# Pet Food Stamps

> Whistleblowers warn of roadside TSA checkpoints as the federal government proposes a domestic Peace Academy and cryptocurrency hits record highs amidst global austerity protests.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 492
- **Published:** 2013-03-03
- **Length:** 3h 5m
- **Topics:** TSA Whistleblower, Bitcoin Surge, [Sequestration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sequestration.md), HR 808, Pet Food Stamps, [Operation Mockingbird](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/operation-mockingbird.md), [John Kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps

## About this episode

A new TSA whistleblower policy suggests the Department of Homeland Security is moving toward interstate IED screening on public roadways under the guise of protecting legitimate commerce. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the 10th anniversary of the DHS alongside a presidential proclamation for National Consumer Protection Week, which they argue uses condescending rhetoric to mask the government's role in the 2008 financial crisis. The session highlights the militarization of domestic agencies and the push for a cabinet-level Secretary of Peacebuilding under HR 808.

Representative Maxine Waters faces scrutiny for claiming sequestration would cost 170 million jobs, a figure exceeding the entire American workforce. Despite dire warnings from President Barack Obama regarding military budget cuts, defense stocks for Raytheon and Boeing have reached new highs. The global landscape remains volatile as anti-austerity protests erupt in Lisbon while Secretary of State John Kerry pledges 60 million dollars to the Syrian Opposition Coalition. Meanwhile, the market value of Bitcoin has surpassed 33 dollars, prompting the show to officially adopt a cryptocurrency donation model to maintain independence from traditional banking gatekeepers.

John C. Dvorak offers a satirical culinary guide to masking the scent of cheap cat food with marjoram for those on the new Pet Food Stamps program. The hosts mock the media's obsession with President Obama's Star Trek gaffe and Dennis Rodman’s diplomatic mission to North Korea with Vice Magazine. Executive Producer Mark Wilson is knighted for his support as the show explores the history of CIA media infiltration via Operation Mockingbird and the suspicious reporting surrounding Al-Qaeda commander Mokhtar Belmokhtar.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/transcript.md.

### 1. National Consumer Protection Week, American Red Cross Month (0:00–1:39)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the session from the Travis Heights hideout in Austin, Texas. They acknowledge National Consumer Protection Week and the 10th anniversary of the United States Department of Homeland Security. Technical difficulties regarding audio quality and a previous internet outage are briefly addressed.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), national consumer protection week, american red cross month, [department of homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-homeland-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/1.md)

### 2. National Consumer Protection Week Proclamation, NCPW.gov Website (1:39–8:59)

A presidential proclamation regarding National Consumer Protection Week is analyzed for its rhetoric concerning the 2008 financial crisis. The hosts critique the official website, ncpw.gov, describing its design and outreach toolkits as condescending and simplistic. Reference is made to Peter Wallison’s book, "Bad History, Worse Policy," which attributes the financial crisis to government policy rather than a lack of oversight.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), ncpw.gov, [consumer protection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/consumer-protection.md), [financial crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/financial-crisis.md), community reinvestment act

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Department of Homeland Security 10th Anniversary Proclamation (9:00–10:51)

The hosts review the prose of the presidential proclamation celebrating a decade of the Department of Homeland Security. The text highlights the agency's mission to secure borders, ports, and cyber networks since the events of September 11, 2001. The commentary characterizes the language as militaristic and largely ignored by the general public.

Keywords: [department of homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-homeland-security.md), [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [presidential proclamation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/presidential-proclamation.md), [9/11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/9-11.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/3.md)

### 4. TSA Insider, Interstate IED Screening Policy (10:51–13:58)

A TSA whistleblower, referred to as G Roper, provides an analysis of a new executive policy regarding the reclassification of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). The insider suggests that the government is moving toward an interstate screening process on public roadways. This policy allegedly uses the concept of "legitimate commerce" to justify searching vehicles for explosives at state and local boundaries.

Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), g roper, improvised explosive devices, [interstate commerce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/interstate-commerce.md), [checkpoints](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/checkpoints.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/4.md)

### 5. California Agricultural Checkpoints, Border Patrol Resistance (13:58–17:01)

The discussion shifts to the legality of agricultural checkpoints at the California border intended to prevent the spread of fruit flies. One host recounts an anecdote about a banana in a cup holder while debating the merits of resisting such searches. The conversation contrasts local agricultural inspections with the 100-mile border patrol zone in Texas.

Keywords: [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), fruit fly, agricultural inspection, [fourth amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fourth-amendment.md), [border patrol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/border-patrol.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Bitcoin Value Surge, No Agenda Bitcoin Donations (17:03–23:42)

Bitcoin's market price surpassing $33 triggers a discussion on the viability of cryptocurrency. The hosts decide to officially accept Bitcoin donations for the show, providing a specific wallet address. They compare digital currency to the wooden coins used at the Austin Sustainable Center's farmers market and debate whether Bitcoin will eventually crash or gain mainstream acceptance.

Keywords: [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [cryptocurrency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cryptocurrency.md), austin farmers market, wooden coins, [digital currency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-currency.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/6.md)

### 7. John C. Dvorak Tech Predictions, iPad and iPhone (23:43–27:02)

John C. Dvorak reflects on his history of technology predictions, admitting to being wrong about the success of the iPad and the initial launch of the iPhone. He discusses the failure of the Apple Newton and the evolution of near-field communication. The segment highlights the difficulty of predicting consumer tech trends without hands-on experience prior to launch.

Keywords: [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), [ipad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ipad.md), apple newton

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Producer Credits, Executive Producer Mark Wilson (27:03–30:16)

The hosts acknowledge financial support from the "No Agenda" producers under the value-for-value model. Mark Wilson from Glasgow is recognized as an Executive Producer for a $600 donation. An anonymous donor from Kew Gardens, New York, is also thanked for a $200 contribution, receiving "job karma" in return.

Keywords: [mark wilson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-wilson.md), [glasgow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glasgow.md), [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Bitcoin Volatility, Value for Value Model (30:17–32:56)

The hosts reiterate their plan to manage Bitcoin donations and express concerns about the currency's volatility. They emphasize the importance of the value-for-value model in keeping the show independent. A brief comparison is made between Bitcoin's hype-driven demand and traditional stocks like General Motors.

Keywords: [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [dvorak.org](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dvorak-org.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [general motors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/general-motors.md), [supply and demand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supply-and-demand.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Department of Peacebuilding Act, HR 808 Legislation (32:57–42:16)

The hosts analyze HR 808, the Department of Peacebuilding Act of 2013. The legislation proposes a cabinet-level Secretary of Peacebuilding and cites statistics on global violence and gun deaths. A tangent occurs regarding the legality of suicide in the United States and the public nuisance costs associated with it.

Keywords: hr 808, department of peacebuilding, [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), suicide laws, [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Peace Academy, Unarmed Civilian Peacekeeping Force (42:17–47:00)

The Department of Peacebuilding Act's proposal for a "Peace Academy" is examined. Modeled after military service academies, it would require graduates to serve five years in an unarmed civilian peacekeeping force. The hosts express concern over the bill's provisions for government oversight of media awareness and the creation of a domestic "Brownshirt" army.

Keywords: peace academy, brownshirts, human security, media awareness, conflict resolution

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Islamic Peace Academy Branding, Peace Day (47:00–53:17)

A search for "Peace Academy" reveals existing Islamic schools in Austin and Louisville using the name. The hosts discuss the branding conflict between the proposed federal academy and these private institutions. They conclude the segment by mocking the idea of "Peace Days" and the visual of UN blue helmets or domestic peacekeepers.

Keywords: austin peace academy, [charter schools](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charter-schools.md), [branding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/branding.md), peace day, [blue helmets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blue-helmets.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Maxine Waters, Sequestration Job Loss Claims (53:19–57:21)

Representative Maxine Waters is criticized for a speech in which she claimed sequestration would result in the loss of 170 million jobs. The hosts point out that this figure exceeds the total number of people employed in the United States. They also mock her pronunciation of the word "sequestration."

Keywords: [maxine waters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maxine-waters.md), [sequestration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sequestration.md), job losses, [congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congress.md), ryan sequestration

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Barack Obama, Dictator Comment and Star Trek Gaffe (57:21–59:57)

President Barack Obama's recent press conference is reviewed, specifically his comment, "I am not a dictator, I'm the president." The hosts analyze the phrasing and tone of the response to a CNN reporter's question. They also mention the media's focus on his confusion between the "Jedi mind trick" and the "Vulcan mind meld."

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [dictator](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dictator.md), jedi mind trick, vulcan mind meld

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Military Budget Cuts, Sequestration Impact on Families (59:57–1:04:56)

The hosts break down the specifics of the 2013 sequestration cuts, noting they primarily target budget code 050 (National Defense). They critique President Obama's rhetoric regarding the impact on military families and teachers on army bases. The discussion suggests the administration is using "guilt" and "scare tactics" to blame Republicans for the cuts.

Keywords: [department of defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-defense.md), budget code 050, [furloughs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/furloughs.md), [border patrol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/border-patrol.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Political Strategy of Sequestration, Defense Stock Performance (1:04:56–1:11:18)

The hosts argue that President Obama successfully used sequestration to cut the military budget while shifting blame to Congressional Republicans. They note that despite warnings of economic damage, defense stocks like Raytheon and Boeing reached new highs following the signing of the cuts. The segment analyzes the "wasteful tax loophole" rhetoric used in the President's weekly address.

Keywords: [raytheon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/raytheon.md), [boeing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boeing.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [republicans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republicans.md), [tax loopholes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tax-loopholes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/16.md)

### 17. NPR Mac and Cheese Report, Food Subsidies (1:11:18–1:16:27)

An NPR report featuring nutritionist Barry Popkin is mocked for suggesting that boxed macaroni and cheese is a more efficient and cost-effective meal than fresh fruit. The hosts criticize the segment for normalizing the consumption of artificial cheese and chemicals due to government subsidies for processed food ingredients.

Keywords: [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [mac and cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md), barry popkin, food subsidies, [nutrition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nutrition.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Pet Food Stamps, Cat Food Mac and Cheese Recipe (1:16:29–1:21:35)

A news report on "Pet Food Stamps" for financially strapped families leads to a satirical discussion about cooking cat food with macaroni and cheese. John C. Dvorak offers culinary advice on using marjoram and bay leaves to mask the smell of cheap cat food. The hosts joke about the shiny hair benefits of such a diet during tough economic times.

Keywords: pet food stamps, [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [marjoram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marjoram.md), [culinary tips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/culinary-tips.md), [poverty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poverty.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Der Spiegel, German Dream and Gastarbeiter (1:21:35–1:25:37)

The hosts examine a Der Spiegel report titled "The German Dream," which details the influx of southern European workers from Greece, Spain, and Italy into Germany. They question the validity of the report's claim that these migrants are finding high-level marketing management jobs. The term "gastarbeiter" (guest worker) is discussed in the context of the modern European economy.

Keywords: [der spiegel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/der-spiegel.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), gastarbeiter, [migrant workers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/migrant-workers.md), [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Portugal Anti-Austerity Protests, EU Debt (1:25:37–1:29:07)

Massive protests in Lisbon, Portugal, are highlighted as citizens demonstrate against government austerity measures and EU-mandated debt. The hosts describe the movement as a "disparate movement driven by anger" against corrupt politicians and bankers. They argue that the media in the Western world is suppressing coverage of these protests to prevent similar unrest elsewhere.

Keywords: [portugal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portugal.md), [lisbon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lisbon.md), [austerity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austerity.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [bailout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bailout.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Too Big to Fail, General Motors Bailout (1:29:08–1:32:33)

The concept of "too big to fail" is revisited using the failure of Lehman Brothers as a case study. The hosts question why the term is applied to banks but rarely to industrial giants like General Motors. They suggest that political ties to unions, such as the SEIU and UAW, protect certain corporations from being dismantled.

Keywords: [lehman brothers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lehman-brothers.md), [general motors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/general-motors.md), [too big to fail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/too-big-to-fail.md), [unions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unions.md), [seiu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seiu.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission, Subprime Mortgage Data (1:32:34–1:37:47)

Testimony from the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission (FCIC) reveals that there were 28 million low-quality mortgages in the system by 2008. The hosts discuss how the media ignored this data, focusing instead on derivatives. They attribute the housing bubble to government meddling via the Community Reinvestment Act and the repeal of Glass-Steagall.

Keywords: fcic, [subprime mortgages](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/subprime-mortgages.md), community reinvestment act, [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [dodd-frank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dodd-frank.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Dodd-Frank and Obamacare, Crony Capitalism (1:37:47–1:41:22)

The hosts compare the Dodd-Frank Act to Obamacare, arguing that both laws turn private industries into "wards of the government" through heavy regulation. They discuss the role of the Financial Stability Oversight Council (FSOC) in designating Systemically Important Financial Institutions (SIFIs). This designation is characterized as the essence of crony capitalism, giving the Federal Reserve control over private corporate policy.

Keywords: [dodd-frank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dodd-frank.md), [obamacare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/obamacare.md), [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md), sifi, [crony capitalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crony-capitalism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Systemically Important Financial Institutions, Economic Collapse (1:41:23–1:46:18)

A discussion with artist and former tech executive Lori Frick touches on the inevitability of an economic collapse. The hosts argue for "ripping the band-aid off" rather than sustaining the current system of SIFIs and government partnerships. They define the current state of US corporatism as a form of fascism where regulators have an incentive to rescue failing entities to hide their own failures.

Keywords: sifi, vignette, [lori frick](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lori-frick.md), [corporatism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corporatism.md), [fascism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fascism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Operation Mockingbird, CIA Media Infiltration (1:46:19–1:51:27)

The hosts reinvigorate the term "Mockingbird" to describe CIA infiltration of the American media. They play a classic clip from the Church Commission hearings where CIA officials refuse to disclose the extent of their payroll within major television networks. The segment links media control to the broader influence of the Federal Reserve and global banking families.

Keywords: [operation mockingbird](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/operation-mockingbird.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [church commission](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/church-commission.md), [frank church](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/frank-church.md), [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Listener Donations, Alternative Media Tax (1:51:29–2:00:43)

A lengthy donation segment features contributions from listeners across the US and Canada. The hosts discuss the risk of PayPal cutting off their account and the importance of direct support. Notable mentions include an "Alternative Media Tax" (AMT) donation and various requests for "karma" and "de-douching" jingles.

Keywords: [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), alternative media tax, [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Papal Succession, Liberation Theology and CIA (2:00:47–2:07:14)

A donor's note sparks a discussion on the potential for a Marxist-leaning Pope and the history of CIA influence in the Vatican. The hosts touch on the suppression of liberation theology and the role of Opus Dei. This is followed by more listener credits, including a "Brolf" jingle request involving Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Keywords: [pope](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pope.md), [vatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vatican.md), opus dei, [liberation theology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/liberation-theology.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Swazilnuff Club, PayPal Subscription Issues (2:07:14–2:18:32)

The hosts address recurring issues with PayPal cancelling listener subscriptions without notice. They acknowledge members of the "Swazilnuff Club" who make up for missed payments with larger one-time donations. The segment includes various jingles for "Science," "MILFs," and "Job Karma" as requested by producers.

Keywords: swazilnuff, [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), [dr. kiki](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dr-kiki.md), [milf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/milf.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Pat Robertson, 700 Club Million Dollar Prayer (2:18:32–2:22:55)

A listener's request for "sticky weed" karma in North Dakota is contrasted with a clip from Pat Robertson’s "700 Club." The hosts mock the televangelist's practice of telling viewers that God is supplying them with a million dollars. They joke about offering similar spiritual services for "gooey weed" and face-sitting requests.

Keywords: pat robinson, [700 club](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/700-club.md), sticky weed, [north dakota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-dakota.md), [prayer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prayer.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Knighting of Sir Mark Wilson, South by Southwest (2:22:58–2:27:02)

Mark Wilson is officially knighted as "Sir Mark" for his $600 donation. Adam Curry announces his upcoming session at South by Southwest (SXSW) titled "Value for Value: Just Getting By in New Media." The hosts discuss the economics of public speaking, comparing their potential fees to the high-priced "bundled" speeches of Bill Clinton.

Keywords: [mark wilson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-wilson.md), [south by southwest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-by-southwest.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [speaking fees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/speaking-fees.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Chris Matthews, Gun Control and Political Nutty Pack (2:27:02–2:31:55)

MSNBC's Chris Matthews is criticized for suggesting that "hoarders" and "survivalists" are the source of future presidential assassins. The hosts also analyze a clip of director Rob Reiner discussing gun control, pointing out logical inconsistencies regarding violence in countries like the UK and Switzerland. They mock the idea that subtitling movies could reduce violence.

Keywords: [chris matthews](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-matthews.md), [rob reiner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rob-reiner.md), [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md), [switzerland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switzerland.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Mokhtar Belmokhtar, Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (2:31:55–2:35:44)

Conflicting reports regarding the death of Al-Qaeda commander Mokhtar Belmokhtar, also known as the "Marlboro Man," are examined. The hosts question the validity of DNA identification claims made by Algerian and Chadian authorities. They note that Belmokhtar has been reported dead multiple times in the past, suggesting the current reports may be a hoax.

Keywords: [mokhtar belmokhtar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mokhtar-belmokhtar.md), [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [mali](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mali.md), [chad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chad.md), [dna testing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dna-testing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Economic Hitmen, UN Cholera Outbreaks in Africa (2:35:46–2:39:56)

The hosts discuss the "Economic Hitman" strategy of using IMF loans and infrastructure projects to gain control of African nations. They highlight a UN investigation attributing a cholera outbreak in Zimbabwe to UN forces, similar to the situation in Haiti. The segment links an executive order against Zimbabwe to a broader pattern of "economic shit man" tactics.

Keywords: [zimbabwe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zimbabwe.md), [tanzania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tanzania.md), [cholera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cholera.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [economic hitman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/economic-hitman.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/33.md)

### 34. John Kerry in Egypt, Muslim Brotherhood Ties (2:39:58–2:43:15)

Secretary of State John Kerry's visit to Egypt is analyzed, with reports indicating that secular and liberal leaders refused to meet with him. The US is accused of siding with Mohamed Morsi and the Muslim Brotherhood. Kerry's subsequent trip to Ankara to discuss Turkish-Israeli relations is also mentioned.

Keywords: [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), [mohamed morsi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mohamed-morsi.md), [muslim brotherhood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muslim-brotherhood.md), [ankara](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ankara.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Syrian Opposition Funding, John Kerry and William Hague (2:43:16–2:51:49)

John Kerry announces $60 million in support for the Syrian Opposition Coalition, which the hosts question as "programmed money." They compare this to UK Foreign Minister William Hague's efforts to send blankets and medical supplies. The segment critiques the "international conspiracy" in Syria and mentions past celebrity involvement with the Assad family by figures like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Keywords: [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [bashar al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bashar-al-assad.md), [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [angelina jolie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angelina-jolie.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Dennis Rodman in North Korea, Vice Magazine (2:51:50–2:57:35)

Dennis Rodman's visit to North Korea with the Vice magazine crew is discussed. The hosts mock the State Department's dismissive reaction to the trip and the claim that Rodman is not a "player in diplomacy." They highlight the irony of the US government criticizing North Korea for "wining and dining" visitors while the First Lady presents at the Oscars.

Keywords: [dennis rodman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dennis-rodman.md), [kim jong-un](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kim-jong-un.md), [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [vice magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vice-magazine.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Dianne Feinstein, Sandy Hook Families at Gun Hearing (2:57:35–3:01:02)

The hosts critique a Senate gun control hearing led by Dianne Feinstein. They highlight a moment where Senator Richard Blumenthal asks Sandy Hook families to stand for applause, which they characterize as a "shameful display" of using tragedy for political theater. The segment notes Blumenthal's admission that the current legislative push would not exist without the Newtown tragedy.

Keywords: [dianne feinstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dianne-feinstein.md), [richard blumenthal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/richard-blumenthal.md), [sandy hook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sandy-hook.md), [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), [newtown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newtown.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/37.md)

### 38. New York Times Weight Report, Bradley Manning (3:01:04–3:05:40)

John C. Dvorak delivers his weekly New York Times weight report, noting the paper is four ounces lighter than the previous week. The hosts discuss the Bradley Manning case, focusing on the denial of FOIA requests for the "Collateral Murder" footage. They conclude by questioning the lack of outrage from the LGBTQ community regarding Manning's treatment before signing off.

Keywords: [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), br Bradley manning, [wikileaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikileaks.md), [freedom of information act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/freedom-of-information-act.md), [lgbtq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lgbtq.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/38.md)

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