# This is How We Spin

> A milestone anniversary broadcast uncovers the financial motives behind global military shifts and the calculated media distractions used to bury international drug policy debates.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 400
- **Published:** 2012-04-15
- **Length:** 2h 29m
- **Topics:** Cartagena scandal, [Kony 2012](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kony-2012.md), [AFRICOM](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/africom.md), Moolah-cracy, [TAPI pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tapi-pipeline.md), [Propecia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propecia.md), [DSM-5](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dsm-5.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin

## About this episode

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak celebrate the 400th episode of No Agenda by exposing how the Secret Service prostitution scandal in Cartagena served as a strategic distraction. While media outlets focused on agents and escorts, the Summit of the Americas quietly sidelined discussions on drug decriminalization led by Guatemalan President Otto Pérez Molina. The hosts analyze the official Secret Service mission statement, suggesting the agency prioritizes protecting global financial infrastructure over individual leaders.

Secondary reports reveal that JPMorgan Chase provided $1 million in funding for the viral Kony 2012 campaign to justify military intervention in Africa. In Liberia, a coordinated media blitz by the BBC and CNN coincides with the relocation of AFRICOM headquarters from Germany to West Africa to secure mineral wealth. Domestically, the Department of Homeland Security website under Secretary Janet Napolitano appears to target the LGBT community for recruitment, while New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg faces scrutiny over his stance on the George Zimmerman bounty and gun control. Additional coverage includes the $1 billion Instagram acquisition, Rick Santorum’s suspicious withdrawal from the GOP primary, and the use of Long Range Acoustic Devices by Chicago police.

This milestone broadcast features the official knighting of Sir Andrew Gardner and a breakdown of the 33 percent spike in high school prom costs. Between analyzing the TAPI pipeline in Balochistan and the suspicious death of Hollywood publicist Michael Sands, the hosts reflect on six years of the value-for-value model. The segment concludes with a look at Iceland’s mortgage forgiveness and a vintage 1939 Campbell’s Soup commercial.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/transcript.md.

### 1. No Agenda Episode 400 Anniversary and Show History (0:00–3:22)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak celebrate the 400th episode of the No Agenda podcast, marking the beginning of their sixth year. The hosts debate the exact start date of the program, eventually referencing iTunes records to confirm an April 26, 2007 debut. They acknowledge their global audience, including "human resources" producers and listeners in the maritime and submarine communities.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), podcast anniversary, episode 400, [itunes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/itunes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Secret Service Prostitution Scandal as a Media Distraction (3:22–6:39)

The Secret Service agents involved in a prostitution scandal in Cartagena, Colombia, are characterized as performing a "patriotic distraction" to shift media focus away from drug legalization talks. The hosts argue that the scandal successfully buried the primary agenda of the Summit of the Americas. They cite the Secret Service mission statement regarding the protection of the nation's financial infrastructure to support the theory that the agency acted to protect the drug-propped economy.

Keywords: [secret service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-service.md), cartagena, [colombia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colombia.md), [prostitution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prostitution.md), [media distraction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-distraction.md), [drug legalization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-legalization.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Summit of the Americas and Latin American Drug Decriminalization (6:39–11:52)

President Otto Pérez Molina of Guatemala proposed drug legalization and regional courts for traffickers during the Summit of the Americas, citing the failure of the current drug war. Leaders from Costa Rica and Colombia expressed openness to the debate, while President Barack Obama voiced personal disagreement with decriminalization. The discussion highlights a UN report suggesting the global banking system is supported by laundered drug money.

Keywords: otto pérez molina, [guatemala](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/guatemala.md), [drug legalization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-legalization.md), [summit of the americas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/summit-of-the-americas.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [colombia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colombia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Secret Service Mission Statement and Media Coverage of Scandal (11:53–16:29)

The official mission of the Secret Service is analyzed, emphasizing its role in safeguarding the financial infrastructure over protecting national leaders. Media reports from CBS and Fox News are critiqued for framing the Cartagena incident as a "distracting embarrassment" for the Obama administration. The hosts suggest the scandal also served to obscure diplomatic tensions regarding Cuba's exclusion from the summit.

Keywords: [secret service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-service.md), [department of homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-homeland-security.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), [cbs news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-news.md), [cuba](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cuba.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Department of Homeland Security Recruitment Website Analysis (16:31–19:08)

A review of the Department of Homeland Security recruitment website, dhs.gov, leads to claims that the agency's marketing materials specifically target the LGBT community. The hosts examine various staff photos on the site, suggesting a cultural shift within the organization under Secretary Janet Napolitano. A custom URL, dhspeople.curry.com, is mentioned as a repository for these marketing images.

Keywords: [department of homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-homeland-security.md), [janet napolitano](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-napolitano.md), [recruitment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recruitment.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Hillary Rosen, Heterophobia, and LGBT Rights as Human Rights (19:09–24:31)

The term "heterophobia" is introduced in relation to political commentator Hillary Rosen and broader cultural shifts. The hosts discuss how the Obama administration and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have linked LGBT rights to universal human rights to justify international interventions. A segment from the program "Gay USA" is analyzed regarding a joke about Mormon students at BYU and the use of the word "marvelous" by politicians.

Keywords: [hillary rosen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-rosen.md), [lgbt rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lgbt-rights.md), [human rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), heterophobia, [gay usa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gay-usa.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Newt Gingrich and the NRA Convention Speech (24:31–27:20)

Newt Gingrich addressed the National Rifle Association convention, proposing a UN treaty to establish the right to bear arms as a universal human right. Gingrich argued that every person on the planet deserves the right to defend themselves against oppression and violence. The hosts contrast this "human right" framing with the administration's use of the term in other contexts.

Keywords: [newt gingrich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newt-gingrich.md), [nra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nra.md), [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [human rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Mayor Bloomberg on Gun Control and George Zimmerman Bounty (27:20–31:24)

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg criticized "stand your ground" laws and the NRA during a press conference, labeling such legislation a "license to murder." Bloomberg faced questions regarding his own armed security and the $10,000 bounty placed on George Zimmerman by the New Black Panther Party. The Mayor claimed ignorance of the bounty while condemning the act as illegal and inappropriate.

Keywords: [michael bloomberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-bloomberg.md), [trayvon martin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trayvon-martin.md), [george zimmerman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-zimmerman.md), [nra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nra.md), black panther party

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/8.md)

### 9. No Agenda Executive Producer Credits and Karma (31:25–37:35)

The hosts acknowledge high-level donors for the 400th episode, including those contributing $400 or more to join the "400 Club." Producers from Idaho, Connecticut, Tennessee, and the UK are thanked for their financial support. The segment includes "karma" requests for health issues, job searches, and "de-douching" ceremonies performed with a slide whistle.

Keywords: [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), 400 club, [podcast funding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-funding.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Search Engine Optimization and No Agenda Google Rankings (37:35–43:12)

A producer named Glenn is credited with building thousands of backlinks to ensure No Agenda properties dominate Google search results for the show's name. The hosts verify that they "own" the first six pages of Google, displacing previous top results for Sean Hannity. The discussion highlights the various fan-created sites, including wikis, tour pages, and art generators that populate the search rankings.

Keywords: [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [seo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seo.md), [search results](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/search-results.md), [sean hannity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sean-hannity.md), backlinks

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Facebook Acquisition of Instagram and Youth Perspectives (43:28–45:58)

The $1 billion acquisition of Instagram by Facebook is discussed through the lens of younger users who value exclusivity. The hosts note that younger demographics are becoming suspicious of Facebook's size and data practices. A brief mention is made of family members visiting Austin and their reactions to the social media merger.

Keywords: [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [instagram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/instagram.md), [acquisition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/acquisition.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md), [miami](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miami.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/11.md)

### 12. President Obama on Family Travel and Economic Concerns (45:58–48:11)

President Obama responded to criticism regarding the cost and frequency of his family's vacations during a local news interview. Obama stated that travel via Air Force One and Secret Service protection is a requirement rather than a choice. The hosts critique the use of the phrase "the fact of the matter" as a rhetorical tool to dismiss public frustration over the economy.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [air force one](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-force-one.md), [secret service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-service.md), [travel costs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel-costs.md), [hawaii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hawaii.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/12.md)

### 13. God Bless America Movie and Network Comparisons (48:11–49:57)

The film "God Bless America," directed by Bobcat Goldthwait, is compared to the 1976 movie "Network" for its satirical take on American culture. The hosts describe the film as having a "No Agenda" message despite varying quality in acting. They reflect on the legacy of "Network" stars Peter Finch and William Holden.

Keywords: [bobcat goldthwait](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bobcat-goldthwait.md), [god bless america](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/god-bless-america.md), [network](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/network.md), william holden, peter finch

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Rick Santorum Withdrawal and Republican Primary Dynamics (50:00–55:07)

Rick Santorum's sudden withdrawal from the Republican presidential race is treated as suspicious, with the hosts questioning why he quit before the Pennsylvania primary. RNC Chairman Reince Priebus is criticized for treating Mitt Romney as the de facto nominee while Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich remain in the race. The hosts speculate on potential threats or backroom deals that led to Santorum's exit.

Keywords: [rick santorum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-santorum.md), [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [rnc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rnc.md), [reince priebus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reince-priebus.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Gun Ownership as a Deterrent and the Militia Act (55:10–59:58)

The Second Amendment is discussed as a deterrent against civil unrest and tyrannical government, contrasting the US with countries like Greece and Spain. The hosts debunk a historical argument used by Bill Clinton and the New Republic that compares the individual healthcare mandate to George Washington's 1792 requirement for citizens to own muskets. They clarify that the Militia Act was a military readiness law, not a general commerce mandate.

Keywords: [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md), militia act of 1792, [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), healthcare mandate, [national guard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-guard.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Pharmaceutical Advertising and Vintage Radio Commercials (59:58–1:03:42)

A modern advertisement for the rheumatoid arthritis drug Orencia is analyzed for its list of severe side effects, including fatal infections and lung cancer. This is contrasted with a 1939 Campbell's Soup commercial from the Orson Welles "Campbell Playhouse" era. The hosts remark on the shift in advertising tone and the "dead voice" style of mid-century radio announcers.

Keywords: orencia, [rheumatoid arthritis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rheumatoid-arthritis.md), [side effects](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/side-effects.md), [campbell's soup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campbell-s-soup.md), orson welles

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Propecia Side Effects and the DSM-5 Autism Spectrum (1:03:43–1:07:07)

Merck's hair loss drug Propecia is noted for new warning labels regarding permanent sexual dysfunction, creating a paradox for users seeking to improve their romantic lives. The discussion transitions to the DSM-5 and the "autistic spectrum," with a listener anecdote comparing "spinning" behaviors in children to "spinners" at Grateful Dead concerts.

Keywords: [propecia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propecia.md), [merck](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merck.md), [side effects](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/side-effects.md), [dsm-5](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dsm-5.md), [autism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autism.md), [grateful dead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grateful-dead.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Kony 2012 and JPMorgan Chase Funding (1:07:09–1:09:12)

During a speech at the American Society of International Law, Kamari Maxine Clark revealed that the "Kony 2012" viral video was produced with $1 million in funding from JPMorgan Chase. The hosts question the motivations of a major global bank in funding a media campaign for military intervention in Africa.

Keywords: [kony 2012](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kony-2012.md), [invisible children](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/invisible-children.md), [jpmorgan chase](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jpmorgan-chase.md), [uganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uganda.md), kamari maxine clark

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Liberia Media Blitz and AFRICOM Headquarters (1:09:13–1:14:57)

A coordinated media campaign by the BBC and CNN is identified as "softening" the public image of Liberia. The hosts link this sudden positive coverage—including stories on surfing and the end of child soldiers—to the announcement that the US military's AFRICOM will move its headquarters from Germany to Liberia. This move secures a strategic West African base for American interests.

Keywords: [liberia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/liberia.md), [africom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/africom.md), [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [stuttgart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stuttgart.md), [child soldiers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/child-soldiers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/19.md)

### 20. African Mineral Wealth and Hillary Clinton in Colombia (1:14:58–1:21:16)

The Democratic Republic of Congo is highlighted for its $24 trillion in unmapped mineral wealth, including coltan and tantalum essential for electronics. Meanwhile, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was photographed dancing at a nightclub in Cartagena during the Summit of the Americas. The hosts suggest these social displays distract from the serious geopolitical maneuvering for African resources.

Keywords: [congo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congo.md), [minerals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minerals.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), cartagena, [rare earth elements](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rare-earth-elements.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/20.md)

### 21. UN Resolutions and Titanic 3D Media Saturation (1:21:17–1:25:13)

The hosts criticize the media for ignoring the technical language of UN Security Council resolutions on Syria, which mention "advance teams" as a precursor to larger missions. Simultaneously, the 100th anniversary of the Titanic sinking is used by parent companies Viacom and Fox to promote James Cameron's 3D re-release. The "captivated" narrative is described as a manufactured media memo.

Keywords: [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [titanic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/titanic.md), [james cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-cameron.md), [viacom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viacom.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/21.md)

### 22. UN Military Observers and Humanitarian Access in Syria (1:25:13–1:27:54)

UN Security Council Resolution 2042 authorized an advance team of 30 unarmed military observers to monitor the cessation of violence in Syria. The resolution demands full humanitarian access for international personnel. The hosts interpret this as a "Wag the Dog" scenario designed to lead toward a NATO-enforced no-fly zone.

Keywords: [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [susan rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-rice.md), military observers, [humanitarian aid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humanitarian-aid.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Bahrain Grand Prix and Civil Unrest (1:27:55–1:32:16)

Despite ongoing daily protests and police violence in Bahrain, Formula One officials led by Bernie Ecclestone proceeded with the Grand Prix. The Bahraini Royal Family's 50% ownership of the McLaren team is cited as a reason for the race's continuation. The hosts contrast the lack of international condemnation for Bahrain's "Sunni elite" with the aggressive stance taken against the Syrian government.

Keywords: [bahrain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bahrain.md), [formula one](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/formula-one.md), [bernie ecclestone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-ecclestone.md), mclaren, sectarian violence

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Balochistan Civil War and the TAPI Pipeline (1:32:17–1:33:57)

Civil unrest and sectarian killings in Balochistan, Pakistan, are linked to the strategic TAPI pipeline route intended to carry gas from Turkmenistan to India. The hosts argue that US drone strikes in the region are part of a "color revolution" to secure the pipeline corridor. The Pakistani Parliament has issued a unanimous declaration demanding an end to these violations of sovereignty.

Keywords: [balochistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/balochistan.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [tapi pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tapi-pipeline.md), [drone strikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drone-strikes.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/24.md)

### 25. LRAD Sound Devices and Chicago Summit Protests (1:33:57–1:39:06)

The Chicago Police Department has acquired Long Range Acoustic Devices (LRAD) for use during upcoming summits. While police frame the devices as "communication tools" for clear messaging, the hosts highlight their history of causing permanent hearing loss when used as acoustic weapons against protesters in Pittsburgh. Democracy Now! and local Chicago news reports are compared for their differing portrayals of the technology.

Keywords: [lrad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lrad.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [pittsburgh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pittsburgh.md), [g20](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/g20.md), acoustic weapons

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Listener Donations, Knighting Requests, and Karma (1:39:06–1:50:01)

A lengthy segment features donations from listeners in Arizona, Maryland, Florida, and the UK. Several producers contribute $69.69 to request "get laid" or "bunga-bunga" karma. One donor mentions working at Apple for wages comparable to Walmart, while others request "de-douching" ceremonies. The hosts emphasize the "value-for-value" model that funds the program.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [walmart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walmart.md), [69.69](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/69-69.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Government Legislation Analyst as a Professional Title (1:50:01–1:52:38)

One of the hosts describes adopting the title "Government Legislation Analyst" at social events to explain their work on the podcast. The title is presented as a way to engage people who are otherwise confused by the "podcaster" label. They discuss the possibility of printing professional consulting cards with this designation.

Keywords: government legislation analyst, [consulting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/consulting.md), [networking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/networking.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Knighting Ceremony of Sir Andrew Gardner (1:52:38–1:55:01)

Andrew Gardner is officially knighted as a "Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable" for his cumulative donations reaching $1,000. The ceremony includes the traditional "hookers and blow" or "wenches and beer" options. The hosts note that Gardner sealed his donation with a wax imprint of his knight ring.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [andrew gardner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrew-gardner.md), [secret service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-service.md), 400 club, [ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/28.md)

### 29. San Francisco Bus Cameras and Parking Enforcement (1:55:03–1:58:32)

San Francisco has implemented a high-tech parking enforcement system using video cameras mounted on city buses. These cameras scan license plates and record footage that is later reviewed by agents to issue fines ranging from $65 to $85. The hosts warn that the system is being used to generate revenue from drivers briefly entering bus lanes to make right turns.

Keywords: [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), sfmta, [parking tickets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parking-tickets.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), bus lanes

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Hot Pockets 2009 Tour and Trailer Search (1:58:33–2:00:23)

The hosts announce plans for a "Hot Pockets 2009" tour (humorously misdated) and are seeking a trailer to hitch to their 2002 Dodge Ram, nicknamed "Mustang Sally." They invite producers to organize meetups of at least 50 people to be included on the travel route. Mickey Curry is designated as the coordinator for these events.

Keywords: [hot pockets tour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hot-pockets-tour.md), [dodge ram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dodge-ram.md), [mustang sally](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mustang-sally.md), [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [mickey curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mickey-curry.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/30.md)

### 31. TSA Boarding Pass Scanning and Employee Misconduct (2:00:23–2:05:14)

The TSA is testing new automated machines at Dulles, Houston, and San Juan airports that scan IDs and boarding passes to verify travelers. The hosts argue this is a data-tracking initiative rather than a security measure. Additionally, a TSA agent at Boston's Logan International Airport was recently arrested in a major child pornography crackdown, marking the third such incident in that location.

Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [dulles airport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dulles-airport.md), [tracking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tracking.md), [child pornography](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/child-pornography.md), boston logan

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Tarek Mehanna Terrorism Conviction and FBI Informants (2:05:16–2:08:01)

Tarek Mehanna was sentenced to 17.5 years in prison for conspiring to support al-Qaeda, a case his supporters claim tramples on First Amendment rights. The hosts discuss reports that the FBI attempted to recruit Mehanna as an informant before his arrest. They advise listeners that if ever approached by the FBI to be an informant, they should "take the job" to avoid similar legal retaliation.

Keywords: tarek mehanna, [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md), [first amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/first-amendment.md), [boston](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boston.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Rising Costs of High School Proms (2:08:03–2:10:21)

A report from Visa indicates that the average American family will spend $1,078 on high school prom expenses this year, a 33% increase from the previous year. The hosts break down the costs of tuxedos, limos, and tickets, questioning how the total reaches such a high figure. They suggest the "magic number 33" in the report may be a coded signal.

Keywords: prom, [visa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/visa.md), [inflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inflation.md), tuxedo, limo

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Bill Clinton Bahamas Island and Foundation Endowment (2:10:22–2:12:55)

Rumors are discussed regarding Bill Clinton allegedly purchasing an island in the Bahamas to serve as a refuge from international law. The hosts also examine reports that the Clinton Foundation endowment has reached $46 billion. They briefly address a critical listener email regarding their lack of formal education in microbiology.

Keywords: [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [bahamas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bahamas.md), [clinton foundation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clinton-foundation.md), [endowment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/endowment.md), [rumors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rumors.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Iceland Debt Forgiveness and Global Banking Stability (2:12:56–2:16:14)

Iceland has moved to forgive a significant portion of its population's mortgage debt, a story the hosts claim is being suppressed in the US to prevent similar demands. Unlike Greece, Iceland refused to impose extreme austerity to pay back foreign investors from the UK and Netherlands. The discussion questions the "too big to fail" narrative used to justify bank bailouts.

Keywords: [iceland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iceland.md), [mortgage debt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mortgage-debt.md), [banking crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/banking-crisis.md), [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [bailouts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bailouts.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Portugal Austerity Measures and Eurozone Debt (2:16:15–2:18:37)

Portugal has ratified a EU pact for tighter budgetary discipline, becoming the second country after Greece to do so. The country faces a debt-to-GDP ratio of 115% and rising unemployment, projected to exceed 14%. The hosts predict that Spain will be the next country to require a bailout despite official denials.

Keywords: [portugal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portugal.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [austerity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austerity.md), debt-to-gdp, [spain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spain.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Moolah-cracy and Iran Nuclear Negotiations (2:18:39–2:20:42)

A Fox News segment introduced the term "moolah-cracy" (or moolocracy) to describe the Iranian government. Analyst Aaron David Miller, a former advisor to six Secretaries of State, predicted that no major deal or war regarding Iran's nuclear program will occur until after the US election. The hosts analyze this as a script designed to manage expectations for the next six months.

Keywords: [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), moolah-cracy, [nuclear program](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nuclear-program.md), aaron david miller, [october surprise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/october-surprise.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Hollywood Whacker Theory and Michael Sands Death (2:20:42–2:27:15)

Hollywood publicist Michael Sands died after reportedly choking on a sample of beef in a deli, an incident the hosts find suspicious given his ties to the CIA and military. Sands was known for representing controversial figures and had previously pushed theories about the disappearance of Gary DeVore. The hosts speculate that Sands may have been "whacked" for knowing too much about celebrity compromises or military raids.

Keywords: michael sands, [hollywood whackers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hollywood-whackers.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), gary devore, [copd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copd.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Plasma Fusion and Show Outro (2:27:16–2:29:23)

The hosts briefly debate the viability of plasma and cold fusion as future energy sources before concluding the 400th episode. They encourage listeners to support the show through the "value-for-value" model and mention upcoming topics for the Thursday program. The show ends with a reminder of their sixth-year anniversary and a sign-off from Austin and Silicon Valley.

Keywords: plasma fusion, [cold fusion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cold-fusion.md), energy research, 400 episodes, [sign-off](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sign-off.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/400-this-is-how-we-spin/chapter/39.md)

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