# Pencil of Promise

> A new era of domestic military authority emerges as global financial leaders warn of impending social collapse and the American Dream is downsized to basic survival.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 360
- **Published:** 2011-11-27
- **Length:** 2h 36m
- **Topics:** [NDAA](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ndaa.md), SB 1867, Syria conflict, [Joe Lieberman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-lieberman.md), Drone recruitment, Diageo, [Higgs Boson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/higgs-boson.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise

## About this episode

Senators John McCain and Carl Levin have introduced Senate Bill 1867, a provision within the National Defense Authorization Act that would permit the U.S. military to detain American citizens indefinitely. The legislation targets individuals suspected of supporting Al-Qaeda or the Taliban, potentially bypassing the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878. Under this framework, military judges would designate suspects as unprivileged enemy belligerents, effectively stripping them of Miranda rights and traditional domestic legal protections.

Global instability looms as IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde warns of social unrest stemming from a stalled economic recovery. In the Middle East, tensions escalate as the USS George H.W. Bush positions itself near the Syrian coast while the Free Syrian Army demands a no-fly zone. Meanwhile, Senator Joe Lieberman is pressuring Google CEO Larry Page to implement a terrorist flag on the Blogger platform following the arrest of Jose Pimentel. Domestically, the U.S. military is expanding its recruitment of drone pilots through high-tech Warrior Zones at Fort Riley, targeting candidates with high spatial awareness regardless of physical fitness. In the corporate sector, the Freedom Group has consolidated the American gun industry, mirroring the aggressive portfolio management of spirits giant Diageo.

The human cost of the current era is felt from the UC Davis campus, where EPA-regulated pesticide-grade pepper spray was deployed on students, to the living rooms of Austin where residents are shielding chili plants from a Texas frost. Between critiques of Fareed Zakaria’s commercialized segments and the clippity-clop of Hillary Clinton’s shoes, the reality of the American Dream is being redefined as a mere safety net. The show concludes with a scathing inquiry from Judge Andrew Napolitano regarding the erosion of the free market and the manipulation of the Occupy Wall Street movement.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/transcript.md.

### 1. Austin Weather, Northern Silicon Valley Comedown, Chili Plant Care (0:00–2:57)

The hosts compare weather conditions between Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley following the Thanksgiving holiday. Discussion covers the "comedown" from Black Friday, local temperature drops, and the necessity of bringing chili pepper plants and bougainvillea indoors to survive an overnight frost in Texas.

Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [black friday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-friday.md), frost, chili plants, [camp mofo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/camp-mofo.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Senate Bill 1867, National Defense Authorization Act, Detainee Matters (2:58–13:45)

Senate Bill 1867, sponsored by Senators John McCain and Carl Levin, contains provisions allowing the military to detain American citizens suspected of supporting Al-Qaeda or the Taliban. The legislation potentially bypasses the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, which historically prohibits the use of the military for domestic law enforcement. A military judge would determine the status of individuals as "unprivileged enemy belligerents" without traditional Miranda rights.

Keywords: senate bill 1867, [john mccain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mccain.md), [carl levin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carl-levin.md), [posse comitatus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/posse-comitatus.md), [military detention](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-detention.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Christine Lagarde, IMF Economic Outlook, Potential Social Unrest (13:46–19:58)

IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde appeared on 60 Minutes to discuss the ongoing global economic crisis as a continuum of the 2008 collapse. She warned of stalled growth, high unemployment, and potential social unrest. Analysis suggests that restrictive new laws are being passed in anticipation of a complete financial meltdown and subsequent civil instability.

Keywords: [christine lagarde](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christine-lagarde.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), [60 minutes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/60-minutes.md), [social unrest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-unrest.md), [economic cycles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/economic-cycles.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Ron Paul, Iowa Caucus, Pim Fortuyn Assassination Parallel (19:58–23:27)

Ron Paul faces significant media scrutiny and dismissal from networks like Fox News despite strong polling in the Iowa Caucus. A comparison is drawn to the 2002 assassination of Dutch politician Pim Fortuyn, expressing concern for Paul's safety as an anti-establishment candidate. Media pundits continue to claim Paul's foreign policy makes him an unsustainable candidate for the Republican nomination.

Keywords: [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [iowa caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa-caucus.md), [pim fortuyn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pim-fortuyn.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), republican nomination

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Seymour Hersh, Iranian Nuclear Program, Intelligence Reports (23:28–26:40)

Investigative journalist Seymour Hersh reports that senior Israeli and American intelligence officials believe Iran does not currently possess a nuclear bomb. Former Mossad head Meir Dagan has reportedly criticized the push for military action, noting that Iran is far from weaponization. Reports suggest Iran halted its nuclear weapons research in 2003 following the U.S. invasion of Iraq.

Keywords: [seymour hersh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seymour-hersh.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [mossad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mossad.md), meir dagan, [nuclear weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nuclear-weapons.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Newt Gingrich, Bill Clinton Endorsement, Political Alliances (26:41–29:30)

Former President Bill Clinton praised Newt Gingrich's debate performance and intellectual approach to policy, fueling speculation of a bipartisan alliance. Gingrich's resurgence in the GOP polls is attributed to his "thoughtful" stances on immigration and his ability to secure media attention. Some analysts suggest Gingrich has struck a deal with the Clinton camp to maintain the political status quo.

Keywords: [newt gingrich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newt-gingrich.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [newsmax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsmax.md), gop nomination, [immigration policy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration-policy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Rahm Emanuel, Gabrielle Giffords, Democratic Candidate Speculation (29:31–34:36)

Speculation arises regarding potential replacements for Barack Obama in the 2012 election, highlighting Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel and Representative Gabrielle Giffords. Emanuel's recent appearance at the Jackson Dinner in Iowa and a high-profile NBC profile are viewed as strategic positioning. Giffords' public appearance serving Thanksgiving dinner is also noted as a potential campaigning milestone.

Keywords: [rahm emanuel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rahm-emanuel.md), [gabrielle giffords](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gabrielle-giffords.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), jackson dinner

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Reggie Love, White House Departure, Controversial College Photos (34:37–37:54)

Reggie Love, President Obama's longtime personal aide and "body man," resigned from his position officially to finish his MBA. However, the departure coincides with the resurfacing of controversial photos from his college years. Speculation suggests Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett may have pushed for the resignation to avoid political liability for the administration.

Keywords: [reggie love](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reggie-love.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [valerie jarrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-jarrett.md), college photos, [resignation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/resignation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Donor D at MIT, Western Australia, Scotch and Adultery (37:54–40:24)

A donor from Western Australia, identified as D at MIT, contributed $300 while consuming Johnnie Walker Blue Label scotch. The donor's note addresses previous humorous accusations of adultery made by the hosts and requests a birthday shout-out for his son, Xander. The segment highlights the personal and often humorous relationship between the show and its financial supporters.

Keywords: [western australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/western-australia.md), johnnie walker blue, adultery, xander, [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Johnnie Walker Scotch, Diageo Spirits, Connoisseur Tips (40:25–44:17)

An analysis of the Johnnie Walker brand reveals that the Blue Label is often considered overpriced by experts compared to the Gold or Green labels. Diageo, the parent company, manages a vast portfolio of single malt distilleries, often blending leftovers into the Green Label. Connoisseurs recommend the Gold Label for its 15-to-18-year aging and superior flavor profile relative to the more expensive Blue Label.

Keywords: johnnie walker, diageo, [scotch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scotch.md), [single malt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/single-malt.md), blended whiskey

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Chili Pepper Vinegar, Habanero Sauce, Culinary Tips (44:18–46:47)

A culinary tip involves steeping cut chili peppers in apple cider vinegar to create a versatile condiment for meats and sauces. For those making habanero sauce, letting the mixture sit in the refrigerator for several days reportedly reduces the extreme heat by up to 60% while preserving the distinctive smoky flavor.

Keywords: habanero, [capsicum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/capsicum.md), [vinegar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vinegar.md), [hot sauce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hot-sauce.md), [cooking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cooking.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Pepper Spray Concentration, UC Davis Incident, EPA Regulation (46:47–48:20)

Research into the pepper spray used during the UC Davis Occupy protests reveals it is regulated by the EPA as a pesticide rather than a food product. The concentration of capsaicin in the spray used on students was reportedly 10% to 30%, significantly higher than the 1% to 2% concentration found in standard bear spray.

Keywords: [pepper spray](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pepper-spray.md), [capsicum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/capsicum.md), [uc davis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uc-davis.md), [epa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/epa.md), [occupy wall street](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/occupy-wall-street.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Ministry of Bogativity, Anonymous Donor, Europa Building Brussels (48:21–50:15)

An anonymous donor from New Jersey contributed $200 toward the "Ministry of Bogativity," suggesting the funds be used for drone-proof and cloaked building materials. The discussion compares this to the new Europa building in Brussels, a glass and metal structure costing 400 million euros, which the hosts mock as a symbol of bureaucratic excess.

Keywords: ministry of bogativity, [anonymous](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anonymous.md), [brussels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brussels.md), drone proof, [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Fareed Zakaria, Dyson Vacuum Commercials, Laphroaig 30-Year Scotch (50:15–54:34)

Fareed Zakaria's CNN program is criticized for featuring segments that resemble long-form commercials for the Steve Jobs biography and Dyson vacuum cleaners. Transitioning to spirits, the hosts recommend Laphroaig 30-year-old single malt as the ultimate scotch, noting that younger versions often have a harsh, medicinal quality that disappears with age.

Keywords: [fareed zakaria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fareed-zakaria.md), [dyson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dyson.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), laphroaig, [single malt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/single-malt.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Occupy Wall Street Soundtrack, Miley Cyrus, Benefit Concert Predictions (54:34–56:40)

Miley Cyrus released a video titled "The Walk of Liberty" featuring Occupy Wall Street footage, signaling the commercialization of the protest movement. An upcoming "Occupy This" album will feature artists like Lady Tron and DJ Logic. Predictions suggest a major benefit concert for the "99%" attended by the "1%" is imminent, with Lady Gaga likely to participate.

Keywords: [miley cyrus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miley-cyrus.md), [occupy wall street](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/occupy-wall-street.md), [lady gaga](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lady-gaga.md), walk of liberty, soundtrack

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Syria Conflict, False Flag Predictions, Turkey Border Tensions (56:42–1:00:47)

Tensions escalate in Syria as the Free Syrian Army calls for a no-fly zone and the Arab League imposes deadlines for monitors. The USS George H.W. Bush aircraft carrier is positioned off the coast, while Russia maintains its own naval presence. A prediction is made that a "false flag" event in Turkey will be used as the impetus for international military intervention in Syria.

Keywords: [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [turkey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turkey.md), [arab league](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arab-league.md), [false flag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/false-flag.md), george bush aircraft carrier

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Bahrain Protests, New York Times Coverage, Hillary Clinton Photo (1:00:48–1:04:41)

The New York Times is criticized for its lack of coverage regarding the crackdown in Bahrain, where the monarchy is investigating its own actions with Saudi support. A specific photo of Hillary Clinton walking past "techno experts" in a Scott Shane article is highlighted as a significant media artifact. The hosts argue that Bahrain receives less scrutiny than Syria due to its strategic importance and Formula One ties.

Keywords: [bahrain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bahrain.md), [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), scott shane

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Egypt Protests, American Student Arrests, Mohamed ElBaradei (1:04:42–1:07:38)

Three American students from Philadelphia were arrested in Cairo for allegedly throwing firebombs during protests in Tahrir Square but were quickly released and returned to the U.S. The Egyptian military continues to hold power while Mohamed ElBaradei, a member of the International Crisis Group, positions himself for leadership. The unrest is characterized as a struggle between the military and Western-backed "techno experts" attempting to influence the transition.

Keywords: [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), [tahrir square](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tahrir-square.md), [mohamed elbaradei](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mohamed-elbaradei.md), [philadelphia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/philadelphia.md), american university cairo

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Joe Lieberman, Google Terrorist Flag, Jose Pimentel Case (1:07:40–1:10:53)

Senator Joe Lieberman sent a letter to Google CEO Larry Page demanding a "terrorist flag" feature for the Blogger platform following the arrest of Jose Pimentel in New York. Pimentel allegedly used Google-hosted sites to share bomb-making instructions. Lieberman argues that while YouTube has standards for removing extremist content, Blogger lacks consistent enforcement against "homegrown terrorists."

Keywords: [joe lieberman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-lieberman.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [blogger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blogger.md), jose pimentel, terrorist content

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Internet Kill Switch Bill, Joe Lieberman, Cyber Security (1:10:54–1:15:50)

Senator Joe Lieberman defends the "Internet Kill Switch" bill, which would grant the President authority to disconnect portions of the U.S. internet during a national security crisis. Lieberman compares the proposed powers to China's ability to disconnect its internet during war. Critics argue the bill grants absolute power to suppress free speech, while Lieberman insists it is a necessary measure to protect financial and transportation grids from cyber warfare.

Keywords: [joe lieberman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-lieberman.md), [kill switch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kill-switch.md), [cyber attack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-attack.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [national security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Great Question Pet Peeve, White House Briefings, Among the Truthers (1:15:51–1:19:12)

A critique of the common phrase "that's a great question" used in public forums and White House briefings suggests it is a stalling tactic or a learned social tic rather than a genuine compliment. The hosts discuss an interview with Jonathan Kay, author of "Among the Truthers," noting that even intellectual authors fall into the trap of using the phrase when confronted with challenging observations about their own biases.

Keywords: [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), jonathan kay, among the truthers, [pet peeve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pet-peeve.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Redefining the American Dream, Barack Obama, Pat Buchanan (1:19:13–1:23:02)

President Barack Obama's definition of the American Dream—working hard to "just get by" and provide for family—is analyzed alongside a discussion from The McLaughlin Group. Pat Buchanan argues the dream is being "postponed" or "canceled" for millions of Americans. The shift from a dream of upward mobility to one of basic financial security reflects the current economic climate.

Keywords: [american dream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/american-dream.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [pat buchanan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pat-buchanan.md), [mclaughlin group](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mclaughlin-group.md), [financial security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/financial-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Alternative Lifestyles, Individualism, The American Dream Debate (1:23:02–1:30:53)

Panelists on The McLaughlin Group, including Eleanor Clift, suggest the American Dream is being redefined as "less materialistic" and more focused on "meaning" and "individualism." Host John McLaughlin introduces the concept of "alternative lifestyles" into the definition, which the podcast hosts interpret as a coded reference to the LGBTQ community. The segment concludes that the traditional dream of success is being replaced by a "safety net" mentality.

Keywords: [mclaughlin group](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mclaughlin-group.md), [eleanor clift](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eleanor-clift.md), alternative lifestyle, [individualism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/individualism.md), [socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Austin Food Trucks, 6th Street Enclaves, Texas Malls (1:30:54–1:33:27)

The culture of Austin, Texas, is described through its "hippie enclaves" and the prevalence of food trailers near 6th Street. Despite the city's cosmopolitan vibe, the surrounding areas are dominated by "monster malls" like Rock Creek Mall. The hosts discuss the unique social experience of buying food from trucks and eating at nearby outdoor terraces.

Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [food trucks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/food-trucks.md), [6th street](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/6th-street.md), [malls](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/malls.md), rock creek mall

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Used Pickup Trucks, Dodge Ram, Range Rover Maintenance (1:33:28–1:37:30)

A search for a used pickup truck in Austin leads to a 2001 Dodge Ram with 174,000 miles, though the $6,500 asking price was deemed too high. The discussion covers the high resale value of trucks in Texas and the logistical benefits of owning a "beater" vehicle for errands. Additionally, the challenges of maintaining a Range Rover's air suspension are discussed, including the idea of keeping a second vehicle for parts.

Keywords: [dodge ram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dodge-ram.md), [range rover](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/range-rover.md), pickup trucks, [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [car maintenance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/car-maintenance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/25.md)

### 26. NPR Air Force Recruitment, Drone Pilots, Major General James Poss (1:37:32–1:43:47)

NPR aired a segment that functioned as a recruitment advertisement for Air Force drone pilots. Major General James Poss explained that the Air Force now recruits more unmanned aircraft pilots than traditional fighter and bomber pilots combined. The segment emphasized that candidates with poor vision or those prone to airsickness are eligible for drone careers, highlighting "spatial awareness" as a key requirement.

Keywords: [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [air force](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-force.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), predator, james poss

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/26.md)

### 27. The Warrior Zone, Fort Riley, Military Video Game Centers (1:43:47–1:47:02)

The U.S. military has opened "Warrior Zones" at bases like Fort Riley, which are high-tech recreation centers where soldiers play networked war games. These facilities, resembling upscale nightclubs or "Dave & Buster's," are seen as a way to identify top-tier talent for drone operation. The concept is compared to the film "The Last Starfighter," where video game proficiency is used as a recruitment tool for actual combat.

Keywords: fort riley, warrior zone, [video games](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/video-games.md), [recruitment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recruitment.md), last starfighter

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/27.md)

### 28. International Donors, Portugal, Finland, Nokia Land (1:47:03–1:49:33)

Donors from Portugal and Finland contribute to the show, with the Finnish donor criticizing Stephen Elop as a "Microsoft mole" destroying Nokia. The Portuguese donor, Jose Guedes, requests a "D-douching" and "karma" while between jobs. The hosts discuss the economic struggles in "Gitmo Nation" Europe and the cultural nuances of their international audience.

Keywords: [portugal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portugal.md), [finland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/finland.md), [nokia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nokia.md), stephen elop, [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Windows Phone Tiles, Microsoft Marketing, Smartphone Design (1:49:33–1:51:11)

The Windows Phone user interface is criticized for its use of "tiles" rather than traditional icons, which the hosts find difficult to navigate. Despite the hardware being "snappy," Microsoft's failure to seed the phones to influencers and bloggers is noted as a marketing blunder. The hosts joke about being willing to praise the phone if Microsoft provided a significant financial incentive.

Keywords: [windows phone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-phone.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [smartphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smartphone.md), tiles, [user interface](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/user-interface.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Karma Success Stories, Tokyo Earthquakes, Hillary Clinton Principal Meme (1:51:12–1:53:51)

A donor from Tokyo reports that "No Agenda Karma" helped him in his personal life, leading to a discussion on the specific $124.07 donation amount. Another donor from Canada, Candace Blaney, contributes $133 Canadian, while the hosts riff on the "clippity-clop" sound of Hillary Clinton's shoes, likening her to a stern school principal.

Keywords: [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [tokyo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tokyo.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Joe Rogan Experience, Damascus Hookahs, Hot Mexican MILF Karma (1:53:52–1:59:14)

Listeners suggest the hosts appear on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, noting Rogan's support for Ron Paul. Other donations include a contribution from Damascus (likely Syria) and a humorous request from a donor in Illinois for "serious karma" to help his relationship with a "hot Mexican MILF." The segment also plugs an Etsy store for a 24-year-old supporter.

Keywords: [joe rogan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-rogan.md), [damascus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damascus.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [etsy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/etsy.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Wild Turkey Thanksgiving, Oven Calibration, No Agenda Merchandise (1:59:14–2:03:27)

A report on cooking a wild turkey for Thanksgiving notes its pheasant-like flavor and lack of typical "turkey stench." The host praises a double Kenmore oven at "Camp Mofo" but is advised to calibrate the temperature with a thermometer. The segment concludes with a mention of No Agenda merchandise, including "sexy slave" t-shirts and lanyards sold by Eric the Shill.

Keywords: wild turkey, [kenmore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kenmore.md), [thanksgiving](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thanksgiving.md), [lanyards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lanyards.md), [eric the shill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-the-shill.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/32.md)

### 33. We Can't Wait Show, Moody's Downgrade, Estée Lauder Tax Strategy (2:03:27–2:06:36)

The "We Can't Wait" segment covers Moody's threat to downgrade U.S. credit following the Super Committee's failure to reach a deficit deal. A New York Times front-page story about the Estée Lauder family's tax-sheltering strategies is analyzed as a dual message: inciting public anger against the wealthy while reassuring elites that tax hikes will be superficial and easily bypassed.

Keywords: [moody's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moody-s.md), [debt ceiling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/debt-ceiling.md), estee lauder, ronald lauder, [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Pakistan-China Military Exercises, Gun Industry Consolidation, Diageo Headquarters (2:06:37–2:09:40)

Pakistan and China are conducting joint military exercises, signaling a shift away from Washington. In the corporate world, the "Freedom Group" has quietly acquired most major American gun manufacturers, mirroring the consolidation seen in the spirits industry with Diageo. A correction is made regarding Diageo's headquarters, which moved from London to the Netherlands.

Keywords: [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), freedom group, diageo, gun industry

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/34.md)

### 35. European Obesity Statistics, UK Women, Malta (2:09:41–2:12:34)

Eurostat data reveals that the UK has the highest obesity rates for women in Europe at 24%, followed closely by Malta. The rise in obesity is attributed to the decline of home cooking and the prevalence of processed foods from retailers like Tesco. UK men rank second in obesity, trailing only Malta.

Keywords: [obesity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/obesity.md), eurostat, [uk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uk.md), [malta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/malta.md), [health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/health.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Six-Year-Old Sexual Assault Charge, Playing Doctor, Time Magazine Covers (2:12:34–2:16:11)

A six-year-old boy in Grant County, Wisconsin, faces felony sexual assault charges for "playing doctor" with five-year-old friends. The hosts criticize the prosecutor, Lisa Rineker, for criminalizing childhood curiosity. This is linked to a broader media theme of "anxiety," as seen on the U.S. cover of Time Magazine, which replaced a revolutionary Egyptian cover with a story on why anxiety is beneficial.

Keywords: [sexual assault](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-assault.md), [wisconsin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wisconsin.md), playing doctor, [time magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/time-magazine.md), [anxiety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anxiety.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Bird Flu Research, H5N1, Al-Qaeda Poison Plots (2:16:13–2:21:44)

Dutch scientists at Erasmus University created a highly infectious version of the H5N1 bird flu virus, sparking fears of bioterrorism if the research is published. Meanwhile, reports suggest Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula is collaborating with Boko Haram to develop lethal poisons or "vaccines" to be used by suicide attackers in West Africa.

Keywords: [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [erasmus university](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/erasmus-university.md), [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [boko haram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boko-haram.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Higgs Boson Particle, CERN, Large Hadron Collider (2:21:45–2:25:20)

Physicists at CERN suggest that the Higgs Boson particle, which the $10 billion Large Hadron Collider was built to find, may not actually exist. Researchers are now referring to the particle as a potential "chimera." The hosts express skepticism over the project's cost and the shifting scientific theories used to justify continued funding.

Keywords: [higgs boson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/higgs-boson.md), [cern](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cern.md), [large hadron collider](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-hadron-collider.md), [physics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/physics.md), [chimera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chimera.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Black Friday Success, Justin Bieber Fragrance, Pencil of Promise (2:25:21–2:30:39)

Macy's CEO Terry Lundgren reported strong Black Friday sales, highlighting a $65 Justin Bieber fragrance called "Someday." The fragrance is tied to a "Pencils of Promise" charity campaign. The hosts mock the initiative and propose their own "No Agenda Pencil of Promise" as a satirical merchandise item.

Keywords: [black friday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-friday.md), [macy's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/macy-s.md), [justin bieber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/justin-bieber.md), someday fragrance, pencil of promise

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Outro, Producer Update, Judge Napolitano Rant (2:30:40–2:36:15)

The show concludes with a sign-off from Camp Mofo in Austin and Northern Silicon Valley. A final segment features a four-minute "What If" rant by Judge Andrew Napolitano, questioning the role of government, the erosion of the free market, and the manipulation of the Occupy Wall Street movement. The hosts announce a producer update following the stream.

Keywords: [judge napolitano](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/judge-napolitano.md), [camp mofo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/camp-mofo.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), lone star state, [freedom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/freedom.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/360-pencil-of-promise/chapter/40.md)

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