# Add Bacon > A German pop star channels historical rhetoric as the Pentagon expands its African drone footprint and Congress weighs a mandatory national service bill for young adults. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 490 - **Published:** 2013-02-24 - **Length:** 2h 42m - **Topics:** Heino controversy, Drone death toll, [National service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-service.md), Vatican scandals, Bitcoin volatility, Niger drone base, Horse meat scandal - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon ## About this episode German folk singer Heino faces intense public backlash after using historical Nazi descriptors to promote his new comeback album. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the controversy surrounding Heino's use of phrases linked to a 1935 Adolf Hitler speech, while simultaneously tracking the expansion of U.S. drone operations in Niger. The deployment of 100 military personnel to establish a base in Africa signals a significant shift in the global war on terror. Senator Lindsey Graham publicly disclosed that U.S. drone strikes have killed approximately 4,700 people, a figure that prompted a sharp rebuttal from CNN anchor Erin Burnett. Meanwhile, Representative Charles Rangel introduced House Resolution 748 to mandate national service for all citizens aged 18 to 25, including the registration of women for the draft. In the Vatican, reports of a secret dossier detailing a gay lobby and financial scandals continue to swirl following the resignation of Pope Benedict XVI. Technical documents recovered in Mali reveal that Al-Qaeda militants are using Russian jamming equipment and SkyGrabber devices to intercept unencrypted drone video feeds, contradicting mainstream media claims of low-tech evasion tactics. Sir Sizzalot of Toronto receives a formal No Agenda knighthood as the show prepares for its 500th episode milestone on Easter Sunday. John C. Dvorak recounts his frustrations with a wedged package at the post office while Adam Curry pitches a premium mac and cheese food truck venture for the coming economic depression. The duo also explores the curious prevalence of the number 33 in the recent Daytona International Speedway wreck. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/transcript.md. ### 1. No Agenda Episode 490 Introduction and Holiday Fallout (0:00–2:31) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 490 of the No Agenda show from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley. They discuss the logistical fallout from the recent President's Day holiday, noting how public holidays often disrupt the quality of subsequent broadcasts. The conversation touches on the definition of "white goods" in retail, specifically washing machines and linens. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), president's day, white goods [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Bitcoin Value Volatility and Community Skepticism (2:31–9:08) Adam Curry reviews his Bitcoin holdings, discovering he possesses 135 BTC rather than the 300 he previously estimated. He analyzes a historical price chart, noting the currency's rise from $5 to $30 and questioning if the current market behavior represents a classic pump and dump scheme. Curry expresses disappointment in the lack of support from the "Bitcoin community" after a failed experiment to fund a new episode of his Daily Source Code podcast using the digital currency. Keywords: [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [cryptocurrency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cryptocurrency.md), [pump and dump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pump-and-dump.md), [daily source code](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daily-source-code.md), [market manipulation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/market-manipulation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Heino Comeback Controversy and Nazi Speech Allegations (9:08–12:01) German folk singer Heino has sparked controversy with a comeback album featuring cover songs. Public backlash intensified after Heino used a phrase in an interview describing himself as "hard as steel, tough as leather and nimble as a greyhound." These specific descriptors are historically linked to a 1935 speech delivered by Adolf Hitler to the Hitler Youth. Keywords: heino, [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [adolf hitler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adolf-hitler.md), [dusseldorf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dusseldorf.md), [controversy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/controversy.md), [pop music](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pop-music.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/3.md) ### 4. House Resolution 748 and National Service Mandates (12:02–14:48) Representative Charles Rangel introduced House Resolution 748, a bill requiring all U.S. citizens between ages 18 and 25 to perform national service. The legislation includes provisions for the registration of women under the Military Selective Service Act and authorizes inductions into the uniformed services during wartime. Critics argue the bill represents a further militarization of the country under the guise of gender equality. Keywords: hr 748, charles rangel, [military draft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-draft.md), [national service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-service.md), [selective service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/selective-service.md), [legislation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legislation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/4.md) ### 5. United States of Bacon and Food Television Trends (14:48–20:23) The television show "United States of Bacon" on the Discovering America network features chef Todd Fisher traveling the country to sample bacon-centric dishes. The program is noted for its high production value and Fisher's professional delivery, despite being a thematic clone of Anthony Bourdain's travel series. The hosts discuss the cultural obsession with bacon and the show's portrayal of American culinary habits. Keywords: todd fisher, discovering america, [bacon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bacon.md), [anthony bourdain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-bourdain.md), [food network](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/food-network.md), [milwaukee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/milwaukee.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/5.md) ### 6. US Drone Base Expansion in Niger (20:24–23:17) President Barack Obama notified Congress of the deployment of approximately 100 U.S. military personnel to Niger to establish a drone base. The mission is officially described as providing intelligence support to French forces operating in neighboring Mali. The deployment is conducted under the President's constitutional authority as Commander-in-Chief to protect national security interests. Keywords: [niger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/niger.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [mali](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mali.md), [intelligence sharing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence-sharing.md), [military deployment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-deployment.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Al-Qaeda Drone Defense Memo and Media Trivialization (23:32–29:15) The Associated Press and CNN reported on a 22-point tip sheet found in Mali detailing how Al-Qaeda militants avoid drone strikes. While mainstream media focused on low-tech suggestions like hiding under trees or using mannequins, the actual document includes sophisticated electronic warfare tactics. These include using SkyGrabber devices to intercept unencrypted video feeds and Russian-made jamming equipment. Keywords: [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), skygrabber, [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [associated press](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/associated-press.md), [mali](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mali.md), [electronic warfare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electronic-warfare.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/7.md) ### 8. Technical Countermeasures Against Drones and Kidnapping Strategies (29:16–38:30) Ansar al-Sharia documents suggest using reflective glass, snipers, and modified water dynamos to disrupt drone operations. The memo also references the Yugoslav army's use of microwave ovens to confuse NATO missiles. Furthermore, the document outlines a strategy of kidnapping Western citizens in Egypt and Yemen to create public pressure in the United States to halt drone strikes. Keywords: skygrabber, racal, microwave ovens, radioactive dye, [yemen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yemen.md), [kidnapping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kidnapping.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Executive Producer Donations and Karma Requests (38:30–46:32) The hosts acknowledge several high-value donations, including a $402.25 contribution from a producer in Toronto who becomes Sir Sizzalot. Other donors include Blake from Connecticut and producers from Illinois and Minnesota. Requests for "jobs karma" and "relationship karma" are fulfilled with sound effects as part of the show's value-for-value model. Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [okinawa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/okinawa.md), [toronto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toronto.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/9.md) ### 10. No Agenda Episode 500 and Easter Sunday (46:33–48:26) A calculation of the upcoming production schedule reveals that the 500th episode of the No Agenda show is set to fall on Easter Sunday, March 31, 2013. The hosts reflect on the longevity of the program and the coincidence of reaching this milestone on a major holiday. Keywords: [episode 500](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/episode-500.md), [easter sunday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/easter-sunday.md), [calendar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/calendar.md), [milestone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/milestone.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/10.md) ### 11. NASCAR Daytona Wreck and Number 33 Symbolism (48:27–51:46) A significant wreck at the Daytona International Speedway injured spectators after debris entered the stands. The hosts discuss the prevalence of the number 33 in the event's reporting and the race results, linking it to various conspiracy theories and secret societies. They also briefly mention John C. Dvorak's past visit to the Bohemian Grove. Keywords: [nascar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nascar.md), daytona speedway, danica patrick, [33](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/33.md), [symbolism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/symbolism.md), [bohemian grove](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bohemian-grove.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Lindsey Graham Drone Death Toll Disclosure (51:49–54:54) Senator Lindsey Graham publicly stated that approximately 4,700 people have been killed by U.S. drone strikes. This disclosure of a normally classified figure prompted a condescending response from CNN's Erin Burnett, who noted that Graham's source was the Bureau of Investigative Journalism rather than an official government briefing. Keywords: [lindsey graham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsey-graham.md), [drone strikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drone-strikes.md), [fatalities](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fatalities.md), [bureau of investigative journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bureau-of-investigative-journalism.md), [erin burnett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/erin-burnett.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/12.md) ### 13. CNN Anchor Changes and Media Aesthetics (54:54–58:12) The hosts critique the fashion and career trajectories of CNN anchors Erin Burnett and Soledad O'Brien. They discuss O'Brien's departure from her morning anchor role and speculate on the "fat is in" trend in media, referencing the success of singer Adele. They suggest that news anchors should adopt different aesthetics to improve ratings under Jeff Zucker's leadership. Keywords: [soledad o'brien](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soledad-o-brien.md), [erin burnett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/erin-burnett.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [jeff zucker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-zucker.md), [television production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/television-production.md), [adele](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adele.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Congressional Oversight and the Drone Kill List (58:11–1:02:25) Representative Mike Rogers confirms that Congress receives advance notice of individuals placed on the drone "kill list," including American citizens overseas. Senator Rand Paul criticizes the administration's refusal to rule out drone strikes against Americans on U.S. soil, arguing it violates 800 years of due process. The hosts also discuss opposition to John Brennan's nomination as CIA Director. Keywords: [mike rogers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-rogers.md), [rand paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rand-paul.md), [kill list](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kill-list.md), [due process](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/due-process.md), [brennan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brennan.md), [benghazi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benghazi.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Michael Hayden on Drone Legality and Global Perception (1:02:25–1:10:49) Former CIA Director Michael Hayden appeared on C-SPAN to discuss the legality and effectiveness of the drone program. While refusing to officially confirm the CIA's role, Hayden argued that the program is lawful under the laws of armed conflict. He described a 2007 meeting with European diplomats where he defended the U.S. position that it is in a global war with Al-Qaeda. Keywords: [michael hayden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-hayden.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), westphalia, [geneva convention](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geneva-convention.md), [targeted killing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/targeted-killing.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Proposed Drone Oversight Commission and Kill Panels (1:10:49–1:16:30) Michael Hayden proposed the creation of a seven-member oversight commission to review drone strikes after the fact, rather than requiring judicial pre-approval. He suggested the panel should consist of prominent Americans to build political consensus. The hosts mock the idea, suggesting figures like Mark Zuckerberg or Bill Gates for a "Supreme Court of death by drone." Keywords: [michael hayden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-hayden.md), [oversight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oversight.md), [mark zuckerberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-zuckerberg.md), [bill gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md), [colin powell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colin-powell.md), [fisa court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fisa-court.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Vatican Scandals and Pope Benedict XVI Resignation (1:16:31–1:21:59) Italian media reports suggest that a secret dossier detailing sex, money, and power scandals—including a "gay lobby" within the Vatican—contributed to Pope Benedict XVI's resignation. The Vatican has dismissed these reports as defamatory and false. Meanwhile, Cardinal Roger Mahony faces criticism for his role in covering up sexual abuse cases in California. Keywords: [pope benedict xvi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pope-benedict-xvi.md), [vatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vatican.md), gay lobby, cardinal mahony, [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [scandal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scandal.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Italian Elections and Spanish Economic Protests (1:22:01–1:25:33) Italy is holding elections with comedian Beppe Grillo and former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi as key figures. In Spain, millions have taken to the streets to protest economic austerity and high unemployment. The hosts compare official U.S. unemployment figures to "Shadow Stats" data, suggesting the real American unemployment rate is closer to 25%. Keywords: [beppe grillo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beppe-grillo.md), [silvio berlusconi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silvio-berlusconi.md), [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [spain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spain.md), [unemployment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unemployment.md), [shadow stats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shadow-stats.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Food Truck Economics and Mac and Cheese Business Plan (1:25:34–1:31:35) Adam Curry observes the popularity of food trucks in Austin, particularly a grilled cheese container on South Congress. He proposes a business venture involving a mac and cheese food truck, serving "depression food" at a premium price. The discussion covers various international foods like Indian dosas and Ethiopian injera, which Curry describes as "mattress foam." Keywords: [food trucks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/food-trucks.md), south congress, [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [mac and cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md), [depression food](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/depression-food.md), [ethiopia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethiopia.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Value for Value Donations and A-Hole List (1:31:36–1:39:42) The hosts process a series of donations, including a $111.11 contribution from Las Vegas and a $101 donation from the UK. A producer shares a website dedicated to "A-holes," featuring figures like George W. Bush and Piers Morgan. The segment also includes several "69" themed donations, which the hosts use to discuss the sustainability of the show's funding model. Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), a-holes, hilaire belloc, [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [69](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/69.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Pastafarianism and Donation Segment Length (1:39:44–1:44:24) A donor mentions working with the REX programming language at a financial firm, leading to a discussion about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pastafarianism. The hosts debate the length and format of the donation segment, with some producers suggesting a character limit for notes based on the donation amount. Keywords: [pastafarianism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pastafarianism.md), flying spaghetti monster, [rex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rex.md), [ibm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ibm.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [outlook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/outlook.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Robert Gay and Skull and Bones Connections (1:44:24–1:47:00) A donation from a producer renovating a hacienda in the Yucatan leads to a discussion about Robert Gay. Gay is identified as a significant figure in the Skull and Bones society and a former associate of George W. Bush at Zapata Oil. The hosts joke about the "New World Order" sending small donations to the show. Keywords: robert gay, [skull and bones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skull-and-bones.md), [george w. bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-w-bush.md), zapata oil, [yucatan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yucatan.md), hacienda [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/22.md) ### 23. No Agenda Knighthood Ceremony and PO Box Issues (1:47:00–1:50:14) Adam Curry performs a knighthood ceremony for Sir Sizzalot of Toronto. John C. Dvorak reports a problem at his local post office where a large package has been wedged into his PO box, preventing him from retrieving any mail. He expresses frustration with the postal service's handling of the delivery. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [toronto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toronto.md), [po box](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/po-box.md), [postal service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/postal-service.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), back bacon [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Shamanic Vortex and Second Half Transition (1:50:15–1:52:56) The hosts play a clip of jazz musicians describing their performance as a "vortex" bridging the spiritual and physical planes. This serves as a transition into the second half of the program. They briefly mention a news item regarding an "asteroid apocalypse" before moving to other stories. Keywords: shamans, [vortex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vortex.md), [vh1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vh1.md), [jazz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jazz.md), spiritual plane, [transition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transition.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Texas Helicopter Shooting Ban and Dyslexic Anchors (1:52:57–1:55:09) Texas state troopers are no longer permitted to fire weapons from helicopters at suspects, a practice previously used against undocumented immigrants. The hosts also review a news clip about NASA's imagery of Mercury, mocking the anchor's pronunciation of "astronomers" and "Johns Hopkins." Keywords: [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [helicopters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/helicopters.md), state troopers, [mercury](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mercury.md), [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), [johns hopkins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/johns-hopkins.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Diet Soda Health Risks and Veteran Disarmament (1:55:10–1:59:46) A study of 66,000 women suggests that diet soda drinkers have a higher risk of developing type 2 diabetes. Separately, the Department of Veterans Affairs is reportedly sending letters to veterans declaring them "incompetent" to manage their own benefits. This determination, which can be based on physical or mental conditions, prohibits the veterans from possessing firearms under the Brady Act. Keywords: [diet soda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diet-soda.md), [diabetes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diabetes.md), [veterans affairs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/veterans-affairs.md), brady act, [firearms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/firearms.md), post-traumatic stress [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/26.md) ### 27. Video Game Reloading Mechanics and Grand Theft Auto (1:59:47–2:03:51) Listeners provide feedback on the technical accuracy of weapon reloading in video games, noting that modern shooters often use a "bag of bullets" mechanic rather than realistic magazine management. The hosts also clarify a misconception about Grand Theft Auto, explaining that players do not get points for killing hookers but rather do so to retrieve money spent on services. Keywords: [video games](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/video-games.md), doom, assassin's creed, [grand theft auto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grand-theft-auto.md), [adam lanza](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-lanza.md), reloading [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/27.md) ### 28. Oscar Season and Historical Inaccuracy in Film (2:03:52–2:07:18) The hosts discuss the Academy Awards, focusing on "Lincoln" and "Argo." Former President Jimmy Carter criticized "Argo" for giving the CIA credit for a rescue operation that was 90% orchestrated by the Canadian government. Steven Spielberg's "Lincoln" is also scrutinized for its sanitized portrayal of the 16th president. Keywords: [lincoln](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lincoln.md), [argo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/argo.md), [steven spielberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steven-spielberg.md), [ben affleck](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ben-affleck.md), [jimmy carter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jimmy-carter.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Bureaucracy in Film Production and Soviet Law (2:07:18–2:10:35) The discussion turns to the legal difficulties of hiring foreign actors in the U.S. and the bureaucratic nature of modern regulations. John C. Dvorak recounts his 1988 trip to the Soviet Union, where he observed that the legal system was designed so that citizens were always in technical violation of some law. They conclude with a brief mention of early gaming titles like Castle Wolfenstein. Keywords: [vancouver](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vancouver.md), [visas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/visas.md), [soviet union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soviet-union.md), [moscow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moscow.md), [rubles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rubles.md), castle wolfenstein [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/29.md) ### 30. TSA Sequestration and Wheelchair Security Incident (2:10:36–2:17:46) TSA Administrator John Pistole apologized for an incident in St. Louis where a three-year-old girl with spina bifida was detained in her wheelchair. The hosts argue that the TSA uses such incidents to promote its "Global Entry" and "Pre-Check" programs. They criticize the inconsistency of security protocols across different airports and the "policy decisions" behind shoe removal. Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [sequestration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sequestration.md), spina bifida, [st. louis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/st-louis.md), [john pistole](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-pistole.md), [global entry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-entry.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Global Entry Promotion and Shoe Detection Technology (2:17:45–2:21:13) John Pistole encourages frequent flyers to join the Global Entry program to avoid standard security hassles. He mentions ongoing efforts to harmonize security with the European Union and the development of "shoe detection technology" to eventually allow passengers to keep their footwear on. The hosts view this as a government-run "bargain" to collect more data on citizens. Keywords: [global entry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-entry.md), [shoe bomber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shoe-bomber.md), richard reid, [technology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technology.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [trusted traveler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trusted-traveler.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/31.md) ### 32. Survival of the Cutest and WWF Legal Battle (2:21:13–2:24:11) A "60 Minutes" segment features a critic arguing that conservation efforts for pandas are a waste of resources, calling it "survival of the cutest." The hosts link the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) to Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands and the Bilderberg Group. They also recall the legal battle between the World Wildlife Fund and the World Wrestling Federation over the WWF acronym. Keywords: [pandas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pandas.md), [extinction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/extinction.md), [60 minutes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/60-minutes.md), [wwf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wwf.md), [world wildlife fund](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-wildlife-fund.md), [new world order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-world-order.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/32.md) ### 33. UN Cholera Responsibility in Haiti and Fund Dissolution (2:24:12–2:32:06) The United Nations has refused to accept legal responsibility for the cholera outbreak in Haiti, despite evidence that UN peacekeepers were the source. Bill Clinton previously acknowledged the UN as the "proximate cause" of the epidemic. A legal notice in the Washington Post reveals the formal dissolution of the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund, which the hosts interpret as "cleaning up the evidence" of financial mismanagement. Keywords: [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [cholera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cholera.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [clinton bush haiti fund](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clinton-bush-haiti-fund.md), [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/33.md) ### 34. Horse Meat Scandal and Grass-Fed Beef Scams (2:32:07–2:34:45) The horse meat scandal continues to spread across Europe, with new cases found in Italy. The hosts also discuss food fraud in the fish industry, where tilapia is often sold as red snapper. John C. Dvorak explains that "grass-fed beef" is often a pricing scam, as most cattle are grass-fed before being finished with grain, yet the label is used to justify significantly higher retail prices. Keywords: [horse meat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/horse-meat.md), [europe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/europe.md), tilapia, red snapper, [grass-fed beef](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grass-fed-beef.md), [agriculture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agriculture.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/34.md) ### 35. Richard Clarke on Cyber Security Threats (2:34:46–2:38:21) Former counter-terrorism official Richard Clarke addressed a governors' conference regarding cyber security. He warned of significant threats to the power grid and pipelines from state actors like China or groups like Hezbollah. Clarke claimed that hackers are currently "writing themselves checks" from state networks, which the hosts dismiss as fear-mongering reminiscent of the Y2K playbook. Keywords: [richard clarke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/richard-clarke.md), [cyber security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-security.md), [hezbollah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hezbollah.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [power grid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/power-grid.md), [y2k](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/y2k.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/35.md) ### 36. No Agenda Outro and Mac and Cheese Jingle (2:38:22–2:42:12) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conclude the episode by reflecting on their role as "media assassins" and the value of providing information to the public. They reiterate their plan for a mac and cheese food truck franchise and call for listener support via the value-for-value model. The show ends with the "Mac and Cheese" jingle and a sign-off from Austin and Silicon Valley. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [mac and cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [adios mofos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adios-mofos.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/490-add-bacon/chapter/36.md) - [Previous episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/489-eat-a-baseball.md) - [Next episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/491-pope-and-change.md) --- This is the markdown version of a page on The No Agenda Show for AI agents. Every public page on this site has one: add `.md` to its URL, or request it with `Accept: text/markdown`. - [Site index for agents (llms.txt)](https://search.noagendashow.net/llms.txt) - [Home](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - [Search transcripts](https://search.noagendashow.net/search.md) - [All episodes](https://search.noagendashow.net/episodes.md) - [Topics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topics.md) - [People](https://search.noagendashow.net/people.md)