# Obama Needs Water

> A massive Federal Reserve document dump exposes trillions in secret foreign lending while political leaders prioritize military intervention in Libya over constitutional free speech protections.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 292
- **Published:** 2011-04-03
- **Length:** 2h 6m
- **Topics:** Libya impeachment, Fed document leak, [Lindsey Graham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsey-graham.md), MRI Global, Brain scrambling, Clean Fleets, [Lockerbie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockerbie.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water

## About this episode

The Federal Reserve released 136 megabytes of redacted documents revealing $3.3 trillion in secret loans to foreign entities, including a bank partially owned by Libya. Representative Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich are now calling for the impeachment of President Barack Obama over the unconstitutional military intervention in Libya. This financial trail suggests the Libyan rebels may have already accessed the Fed's discount window to fund their operations against Muammar Gaddafi.

Senator Lindsey Graham faced sharp criticism for suggesting on Face the Nation that free speech is secondary to war efforts following beheadings in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, former CIA official Michael Scheuer labeled the Libya mission a piece of theater orchestrated by Hillary Clinton and John McCain, warning that the intervention serves as a primary recruitment tool for extremists. Additional reports from the Asia Times indicate the Arab League vote for a no-fly zone was illegitimate, as only nine of twenty-two members supported the measure. In the corporate sector, President Obama promoted the National Clean Fleets Partnership at a UPS facility, an initiative managed by MRI Global and Battelle, companies with deep ties to the chemical defense and humanoid robotics industries.

John C. Dvorak recounts a dismissive airport encounter with former Google CEO Eric Schmidt while traveling through New York for college tours. Adam Curry deconstructs the authenticity of foreign reporting, demonstrating how digital voice synthesis on a Mac can mimic reporters like Ali al-Mujahid. The duo also examines the phenomenon of media hosts speaking gibberish, speculating on the use of high-powered electromagnets to scramble human speech patterns.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/transcript.md.

### 1. New York City College Tours and Spring Break (0:00–1:30)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the show with Dvorak reporting from New York City. He is accompanying his daughter on a spring break trip to visit various colleges and performing arts venues. The hosts remark on the "Gitmo Nation" architecture of glass buildings reflecting clouds in Manhattan.

Keywords: [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md), [spring break](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spring-break.md), college tours, [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), glass buildings

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Jerusalem Play Review and British Nihilism (1:30–3:38)

John C. Dvorak reviews the play "Jerusalem," which recently moved from London to New York. He describes the production as a dark, nihilistic exploration of drunken British youth and petty small-town bureaucracy. The hosts compare the play's themes of futility to their own deconstructions of modern British life under "Gitmo Nation" auspices.

Keywords: jerusalem play, [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), performing arts, british youth, [nihilism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nihilism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/2.md)

### 3. New York Media Isolation and Local News Amateurism (3:39–6:11)

The discussion shifts to the perceived isolation of the New York City media market from general American thought. Dvorak criticizes the amateur production quality of local news, specifically mentioning a New York Times contributor's lack of glare-proof glasses and poor dental work. They note that New York news often ignores national syndicated content in favor of hyper-local reporting.

Keywords: new york one, media isolation, [face the nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/face-the-nation.md), [local news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/local-news.md), dental work

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Lindsey Graham, Free Speech and War Rhetoric (6:11–7:35)

Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina is criticized for comments made on "Face the Nation" regarding the beheadings in Afghanistan following a Koran burning. Graham reportedly stated that while free speech is a great idea, the nation is currently at war, implying constitutional rights are secondary. The hosts label him a warmonger and question his viability as a presidential candidate.

Keywords: [lindsey graham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsey-graham.md), [south carolina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-carolina.md), [free speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/free-speech.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), koran burning

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Federal Reserve Secret Document Release and Foreign Loans (7:35–9:19)

The Federal Reserve released 136 megabytes of redacted PDF documents detailing secret lending practices. The records reveal that $3.3 trillion was lent to foreign banks, including a bank partially owned by Libya. The documents also cover the Toxic Asset Relief Program (TARP) and loans to hedge funds managed by former Goldman Sachs executives.

Keywords: [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), toxic asset bailout, [goldman sachs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldman-sachs.md), discount window

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Ron Paul on Secret War Funding and Impeachment (9:19–11:42)

Representative Ron Paul discusses the potential impeachment of the President over the unconstitutional war in Libya, a sentiment shared by Dennis Kucinich. Paul highlights how the Federal Reserve can bypass Congressional funding authority by lending directly to foreign central banks. He suggests the Libyan rebels may have already accessed the Fed's discount window to fund their operations.

Keywords: [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [dennis kucinich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dennis-kucinich.md), [impeachment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/impeachment.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Washington Post Inquiry and Andy Carvin's Twitter News (11:42–14:04)

Paul Farhi of the Washington Post contacted Adam Curry regarding a profile on NPR's Andy Carvin. Curry expresses skepticism about Carvin's role as a "social media strategist" who treats unvetted tweets as primary news sources. The segment is briefly interrupted by a technical glitch, which the hosts jokingly attribute to interference from the subjects of their deconstruction.

Keywords: [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md), [andy carvin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andy-carvin.md), [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), paul farhi, [media assassin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-assassin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/7.md)

### 8. State Department Propaganda and Media Deconstructionist Titles (14:04–16:56)

Adam Curry argues that NPR's reliance on Twitter for news allows for easy infiltration by State Department "techno-experts" spreading disinformation in languages like Farsi. He references Cass Sunstein's theories on cognitive infiltration as a framework for this activity. Curry also recounts his refusal to be labeled a "blogger" by the Washington Post, insisting on the title "Media Deconstructionist."

Keywords: [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [cass sunstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cass-sunstein.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [disinformation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disinformation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Constitutional Despair and Show Longevity (16:56–18:40)

The hosts reflect on a previous episode where Adam Curry expressed deep depression over the perceived death of the U.S. Constitution. They discuss the irony of presidential candidates dismissing free speech and suggest the show will continue only as long as listener support remains viable in an increasingly restrictive environment.

Keywords: [constitution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/constitution.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [free speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/free-speech.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [support](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/support.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Sponsor segment: Executive Producer Credits and Pocket No Agenda App (18:40–23:00)

The hosts acknowledge high-tier donors, including Steven van de Haaf and David Dolson, for their contributions toward knighthoods. They promote the "Pocket No Agenda" mobile app, which features game center support and push notifications for the stream. Several members of the "300 Club" are thanked for their financial support to help improve the hosts' morale.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [pocket no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pocket-no-agenda.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Eric Schmidt Airport Encounter and NSA Speculation (23:01–24:19)

John C. Dvorak recounts a chance encounter with former Google CEO Eric Schmidt at an airport. Dvorak mentions his recent column suggesting Schmidt would be an ideal head for the NSA or CIA. Schmidt reportedly appeared dismissive of the suggestion while traveling between New York and Washington D.C. for undisclosed business.

Keywords: [eric schmidt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-schmidt.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md), [airport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airport.md), security head

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Dean & DeLuca Fan Encounter in Manhattan (24:20–25:51)

While at a Dean & DeLuca cafe in Manhattan, John C. Dvorak was approached by a young female fan who greeted him with the show's catchphrase, "In the morning." Dvorak describes his surprise at being recognized in public and notes that he distributed a No Agenda show card to the listener.

Keywords: dean & deluca, [manhattan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/manhattan.md), [fan encounter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fan-encounter.md), [in the morning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/in-the-morning.md), show cards

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Rogue Agent App and Sniper Scope Photos (25:52–27:36)

Donor Dale Thornton promotes his iPhone application, "Rogue Agent," which allows users to overlay military-style graphics like rifle scopes and night vision onto their photos. The hosts describe the app as having a "renegade spy" aesthetic and mention its humorous potential for everyday photography.

Keywords: rogue agent app, [iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), sniper scope, [night vision](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/night-vision.md), dale thornton

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Sponsor segment: Bullshit Filter Safari Extension and News Network (27:37–29:49)

The hosts announce a new Safari extension for the "Bullshit Filter," which replaces the names of political figures with derogatory or humorous aliases. They also encourage listeners to forward domain names to the No Agenda News Network, a 24-hour news aggregator powered by the show's producers.

Keywords: safari extension, bullshit filter, [no agenda news network](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-news-network.md), [janet napolitano](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-napolitano.md), [domain forwarding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/domain-forwarding.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/14.md)

### 15. WTC 7 Jingle and Wire Transfer Donations (29:59–33:13)

Executive Producer David Horbeck III requests the full version of a jingle regarding World Trade Center Building 7. The hosts discuss the upcoming 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks and provide instructions for international listeners to donate via wire transfers or physical checks.

Keywords: [wtc 7](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wtc-7.md), david horbeck, [jingle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingle.md), [wire transfer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wire-transfer.md), [10th anniversary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/10th-anniversary.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Russia Today Propaganda and Susan Lindauer (33:13–35:17)

The hosts analyze coverage from Russia Today (RT) featuring Susan Lindauer, a former U.S. intelligence asset with a focus on Libya. Lindauer claims the current conflict is rooted in Gaddafi's demand for reimbursement of the $2.7 billion paid to families of the Pan Am 103 Lockerbie bombing victims, asserting that Libya was wrongfully blamed for the attack.

Keywords: [russia today](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia-today.md), susan lindauer, [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [lockerbie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockerbie.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Lockerbie Bombing Reimbursement and Oil Company Pullout (35:18–39:11)

Susan Lindauer explains that Gaddafi was pressuring U.S. oil companies like Chevron and Occidental Petroleum to reimburse Libya for Lockerbie-related sanctions. According to Lindauer, the U.S. initiated the regime change effort once these oil companies pulled out of Libya in October, fearing Gaddafi would expose the CIA's alleged involvement in the original 1988 bombing.

Keywords: [lockerbie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockerbie.md), [gaddafi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gaddafi.md), [chevron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chevron.md), occidental petroleum, [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/17.md)

### 18. CIA Operations in Libya and Chinese Oil Interests (39:11–42:34)

The hosts deconstruct the theory that the Lockerbie bombing was a CIA operation involving drugs that was covered up by blaming Libya. They suggest the current war is a continuation of this conflict, exacerbated by Gaddafi's oil deals with Russia and China. They note the recent destruction of a Chinese-built oil refinery in Libya as evidence of a broader geopolitical setup.

Keywords: [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [oil refinery](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-refinery.md), milosevic

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Military Industrial Complex and War Costs (42:34–44:16)

John C. Dvorak criticizes the "leadership role" rhetoric used by U.S. politicians to justify the Libya conflict, arguing it primarily benefits the military-industrial complex. The hosts estimate the cost of the Libya intervention at $300 million to $500 million per week, noting that defense contractors view these conflicts as their "bread and butter."

Keywords: [military industrial complex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-industrial-complex.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [war costs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/war-costs.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [congress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/congress.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Michael Scheuer CNN Interview and "Militainment" (44:16–47:33)

Former CIA official Michael Scheuer appears on CNN and criticizes the Libya intervention as a "piece of theater" orchestrated by Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Scheuer argues that attacking a Muslim country for oil serves as a primary recruitment tool for extremists. The CNN anchors are seen attempting to shut down his commentary when he labels the U.S. as nearly bankrupt.

Keywords: [michael scheuer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-scheuer.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [recruitment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recruitment.md), [oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Susan Rice and the Bipartisan Interventionist Policy (47:34–50:35)

Michael Scheuer continues his critique of Ambassador Susan Rice and the bipartisan tendency to intervene in foreign affairs where no U.S. interests are at stake. He argues that the U.S. economy and the Libya mission are intrinsically linked due to the national deficit. The hosts mock the CNN anchors for their defensive reaction to Scheuer's "crazed" label for Rice.

Keywords: [susan rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-rice.md), [michael scheuer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-scheuer.md), [interventionism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/interventionism.md), [bankruptcy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bankruptcy.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Arab League Quorum and Rigged Voting (50:35–53:01)

The hosts highlight a report from the Asia Times stating that the Arab League's vote for a no-fly zone over Libya was illegitimate. Only 11 of the 22 members were present, failing to meet a quorum, and only nine members actually supported the measure. They point out that major members like Syria and Algeria were either absent or opposed.

Keywords: [arab league](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arab-league.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [no-fly zone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-fly-zone.md), asia times, [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Libyan Asset Freeze and the $33 Billion Coincidence (53:02–55:46)

The U.S. government froze $33 billion in Libyan assets, a figure that coincidentally matches the $33 billion in budget cuts recently announced by Vice President Joe Biden and John Boehner. Additionally, the hosts note that President Obama's national address was scheduled at 7:30 PM to avoid conflicting with ABC's "Dancing with the Stars," illustrating the priority of entertainment over statecraft.

Keywords: [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), asset freeze, [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [budget cuts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/budget-cuts.md), [dancing with the stars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dancing-with-the-stars.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Tokyo Earthquake Sensationalism and "Fly-jin" Reports (55:47–59:43)

A listener in Tokyo debunks sensationalized reports from UK newspapers like The Sun regarding the aftermath of the Japanese earthquake. The reports claimed Tokyo was a "city of ghosts" with starving residents, while locals noted that utilities remained on and food delivery services like Domino's were still operational. The hosts suggest the media is hyping the disaster to distract from the war in Libya.

Keywords: [tokyo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tokyo.md), [earthquake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earthquake.md), [fukushima](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fukushima.md), [sensationalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sensationalism.md), [the sun](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-sun.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Yemen Reporter and Digital Voice Synthesis (59:43–1:03:35)

The hosts analyze an interview on Australian ABC Radio with a reporter named Ali al-Mujahid regarding instability in Yemen. They conclude that the reporter's voice is actually a computer-generated speech synthesizer. Adam Curry demonstrates how easily such digital voices can be produced on a Mac, raising concerns about the authenticity of foreign reporting.

Keywords: [yemen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yemen.md), [voice synthesis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voice-synthesis.md), ali al-mujahid, abc radio, digital voice

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Obama's Clean Fleets Partnership and UPS Speech (1:03:36–1:07:13)

President Obama delivered a speech at a UPS distribution center in Maryland to promote the "National Clean Fleets Partnership." The initiative encourages large corporate fleets, including FedEx, AT&T, and PepsiCo, to switch to alternative fuel vehicles. The hosts deconstruct the speech, noting the emphasis on business-driven solutions that still involve heavy government coordination.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [ups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ups.md), [clean energy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clean-energy.md), oil dependence, [pepsico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pepsico.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Alliance for Sustainable Energy and MRI Global (1:07:14–1:09:53)

The "National Clean Fleets Partnership" is managed by the Alliance for Sustainable Energy, an LLC owned by Battelle and MRI Global. This entity operates the National Renewable Energy Laboratory (NREL) under a $1.1 billion government contract. The hosts investigate MRI Global's leadership, noting their deep ties to the nuclear and chemical defense industries.

Keywords: mri global, [department of energy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-energy.md), nrel, [battelle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/battelle.md), [sustainable energy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sustainable-energy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/27.md)

### 28. MRI Global Promo and Humanoid Defense Robots (1:09:53–1:13:04)

A promotional video for MRI Global highlights the company's work in renewable energy, vaccine development, and defense technology. The company specifically touts its engineering of humanoid robots designed to safeguard troops from chemical and biological weapons. The hosts mock the corporate jargon and the high cost of these "problem solver" initiatives.

Keywords: mri global, [humanoid robots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/humanoid-robots.md), [vaccines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccines.md), [chemical weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemical-weapons.md), defense engineering

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/28.md)

### 29. CH2M Hill and Ethical Company Branding (1:13:05–1:16:54)

The hosts examine CH2M Hill, a major contractor involved in the sustainable energy alliance. They point out the irony of the company displaying a "World's Most Ethical Companies" badge on its website. They also describe bizarre imagery on the company's site, including what appears to be an oil rig situated in the middle of the River Thames in London.

Keywords: ch2m hill, [ethics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethics.md), [oil rigs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-rigs.md), [thames](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thames.md), corporate shills

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/29.md)

### 30. FEMA Camps and No Agenda Beer Survey (1:16:54–1:21:12)

A listener from Arizona reports on a local "FEMA camp" and an upcoming anthrax evacuation drill. Another listener, Michael from Oregon, requests help with a school marketing project regarding the beer industry, directing producers to "noagendabeer.com." The hosts offer "de-douching" services and karma to the contributors.

Keywords: [fema camps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fema-camps.md), anthrax drill, beer survey, [monsanto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monsanto.md), marketing project

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/30.md)

### 31. International Karma and Vegan Presidential Candidates (1:21:12–1:26:22)

Listeners from Norway, New Zealand, and the U.S. request karma for various personal milestones, including birthdays and job searches. A producer from Norway notes that their government sent F-16s to Libya to protect Norwegian oil interests. The hosts also discuss the "vegan" presidential prospects of Dennis Kucinich for the 2012 election.

Keywords: [norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway.md), [f-16](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/f-16.md), [dennis kucinich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dennis-kucinich.md), [vegan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vegan.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Counterbalance Booms and RV Tour Ambitions (1:26:22–1:28:35)

Adam Curry discusses his technical setup, including the need for a counterbalance boom for his new heavy microphone. The hosts reiterate their desire for a listener to provide an RV for a "No Agenda Nation" tour across America. They emphasize that the show remains ad-free and relies solely on the "Value-for-Value" model.

Keywords: [rv tour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rv-tour.md), [microphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microphone.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [no agenda nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Birthday Celebrations and Sir Stephen's Knighting (1:28:35–1:30:06)

The hosts celebrate several listener birthdays, including John C. Dvorak's upcoming 59th birthday on April 5th. Stephen van de Haaf is officially knighted into the "No Agenda Round Table" after reaching the $1,000 donation threshold. He is promised a custom ring and a seat at the metaphorical table of "hookers and blow."

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), stephen van de haaf, [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ring.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Brain Scrambling and Media Host Glitches (1:30:07–1:34:05)

The hosts discuss a phenomenon they call "brain scrambling," where television and radio hosts suddenly begin speaking gibberish. They play a clip of Ian Punnett on "Coast to Coast AM" experiencing a verbal glitch. They also mention rumors of a similar incident involving Judge Judy and speculate on the cause of these neurological malfunctions.

Keywords: brain scrambling, ian punnett, [coast to coast am](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coast-to-coast-am.md), judge judy, [magnets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magnets.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Magnetic Brain Stimulation and Nova Science (1:34:06–1:35:40)

A segment from the program "Nova" is referenced, demonstrating how high-powered electromagnets can be used to trigger or disable specific brain functions. The hosts note that scientists can map the brain to make a subject's thumb twitch or cause them to become a "babbling idiot." They express concern over the potential applications of this technology.

Keywords: [magnets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magnets.md), brain mapping, [nova](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nova.md), electromagnetism, motor functions

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/35.md)

### 36. TSA Radiation and "Teeny Weeny" Doses (1:35:42–1:38:59)

CNN's senior medical correspondent Elizabeth Cohen is criticized for her report on TSA full-body scanners. Cohen used the term "teeny weeny weeny" to describe the amount of radiation passengers receive from the machines. The hosts argue that the researchers cited in the report never actually tested the machines, relying instead on manufacturer data.

Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [radiation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/radiation.md), [elizabeth cohen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elizabeth-cohen.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [naked body scanners](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/naked-body-scanners.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/36.md)

### 37. SFO Body Scanner Removal Mystery (1:39:00–1:40:32)

John C. Dvorak reports that during a recent trip through San Francisco International Airport (SFO), the naked body scanners had been completely removed. Only standard magnetometers were in use, despite SFO being one of the first airports to implement the advanced imaging technology. The hosts question why the "imminent threat" level has seemingly dropped at this specific location.

Keywords: [sfo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sfo.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [body scanners](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/body-scanners.md), [magnetometers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magnetometers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Don't Ask Don't Tell Repeal Delays (1:40:33–1:42:24)

The Pentagon claims the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" will be ready by summer, but the hosts are skeptical. They note that only 9% of the force has received the necessary training on how to handle the policy change. They predict the administration will use the conflict in Libya as an excuse to delay the repeal further.

Keywords: [don't ask don't tell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/don-t-ask-don-t-tell.md), [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [military training](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-training.md), [repeal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/repeal.md), clifford stanley

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/38.md)

### 39. False Flag Warnings and Southwest Airlines Hole (1:42:26–1:44:10)

The hosts discuss the potential for a "false flag" event to justify ground troops in Libya. They mention a recent incident where a gaping hole appeared in the roof of a Southwest Airlines Boeing 737. They mock media suggestions that a meteorite caused the damage, suggesting instead that structural issues or external interference are being downplayed.

Keywords: [false flag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/false-flag.md), [southwest airlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/southwest-airlines.md), [meteorite](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meteorite.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md), [aviation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aviation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Synthetic Vaccines and Restless Leg Syndrome (1:44:11–1:48:22)

A Colombian scientist claims to have discovered a way to create synthetic vaccines for all infectious diseases. In a separate health update, a "New Scientist" report suggests that masturbation can alleviate Restless Leg Syndrome (RLS). John C. Dvorak also discusses his April Fool's column about Facebook being acquired by Chinese and Indian interests.

Keywords: synthetic vaccines, [restless leg syndrome](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/restless-leg-syndrome.md), [colombia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colombia.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [april fools](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/april-fools.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Tim Flannery and the 1000-Year Carbon Tax (1:48:23–1:53:41)

Australian radio hosts Steve Price and Andrew Bolt interview climate commissioner Tim Flannery regarding the proposed carbon tax. Flannery admits that even if all global emissions were cut immediately, temperatures would not drop for several hundred to a thousand years. The hosts praise the interviewers for forcing Flannery to admit the tax will have no measurable impact on current climate conditions.

Keywords: tim flannery, [carbon tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-tax.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), mtr 1377

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Peak Oil Skepticism and Belgian Government Record (1:53:41–1:55:59)

The hosts discuss their skepticism of "Peak Oil," favoring the theory of abiotic oil. They also congratulate Belgium for setting a world record for the longest period without a functioning government. Students in Belgium reportedly held a "Revolution de Frite" (Fries Revolution) to protest the political deadlock.

Keywords: [peak oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peak-oil.md), [abiotic oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abiotic-oil.md), [belgium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/belgium.md), revolution de frite, [john holdren](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-holdren.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Irish Property Taxes and U.S. Corporate Tax Burden (1:56:00–1:58:37)

Ireland is introducing new property taxes as part of its agreement with the IMF and European Union. The hosts argue that Americans are actually the most heavily taxed people in the world when accounting for sales, excise, and hidden corporate taxes. They explain how a 35% corporate tax is ultimately passed on to the consumer, resulting in "double-dipping" by the government.

Keywords: [ireland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ireland.md), [property tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/property-tax.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), [corporate tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corporate-tax.md), [value added tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-added-tax.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Spider-Man Broadway Review and Show Outro (1:58:37–2:01:58)

John C. Dvorak prepares to see the "Spider-Man" musical on Broadway, which is rumored to be a massive financial failure. The hosts run through "magic numbers" in the news, including Vodafone's 33% stake purchase and Google's 33% smartphone market share. They sign off with a reminder to visit the No Agenda News Network.

Keywords: [spider-man](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spider-man.md), [broadway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/broadway.md), [vodafone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vodafone.md), smartphone market, priests

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/44.md)

### 45. MSNBC's Pro-War History and Muzzled Journalists (2:02:07–2:06:25)

A Russia Today report deconstructs MSNBC's history of supporting military interventions despite its liberal reputation. The segment highlights how anti-war voices like Phil Donahue were cancelled and journalists like Ashley Banfield and Peter Arnett were muzzled or fired for criticizing the Iraq War. The report concludes that the network prioritizes "militainment" over objective reporting.

Keywords: [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [phil donahue](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phil-donahue.md), [ashley banfield](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ashley-banfield.md), [jesse ventura](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jesse-ventura.md), militainment

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/292-obama-needs-water/chapter/45.md)

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