# Simulation Investment

> A new classification for domestic extremists emerges as global powers jockey for control over African oil pipelines and Israeli natural gas reserves.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 391
- **Published:** 2012-03-15
- **Length:** 2h 55m
- **Topics:** HVE classification, [Drone strikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drone-strikes.md), [TAPI pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tapi-pipeline.md), Jackson-Vanik, Nuba Mountains, Rare earths, [Kony 2012](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kony-2012.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment

## About this episode

The FBI and Department of Homeland Security have issued a joint bulletin warning of a rise in Homegrown Violent Extremists following a mass shooting in Afghanistan. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Attorney General Eric Holder are currently defending the administration's authority to use drone strikes against American citizens overseas. This expansion of domestic and international surveillance coincides with Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta ordering Marines to disarm before a recent address in Helmand province.

President Barack Obama and Prime Minister David Cameron have implemented a defense trade treaty to harmonize military interoperability between the US, UK, and Australia. Meanwhile, the Levant Basin gas discovery by Noble Energy and the TAPI pipeline project are driving US drone deployments in South Waziristan. In the Republic of the Congo, massive explosions in Brazzaville have targeted Chinese-funded infrastructure projects as the US moves to repeal the Jackson-Vanik amendment to favor Russian trade over Chinese rare earth dominance. State Department spokesperson Victoria Nuland remains flustered over reports of Libyan weapons flowing to Syrian rebels, while the Middle East Partnership Initiative provides tech support to foreign activists.

George Clooney and John Prendergast face scrutiny for their Nuba Mountains footage, which critics claim serves as a distraction for strategic oil pipeline interests. Philanthropy fixer Trevor Nielsen is identified as the man managing the public images of Bill Gates and Madonna during international resource disputes. In a lighter moment, Adam Curry admits to reprising his MTV persona for a Mattel corporate video, and listener Sandy Stob is knighted after donating a rare 1884 Double Eagle gold coin.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/transcript.md.

### 1. No Agenda Episode 391 Introduction and Donation Dilemma (0:00–2:12)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 391 of the No Agenda show from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley on March 15, 2012. The hosts discuss a $1,000 donation from a listener named Eric, which is tied to a request for a specific story involving Dave Matthews.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), episode 391, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Homegrown Violent Extremists (HVE) Classification and Fox News Report (2:13–4:26)

A joint bulletin from the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security warns of the rise of Homegrown Violent Extremists (HVEs) following a soldier's shooting rampage in Afghanistan. The term HVE is identified as a new classification for American citizens suspected of carrying out Islamic Jihad on United States soil.

Keywords: [hve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hve.md), homegrown violent extremists, [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Harry Reid and Candy Crowley Discuss Targeted Drone Strikes (4:26–10:00)

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid appears on CNN with Candy Crowley to discuss Attorney General Eric Holder's distinction between due process and judicial process. Reid defends the administration's authority to use drones to kill American citizens overseas who are deemed operational leaders in Al-Qaeda, stating the process is currently in play.

Keywords: [harry reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harry-reid.md), [candy crowley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/candy-crowley.md), [eric holder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-holder.md), [due process](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/due-process.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Hillary Clinton Addresses Afghan Civilian Killings (10:05–12:16)

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton issues a formal statement expressing shock and sadness over the killings of innocent Afghan villagers by a U.S. soldier. She emphasizes that the United States is committed to holding those responsible accountable and sends condolences to the families in Afghanistan.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), condolences, [accountability](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/accountability.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Manchurian Candidate Theories Regarding Afghanistan Shooting (12:18–13:09)

Speculation arises regarding the psychological state of the soldier involved in the Afghanistan shooting, with comparisons made to the 1962 film The Manchurian Candidate. The narrative explores the possibility of programmed behavior or a "Manchurian" style operation involving the military.

Keywords: [manchurian candidate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/manchurian-candidate.md), [frank sinatra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/frank-sinatra.md), angela lansbury, [conspiracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conspiracy.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Obama and David Cameron Announce Defense Trade Treaty (13:10–17:29)

President Barack Obama hosts UK Prime Minister David Cameron at the White House to announce the implementation of a long-awaited defense trade treaty. The agreement facilitates the exportation of specific arms and advanced technologies between the US, UK, and Australia, while also focusing on global health initiatives.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [david cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-cameron.md), defense trade treaty, [uk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uk.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/6.md)

### 7. NATO Task Group 120 and Global Army Interoperability (17:30–22:01)

NATO initiative Task Group 120 focuses on "interoperability of the mind" and the harmonization of international military forces. The discussion suggests this is a move toward a global army designed to protect international banking systems and potentially unionize military personnel under a single regulatory framework.

Keywords: task group 120, [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), interoperability, global army, ulsterman report

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Executive Producer Donation of 1884 Double Eagle Gold Coin (22:01–28:18)

A donor named Sandy Stob contributes an 1884 Double Eagle gold coin from the San Francisco mint to the show. The hosts debate the valuation of the coin, estimated between $1,600 and $2,000, and discuss the tax implications of receiving physical gold versus cash.

Keywords: gold coin, double eagle, san francisco mint, [irs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irs.md), numismatics

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Associate Executive Producer Credits and Listener Karma (28:19–31:52)

Producers Stacy Walter and Tim Sonder are recognized for their $200 donations. Sonder, writing from Tasmania, mentions the Kony 2012 viral campaign as his motivation for becoming a "No Agenda citizen," leading to a discussion on listener "karma" and "de-douching" rituals.

Keywords: stacy walter, tim sonder, [tasmania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tasmania.md), [kony 2012](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kony-2012.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/9.md)

### 10. No Agenda Domain Names and Book Club Maintenance (31:54–34:56)

The hosts review various community-contributed domain names that redirect to the main show site, including "thatcrappypodcast.com" and "wenchesandbeer.com." A technical dispute occurs regarding whether to use a wiki or a manual system to maintain the expiring No Agenda Book Club website.

Keywords: [domain names](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/domain-names.md), noagendabookclub.com, [wiki](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wiki.md), tristan, simon

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Obama and Cameron Op-Ed Language Criticism (34:56–37:31)

An op-ed co-authored by Barack Obama and David Cameron regarding the Middle East is criticized for its use of the phrase "tighten the noose" around Bashar al-Assad. The hosts argue the language is racially insensitive and overly violent for a diplomatic publication.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [david cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-cameron.md), [bashar al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bashar-al-assad.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [noose](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/noose.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Victoria Nuland Flustered Over Libya and Syrian Rebels (37:32–42:25)

State Department spokesperson Victoria Nuland faces questioning regarding reports that the Libyan government is supplying weapons to Syrian rebels. Nuland appears flustered during the briefing, eventually stating there was "no indication" of such activity in bilateral meetings, despite persistent follow-ups from journalists.

Keywords: [victoria nuland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/victoria-nuland.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weapons.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/12.md)

### 13. MEPI and US Tech Support for Arab Spring Activists (42:26–47:44)

The Middle East Partnership Initiative (MEPI) and the Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor (DRL) are identified as vehicles for providing tech support to foreign activists. This support includes seminars in Beirut on circumventing government internet blocking, which the hosts characterize as a form of covert operation or act of war.

Keywords: mepi, drl, [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), internet in a box, [beirut](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beirut.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Danny Abdul Dayan and Syrian Intervention Speaking Tour (47:45–50:01)

Danny Abdul Dayan, a figure frequently featured by Anderson Cooper, is reported to be on a speaking tour across the United States, including a stop at the Boston Cultural Center. He is advocating for Western military intervention in Syria, leading to questions about who is funding his travel and appearances.

Keywords: danny abdul dayan, [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [anderson cooper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anderson-cooper.md), [boston](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boston.md), [military intervention](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-intervention.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Goldman Sachs Op-Ed and Elevator Gossip Twitter (50:01–51:39)

A public resignation op-ed by a Goldman Sachs executive causes a stir in the financial world and a drop in the company's stock price. The hosts link the "Muppets" terminology used in the op-ed to the popular "Goldman Sachs Elevator" Twitter feed and suggest the event may have facilitated insider trading.

Keywords: [goldman sachs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldman-sachs.md), greg smith, [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [insider trading](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insider-trading.md), [muppets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muppets.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Bill Maher and Alexandra Pelosi's Mississippi Documentary (51:40–54:24)

Filmmaker Alexandra Pelosi appears on Bill Maher's show to discuss her documentary work in Mississippi. The hosts criticize the segment for portraying residents of Mississippi as "toothless" and "racist," labeling the coverage as elitist propaganda.

Keywords: [bill maher](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-maher.md), [alexandra pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexandra-pelosi.md), [mississippi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mississippi.md), [documentary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/documentary.md), [elitism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elitism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Obama Files WTO Case Against China Over Rare Earths (54:25–56:57)

President Obama announces a World Trade Organization case against China, joined by Japan and European allies, regarding export restrictions on rare earth materials. The hosts argue this is a PR move, noting that China had announced its intention to reduce exports as early as 2009.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [wto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wto.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), rare earth materials, trade dispute

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Angelina Jolie Attends ICC Conviction of Thomas Lubanga (56:59–1:00:50)

Actress Angelina Jolie visits the International Criminal Court in The Hague for the conviction of Congolese warlord Thomas Lubanga. She speaks to the media about the horrors of child soldiers and sex slaves, which the hosts interpret as a scripted performance for the "missionary industrial complex."

Keywords: [angelina jolie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angelina-jolie.md), thomas lubanga, [icc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/icc.md), [the hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-hague.md), [child soldiers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/child-soldiers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Chinese Infrastructure and Explosions in Brazzaville, Congo (1:00:52–1:03:40)

Reports highlight significant Chinese investment in the Republic of the Congo, including the construction of a radio and television network and hydroelectric dams. A massive explosion in Brazzaville recently killed several Chinese workers, which is framed as part of a broader geopolitical struggle to remove Chinese influence from Africa.

Keywords: brazzaville, [congo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congo.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [explosion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/explosion.md), [infrastructure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/infrastructure.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/19.md)

### 20. George Clooney and John Prendergast in Nuba Mountains (1:03:41–1:06:48)

George Clooney and activist John Prendergast release footage from the Nuba Mountains in Sudan, showing the actor ducking for cover from alleged aerial bombardments. The hosts mock the production quality of the video and Clooney's proximity to an unexploded bomb.

Keywords: [george clooney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-clooney.md), [john prendergast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-prendergast.md), nuba mountains, [sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sudan.md), [satellite sentinel project](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satellite-sentinel-project.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Nuba Mountains Pipeline and Ancient Society Claims (1:06:49–1:09:03)

George Clooney claims the Nuba people represent the oldest society on earth according to the Bible. The hosts dispute this, suggesting the Sumerians or Greeks hold that title, and argue the real reason for the conflict in the region is the presence of a strategic oil pipeline.

Keywords: nuba mountains, [pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pipeline.md), sumerians, [bible](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bible.md), [sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sudan.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Sudan Oil Dispute and CIA Intelligence Cooperation (1:09:04–1:12:58)

The conflict between Sudan and South Sudan is framed as a dispute over oil transport fees and infrastructure. Historical context is provided regarding the CIA's long-standing intelligence relationship with the Khartoum government, despite public declarations of genocide by former Secretary of State Colin Powell.

Keywords: [sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sudan.md), [south sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-sudan.md), [oil rigs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-rigs.md), [khartoum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/khartoum.md), [colin powell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colin-powell.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Chris Matthews Interviews George Clooney on Sudan Motives (1:12:58–1:15:14)

During an interview on Hardball, Chris Matthews questions George Clooney on the specific motives behind the violence in Sudan. Clooney suggests the government wants to clear the land for "good farming," a claim the hosts find absurd given the desert terrain and the presence of oil pipelines.

Keywords: [chris matthews](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-matthews.md), [george clooney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-clooney.md), [sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sudan.md), [genocide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/genocide.md), [farming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/farming.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Madonna and the Malawi Oil Pipeline Connection (1:15:15–1:17:33)

Madonna's philanthropic involvement in Malawi is scrutinized following a school construction scandal. The hosts suggest her presence serves as a distraction from Malawi's significant oil reserves and a planned pipeline through Mozambique, where European royalty reportedly holds property.

Keywords: [madonna](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/madonna.md), [malawi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/malawi.md), [oil pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-pipeline.md), [mozambique](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mozambique.md), kabbalah center

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Trevor Nielsen and Global Philanthropy Group Fixers (1:17:34–1:21:37)

Trevor Nielsen is identified as a high-level "fixer" for celebrities like Madonna, George Clooney, and Bill Gates. As the founder of the Global Philanthropy Group and an advisory board member of Wikimedia, Nielsen is credited with managing public scandals and scrubbing negative information from the internet for his elite clients.

Keywords: trevor nielsen, global philanthropy group, [fixers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fixers.md), [bill gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md), wikimedia

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Levant Basin Natural Gas Discovery and Noble Energy (1:21:38–1:23:45)

Fox News reports on a massive discovery of natural gas in the Levant Basin by Houston-based Noble Energy. The Tamar and Leviathan fields are estimated to contain 123 trillion cubic feet of gas, potentially making Israel energy independent and a major exporter to China and India.

Keywords: levant basin, [noble energy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/noble-energy.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [cyprus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyprus.md), [natural gas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/natural-gas.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Drone Surveillance and the TAPI Pipeline (1:23:48–1:25:43)

A US drone strike in South Waziristan, Pakistan, is linked to the protection of pipeline routes. The hosts discuss the transition from manned helicopter surveillance to drone patrols for gas and oil infrastructure, specifically mentioning the TAPI (Turkmenistan-Afghanistan-Pakistan-India) pipeline project.

Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [tapi pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tapi-pipeline.md), south waziristan, [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Keystone XL Pipeline and PetroChina Acquisition (1:25:43–1:28:23)

The Athabasca Oil Sands Corporation sells its remaining interest in the McKay River project to PetroChina. The hosts suggest the US opposition to the Keystone XL pipeline is rooted in an anti-China strategy, as the oil is now 100% owned by a Chinese state entity and will likely be diverted to British Columbia for export.

Keywords: [keystone xl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keystone-xl.md), petrochina, oil sands, [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [british columbia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/british-columbia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Jackson-Vanik Amendment and US-Russia Trade Relations (1:28:25–1:32:41)

The 1974 Jackson-Vanik amendment, originally passed to pressure the Soviet Union over Jewish emigration, remains a hurdle for US-Russia trade. With Russia set to join the WTO, there is a push to repeal the legislation to allow American companies to compete in the Russian energy market.

Keywords: jackson-vanik, [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), trade embargo, [wto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wto.md), [human rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Michael McFaul and the Shift Toward Russian Goods (1:32:41–1:35:47)

US Ambassador to Russia Michael McFaul discusses the administration's perspective on repealing Jackson-Vanik. The hosts predict a shift where Russia becomes a manufacturing alternative to China, leading to an influx of Russian-made consumer goods in the United States.

Keywords: [michael mcfaul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-mcfaul.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [gazprom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gazprom.md), [manufacturing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/manufacturing.md), [ak-47](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ak-47.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/30.md)

### 31. US-Russia Missile Defense Cooperation and Syria Proxies (1:35:50–1:38:46)

Ambassador Michael McFaul expresses optimism regarding missile defense cooperation with Russia. The discussion explores the theory that the US and Russia may be acting as "bestest BFFs" behind the scenes, with the US potentially serving as a proxy for Russian interests in Syria to secure energy ports.

Keywords: [missile defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/missile-defense.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [michael mcfaul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-mcfaul.md), [tartus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tartus.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/31.md)

### 32. North Korea Free Trade and Vladivostok Pipeline (1:38:46–1:43:18)

A new presidential proclamation regarding a free trade agreement with Korea is analyzed. The hosts theorize that this could open the door for a pipeline from Vladivostok to run through North Korea into South Korea, further isolating China from regional energy markets.

Keywords: [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [south korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-korea.md), [vladivostok](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladivostok.md), [pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pipeline.md), [free trade agreement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/free-trade-agreement.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Russia as the Second Largest Rare Earth Producer (1:43:19–1:47:09)

As China restricts its rare earth exports, Russia is positioned to increase its role as the world's second-largest producer. Russian deposits of metals like cerium and terbium are critical for technologies ranging from cell phones to missile systems, sparking a global battle for "metals of the future."

Keywords: [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [rare earth metals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rare-earth-metals.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), cerium, [technology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Obama and Putin Basketball Diplomacy Prediction (1:47:11–1:49:01)

The hosts enter a "Red Book" prediction that the public will soon see a display of camaraderie between President Obama and Vladimir Putin. They envision a "shirts and skins" basketball game used as a PR tool to solidify the new US-Russia alliance.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [basketball](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/basketball.md), [red book](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/red-book.md), [prediction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prediction.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Doritos Pouch and Austin Charity Event (1:49:03–1:53:07)

Adam Curry describes a "Doritos Pouch" meal served at a charity event in Austin for musicians. The dish consists of chili, sour cream, and cheese served directly inside a small bag of Doritos, a snack also known as "goulash" in some prison systems.

Keywords: doritos pouch, [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [taco bell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taco-bell.md), [south by southwest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-by-southwest.md), goulash

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Maxwell Fry and the Mannequin Arousal Story (1:53:08–1:55:36)

Listener Maxwell Fry from New York sends a $100 donation and a detailed letter about his long-term celibacy and an incident where he was momentarily aroused by a store mannequin. He requests "get laid karma" to help him break his streak of bad luck with women.

Keywords: maxwell fry, [new york](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york.md), mannequin, [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), get laid karma

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Unclaimed Property Checks and Slide Whistle Karma (1:55:36–1:59:49)

Steve in Seattle reports receiving a $1,600 check from an unclaimed property website mentioned on a previous show. Other listeners receive "slide whistle karma" for various life events, including job interviews and St. Patrick's Day celebrations.

Keywords: [unclaimed property](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unclaimed-property.md), [seattle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seattle.md), [slide whistle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/slide-whistle.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [st. patrick's day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/st-patrick-s-day.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Joshua Theodorsen and the MILF Karma Request (1:59:51–2:02:12)

Joshua Theodorsen from Perth, Australia, donates $69.69 and requests karma for his brother and father, who was recently diagnosed with bladder cancer. He also asks for a "shout out" to his wife, whom he describes as a "smoking hot MILF" who is skeptical of the show.

Keywords: [perth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/perth.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [milf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/milf.md), [stevia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stevia.md), [cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cancer.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Ron Paul Supporters and Japanese Yen Donations (2:02:14–2:05:31)

Gerald Small encourages Ron Paul supporters to attend the Missouri caucus. Meanwhile, Brandon in Japan donates in Yen, leading to a discussion on the cultural significance of bilingualism in political candidates and the translation of Japanese phrases.

Keywords: [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), missouri caucus, [japan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/japan.md), [yen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yen.md), bilingualism

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Premature Twins and Saudi Arabian Business Ventures (2:05:31–2:09:50)

Juan Carmona from Corpus Christi requests karma for his twin daughters born eight weeks premature and currently in the NICU. Fieras El Thabani in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, also receives karma for a new business venture.

Keywords: [corpus christi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corpus-christi.md), [nicu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicu.md), [riyadh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/riyadh.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Adam Curry's Mattel Sales Video Gig (2:09:50–2:12:10)

Adam Curry reveals he took a side job performing as his former "MTV News" persona for an internal Mattel sales video. He expresses personal embarrassment over the gig, which involved introducing a "We Are The World" style video for the toy company's global brand team.

Keywords: [mattel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mattel.md), [mtv news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv-news.md), simon waldron, [voiceover](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voiceover.md), [green screen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/green-screen.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Knighting Ceremony for Sir Sandy Stob (2:12:11–2:15:32)

The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for Sandy Stob in recognition of his donation of an 1884 gold double eagle coin. He is dubbed "Sir Sandy Stob, Knight of the No Agenda Round Table," as the hosts reiterate their willingness to accept gold and silver as donations.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sandy stob, gold coin, double eagle, [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Department of Interior Reports Record Domestic Oil Production (2:15:34–2:20:00)

A Department of Interior official reports that domestic oil production is at an eight-year high and gas production is at its highest level in recent memory. The administration highlights a 55% increase in operating rigs and a significant reduction in foreign oil imports, though the hosts suggest this information is being downplayed to appease the liberal base.

Keywords: department of interior, [oil production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-production.md), gas production, [gulf of mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gulf-of-mexico.md), [drilling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drilling.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/43.md)

### 44. 2012 Election Predictions and Eric Holder's Firewall (2:20:01–2:23:51)

The hosts predict the 2012 election will be the most expensive in history but will have the lowest voter turnout. They discuss Attorney General Eric Holder's role as Obama's "firewall" and speculate on internal military opposition to the administration.

Keywords: [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [eric holder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-holder.md), [election 2012](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/election-2012.md), [voter turnout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voter-turnout.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Leon Panetta's Disarmed Speech to Marines in Afghanistan (2:23:53–2:29:07)

Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta visits the Helmand province in Afghanistan and delivers a speech to Marines who were reportedly ordered to disarm before his arrival. The hosts criticize the speech as "boring bull crap" and note the lack of applause from the troops.

Keywords: [leon panetta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leon-panetta.md), [marines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marines.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [helmand province](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/helmand-province.md), [disarmament](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disarmament.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Quran Burning Incident and Trash Disposal Setup (2:29:08–2:30:42)

The hosts analyze the Quran burning incident in Afghanistan, suggesting it was not a deliberate act of desecration but a result of soldiers burning trash that included religious texts. They speculate the event may have been a "setup" facilitated by local workers to incite protests.

Keywords: [quran burning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/quran-burning.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), trash disposal, provocation, setup

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/46.md)

### 47. DARPA More Eyes Program and SMS Psychological Operations (2:30:42–2:34:46)

A solicitation from the Combined Joint Psychological Operations Task Force reveals a program called "More Eyes." Developed by DARPA, the initiative uses SMS text messaging to track the attitudes and demographics of local populations in Afghanistan and potentially other regions, including the United States.

Keywords: [darpa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darpa.md), more eyes, [psyop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psyop.md), [sms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sms.md), regina dugan

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Ambassador McFaul's Twitter Diplomacy and Bill Gates Style (2:34:48–2:37:07)

US Ambassador to Russia Michael McFaul discusses his use of Twitter for "public diplomacy" after being barred from social media while working at the White House. The hosts note his mannerisms and presentation style closely resemble those of Bill Gates.

Keywords: [michael mcfaul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-mcfaul.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), public diplomacy, [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [bill gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/48.md)

### 49. Haiti Cholera Vaccine Controversy and WHO Approval (2:37:09–2:39:47)

A controversy emerges in Haiti regarding a mass cholera vaccination program. While critics argue for clean water and sanitation, the World Health Organization has approved the vaccine, which some locals still fear is an experimental medical trial.

Keywords: [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [cholera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cholera.md), [vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine.md), [world health organization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-health-organization.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/49.md)

### 50. Eurozone Debt Crisis and Fiscal Consolidation (2:39:48–2:45:15)

Herman Van Rompuy, President of the European Council, addresses the Eurozone debt crisis in a vlog. He admits the problem was caused by bailing out insufficiently supervised banks and advocates for "fiscal consolidation," which the hosts interpret as the centralization of European wealth in Brussels.

Keywords: [eurozone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eurozone.md), [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [herman van rompuy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/herman-van-rompuy.md), [fiscal consolidation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fiscal-consolidation.md), [bank bailouts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bank-bailouts.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/50.md)

### 51. EU Inheritance Tax and Global Government Trends (2:45:15–2:48:37)

The UK Independence Party (UKIP) debates a proposed EU property and inheritance tax. The hosts view this "death tax" as a way to ease the public into a centralized European tax system, part of a broader trend toward a global army and government.

Keywords: [inheritance tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inheritance-tax.md), [death tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/death-tax.md), [nigel farage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nigel-farage.md), [ukip](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukip.md), [global government](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-government.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/51.md)

### 52. Seattle Hospital Drill Scenario and Gunshot Wound Training (2:48:38–2:51:23)

A listener reports on a planned drill at Seattle hospitals involving a scenario of multiple local attacks downtown. The training focuses on managing hundreds of victims with varying degrees of burns and gunshot wounds, leading to host speculation about potential "false flag" events.

Keywords: [seattle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seattle.md), hospital drill, [gunshot wounds](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gunshot-wounds.md), burns, [false flag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/false-flag.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/52.md)

### 53. Kony 2012 Satire and AFRICOM Commentary (2:51:24–2:55:23)

The episode concludes with a satirical segment regarding the Kony 2012 viral video. The sketch features a fictional "General Baxter" from AFRICOM discussing how the video helps justify defense budgets and US military presence in Africa under the guise of humanitarian aid.

Keywords: [kony 2012](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kony-2012.md), [africom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/africom.md), [joseph kony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joseph-kony.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md), [child soldiers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/child-soldiers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/391-simulation-investment/chapter/53.md)

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