# Dead Herring in Norway!

> Executive overreach reaches a fever pitch as the White House bypasses the Senate and new legislation targets the very definition of American citizenship.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 371
- **Published:** 2012-01-05
- **Length:** 2h 28m
- **Topics:** [Recess Appointments](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recess-appointments.md), Enemy Expatriation, Norway Herring, [Iowa Caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa-caucus.md), NPR Underwriting, Drone Surveillance
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway

## About this episode

President Barack Obama bypassed the Senate to appoint Richard Cordray as head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, sparking a constitutional debate over executive authority. While the Senate maintained pro-forma sessions to prevent such a move, Press Secretary Jay Carney defended the appointments as a necessary response to Republican obstruction. This expansion of executive power coincided with the signing of the Belarus Democracy and Human Rights Act, which authorizes U.S. funding for international broadcasting and internet interference in Eastern Europe.

House Resolution 1892 codified the official history of the Osama Bin Laden raid, naming him the sole architect of the September 11 attacks while allocating over half a billion dollars for CIA retirement funds. Meanwhile, the Enemy Expatriation Act proposes that U.S. nationals lose their citizenship for supporting hostilities, working in tandem with the NDAA to allow military detention of former citizens. In Texas, the Department of State Health Services began airdropping 1.8 million doses of rabies vaccines in fish-meal packets, while ICE faced scrutiny after wrongfully deporting 15-year-old Jakadrien Turner to Colombia. In the media sector, NPR faces accusations of editorial compromise as Vanderbilt University Medical Center and the Mayo Clinic purchase underwriting that mirrors traditional advertising.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the Iowa Caucus as a scripted reality show, noting the suspicious CNN satellite glitch that silenced Corporal Jesse Thorsen during a live interview. The duo explores the mystery of tens of thousands of dead herring in Norway and the potential for a Dvorak Curry Drones traffic surveillance venture. The episode concludes with a critique of Michelle Obama’s appearance on iCarly and the strange requirement for children to address her as Your Excellency.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/transcript.md.

### 1. Presidential X-Factor Reality Show, Iowa Caucus Predictions (0:00–2:47)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the program from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley. They review Dvorak's successful predictions regarding the Iowa Caucus results, where he accurately forecasted a Mitt Romney victory followed by Rick Santorum and Ron Paul. The hosts characterize the political process as a scripted reality show designed for television ratings.

Keywords: [iowa caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa-caucus.md), [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [rick santorum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-santorum.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [presidential election](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/presidential-election.md), [predictions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/predictions.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Iowa Caucus Scripting, Ron Paul Delegate Strategy (2:48–5:18)

The discussion centers on the perceived theatrical nature of the Iowa Caucus, comparing it to a scripted television production. While Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney traded leads for the cameras, the Ron Paul campaign focused on the ground game of securing delegates. The hosts argue the caucus is a facade where final results can be manipulated by party leadership at later meetings.

Keywords: [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [iowa caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa-caucus.md), [delegates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/delegates.md), [election rigging](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/election-rigging.md), [political theater](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-theater.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/2.md)

### 3. CNN and Fox News Election Coverage, Media Personalities (5:18–7:06)

A critique of the cable news coverage of the Iowa Caucus highlights the behavior of anchors and the technical presentation. Observations are made regarding Erin Burnett's appearance on CNN and Megyn Kelly's presentation on Fox News. The hosts suggest the delay in final results was a tactic to fulfill advertising "make-goods" for sponsors during the late-night broadcast.

Keywords: [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), [anderson cooper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anderson-cooper.md), [erin burnett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/erin-burnett.md), [megyn kelly](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/megyn-kelly.md), [television production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/television-production.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Linda Upmeyer C-SPAN Interview, Iowa Vote Counting Concerns (7:06–10:36)

Audio from C-SPAN features Linda Upmeyer, president of the Iowa Caucus, responding to a caller's concerns about votes being counted behind closed doors or in Illinois. The hosts analyze her vague responses regarding the central tallying location in Des Moines. They highlight the potential for numbers to be falsified during the transition from local caucuses to the central reporting office.

Keywords: linda upmeyer, [iowa caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa-caucus.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [voter fraud](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voter-fraud.md), [election integrity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/election-integrity.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/4.md)

### 5. CNN Satellite Glitch, Corporal Jesse Thorsen Interview (10:38–13:49)

CNN reporter Dana Bash interviews Corporal Jesse Thorsen, an active-duty soldier supporting Ron Paul, before the satellite feed abruptly cuts out. The hosts interpret this technical failure as intentional censorship by the network to prevent a soldier from speaking against foreign wars. They mock Anderson Cooper's subsequent denial that the glitch was purposeful.

Keywords: [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [dana bash](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dana-bash.md), jesse thorsen, [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [censorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/censorship.md), [military](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Stephen Colbert, Caucus Blocker Phrase (13:49–14:41)

The hosts discuss a recurring visual gag on The Colbert Report involving words flying around Stephen Colbert. They note the brief appearance and disappearance of the phrase "caucus blocker," leading to a brief discussion about the double entendre and the show's humor.

Keywords: [stephen colbert](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stephen-colbert.md), the colbert report, [caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/caucus.md), [wordplay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wordplay.md), [comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Mitt Romney 2008 vs 2012 Vote Totals (14:42–16:12)

A comparison of Mitt Romney's performance in the 2008 and 2012 Iowa Caucuses reveals nearly identical vote totals, with only a six-vote difference. The hosts speculate on the status of Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann, suggesting Perry was encouraged to stay in the race by "producers" to maintain the narrative for upcoming episodes of the political cycle.

Keywords: [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [iowa caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa-caucus.md), vote counts, [rick perry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-perry.md), [michelle bachmann](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-bachmann.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney Liar Accusation (16:13–17:40)

Newt Gingrich explicitly calls Mitt Romney a liar during a media appearance, citing Romney's claims regarding his lack of involvement with his supporting Political Action Committee (PAC). The hosts discuss how this aggressive stance is intended to boost ratings for the upcoming Republican debates.

Keywords: [newt gingrich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newt-gingrich.md), [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), political action committee, [pac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pac.md), [lying](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lying.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Republican Debate Staging, Candidate Positioning Strategy (17:41–22:12)

The hosts simulate a production meeting to determine the optimal stage placement for candidates in the next debate. They discuss positioning Mitt Romney in the center, flanked by Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich to maximize conflict. The strategy involves marginalizing Ron Paul and Rick Perry on the ends of the stage while debating whether to include Jon Huntsman.

Keywords: [republican debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-debate.md), [new hampshire primary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-hampshire-primary.md), [rick santorum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-santorum.md), [jon huntsman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jon-huntsman.md), television staging

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Pat Robertson, Economic Collapse Prophecy (22:13–26:41)

Pat Robertson claims on the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) that God spoke to him about the future of the United States. While refusing to name the next president, Robertson predicts a period of maximum peril and internal stress. He dismisses threats like EMPs or solar flares, stating that God revealed an impending economic collapse instead.

Keywords: pat robinson, [cbn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbn.md), [prophecy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prophecy.md), [economic collapse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/economic-collapse.md), [emp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emp.md), [religion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/religion.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Executive Producer Donations, Value for Value (26:41–31:34)

The hosts acknowledge high-tier donors and executive producers for the episode. Jason Hoffman contributes $371.71, while Inger Moe, Charles Friedman, Jesse Anderson, and Mike Levin provide significant support. They discuss the "Value for Value" funding model and address listener feedback regarding the show's technical issues and content.

Keywords: [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), jason hoffman, inger moe, cordell anderson, mike levin

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/11.md)

### 12. No Agenda Merchandise, Radio Call-in Propagation (31:35–34:49)

A debate occurs regarding the promotion of mugs and shirts versus direct donations. The hosts also play a clip of a listener, Bill Edelen, calling into a radio show to promote the No Agenda podcast. They encourage listeners to "propagate the formula" by mentioning the show on other media platforms while remaining sober.

Keywords: [no agenda nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md), [merchandise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merchandise.md), bill edelen, [radio call-in](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/radio-call-in.md), [propagation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propagation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Rick Santorum, Neuro-Linguistic Programming Techniques (34:55–39:04)

The hosts analyze Rick Santorum's use of Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP) in his public speaking. They focus on his habit of inserting the word "why" followed immediately by "because" to lead the audience to his conclusions without allowing time for critical thought. They experiment with using the technique themselves to demonstrate its persuasive power.

Keywords: [rick santorum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-santorum.md), [nlp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nlp.md), [neuro-linguistic programming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neuro-linguistic-programming.md), [rhetoric](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rhetoric.md), [persuasion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/persuasion.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Rick Santorum, Doublespeak and Policy Contradictions (39:04–41:37)

Audio clips of Rick Santorum demonstrate complex rhetorical maneuvers regarding his stance on abortion exceptions and government size. The hosts highlight his "less-less government" comment as a prime example of political doublespeak. They argue these linguistic gymnastics are designed to protect him from accusations of flip-flopping.

Keywords: [rick santorum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-santorum.md), doublespeak, abortion policy, limited government, [rhetoric](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rhetoric.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Belarus Democracy and Human Rights Act of 2011 (41:38–45:43)

President Obama signed nine bills into law during the Iowa Caucus, including the Belarus Democracy and Human Rights Act. The legislation authorizes the U.S. to support democratic movements and fund international broadcasting like Radio Liberty and Voice of America to Belarus. The hosts suggest this is a geopolitical move involving propaganda and internet interference.

Keywords: [belarus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/belarus.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [human rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [radio liberty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/radio-liberty.md), [osce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/osce.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Redaction Authority, Belarus Oil Interests (45:44–47:32)

The hosts discuss House Resolution 1059, which expands the redaction powers of the Department of Homeland Security and other government committees. They link the U.S. interest in Belarus to significant oil shale deposits and ongoing tariff disputes between Belarus and Russia involving Exxon and Vladimir Putin.

Keywords: [belarus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/belarus.md), oil shale, [department of homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-homeland-security.md), [redaction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/redaction.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Petroleum Economy, Internal Combustion Defense (47:33–49:17)

A discussion on the foundational role of oil in modern society emphasizes that transportation, construction, and plastics are entirely dependent on petroleum. The hosts dismiss renewable energy as a "pipe dream" and argue that the global economy cannot function without the internal combustion engine.

Keywords: [petroleum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/petroleum.md), [oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil.md), [internal combustion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internal-combustion.md), [renewable energy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/renewable-energy.md), [plastics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plastics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Intelligence Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2012 (49:17–53:37)

House Resolution 1892 authorizes funding for numerous intelligence agencies, including the CIA, NSA, and FBI. The act includes a classified schedule of authorizations that the President cannot publicly disclose. It also establishes a new Chief Information Officer (CIO) position for the intelligence community and allocates over half a billion dollars for CIA retirement funds.

Keywords: [intelligence authorization act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence-authorization-act.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [national intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-intelligence.md), [budget](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/budget.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Osama Bin Laden, Official History Codification (53:38–56:01)

The Intelligence Authorization Act codifies the official history of the raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. The record names Bin Laden as the sole architect of the September 11 attacks and attributes other international bombings, such as the Madrid and London attacks, to his planning. The hosts dispute the accuracy of these historical claims.

Keywords: [osama bin laden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/osama-bin-laden.md), [abbottabad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abbottabad.md), [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [9/11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/9-11.md), official record, madrid bombings

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Intelligence Community, Professional Magnificence and Memorials (56:01–1:00:50)

The official record praises the "seamless collaboration" and "sheer professional magnificence" of the intelligence community and armed forces during the Bin Laden operation. The legislation mandates the creation of a report by the Center for the Study of Intelligence to memorialize the events for future generations. The hosts mock the hyperbolic language used in the official text.

Keywords: [james clapper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-clapper.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [george w bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-w-bush.md), [intelligence community](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence-community.md), [memorial](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/memorial.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Unmanned Aerial Vehicles, Subway Security and TSA (1:00:50–1:03:11)

The act addresses the use of unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) by the Department of Homeland Security along the U.S.-Mexico border. It also prioritizes security for railway and subway networks, suggesting an expansion of TSA-style screening to public transit. The hosts contrast this with President Obama's previous promises that train travel would not require removing shoes.

Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [uav](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uav.md), [department of homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-homeland-security.md), [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), subway security, [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Enemy Expatriation Act, Loss of Nationality (1:03:12–1:05:38)

House Resolution 3166, the Enemy Expatriation Act, proposes that U.S. nationals can lose their citizenship for engaging in or supporting hostilities against the United States. The hosts explain how this works in tandem with the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) to allow the military to detain former citizens without trial once their nationality is stripped.

Keywords: enemy expatriation act, charles dent, nationality, [ndaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ndaa.md), [citizenship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/citizenship.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Jakadrien Turner, Wrongful Deportation to Colombia (1:05:40–1:06:40)

A 15-year-old American girl from Texas, Jakadrien Turner, was wrongfully deported to Colombia by ICE after giving a fake name that matched a Colombian fugitive. Despite not speaking Spanish, she was sent to a foreign country where she worked as a maid before the error was discovered. The hosts use the story to illustrate the failures of the immigration system.

Keywords: jakadrien turner, [ice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ice.md), [deportation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deportation.md), [colombia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colombia.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [human rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Kim Kardashian, California Millionaire Tax Initiative (1:06:41–1:08:42)

Proponents of a California initiative to raise income taxes on millionaires are using Kim Kardashian's name to gain media attention. The campaign highlights that Kardashian pays a similar tax percentage to those earning $47,000 a year despite her multi-million dollar income. The hosts discuss the effectiveness of using celebrity names to peddle political agendas.

Keywords: [kim kardashian](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kim-kardashian.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [taxes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxes.md), [income tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/income-tax.md), [celebrity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/celebrity.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Michelle Obama, iCarly Appearance and Titles (1:08:43–1:10:36)

First Lady Michelle Obama makes a guest appearance on the Nickelodeon show iCarly. The hosts critique a clip where the child actors are coached on how to address her, including the suggestion of "Your Excellency." They view the segment as a form of cultural programming for children.

Keywords: [michelle obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-obama.md), icarly, [nickelodeon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nickelodeon.md), [first lady](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/first-lady.md), your excellency

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Iran, Strait of Hormuz and Nuclear Goading (1:10:37–1:13:14)

The discussion explores whether the U.S. is goading Iran into developing nuclear weapons by citing the fate of Muammar Gaddafi after he abandoned his nuclear program. The hosts analyze the strategic importance of the Strait of Hormuz and the presence of U.S. aircraft carriers in the region as a means of escalating tensions.

Keywords: [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [strait of hormuz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/strait-of-hormuz.md), [nuclear weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nuclear-weapons.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [muammar gaddafi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muammar-gaddafi.md), [aircraft carrier](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aircraft-carrier.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Oil Prices, Globalist Collusion and China (1:13:15–1:15:58)

The hosts suggest that tensions in the Strait of Hormuz are being manufactured by global oil interests to drive up prices. They mention Marc Rich and Glencore as players in the international oil trade. They argue that Iran would not actually close the strait because it would harm their primary customer, China, and destroy their own economy.

Keywords: [oil prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-prices.md), [glencore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glencore.md), marc rich, [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [strait of hormuz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/strait-of-hormuz.md), [speculation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/speculation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/27.md)

### 28. China in Africa, Infrastructure vs. Health Investment (1:16:00–1:20:43)

A congressional subcommittee hearing compares U.S. and Chinese strategies in Africa. While the U.S. focuses on health programs and "investing in people," China is building massive infrastructure projects like roads and stadiums using Chinese labor. The hosts argue that China's approach is more effective for long-term influence, effectively turning Africa into a resource colony.

Keywords: [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [africa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/africa.md), [infrastructure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/infrastructure.md), [usaid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usaid.md), [investment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/investment.md), [colonialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colonialism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Haiti Earthquake Relief, Misallocation of Funds (1:20:44–1:23:38)

An analysis of Haiti earthquake relief funds reveals that the largest recipient of U.S. aid was the U.S. government itself, with hundreds of millions reimbursed to the Department of Defense and other agencies. Only 1% of humanitarian funding went directly to the Haitian government, while the majority was cycled back to donor-country entities and private contractors.

Keywords: [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [earthquake relief](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earthquake-relief.md), [usaid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usaid.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [department of defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-defense.md), [ngos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ngos.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Clinton Bush Haiti Fund, Luxury Hotel Construction (1:23:39–1:27:56)

The Clinton Bush Haiti Fund is criticized for donating only $2 million to general construction while allocating $29 million for a for-profit luxury hotel. A leaked diplomatic cable from U.S. Ambassador Kenneth Merton titled "The Gold Rush Is On" is cited as evidence that the disaster was viewed as a business opportunity for international corporations.

Keywords: [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [george w bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-w-bush.md), [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [marriott](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marriott.md), [gold rush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gold-rush.md), [wikileaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikileaks.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/30.md)

### 31. NPR Underwriting, Pharmaceutical and Hospital Advertising (1:27:59–1:31:59)

NPR is accused of blurring the line between corporate underwriting and traditional advertising. The hosts play clips showing that major hospitals like the Mayo Clinic and Vanderbilt University Medical Center are buying "ad time" on the network. They argue that NPR's reporting has become an "advertorial" platform for the medical-industrial complex.

Keywords: [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [underwriting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/underwriting.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [mayo clinic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mayo-clinic.md), [vanderbilt university](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vanderbilt-university.md), [pharmaceuticals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pharmaceuticals.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Vanderbilt Medical Center, NPR Marketing Strategy (1:31:59–1:35:14)

The Chief Marketing Officer of Vanderbilt University Medical Center explains that their national NPR campaign aims to attract patients, students, and faculty. Marketing experts suggest the primary goal is to secure patient referrals from physicians who listen to the network. The hosts highlight the commercial nature of these "public" media partnerships.

Keywords: [vanderbilt university](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vanderbilt-university.md), [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), [healthcare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare.md), patients, [referrals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/referrals.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/32.md)

### 33. University of Michigan, NPR Content Integration (1:35:14–1:37:47)

The hosts demonstrate how the University of Michigan is frequently featured in NPR stories following their sponsorship of the network. They cite multiple segments from a single week that mention the university, suggesting that underwriting buys favorable editorial coverage. They conclude that NPR is a "compromised, rotten organization" that ignores critical civil liberties issues.

Keywords: [university of michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/university-of-michigan.md), [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [sponsorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sponsorship.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md), [public radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-radio.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Listener Donations, Karma Shots (1:37:47–1:40:31)

The hosts read letters from donors, including Jasmine Brooks, S. Russell Williams, and Scott Olson. They provide "karma shots" for various personal requests, such as new house luck and relationship success. They also note a donation matched with a contribution to the Ron Paul campaign.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [gitmo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/34.md)

### 35. PayPal Button Mystery, Andrew Gardner Story (1:40:33–1:44:35)

A donor named Andrew Gardner used a mysterious PayPal button found via a Google search for the "most uninteresting number in the universe." John Dvorak investigates how this button, which he did not create, successfully routed money to his account. The hosts warn listeners to use official donation links to avoid potential scams.

Keywords: [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), [andrew gardner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrew-gardner.md), [google search](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-search.md), [scam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scam.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Palindrome Date, Birthday Wishes (1:44:35–1:46:35)

The hosts discuss the upcoming palindrome date of February 1, 2012 (2-1-12). They grant karma to Matt Schauer for a job interview and wish Jake Milligan a happy birthday. They conclude the segment by noting the lack of new knighthoods, which they attribute to listeners being hungover after the New Year.

Keywords: [palindrome](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/palindrome.md), 2112, [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), matt schauer, [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [iowa caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa-caucus.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Norway Dead Herring, Stargate Theory (1:46:39–1:47:37)

Tens of thousands of dead herring washed up on a beach in northern Norway on New Year's Eve, only to disappear shortly after. While scientists suggest predators or storms, Adam Curry proposes a "stargate" theory, suggesting the fish were transported through a portal.

Keywords: [norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway.md), [herring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/herring.md), mass animal death, [stargate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stargate.md), [paranormal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paranormal.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Cornel West, Definition of Success (1:47:40–1:50:13)

Professor Cornel West appears on PBS to discuss the meaning of success, criticizing the modern focus on material wealth and power. He argues that true greatness comes from service to others and the "prophetic tradition." The hosts mock his delivery and use the clip to launch a joke about being "old school."

Keywords: [cornel west](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cornel-west.md), [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md), success, injustice, prophetic tradition

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Predator Drones, US-Canada Border Patrol (1:50:14–1:53:07)

Predator B drones based in North Dakota have expanded their patrol range along the Canadian border to 1,500 kilometers. Officials admit that while no terrorists have been caught, the drones are used for "investigative assistance." Similar drone expansion is noted in the UK, where 60 companies have been granted permission to fly in civil airspace.

Keywords: [predator drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/predator-drones.md), [canada border](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada-border.md), [north dakota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-dakota.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), civil aviation authority

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Dvorak Curry Drones, Traffic Surveillance Venture (1:53:08–1:55:21)

The hosts brainstorm a business venture called Dvorak Curry Drones (DCD) to provide independent traffic analysis using small drones. They imagine a network of drones covering Bay Area bottlenecks to compete with traditional helicopter traffic reports. They jokingly discuss titles like "Director of Flight Operations" and the potential for a ".drone" top-level domain.

Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), dcd, traffic analysis, [startup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/startup.md), business idea

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Drones for Wolves and Whalers (1:55:21–1:56:13)

Drones are being deployed in Montana to track wolf populations and in the Antarctic by eco-activists to monitor Japanese whaling vessels. The hosts view these applications as a way to normalize drone surveillance through environmental and hobbyist contexts.

Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [montana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/montana.md), wolves, sea shepherd, whaling, [environmentalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/environmentalism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Charles Barkley, Great Question Pet Peeve (1:56:13–1:58:12)

John Dvorak highlights a clip of Charles Barkley on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart where Barkley uses the phrase "that's a great question." Dvorak reiterates his annoyance with this rhetorical filler, arguing that it is used to stall for time rather than acknowledge a truly insightful inquiry.

Keywords: [charles barkley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charles-barkley.md), [jon stewart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jon-stewart.md), great question, [rhetoric](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rhetoric.md), [pet peeve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pet-peeve.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Eric Holder, Lori Robinson Resignation (1:58:14–2:01:46)

Attorney General Eric Holder is scheduled to testify regarding Operation Fast and Furious. Simultaneously, Assistant Attorney General Lori Robinson, who managed billions in justice funds, has resigned. The hosts attempt to identify Robinson, noting a lack of clear information and a potential "cult" of similar names in government positions.

Keywords: [eric holder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-holder.md), lori robinson, [department of justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-justice.md), [fast and furious](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fast-and-furious.md), [stimulus funds](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stimulus-funds.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Texas Rabies Vaccine Airdrop, Chemtrail Connection (2:01:47–2:05:11)

The Texas Department of State Health Services is dropping 1.8 million doses of rabies vaccine from the air, encased in fish-meal packets. The hosts link these aerial drops to "persistent jet contrails" or chemtrails, noting that similar programs exist in Ohio and Michigan. They question the safety and transparency of distributing oral vaccines via aircraft.

Keywords: rabies vaccine, [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [airdrop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airdrop.md), [chemtrails](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemtrails.md), persistent contrails, [ohio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ohio.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/44.md)

### 45. European Central Bank, German Currency Rumors (2:05:12–2:08:09)

Mario Draghi has made appointments to the European Central Bank board that have marginalized German influence. Amidst the Eurozone crisis, rumors persist that the German central bank is secretly printing a new currency as a precautionary measure. Some German businesses have reportedly begun accepting the old Deutschmark again.

Keywords: [ecb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ecb.md), [mario draghi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mario-draghi.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), deutschmark, [currency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/currency.md), euroland

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/45.md)

### 46. SEPA, Single Euro Payments Area Direct Debits (2:08:09–2:11:40)

The Single Euro Payments Area (SEPA) is being implemented to streamline money transfers across Europe. The hosts warn that the system includes a "direct debit" feature that allows governments and central authorities to pull taxes and fees directly from citizen bank accounts. They argue this is being marketed as a convenience while actually increasing state control over personal finances.

Keywords: sepa, [euro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euro.md), direct debit, [banking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/banking.md), [taxes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxes.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Mother Jones, Ron Paul Hit Piece (2:11:42–2:15:54)

Mother Jones published a highly critical article by Kevin Drum labeling Ron Paul a "crank" and attacking his past newsletters. The hosts defend Paul, noting that Drum is a "cat blogger" who supported the Iraq War. They criticize the mainstream media's refusal to engage with Paul's actual policy positions, such as his opposition to the NDAA.

Keywords: [mother jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mother-jones.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), kevin drum, [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md), [newsletters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsletters.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Al Gore, Current TV Election Coverage (2:15:54–2:19:07)

Al Gore appeared on Current TV to provide election analysis, criticizing Ron Paul's positions on the Federal Reserve and military intervention as "silly." The hosts note that Keith Olbermann was notably absent from the coverage due to a reported clash with management. They discuss Current TV's revenue and its reliance on cable subscription fees.

Keywords: [al gore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-gore.md), [current tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/current-tv.md), [keith olbermann](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keith-olbermann.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/48.md)

### 49. Current TV Operations, David Bohrman and Revenue (2:19:09–2:21:20)

David Bohrman, formerly of CNN and MSNBC, is now running operations at Current TV. The hosts discuss the network's financial health, noting it generated an estimated $115 million in 2011. They critique the low production value of the network's election coverage, which featured CNN monitors in the background.

Keywords: [current tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/current-tv.md), david bohrman, [al gore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-gore.md), [cable news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cable-news.md), [revenue](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/revenue.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/49.md)

### 50. Barack Obama, Recess Appointments and Executive Power (2:21:21–2:25:39)

President Obama bypassed the Senate to appoint Richard Cordray as head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, claiming the Senate was in recess. The hosts argue this is a "monarchical" move since the Senate was technically holding pro-forma sessions. Press Secretary Jay Carney is heard defending the use of executive authority to bypass "Republican obstruction."

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [recess appointments](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recess-appointments.md), [jay carney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jay-carney.md), [richard cordray](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/richard-cordray.md), executive authority

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/50.md)

### 51. Show Outro, Sunday Preview (2:25:39–2:27:59)

The hosts conclude the episode by previewing the upcoming Sunday show and the premiere of "Bear Crawling Live" on the No Agenda stream. They reiterate the "donating is loving" message and sign off with a final joke about the "Your Excellency" title for the First Lady.

Keywords: [outro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/outro.md), [sign-off](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sign-off.md), [sunday show](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sunday-show.md), bear crawling, your excellency

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/371-dead-herring-in-norway/chapter/51.md)

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