# Felonious Bears

> From the unscripted rhetoric of the White House to the suspicious paraglider plots in Spain, the Denver tour stop uncovers the hidden mechanics of global control.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 432
- **Published:** 2012-08-05
- **Length:** 2h 39m
- **Topics:** [Project Blue Beam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/project-blue-beam.md), Syria Deadlock, Jeppesen Charts, Iceland Bankers, Mars Curiosity, [Agenda 21](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agenda-21.md), [Leon Panetta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leon-panetta.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears

## About this episode

Barack Obama sparked a national debate over individual achievement following his unscripted "you didn't build that" remarks, which critics suggest reveals a deep-seated collectivist ideology. In Denver, a local mechanic and a firefighter joined the No Agenda tour to detail the systemic abuse of the 911 emergency system by lonely "frequent flyers" seeking social interaction rather than medical care. Meanwhile, the aviation world is buzzing over a custom Jeppesen approach plate created for Gitmo Nation International Airport, a rare honor previously reserved for figures like Harrison Ford and Sully Sullenberger.

Geopolitical tensions rise as Defense Secretary Leon Panetta signals a strategic shift regarding Iran, while U.S. troops at the National Training Center reportedly prepare for insurgency scenarios. In Syria, the resignation of Kofi Annan as UN-Arab League envoy marks a definitive deadlock in peace negotiations, leaving Senator John McCain to advocate for increased military intervention. Beyond the Middle East, Spanish authorities in Madrid arrested three Al-Qaeda suspects of Chechen and Turkish origin for an alleged plot involving motorized paragliders, though the lack of physical explosives has led to skepticism regarding the official narrative. In the financial sector, Iceland continues its unique recovery by jailing bankers and indicting former Prime Minister Geir Haarde, contrasting sharply with the lack of accountability in the United States and Greece.

NASA prepares for the Mars Curiosity rover landing, a mission the hosts frame as a potential $2 billion component of the Project Blue Beam conspiracy theory. The "seven minutes of terror" promotional campaign is dismissed as a high-budget 3D rendering designed to justify shifting public funds to private entities like SpaceX. Between discussions of Dutch field hockey and the etiquette of avoiding strangers on public transit, the episode captures the eccentric energy of the Colorado road tour through the lens of Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/transcript.md.

### 1. Introduction, Denver Underground Bases and Mustang Sally (0:00–2:29)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 432 of the No Agenda show from Denver, Colorado, and Northern Silicon Valley. They discuss the physical toll of traveling at high altitudes and the noise of the "Mustang Sally" vehicle parked nearby. The hosts welcome the live chat room and listeners across the globe, referring to them as human resources and boots on the ground.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [denver](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denver.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [mustang sally](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mustang-sally.md), [stargate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stargate.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Obama "You Didn't Build That" Comment, Mechanic Anecdote (2:30–4:58)

A local mechanic in Denver questions the hosts about the show's content while repairing a vehicle's power steering. The conversation shifts to President Barack Obama's recent "you didn't build that" remarks regarding small businesses and government infrastructure. The hosts suggest the comment was an unscripted ad-lib that reveals the President's true ideology regarding collective effort versus individual achievement.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), chad christian, [small business](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/small-business.md), [infrastructure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/infrastructure.md), [ad-libbing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ad-libbing.md), government roads

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Emergency System Abuse, Frequent Flyers and Lonely Patients (4:58–6:34)

A Denver firefighter and EMS worker reports widespread abuse of the 911 system by individuals who use emergency services for non-medical tasks, such as retrieving cigarettes. These "frequent flyers" often call for help due to loneliness rather than medical necessity. The discussion extends to how socialized medicine systems often become social outlets for lonely people, a phenomenon also observed by dental hygienists.

Keywords: 911 abuse, emergency medical services, [denver](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denver.md), [socialized medicine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialized-medicine.md), dental hygienists, frequent flyers

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Podcast Branding, Sir Jeff Smith Jingles (6:35–8:58)

The hosts credit Sir Jeff Smith for his high-quality production work on the show's jingles and branding. They describe how catchy audio branding can lead to mental loops where the brain repeats jingles during periods of exhaustion. The segment emphasizes the effectiveness of professional audio production in making a brand or product memorable to an audience.

Keywords: [sir jeff smith](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sir-jeff-smith.md), [branding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/branding.md), [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), mental loops, [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Hot Pockets Tour Logistics, Bandwidth Challenges (8:59–11:04)

The hosts discuss the difficulties of producing a show while on the "Hot Pockets" road tour, specifically the lack of internet bandwidth for researching legislation. Despite the exhaustion and the impact on their regular work schedules, they acknowledge the benefit of seeing the country and meeting listeners. There is a lighthearted debate about whether the tour was a result of a conspiracy between one host's wife and the other co-host.

Keywords: [hot pockets tour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hot-pockets-tour.md), [travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel.md), [bandwidth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bandwidth.md), [legislation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legislation.md), [road trip](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/road-trip.md), [work-life balance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/work-life-balance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Denver Meetup, Rex Establishment Marquee (11:05–12:48)

A listener-organized meetup in Denver drew approximately 40 people to a local establishment called Rex. The organizer arranged for a custom message on the venue's marquee welcoming the "No Agenda Hot Pockets 09" tour. The hosts express surprise and gratitude for the level of enthusiasm and coordination shown by the local producer community.

Keywords: [denver](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denver.md), [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md), [rex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rex.md), marquee, [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md), [community building](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/community-building.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Jeppesen Aviation Porn, Gitmo Nation Approach Plate (12:48–15:15)

The aviation charting company Jeppesen created a custom, official-style approach plate for "Gitmo Nation International Airport" as a gift for one of the hosts. This specialized document features show-specific terminology like "Crackpot Command Center" and "Ministry of Truth Tower." Only a few individuals, including Harrison Ford and Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, have received similar personalized charts from the company.

Keywords: jeppesen, aviation charts, [harrison ford](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harrison-ford.md), scully sullenberger, approach plate, gitmo nation international airport

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Colorado Springs Meetup, Military Pension Concerns (15:16–19:04)

During a meetup in Colorado Springs near NORAD, the hosts spoke with military personnel, including an NSA Arabic linguist. These service members expressed significant concern over the politicization of military budget cuts and the potential reduction of their pensions. The discussion notes a historical pattern of the U.S. government failing to fulfill financial promises to veterans after major conflicts.

Keywords: [colorado springs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colorado-springs.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), arabic linguists, [military budget](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-budget.md), [pensions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pensions.md), [norad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norad.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Iran Insurgency Training, Leon Panetta Strategy (19:05–20:59)

Reports from the National Training Center suggest that U.S. troops are practicing for a potential insurgency scenario in Iran. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta's recent actions are interpreted as a sign of internal conflict within the administration regarding the feasibility of military action against Iran. The hosts suggest that the U.S. may be distancing itself from potential Israeli military initiatives in the region.

Keywords: [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [leon panetta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leon-panetta.md), [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [insurgency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insurgency.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [military training](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-training.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Executive Producer Credits, Value for Value Donations (20:59–26:50)

The hosts acknowledge high-tier donors, including Chris the Viking and Devin Ostendorf, who contributed significant funds to support the show. They explain the "value for value" model, where listeners provide financial support in exchange for the content they receive. Several individuals are granted titles of Executive Producer or Associate Executive Producer for their contributions, including mechanical repairs and hosting services during the tour.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), chris the viking, carlson, bernie adama, chad christian, [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Chick-fil-A Publicity Stunts, PR Executive Death (26:50–28:05)

The hosts briefly address the media frenzy surrounding Chick-fil-A, characterizing the various protests and "kiss-a-thons" as successful publicity stunts. They mention the sudden death of a PR executive at the company following the initial controversy. The segment concludes that the media coverage has significantly increased brand awareness for the fast-food chain.

Keywords: [chick-fil-a](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chick-fil-a.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), [publicity stunt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/publicity-stunt.md), kiss-a-thon, mason-dixon line

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Yale Study, Avoiding Strangers on Public Transit (28:05–30:15)

A Yale study on how to prevent strangers from sitting next to you on buses or planes is discussed. While the study suggests looking busy or avoiding eye contact, the hosts propose that wearing a medical mask is the most effective deterrent. One host recounts a successful experience on a Southwest flight where a passenger used a mask to keep an adjacent seat empty.

Keywords: [yale university](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yale-university.md), [public transit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-transit.md), [social engineering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-engineering.md), medical masks, [southwest airlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/southwest-airlines.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Urinal Etiquette, Social Distancing Tactics (30:16–32:41)

The conversation shifts to the unspoken rules of male urinal etiquette, referencing an old internet flash game on the subject. The hosts brainstorm further ways to ensure personal space while traveling, such as appearing physically ill or sweaty. They caution that appearing too sick might lead to being removed from a flight by airline staff.

Keywords: urinal etiquette, flash games, [social behavior](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-behavior.md), [hygiene](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hygiene.md), [travel tips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel-tips.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Spanish Al-Qaeda Plot, Motorized Paraglider Terror Claims (32:42–38:23)

Media outlets ABC and CNN report on the arrest of three suspected Al-Qaeda operatives in Spain who were allegedly planning an attack using motorized paragliders. The hosts deconstruct the reporting, mocking the idea that these "innocent-looking pleasure craft" could carry significant explosives. They criticize the media for listing various "creative" bomb delivery systems, such as teddy bears and body cavities, to instill fear in the public.

Keywords: [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [spain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spain.md), [paragliders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paragliders.md), [martha raddatz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/martha-raddatz.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [terror plot](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terror-plot.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Chechen Suspects, Eavesdropping and Lying Police Dogs (38:24–42:58)

Further details on the Spanish terror arrests reveal that the suspects are of Chechen and Turkish origin. The hosts highlight contradictions in the reporting, specifically that no actual explosives were found despite "sniffer dogs" reacting to a room. They mock the police interpretation of a phone call where a woman was told to "clean the apartment" as evidence of removing bomb-making materials.

Keywords: chechens, [sniffer dogs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sniffer-dogs.md), [eavesdropping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eavesdropping.md), [explosives](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/explosives.md), [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [police raids](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-raids.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/15.md)

### 16. London Olympics Attendance, Security and Retail Disaster (43:00–45:09)

The London Olympics have reportedly led to a 30% decline in attendance at major tourist attractions and restaurants as locals and visitors avoid the city. The hosts attribute this to the heavy security presence, including missiles on rooftops and strict street regulations. They reference a Vice documentary detailing how the event has negatively impacted residents of East London.

Keywords: [london olympics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london-olympics.md), [tourism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tourism.md), [retail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/retail.md), [security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/security.md), [missiles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/missiles.md), [vice magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vice-magazine.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Obama Radio Address, Michelle Obama in London (45:09–47:44)

President Obama's weekly address focuses on the Olympics as a unifying force for Americans. The hosts criticize his rhetoric and question his mention of Michelle Obama thanking "brave service members" in London, jokingly asking if the U.S. is at war with Great Britain. They mock the President's claim of "jumping off the couch" to watch the games.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [michelle obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-obama.md), [olympics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/olympics.md), [queen elizabeth ii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queen-elizabeth-ii.md), [special relationship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/special-relationship.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Women's Field Hockey, Dutch Heritage (47:44–49:16)

One host expresses a specific interest in women's field hockey at the Olympics, citing his Dutch heritage. He mentions creating a custom domain to showcase images of the Dutch team. The hosts briefly compare the aesthetic appeal of various Olympic sports, including beach volleyball.

Keywords: [field hockey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/field-hockey.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [olympics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/olympics.md), [sports](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sports.md), [domain names](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/domain-names.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Palestine Olympic Team, IOC Recognition (49:17–52:49)

The Palestinian Olympic team, consisting of five athletes, participated in the London games despite Palestine not being a diplomatically recognized state. A swimmer on the team describes the difficulties of training in an outdoor pool during winter. The hosts discuss the political implications of the International Olympic Committee's invitation and suggest that "Gitmo Nation" should seek similar representation.

Keywords: [palestine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/palestine.md), [olympics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/olympics.md), [ioc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ioc.md), [swimming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/swimming.md), [diplomacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diplomacy.md), [john mccain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mccain.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Kofi Annan Resignation, Syria Conflict Deadlock (52:49–57:06)

Kofi Annan resigned as the UN-Arab League joint special envoy for Syria, citing a lack of international unity and continued finger-pointing within the Security Council. The hosts review the failure of the peace plan and the ongoing diplomatic isolation of Russia and China. They characterize the situation as a scripted deadlock intended to justify further intervention.

Keywords: [kofi annan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kofi-annan.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [bashar al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bashar-al-assad.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/20.md)

### 21. UN General Assembly Resolution, Syria Humanitarian Access (57:07–1:02:04)

The UN General Assembly passed a symbolic resolution condemning the violence in Syria and the inaction of the Security Council. The resolution expresses concern over the potential use of chemical weapons and demands humanitarian access to affected populations. The hosts argue that the resolution is "total bullcrap" and merely buys time before the next phase of the crisis.

Keywords: [ban ki-moon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ban-ki-moon.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), un resolution, [chemical weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemical-weapons.md), [humanitarian aid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humanitarian-aid.md), [aleppo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aleppo.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/21.md)

### 22. John McCain, Syria Intervention and Cybersecurity Bill (1:02:04–1:04:19)

Senator John McCain calls for increased U.S. involvement in Syria, including providing weapons and establishing a "safe area." The hosts label McCain a spokesperson for the military-industrial complex. They also note the failure of a cybersecurity bill in the Senate, which McCain opposed because he wanted the military, rather than the DHS, to oversee the program.

Keywords: [john mccain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mccain.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [military-industrial complex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-industrial-complex.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), [department of homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-homeland-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Media Language, Atrocities and Execution Videos (1:04:22–1:06:43)

The hosts analyze the loaded language used by media outlets like the BBC and Charlie Rose when reporting on Syria, specifically the use of terms like "atrocities" and "massacre." They discuss the emergence of unverified YouTube videos purportedly showing executions of Assad supporters. The segment suggests that both sides of the conflict are using digital media for propaganda purposes.

Keywords: [charlie rose](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-rose.md), mark lyal grant, [atrocities](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/atrocities.md), [massacre](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/massacre.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [youtube](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youtube.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Hacker Conferences, Defcon and Black Hat Skepticism (1:06:45–1:08:25)

The hosts dismiss major hacker conferences like Defcon and Black Hat as "bullcrap" and marketing events for the NSA. They argue that real hackers do not attend public conferences or talk to the tech press. One host challenges attendees to hack his personal accounts while calling them "weenies" and "shills."

Keywords: [defcon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/defcon.md), [black hat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-hat.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [hacking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hacking.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), tech press

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Babylon Pipeline, Iraqi Cultural Heritage Row (1:08:28–1:09:54)

A diplomatic row has erupted between the Iraqi government and UNESCO over an oil pipeline being constructed through the ancient city of Babylon. Archaeologists warn that the project is damaging cultural heritage sites and jeopardizing World Heritage status. The hosts mock the lack of regard for ancient Sumerian artifacts in the pursuit of oil infrastructure.

Keywords: babylon, [iraq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq.md), [unesco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unesco.md), [oil pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-pipeline.md), [archaeology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archaeology.md), sumerian tablets

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Greece Formula One, Sarkozy Investigation (1:09:55–1:11:51)

Despite severe economic turmoil, the Greek government is reportedly working to bring a Formula One race to the country. Meanwhile, in France, former President Nicolas Sarkozy is under investigation for campaign finance irregularities. The hosts highlight the disconnect between the priorities of the political elite and the struggles of the general public.

Keywords: [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [formula one](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/formula-one.md), [bernie ecclestone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-ecclestone.md), [nicolas sarkozy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicolas-sarkozy.md), [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md), [corruption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corruption.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Carla Bruni Statue, Elite Symbolism (1:11:51–1:15:06)

A statue of Carla Bruni, wife of Nicolas Sarkozy, has been erected in France depicting her as a working-class woman. The hosts mock the sculpture, noting the irony of a wealthy elite being used to symbolize labor. They also briefly mention Asma al-assad and the public image of political wives in international media.

Keywords: [carla bruni](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carla-bruni.md), [nicolas sarkozy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicolas-sarkozy.md), [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md), sculpture, [mick jagger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mick-jagger.md), [asma al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asma-al-assad.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Financial Crimes, Iceland Banker Indictments (1:15:07–1:17:26)

The hosts discuss the historical punishment for financial crimes and the current trend of public anger toward bankers. They highlight Iceland as a unique case where the government has actually indicted prime ministers and jailed bankers following the 2008 financial collapse. Iceland's economy is reportedly growing again as a result of these draconian measures.

Keywords: [iceland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iceland.md), [bankers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bankers.md), [financial crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/financial-crisis.md), [capital punishment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/capital-punishment.md), [pat robertson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pat-robertson.md), [gdp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gdp.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Train Enthusiasts, Foamer Subculture (1:17:30–1:21:12)

A viral video of a "foamer"—an enthusiastic train hobbyist—reacting emotionally to vintage engines is discussed. The hosts explain the term "foamer" as a derogatory label adopted by the rail enthusiast community. They play the clip, which features the man shouting in excitement over specific locomotive models.

Keywords: [trains](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trains.md), [foamers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foamers.md), [railway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/railway.md), [hobbyists](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hobbyists.md), [viral video](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viral-video.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Drone Strikes, Uzbekistan and Yemen Operations (1:21:13–1:25:22)

U.S. drone strikes have reportedly killed a militant leader in Uzbekistan and five individuals in Yemen. The hosts track these events via a "kill list" website, noting the continued use of drones during the Olympic season. They question the lack of transparency regarding the locations and identities of those killed in these operations.

Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [uzbekistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uzbekistan.md), [yemen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yemen.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [isi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isi.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/30.md)

### 31. ISI Chief Visit, CBS Haqqani Network Propaganda (1:25:22–1:30:13)

The head of Pakistan's ISI met with CIA Director David Petraeus to discuss the cessation of drone strikes. However, CBS News aired a report focusing on the Haqqani Network's "safe havens" in Pakistan, using high-quality video of a militant attack on a U.S. base. The hosts characterize the CBS report as blatant propaganda designed to justify continued drone warfare.

Keywords: [isi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isi.md), [david petraeus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-petraeus.md), [haqqani network](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haqqani-network.md), [cbs news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-news.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/31.md)

### 32. ABC News, Mormon Polygamy and Romney Hit Piece (1:30:14–1:35:12)

ABC News aired a segment on Mormon polygamists in Utah, which the hosts interpret as a subtle "hit piece" against presidential candidate Mitt Romney. They point out the use of the word "felon" in the report, linking it to previous Democratic attacks on Romney's business record at Bain Capital. The segment is described as using associative reasoning to cast a negative light on Romney's faith.

Keywords: [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [mormonism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mormonism.md), [polygamy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/polygamy.md), [utah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/utah.md), [bain capital](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bain-capital.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Listener Donations, Karma Requests and Small Business Shoutouts (1:35:13–1:44:50)

The hosts read a series of letters from donors who contributed various amounts, often requesting "karma" for job interviews or family health issues. They discuss the "No Agenda Shopping" Amazon affiliate program and its low payout rates. Several small businesses, including a dune buggy golf cart company, are mentioned as part of the show's community support.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [amazon affiliates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-affiliates.md), [shopping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shopping.md), [golf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golf.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/33.md)

### 34. General Wesley Clark, Seven Countries Memo (1:44:51–1:50:01)

At a listener's request, the hosts play the famous clip of General Wesley Clark describing a 2001 Pentagon memo. The memo outlined a plan to "take out" seven countries in five years: Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Iran. The hosts use this to provide context for current geopolitical events in the Middle East and Africa.

Keywords: [wesley clark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wesley-clark.md), [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [iraq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Chris the Viking, Biblical Pillar Sighting (1:50:08–1:53:27)

A new "Instant Knight," Chris the Viking, shares a detailed account of a 2005 sighting of a massive silver pillar in orbit. He speculates that the object may be related to the biblical pillar that led the Israelites. He also predicts a significant event occurring on August 8th, exactly seven years after his sighting.

Keywords: chris the viking, [ufo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ufo.md), biblical pillar, orbit, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), august 8

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Mars Curiosity Rover, Project Blue Beam Theory (1:53:27–1:57:17)

The hosts discuss the upcoming landing of the Mars Curiosity rover, framing it as a potential component of "Project Blue Beam." This conspiracy theory suggests that NASA and the UN plan to use advanced technology to simulate a second coming or alien contact to establish a New World Order. They question the $2 billion price tag and the scientific value of searching for life on Mars.

Keywords: [mars rover](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mars-rover.md), [curiosity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/curiosity.md), [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), [project blue beam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/project-blue-beam.md), serge monast, [mind control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mind-control.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Seven Minutes of Terror, NASA 3D Renderings (1:57:17–2:00:29)

NASA's "seven minutes of terror" promotional video for the Curiosity landing is criticized for its dramatic music and reliance on 3D renderings. The hosts express skepticism about the "sky crane" landing method, calling it ludicrous and over-engineered. They suggest that the public is being conditioned to accept a pre-recorded or simulated event rather than a live landing.

Keywords: [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), [curiosity rover](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/curiosity-rover.md), sky crane, 3d animation, [mars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mars.md), terror

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Serge Monast, Disney Cast Member Labor Model (2:00:30–2:03:54)

The hosts provide background on Serge Monast, the journalist who popularized the Project Blue Beam theory before his suspicious death. They also discuss the "cast member" labor model used by Disney in Florida to bypass traditional employment regulations. This is linked to an Olympic "mystery woman" who was later identified as a cast member from the opening ceremony.

Keywords: serge monast, [project blue beam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/project-blue-beam.md), [disney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disney.md), [cast members](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cast-members.md), [labor laws](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/labor-laws.md), [florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/38.md)

### 39. NASA Budget Cuts, SpaceX and Private Sector Shift (2:03:54–2:07:17)

A theory is proposed that the Mars rover mission is designed to fail to justify cutting NASA's budget and shifting funds to private companies like SpaceX. The hosts also mock the scientific consensus on Mars' atmosphere and its lack of a magnetic field. They conclude that the mission is a waste of resources regardless of the outcome.

Keywords: [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), [spacex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spacex.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [privatization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privatization.md), [mars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mars.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Libya Update, Sharia Law and Women's Rights (2:07:18–2:09:33)

Following the fall of Muammar Gaddafi, Libya's National Transitional Council has moved to restore Sharia law, including provisions for polygamy. The hosts highlight the irony of U.S. intervention leading to a decrease in women's rights, as more Libyan women are now required to wear the hijab. They criticize Hillary Clinton and John McCain for their roles in the revolution.

Keywords: [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [sharia law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sharia-law.md), [muammar gaddafi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muammar-gaddafi.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [hijab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hijab.md), [polygamy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/polygamy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Aurora Shooting Theories, Scopolamine and Shrapnel (2:09:33–2:12:16)

The hosts discuss alternative theories regarding the Aurora theater shooting and the Jared Lee Loughner case. They mention "scopolamine" as a potential drug used for mind control and report on listener claims of shrapnel injuries that do not match official bullet reports. They speculate on whether the events were staged for media ratings or political purposes.

Keywords: [aurora shooting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aurora-shooting.md), [jared lee loughner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jared-lee-loughner.md), scopolamine, [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [ratings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ratings.md), [gabrielle giffords](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gabrielle-giffords.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Belarus Teddy Bear Drop, Pro-Democracy Stunt (2:12:17–2:14:45)

Two Swedish advertising executives dropped 800 teddy bears with pro-democracy messages over Belarus from an ultralight plane. The stunt led to the firing of top Belarusian defense officials by President Alexander Lukashenko. The hosts suggest the event was orchestrated to embarrass the regime and expose flaws in its air defense system.

Keywords: [belarus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/belarus.md), teddy bears, [alexander lukashenko](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexander-lukashenko.md), [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md), [air defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-defense.md), [democracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democracy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Pre-Crime Beta Teams, Behavioral Evaluation and Threat Assessment (2:14:46–2:17:25)

The University of Colorado's "Beta Team" (Behavioral Evaluation and Threat Assessment) is scrutinized following the Aurora shooting. These teams are designed to identify potential threats on campus before they act. The hosts compare this to "pre-crime" and express concern over the expansion of such surveillance units in educational institutions.

Keywords: beta team, [pre-crime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pre-crime.md), [virginia tech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia-tech.md), [university of colorado](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/university-of-colorado.md), [psychiatry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychiatry.md), threat assessment

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/43.md)

### 44. FERPA Privacy Loopholes, Student Record Disclosure (2:17:26–2:21:01)

The Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) is revealed to have significant loopholes that allow schools to disclose student records without consent. These exceptions include "health and safety emergencies" and requests from law enforcement or judicial orders. The hosts argue that the act provides no real privacy and serves as a tool for state authorities.

Keywords: ferpa, [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), student records, [department of education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-education.md), [law enforcement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/law-enforcement.md), [safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/safety.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Anwar al-Awlaki, FBI Warrant Omission (2:21:01–2:26:29)

A congressional hearing revealed that the FBI dropped an outstanding arrest warrant for Anwar al-Awlaki in 2002, allowing him to remain free before he was eventually killed in a U.S. drone strike. The hosts discuss the implications of the government killing an American citizen without trial. They suggest that al-Awlaki may have been a double agent or part of a staged extraction.

Keywords: [anwar al-awlaki](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anwar-al-awlaki.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), warrant, [drone strike](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drone-strike.md), [american citizen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/american-citizen.md), [congressional hearing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congressional-hearing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/45.md)

### 46. HealthDay TV, Fluoride and Medical Journalism (2:26:29–2:29:01)

The hosts critique "HealthDay," a medical news service they label as a "Ministry of Truth." They mock a report claiming that fluoride-free bottled water is harming children's teeth and encouraging parents to use tap water. They point out that the organization's management consists primarily of journalists rather than medical doctors.

Keywords: healthday, [fluoride](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fluoride.md), [bottled water](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bottled-water.md), dr. cindy haynes, [reuters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reuters.md), [ministry of truth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ministry-of-truth.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Sudan Oil Deal, German Wealth Tax Meme (2:29:06–2:31:49)

Hillary Clinton is credited with brokering an oil deal between Sudan and South Sudan, though the hosts remain skeptical of the actual agreement. Meanwhile, a "tax the rich" meme is spreading through Germany, with calls for a wealth tax on the global elite. The hosts note the international coordination of these economic narratives.

Keywords: [sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sudan.md), [south sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-sudan.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil.md), [wealth tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wealth-tax.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Agenda 21, Water Well Meters in Washington State (2:31:49–2:33:20)

A listener report from Washington State claims that authorities are requiring meters on private water wells as part of "sustainability" initiatives. The hosts link this directly to the UN's Agenda 21 program. They promise a more detailed investigation into how local governments are charging citizens for their own well water.

Keywords: [agenda 21](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agenda-21.md), [sustainability](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sustainability.md), [washington state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-state.md), [water rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/water-rights.md), [un](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/un.md), meters

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/48.md)

### 49. Global Warming and Fish Suffocation, Monsanto Corn (2:33:21–2:37:19)

CBS News reports that extreme heat and drought are causing fish to suffocate in the Illinois River due to low oxygen levels. The hosts question the biology of the report, suggesting that fish would simply swim to deeper, cooler water. They also mention the USDA's move to approve Monsanto's drought-tolerant corn amid the record-breaking heat.

Keywords: [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [fish](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fish.md), [oxygen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oxygen.md), illinois river, [monsanto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monsanto.md), [drought](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drought.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/49.md)

### 50. Outro, National Anthem and Sign-off (2:37:20–2:39:27)

The hosts conclude the episode as they prepare to travel toward Glenwood Springs and Aspen for further meetups. They remind listeners of the "value for value" model and the upcoming producer update on the live stream. The show ends with the playing of the "Gitmo Nation National Anthem."

Keywords: [national anthem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-anthem.md), glenwood springs, [aspen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aspen.md), [hot pockets tour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hot-pockets-tour.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/432-felonious-bears/chapter/50.md)

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