.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), vuvuzelas

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Donation Credits, Austin Texas Supporters (2:05:46–2:14:35)

A long list of donors is acknowledged, with a notable concentration of supporters from Austin, Texas. Contributions from Uruguay, Taiwan, and the UK are also recognized. The segment includes "Sack of Sixes" donations ($66.66) and "Double Nickel" ($55.55) contributions, maintaining the show's "Value for Value" funding model.

Keywords: montevideo, [taipei](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taipei.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [sack of sixes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sack-of-sixes.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Travis Turner, Man-Made Global Warming Debate (2:14:36–2:16:49)

Travis Turner from Austin provides a story about debating man-made global warming with food science students. He argues that the term "science" is being redefined from measurable, repeatable data to any hypothesis that sounds "too delicious not to believe." He requests a "Climate Gate" donation combo to mark his contribution.

Keywords: travis turner, [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [food science](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/food-science.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [climate gate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-gate.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Healthy Surprise, Cancer Karma Segment (2:16:52–2:20:54)

The hosts thank "Healthy Surprise" for sending snack boxes, though they express a strong dislike for kale chips. The segment turns somber as they fulfill "Fuck Cancer" karma requests for listeners whose family members are battling spinal and lung cancer. They emphasize the importance of maintaining humor during difficult medical treatments.

Keywords: [healthy surprise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthy-surprise.md), kale chips, [cancer karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cancer-karma.md), lawrence mcbride, [lung cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lung-cancer.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Knighting Ceremony, Sir Ryan Bemrose (2:20:56–2:22:41)

Ryan Bemrose is officially knighted and granted the title of Baron of Puget Sound in a formal ceremony. The hosts use the "big swords" and recite the traditional list of rewards, including "hookers and blow" and "mutton and mead." The segment concludes with the new donation jingle encouraging listeners to become knights.

Keywords: [ryan bemrose](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ryan-bemrose.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [baron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baron.md), [puget sound](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/puget-sound.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Spiritual Satanism, Alien Hybrid Theory (2:22:43–2:32:28)

A producer's email introduces the concept of "Spiritual Satanism," which claims humans are hybrids of "greys" and chimps created as a slave labor force. According to this belief, Satan is a "grey" who wants to help humanity reach a higher dimension, while "God" represents the oppressive aliens. The hosts jokingly discuss making a deal with Satan for show funding.

Keywords: spiritual satanism, [aliens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aliens.md), [greys](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greys.md), [satan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satan.md), alistair crowley

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/28.md)

### 29. UN Cholera Lawsuit, Kayak Chicago Connections (2:32:29–2:34:13)

Lawyers are filing a class-action lawsuit against the United Nations for allegedly causing the cholera epidemic in Haiti following the 2010 earthquake. Additionally, the hosts investigate why the Obama administration frequently mentions the travel site "Kayak," discovering deep legal and political ties between the company and the city of Chicago.

Keywords: [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [cholera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cholera.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [lawsuit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawsuit.md), kayak

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Pharmaceutical Side Effects, Abilify and ELF (2:34:14–2:39:51)

The hosts discuss the prevalence of "Abilify" as an add-on antidepressant and its potential side effects, including "neuroleptic malignant syndrome" or delirium. They link these psychological states to "Extremely Low Frequency" (ELF) sites operated by the Navy. An anecdote about Lucille Ball hearing radio stations through her dental fillings is used to illustrate how the body can act as an antenna.

Keywords: [abilify](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abilify.md), [prozac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prozac.md), neuroleptic malignant syndrome, [elf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elf.md), [lucille ball](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lucille-ball.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Global News Briefs, Chinese Giant Hornets (2:39:51–2:43:29)

Argentinian President Cristina Fernandez is recovering from skull surgery to remove a blood clot. In China, giant hornet attacks have killed 42 people and injured over 1,600, leading to a mobilization of firefighters to destroy nests. Also, Monsanto executives were awarded the "World Food Prize," which the hosts clarify is not a Nobel Prize despite misleading headlines.

Keywords: [argentina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/argentina.md), cristina fernandez, [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), giant hornets, world food prize

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/555-grays-monkeys-humans/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Brazil Protests, October Meltdown Predictions (2:43:30–2:51:09)

Protests in Rio de Janeiro involving the "Black Blocks" group have turned violent as teachers demand better pay ahead of the World Cup and Olympics. In Europe, countries like Poland and Russia are reportedly moving to seize private pension funds. The show concludes with a discussion on the likelihood of an October economic meltdown and a final plea for listener support.

Keywords: [brazil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brazil.md), [rio de janeiro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rio-de-janeiro.md), black blocks, [pensions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pensions.md), [government shutdown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/government-shutdown.md)

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