# Freemium Reporter

> The appointment of Susan Rice triggers a deep look into Syrian energy corridors, pharmaceutical influence in the Rose Garden, and the authoritarian tone of modern civics education.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 519
- **Published:** 2013-06-06
- **Length:** 3h 5m
- **Topics:** [Susan Rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-rice.md), Syrian Pipelines, F-35 Program, [Provigil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/provigil.md), [Gardasil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gardasil.md), [Value for Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [DSM-5](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dsm-5.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter

## About this episode

Susan Rice and Samantha Power take center stage following a Rose Garden ceremony that signals a major shift in the Obama administration's national security apparatus. The appointments of Rice as National Security Advisor and Power as UN Ambassador are analyzed through the lens of political loyalty and strategic pension planning. Observations from the event include the meticulous staging of the announcement, featuring a suspected height-adjustment crate for Rice, while the broader media narrative focuses on their roles in managing the ongoing Benghazi fallout and escalating tensions in the Middle East.

Geopolitical interests in Syria are scrutinized as a battle for energy dominance, specifically regarding competing pipeline routes involving Russia, Iran, and Qatar. The United Nations Human Rights Council report on Syrian atrocities is deconstructed, revealing that claims of chemical weapon use are based on remote Skype interviews rather than physical evidence. Key figures like Frederick Hoff and Richard Armitage are identified as managing the Syrian transition to benefit energy clients like ConocoPhillips. Meanwhile, the pharmaceutical industry’s influence is highlighted through the promotion of the Gardasil vaccine following Michael Douglas’s public health comments and the widespread use of Provigil among the Washington elite.

Technical glitches in the donation spreadsheet cannot stop the knighting of Sir Long Rock of the Sierra Nevada during a formal Value for Value ceremony. The hosts mock the hypnotic audio quality of Terry Gross on NPR and the low viewership of MSNBC’s Al Sharpton. A Connecticut youth civics booklet, Play by the Rules, is reviewed for its surprisingly graphic warnings to second graders about date rape drugs and the ten-year prison sentences awaiting children who illegally download music.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/transcript.md.

### 1. Credit Score Scams and Cash-Only Living (0:00–1:39)

The discussion opens with a critique of the credit score industry, labeling it a scam that penalizes individuals for checking their own ratings. A personal anecdote describes the frustration of subscribing to a credit reporting service and being unable to stop the subsequent marketing emails. The recommendation is made to avoid the system entirely by purchasing items with cash.

Keywords: [credit score](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/credit-score.md), [spam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spam.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), [subscription](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/subscription.md), [cash](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cash.md), [scam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scam.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Marketing Effectiveness of Catchy Jingles (1:40–4:36)

A discussion on the power of musical jingles in advertising highlights how effective they are at staying in a consumer's memory. Reference is made to the inventor of the modern jingle and the lament that the industry has moved away from simple, effective songs. The psychological impact of "earworms" is noted as a highly successful, if annoying, marketing tactic.

Keywords: [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), earworms, [sir jeff smith](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sir-jeff-smith.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Email Management and Digital Communication Etiquette (4:37–8:54)

Frustrations regarding modern email habits are detailed, specifically targeting long messages, unsolicited links, and the misuse of sharing features from apps like Flipboard. Advice is given to use Audacity for clipping audio rather than sending full podcast links. The current paradigm of inboxes and folders is criticized as an outdated 1950s model in need of a complete interface overhaul.

Keywords: [email](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/email.md), [flipboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flipboard.md), [audacity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/audacity.md), [productivity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/productivity.md), [communication](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/communication.md), inbox

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/3.md)

### 4. June Presidential Proclamations and LGBT Pride Month (8:55–11:39)

The month of June is noted for several presidential proclamations, including National Caribbean American Heritage Month, National Oceans Month, and National Great Outdoors Month. Specific focus is given to National Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. The conversation touches on the evolving acronyms used for the community and the inclusion of various identities.

Keywords: june, [lgbt pride month](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lgbt-pride-month.md), oceans month, caribbean american heritage month, [presidential proclamation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/presidential-proclamation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Susan Rice and Samantha Power Appointments (11:40–13:11)

The appointment of Susan Rice as National Security Advisor and Samantha Power to the UN is discussed following their appearance in the Rose Garden with President Obama. Observations are made regarding the staging of the event, including the alleged use of an "apple crate" to adjust Rice's height during the speech. Power's physical stature and her new role are also highlighted.

Keywords: [susan rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-rice.md), [samantha power](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/samantha-power.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [national security advisor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-security-advisor.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/5.md)

### 6. MSNBC Ratings and Al Sharpton Commentary (13:12–16:32)

MSNBC's low viewership ratings are criticized, with specific mockery directed at Al Sharpton's verbal stumbles and Rachel Maddow's audience numbers. The commentary suggests that the network's content has become more comedic than journalistic. The hosts argue that the lack of audience for these programs makes their political influence negligible.

Keywords: [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [al sharpton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-sharpton.md), [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), cable news ratings, [john mccain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mccain.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Magazine Industry Trends and Celebrity Sales Power (16:33–19:22)

Adweek data indicates that Google has become the world's largest media company, capturing a massive share of global advertising revenue. In the magazine sector, a shift is noted where television stars like Kim Kardashian now outsell traditional movie stars. Sales figures for Vogue's special issue featuring Beyonce are cited to illustrate the current reach of print media.

Keywords: [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), adweek, [vogue](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vogue.md), [beyonce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beyonce.md), [kim kardashian](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kim-kardashian.md), [magazines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magazines.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Podcast Industry and Reddit AMA Requests (19:22–21:48)

A comparison of popular podcasts features Joe Rogan, Mark Maron, and Adam Carolla, with Rogan receiving praise for his interviewing skills. A request for one of the hosts to participate in a Reddit "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) on the Joe Rogan subreddit is discussed with skepticism. The cultural phenomenon of Reddit is acknowledged despite personal disinterest in the platform.

Keywords: [joe rogan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-rogan.md), [mark maron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-maron.md), [adam carolla](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-carolla.md), [reddit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reddit.md), [ama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ama.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Sean Parker Wedding and Excess Publicity (21:49–25:17)

Facebook co-founder Sean Parker's $10 million wedding at Ventana Ranch in Big Sur is detailed, featuring elaborate "Game of Thrones" themed costumes and sets. The event resulted in fines from county commissioners for environmental damage. The lack of mainstream media coverage regarding the "wretched excess" of the event is questioned.

Keywords: [sean parker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sean-parker.md), alexandra lenas, ventana ranch, [game of thrones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/game-of-thrones.md), big sur

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Michael Douglas and Gardasil PR Campaign (25:19–29:32)

An interview in The Guardian featuring Michael Douglas is analyzed, specifically his comments linking throat cancer to HPV and oral sex. The claim is made that Merck and Gardasil's PR agencies leveraged these comments to promote the HPV vaccine. Douglas later attempted to clarify or deny the statements, which the hosts interpret as a joke that was weaponized by pharmaceutical interests.

Keywords: [michael douglas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-douglas.md), [gardasil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gardasil.md), [hpv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hpv.md), [the guardian](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-guardian.md), cunnilingus

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/10.md)

### 11. CNN Product Placement and Cymbalta Ad (29:33–32:59)

A CNN human interest segment about a young percussionist is criticized for transitioning directly into a pharmaceutical advertisement for Cymbalta. The hosts suggest that under Jeff Zucker, news reporters may be encouraged to find their own sponsors or integrate product mentions into their stories. This "freemium" reporter model is discussed as a potential future for struggling news networks.

Keywords: [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [cymbalta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cymbalta.md), [jeff zucker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-zucker.md), [pharmaceutical advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pharmaceutical-advertising.md), [product placement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/product-placement.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Susan Rice Pension and Career Strategy (33:00–35:41)

A theory is presented that Susan Rice's move from UN Ambassador to National Security Advisor is a strategic "double-dipping" maneuver to secure multiple government pensions. The discussion frames the appointment as a reward for political loyalty and a way to ensure long-term cash flow from the American public.

Keywords: [susan rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-rice.md), [pensions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pensions.md), un ambassador, [national security advisor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-security-advisor.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Benghazi Investigation and Obama's Scripted Speeches (35:42–38:17)

The ongoing Benghazi investigation is linked to Susan Rice's new role, with the hosts suggesting she is an "insider" tasked with protecting the administration's narrative. Analysis of President Obama's speech regarding Rice's appointment focuses on his reliance on a teleprompter and his specific mentions of Rice's work regarding Iran, North Korea, and Israel.

Keywords: [benghazi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benghazi.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [susan rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-rice.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [teleprompter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/teleprompter.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Political Heckling as Staged Events (38:17–44:02)

A theory is proposed that recent heckling incidents involving President Obama and Michelle Obama are staged to garner public sympathy. The hosts point to a "prompter flub" during Michelle Obama's response to a heckler as evidence that the interaction was scripted. They argue that while these events are intended to show "truth to power," they inadvertently encourage real hecklers.

Keywords: [michelle obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-obama.md), [heckling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heckling.md), [code pink](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/code-pink.md), [teleprompter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/teleprompter.md), [staged events](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/staged-events.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Executive Producers and Value for Value Donations (44:02–48:47)

The "Value for Value" funding model is celebrated with the announcement of new producers and a "999 Club" for high-level donors. Sir Long Rock of the Sierra Nevada is knighted following a significant contribution. Other donors from Sao Paulo, Brazil, and Far Hills, New Jersey, are acknowledged for their financial support of the program.

Keywords: [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), sir long rock, [sao paulo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sao-paulo.md), far hills

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Art Project Featuring Famous Soccer Players' Feet (48:48–53:32)

A creative project involving high-end photography of famous soccer players' feet is described. The project aims to capture the "tools of the trade" for athletes in a stylized manner. This leads to a broader discussion about unconventional photography and an anecdote about a former MTV audio engineer who took intentionally obscured photos of fans with celebrities.

Keywords: [soccer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soccer.md), [photography](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/photography.md), art project, [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/16.md)

### 17. NPR Vibe and Terry Gross Syria Coverage (53:32–58:04)

The "hypnotic" and "dead" audio quality of National Public Radio (NPR) is critiqued, specifically an interview by Terry Gross regarding the Syrian conflict. The hosts argue that NPR's coverage focuses on religious sectarianism (Sunni vs. Shiite) while ignoring the underlying geopolitical and economic factors, such as energy pipelines.

Keywords: [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [terry gross](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terry-gross.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [sunni](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sunni.md), [shiite](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shiite.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/17.md)

### 18. BBC and UN Reports on Syrian Atrocities (58:04–1:00:13)

A BBC report citing a United Nations investigation into war crimes in Syria is examined. The report alleges that both President Assad's forces and rebel groups have committed atrocities, including the use of child soldiers. The hosts highlight the "barbarism" described in the report, including claims of children being forced to witness torture.

Keywords: [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [war crimes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/war-crimes.md), [chemical weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemical-weapons.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Verification of Syrian Chemical Weapon Claims (1:00:13–1:04:41)

The actual text of the UN Human Rights Council report on Syria is scrutinized, revealing that findings were based on 430 Skype and telephone interviews rather than on-site inspections. The report admits that precise chemical agents or perpetrators could not be identified. The hosts argue that the media, specifically the BBC, is overstating the certainty of chemical weapon use based on flimsy evidence.

Keywords: [chemical weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemical-weapons.md), [geneva](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geneva.md), [skype](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skype.md), [human rights council](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights-council.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Geopolitics of Syrian Pipeline Routes (1:04:42–1:07:47)

The Syrian conflict is framed as a struggle over competing energy pipeline routes to Europe. The "Islamic Pipeline" (Iran-Iraq-Syria) would favor Russia and use the port of Tartus, while an alternative route from Qatar and Saudi Arabia through Turkey would serve Western interests. The strategic importance of Homs and Qusayr is linked directly to these proposed gas transit paths.

Keywords: [pipelines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pipelines.md), [tartus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tartus.md), [qatar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qatar.md), islamic pipeline, [homs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homs.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Frederick Hoff and Armitage International (1:07:48–1:11:21)

Frederick Hoff, a member of the Syrian Crisis Committee and former advisor for transition in Syria, is identified as a key player in the region. Hoff's background with Armitage International, a consulting group founded by former Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage, is highlighted. The hosts suggest these figures are managing the Syrian transition to benefit specific energy clients.

Keywords: frederick hoff, [richard armitage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/richard-armitage.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), syrian crisis committee, [atlantic council](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/atlantic-council.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Richard Armitage and ConocoPhillips Interests (1:11:21–1:16:20)

The career of Richard Armitage is reviewed, noting his involvement with the Project for the New American Century (PNAC) and the lead-up to the Iraq War. Armitage currently serves on the board of ConocoPhillips, which is developing liquid natural gas facilities in the Mediterranean. The hosts link his political influence to the economic interests of major energy corporations in the Middle East.

Keywords: [richard armitage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/richard-armitage.md), conocophillips, [pnac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pnac.md), [valerie plame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-plame.md), [iraq war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq-war.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Condoleezza Rice and CBS News Commentary (1:16:21–1:20:06)

Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice appears on CBS News to advocate for arming Syrian rebels and imposing a no-fly zone. She describes Syria as the "linchpin" of a potentially exploding Middle East and warns of Iranian and Hezbollah influence. The hosts compare her stance to that of Senator John McCain, suggesting a unified push for military intervention.

Keywords: [condoleezza rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/condoleezza-rice.md), [cbs news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-news.md), [no-fly zone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-fly-zone.md), [john mccain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mccain.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Media Narratives and Hezbollah's Role in Syria (1:20:06–1:24:11)

PBS NewsHour coverage of Hezbollah's involvement in the Syrian war is analyzed. Hassan Nasrallah is depicted as casting the conflict as a "pre-emptive war" to protect Shiites, while critics within the community argue he is simply doing the bidding of Iran. The hosts argue the media is intentionally stirring up Sunni-Shiite tensions to facilitate geopolitical goals.

Keywords: [hezbollah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hezbollah.md), [pbs newshour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs-newshour.md), [hassan nasrallah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hassan-nasrallah.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [lebanon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lebanon.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Sunni Resistance and Religious Duty in Syria (1:24:12–1:27:51)

Radical Sunni leaders, such as Sheikh Ahmed Al-Asir, are shown urging followers to join the fight against the Assad regime and Hezbollah. The conflict is increasingly framed by participants as a religious duty to defend their families and faith. The hosts observe that while these groups lack the military sophistication of Hezbollah, their involvement ensures the conflict continues to escalate.

Keywords: [sunni](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sunni.md), sheikh ahmed al-asir, [tripoli](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tripoli.md), syrian rebels, sa'dan

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Philosophical Discussion on Non-Lethal Warfare (1:27:52–1:30:19)

A philosophical question is raised regarding why modern warfare relies on lethal chemical agents like sarin gas instead of non-lethal drugs like LSD. The hosts speculate that "drugging" a population would be more humane than killing them, but conclude that the military-industrial complex requires "redundant systems and big backups" that favor traditional weaponry and destruction.

Keywords: [lsd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lsd.md), [chemical weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemical-weapons.md), [sarin gas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarin-gas.md), [military industrial complex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-industrial-complex.md), sadism

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Jordan's Role and the Wesley Clark List (1:30:18–1:32:47)

The presence of U.S. troops in Jordan is discussed as a means to protect the monarchy and prevent the Syrian conflict from destabilizing the kingdom. Reference is made to General Wesley Clark's 2001 claim regarding a Pentagon plan to "take out" seven countries in five years, including Syria, Lebanon, and Libya. The hosts also predict a PR re-emergence of George Clooney regarding African conflicts.

Keywords: [jordan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jordan.md), [wesley clark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wesley-clark.md), [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [george clooney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-clooney.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Analysis of Presidential Drug Use and Adderall (1:32:49–1:36:06)

A listener's email provides a detailed analysis of Adderall use and its potential effects on President Obama's performance, specifically during the October 2012 debates. The theory suggests that the President's perceived lethargy at certain times could be attributed to "mental vacations" or withdrawal from stimulants. The physiological toll of long-term pharmaceutical use is discussed.

Keywords: [adderall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adderall.md), [cocaine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cocaine.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [withdrawal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/withdrawal.md), vasoconstrictors

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Provigil and the Secret Society of the Successful (1:36:07–1:40:54)

A report from President Obama's physical exam mentions "physician-prescribed medication" for jet lag management, which the hosts suspect is Provigil (modafinil). An ABC News segment by Diane Sawyer is played, describing Provigil as a "secret" tool for successful Americans, including lobbyists and programmers. The hosts note that a common side effect of the drug is a skin rash, which they claim the President has exhibited.

Keywords: [provigil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/provigil.md), modafinil, [diane sawyer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diane-sawyer.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [jet lag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jet-lag.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Pharmaceutical Scams and Historical Doping (1:40:54–1:45:41)

The pharmaceutical industry is criticized for tactics like buying out generic competitors to keep prices high. Historical anecdotes are shared regarding "Doctor Feelgood" figures who allegedly provided methamphetamine shots to President John F. Kennedy. The discussion suggests that high-stress occupations, from the presidency to rock stars like Bon Jovi, often involve pharmaceutical enhancement.

Keywords: [generics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/generics.md), [meth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meth.md), [john f. kennedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-f-kennedy.md), carlile hotel, [provigil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/provigil.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Coffee Addiction and the DSM-5 (1:45:41–1:50:46)

The inclusion of "caffeine withdrawal" as a mental disorder in the DSM-5 is mocked as a way for the medical industry to pathologize everyday habits. The hosts contrast the cost of a cup of coffee with the high price of prescription stimulants like Provigil. They argue that the medicalization of behavior is a growing trend driven by pharmaceutical interests.

Keywords: [coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coffee.md), [dsm-5](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dsm-5.md), caffeine withdrawal, [mental disorder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mental-disorder.md), [narcolepsy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/narcolepsy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Hillary Clinton's Appearance and Plastic Surgery Rumors (1:50:46–1:54:04)

Speculation regarding Hillary Clinton's recent public appearances suggests she may have undergone cosmetic procedures, such as a facelift or "eye job." Her outfit at a fashion awards event, designed by Oscar de la Renta, is criticized. The hosts predict she will increasingly favor specific camera angles to hide perceived surgical asymmetries.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [plastic surgery](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plastic-surgery.md), oscar de la renta, [daily mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daily-mail.md), facelift

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Fashion Industry Absurdity and Karl Lagerfeld (1:54:05–1:56:36)

The fashion industry is ridiculed, with Ralph Lauren compared to the "Mr. Burns" character from The Simpsons. Karl Lagerfeld's comment about wanting to "marry his cat" is interpreted as a satirical response to the gay marriage protests occurring in Paris. The hosts view the high-fashion world as increasingly disconnected from reality.

Keywords: karl lagerfeld, [ralph lauren](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ralph-lauren.md), mr. burns, [gay marriage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gay-marriage.md), [paris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paris.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/33.md)

### 34. People's Liberation Army Navy Nomenclature (1:56:37–1:58:04)

A trivia segment clarifies the official name of the Chinese naval forces as the "People's Liberation Army Navy" (PLAN). The discussion notes that the PLA oversees all branches of the Chinese military, including the air force and marines. Reference is made to the North Sea Fleet and China's first aircraft carrier, the Liaoning.

Keywords: [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [pla](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pla.md), [navy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/navy.md), [aircraft carrier](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aircraft-carrier.md), liaoning

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Donor Acknowledgments and Birthday Karma (1:58:06–2:02:56)

A series of listener donations are acknowledged, including several "69.69" contributions. Birthday wishes and "karma" are sent to listeners and their families, including a husband turning 30 and a cat with a broken leg. The hosts emphasize the importance of listener support for the "Value for Value" model.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [pasadena](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pasadena.md), carrollton, [west bank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/west-bank.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Barony of Placer County and State Contributions (2:02:57–2:06:37)

Sir Gerlach is named the "Baron of Placer County" following a donation, leading to a brief linguistic joke about the county's name in Dutch. Other donors from Oregon, Israel, and Virginia are thanked. The hosts encourage listeners from specific states, like Oregon (the 33rd state), to contribute amounts matching their state's number.

Keywords: placer county, [barony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barony.md), [oregon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oregon.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), waynesboro

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Spreadsheet Technical Difficulties and Knighting Ceremony (2:06:38–2:12:35)

The hosts deal with technical glitches in their donation spreadsheet, blaming "stolen code" in Microsoft products. Sir Long Rock of the Sierra Nevada is officially knighted in a formal ceremony. Karma is extended to various listeners dealing with family health issues or moving across the country.

Keywords: [spreadsheet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spreadsheet.md), [open office](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/open-office.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), sir long rock, sierra nevada

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/37.md)

### 38. F-35 Fighter Jet Program Criticism (2:12:41–2:16:52)

The F-35 Lightning II program is criticized for being seven years behind schedule and 70% over budget. A C-SPAN clip of Representative Loretta Sanchez discussing the program is played to illustrate the perceived incompetence of congressional oversight. The hosts argue the jet is a "joke" that fails to meet its performance goals despite massive investment.

Keywords: [f-35](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/f-35.md), [lockheed martin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockheed-martin.md), loretta sanchez, [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [defense budget](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/defense-budget.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/38.md)

### 39. School Lockdown Drills and Homeland Security Grants (2:16:53–2:20:40)

A former psychotherapist shares concerns about the frequency of school lockdown drills, which she describes as "slave training" for children. A news report details a drill involving a school bus takeover and "crisis actors," funded by federal Homeland Security grants. The hosts argue these exercises are designed to condition children to cower rather than take proactive safety measures.

Keywords: [lockdown drills](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockdown-drills.md), [homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland-security.md), [school safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/school-safety.md), [crisis actors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crisis-actors.md), unc

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Play by the Rules Youth Civics Booklet (2:20:41–2:26:00)

A Connecticut youth civics booklet titled "Play by the Rules" is reviewed, which contains surprisingly graphic information for young students. Topics include legal definitions of sexual assault, public indecency, and the dangers of date rape drugs like GHB and ecstasy. The hosts express shock that such complex and adult themes are being introduced to second graders.

Keywords: [connecticut](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/connecticut.md), [civics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civics.md), [sexual assault](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-assault.md), date rape drugs, public indecency

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Internet Safety and Copyright Law for Children (2:26:01–2:30:26)

The "Play by the Rules" booklet continues with warnings about the dangers of internet chat rooms, citing risks of kidnapping and murder. It also outlines strict penalties for copyright infringement, informing children they could face 10 years in prison and $50,000 fines for illegal music downloads. The hosts characterize the tone as authoritarian and fear-based.

Keywords: [cyberbullying](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyberbullying.md), [copyright](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copyright.md), [chat rooms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chat-rooms.md), [connecticut](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/connecticut.md), [prison](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prison.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Weapons Restrictions and Slingshot Legality (2:30:27–2:33:52)

The booklet's chapter on weapons explains that individuals under 18 cannot own BB or pellet guns in Connecticut. It also lists various prohibited items, including "dirk knives," switchblades, and police batons. A confusing section on slingshots suggests they may be legal to own but illegal to possess as a "weapon," which the hosts find nonsensical.

Keywords: bb guns, [slingshots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/slingshots.md), weapons laws, [connecticut](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/connecticut.md), martial arts weapons

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/42.md)

### 43. No Agenda Book Club and The Gulag Archipelago (2:33:54–2:37:29)

The No Agenda Book Club recommends several titles, including "Dirty Wars" by Jeremy Scahill and "Hitlerland." A significant portion of the segment is dedicated to Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's "The Gulag Archipelago," with a reading of a passage about the consequences of not resisting state oppression. The hosts discuss the importance of being aware of the "real situation" to preserve freedom.

Keywords: solzhenitsyn, gulag archipelago, hitlerland, [jeremy scahill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeremy-scahill.md), [book club](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/book-club.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Maryland DNA Collection and Supreme Court Decision (2:37:30–2:42:03)

The Supreme Court's decision to allow Maryland to collect DNA samples from arrestees is debated. Justice Scalia's dissent is highlighted, where he argued that catching criminals does not justify unreasonable searches. A clip from "Democracy Now!" features a victims' rights advocate supporting the decision as a way to prevent "pre-crimes," a concept the hosts find alarming.

Keywords: [dna](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dna.md), [maryland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maryland.md), [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [scalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scalia.md), [amy goodman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amy-goodman.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Retinal Scans and IQ Correlation Claims (2:42:04–2:44:14)

A report from Science Daily claims a direct correlation between the health of blood vessels in the retina and a person's IQ and cognitive function. The hosts link this to the potential for future biometric surveillance, where retinal scans could be used to categorize individuals by intelligence or health risk. They view this as another step toward a "technocratic" control system.

Keywords: [retinal scan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/retinal-scan.md), [iq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iq.md), science daily, cognitive function, [biometric data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/biometric-data.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Martin Bashir and Republican "Lexicon" Attacks (2:44:15–2:48:44)

MSNBC's Martin Bashir is criticized for a segment where he links Republican focus on the IRS scandal to historical racial dog-whistles. Bashir references Lee Atwater's 1981 comments on abstract political language. The hosts dismiss Bashir as a "bad actor" and recall his controversial history as an entertainment reporter involved in the Michael Jackson case.

Keywords: [martin bashir](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/martin-bashir.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [irs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irs.md), [lee atwater](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lee-atwater.md), [michael jackson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-jackson.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Dana Rohrabacher on Radical Islamic Terrorism (2:48:45–2:52:50)

Representative Dana Rohrabacher discusses his meetings with Russian intelligence regarding the Boston Marathon bombing suspects. He emphasizes the threat of "radical Islamic terrorism" and calls for expanded cooperation between the U.S. and Russia. The hosts find the rhetoric scripted and note Rohrabacher's verbal stumbles during the interview.

Keywords: [dana rohrabacher](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dana-rohrabacher.md), [dagestan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dagestan.md), [tsarnaev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsarnaev.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Reverend Manning on GOP Strategy and Mitt Romney (2:52:53–2:57:14)

Reverend James David Manning presents a theory that the Republican Party is running Jeb Bush solely to eliminate Marco Rubio from contention. Manning also predicts that Mitt Romney will run for president again. He delivers a fiery critique of the GOP, Fox News, and Romney for failing to "defend the Constitution" against the current administration.

Keywords: [james david manning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-david-manning.md), [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [jeb bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeb-bush.md), [marco rubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marco-rubio.md), [gop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gop.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/48.md)

### 49. Presidential Succession and the "Dream Team" Theory (2:57:15–3:03:01)

A hypothetical scenario is explored where President Obama resigns, allowing Joe Biden to become President and appoint Hillary Clinton as Vice President. This "Dream Team" would then allow Clinton to run as an incumbent in the next election. The hosts debate the legality and political feasibility of such a move, referencing the 25th Amendment and historical precedents like Lyndon Johnson.

Keywords: [succession](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/succession.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [25th amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/25th-amendment.md), [lyndon johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lyndon-johnson.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/49.md)

### 50. Vice Presidential Vacancy and Show Outro (3:03:02–3:04:57)

The legal process for filling a Vice Presidential vacancy is clarified: the President nominates a candidate who must be confirmed by a majority vote in both houses of Congress. The hosts conclude the episode, reminding listeners of the upcoming Sunday show on June 9th (6/9) and encouraging continued support through the "Value for Value" model.

Keywords: [25th amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/25th-amendment.md), [congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congress.md), [confirmation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/confirmation.md), sunday, [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/519-freemium-reporter/chapter/50.md)

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