# Balochistan Baloney

> Energy interests collide in East Africa and Pakistan as the State Department maneuvers to secure natural gas pipelines under the cover of counter-terrorism operations.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 386
- **Published:** 2012-02-26
- **Length:** 2h 46m
- **Topics:** [TAPI Pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tapi-pipeline.md), [Balochistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/balochistan.md), Anadarko Petroleum, Google Privacy, Somalia Drones, Linguisa, Banking Resignations
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney

## About this episode

The United States is escalating its involvement in East Africa as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and the Obama administration pivot toward Somalia under the guise of counter-terrorism. While the State Department frames the London conference as a roadmap for Somali political stability, the discovery of massive natural gas reservoirs off the coast of Mozambique reveals the true driver of regional intervention. Anadarko Petroleum Corporation, featuring former military commanders on its board, stands at the center of a burgeoning energy corridor protected by CIA drone bases in Djibouti.

Geopolitical tensions are mounting over the TAPI and IPI pipeline projects as Congressman Dana Rohrabacher introduces a resolution for Balochistan independence. This move aims to destabilize Pakistan's 'Peace Pipeline' with Iran in favor of a Western-backed 'New Silk Road' route. Meanwhile, Google faces scrutiny for its digital dossier business model as Congresswoman Mary Bono Mack questions the ethics of scanning private emails for advertising arbitrage. In the financial sector, a wave of high-level banking resignations follows allegations of a $15 trillion fraud involving the Federal Reserve and the Royal Bank of Scotland.

Adam Curry recounts a harrowing breakdown in the Lincoln Tunnel in a 1982 Rolls Royce during his MTV years, while John C. Dvorak begins a national search for the best Portuguese linguisa. The show honors new knights Sir Jason Hoffman and Sir Incognito for their contributions to the value-for-value model. The segment concludes with a look at the 'man-gagement ring' trend and the suspicious timing of Bill Maher's million-dollar donation to a presidential Super PAC.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/transcript.md.

### 1. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak, Episode 386 Introduction (0:00–1:33)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open Episode 386 of the No Agenda show from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley. Curry describes his "war room" setup at Camp MoFo, where he has been mapping out connections related to the Leviathan project. The hosts briefly discuss PG Tips tea and Curry's late-night research into geopolitical pinpoints.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [camp mofo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/camp-mofo.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [leviathan project](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leviathan-project.md), episode 386

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Mike Huckabee, Republican Presidential Race Media Scripting (1:34–3:24)

A promotional clip for Mike Huckabee's show features former Republican candidates Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, and Tim Pawlenty. The presentation is compared to the reality show "Survivor," suggesting a scripted effort to bring candidates "back on the island" for entertainment value. Mike Huckabee is noted for his transition into show business and his penchant for playing the bass guitar.

Keywords: [mike huckabee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-huckabee.md), republican race, [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [survivor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/survivor.md), [herman cain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/herman-cain.md), [michele bachmann](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michele-bachmann.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/2.md)

### 3. No Agenda Global Listener Roll Call (3:24–5:48)

The hosts conduct a live roll call for listeners tuning in from across the globe, including locations such as the Netherlands, New Zealand, Argentina, and Germany. They emphasize that while 99.9% of the audience consumes the podcast, the live stream attracts a diverse international crowd. The chat room participants are acknowledged for their engagement during the Sunday morning broadcast.

Keywords: [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [podcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast.md), [live stream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/live-stream.md), [international listeners](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-listeners.md), [roll call](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roll-call.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Google Privacy Policy, Digital Dossier Business Model (5:49–8:00)

The discussion shifts to Google's privacy policies and the concept of a "digital dossier" used to sell advertisements. A critique is offered regarding the "do not track" browser buttons, which are likened to disconnected crosswalk buttons. The hosts argue that users are the product rather than the customers, as Google generates approximately $30 billion in annual revenue by assembling personal data.

Keywords: [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [bill of rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-of-rights.md), [privacy policy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy-policy.md), digital dossier, [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [data collection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-collection.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Media Scripting Fails, Mitt Romney Coverage (8:01–10:22)

A segment from a Fox News program featuring Judge Jeanine is analyzed for evidence of scripting. The hosts highlight a "script fail" where a commentator fumbles a line about Mitt Romney and the number of candidates in the race. Reference is made to a former producer of The McLaughlin Report who previously confirmed that such political talk shows are heavily choreographed.

Keywords: [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [judge jeanine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/judge-jeanine.md), [nancy grace](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-grace.md), mclaughlin report, script fail

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Hillary Clinton, World Bank Presidency Predictions (10:22–12:38)

John McLaughlin predicts that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will become the next head of the World Bank. The hosts suggest this narrative is being used to "soften up" the public for the transition. They also discuss her role in the "Friends of Syria" group and speculate on her physical exhaustion and political future compared to Bill Clinton.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [john mclaughlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mclaughlin.md), [world bank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-bank.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), friends of syria

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Google Email Scanning, Advertising Efficacy Skepticism (12:40–15:14)

Congresswoman Mary Bono Mack and others express concern over Google's policy of scanning email content for advertising purposes. The hosts argue that this "spying" is a publicity stunt to convince advertisers that Google's targeting is more effective than it actually is. They claim that most internet advertising is a "scam" that fails to produce meaningful results beyond basic geolocation.

Keywords: [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [gmail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gmail.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [geolocation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geolocation.md), safari bypass

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Ad Fraud, Botnets and Arbitrage (15:15–18:09)

The conversation explores the mechanics of online advertising fraud, specifically the use of botnets and "SEO experts" in India to generate fake clicks. This practice, described as arbitrage, allows companies to inflate performance metrics for venture capitalists. The hosts also mention the involvement of former Google executives in the Obama administration to leverage analytical data for political redistricting.

Keywords: [ad fraud](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ad-fraud.md), [botnets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/botnets.md), seo experts, [arbitrage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arbitrage.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [vivek kundra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vivek-kundra.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Advertising Industry Culture, Forbes Yacht Anecdote (18:09–22:12)

The hosts criticize the modern advertising industry, claiming it is run by inexperienced "millennials" who prioritize perks over product knowledge. An anecdote is shared about the Forbes yacht, "The Highlander," which was used to wine and dine media buyers in Manhattan to secure ad placements. They conclude that much of the industry is built on "gimmicks" rather than actual market science.

Keywords: advertising agencies, [media buyers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-buyers.md), [forbes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/forbes.md), [the highlander](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-highlander.md), [marissa mayer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marissa-mayer.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Cookie Blocking, Browser Tracking Reality (22:13–23:59)

An experiment in blocking all browser cookies reveals that most tracking mechanisms do not significantly impact the user experience when disabled. The hosts note that while some services like Google Maps require specific cookies, the vast majority of ad network cookies are unnecessary. They criticize the government's focus on "fair use" of data rather than empowering users to withhold it entirely.

Keywords: [cookies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cookies.md), browser tracking, [google plus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-plus.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), facebook login

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Salesforce, Vivek Kundra and Federal Cloud Reform (24:01–26:58)

Former U.S. Chief Information Officer Vivek Kundra's move to Salesforce is framed as a "scampane" involving the Obama administration. The hosts discuss the "Cloud2" initiative and the "Cloud Buyer's Guide," which they claim essentially directs government agencies to purchase services from Salesforce. Marc Benioff's fundraising efforts for the President are cited as evidence of a quid pro quo arrangement.

Keywords: [salesforce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/salesforce.md), [vivek kundra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vivek-kundra.md), [marc benioff](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marc-benioff.md), cloud2, federal it reform

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Executive Producer Donations, Karma and Knighting (26:59–33:58)

The hosts acknowledge significant financial contributions from "producers" including Alexander Selsanoff, Sid Incognito, and Jason Hoffman. A "karma war" between Sid Incognito and Dr. Nenninger is discussed, resulting in a knighting ceremony for several high-tier donors. The segment highlights the value of the "Human Resources" who fund the show's production through the Value-for-Value model.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), sid incognito, dr. nenninger, michelle figueroa

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/12.md)

### 13. No Agenda Art, Copyright and Parody (33:58–38:51)

The hosts discuss the requirements for No Agenda album art, advising artists to avoid tiny text and stolen images. They emphasize that while parody is protected, simply using a cartoonist's work without alteration can lead to legal issues. Micky Curry's progress with Photoshop is mentioned as an example of learning to repurpose images for humor and commentary.

Keywords: [album art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/album-art.md), [photoshop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/photoshop.md), [copyright](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copyright.md), [parody](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parody.md), [google images](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-images.md), micky curry

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Gas Price Spikes, Tim Geithner Explanation (38:51–41:55)

Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner explains the rise in global oil prices, attributing the spike to stronger economic growth and "saber rattling" from Iran. The hosts criticize his explanation, suggesting that the $40 monthly payroll tax extension is being immediately clawed back by higher fuel costs. They argue that gas prices are "rigged" rather than determined by simple supply and demand.

Keywords: [gas prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gas-prices.md), [tim geithner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tim-geithner.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [payroll tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/payroll-tax.md), energy production

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Gasoline Market Gouging, Supply Flow Mechanics (41:55–43:46)

The discussion focuses on how gasoline prices are set at the pump, with the hosts claiming that oil companies "gouge" consumers based on what the market will bear. They explain that because refineries must maintain a continuous flow of product, prices are manipulated to ensure consumption stays at a level that prevents system backups. The lack of fixed-price margins is highlighted as a primary cause of volatility.

Keywords: [gasoline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gasoline.md), [refineries](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refineries.md), [price gouging](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/price-gouging.md), [commodities](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commodities.md), [profit margins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/profit-margins.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/15.md)

### 16. ABC News, Nissan Leaf Product Placement (43:46–47:26)

An ABC News report on rising gas prices is criticized for transitioning into a lengthy advertisement for the Nissan Leaf electric car. The hosts suggest the report follows a "script" intended to push consumers toward electric vehicles while predicting $6 per gallon gas by the summer. They also point out potential conflicts of interest between ABC News executives and the Obama administration.

Keywords: [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [nissan leaf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nissan-leaf.md), [gas prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gas-prices.md), [diane sawyer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diane-sawyer.md), [george stephanopoulos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-stephanopoulos.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Adam Curry's Rolls Royce, Lincoln Tunnel Breakdown (47:27–50:15)

Adam Curry shares a personal anecdote about his 1982 Rolls Royce Silver Shadow II breaking down in the Lincoln Tunnel on a Friday afternoon during his MTV years. He describes the hostility from other drivers and the embarrassment of being pushed out of the tunnel by a tow truck. The story serves as a reflection on the downsides of owning high-profile luxury vehicles.

Keywords: [rolls royce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rolls-royce.md), lincoln tunnel, [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md), breakdown

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Somalia Conference, Al-Shabaab and Al-Qaeda Merger (50:16–55:08)

Hillary Clinton attends a conference in London regarding the political transition in Somalia. The hosts analyze her speech, focusing on the "roadmap" for a new Somali government and the reported merger between Al-Shabaab and Al-Qaeda. They suggest this "reverse merger" is a narrative tool used to justify increased military and financial intervention in the region.

Keywords: [somalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/somalia.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [al-shabaab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-shabaab.md), [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), amisom, [mogadishu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mogadishu.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/18.md)

### 19. East Africa Oil Exploration, Anadarko Petroleum (55:09–59:52)

The discovery of massive natural gas reservoirs off the coast of Mozambique and Somalia is identified as the true driver of U.S. interest in East Africa. Anadarko Petroleum Corporation is highlighted as a key player, with former military commander Kevin Chilton on its board. The hosts link the presence of a drone base in Djibouti to the protection and exploration of these hydrocarbon assets.

Keywords: anadarko petroleum, [mozambique](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mozambique.md), [djibouti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/djibouti.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [natural gas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/natural-gas.md), kevin chilton

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Hillary Clinton, Somali Airstrikes and Drones (59:53–1:05:03)

During a Q&A session, Hillary Clinton is questioned about the legitimacy of the Somali transitional government and the use of airstrikes. Despite her public denial of U.S. airstrike plans, the hosts point to news reports of drone crashes and Navy SEAL activity in Somalia. They characterize her statements as deceptive regarding the actual military operations taking place.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [somalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/somalia.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [airstrikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airstrikes.md), amisom, tfg

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Anadarko Board of Directors, Corporate Influence (1:05:04–1:07:26)

The hosts examine the board of directors of Anadarko Petroleum, noting connections to the Federal Reserve, the Trilateral Commission, and the Business Roundtable. They argue that these elite corporate interests dictate foreign policy to ensure access to energy resources. The segment emphasizes how earnings conference calls can reveal the true priorities of these global organizations.

Keywords: anadarko, [trilateral commission](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trilateral-commission.md), james hackett, [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md), [corporate boards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corporate-boards.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Natural Gas Prices, Fracking Economics (1:07:27–1:12:26)

An analyst's question during an Anadarko earnings call reveals the industry's struggle with "sub-$3" natural gas prices. The hosts explain that because gas is currently too cheap to be profitable for many fracking operations, companies are shifting focus to "liquids-rich" opportunities. They suggest that geopolitical instability is often used to "jack up" energy prices to benefit these corporations.

Keywords: [natural gas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/natural-gas.md), [fracking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fracking.md), [marcellus shale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marcellus-shale.md), henry hub, anadarko

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Pipeline Mapping, CIA Drone Operations (1:12:27–1:15:44)

Adam Curry attempts to demonstrate a map overlay showing the correlation between Middle Eastern pipelines and drone strike locations. He argues that the CIA, rather than the traditional military, manages drone operations to protect corporate energy infrastructure. The hosts discuss the tension between the CIA and the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) regarding these missions.

Keywords: [pipelines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pipelines.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [iraq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq.md), geocommons, mapping

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Syria Conflict, Blue Stream Pipeline Geopolitics (1:15:45–1:18:51)

The conflict in Syria is framed as a proxy war over natural gas pipelines, specifically Russia's "Blue Stream" extension. The hosts suggest that CIA-backed operatives are responsible for sabotaging pipelines in Homs to block Russian energy interests. They analyze statements from Obama and Clinton regarding the "transition" of the Assad regime as a move to secure Western energy dominance.

Keywords: [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [bashar al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bashar-al-assad.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), blue stream pipeline, [homs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homs.md), [pipelines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pipelines.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/24.md)

### 25. TAPI vs. IPI, The New Silk Road (1:18:52–1:24:22)

The geopolitical struggle between the TAPI (Turkmenistan-Afghanistan-Pakistan-India) and IPI (Iran-Pakistan-India) pipelines is detailed. The hosts explain that the U.S. supports the TAPI project, dubbed the "New Silk Road," to bypass Iran and Russia. Key locations like Balochistan and the Chinese-built port of Gwadar are identified as critical flashpoints in this "pipeline war."

Keywords: [tapi pipeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tapi-pipeline.md), ipi pipeline, [turkmenistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkmenistan.md), [balochistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/balochistan.md), gwadar, yusuf maimon

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Leviathan Gas Field, Mediterranean Pipeline Deals (1:24:23–1:28:48)

A $10 billion gas deal between Iraq, Iran, and Syria is discussed as a threat to Western interests in the Mediterranean. The hosts link this to the Leviathan gas field near Cyprus and Israel, suggesting that military interventions are designed to control the transmission of these resources. They conclude that the "perfect scam" involves using the military to protect pipelines while the CIA finances itself through drug trafficking.

Keywords: [leviathan field](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leviathan-field.md), [cyprus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyprus.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [mediterranean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mediterranean.md), [mark rich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-rich.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Balochistan Independence Resolution, Dana Rohrabacher (1:28:49–1:33:29)

Congressman Dana Rohrabacher introduces a resolution calling for the self-determination of Balochistan, a region in Pakistan. The hosts argue this is a strategic move to create a "revolution" that would allow the U.S. to control the TAPI pipeline route and cut off Iranian gas to India. They characterize Rohrabacher as a "stooge" for corporate energy interests.

Keywords: [balochistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/balochistan.md), [dana rohrabacher](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dana-rohrabacher.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), self-determination, [pipelines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pipelines.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Pakistan Aid, Pipeline Protection Racket (1:33:30–1:37:09)

The hosts describe U.S. military aid to Pakistan as a "protection racket" intended to ensure the country abandons the Iranian "Peace Pipeline" in favor of the TAPI project. They reference past threats to bomb Pakistan "back to the Stone Age" as the leverage used to secure cooperation. The segment concludes that the American public pays for this through both taxes and high gas prices.

Keywords: [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), tapi, ipi, [military aid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-aid.md), [richard armitage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/richard-armitage.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Listener Feedback, Ethanol and The Santorum Drink (1:37:11–1:42:13)

Listener feedback covers topics ranging from the chemical properties of ethanol to a satirical cocktail named "The Santorum." The hosts discuss how ethanol can help remove water from gas tanks but contains less energy than pure gasoline. The "Santorum" drink, involving peppermint patties and vodka, is presented as a humorous take on the presidential candidate's name.

Keywords: [ethanol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethanol.md), antabuse, [rick santorum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-santorum.md), peppermint patty, [vodka](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vodka.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Revenge Sex Karma, Salt Lake City Swingers (1:42:14–1:47:02)

A listener's request for "revenge sex karma" following a divorce leads to a discussion about the prevalence of "swinger" culture in Salt Lake City, Utah. John Dvorak shares an anecdote about a friend who became involved in the scene. The hosts express amusement and skepticism regarding the "predator couples" reportedly operating in the region.

Keywords: [salt lake city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/salt-lake-city.md), swingers, [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [divorce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/divorce.md), revenge sex

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Bank Fees, Drug Tests and Global Suffering (1:47:03–1:51:03)

Donations from listeners prompt discussions on bank transfer fees and a lesbian listener's upcoming drug test for a job. Another producer, "Joe the Dish Slave," requests karma for people suffering in parts of the world that lack oil pipelines, highlighting the disparity in international aid and attention.

Keywords: [bank fees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bank-fees.md), [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), [drug test](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-test.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Cable TV Cancellation, Palindrome Dates (1:51:05–1:56:16)

A listener reports canceling their cable TV subscription to save their children's minds, a move the hosts support. Another donor shares a story about a "palindrome" parking slip (02-21-12) and requests karma for a trip to Puerto Rico. The segment reinforces the show's community-driven nature through personal anecdotes and small-scale activism.

Keywords: [cable tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cable-tv.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [palindrome](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/palindrome.md), parking slip, [puerto rico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/puerto-rico.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Pipeline Research, Knighting of New Producers (1:56:16–2:00:10)

Adam Curry reflects on his exhaustive pipeline research while John Dvorak acknowledges the support of the "Human Resources." Three new knights—Sir Jason Hoffman, Sir Incognito, and Dr. Nenninger—are officially knighted for their $1,000+ contributions. The hosts emphasize that this financial support allows them to continue their deep-dive investigations into global affairs.

Keywords: [pipelines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pipelines.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), sir incognito, sir jason hoffman, dr. nenninger

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Man-gagement Rings, Bill Maher's Obama Donation (2:00:10–2:03:57)

The hosts discuss the trend of "man-gagement rings," with Adam Curry admitting he wears one. They then critique Bill Maher's $1 million donation to an Obama Super PAC, claiming the money actually came from Yahoo as part of a scripted publicity stunt. Maher is labeled a "douchebag" for presenting the corporate funds as a personal contribution.

Keywords: [bill maher](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-maher.md), [obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/obama.md), [super pac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/super-pac.md), man-gagement ring, [yahoo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yahoo.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Whitney Houston Casket Photo, Media Salaciousness (2:04:06–2:06:19)

The National Enquirer's publication of an open-casket photo of Whitney Houston sparks a debate on media ethics. While some commentators express outrage, the hosts argue the "fuss" is a distraction from more important issues like pipelines. They suggest the controversy was manufactured to promote the publication and keep the public focused on celebrity news.

Keywords: [whitney houston](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whitney-houston.md), [national enquirer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-enquirer.md), [gail king](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gail-king.md), [funeral](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/funeral.md), casket photo

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Kabul Interior Ministry Assassinations, NATO Withdrawal (2:06:20–2:11:46)

Two high-ranking U.S. military officers (a Colonel and a Major) are assassinated inside the Afghan Interior Ministry. The Taliban claims responsibility, citing revenge for Quran burnings. The hosts speculate that the officers may have been "patriots" who went rogue or were targeted because of their involvement in the TAPI pipeline project, noting the mainstream media's downplaying of their ranks.

Keywords: [kabul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kabul.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), interior ministry, [taliban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taliban.md), colonel, major, [quran burning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/quran-burning.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/36.md)

### 37. AMBO Pipeline, Kosovo-Serbia Agreement (2:11:47–2:15:12)

A new agreement between Kosovo and Serbia is identified as a move to secure the AMBO pipeline, which transports Caspian oil to the United States. The hosts dismiss the "religious conflict" narrative, arguing that the deal was facilitated by the "Enlargement Commissioner" to ensure the $1.1 billion pipeline remains operational. They link the intervention to the interests of Hillary Clinton and the EU.

Keywords: ambo pipeline, [kosovo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kosovo.md), [serbia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/serbia.md), caspian oil, [bulgaria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bulgaria.md), [macedonia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/macedonia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Military Personality Disorder Discharges, Benefit Denial (2:15:13–2:17:39)

A New York Times report reveals that the military may be misdiagnosing soldiers with "personality disorders" to avoid paying retirement and disability benefits. The hosts explain that because these disorders are considered pre-existing conditions, the Army can discharge service members without financial obligation. This practice is linked to the high rate of homelessness among veterans.

Keywords: personality disorder, [veterans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/veterans.md), [ptsd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ptsd.md), [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), military benefits

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/38.md)

### 39. New York Times, Terrorist Labeling and Drone Strikes (2:17:39–2:20:18)

The New York Times is criticized for its verbatim use of "terrorist" labels provided by anonymous officials. The hosts cite examples involving a Palestinian hunger striker and a report on CIA drone strikes by the Bureau of Investigative Journalism. They argue the "paper of record" acts as a propaganda arm for the government by smearing critics as Al-Qaeda sympathizers.

Keywords: [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), qader adnan, [drone strikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drone-strikes.md), [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [bureau of investigative journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bureau-of-investigative-journalism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Jeh Johnson, Belligerent US Citizens (2:20:20–2:23:52)

Pentagon lawyer Jeh Johnson delivers a speech at Yale Law School stating that "belligerent" U.S. citizens are valid military targets and do not enjoy immunity from drone strikes. The hosts analyze the dictionary definition of "belligerent," noting its broadness. They express concern that the term could be applied to anyone argumentative or "chippy," including themselves.

Keywords: [jeh johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeh-johnson.md), [yale law school](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yale-law-school.md), [belligerent](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/belligerent.md), [drone strikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drone-strikes.md), us citizens

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Global Banking Resignations, $15 Trillion Scam (2:23:56–2:29:03)

A massive wave of resignations among high-level banking executives worldwide is linked to a $15 trillion fraud allegation involving the Federal Reserve and the Royal Bank of Scotland. The hosts list numerous departures from institutions in New Zealand, Switzerland, Russia, and the Vatican. They speculate whether these executives are "scattering" due to a failed scam or cashing out after a successful one.

Keywords: banking resignations, [lord blackheath](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lord-blackheath.md), [world bank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-bank.md), [goldman sachs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldman-sachs.md), [interpol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/interpol.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Le Roy Tics, PANDAS Diagnosis (2:29:03–2:30:46)

The mysterious outbreak of tics among high school girls in Le Roy, New York, is reportedly resolved with a diagnosis of PANDAS (Pediatric Autoimmune Neuropsychiatric Disorder). The hosts note that the girls are being treated with antibiotics and are no longer appearing on television. They remain skeptical of the shifting medical explanations provided by media doctors like Drew Pinsky.

Keywords: [le roy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/le-roy.md), [tics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tics.md), [pandas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pandas.md), [antibiotics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antibiotics.md), [dr. drew pinsky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dr-drew-pinsky.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Best Linguisa in the US, Product Recommendations (2:30:47–2:32:29)

John Dvorak announces a quest to find the best linguisa (Portuguese sausage) in the United States, starting with a recommendation for Lopes Sausage in Newark, New Jersey. He invites producers to submit their own local favorites for a future webpage. The segment serves as a lighthearted break from the heavy geopolitical discussion.

Keywords: linguisa, lopes sausage, [newark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newark.md), portuguese food, kerry lutz

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Greek Bailout, Federal Reserve Currency Swaps (2:32:34–2:34:28)

The hosts discuss the Greek debt crisis, noting that Germany is sending 300 tax collectors to Greece to ensure bankers are repaid. They explain how the U.S. Federal Reserve facilitated a $2 trillion currency swap with the European Central Bank to prop up European banks. This "overnight swap" is described as a way to use American funds to bail out foreign financial institutions.

Keywords: [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [bailout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bailout.md), [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md), [currency swap](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/currency-swap.md), [ecb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ecb.md), tax collectors

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Netherlands Property Collapse, Dutch Facebook Culture (2:34:29–2:37:15)

The Dutch economy is predicted to contract due to high household debt and underwater mortgages, some as high as 175% of home value. The hosts criticize the "open curtain" culture of the Netherlands, which they claim has transitioned into a vapid Facebook culture where people pretend their lives are perfect. They foresee a significant property collapse in the "Gitmo Lowlands."

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), property collapse, [mortgages](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mortgages.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Irish President Michael D. Higgins, Referendum Demand (2:37:17–2:41:39)

Irish President Michael D. Higgins is praised for demanding a referendum on the new European fiscal treaty, which the hosts view as a rehash of the Lisbon Treaty. They play a clip of Higgins speaking in Gaelic, expressing support for his resistance to centralized EU taxing authority. The segment ends with a humorous "Family Guy" Star Wars clip.

Keywords: [ireland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ireland.md), michael d. higgins, [lisbon treaty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lisbon-treaty.md), [referendum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/referendum.md), [gaelic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gaelic.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Lemonade Stand Busts, Episode 386 Outro (2:41:40–2:46:56)

The show concludes with a John Stossel report on police shutting down children's lemonade stands due to vague regulations. Lawyer Harvey Silverglate notes that the "avalanche of new laws" makes criminals of almost all citizens. The hosts sign off from "Camp MoFo" in the "Drone Star State," followed by the Gitmo Nation National Anthem.

Keywords: lemonade stands, harvey silverglate, [john stossel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-stossel.md), [camp mofo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/camp-mofo.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/386-balochistan-baloney/chapter/47.md)

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