# Spam Horse > A massive cyberattack narrative collapses under scrutiny while the Eurozone uses Cyprus as a financial laboratory and the Supreme Court redefines privacy in the digital age. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 499 - **Published:** 2013-03-28 - **Length:** 2h 52m - **Topics:** Spamhaus, Cyprus Bailout, [Bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [DOMA](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doma.md), Berezovsky, Monsanto Act, Cyberbunker - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse ## About this episode The Spamhaus and Cyberbunker DDoS attack serves as a catalyst for a broader investigation into the spam blacklisting industry and the hyperbolic media narratives surrounding internet infrastructure. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak dissect how Cloudflare and the BBC utilized military terminology to frame a routine IP dispute as a global threat. The investigation reveals a potential protection racket within email filtering and explores the hidden connections between Cyberbunker and WikiLeaks that mainstream outlets ignored. Financial instability takes center stage as the Cyprus bank bailout serves as a template for future Eurozone interventions, including the forced privatization of the Leviathan natural gas field. The Troika's seizure of deposits over 100,000 euros coincided with reports of Russian elites fleeing Nicosia on private jets. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court of the United States issued a landmark 5-4 ruling requiring warrants for drug-sniffing dogs on private property, while Justice Elena Kagan challenged the procreation-based arguments against the Defense of Marriage Act. In the UK, the suspicious death of Russian oligarch Boris Berezovsky in Surrey raises questions about the official suicide narrative given his vocal opposition to Vladimir Putin. Justice Antonin Scalia aligns with the liberal wing of the court to protect Fourth Amendment rights while the media dismisses the 10th Amendment as a legal technicality. The program also highlights the absurdity of Anderson Cooper diving with crocodiles for 60 Minutes and Jim Carrey's dated parody of gun owners. Executive Producers are knighted in a special ceremony ahead of the milestone 500th episode. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/transcript.md. ### 1. Gitmo Nation National Anthem and Episode 499 Introduction (0:00–1:51) The program opens with the Gitmo Nation National Anthem and the formal introduction of episode 499. Hosts Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak establish their locations in Austin, Texas, and Silicon Valley, California, respectively. They welcome the audience to the Thursday, March 28, 2013, broadcast. Keywords: [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [national anthem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-anthem.md), episode 499, [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Speculation on Natural Disasters and Global Financial Truth (1:51–3:26) A discussion ensues regarding the likelihood of a massive natural event or a staged terrorist attack occurring before the upcoming Sunday. The conversation links the timing of potential disasters to the signing of a federal appropriations bill and the financial instability in Cyprus. There is a suggestion that weather events are often used as a pretext for spending or to distract from financial truths. Keywords: sim city, [natural disaster](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/natural-disaster.md), appropriations bill, [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [cyprus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyprus.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Bitcoin Market Trends and California Infrastructure Concerns (3:27–5:19) The hosts review the current price of Bitcoin, which has reached $94, and discuss the process of selling through BitPay. The conversation shifts to a hypothetical earthquake in California, specifically targeting the new Bay Bridge. Concerns are raised about the use of Chinese steel in the bridge's construction and the potential for a catastrophic failure. Keywords: [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [bitpay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitpay.md), [earthquake machine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earthquake-machine.md), [chinese steel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chinese-steel.md), [bay bridge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bay-bridge.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/3.md) ### 4. BBC Coverage of Spamhaus and Cyberbunker DDoS Attack (5:20–12:20) A critique of BBC News reporting focuses on a distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attack involving Spamhaus and Cyberbunker. The hosts argue that the BBC and other mainstream outlets use hyperbolic military terminology, such as "nuclear bomb" and "machine gun," to describe internet plumbing issues. They characterize the event as a PR effort by Cloudflare that was misrepresented by the media as a threat to the entire internet's "motorway system." Keywords: [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), spamhaus, cyberbunker, [cloudflare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloudflare.md), [ddos attack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ddos-attack.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/4.md) ### 5. The Spam Blacklisting Racket and Cloudflare's Role (12:20–15:44) The mechanics of the spam blacklisting industry are described as a "protection racket" where companies must pay to be whitelisted on major email services. The conflict between Cyberbunker and Spamhaus is explained as a dispute over IP blocking that affected legitimate users. Cloudflare's involvement is framed as a failed attempt to gain positive PR that ultimately slowed down service for their other clients. Keywords: spamhaus, [blacklisting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blacklisting.md), [whitelisting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whitelisting.md), [cloudflare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloudflare.md), [isp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isp.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/5.md) ### 6. WikiLeaks Connection and Social Media Spook Activity (15:44–20:46) The discussion highlights that Cyberbunker reportedly hosts WikiLeaks, a detail allegedly ignored by mainstream media. One host describes receiving suspicious tweets from self-proclaimed cybersecurity experts after publishing an article on the topic. These interactions are characterized as "spook" activity intended to discredit the WikiLeaks connection by associating it with fringe conspiracy theories. Keywords: [wikileaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikileaks.md), cyberbunker, [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [spooks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spooks.md), [kennedy assassination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kennedy-assassination.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Personal Email Server Management and School Curriculums (20:47–26:36) The conversation turns to the technical challenges of managing private email servers to avoid blacklists and commercial fees. One host describes using a Mac Mini server with custom Thunderbird rules and SquirrelMail to filter spam. This leads to a critique of modern education, suggesting that schools should teach practical skills like compiling Linux kernels and setting up servers instead of current social curricula. Keywords: [mailchimp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mailchimp.md), [thunderbird](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thunderbird.md), mac mini server, linux kernel, [squirrelmail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrelmail.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/7.md) ### 8. Defense of Marriage Act and Dutch Perspectives (26:38–29:10) The Supreme Court's review of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is discussed, noting that Bill Clinton originally signed the act into law. A Dutch writer's surprise at this fact serves as a jumping-off point for a discussion on how the U.S. Constitution is misunderstood abroad. The hosts argue that many modern debates involve issues that fall outside the original scope of the Constitution. Keywords: [doma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doma.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [constitution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/constitution.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Alexandra Pelosi Interview and National Criticism (29:10–33:54) An interview with Alexandra Pelosi on Piers Morgan's show is analyzed, specifically her comments regarding the "sick" nature of the United States following the Sandy Hook shooting. The hosts criticize her for using her Dutch husband's negative views of America to support her documentary. They contrast the safety and social issues of Amsterdam with those of the U.S., defending the country against Pelosi's characterization. Keywords: [alexandra pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexandra-pelosi.md), [piers morgan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/piers-morgan.md), [sandy hook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sandy-hook.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Podcast Production Transparency and Supreme Court Media (33:55–35:32) The hosts emphasize the unscripted nature of their podcast, contrasting it with highly produced shows like The McLaughlin Report. They also discuss the lack of cameras in the Supreme Court, speculating that the justices prefer audio-only recordings to maintain a specific public image and avoid the pressures of being "camera ready." Keywords: mclaughlin report, [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [transparency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transparency.md), [cameras](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cameras.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/10.md) ### 11. Justice Kagan's Procreation Argument in DOMA Case (35:33–38:13) Justice Elena Kagan's questioning during the DOMA hearings is highlighted, specifically her hypothetical regarding marriage licenses for people over age 55. The argument challenges the notion that marriage is strictly for procreation. The hosts react to the courtroom's laughter and the absurdity of the government's interest in regulating biological functions through legal marriage. Keywords: [elena kagan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elena-kagan.md), [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [doma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doma.md), procreation, [marriage licenses](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marriage-licenses.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Supreme Court Ruling on Drug-Sniffing Dogs (38:13–39:33) The Supreme Court's 5-4 decision requiring police to obtain a warrant before using drug-sniffing dogs on a suspect's property is discussed. Justice Antonin Scalia wrote the majority opinion, which the hosts find notable for its alignment with liberal justices. They argue that the ruling is a victory for Fourth Amendment protections against illegal searches. Keywords: [antonin scalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antonin-scalia.md), [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [fourth amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fourth-amendment.md), [search warrant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/search-warrant.md), [drug dogs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-dogs.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/12.md) ### 13. DOMA and the 10th Amendment Technicality (39:34–41:14) A segment from MSNBC is criticized for referring to "states' rights" as a "legal technicality" in the context of the DOMA debate. The hosts argue that this framing is a form of media programming designed to diminish the importance of the 10th Amendment. They contend that the federal government's involvement in marriage definitions is a secondary issue to the constitutional authority of individual states. Keywords: [doma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doma.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [states' rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/states-rights.md), [10th amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/10th-amendment.md), [equal protection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/equal-protection.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Executive Producer Contributions and Knighting Ceremony (41:15–1:03:13) A lengthy segment is dedicated to acknowledging executive producers and donors ahead of the 500th episode. Several individuals are granted the title of "Instant Knight" or "Dame" for their $1,000 contributions. The hosts read notes from listeners, grant "karma," and discuss the "value-for-value" model that sustains the show without traditional advertising. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [500th episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/500th-episode.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Animal Hoarding Remix and Media Tropes (1:03:16–1:08:02) A comedic remix of a reality television show about animal hoarding is played, featuring a "cat lady" and her family. The hosts use the clip to demonstrate the use of "rim shots" in production to highlight absurd dialogue. This leads to a brief discussion on the rise of "Machiavellian women" in media and entertainment. Keywords: animal hoarding, rim shot, [remix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/remix.md), cat lady, machiavellian woman [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Female Viagra and Sexism on CNN (1:08:03–1:13:07) The hosts critique a CNN segment hosted by Jake Tapper regarding the 15th anniversary of Viagra and the development of a "female Viagra." They argue that the expert's advice—suggesting men should "load the dishwasher" to increase female desire—is sexist and reductive. The discussion highlights the double standards in how male and female sexuality are portrayed in mainstream news. Keywords: [jake tapper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jake-tapper.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), female viagra, dr. wendy walsh, [sexism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Jim Carrey's Anti-Gun Video Critique (1:13:08–1:15:46) Jim Carrey's "Funny or Die" video parodying "Hee Haw" and Charlton Heston is criticized for being unfunny and culturally dated. The hosts argue that the video relies on offensive stereotypes of gun owners as "rednecks." They point out that Carrey's portrayal ignores the actual demographics of gun ownership in the United States. Keywords: [jim carrey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jim-carrey.md), [funny or die](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/funny-or-die.md), charlton heston, [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), hee haw [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Cyprus Bank Bailout and Energy Privatization (1:15:47–1:22:06) The financial crisis in Cyprus is analyzed as a strategic move to force the privatization of energy assets, specifically the Leviathan natural gas field. The hosts explain that the seizure of bank deposits over 100,000 euros is a "template" for future Eurozone bailouts. They suggest the move is intended to secure control over pipelines and marginalize Russian influence in the region. Keywords: [cyprus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyprus.md), [bank bailout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bank-bailout.md), [privatization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privatization.md), [leviathan field](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leviathan-field.md), [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Russian Capital Flight and Cyprus Cash Distribution (1:22:06–1:24:45) Reports indicate that pro-Putin Russian elites were able to fly their money out of Cyprus on private jets before the bank freeze took effect. Meanwhile, armored vehicles were deployed to distribute cash to local bank branches under heavy guard. The hosts discuss the geopolitical implications of the "Troika" taking over the Cypriot economy and the resulting protests in Nicosia. Keywords: [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [cyprus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyprus.md), capital flight, [armored vehicles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/armored-vehicles.md), [moscow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moscow.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/19.md) ### 20. European Stability Mechanism and Future Bank Runs (1:24:46–1:31:12) The role of the European Stability Mechanism (ESM) is examined, with the hosts noting that Cyprus is the first country to receive a "macroeconomic assistance program" under its rules. They argue that the ESM's legal structure prevents traditional bank bailouts, forcing the "bail-in" of depositors. Predictions are made that Portugal and Spain will be the next targets for similar financial interventions. Keywords: [esm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/esm.md), klaus regling, [bank bailouts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bank-bailouts.md), [portugal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portugal.md), [spain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spain.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Death of Boris Berezovsky in Surrey (1:31:13–1:35:17) The suspicious death of Russian oligarch Boris Berezovsky in Surrey, England, is discussed. While police reports suggest a hanging, the hosts question the physics of the shower rail used and the presence of a broken rib. They suggest the death was an assassination by Russian "goons" rather than a suicide, noting Berezovsky's history as a vocal critic of Vladimir Putin. Keywords: [boris berezovsky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boris-berezovsky.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [surrey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surrey.md), ligature, hanging [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Janet Napolitano and Trusted Traveler Programs (1:35:18–1:42:15) Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano's promotion of "Trusted Traveler" programs like Global Entry and TSA PreCheck is scrutinized. The hosts argue that these programs are primarily about collecting biometric data rather than increasing safety. They question the logic of intense security screenings for American citizens who have already landed and exited an aircraft. Keywords: [janet napolitano](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-napolitano.md), [tsa precheck](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa-precheck.md), [global entry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-entry.md), [biometrics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/biometrics.md), [border security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/border-security.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/22.md) ### 23. White House Press Access and Profanity (1:42:16–1:44:35) Dana Milbank's comments on the vulgarity and profanity within the Obama White House are discussed. The hosts compare this to the Nixon and Bush administrations, noting that the current press corps is often compromised by their desire for access. They suggest that the aggressive language used by White House officials is a tactic to intimidate reporters. Keywords: [dana milbank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dana-milbank.md), [ari fleischer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ari-fleischer.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [profanity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/profanity.md), [press corps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/press-corps.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Syrian Opposition Training and Foreign Fighters (1:44:35–1:51:02) White House Spokesman Jay Carney's statements on "non-lethal assistance" to the Syrian opposition are deconstructed. The hosts highlight a UK government report ("CONTEST") that admits hundreds of European foreign fighters are in Syria, some linked to Al-Qaeda. They express concern that these fighters will eventually return to Europe and the UK with combat experience. Keywords: [jay carney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jay-carney.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [foreign fighters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foreign-fighters.md), non-lethal assistance [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Final Donor Acknowledgments and 500th Episode Hype (1:51:04–2:01:28) The hosts conclude the donation segment by thanking a final group of contributors and promoting the upcoming 500th episode on Easter Sunday. They reiterate the importance of the "value-for-value" model and celebrate the longevity of the show. New Barons and Baronesses are assigned their protectorates as part of the show's internal lore. Keywords: [500th episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/500th-episode.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [barony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barony.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Anderson Cooper's 60 Minutes Crocodile Segment (2:01:29–2:05:04) A 60 Minutes segment featuring Anderson Cooper diving with crocodiles is mocked for its lack of journalistic substance. The hosts play audio of Cooper describing the "intimidating" nature of the animals while underwater. They characterize the report as "idiotic" and emblematic of the decline of prestige news programs into entertainment. Keywords: [anderson cooper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anderson-cooper.md), [60 minutes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/60-minutes.md), crocodiles, [investigative reporting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/investigative-reporting.md), [botswana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/botswana.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/26.md) ### 27. Olympus Has Fallen and North Korean Propaganda (2:05:07–2:07:32) The hosts discuss the movie "Olympus Has Fallen" and its depiction of North Korean terrorists. They highlight an interview where Matt Lauer asks actor Gerard Butler if the North Korean government's recent real-world threats were a publicity stunt for the film. The hosts suggest the timing of geopolitical tensions often aligns suspiciously with Hollywood releases. Keywords: [olympus has fallen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/olympus-has-fallen.md), [gerard butler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gerard-butler.md), [matt lauer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/matt-lauer.md), [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [publicity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/publicity.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/27.md) ### 28. The Chat and Cut Line-Cutting Phenomenon (2:07:33–2:15:34) A clip from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" regarding the "chat and cut"—where someone pretends to know a person in line to cut ahead—prompts a discussion on social etiquette. The hosts observe that younger generations seem more "docile" and less likely to call out line-cutters. They share personal anecdotes about confronting people in public spaces and the changing nature of social confrontation. Keywords: [larry david](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/larry-david.md), [curb your enthusiasm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/curb-your-enthusiasm.md), [line cutting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/line-cutting.md), [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [social norms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-norms.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/28.md) ### 29. California Driving Habits and Freeway Etiquette (2:15:34–2:20:23) The conversation shifts to aggressive driving techniques in California, specifically the practice of cutting into traffic lanes at the last moment. The hosts discuss the "zipper merge" and the tendency of drivers to "gun it" when they see a turn signal. They contrast the driving culture of California with the more civil, yet potentially more dangerous, environment in Texas. Keywords: [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [driving](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/driving.md), zipper merge, freeway, [road rage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/road-rage.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/29.md) ### 30. David Cameron's Twitter Comment in Parliament (2:20:23–2:23:15) A clip from the British Parliament features Prime Minister David Cameron discussing the Chancellor of the Exchequer joining Twitter. The hosts reference Cameron's 2009 remark that "too many tweets make a twat." They find the exchange in the House of Commons to be a trivial waste of public time during a budget discussion. Keywords: [david cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-cameron.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [parliament](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parliament.md), chancellor of the exchequer, [budget](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/budget.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Bitcoin ATM in Cyprus and Mashable Critique (2:23:16–2:29:24) A Mashable report on a "Bitcoin ATM" in Cyprus launched by entrepreneur Jeff Berwick is dismissed as "bogative." The hosts question the physical reality of a Bitcoin ATM, noting that the currency is digital and doesn't require a traditional machine. They criticize the media for hyping the story as a viable solution to the Cypriot banking crisis. Keywords: [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [cyprus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyprus.md), jeff berwick, [mashable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mashable.md), [atm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/atm.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/499-spam-horse/chapter/31.md) ### 32. Postal Service Clause and Pre-Funding Mandates (2:29:25–2:36:40) The hosts defend the U.S. Postal Service against critics on CNN who argue for its privatization. They explain that the Postal Clause in the Constitution protects the service and that its current financial "crisis" is manufactured by a unique requirement to pre-fund pensions 75 years in advance. They argue that the mail is a secure form of communication that the government and private competitors are trying to undermine. 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