# Shark Orgy

> A viral filmmaker faces a public breakdown while the White House quietly expands executive seizure powers and the CIA eyes the surveillance potential of smart home appliances.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 392
- **Published:** 2012-03-18
- **Length:** 2h 39m
- **Topics:** [Kony 2012](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kony-2012.md), [Executive Order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-order.md), Smart Home Surveillance, [Iran Sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran-sanctions.md), Shark Orgy, [Agenda 21](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agenda-21.md), [Cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy

## About this episode

Jason Russell, the creator of the viral Kony 2012 video, was detained by San Diego police after witnesses reported him running naked through traffic. The erratic behavior of the Invisible Children co-founder follows a massive celebrity-driven media blitz featuring Rihanna and George Clooney, which critics argue provides political cover for expanded U.S. military presence in Central Africa. Clooney’s subsequent arrest at the Sudanese embassy in Washington, D.C., is characterized as a choreographed event designed to maintain media focus on the region ahead of his appearance on Meet the Press.

President Obama signed the National Defense Resources Preparedness Executive Order, granting cabinet secretaries the authority to seize control of food, energy, and transportation resources during both emergency and non-emergency periods. Meanwhile, CIA Director David Petraeus highlighted the data bonanza available through smart home devices like the Microsoft Kinect, linking the Internet of Things to the NSA’s massive new Utah data center. In Europe, the SWIFT banking network disconnected Iranian financial institutions, marking a significant escalation in economic warfare as the European Union moves toward a technocratic government that overrides national sovereignty.

CNN’s Aaron Burnett reported that global warming is causing horses to shrink and sharks to engage in aggressive procreation, a segment dismissed as sensationalist propaganda. In a lighter moment, a listener donation from Shannon Atkins explains her decision to fund independent media over her local NPR station’s bagel-thon fundraiser. The episode also features a look at a U.S. Army iPad app designed to help Afghan farmers diagnose sick chickens via remote USDA experts.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/transcript.md.

### 1. No Agenda Episode 392 Introduction, Media Assassination Concept (0:00–2:22)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 392 of the No Agenda show on Sunday, March 18, 2012. Operating from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley, they define their mission as "media assassination." The hosts address a Reddit thread accusing them of racism regarding their pronunciation of China.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [media assassination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-assassination.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Jason Russell, Kony 2012 Creator Detained in San Diego (2:23–5:17)

Jason Russell, the co-founder of Invisible Children and creator of the viral Kony 2012 video, was detained by police in San Diego, California. Witnesses reported Russell running through traffic naked and screaming. Footage allegedly shows Russell engaging in public masturbation and erratic behavior, which his charity attributed to the emotional toll of the video's sudden fame.

Keywords: [jason russell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jason-russell.md), [kony 2012](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kony-2012.md), [invisible children](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/invisible-children.md), [san diego](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-diego.md), [joseph kony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joseph-kony.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Rihanna, Celebrity Involvement in Kony 2012 Campaign (5:17–9:01)

Singer Rihanna appeared on Access Hollywood to promote the Kony 2012 movement and her involvement with the Invisible Children foundation. She expressed a desire to use her 14 million Twitter followers to spread awareness and mentioned plans to visit Uganda. The discussion characterizes her involvement as part of a broader celebrity-driven propaganda effort.

Keywords: [rihanna](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rihanna.md), [invisible children](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/invisible-children.md), [kony 2012](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kony-2012.md), [access hollywood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/access-hollywood.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/3.md)

### 4. George Clooney, John Prendergast Congressional Testimony on Sudan (9:02–12:38)

Actor George Clooney testified before Congress regarding the humanitarian crisis in Sudan, accompanied by activist John Prendergast. The analysis suggests Prendergast acts as a handler for Clooney during public appearances. Clooney's subsequent arrest at the Sudanese embassy is characterized as a staged photo opportunity designed to maintain media focus on Africa.

Keywords: [george clooney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-clooney.md), [john prendergast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-prendergast.md), [darfur](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darfur.md), [sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sudan.md), [congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congress.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Fareed Zakaria, George Clooney Interview on GPS (12:38–19:05)

George Clooney appeared on Fareed Zakaria's GPS to discuss the Kony 2012 video and its impact on U.S. policy. Zakaria cited a figure of 150 million views for the video, a number the hosts dispute as inflated or manipulated. The interview highlights how the viral campaign provides political cover for President Obama to maintain military forces in Central Africa.

Keywords: [fareed zakaria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fareed-zakaria.md), [george clooney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-clooney.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [gps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gps.md), [joseph kony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joseph-kony.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/5.md)

### 6. George Clooney Arrest, Meet the Press Appearance (19:05–24:41)

George Clooney was arrested during a protest at the Sudanese embassy in Washington, D.C., an event that preceded his appearance on Meet the Press. Reports indicate Clooney sat with White House advisor Valerie Jarrett during a recent state dinner for David Cameron. The arrest is described as a highly choreographed media event rather than a standard law enforcement action.

Keywords: [george clooney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-clooney.md), [meet the press](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meet-the-press.md), [valerie jarrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-jarrett.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sudan.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/6.md)

### 7. No Agenda Executive Producer Donations, Technical Infrastructure (24:41–29:04)

The hosts acknowledge executive producers Roberto and Sir James Briscoe for their financial support. They discuss the show's technical infrastructure, including the use of Amazon S3 and the challenges of being blocked in certain regions like Korea. John Dvorak explains that his IP address, managed by Mark Perkel, is sometimes flagged due to hosting radical websites.

Keywords: roberto, [james briscoe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-briscoe.md), shawn longworth, [no agenda nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md), [mark perkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-perkel.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/7.md)

### 8. National Defense Resources Preparedness Executive Order (29:06–37:01)

President Obama signed the National Defense Resources Preparedness Executive Order on a Friday afternoon. The order delegates broad authority to cabinet secretaries to seize control of food, water, energy, and transportation resources under both emergency and non-emergency conditions. The text includes provisions for the Secretary of Labor to appraisal the nation's workforce, which the hosts interpret as a framework for a potential draft.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [executive order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-order.md), [national defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-defense.md), [department of labor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-labor.md), [agriculture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agriculture.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/8.md)

### 9. NSA Data Center, Smart Home Surveillance Concerns (37:02–41:07)

CIA Director David Petraeus spoke at an In-Q-Tel summit about the "bonanza" of data available through smart home devices and the Internet of Things. The discussion links this to the massive data center the NSA is constructing in Utah. Concerns are raised regarding the Microsoft Kinect and other connected devices being used to profile citizens by monitoring their homes and reading habits.

Keywords: [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [david petraeus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-petraeus.md), [in-q-tel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/in-q-tel.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [microsoft kinect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft-kinect.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Commercial Mobile Alert System, T-Mobile Emergency Texts (41:09–43:42)

T-Mobile has implemented the Commercial Mobile Alert System (CMAS), a public safety system allowing FEMA and other agencies to send emergency text-like messages to wireless devices. The system categorizes alerts into three types: Presidential, Imminent Threat, and Amber Alerts. The technology uses cell tower triangulation to target specific geographic regions without requiring GPS.

Keywords: [t-mobile](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/t-mobile.md), cmas, [fema](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fema.md), amber alerts, presidential alerts

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Osama Bin Laden, Rebranding Al-Qaeda Documents (43:42–50:58)

The Washington Post published details from documents recovered during the Abbottabad raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound. Journalist David Ignatius reported that Bin Laden was concerned about Al-Qaeda's tarnished image and considered rebranding the organization. The documents allegedly describe a bureaucratic corporate structure with vacation policies and HR-style management.

Keywords: [osama bin laden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/osama-bin-laden.md), [david ignatius](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-ignatius.md), [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md), [candy crowley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/candy-crowley.md), [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Bin Laden Assassination Plot, Joe Biden Inexperience Claims (51:00–59:34)

Leaked documents suggest Osama Bin Laden plotted to assassinate President Obama to force the "inexperienced" Vice President Joe Biden into the presidency, which Bin Laden believed would cause U.S. chaos. CNN's Candy Crowley and David Ignatius discussed Bin Laden's alleged obsession with watching Western television. The hosts highlight a verbal slip where Ignatius mistakenly refers to Obama instead of Bin Laden.

Keywords: [osama bin laden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/osama-bin-laden.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [candy crowley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/candy-crowley.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Israeli Security Cabinet, Iran Strike Vote (59:35–1:05:34)

The Israeli security cabinet reportedly voted 8 to 6 in favor of a potential military strike against Iran's nuclear facilities. U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta stated the United States would take action to protect its interests if such a strike occurred. The hosts critique a segment from The McLaughlin Group where panelists appeared to be reading from a script regarding Prime Minister Netanyahu.

Keywords: [benjamin netanyahu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benjamin-netanyahu.md), [leon panetta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leon-panetta.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [mclaughlin group](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mclaughlin-group.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/13.md)

### 14. SWIFT Banking System, Iran Financial Sanctions (1:05:35–1:10:44)

The SWIFT banking network, based in Brussels, has disconnected Iranian financial institutions following new European Union sanctions. This move effectively isolates Iran from the global financial system, impacting billions of dollars in trade. The hosts characterize the targeting of a nation's entire financial infrastructure as a novel and aggressive act of economic warfare.

Keywords: [swift](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/swift.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [brussels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brussels.md), international banking

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/14.md)

### 15. European Union Integration, Sovereign Debt Crisis (1:10:45–1:15:19)

The European Union is increasing its fiscal integration as the "Troika"—the EU Commission, ECB, and IMF—imposes austerity measures on sovereign nations like the Netherlands. The hosts argue that the EU has evolved from a simple monetary union into a technocratic government where laws made in Brussels override national sovereignty. They compare this trajectory to the expanding power of the United Nations.

Keywords: [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), [lisbon treaty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lisbon-treaty.md), [brussels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brussels.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Aaron Burnett, Global Warming and Shark Orgy Report (1:15:19–1:21:46)

CNN's Aaron Burnett aired a report claiming that global warming is causing horses to shrink and sharks to engage in "orgies" and aggressive procreation. The segment cited researchers from the University of Queensland regarding hybrid sharks appearing off the coast of Australia. The hosts dismiss the report as sensationalist propaganda designed to instill fear regarding climate change.

Keywords: [aaron burnett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aaron-burnett.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), sharks, [dubai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dubai.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/16.md)

### 17. UN Agenda 21, International Environmental Law Draft (1:21:46–1:31:11)

The hosts analyze the fourth draft of the International Covenant on Environment and Development, a document linked to UN Agenda 21. The text outlines a framework for "global governance" that mandates environmental conservation in all national decisions. Article 33 of the document specifically requires nations to determine and manage human population sizes to ensure they do not exceed environmental capacity.

Keywords: [agenda 21](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agenda-21.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [international law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-law.md), [population control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/population-control.md), [sustainability](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sustainability.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Global Economic System, UN Environmental Covenant (1:31:13–1:38:31)

The UN environmental covenant proposes a one-world economic system where commodity prices reflect social and environmental costs. It suggests that 0.7% of a nation's Gross National Product should be dedicated to official development assistance. Disputes arising from this covenant would be settled by the International Court of Justice in The Hague.

Keywords: [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [carbon credits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-credits.md), [the hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-hague.md), international court of justice, [agenda 21](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agenda-21.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Listener Donations, Job Karma Requests (1:38:34–1:43:23)

The hosts read letters from donors including Jesse Wilson, Rick Hraznek, and Monica Reardon. Reardon shares an anecdote about her children overhearing the show's "douchebag" call-outs. Jeff McKenzie sends a donation while intoxicated, requesting karma for a new job that requires him to travel between Ohio and Canada.

Keywords: jesse wilson, rick hraznek, monica reardon, william ashby, jeff mckenzie

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Sea Power History, NPR Bagel-thon (1:43:25–1:47:09)

A listener recommends the book "The Influence of Sea Power upon History" by Alfred Thayer Mahan to settle a debate between the hosts regarding hydrocarbons and trade routes. Another donor, Shannon Atkins, explains she chose to support No Agenda over her local NPR station's "bagel-thon" fundraiser.

Keywords: alfred thayer mahan, sea power, [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [saskatoon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saskatoon.md), [hydrocarbons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hydrocarbons.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Silver Eagle Donations, IRS Tax Policy (1:47:10–1:51:59)

Listener Jason Hill donated physical US Silver Eagle coins, arguing that their taxable value is only the $1 face value despite their higher market price. John Dvorak expresses skepticism about this strategy, noting that the IRS has previously challenged such interpretations. The hosts reiterate their "value-for-value" model as an alternative to traditional advertising.

Keywords: jason hill, silver eagle, [irs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irs.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Ray LaHood, California High-Speed Rail Criticism (1:51:58–2:01:47)

Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood defended the California High-Speed Rail project during a congressional hearing, despite reports from the state auditor labeling it an immense financial risk. The hosts criticize the project's $100 billion price tag and its planned route through the Central Valley. They argue that high-speed rail will not alleviate traffic jams on Highway 5 or in Los Angeles.

Keywords: [ray lahood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ray-lahood.md), [high-speed rail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/high-speed-rail.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [jerry brown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jerry-brown.md), [transportation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transportation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Myanmar Conflict, Kachin State Pipeline (2:01:48–2:04:55)

The U.S. State Department announced $1.5 million in aid for internally displaced persons in Myanmar's Kachin State. The hosts suggest this funding is a strategic move to support rebels interfering with the Chinese-backed Shwe-Gas pipeline project. They frame the conflict as a proxy battle between U.S. and Chinese interests in the region.

Keywords: [myanmar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/myanmar.md), [burma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/burma.md), kachin state, shwe-gas pipeline, derek mitchell

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Syria Civil War, Amnesty International Leadership (2:04:57–2:12:12)

Amnesty International has launched a campaign against the violence in Syria, specifically targeting Russia for supplying arms to the regime. The hosts point out that the new head of Amnesty International, Susan Nossel, is a former State Department official under Hillary Clinton. They argue that the organization's messaging now aligns closely with U.S. foreign policy objectives.

Keywords: [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [aleppo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aleppo.md), [amnesty international](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amnesty-international.md), susan nossel, [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/24.md)

### 25. East Africa Conflicts, Chinese Oil Interests (2:12:13–2:15:28)

Military activity has increased in East Africa, with Kenyan jets bombing Al-Shabaab bases in the port city of Kismayo. The hosts link these military actions to Chinese plans to build an oil export base in the region. They also discuss a border dispute between Ethiopia and Eritrea, alleging U.S. involvement in the conflict.

Keywords: [kenya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kenya.md), [somalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/somalia.md), [ethiopia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethiopia.md), [eritrea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eritrea.md), [al-shabaab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-shabaab.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Jay Rockefeller, Cybersecurity Legislation (2:15:29–2:18:32)

Senator Jay Rockefeller compared the current state of cybersecurity to the period leading up to the September 11 attacks, warning that the U.S. is losing a digital war. The hosts critique Rockefeller's technical understanding and his "arrogant" demeanor during C-SPAN hearings. They suggest the rhetoric is being used to push for more restrictive internet laws.

Keywords: [jay rockefeller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jay-rockefeller.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), [9-11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/9-11.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [senate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/senate.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/26.md)

### 27. UK Sobriety Orders, Alcohol Monitoring Tags (2:18:33–2:23:36)

The British government is introducing "sobriety orders" for offenders committed for minor alcohol-fueled crimes. These orders involve the use of ankle tags that monitor blood alcohol levels every 30 minutes or GPS tags that alert authorities if a person enters a pub. The hosts compare this to the monitoring of celebrity Lindsay Lohan and criticize the expansion of state surveillance into personal habits.

Keywords: [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md), sobriety orders, ankle tags, [lindsay lohan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsay-lohan.md), [alcohol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alcohol.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Afghanistan Shooting Investigation, Robert Bales (2:23:38–2:30:14)

An Afghan parliamentary probe claims that up to 20 U.S. soldiers were involved in the killing of 16 civilians, contradicting the official report of a lone gunman, Sergeant Robert Bales. The hosts also discuss a downplayed assassination attempt on Defense Secretary Leon Panetta in Afghanistan. They critique a Morning Joe segment where a panelist mistakenly referred to Bales' wife as a "widow."

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [robert bales](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-bales.md), panetta, [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [morning joe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morning-joe.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/28.md)

### 29. US Army iPad App, Afghan Agriculture Training (2:30:15–2:34:25)

A local news report featured U.S. troops in Afghanistan using an iPad app called "e-Afghan Ag" to teach local farmers agricultural techniques. The app allows soldiers to take photos of sick chickens or trees and send them to experts at the USDA or Fresno State for diagnosis. The hosts mock the practicality of using high-end tablets for farming advice in a war zone.

Keywords: [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [ipad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ipad.md), [usda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usda.md), [fresno state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fresno-state.md), [agriculture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agriculture.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/392-shark-orgy/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Ron Wyden, Mark Udall Secret Law Letter (2:34:26–2:39:52)

Senators Ron Wyden and Mark Udall sent a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder criticizing the Justice Department's reliance on secret interpretations of the Patriot Act. The senators argue that there is a significant gap between public understanding of the law and the government's secret claims of authority. The hosts praise the senators for challenging the lack of transparency in intelligence operations.

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