# The Fact of the Bladder

> A new era begins in Austin as the Federal Reserve faces a multi-trillion dollar transparency crisis and global austerity protests reach a violent breaking point.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 361
- **Published:** 2011-12-01
- **Length:** 2h 31m
- **Topics:** Secret Fed Loans, [SOPA](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sopa.md), [Camp MoFo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/camp-mofo.md), Iran Embassy, Lipitor Patent, [Numerology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/numerology.md), Belligerent Terrorists
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder

## About this episode

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak relocate the No Agenda broadcast to Austin, Texas, as the Federal Reserve faces scrutiny over a Bloomberg report revealing $7.7 trillion in secret bank loans. The move to the new Camp MoFo studio coincides with a scheduled meeting with Governor Rick Perry and a bizarre numerology reading from Yogi Akal. Meanwhile, Attorney General Eric Holder launches a National Crime Prevention Council campaign using McGruff the Crime Dog to link counterfeit luxury goods to organized crime.

The Clinton Foundation IRS Form 990 reveals a massive discrepancy between Haiti relief expectations and actual spending, while Wyclef Jean faces simultaneous allegations of financial mismanagement. In the UK, over two million public sector workers strike against austerity as Jeremy Clarkson sparks outrage by suggesting strikers be executed. Geopolitical tensions rise as protesters storm the British Embassy in Tehran and NATO forces kill 24 Pakistani soldiers at a border outpost. Domestically, the Senate advances legislation allowing for the indefinite detention of individuals designated as belligerent terrorists by a secret panel.

John C. Dvorak reacts to being compared to the Beach Boys during a professional numerology session while Adam Curry introduces the term bogative to the show lexicon. The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Michael Henry and Robert Simpson, concluding with the signature sign-off from their new Texas headquarters.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/transcript.md.

### 1. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak Relocate to Austin (0:00–7:22)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 361 of the No Agenda show from their new location in Austin, Texas. Curry describes his new home setup at "Camp MoFo" and mentions receiving a "Judge" revolver as a housewarming gift. The hosts discuss the local culture in Texas, Curry's status as a "gypsy" moving from place to place, and an upcoming lunch meeting with Governor Rick Perry.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [camp mofo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/camp-mofo.md), [rick perry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-perry.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Yogi Akal Tech Numerology Reading for John C. Dvorak (7:23–13:07)

Yogi Akal, a numerology expert on YouTube, provides a personality and career analysis for John C. Dvorak based on his birth date. The reading compares Dvorak's energy to the Beach Boys and describes him as a powerful communicator and influencer who should focus on a ten-to-fifteen-year long-term vision. The yogi advises Dvorak to avoid vacations in 2011 and focus entirely on work and diplomacy in relationships.

Keywords: yogi akal, [numerology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/numerology.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), beach boys, tech influencers

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Yogi Akal Tech Numerology Reading for Adam Curry (13:07–18:20)

Yogi Akal performs a numerology reading for Adam Curry, identifying him as a reactive yet gifted communicator whose words have the power to manifest reality. The yogi claims Curry is "done" with his karmic cycle, suggesting he has completed all necessary life tasks in previous incarnations and is now here to perform them with higher consciousness. The analysis highlights Curry's impact on the media arts and advises him to delay new partnerships until the following year.

Keywords: yogi akal, [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [numerology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/numerology.md), past lives, media arts

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Clinton Foundation IRS Form 990 and Wyclef Jean (18:21–25:38)

The Clinton Foundation released its IRS Form 990 for 2010, revealing only $15 million raised for Haiti despite billions in public expectations. Financial records indicate the foundation lost over $300,000 on high-profile charity galas due to entertainment and celebrity costs. Simultaneously, former Fugees member Wyclef Jean faced public allegations of financial mismanagement at his own charity, which the hosts characterize as a strategic distraction by the Clintons.

Keywords: [clinton foundation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clinton-foundation.md), irs form 990, [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [wyclef jean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wyclef-jean.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Eric Holder and National Crime Prevention Council Anti-Counterfeiting Campaign (25:39–29:22)

Attorney General Eric Holder and the National Crime Prevention Council launched a public service announcement campaign targeting the purchase of counterfeit goods. The campaign features McGruff the Crime Dog and claims that buying fake luxury items directly funds street gangs, drug trafficking, and organized crime. The hosts criticize the effectiveness of the ads and the "Get Real" call-to-action URL, labeling the initiative as propaganda.

Keywords: [eric holder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-holder.md), mcgruff the crime dog, [counterfeiting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/counterfeiting.md), [department of justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-justice.md), ncpc

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Intellectual Property Enforcement and Counterfeit Goods Narratives (29:23–34:09)

A discussion regarding the enforcement of intellectual property rights highlights the use of "IP products" as a new media meme. The hosts argue that crackdowns on counterfeit goods in places like Canal Street are seasonal theater timed for the holidays. They dispute claims from the Chamber of Commerce that counterfeit Rolexes and handbags cost American jobs, noting these luxury items are not manufactured in the United States.

Keywords: ip products, counterfeit watches, [canal street](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canal-street.md), [rolex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rolex.md), [chamber of commerce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chamber-of-commerce.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/6.md)

### 7. SOPA and PROTECT IP Act DNS Interference (34:09–37:14)

The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) and the PROTECT IP Act are analyzed as tools for the RIAA and MPAA to exert control over the internet. The hosts explain that these laws allow the government to break DNS records to effectively shut down websites without due process. They argue the legislation is less about counterfeit physical goods and more about the entertainment industry's desire to control content distribution ahead of the election cycle.

Keywords: [sopa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sopa.md), [protect ip act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protect-ip-act.md), [dns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dns.md), [riaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/riaa.md), [mpaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mpaa.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Executive Producer Donations and Sherlock Holmes Novel (37:14–40:19)

Executive producers Michael Henry, Austin Voss, Bill Rudder, and Sir James Brewis are thanked for their financial support of the program. A listener note mentions the release of "The House of Silk," a new Sherlock Holmes novel by Anthony Horowitz. The book is noted for its plot involving a tale previously deemed too shocking for public revelation, which the hosts find intriguing.

Keywords: michael henry, [austin voss](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin-voss.md), [bill rudder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-rudder.md), james brewis, anthony horowitz

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Joe Rogan Podcast Crossover and Household Repairs (40:19–43:25)

Adam Curry discusses a potential appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience following listener requests and Rogan's on-air mention of Curry. An anecdote about a landlord named Trey introduces the term "bogative" into the show's lexicon during a repair of an electric stove. The hosts also complain about Time Warner Cable selling unlisted phone numbers to telemarketers like ADT Home Security.

Keywords: [joe rogan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-rogan.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [memes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/memes.md), [bogative](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bogative.md), [time warner cable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/time-warner-cable.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/9.md)

### 10. NBC News Fire Alarm Broadcast Glitch (43:26–44:56)

NBC News experienced a technical failure during a live broadcast where a fire alarm continued to ring throughout the news segment. Correspondent Tom Costello and anchor Brian Williams attempted to "press on" with a report titled "The War Next Door" despite the loud, repetitive alarm. The hosts mock the network for failing to cut to a commercial to resolve the audio issue.

Keywords: [nbc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-news.md), [tom costello](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-costello.md), [brian williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-williams.md), broadcast error, fire alarm

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Federal Reserve Secret Bank Loans and Bloomberg Report (44:58–49:28)

Bloomberg News published a report documenting that the Federal Reserve secretly lent $7.7 trillion to major banks during the financial crisis without public disclosure. Representative Dennis Kucinich criticized the Fed on C-SPAN for picking winners and losers while creating money from nothing. Financial blog Zero Hedge suggests a recent central bank interest rate swap was a desperate move to prevent a major European bank failure.

Keywords: [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md), [bloomberg news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bloomberg-news.md), [wall street](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street.md), [dennis kucinich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dennis-kucinich.md), [zero hedge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zero-hedge.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Ron Paul and Mitt Romney on Military Spending (49:29–54:54)

During a CNN Republican primary debate, Ron Paul and Mitt Romney clashed over the national defense budget. Paul argued that "cuts" discussed in Washington are merely reductions in the rate of growth rather than actual spending decreases, referring to it as "nibbling at baseline budgeting." Romney countered by advocating for increased military funding, while Paul maintained that the national debt is the greatest threat to security.

Keywords: [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [military budget](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-budget.md), baseline budgeting, [cnn debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn-debate.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Herman Van Rompuy and European Fiscal Union (54:54–58:21)

European Council President Herman Van Rompuy, referred to as "Haiku Herman," addressed the grave economic situation in the Eurozone. He proposed a move toward a "real economic union" and a fiscal union to restore investor confidence. Van Rompuy emphasized that the Euro is an "irreversible project," signaling a push for more centralized European governance and tax collection.

Keywords: [herman van rompuy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/herman-van-rompuy.md), [european council](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-council.md), [euro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euro.md), [fiscal union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fiscal-union.md), [austerity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austerity.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte White House Visit (58:22–1:01:57)

Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte visited President Barack Obama at the White House to discuss bilateral relations. The hosts mock Rutte for addressing the President as "Barack Obama" rather than using his formal title and for stating his primary agenda was "jobs, jobs, and jobs." Obama referred to the Netherlands as a "strong ally" during the diplomatic meeting.

Keywords: [mark rutte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-rutte.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [jobs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jobs.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Michelle Obama White House Christmas Decorations (1:01:58–1:04:22)

First Lady Michelle Obama presented the 2011 White House Christmas decorations to a group of children and military families. The hosts critique her interaction with a young child, describing her tone as aggressive when she invited the child onto the stage. They also question the absence of the Obama daughters, Sasha and Malia, from the public holiday event.

Keywords: [michelle obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-obama.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas.md), [sasha obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sasha-obama.md), [malia obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/malia-obama.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Lipitor Patent Expiration and Generic Drug Efficacy (1:04:22–1:10:08)

The patent for the blockbuster cholesterol drug Lipitor expired, prompting Pfizer to employ aggressive legal and marketing tactics to maintain its market share. These tactics include deals with insurers and coupons to lower co-pays for the brand-name version. A medical expert on the PBS NewsHour defended the efficacy of generic drugs, stating they are chemically identical to brand names and meet the same FDA standards.

Keywords: [lipitor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lipitor.md), [pfizer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pfizer.md), [generic drugs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/generic-drugs.md), [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md), [cholesterol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cholesterol.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Pharmaceutical Marketing and Texas School Medication (1:10:08–1:12:56)

The discussion shifts to the pervasive influence of pharmaceutical companies in American life, specifically the screening of children for high cholesterol in schools. The hosts criticize the Texas school system for allegedly pressuring parents to put children on Ritalin for behavioral issues. They also discuss the legal immunity granted to drug companies for mandatory vaccines and the rise of homeschooling as a response.

Keywords: [ritalin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ritalin.md), [mandatory vaccines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandatory-vaccines.md), cholesterol screening, [rick perry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rick-perry.md), [homeschooling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeschooling.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Penn State and Syracuse Coaching Scandals (1:12:56–1:15:44)

The ongoing child abuse scandal at Penn State is discussed alongside a similar emerging situation at Syracuse University. The hosts suggest these incidents are the beginning of a broader "coaching scandal" era similar to previous religious institution scandals. Additionally, a University of Utah professor was arrested after a passenger on a Delta flight reported him for viewing child pornography in first class.

Keywords: [penn state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/penn-state.md), [jerry sandusky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jerry-sandusky.md), [syracuse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syracuse.md), university of utah, [child pornography](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/child-pornography.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Joost Demink and Dutch Institutional Corruption (1:15:46–1:18:13)

Adam Curry recounts his history of reporting on Joost Demink, the former Secretary General of Justice in the Netherlands, whom he accused of involvement in pedophilia. Curry claims his radio station was shut down as a result of these allegations. The segment links these claims to a recent daycare abuse scandal in the Netherlands where the perpetrator received a light sentence.

Keywords: joost demink, [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [libel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libel.md), [pedophilia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pedophilia.md), daycare scandal

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Iran Embassy Storming and Atlanticism Geopolitics (1:18:13–1:22:57)

Protesters in Tehran stormed the British Embassy following the imposition of new sanctions by the UK. The hosts analyze the event as a potential provocation by MI6 to justify military escalation. They introduce the concept of "Atlanticism," a geopolitical movement seeking a closer alliance between the US, UK, and Canada outside of the traditional European Union framework.

Keywords: [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), british embassy, [mi6](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mi6.md), [liam fox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/liam-fox.md), atlanticism

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/20.md)

### 21. UK Public Sector Strikes and Jeremy Clarkson (1:22:58–1:25:36)

Over two million public sector workers in the UK went on strike to protest austerity measures and changes to pension contributions. Jeremy Clarkson, host of the BBC's "Top Gear," sparked controversy by jokingly suggesting on "The One Show" that the strikers should be executed in front of their families. The hosts discuss the disparity between government pensions and private sector reality.

Keywords: [jeremy clarkson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeremy-clarkson.md), [top gear](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/top-gear.md), [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), [austerity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austerity.md), [uk strikes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uk-strikes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Artist Taxi Driver Rant on UK Government (1:25:38–1:31:20)

A viral video by Mark McGowan, known as the "Artist Taxi Driver," features a profanity-laden rant against the UK government's policies. McGowan criticizes Prime Minister David Cameron for privatizing the NHS, trebling student fees, and protecting corporations over citizens. He links the domestic economic struggle to global issues, including banking speculation and the threat of war in Iran.

Keywords: artist taxi driver, mark mcgowan, [david cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-cameron.md), [nhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nhs.md), wage slavery

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Iranian Nuclear Ambitions and Russian Buffer States (1:31:20–1:35:42)

A discussion on the strategic reality of an Iranian nuclear weapon suggests that Iran would be unable to use such a device due to guaranteed retaliation. Pat Buchanan and Ralph Nader are cited discussing how US foreign policy has encroached on Russian borders by establishing military bases in former Soviet territories like Poland. The hosts argue this validates Russian fears of Western aggression.

Keywords: [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [nuclear weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nuclear-weapons.md), [pat buchanan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pat-buchanan.md), [ralph nader](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ralph-nader.md), [poland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poland.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/23.md)

### 24. NATO Attack on Pakistani Soldiers and Border Conflict (1:35:41–1:39:48)

NATO forces launched an attack that killed 24 Pakistani soldiers at a border outpost, an event the US military initially claimed was a result of being lured by the Taliban. NBC's Jim Miklaszewski reports that the US had the area mapped and allegedly received permission from the Pakistani military before the strike. The hosts suspect the incident was a deliberate move to destabilize and weaken Pakistan.

Keywords: [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [taliban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taliban.md), jim miklaszewski, border skirmish

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Muammar Gaddafi Death Doubts and Syrian Conflict (1:39:49–1:43:34)

The BBC interviewed a Libyan rebel who claimed to be the first to find Muammar Gaddafi, but the hosts express skepticism regarding the identity of the man killed in the tunnel. They discuss reports of Libyan fighters being sent to Syria to stir up unrest. A Turkish lawmaker claims Western media is misrepresenting the situation in Syria, alleging that violence is being perpetrated by agent provocateurs rather than genuine revolutionaries.

Keywords: [muammar gaddafi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muammar-gaddafi.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [bashar al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bashar-al-assad.md), [agent provocateurs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agent-provocateurs.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Egypt Elections and European Bond Markets (1:43:35–1:45:16)

The New York Times reports that Islamist parties, including the Muslim Brotherhood, have gained a significant mandate in Egyptian elections. Meanwhile, in Europe, central banks are buying time in the debt crisis as countries like Italy and Belgium use national sports teams to promote the purchase of government bonds. The hosts mock the idea of citizens buying their own country's debt as a viable solution.

Keywords: [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), [muslim brotherhood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muslim-brotherhood.md), [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [belgium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/belgium.md), [government bonds](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/government-bonds.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Listener Donations and Sinterklaas Controversy (1:45:18–1:52:44)

Listeners Leonardo Sobrato, Alan Bow, and Bob Appleby provide donations, with some specifically funding the hosts' transition to Windows Phones. The hosts discuss the Dutch tradition of Sinterklaas and the controversy surrounding "Black Pete" (Zwarte Piet), which has led to bans of the celebration in some US locations. A former Taco Bell employee, Sean Palladino, is thanked for his contribution and "de-douched" for his support.

Keywords: leonardo sobrato, [sinterklaas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sinterklaas.md), [black pete](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-pete.md), [alex jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alex-jones.md), [taco bell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taco-bell.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Personal Karma Requests and Black Knighthood Controversy (1:52:44–2:00:14)

Several listeners request "karma" for personal struggles, including job losses, divorces, and medical surgeries. A controversy arises regarding a "Black Knighthood" for Dirk Modro, who sent a drunken donation note. The hosts debate whether his early donation qualifies him for the title, eventually deciding to grant him the status of a "Black Knight" of the No Agenda Roundtable.

Keywords: roman andrusco, david fox, andrew schmidt, dirk modro, [divorce karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/divorce-karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Birthday Announcements and Knighting Ceremony (2:00:15–2:05:40)

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Michael Henry, Robert Simpson, and Dirk Modro, elevating them to the No Agenda Roundtable for their $1,000 contributions. Birthday wishes are extended to Sir Troy Walters, Kathy Appleby, and Sir Craig Jones. The segment concludes with the show's signature "Hookers and Blow" sign-off and a reminder of the value-for-value model.

Keywords: michael henry, robert simpson, dirk modro, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Bloomberg Homeless Shelter Restrictions in New York (2:05:40–2:07:15)

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg faced a lawsuit from the City Council over new restrictions requiring homeless individuals to provide extensive housing and financial documentation to access shelters. Critics argue that requiring "paperwork" from the mentally ill or destitute is a legal maneuver to force them out of the city. The hosts compare the policy to the tactics used by former Mayor Rudy Giuliani.

Keywords: [michael bloomberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-bloomberg.md), [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md), [homeless shelters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeless-shelters.md), housing history, giuliani

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/30.md)

### 31. North Carolina Batmobile Breath Alcohol Testing Unit (2:07:17–2:08:59)

North Carolina law enforcement introduced the "Batmobile," a large mobile unit used for breath alcohol testing and on-site judicial processing. The vehicle functions as a mobile courtroom and jail, allowing for immediate forensic tests and appearances before a "hanging judge" at sobriety checkpoints. The program is part of the state's "Booze It & Lose It" safety initiative.

Keywords: batmobile, [north carolina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-carolina.md), [drunk driving](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drunk-driving.md), hanging judge, sobriety checkpoint

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Minnesota Anti-Bullying Task Force and First Amendment (2:09:00–2:13:24)

Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton announced a task force to strengthen the state's anti-bullying laws, describing harassment as "emotional torture." The hosts argue that these laws represent an erosion of First Amendment rights and the creation of a "nanny state." They suggest that children should be taught to stand up for themselves rather than relying on government hotlines and task forces.

Keywords: [bullying](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bullying.md), [minnesota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minnesota.md), governor dayton, [first amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/first-amendment.md), [nanny state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nanny-state.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Peter Van Buren and State Department Retaliation (2:13:25–2:17:00)

State Department official Peter Van Buren was placed on administrative leave after publishing "We Meant Well," a book critical of the US reconstruction efforts in Iraq. Van Buren claims the department revoked his security clearance and banned him from facilities but continues to pay his full salary to keep him quiet. He compares the State Department's internal culture to the mafia.

Keywords: peter van buren, [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [iraq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq.md), [whistleblower](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whistleblower.md), [administrative leave](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/administrative-leave.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/33.md)

### 34. US Embassy in Baghdad and Private Contractors (2:17:01–2:21:14)

The US Embassy in Baghdad is described as the world's largest diplomatic mission, roughly the size of the Vatican. As the military withdraws, the State Department is hiring 5,000 private security contractors and maintaining its own air force to protect 16,000 personnel. Peter Van Buren argues this represents a continued civilian occupation of Iraq rather than a true end to the war.

Keywords: baghdad embassy, [mercenaries](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mercenaries.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [iraq withdrawal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq-withdrawal.md), [blackwater](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blackwater.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Tracy Lawrence Notary Fraud Death (2:21:15–2:23:44)

Tracy Lawrence, a notary public involved in a massive "robo-signing" foreclosure fraud scheme in Las Vegas, was found dead in her home shortly before her sentencing hearing. While authorities ruled out homicide, the hosts suggest her death was a "suicide" intended to prevent her from testifying against higher-level banking executives. Lawrence had recently pleaded guilty to one count of notary fraud.

Keywords: tracy lawrence, robo-signing, foreclosure fraud, notary public, [las vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/las-vegas.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Dakota Meyer BAE Systems Whistleblower Lawsuit (2:23:44–2:25:11)

Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer filed a lawsuit against his former employer, BAE Systems, alleging the defense contractor retaliated against him for whistleblowing. Meyer claims the company blocked his employment opportunities by falsely labeling him as having mental health and drinking issues. The conflict reportedly began after Meyer questioned the company's sale of sensitive equipment to Pakistan.

Keywords: [dakota meyer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dakota-meyer.md), [medal of honor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medal-of-honor.md), [bae systems](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bae-systems.md), [whistleblower](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whistleblower.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Dominique Strauss-Kahn IMF Conspiracy Allegations (2:25:12–2:27:47)

New investigative reports suggest the sexual assault charges against former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn may have been part of a political plot to derail his French presidential run. Video evidence allegedly shows Sofitel employees celebrating after the police were called. The hosts suggest the scandal was orchestrated to install Christine Lagarde as the head of the IMF.

Keywords: [dominique strauss-kahn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dominique-strauss-kahn.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), [christine lagarde](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christine-lagarde.md), sofitel, [nicolas sarkozy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicolas-sarkozy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Belligerent Terrorist Bill and Show Sign-off (2:27:48–2:31:03)

The US Senate passed a bill allowing a secret panel to designate individuals as "belligerent terrorists," potentially leading to indefinite detention at Guantanamo Bay. The hosts express concern over the expansion of executive power before concluding the episode. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak sign off from Austin and Silicon Valley, promising to return for the Sunday broadcast.

Keywords: [senate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/senate.md), terrorist bill, [gitmo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo.md), [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/361-the-fact-of-the-bladder/chapter/38.md)

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