# Swivel-Chair Speed

> A massive expansion of the American cyber-military budget meets the reality of European infrastructure rot and the historical echoes of the nineteenth-century railway collapse.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 535
- **Published:** 2013-08-01
- **Length:** 2h 53m
- **Topics:** NSA Keywords, Detroit Bankruptcy, [Cyber Command](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-command.md), Spanish Rail, [Karl Marx](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karl-marx.md), [Saint-Tropez](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saint-tropez.md), Amazon Speech
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed

## About this episode

The National Security Agency faces new scrutiny following a Business Insider report detailing a surveillance keyword list that includes unexpected triggers like 'Texas Jihad' and 'Bubba the Love Sponge.' While intelligence agencies monitor these terms, reports suggest the CIA and NSA maintain pre-publication control over Inspire magazine to track potential threats. This expansion of the surveillance state coincides with General Martin Dempsey announcing a twenty-three billion dollar Cyber Command budget to transition the military to network speed.

Economic instability looms as Detroit faces bankruptcy while Chinese investors purchase distressed properties for a single dollar. In Europe, the Santiago de Compostela train crash exposes systemic signaling failures and potential corruption within the multi-billion euro rail industry. Meanwhile, President Obama’s economic tour through an Amazon fulfillment center in Tennessee draws criticism for promoting automation as a middle-class solution. Additional reports indicate the White House is leveraging public resources to build a private direct marketing database under the guise of the Basic Bargain initiative.

Cultural shifts are visible from the beach clubs of Saint-Tropez to the fog of San Francisco as elite Russian and Chinese tourists transform European luxury hubs. Observations on the ground in Italy reveal a crumbling infrastructure hindered by Silvio Berlusconi’s media protections and a twenty-one percent VAT. The show acknowledges a significant donation from Sir Incognegro and explores the historical parallels between the British railway bubble of 1847 and modern economic cycles.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/transcript.md.

### 1. NSA Keyword List, Business Insider Prism Report (0:00–2:39)

A new list of keywords allegedly used by the National Security Agency (NSA) to trigger surveillance machines is discussed. The list, reportedly sourced from a Business Insider report on the Prism program, includes unexpected terms such as Steve Case, Bubba the Love Sponge, and "Texas Jihad." Skepticism is expressed regarding the validity of the list and the inclusion of specific entities like "MI-17."

Keywords: [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [prism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prism.md), [business insider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/business-insider.md), [steve case](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steve-case.md), surveillance keywords

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Amsterdam Heatwave, Prostitution Industry, Global Warming Predictions (2:41–4:43)

Amsterdam is experiencing a significant heatwave, leading to local headlines claiming the prostitution industry is suffering as tourists avoid the Red Light District due to the temperature. Scientific predictions from USA Today suggest 1,400 cities could be underwater by 2100 due to melting ice caps in Greenland. There is a humorous observation about moving to Austin, Texas, in anticipation of future beachfront property.

Keywords: [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [heatwave](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heatwave.md), [red light district](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/red-light-district.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [sea level rise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sea-level-rise.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Value for Value Model, Donation Trends, South of France Elites (4:44–6:31)

The "value for value" funding model is analyzed following a period of special programming, including a clip show by Ramsey Cain. It is noted that while listeners enjoyed the content, donations in the $50 range decreased, suggesting that verbal attribution on the show is a primary motivator for contributors. A recent trip to the South of France to visit a friend named Michelle, a club owner in the live entertainment industry, provides a backdrop for observing the lifestyle of the wealthy.

Keywords: [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [ramsey cain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ramsey-cain.md), [south of france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-of-france.md), michelle

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Saint-Tropez Tourism, Russian and Chinese Elites, Economic Cash Flow (6:32–9:54)

Observations from Nikki Beach in Saint-Tropez highlight a shift in elite tourism, now dominated by Russians and Chinese nationals. The behavior of Chinese tourists is contrasted with historical Japanese tourism in the Netherlands, specifically regarding social etiquette and line-cutting. Wealthy individuals in the infrastructure and entertainment sectors are observed to be in "crisis mode," constantly managing cash flow issues via mobile devices even while on vacation.

Keywords: [saint-tropez](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saint-tropez.md), nikki beach, russian tourists, [chinese tourists](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chinese-tourists.md), [cash flow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cash-flow.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/4.md)

### 5. British Royalists, Royal Baby Watch, Barbados Ambassador (9:55–12:22)

A group of British elites and the Ambassador to Barbados are described as being obsessed with the birth of the Royal Baby, watching the BBC for hours. The atmosphere is described as strictly pro-monarchy, where jokes about the royal family are unwelcome. A past interaction with the Ambassador regarding Barack Obama's "Audacity of Hope" is recalled to illustrate the lack of political change over seven years.

Keywords: royal baby, [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), [barbados](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barbados.md), british monarchy, [kate middleton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kate-middleton.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/5.md)

### 6. European Gun Control Perspectives, Star Jones Ammunition Proposal (12:23–15:38)

The cultural divide between American and European perspectives on gun control is explored, noting the anger triggered in Europeans when the subject is broached. Celebrity Star Jones is criticized for suggesting on a news program that ammunition should cost $5,000 per bullet to deter violence, a concept originally used as a joke by Chris Rock. The effectiveness of mandatory five-year sentences for handgun possession in the UK is debated against the rise of knife-related crimes.

Keywords: [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), star jones, [chris rock](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-rock.md), [daily mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daily-mail.md), ammunition tax

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Sardinia Luxury Migration, Champagne Spraying Rituals (15:38–17:55)

Ultra-wealthy Russians are reportedly moving their vacation focus from Saint-Tropez to Sardinia to avoid smaller crowds. A specific "douchebag" behavior is described at elite beach clubs where wealthy patrons order dozens of bottles of expensive champagne specifically to spray them at friends and into swimming pools. This performative display of wealth is characterized as a modern equivalent to lighting cigars with $100 bills.

Keywords: [sardinia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sardinia.md), [champagne](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/champagne.md), nikki beach, luxury yachts, wealth display

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/7.md)

### 8. European Diesel Efficiency, Volkswagen EOS, Start-Stop Systems (17:56–20:55)

A rental Volkswagen EOS turbo diesel achieved 43 miles per gallon during a drive from Nice to Florence, highlighting the efficiency of European diesel engines compared to American models. The discrepancy in diesel prices is attributed to US EPA requirements that make diesel more expensive than premium gasoline. The "eco-system" start-stop technology in modern Volkswagens is criticized for being potentially dangerous in traffic situations.

Keywords: volkswagen eos, diesel engine, [epa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/epa.md), [fuel efficiency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fuel-efficiency.md), [start-stop technology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/start-stop-technology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Italian Internet Infrastructure, Berlusconi Media Control, Cash Culture (20:56–24:21)

Italy's internet infrastructure is described as being significantly behind the rest of Europe, with 3G being the standard and a general lack of 4G. This technological lag is attributed to former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's desire to protect his television interests from internet competition. Furthermore, Italy's transition from a cash-heavy society to a bank-reliant one is noted as a recent development spurred by the EU financial crisis.

Keywords: [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [florence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florence.md), [silvio berlusconi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silvio-berlusconi.md), [3g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/3g.md), [cash economy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cash-economy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/9.md)

### 10. European VAT, Italian Healthcare Delays, Economic Disparity (24:21–28:35)

The economic realities of living in Italy include a 21% Value Added Tax (VAT) and a public healthcare system with extreme wait times, such as a one-year delay for a pediatric foot examination. The European Union is blamed for economic struggles in southern member states. Wages in Italy are reported to be significantly lower than in the Netherlands or London, despite similar costs of living.

Keywords: [vat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vat.md), [healthcare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare.md), [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [willow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/willow.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Florence Tourism, Medici Family History, Gunpowder and Monarchy (28:36–33:26)

Florence is criticized as a "Disneyland" for tourists, where many outdoor statues are replicas while the originals are kept in museums. The history of the Medici family is discussed, framing their commissioned religious art as a form of self-deification and propaganda. A theory is proposed that the invention of gunpowder forced royal families to move away from overt violence toward "ceremonial" power to pacify the public.

Keywords: [florence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florence.md), medici family, [gunpowder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gunpowder.md), [monarchy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monarchy.md), academia museum

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/11.md)

### 12. San Francisco Summer Weather, Global Warming Skepticism (33:29–34:23)

The typical "cold and miserable" summer weather in the San Francisco Bay Area is described, with persistent fog and lack of sun since early July. This classic weather pattern is used to mock the concept of global warming, noting that the local climate has not changed as predicted by climate activists.

Keywords: [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [bay area](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bay-area.md), [fog](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fog.md), summer weather, [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Airline Loyalty Program Hacks, KLM Kiosks, Sky Priority (34:23–40:05)

A loophole in airline check-in kiosks is discovered where using an expired gold loyalty card at a standalone terminal can trigger "Sky Priority" status. This occurs because the kiosks may not be fully integrated with the live frequent flyer database, allowing users to access priority lanes and higher baggage allowances. The lack of connectivity in airline IT systems following mergers like Air France-KLM is cited as the likely cause.

Keywords: [klm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/klm.md), sky priority, [frequent flyer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/frequent-flyer.md), airline kiosks, [air france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-france.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Producer Donations, Sir Incognegro, Zimmerman Trial Feedback (40:06–46:46)

A segment dedicated to thanking executive producers includes a significant donation from "Sir Incognegro," a black nurse who criticized the hosts' previous analysis of the George Zimmerman trial. The donor challenges the hosts' views on race and the use of certain slurs while still supporting the show's educational value. Other donors from New York and New Jersey are acknowledged for their financial support and "karma" requests.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [zimmerman trial](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zimmerman-trial.md), sir incognegro, [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/14.md)

### 15. International Donor Credits, Job Karma, El Guapo Reference (46:47–50:22)

Donations from the Netherlands, Colorado, and Mexico are processed, with various "karma" requests for employment and health. A humorous exchange occurs regarding a reference to "El Guapo" from the movie *The Three Amigos*. One donor suggests legalizing marijuana in all 48 states by rebranding it as ethanol production.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [colorado springs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colorado-springs.md), [predator drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/predator-drones.md), el guapo, [job karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/job-karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/15.md)

### 16. CIA Control of Inspire Magazine, James Risen Case (50:24–52:32)

A report from the Washington Post, which allegedly disappeared shortly after publication, claimed the CIA and NSA have pre-publication control over *Inspire* magazine. The report suggests intelligence agencies intentionally allow certain issues, including those with bomb-making instructions, to reach the public for monitoring purposes. This is linked to the James Risen case, where a journalist was ordered to testify about sources involved in revealing botched intelligence operations in Iran.

Keywords: [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [inspire magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inspire-magazine.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [james risen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-risen.md), [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Detroit Real Estate, Chinese Investment, No Agenda Meetups (52:34–57:28)

Reports indicate Chinese investors are buying distressed properties in Detroit for as little as one dollar. The high cost of travel to Detroit is discussed, alongside the lack of traditional automotive journalism ethics. The global reach of the show is highlighted by a "meetup" anecdote where a listener recognized a host in the middle of Florence, Italy.

Keywords: [detroit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/detroit.md), [real estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [florence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florence.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/17.md)

### 18. No Agenda Music, Ring Submission Site, Mimi's Voice (57:29–1:00:09)

Producer GX2 has created a YouTube music channel featuring *No Agenda* remixes and show highlights. Eric the Shill has launched a ring submission site for knights who have not yet received their official No Agenda rings. A brief discussion follows regarding a family member named Mimi who no longer listens to the show, accompanied by a vocal impression.

Keywords: [youtube](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youtube.md), remixes, [knight rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight-rings.md), [mimi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mimi.md), [eric the shill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-the-shill.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Obama Amazon Speech, Tennessee Politics, Stammering Analysis (1:00:09–1:02:47)

President Obama's speech at an Amazon fulfillment center in Tennessee is analyzed for its "performative" nature. The president is criticized for using Amazon—a highly automated company—as a model for the working class. A specific instance of the president stammering while off-teleprompter is highlighted as he repeatedly uses the word "truth."

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [tennessee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tennessee.md), [middle class](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/middle-class.md), [stammering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stammering.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/19.md)

### 20. White House Email Marketing, The Basic Bargain Meme (1:02:48–1:06:12)

The White House is accused of using public resources to collect email addresses for a direct marketing operation that will eventually benefit the Obama political organization. The president's new rhetorical focus on "The Basic Bargain" is criticized as a downgrade from the "American Dream." A plan to file a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request for the metadata of these email lists is proposed.

Keywords: [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [email list](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/email-list.md), [foia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foia.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Obama Economic Rhetoric, Job Statistics, The Rubble of Crisis (1:06:13–1:10:11)

President Obama's economic claims regarding 7.2 million new jobs and falling deficits are scrutinized. The rhetoric is described as being filled with vague generalities and child-like economic theories. The president's use of the term "Washington" to distance himself from government failures is noted as a common political tactic used to deflect blame for "eroding middle-class security."

Keywords: [economics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/economics.md), [job growth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/job-growth.md), [sequester](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sequester.md), [washington](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington.md), [middle class](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/middle-class.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Phony Scandals Meme, Jay Carney vs. Joe Scarborough (1:10:12–1:14:24)

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney is criticized for labeling various investigations as "phony scandals." During an appearance on *Morning Joe*, Carney was confronted by Joe Scarborough regarding the IRS targeting scandal. Scarborough challenged Carney's previous claims that the activity was limited to a few employees in Cincinnati, leading to a tense exchange where Carney appeared to misspeak about the White House's involvement.

Keywords: [jay carney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jay-carney.md), [joe scarborough](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-scarborough.md), irs scandal, [morning joe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morning-joe.md), phony scandals

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Poverty Statistics, Sequester Budget Cuts, Detroit Derivatives (1:14:24–1:18:57)

A USA Today report based on Associated Press data claims four out of five American families are near poverty, with the majority being white. The "sequester" budget cuts are explained as merely reductions in planned spending increases rather than actual cuts to existing budgets. Additionally, European banks are reportedly on the hook for derivatives related to Detroit's bankruptcy, and Philadelphia is suing banks over the LIBOR scandal.

Keywords: [poverty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poverty.md), [usa today](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usa-today.md), [sequester](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sequester.md), [detroit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/detroit.md), [libor scandal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libor-scandal.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Economic Depression, Federal Reserve Leadership, Cycle Theory (1:18:59–1:21:16)

The current economic state is characterized as a depression, noting that even professionals like lawyers are renting out their homes via Airbnb to make ends meet. The upcoming leadership change at the Federal Reserve is discussed, with Larry Summers and Janet Yellen mentioned as potential successors to Ben Bernanke. The ongoing "quantitative easing" is compared to the gold discovery of 1849 in terms of its impact on the economic cycle.

Keywords: [depression](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/depression.md), [ben bernanke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ben-bernanke.md), [larry summers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/larry-summers.md), [quantitative easing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/quantitative-easing.md), [cycle theory](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cycle-theory.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Karl Marx as Columnist, Civil War Slaveholder Votes (1:21:18–1:25:22)

Karl Marx's history as a newspaper columnist and economist is explored, specifically his writings on the American Civil War. Marx observed that the Southern secession was driven by a small elite of 330,000 slaveholders who effectively controlled the political process through the "three-fifths" slave vote. It is argued that the majority of the non-slaveholding Southern population did not actually want to secede from the Union.

Keywords: [karl marx](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karl-marx.md), das kapital, [civil war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civil-war.md), slaveholders, [south carolina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-carolina.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Economic Panic of 1847, Railway Bubble, 2017 Forecast (1:25:23–1:26:58)

The Panic of 1847, caused by a collapse in the British railway industry, is identified as a historical parallel to the 2007 housing bubble. Based on 80-year and 170-year economic cycles, a major global collapse is predicted for 2017. This cycle theory suggests that the world may avoid a total collapse in the immediate term but will face a significant downturn in three to four years.

Keywords: panic of 1847, railway boom, [economic cycles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/economic-cycles.md), [2017](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/2017.md), [housing bubble](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/housing-bubble.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/26.md)

### 27. 80-Year War Cycle, Urban Warfare Drills, 2020 Prediction (1:26:59–1:29:44)

An 80-year cycle of major American conflicts is discussed, citing the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, and World War II. This pattern suggests a new major conflict will occur around 2020. Current military drills in urban areas are interpreted as preparation for potential domestic conflict between the government and the citizenry rather than a war against an external foreign power.

Keywords: war cycle, [2020](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/2020.md), [american revolution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/american-revolution.md), [civil war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civil-war.md), [world war ii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-war-ii.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Marxism Misconceptions, Karl Marx vs. Marx Brothers (1:29:45–1:32:17)

The public perception of Karl Marx is contrasted with his actual work as a columnist and observer. It is argued that "Marxism" was memed into a negative concept to prevent people from reading his economic observations. A humorous confusion between Karl Marx and the Marx Brothers is used to highlight general public ignorance regarding historical figures.

Keywords: [karl marx](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karl-marx.md), marx brothers, [communism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/communism.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Nigel Farage on War Crimes, US Surveillance, Facebook Privacy (1:32:17–1:34:56)

Nigel Farage appeared on the BBC's *Question Time* to argue that Tony Blair should face war crimes tribunals for "illegal wars" fought for economic interests. Farage also warned that the US has launched a "war on liberty" through mass surveillance. He advised the public to be cautious with social media, noting that data on American platforms like Facebook is inherently unsafe for international users.

Keywords: [nigel farage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nigel-farage.md), [tony blair](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tony-blair.md), [war crimes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/war-crimes.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Curry's Law of Centralization, Google Fiber Server Ban (1:34:56–1:39:24)

"Curry's Law" is introduced: "The more technology is centralized, the more it enslaves us." This is contrasted with "Dvorak's Law" regarding hookers in a depression. The centralization of the internet through platforms like Facebook and Google is criticized, specifically noting that Google Fiber prohibits users from running their own servers, further stripping away the original decentralized nature of the internet.

Keywords: curry's law, [centralization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/centralization.md), [google fiber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-fiber.md), [internet freedom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-freedom.md), [isp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isp.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Barnaby Jack Death, Car Hacking Scares, Cybersecurity Bonanza (1:39:25–1:45:47)

The death of hacker Barnaby Jack and the car accident involving Michael Hastings are linked to a growing media narrative about the vulnerability of medical devices and vehicles. A Forbes video demonstrating car hacking is dismissed as a "staged" promotion for the cybersecurity industry. This "bonanza" of fear is seen as a way to drive billions in government and corporate spending toward "hardening" infrastructure against hackers.

Keywords: barnaby jack, [michael hastings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-hastings.md), [car hacking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/car-hacking.md), [forbes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/forbes.md), [darpa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darpa.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/31.md)

### 32. UK Internet Filters, Snowden PowerPoint Fatigue, Glenn Greenwald (1:45:47–1:49:37)

Reports that the UK will ban "conspiracy theories" via internet filters are criticized for lacking primary source evidence. The ongoing Edward Snowden leaks are described as "PowerPoint fatigue," with the hosts expressing frustration that the focus remains on the whistleblower rather than the laws being violated. Glenn Greenwald is defended as a legitimate journalist despite being labeled an "activist" by former Obama administration officials.

Keywords: [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), [glenn greenwald](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-greenwald.md), [internet filters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-filters.md), [uk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uk.md), [powerpoint](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/powerpoint.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Bradley Manning Verdict, Wanton Publication Charge, Judicial Promotions (1:49:37–1:54:19)

Bradley Manning was found guilty of "wanton publication," a charge never before used in a military court-martial. This charge is viewed as a "chill" against anyone in the national security arena who wishes to publish data on the internet. It is also noted that the judge in the Manning case received a promotion during the trial, a move compared to the government's tactics during the Pentagon Papers case.

Keywords: [bradley manning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bradley-manning.md), [wikileaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikileaks.md), wanton publication, [julian assange](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/julian-assange.md), [pentagon papers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon-papers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Joe Rogan TV Show, Media Licensing, Podcast Religion Idea (1:54:20–1:57:02)

Joe Rogan's new television show about investigating conspiracy theories is discussed, with the hosts suggesting such shows are often designed to "hedge" or marginalize alternative viewpoints. The possibility of future "media shield laws" requiring journalists to have licenses—similar to systems in Singapore or Brazil—is explored. A listener suggests declaring the podcast a religion to avoid government regulation.

Keywords: [joe rogan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-rogan.md), [conspiracy theories](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conspiracy-theories.md), media license, [singapore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/singapore.md), [brazil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brazil.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Global Donor Roll, Texas Swinger Clubs, Swiss Birthday (1:57:03–2:01:38)

A series of donations from Seattle, Minnesota, and Switzerland are acknowledged. A humorous tangent develops regarding "swinger clubs" in Texas, specifically a club in Austin called "Friends." The segment includes "karma" requests for job seekers and a celebration of the Swiss national birthday, which dates back to 1291.

Keywords: [switzerland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switzerland.md), [seattle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seattle.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), swingers, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Top 10 PIN Codes, Michigan Donors, Sir Greg Stone (2:01:39–2:05:12)

Yahoo published a list of the most common PIN codes, with "6969" ranking at number ten. A large number of donors from Michigan and California are processed. A correction is made regarding the title of "Sir Greg Stone," highlighting the ongoing difficulty of managing the show's knighthood database and spreadsheet.

Keywords: pin codes, [yahoo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yahoo.md), [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [greg stone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greg-stone.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Texas Abortion Bill Coverage, International Birthdays, Carl Baron (2:05:14–2:08:44)

Listeners praise the show's objective coverage of the Texas abortion bill protests, noting that most media outlets took sides. Donors from Israel, Australia, and Sweden are recognized. A birthday shout-out is given to Scott Montgomery for his 50th birthday, and various other listeners celebrate milestones.

Keywords: abortion bill, [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/37.md)

### 38. 16-Year-Old Donor, Longhand Letters, Welsh Sysadmin Loss (2:08:45–2:12:13)

A 16-year-old listener sent his first-ever check along with a longhand letter, explaining he chose to donate his summer internship earnings to the show instead of the Red Cross. The importance of maintaining the skill of writing in longhand is discussed. The segment ends on a somber note, offering "karma" to the show's Welsh sysadmin whose mother recently passed away from cancer.

Keywords: [longhand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/longhand.md), [internship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internship.md), [red cross](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/red-cross.md), [cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cancer.md), [sysadmin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sysadmin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Netherlands Heatwave, Underwear Podcasting, Birthday Shout-outs (2:12:15–2:14:25)

The extreme heat in the Netherlands (98 degrees) is making podcasting difficult due to the lack of air conditioning in the studio. A humorous visual is provided of a host recording in his underwear. Final birthday wishes are sent to several listeners, including "Little Liam Halsey" and "August Montgomery."

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [heatwave](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heatwave.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [underwear](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/underwear.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Spanish High-Speed Rail Crash, Signaling Failures, GE Recruitment (2:14:26–2:19:43)

The fatal train crash in Santiago de Compostela, Spain, is analyzed. While the media blamed the engineer for speeding, a General Electric expert and a Spanish civil engineer suggest the real issue was a lack of automatic signaling on that specific section of the track. The crash occurred on a "high performance" line rather than a true high-speed line, meaning the safety systems were not continuous.

Keywords: [spain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spain.md), [train wreck](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/train-wreck.md), [general electric](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/general-electric.md), [high-speed rail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/high-speed-rail.md), santiago de compostela

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Rail Industry Corruption, Siemens vs. Bombardier, 1847 Parallel (2:19:44–2:24:35)

The European rail industry is described as being rife with corruption and multi-billion euro scandals. A specific rule is noted where companies involved in serious accidents are ineligible for bidding on new 16-billion-euro contracts for five years, raising the possibility of corporate sabotage. The current over-investment in high-speed rail is compared to the "train bubble" of 1847.

Keywords: [siemens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/siemens.md), [bombardier](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bombardier.md), [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), california rail, train bubble

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Independent Rail Inquiries, CEO of KLM, Political Revolving Door (2:24:46–2:32:26)

A call for an independent investigation into the Spanish rail disaster is highlighted, as government inquiries often protect the agencies responsible for infrastructure. The "revolving door" between government and industry is exemplified by Camille Eurlings, who moved from the Dutch Minister of Transportation to the CEO of KLM. This transition is criticized as a typical move for "elitist" politicians seeking power in Brussels.

Keywords: [klm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/klm.md), camille eurlings, [euronews](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euronews.md), transportation ministry, [brussels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brussels.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/42.md)

### 43. SWAT Eviction of Senior, Dr. Oz and Diabesity (2:32:27–2:35:55)

A 63-year-old woman in Idaho Springs was evicted from her foreclosed home by a multi-county SWAT team involving ten vans. Meanwhile, Dr. Oz is criticized for inventing the word "diabesity" to market products and pharmaceutical solutions. The term is described as a "promotional machine" tactic to medicalize belly fat and label half of Americans as pre-diabetic.

Keywords: [swat team](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/swat-team.md), idaho springs, [dr. oz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dr-oz.md), diabesity, [diabetes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diabetes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/43.md)

### 44. General Dempsey's Federated App Store, Chink in the Armor (2:36:02–2:41:13)

General Martin Dempsey, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, is mocked for a speech at Brookings regarding a "federated app store" for the military. Dempsey used the phrase "chink in our nation's armor" while discussing cyber threats from China, which is noted for its potential double meaning. He also announced a $23 billion investment in cybersecurity to move the military from "swivel chair speed" to "network speed."

Keywords: [general dempsey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/general-dempsey.md), [dod](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dod.md), [app store](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/app-store.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), chink in the armor

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Cyber Command Budget, Swivel Chair Speed, Citizen Court Martial (2:41:17–2:47:27)

The $23 billion budget for Cyber Command is scrutinized, with the hosts calling for a "citizen court martial" of military leaders who use meaningless buzzwords like "network speed." General Dempsey's claim that the military will protect the ".com" and ".gov" domains is dismissed as a "snow job." The focus on Edward Snowden's passport is seen as a distraction from the massive spending and expansion of the "Cyber Force."

Keywords: [cyber command](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-command.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland-security.md), [treason](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/treason.md), [court martial](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/court-martial.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Gamifying the Military, GitHub Project Idea, Systemography (2:47:30–2:50:06)

A satirical plan is proposed to start a GitHub project that "gamifies" the military's federated app store to win government contracts. The hosts joke about forming the "Curry Dvorak Consulting Group" to write PowerPoints that use buzzwords like "systemography" and "control-and-command" to secure a portion of the $23 billion cybersecurity budget.

Keywords: [github](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/github.md), [gamification](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gamification.md), [powerpoint](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/powerpoint.md), [consulting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/consulting.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Chanel No. 5 EU Ban, Ethanol vs. Denatured Alcohol, Outro (2:50:07–2:53:07)

The European Union is reportedly planning to ban a substance used in Chanel No. 5, leading to a recommendation to buy bottles now. A travel tip explains that European perfumes use ethanol as a base, while US laws require denatured alcohol, which changes the scent. The show concludes with a preview of upcoming coverage on the Clintons and a sign-off from Amsterdam and Silicon Valley.

Keywords: chanel no. 5, [ethanol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethanol.md), perfume, [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/47.md)

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