# Ninjas in Mongolia

> Digital currency markets collapse while federal legislation seeks to redefine mental fitness for gun ownership as the global race for Mongolian minerals intensifies.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 503
- **Published:** 2013-04-11
- **Length:** 2h 37m
- **Topics:** Bitcoin Crash, Ninja Miners, [Gun Control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), [Neurodiversity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neurodiversity.md), NAB Show, OLED Tech, EU Bail-ins
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia

## About this episode

The Bitcoin market faces a volatile reckoning as values plummet from $266 to $120, prompting the Mt. Gox exchange to battle suspected DDoS attacks and bot manipulation. While Taylor Moore of Nashville lists property for digital currency and BitPay expands merchant services, the subreddit community has reportedly considered posting suicide hotline information for distressed investors. This speculative bubble, frequently compared to the 1990s Beanie Baby craze, highlights the risks of treating decentralized software codes as stable financial assets.

Vice President Joe Biden signals American interest in Mongolia’s mineral wealth as 60,000 ninja miners fuel a regional gold rush. In Washington, intelligence officials including Leon Panetta and Robert Mueller face scrutiny over 2009 testimony regarding the priority of attempted domestic attacks. Meanwhile, Senator Bill 374 and the Fix Gun Checks Act of 2013 threaten to classify citizens with antisocial personality disorder or low frustration tolerance as mentally defective, potentially disqualifying millions from firearm ownership under broad DSM-V definitions.

Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon of the University of Besancon concludes a 15-year study suggesting that bras may actually cause breast sagging by degrading natural support muscles. In the world of political PR, Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin attempt an image rehabilitation via the New York Times, while Chelsea Clinton appears to be laying the groundwork for a future campaign. The episode features the elevation of Sir Dwayne Melanson to the Earl of Oregon and a critique of the automated Giant Voice emergency systems produced by Whelen Engineering.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/transcript.md.

### 1. Bitcoin, Beanie Babies, and Financial Bubble Comparisons (0:00–2:27)

The value of Bitcoin is compared to the Beanie Baby craze of the 1990s, suggesting the digital currency is a speculative bubble. Discussion focuses on the "hold strong" sentiment found on Reddit subreddits and the technical "walls" or "floors" traders use to describe price movements. The transition from a niche tech interest to a mainstream phenomenon is identified as a precursor to a potential crash.

Keywords: [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [beanie babies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beanie-babies.md), [reddit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reddit.md), [financial crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/financial-crisis.md), [market crash](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/market-crash.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Nashville Property Sale, Bitcoin Digital Currency Explanation (2:28–4:09)

Taylor Moore of Nashville listed a property in Canada for $405,000 or the equivalent in Bitcoin, highlighting the currency's growing real-world application. Declan McCullough of CNET explains the mechanics of digital wallets and unique software codes that allow person-to-person transfers without banks. The report notes that Bitcoin was worth less than one dollar just two years prior.

Keywords: taylor moore, [nashville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nashville.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [cnet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnet.md), declan mccullough

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Mt. Gox Exchange, DDoS Attacks, and Investor Losses (4:10–5:37)

The Mt. Gox exchange faced significant issues, including suspected distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attacks and bot manipulation. Investors on Reddit shared stories of financial loss, including individuals who performed labor for Bitcoin only to see the value drop from $266 to $120. The volatility is framed as a warning to those treating the digital currency as a stable investment.

Keywords: [mt. gox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mt-gox.md), [ddos attack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ddos-attack.md), [reddit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reddit.md), cryptocurrency exchange, [market correction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/market-correction.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/3.md)

### 4. BitPay Merchant Services, Transaction Fees, and Volatility Risks (5:37–9:09)

BitPay allows merchants to accept Bitcoin by converting it to local currency for a 1% fee, though the timing of these transfers creates risk during rapid price fluctuations. A hypothetical scenario explores how a merchant might lose money if the exchange rate drops between the time of a sale and the daily bank transfer. The discussion questions the long-term viability of such services in a "whipsaw" market.

Keywords: [bitpay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitpay.md), merchant services, [qr code](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qr-code.md), transaction fees, [currency exchange](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/currency-exchange.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Intelligence Officials, 2009 Homeland Attack Testimony Reinterpretation (9:10–12:45)

A re-examination of 2009 testimony from intelligence leaders, including Leon Panetta and Robert Mueller, focuses on the phrasing of questions regarding "attempted attacks" on the U.S. homeland. The analysis suggests that the affirmative responses from officials like Director Dennis Blair might imply a priority for staged or "phony" events rather than just reactive defense. The specific wording "the priority is certain" for an attempted attack is highlighted as suspicious.

Keywords: [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [leon panetta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leon-panetta.md), [robert mueller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-mueller.md), [dennis blair](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dennis-blair.md), [homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Bitcoin Subreddit Suicide Hotline, Personal Donation Impact (12:48–15:22)

The Bitcoin subreddit reportedly considered posting suicide hotline information due to the emotional distress caused by the market crash. A personal anecdote illustrates the danger of accepting Bitcoin donations for business expenses like rent, noting that a 60% drop in value would be catastrophic for operations. The hosts confirm they have removed Bitcoin as a donation option to ensure financial stability.

Keywords: [reddit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reddit.md), suicide hotline, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [financial loss](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/financial-loss.md), [volatility](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/volatility.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/6.md)

### 7. French Breast Study, Bra Usage and Sagging Research (15:24–16:54)

A 15-year study conducted by Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon at the University of Besancon suggests that bras may actually encourage breast sagging rather than prevent it. Research involving 330 women found that those who went braless experienced a seven-millimeter lift in their nipples annually and developed firmer tissue. The study concludes that bras may degrade the natural support muscles of the chest.

Keywords: jean-denis rouillon, [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md), [medical study](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-study.md), breast health, university of besancon

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin, New York Times Profile (16:56–22:53)

Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin appeared in a New York Times Magazine profile viewed as a strategic "fluff piece" to rehabilitate Weiner's image for a potential New York City mayoral run. The article, written by Jonathan Van Meter, is criticized for omitting Weiner's past scandals and his ties to the Clintons. Van Meter's history of writing favorable pieces for Hillary Clinton is cited as evidence of a political PR campaign.

Keywords: [anthony weiner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-weiner.md), [huma abedin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/huma-abedin.md), [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), jonathan van meter

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Chelsea Clinton, Political Ambitions, New York Voter Sentiment (22:54–25:24)

Chelsea Clinton's public appearances and speaking engagements are interpreted as preparations for a future political run, possibly in Southern California or Nevada. The discussion touches on the Clinton family "dynasty" and criticizes New York voters for electing figures like Hillary Clinton, who had no prior residency in the state. The hosts suggest that the political landscape is increasingly dominated by overconfident legacy candidates.

Keywords: [chelsea clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chelsea-clinton.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), dynasty, political office, [new york](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/9.md)

### 10. KUT Austin Fundraising, Public Radio Sponsorship Costs (25:25–27:56)

KUT FM in Austin is criticized for its high sponsorship rates, reportedly charging $750 for an on-air name mention during fundraising drives. This is compared to the lower costs of independent podcast support. The discussion also notes the high salaries of symphony conductors and musicians, which often exceed $100,000, contributing to the high overhead of traditional cultural institutions.

Keywords: kut fm, [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [fundraising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fundraising.md), [sponsorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sponsorship.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Executive Producer Credits, Oregon Gas Pumping Laws (27:57–31:07)

Dwayne Melanson is recognized as the "Earl of Oregon" following a significant donation, sparking a discussion about the legality of pumping one's own gas in Oregon. The state's prohibition on self-service gas is contrasted with the "full service" stations common in the mid-20th century. The hosts emphasize the value of listener-supported peerages as a form of social standing in a hypothetical societal collapse.

Keywords: [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [oregon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oregon.md), gas pumping, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Josh Jackson, Four-Leaf Clover Bulbs, Divorce Lawyer Anecdote (31:08–33:42)

Josh Jackson donated to the show after a humorous segment helped him through a difficult day at a divorce lawyer's office. He previously sent four-leaf clover bulbs to the Travis Heights hideout, which are now beginning to sprout. The hosts express gratitude for the unique gift and discuss the novelty of growing clovers from bulbs.

Keywords: josh jackson, [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), four-leaf clovers, [gardening](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gardening.md), [divorce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/divorce.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Peerage Updates, Wikipedia Vandalism, Age Discrepancies (33:43–36:09)

Listener donations from Kathleen Bowman and Trevor Chapman lead to a discussion about the rules of the No Agenda peerage and the accuracy of online biographies. One host notes that their Wikipedia page previously listed their age as 236 and their height as 4'1". The segment concludes with a "Ministry of Truth" call to correct these humorous inaccuracies.

Keywords: [langley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/langley.md), [wikipedia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikipedia.md), [age](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/age.md), age guest, [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Newsletter Art, Nick the Rat, Guardians of Reality Domain (36:08–38:51)

The hosts thank artists Nick the Rat and Thorin for their contributions to the show's visual identity and newsletter. A producer using the pseudonym "Illuminati" registered the domain "guardiansofreality.com" for the show, adding to a collection of over 700 forwarding domains. The importance of high-quality artwork in driving listener support is emphasized.

Keywords: [nick the rat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nick-the-rat.md), [thorin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thorin.md), hushmail, [domain names](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/domain-names.md), [newsletter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsletter.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/14.md)

### 15. North Korea, Missile Launch Hype, Thermonuclear War Claims (38:51–43:24)

Media outlets like the BBC are criticized for using the term "thermonuclear war" regarding North Korean threats, despite the country's lack of hydrogen bomb capabilities. A theory is proposed that the "two missile" narrative pushed by news agencies is a setup for a staged event where one missile is intercepted and a second, undetonated nuclear warhead is "found" in Japan to justify military action.

Keywords: [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), [kim jong-un](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kim-jong-un.md), [okinawa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/okinawa.md), [missile launch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/missile-launch.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Joe Biden, Mongolia Gold Rush, Ninja Miners (43:25–47:22)

Vice President Joe Biden's mention of Mongolia's prosperity is identified as a "tell" for U.S. interests in the region's mineral wealth. Mongolia is currently experiencing a gold rush involving 60,000 "ninja miners" who pan for gold in rivers. The discussion suggests the U.S. may be interested in Mongolia's rare earth elements, which are critical for modern technology and currently dominated by China.

Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [mongolia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mongolia.md), [gold rush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gold-rush.md), ninja miners, [rare earth elements](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rare-earth-elements.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/16.md)

### 17. NASA Asteroid Capture, Potential Impact Risks (47:23–49:34)

NASA has proposed a contract to capture a small asteroid and bring it into Earth's orbit for study. The hosts joke about the potential for a miscalculation that could send the asteroid toward Mongolia, clearing out local miners. Scientific details regarding the size of asteroids and the kinetic energy they release upon impact are discussed.

Keywords: [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), [asteroid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asteroid.md), [spacex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spacex.md), [mongolia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mongolia.md), orbital mechanics

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Gun Control Legislation, Christiane Amanpour, Crime Statistics (49:35–53:01)

CNN's Christiane Amanpour is criticized for claiming that states with tougher gun laws have lower gun crime, a statement the hosts label a lie by citing high crime rates in Chicago. The discussion shifts to Senate Bill 374, the "Fix Gun Checks Act of 2013," which is framed as a federal attempt to influence state-level gun regulations through financial grants.

Keywords: [christiane amanpour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christiane-amanpour.md), [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [crime rates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crime-rates.md), senate bill 374

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Joe Biden, 3300 Gun Deaths Statistic, Magic Numbers (53:01–55:11)

Vice President Joe Biden cited a statistic of 3,300 gun deaths in the 113 days following the Sandy Hook shooting. The hosts highlight the repetition of the number "33" as a potential "magic number" or code used in political messaging. They question the source and accuracy of these specific figures used to push for "common sense" gun measures.

Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [sandy hook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sandy-hook.md), [statistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/statistics.md), [gun violence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-violence.md), [numerology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/numerology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Sheila Jackson Lee, Automatic Weapons Misidentification (55:11–57:48)

Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee is criticized for her emotional rhetoric regarding the Sandy Hook families and her technical inaccuracies regarding firearms. She incorrectly referred to the weapons used in various tragedies as "automatic weapons." The hosts argue that such misidentifications demonstrate a lack of understanding of the hardware being regulated.

Keywords: [sheila jackson lee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sheila-jackson-lee.md), [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md), [automatic weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/automatic-weapons.md), [newtown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newtown.md), [gun legislation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-legislation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Barack Obama, Sandy Hook Weaponry, Magazine Capacity (57:48–1:01:18)

President Obama is noted for misidentifying the weapon used at Sandy Hook as "fully automatic" during a fundraiser, though he later corrected himself. Connecticut Governor Dan Malloy signed new legislation limiting magazine capacity to 10 rounds based on the claim that the shooter fired 154 rounds in four minutes. The hosts question the timeline and the logistics of the shooting as reported by officials.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [sandy hook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sandy-hook.md), [semi-automatic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/semi-automatic.md), fully automatic, dan malloy

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Paul Barrett, Glock, Gun Violence Trends (1:01:19–1:06:03)

Author Paul Barrett discusses his book "Glock: The Rise of America's Gun" on PBS, noting that gun violence in the U.S. has actually decreased sharply since the 1990s. Despite the number of guns in the country doubling from 150 million in 1970 to 300 million today, violent crime rates have halved. Barrett attributes this to shifts in policing and higher incarceration rates, while the hosts point to the deterrent effect of legal carry laws.

Keywords: paul barrett, [glock](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glock.md), [gun violence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-violence.md), [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md), [incarceration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/incarceration.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Mental Defective Definition, Brady Bill, Federal Gun Checks (1:06:04–1:10:13)

The "Fix Gun Checks Act of 2013" relies on definitions established in the 1993 Brady Bill, specifically the term "mental defective." Federal law prohibits firearm sales to individuals adjudicated as a danger to themselves or others due to subnormal intelligence or mental illness. The hosts argue this broad definition allows for significant government overreach in determining who is fit to own a gun.

Keywords: brady bill, mental defective, gun checks, [title 18](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/title-18.md), [federal law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-law.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Texas Mental Health Laws, Antisocial Personality Disorder (1:10:14–1:14:30)

Texas law lists 12 conditions, including bipolar disorder and antisocial personality disorder, that can disqualify an individual from gun ownership. The World Health Organization's criteria for antisocial personality disorder—such as irresponsibility and low frustration tolerance—are so broad that many citizens could technically be classified as "mentally defective." The segment highlights the reliance on the American Psychiatric Association's DSM for legal definitions.

Keywords: [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [mental health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mental-health.md), [dsm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dsm.md), antisocial personality disorder, [gun ownership](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-ownership.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Neurodiversity Concept, Tourette Syndrome, Parking Permits (1:14:31–1:17:04)

The concept of "neurodiversity" is explored as a new social category that seeks respect for neurological differences like ADHD, autism, and Tourette syndrome. The hosts joke about using these diagnoses to obtain government grants or disability parking permits. They note that common conditions like dyslexia are now being framed as disabilities under this framework.

Keywords: [neurodiversity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neurodiversity.md), [tourette syndrome](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tourette-syndrome.md), [dyslexia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dyslexia.md), [disability](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disability.md), parking permits

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/25.md)

### 26. TSA Checkpoint Tips, Dislocated Shoulder Hypothetical (1:17:05–1:20:25)

A "hypothetical" travel tip suggests that telling TSA agents about a dislocated shoulder can allow a traveler to bypass the full-body scanner in favor of a standard magnetometer. The anecdote describes how agents in Oakland and Las Vegas were sympathetic to the injury, significantly speeding up the security process. The hosts discuss the efficiency of this method for navigating "Gestapo checkpoints."

Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [airport security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airport-security.md), [oakland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oakland.md), [las vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/las-vegas.md), [magnetometer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magnetometer.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/26.md)

### 27. NAB Show Las Vegas, Parking Corruption (1:20:25–1:21:57)

The National Association of Broadcasters (NAB) show in Las Vegas featured 95,000 attendees and a heavy presence of media industry stereotypes. Despite the large crowd, the convention center had numerous empty parking spots that were reportedly being held for "handicapped" drivers as part of a perceived local scam. The hosts describe the atmosphere of the show as being filled with "local anchors" and industry "talking heads."

Keywords: nab show, [las vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/las-vegas.md), [convention center](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/convention-center.md), [parking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parking.md), [stereotypes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stereotypes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Sony 4K OLED Technology, Display Innovations (1:21:58–1:24:26)

Sony showcased a 56-inch 4K OLED display at the NAB show, which is described as the most impressive display technology ever seen. While 4K content was ubiquitous at the show, the OLED prototype stood out for its riveting image quality. This contradicts previous industry rumors that Sony had abandoned OLED technology in favor of other formats.

Keywords: [sony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sony.md), [4k](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/4k.md), [oled](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oled.md), 3d tv, display technology

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Podcaster Mixer Project, NewTek, Kiki Stockhammer (1:24:27–1:26:47)

A new hardware project dubbed "The Podcaster" is in development, with an industrial designer currently working on the casing. During the NAB show, the hosts met with representatives from NewTek, the makers of the TriCaster, and industry figure Kiki Stockhammer. The segment highlights the positive reception of the No Agenda show among tech executives and the progress of the custom mixer prototype.

Keywords: newtek, [tricaster](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tricaster.md), kiki stockhammer, [podcaster](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcaster.md), industrial design

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Giant Voice Systems, Public Warning Tests (1:26:47–1:29:16)

"Giant Voice" systems, used for public emergency announcements, are being tested in various U.S. cities. A recording of a weekly test is played, alongside a clip from the movie "The Purge," which features a similar system announcing a period of legalized crime. The hosts encourage listeners to record these announcements to document the increasing presence of automated government voices in public spaces.

Keywords: [giant voice system](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/giant-voice-system.md), [chapel hill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chapel-hill.md), emergency broadcast, the purge, [public safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-safety.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Whelen Engineering, Emergency Announcement Scripts (1:29:19–1:32:36)

Whelen Engineering produces the pre-recorded voices used in Giant Voice systems for scenarios like chemical releases and terrorist alerts. The hosts critique the "boring" delivery of the official recordings and attempt to perform their own versions of the scripts. They highlight the absurdity of instructions like "please follow procedure" during a vague "terrorist alert."

Keywords: whelen engineering, chemical release, terrorist alert, emergency scripts

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Listener Donations, Gender Pricing Differences (1:32:37–1:36:42)

A series of listener donations are acknowledged, including a "make good" for a missed birthday. A tangent explores the idea that women and men perceive pricing differently, with a humorous claim that women are "optimists" who round down prices. Specific donors from Oregon, Pennsylvania, and Georgia are thanked for their support.

Keywords: philip meason, [beaverton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beaverton.md), mustard factory, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), pricing

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Kiki Stockhammer, NewTek Brand Ambassador (1:36:42–1:38:07)

The hosts discuss Kiki Stockhammer, a well-known figure in the video production industry and a brand ambassador for NewTek. Her presence at the NAB show and her history as a "sexy" redhead in the tech world are noted. The conversation revolves around her role in promoting the TriCaster and her potential influence on the hosts' hardware projects.

Keywords: kiki stockhammer, newtek, [tricaster](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tricaster.md), [las vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/las-vegas.md), [nab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nab.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Global Producer Credits, NPR Fundraising Comparison (1:38:08–1:41:36)

Producers from Germany, the Netherlands, and the UK are recognized for their financial contributions. The hosts contrast their listener-supported model with NPR's fundraising, noting that they mention donors at much lower levels than the $750 required by some public radio stations. They emphasize that the show relies on the "multitude" of small, recurring donations.

Keywords: [frankfurt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/frankfurt.md), [amstelveen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amstelveen.md), milton keynes, [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Sir Edward Beateisen, Earl of Oregon Peerage (1:41:39–1:44:57)

Edward Beateisen of Amstelveen is knighted after completing a $1,000 "layaway" donation plan. Additionally, Sir Dwayne Melanson is officially elevated to the rank of Earl of Oregon. The knighting ceremony includes the traditional list of "Hookers & Blow" and other humorous rewards associated with the No Agenda Roundtable.

Keywords: edward beateisen, [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [amstelveen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amstelveen.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/35.md)

### 36. FCC Absence at NAB, Low Power TV Spectrum (1:45:00–1:49:35)

The FCC's absence from the NAB show was officially blamed on the "sequester," but insiders suggest it was to avoid criticism over plans to eliminate Low Power TV (LPTV) spectrum. Lobbyists from major carriers like Verizon are reportedly pushing to kill off these smaller stations to repurpose the bandwidth. The hosts argue this is part of a broader effort to force consumers away from free over-the-air television and toward paid cable services.

Keywords: [fcc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fcc.md), [nab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nab.md), low power tv, lptv, [verizon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/verizon.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Samuel Morse, Modern Morse Code Project (1:49:37–1:52:18)

Samuel Morse is noted for being a world-class painter in addition to his work on the telegraph. One host reveals a plan to "revolutionize" Morse code with a new, affordable hardware device that works with or without the internet. The project aims to make Morse code "cool" again and encourage more people to obtain basic radio licenses, despite FCC neglect of the GPRS and ham radio bands.

Keywords: samuel morse, [morse code](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morse-code.md), [ham radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md), gprs, [fcc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fcc.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/37.md)

### 38. EU Audiovisual Media Services Directive, Video Licensing (1:52:19–1:56:19)

The European Audiovisual Media Services Directive is being implemented in the Netherlands, requiring all "on-demand" video providers to register with the government. This includes any service with a "mass media character" that offers a catalog of videos for economic gain. The hosts view this as the beginning of a licensing system for blogs and podcasts, aimed at providing government oversight and fee collection.

Keywords: [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), media directive, [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), video licensing, on-demand service

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Dutch Media Authority, Advertising Regulations (1:56:19–1:59:09)

The Dutch Media Authority (Commissariat voor de Media) has established strict rules for on-demand services, including mandatory "bookends" for advertisements and a ban on clandestine product placement. Sponsored content for news or political information is strictly prohibited. These regulations are seen as a way for the state to control the "propaganda tool" of video media.

Keywords: commissariat voor de media, [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [product placement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/product-placement.md), [sponsorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sponsorship.md), medical treatments

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Angela Merkel, Polish Magazine Cover, Nude Photos (1:59:10–2:01:38)

A Polish magazine featured German Chancellor Angela Merkel on its cover dressed as an Auschwitz prisoner, reflecting rising tensions in Europe. Separately, a controversial photo allegedly showing a young, nude Merkel at a German beach has circulated online. The hosts discuss the cultural differences regarding nudity in Germany and the impact of such images on a leader's reputation.

Keywords: [angela merkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angela-merkel.md), [poland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poland.md), [auschwitz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/auschwitz.md), nude beaches, [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/40.md)

### 41. EU Bank Bail-ins, IMF Policy Shift (2:01:39–2:03:17)

The European Union is shifting from "bail-outs" to "bail-ins," where depositors and investors are forced to cover the losses of failing banks. This policy could allow the government to seize interbank deposits, meaning money from a stable bank in one country could be used to save a failing bank in another. The hosts warn that this represents a significant threat to private savings across the Eurozone.

Keywords: [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), [bail-in](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bail-in.md), bank deposits, [portugal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portugal.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Michelle Obama, AskFlotus Hashtag Hijack (2:03:18–2:06:03)

First Lady Michelle Obama's attempt at a Twitter Q&A using the hashtag #AskFlotus was "hijacked" by critics asking about vacation costs and school choices. Questions ranged from the impact of the sequester on White House tours to the First Lady's role in dictating children's diets. The incident is cited as a major public relations failure for the administration.

Keywords: [michelle obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-obama.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), askflotus, [public relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-relations.md), [sequester](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sequester.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/42.md)

### 43. White House Memphis Soul Night, Justin Timberlake (2:06:03–2:08:55)

The Obama administration hosted a "Memphis Soul" musical event at the White House featuring Justin Timberlake, Queen Latifah, and Cyndi Lauper. The event, televised on PBS, is criticized as being "tone-deaf" given the cancellation of public White House tours due to the sequester. President Obama joked during the event about his own reputation as an Al Green impersonator.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), memphis soul, [justin timberlake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/justin-timberlake.md), [queen latifah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queen-latifah.md), [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Jay-Z and Beyonce, Cuba Trip Controversy (2:08:55–2:12:31)

Jay-Z and Beyonce's anniversary trip to Cuba sparked a congressional inquiry into whether they violated travel restrictions. The White House deferred questions to the Treasury Department, which reportedly approved the trip under a "people-to-people" cultural exchange license. The hosts question why high-profile celebrities are granted access to Cuba for what appears to be a luxury vacation rather than a student or educational trip.

Keywords: [jay-z](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jay-z.md), [beyonce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beyonce.md), [cuba](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cuba.md), [treasury department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/treasury-department.md), people-to-people

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Raul Castro, Money Laundering Theories (2:12:32–2:15:05)

A satirical take on the Jay-Z and Beyonce trip suggests they may have performed a private concert for Raul Castro. The discussion pivots to a theory that such high-profile trips might serve as a cover for money laundering or the physical transport of cash via private jets. The involvement of the Treasury Department is seen as a potential indicator of financial monitoring or facilitation.

Keywords: [raul castro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/raul-castro.md), [cuba](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cuba.md), [money laundering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/money-laundering.md), [treasury](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/treasury.md), [private jets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/private-jets.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Al-Qaeda Merger, Syrian Opposition (2:15:07–2:17:01)

Al-Qaeda's branch in Iraq has officially merged with the Syrian rebel group Jabhat al-Nusra. This "corporate merger" indicates the growing influence of hardline extremists within the Syrian opposition movement. The hosts use business terminology to describe the consolidation of these militant groups.

Keywords: [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), jabhat al-nusra, [iraq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq.md), [merger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merger.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Tunisian Cyber Army, Al-Qaeda Electronic Cyber Army (2:17:02–2:22:13)

A U.S. government document warns of the "Tunisian Cyber Army" (TCA) and its alleged ties to the "Al-Qaeda Electronic Cyber Army" (AQECA). These groups have claimed responsibility for attacks on the Pentagon and the Department of State. The hosts dismiss the threat as "bullcrap," noting that the groups operate openly on Twitter and provide phone numbers that likely lead back to intelligence agencies.

Keywords: tunisian cyber army, aqeca, [cyber warfare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-warfare.md), [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Melissa Harris-Perry, Collective Childcare Comments (2:22:14–2:24:13)

MSNBC host Melissa Harris-Perry is criticized for a promotional clip in which she argues that children belong to the "whole community" rather than just their parents. The hosts label this as "socialist crap" and "MSNBC propaganda." They suggest that Harris-Perry's views are radical and aimed at breaking down the private family unit in favor of state control.

Keywords: [melissa harris-perry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/melissa-harris-perry.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [public education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-education.md), [socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialism.md), black panther party

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/48.md)

### 49. Rick Pitino, NCAA Championship Fix Theory (2:24:13–2:27:35)

A theory is presented that the NCAA championship game was "fixed" for Michigan to win, but Louisville won instead. Video of Louisville coach Rick Pitino ducking in fear when post-game fireworks went off is cited as evidence that he feared retaliation for the unexpected victory. The hosts warn listeners against betting on sports, claiming the outcomes are often rigged by insiders.

Keywords: rick pitino, [louisville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louisville.md), [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md), [ncaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ncaa.md), [fireworks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fireworks.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/49.md)

### 50. Plan B Morning After Pill, Obama Administration Court Battle (2:27:36–2:30:26)

A federal judge in the Southern District of New York ruled that the "morning after" pill must be made available over-the-counter for all ages. This decision overrides the Obama administration's attempt to maintain age restrictions on the drug. The discussion explores the political motivations behind the administration's stance, including potential ties to the pharmaceutical industry.

Keywords: [plan b](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plan-b.md), morning after pill, [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [southern district of new york](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/southern-district-of-new-york.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/50.md)

### 51. Statutory Rape, Plan B, Political Pedophilia Theory (2:30:26–2:34:09)

The debate over Plan B availability is reframed as a way to hide instances of statutory rape. The hosts argue that if a 13-year-old buys the pill, it should trigger an investigation into the adult involved. They suggest that politicians may oppose universal access or specific reporting requirements because they themselves are involved in "pedo bear" activities that would be exposed by such tracking.

Keywords: [statutory rape](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/statutory-rape.md), [plan b](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plan-b.md), [pedophilia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pedophilia.md), [capitol hill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/capitol-hill.md), [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/51.md)

### 52. George Carlin, Macaroni and Cheese, Outro (2:34:11–2:36:59)

The show concludes with a George Carlin routine criticizing American consumerism and the "slow death" of fast food. Carlin suggests the national emblem should be a bowl of macaroni and cheese to reflect the country's obesity and excess. The hosts sign off from the Travis Heights hideout and Silicon Valley, promising to return on Sunday.

Keywords: [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [mac and cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md), [fast food](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fast-food.md), [obesity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/obesity.md), [ayn rand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ayn-rand.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/503-ninjas-in-mongolia/chapter/52.md)

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