# Free Ponies for Everyone!

> Satirical candidate Vermin Supreme promises free ponies for all as the mainstream media coordinates a blackout of Ron Paul’s surging constitutionalist campaign.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 372
- **Published:** 2012-01-08
- **Length:** 2h 26m
- **Topics:** [Vermin Supreme](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vermin-supreme.md), [Ron Paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [SOPA](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sopa.md), [South Sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-sudan.md), Pony Economy, [Chemtrails](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemtrails.md), [Gold Standard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gold-standard.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone

## About this episode

Vermin Supreme disrupted the 2012 presidential cycle by appearing on C-SPAN with a boot on his head to propose a pony-based economy and zombie-powered energy. This satirical campaign highlights the absurdity of the Republican primary, where Jon Huntsman and Mitt Romney clashed over Mandarin fluency while George Stephanopoulos faced accusations of rigging debate questions to favor establishment candidates.

Media erasure of Ron Paul continues as CBS News and MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell omit his polling data despite strong New Hampshire numbers. Meanwhile, Rick Santorum faces scrutiny for his past sponsorship of Jerry Sandusky for an adoption award and his claims that falling unemployment is merely a result of hopeless citizens leaving the labor market. Internationally, the Obama administration authorized defense aid for South Sudan based on mass killing rumors that the UN later labeled a false alarm, while the State Department launched Farsi-language Twitter press conferences to influence Iranian digital spaces.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the mysterious electronic failure in a Hampshire village that silenced car locks and doorbells for two weeks. The duo also explores the sustainable food scene in Austin, Texas, where local farmers sell eggs named after the chickens that laid them. Guy Boazie is officially knighted for his contributions to the value-for-value model.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/transcript.md.

### 1. Skype Technical Issues and No Agenda Show Introduction (0:00–2:23)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 372 of the No Agenda show from Austin, Texas and Northern Silicon Valley. Dvorak reports persistent Skype crashes on his Windows 7 netbook despite performing no recent software changes. The hosts welcome listeners from the live stream and recount an anecdote about gaining a new listener via a shelf installer.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [skype](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skype.md), [windows 7](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-7.md), [netbook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netbook.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Republican Primary Debate Ratings and Diane Sawyer Criticism (2:24–4:47)

Television ratings for the Republican primary debate on ABC show a significant loss to NBC's football coverage, with the debate receiving only a 3.7 rating. The hosts criticize ABC for allegedly burying Ron Paul by giving him minimal speaking time. Diane Sawyer's performance as a moderator is mocked for her slow speech and repetitive saluting of the audience and troops.

Keywords: [republican debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-debate.md), [nbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc.md), [abc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc.md), [diane sawyer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diane-sawyer.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Jon Huntsman Mandarin Exchange and Foreign Asset Claims (4:49–6:40)

Jon Huntsman and Mitt Romney clashed during the debate when Huntsman spoke Mandarin Chinese, leading to a viral moment of Romney appearing frustrated. The hosts characterize Huntsman as a potential foreign asset or spy for China due to his linguistic skills and diplomatic background. Romney is described as acting like a "spoiled brat" in response to the exchange.

Keywords: [jon huntsman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jon-huntsman.md), [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [mandarin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandarin.md), [republican debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-debate.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/3.md)

### 4. George Stephanopoulos and the Contraception Question (6:41–9:07)

George Stephanopoulos questioned Mitt Romney on whether states have the right to ban contraception, a move the hosts view as a "rigged" attempt to discredit Romney. Ron Paul intervened by citing the 10th Amendment, which the hosts interpret as a subtle win for Paul's constitutionalist platform. The segment highlights the perceived bias of ABC News due to Stephanopoulos's ties to the Clinton administration.

Keywords: [george stephanopoulos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-stephanopoulos.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [10th amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/10th-amendment.md), [contraception](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/contraception.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Candidate Performance and Newt Gingrich Sports Gaffe (9:08–12:21)

Rick Perry is noted for his likability in recent appearances, while Newt Gingrich is criticized for a gaffe where he claimed he would be watching a college basketball championship that was actually a football game. Rick Santorum is described as having a sneering demeanor and being compared to a child who was never picked for sports. The hosts predict Gingrich will soon drop off the political radar.

Keywords: [rick perry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-perry.md), [newt gingrich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newt-gingrich.md), [rick santorum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-santorum.md), [college football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/college-football.md), [gaffe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gaffe.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Executive Producer Credits and Knighting of Guy Boazie (12:22–16:17)

The hosts acknowledge executive producers and donors, including Guy Boazie from Israel, who is knighted after fulfilling his donation requirements. Other donors mentioned include Zohir El-Hamri from Dublin and Mark Siring from Brooklyn, who donated in honor of Tom Starkweather's birthday. The segment reinforces the show's "value-for-value" model and the concept of "karma" for supporters.

Keywords: guy boazie, zohir el-hamri, [tom starkweather](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-starkweather.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/6.md)

### 7. No Agenda Value-for-Value Model and Open Source Branding (16:17–20:20)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak discuss the show's financial status, noting that donations are currently down. They encourage listeners to contribute based on the entertainment value they receive, comparing the cost to a movie ticket. The hosts emphasize that the show is "open source," allowing listeners to use their catchphrases and content without fear of trademark litigation.

Keywords: [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [open source](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/open-source.md), [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), [branding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/branding.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Domain Name Forwards and RonPaulWontWin.com (20:20–22:29)

Several new domain names have been registered by listeners to forward to the No Agenda site, including "prostateoftheunion.com" and "donatingisloving.com." Adam Curry highlights "ronpaulwontwin.com," a satirical site featuring a photo of Andrea Mitchell, designed to mock mainstream media's dismissal of Ron Paul's candidacy.

Keywords: [domain names](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/domain-names.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [andrea mitchell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrea-mitchell.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md), [website](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/website.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Adam Curry Interview on Australian Broadcasting Corporation (22:31–24:00)

Adam Curry discusses his recent interview on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) program "Dirty Disbelievers" hosted by Maynard. Despite an hour-and-a-half interview, the final broadcast was edited down to four and a half minutes. Curry views the appearance as a successful promotion of the No Agenda formula to a mainstream international audience.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [maynard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maynard.md), [abc australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-australia.md), dirty disbelievers, [interview](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/interview.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Andrea Mitchell and Media Erasure of Ron Paul (24:02–26:59)

Andrea Mitchell is criticized for allegedly reading a scripted attack against Ron Paul's foreign policy on MSNBC. The hosts also point out a CBS News segment where Ron Paul was completely omitted from a graphic showing New Hampshire primary polling, despite his significant standing in the race. This is presented as evidence of a coordinated media effort to ignore Paul's campaign.

Keywords: [andrea mitchell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrea-mitchell.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [cbs news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-news.md), [polling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/polling.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Rick Santorum on Unemployment and Labor Participation (26:59–28:27)

Rick Santorum is mocked for his explanation of falling unemployment numbers, where he suggested people are "staying out of the job market" because they are not hopeful. The hosts argue that Santorum's logic is flawed and ignores the reality of people losing benefits or being unable to find work, labeling his comments as out of touch.

Keywords: [rick santorum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-santorum.md), [unemployment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unemployment.md), labor participation rate, [job market](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/job-market.md), [economics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/economics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Mitt Romney Lobbyist Confrontation and Press Secretary Outburst (28:27–31:58)

An AP reporter confronted Mitt Romney regarding his senior advisor, Ron Kaufman, who is a registered lobbyist. Romney's defense—that Kaufman is an advisor but not "running" the campaign—is dismissed by the hosts as semantic dodging. The segment also covers Romney's press secretary, Eric Fehrnstrom, berating the journalist for his "unprofessional" questioning.

Keywords: [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), ron kaufman, [lobbyists](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lobbyists.md), [ap news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ap-news.md), eric fehrnstrom

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Phil Donahue on Warrior Nation and Anti-War Platforms (31:59–34:36)

Phil Donahue appeared on television to criticize the United States' evolution into a "warrior nation," noting that Ron Paul is the only candidate speaking against interventionism. The hosts agree with Donahue's assessment that an anti-war platform is often viewed as politically fatal in the current American landscape.

Keywords: [phil donahue](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phil-donahue.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/war.md), grenada, [interventionism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/interventionism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/13.md)

### 14. George Lucas and Red Tails War Glorification (34:38–35:58)

The hosts discuss the trailer for the George Lucas-produced film "Red Tails," criticizing it for glorifying war with high-gloss CGI and pep-rally-style dialogue. They contrast this with the gritty realism of "All Quiet on the Western Front," suggesting that modern cinema often treats historical conflict like a sports event.

Keywords: [george lucas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-lucas.md), red tails, [world war ii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-war-ii.md), [cinema](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cinema.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Vermin Supreme and the Pony Based Economy (36:02–41:17)

Satirical candidate Vermin Supreme appeared on C-SPAN's "Road to the White House," wearing a boot on his head and promoting a platform of free ponies for all Americans. Supreme's "pony-based economy" and his plan to harness "zombie power" for energy independence are discussed as a commentary on the absurdity of the political process.

Keywords: [vermin supreme](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vermin-supreme.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [new hampshire primary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-hampshire-primary.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md), [zombies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zombies.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Gold Standard Debate and History of US Currency (41:18–42:52)

The hosts discuss the feasibility of returning to the gold standard, a key Ron Paul platform. Dvorak reminisces about the transition away from silver certificates and US notes in the 1960s and 70s, noting the change in ink colors on currency and the eventual dominance of Federal Reserve notes.

Keywords: [gold standard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gold-standard.md), silver certificates, federal reserve notes, [currency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/currency.md), [1970s](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1970s.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/16.md)

### 17. George Stephanopoulos and Rick Santorum's Adoption Comments (42:53–46:34)

George Stephanopoulos is noted for taking over "This Week" on ABC, signaling a shift in the network's political coverage. The hosts also highlight a "gotcha" moment where Rick Santorum claimed gay couples only exist in "certain states" while discussing adoption laws. Additionally, Santorum's past sponsorship of Jerry Sandusky for an adoption award is mentioned.

Keywords: [george stephanopoulos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-stephanopoulos.md), [rick santorum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-santorum.md), [jerry sandusky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jerry-sandusky.md), gay adoption, [marriage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marriage.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Salon Magazine and Progressive Hypocrisy Regarding Ron Paul (46:36–50:39)

An article in Salon Magazine (likely by Glenn Greenwald) is discussed, which criticizes progressives for dismissing Ron Paul while ignoring President Obama's record on drone strikes, whistleblowers, and civil liberties. The hosts praise the article for exposing the hypocrisy of voters who prioritize old newsletters over current military actions.

Keywords: [salon magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/salon-magazine.md), [glenn greenwald](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-greenwald.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [progressives](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/progressives.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Mike Huckabee's Pedophile Comparison on Fox News (50:40–53:07)

During an appearance on Fox News, Mike Huckabee joked that Congress's 5% approval rating is "barely above a pedophile." The hosts criticize the remark as a failed attempt at stand-up comedy and a "douche knuckle" move, questioning the logic of who the remaining 4% of supporters would be.

Keywords: [mike huckabee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-huckabee.md), [congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congress.md), [approval ratings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/approval-ratings.md), rasmussen report, [humor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humor.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Fox News "No Goodniks" Gaffe and Media Incompetence (53:08–55:41)

A Fox News anchor is mocked for mishearing the term "no-goodnik" and repeatedly using the phrase "no goodness" during a segment about a missing toddler. The hosts use this as an example of the general lack of listening and professionalism in cable news, also criticizing the "fluff" found on PBS NewsHour.

Keywords: [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), [sputnik](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sputnik.md), [gaffe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gaffe.md), [broadcast news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/broadcast-news.md), [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Americans Elect and Council on Foreign Relations Ties (55:42–1:01:45)

The organization Americans Elect is scrutinized for its claims of being a nonpartisan online nominating convention. The hosts point out that its leadership, including Khalil Byrd, has ties to the Council on Foreign Relations and the International Crisis Group. They characterize the group as a "scam" funded by anonymous donors to install an establishment-friendly third-party candidate.

Keywords: americans elect, elliot ackerman, douglas schoen, [council on foreign relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/council-on-foreign-relations.md), [george soros](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-soros.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/21.md)

### 22. South Sudan Defense Aid and UN False Alarm (1:01:46–1:04:19)

President Obama issued a memorandum authorizing defense services and articles for South Sudan, citing national security and world peace. However, the UN subsequently reported that rumors of mass killings in the region—which served as the pretext for aid—were a "false alarm." The hosts frame this as a maneuver to send weapons to a new conflict zone.

Keywords: [south sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-sudan.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [arms export control act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arms-export-control-act.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), mass killings

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/22.md)

### 23. State Department Twitter Press Conferences and Iran Internet (1:04:20–1:09:02)

The US State Department has launched Twitter-based press conferences in multiple languages, including Farsi. A spokesperson claimed Iran is "adept at blocking the free flow of information," which the hosts dispute by noting the high volume of Farsi content online. They view these digital initiatives as blatant propaganda and "techno-expert" interference.

Keywords: [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [farsi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/farsi.md), [internet freedom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-freedom.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Nationalized Internet and SOPA Implications (1:09:09–1:11:59)

Dvorak discusses the concept of a "national internet," similar to models proposed in Belarus, where outside traffic is restricted. He suggests that legislation like SOPA could lead to a nationalized US internet under the guise of security, while hackers and tech-savvy users would be forced to use VPNs to bypass government walls.

Keywords: [sopa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sopa.md), national internet, [belarus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/belarus.md), [censorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/censorship.md), [vpn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vpn.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/24.md)

### 25. US Funding for Global Internet Activists (1:11:59–1:14:59)

The State Department revealed it spends $70 million annually on programs to help activists bypass government censorship in countries like Iran. Over 7,500 activists have been trained in these "shadow" internet technologies. The hosts argue that funding foreign dissidents to bypass their own laws is an act of digital warfare.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [internet freedom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-freedom.md), [activists](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/activists.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Financial War on Iran and Historical Parallels (1:15:01–1:16:37)

Analysts on Charlie Rose discussed the "unprecedented" financial war being waged against Iran, including an embargo on oil sales and sanctions on its central bank. A comparison is made to the US oil embargo on Japan prior to Pearl Harbor, suggesting that extreme economic pressure could lead to a violent military response.

Keywords: [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [oil embargo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-embargo.md), [central bank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/central-bank.md), [pearl harbor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pearl-harbor.md), [sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctions.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Sustainable Food and Austin Farmers Markets (1:16:38–1:20:16)

Adam Curry shares his experiences with the local food scene in Austin, Texas, highlighting bread and butter pickles from the Otmer family farm. He discusses the "sustainable food community" where eggs are sold with the names of the chickens and produce is significantly cheaper than at Whole Foods.

Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [farmers market](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/farmers-market.md), [sustainable food](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sustainable-food.md), otmer family farm, [pickles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pickles.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Donating is Loving and Failed Promotion Experiments (1:20:18–1:22:00)

The hosts reflect on their various attempts to encourage donations, such as the "drunk stream" or "empty your PayPal" campaigns, which they admit have largely failed. They settle on the "donating is loving" (or "donation is love") meme as their current experimental branding, noting that the "douchebag call-out" remains their most successful long-term segment.

Keywords: donating is loving, [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), experiments, [branding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/branding.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Listener Donations and Job Karma Requests (1:22:01–1:27:41)

A series of donations are read, including a $121.21 contribution from Devin Ostendorf and a "MILF" (Mother I'd Like to Follow) from Marysville, Kansas. Many donors request "karma" for Ron Paul's campaign or for personal job interviews. The hosts provide the requested karma and discuss the meaning of "MILF" as "Music I'd Like to Forget" according to Maynard.

Keywords: devin ostendorf, [gary johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gary-johnson.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [milf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/milf.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Birthday Shoutouts and YourScrew.org Forward (1:27:42–1:29:39)

The hosts provide birthday wishes for Tom Starkweather and Ray Jacobson, the latter of whom is turning 50 on Friday the 13th. Jacobson also registered "yourscrew.org" to forward to the No Agenda website. The segment concludes the donor and birthday acknowledgments for the episode.

Keywords: [tom starkweather](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-starkweather.md), ray jacobson, [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [domain names](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/domain-names.md), yourscrew.org

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/30.md)

### 31. No Agenda Independence and NDAA Concerns (1:29:42–1:32:13)

Adam Curry emphasizes the show's lack of commercial compromise compared to outlets like PBS. He references recent legislation (NDAA) that allows for the indefinite detention of citizens for "supporting terrorism," expressing concern over the vague definitions that could target independent journalists or commentators.

Keywords: [ndaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ndaa.md), [gitmo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md), [independent media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/independent-media.md), [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/31.md)

### 32. iTunes Download Issues and Apple Sysadmin (1:32:14–1:34:37)

The show experienced a two-week outage on iTunes due to an image-resizing bug in the iOS 5 environment. An anonymous system administrator at Apple helped identify the issue, which involved Apple's servers stripping and resizing mp3 artwork. The hosts thank the "good guys on the inside" for maintaining the infrastructure.

Keywords: [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [itunes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/itunes.md), ios 5, [mp3](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mp3.md), [sysadmin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sysadmin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/32.md)

### 33. No Agenda Merchandise and Knighting of Guy Boazie (1:34:38–1:37:05)

A listener in Canada reports on the high quality of No Agenda "slave" t-shirts, claiming they are resistant to maple syrup stains. The segment concludes with the formal knighting of Guy Boazie, who contributed $1,000 and provided direct assistance to the Curry family, officially making him a Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable.

Keywords: guy boazie, [merchandise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merchandise.md), [t-shirts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/t-shirts.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Mystery Electronic Failure in Hampshire Village (1:37:04–1:40:56)

Residents of a village in Hampshire, UK, reported a mysterious failure of all electronic devices, including car locks and doorbells, for two weeks. While the Daily Mail suggested a solar flare or military microwave generator, Adam Curry suspects a secret EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse) test from a nearby military base, despite the electronics eventually returning to functionality.

Keywords: hampshire, [daily mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daily-mail.md), [emp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emp.md), [military base](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-base.md), [electronics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electronics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Long Island Chemtrail Hearings and Drone Technology (1:40:56–1:42:51)

Residents on Long Island held a public hearing to demand a bill stopping the persistent spraying of "contrails" over their community. The hosts discuss the "chemtrail" phenomenon and joke about developing drone technology to deliver targeted dosages of chemicals to specific households.

Keywords: [long island](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/long-island.md), [chemtrails](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemtrails.md), [contrails](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/contrails.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [legislation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legislation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Jersey Shore Quiz on The Ellen Show (1:42:52–1:44:33)

A segment from Ellen DeGeneres's show featured cast members from "Jersey Shore" failing to define a political "caucus," with one participant confusing it with a "carcass." The hosts use this to highlight the low level of political discourse in mainstream entertainment, noting the high ratings for such programs.

Keywords: [ellen degeneres](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ellen-degeneres.md), [jersey shore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jersey-shore.md), [snooki](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snooki.md), [caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/caucus.md), [television](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/television.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/36.md)

### 37. The Case of Jakadrien Turner and Colombian Deportation (1:44:33–1:48:13)

The story of a 15-year-old girl from Houston who was mistakenly deported to Colombia after claiming to be an illegal immigrant is analyzed. The hosts find the media narrative—that she successfully posed as a 21-year-old Colombian woman named Tika Lame Cortez—to be highly suspicious and potentially a "scam" or distraction.

Keywords: jakadrien turner, [colombia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colombia.md), [deportation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deportation.md), [ice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ice.md), [houston](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/houston.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Drug Sniffing Dogs and Fourth Amendment Rights (1:48:16–1:54:32)

A Supreme Court case regarding the use of drug-sniffing dogs on a suspect's porch is discussed. The hosts argue that dogs are "trained to lie" to provide police with probable cause for warrantless searches. They predict that "terrorist-sniffing dogs" will be the next evolution in domestic surveillance.

Keywords: [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [drug dogs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-dogs.md), [fourth amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fourth-amendment.md), [warrantless search](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/warrantless-search.md), [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Bill O'Reilly on ACLU Candidate Ratings (1:54:32–1:56:12)

Bill O'Reilly criticized the ACLU for giving Ron Paul higher marks on civil liberties than Barack Obama. The hosts mock O'Reilly's outrage, noting that it is obvious Paul supports civil liberties more than Obama, who they claim has expanded the use of predator drones and extrajudicial actions.

Keywords: [bill o'reilly](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-o-reilly.md), [aclu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aclu.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [civil liberties](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civil-liberties.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Pentagon Hot Mic and New Hampshire Predictions (1:56:12–1:59:41)

A "hot mic" at the Pentagon captured journalists discussing potential layoffs if Ron Paul were to win the presidency and cut the defense budget. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak offer their predictions for the New Hampshire primary, with Curry forecasting 40% for Romney and 18% for Ron Paul.

Keywords: [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [new hampshire primary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-hampshire-primary.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/40.md)

### 41. European Debt Crisis and Gold Market Trends (1:59:44–2:03:58)

The Euro has hit a 16-month low against the dollar, dropping below $1.27. The hosts discuss "Super Mario" (Mario Draghi) and the printing of money to support bond auctions. They note a shift in market trends where gold is beginning to move independently of the Euro's fluctuations.

Keywords: [euro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euro.md), [gold](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gold.md), super mario, bond auction, esfs

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Greece State Asset Sell-Off and Chinese Investment (2:03:59–2:09:41)

Greece is selling off state assets to pay down debt, including four Airbus A340 jets sold for a fraction of their retail value. Other assets on the privatization list include ports, airports, and the national lottery. Meanwhile, China has invested 2.7 billion Euros in the Portuguese power grid, which the hosts see as a strategic takeover of European infrastructure.

Keywords: [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), airbus a340, [privatization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privatization.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [portugal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portugal.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Lele Mora Suicide Attempt and Berlusconi Scandals (2:09:42–2:11:26)

Dario "Lele" Mora, a celebrity talent scout involved in Silvio Berlusconi's "Bunga Bunga" parties, reportedly attempted suicide in prison. Mora was jailed for fraudulent bankruptcy. The hosts discuss the ongoing legal troubles of Berlusconi's inner circle as they face trial for various scandals.

Keywords: lele mora, [silvio berlusconi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silvio-berlusconi.md), [bunga bunga](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bunga-bunga.md), [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [suicide attempt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/suicide-attempt.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Hyper-Rich Island Collecting and PrivateIslandsOnline.com (2:11:28–2:13:12)

A discussion of "privateislandsonline.com" reveals that many tech billionaires and hyper-rich individuals are "collecting" islands as status symbols. The hosts mention that Greek islands are currently for sale and speculate on the exclusive community of island owners that exists among the global elite.

Keywords: private islands, tech billionaires, [larry ellison](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/larry-ellison.md), [greece](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greece.md), [real estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/44.md)

### 45. SOPA Blackout Rumors and Corporate Interests (2:13:12–2:15:51)

Rumors of a massive internet blackout on January 23rd to protest SOPA are dismissed by the hosts as a "meme" with no basis in reality. They argue that companies like Google, Facebook, and Amazon have fiduciary duties to shareholders that would prevent them from ever shutting down their services voluntarily.

Keywords: [sopa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sopa.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [blackout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blackout.md), [cnet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnet.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Protect IP Act and Senate Co-Sponsors (2:15:52–2:20:46)

The hosts suggest that SOPA is a "red herring" designed to distract from the Protect IP Act (S-968) in the Senate. They read a list of co-sponsors for the bill, including Al Franken, John McCain, and Dianne Feinstein, noting that the legislation uses the Lanham Act to target domain names and intellectual property.

Keywords: [protect ip act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protect-ip-act.md), [sopa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sopa.md), [patrick leahy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patrick-leahy.md), [al franken](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-franken.md), [john mccain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mccain.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Pakistan Internal Reports and Abbottabad Visit (2:20:46–2:23:07)

A producer in Pakistan provides an update on the country's economic situation and his plans to visit the mansion in Abbottabad where Osama bin Laden was allegedly killed. He notes the strangeness of the location and the lack of luxuries in the compound, while the hosts joke about the prevalence of US drones in the region.

Keywords: [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [abbottabad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abbottabad.md), [osama bin laden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/osama-bin-laden.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), pashawar

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/47.md)

### 48. The Obamas Book Release and Show Outro (2:23:08–2:26:08)

The hosts preview the upcoming book "The Obamas" by Jody Kantor, which reportedly details Michelle Obama's frustrations with the White House staff and Valerie Jarrett's influence. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak sign off, promising a full review of the book and the New Hampshire primary results in the next episode.

Keywords: the obamas, jody kantor, [michelle obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-obama.md), [valerie jarrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-jarrett.md), [book review](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/book-review.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/372-free-ponies-for-everyone/chapter/48.md)

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