# Farsi Farce

> Washington admits defeat in the global media war as the State Department deploys social media experts to counter Chinese influence and Libyan narratives.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 283
- **Published:** 2011-03-03
- **Length:** 2h 26m
- **Topics:** [Information War](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/information-war.md), Libya Intervention, [Charlie Sheen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-sheen.md), [Corn Sugar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corn-sugar.md), EPA Dust, Gaddafi Assets, [Al Jazeera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-jazeera.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce

## About this episode

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Senator John Kerry lead a push for intervention in Libya during a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing on the State Department’s fifty-seven billion dollar budget. Clinton explicitly frames the current geopolitical climate as an information war, admitting that the United States is losing influence to networks like Al Jazeera. The narrative surrounding Muammar Gaddafi is compared to the 1997 film Wag the Dog, suggesting that media reports of civilian massacres lack verifiable evidence and serve as a pretext for seizing energy resources.

President Obama signed Executive Order 13566 to freeze billions in Libyan assets held at Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase, while the Swiss government blocked accounts linked to the Gaddafi family. In the United Kingdom, the Vodafone network suffered a slave revolt sabotage, and German Defense Minister Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg resigned following a plagiarism scandal. Domestically, the EPA is moving to regulate farm dust and livestock movement under new particulate matter rules, and the Corn Refiners Association has launched a rebranding campaign to rename high fructose corn syrup as corn sugar to mislead consumers.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the peculiar stammering of Representative Eleanor Holmes Norton and the MKUltra theories surrounding Charlie Sheen’s public dispute with Chuck Lorre. The hosts analyze the pharmaceutical industry’s marketing of immune-suppressing drugs like Enbrel and the suspicious timing of Baxter International’s new vaccine approvals. New Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable are dubbed as the show transitions to the Gitmo News Network model.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/transcript.md.

### 1. No Agenda Episode 283 Introduction and Programming Notes (0:00–2:28)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 283 from their respective locations in Southern California and Northern Silicon Valley. Curry describes his late-night work on the No Agenda News Network and the technical challenges of coding the new platform. The hosts confirm the recording date as Thursday, March 3, 2011.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [no agenda news network](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-news-network.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [programming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/programming.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Wag the Dog Movie Comparison to Libya Media Coverage (2:28–4:47)

The 1997 film Wag the Dog is identified as a blueprint for current media narratives regarding the conflict in Libya. Similarities include the use of "B-roll" footage, suitcase nuke memes, and manufactured crises to justify military intervention. The transition from 1990s technology like Palm Pilots to modern tools like Twitter and Facebook is noted as the primary evolution in disseminating disinformation.

Keywords: [wag the dog](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wag-the-dog.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [robert de niro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-de-niro.md), [dustin hoffman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dustin-hoffman.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Hillary Clinton and John Kerry Senate Foreign Relations Hearing (4:48–11:17)

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton appeared before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, chaired by John Kerry, to discuss the State Department's $57 billion budget. Kerry's opening remarks set a tone for intervention in Libya, emphasizing that Muammar Gaddafi has lost legitimacy. The discussion highlights the lack of verifiable video evidence for reported "slaughter of innocents" and suggests the narrative is part of an information war.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), senate foreign relations committee, [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/3.md)

### 4. State Department Budget and Global Security Contingency Fund (11:18–14:43)

Hillary Clinton proposes tearing down bureaucratic walls between the State Department and the Department of Defense to share budgets. This includes the creation of a "Global Security Contingency Fund," which is characterized as a potential slush fund for international intervention. The segment also touches on ongoing issues in Somalia and the continued rebuilding efforts in Haiti.

Keywords: [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [department of defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-defense.md), global security contingency fund, [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [somalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/somalia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Hillary Clinton on the Information War and Al Jazeera (14:44–19:06)

Hillary Clinton explicitly states that the United States is engaged in an "information war" and is currently losing to networks like Al Jazeera. She criticizes American private media for "cultural programming" that she claims works at counter-purposes to American values. Clinton references the Cold War era as a time when the U.S. was more successful at messaging.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [al jazeera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-jazeera.md), [broadcasting board of governors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/broadcasting-board-of-governors.md), [information war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/information-war.md), [cold war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cold-war.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/5.md)

### 6. State Department Techno Experts and Social Media Propaganda (19:07–26:16)

The State Department has deployed a team of "techno experts" to engage on websites and social media platforms using Arabic and Farsi Twitter feeds. These efforts are described as a modern "Ministry of Truth" designed to spread pro-U.S. narratives and disinformation. Reference is made to HB Gary and the use of multiple-personality account software to manage online personas.

Keywords: [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [farsi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/farsi.md), [arabic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arabic.md), hb gary

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/6.md)

### 7. U.S. Competition with China and Realpolitik in Libya (26:17–31:48)

Hillary Clinton admits that the U.S. is in a direct competition for influence with China, citing energy finds in Papua New Guinea and ExxonMobil's interests. The conflict in Libya is framed through the lens of "Realpolitik," suggesting that the intervention is less about humanitarian concerns and more about countering Chinese economic expansion and oil interests in the region.

Keywords: [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), realpolitik, [exxonmobil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exxonmobil.md), [papua new guinea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/papua-new-guinea.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Lockerbie Bombing and Potential Prosecution of Muammar Gaddafi (31:49–38:33)

U.S. officials are exploring the prosecution of Muammar Gaddafi for the 1988 Lockerbie bombing following claims by the former Libyan Justice Minister. Hillary Clinton discusses the potential extradition of Al-Megrahi and her personal connection to the victims as a former Senator for New York. The timing of these renewed allegations is viewed as a strategic move to justify regime change.

Keywords: [lockerbie bombing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockerbie-bombing.md), [pan am 103](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pan-am-103.md), [muammar gaddafi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muammar-gaddafi.md), al-megrahi, [syracuse university](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syracuse-university.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Mark Rich, Glencore, and the World Court (38:33–40:44)

The pardon of Mark Rich by Bill Clinton is linked to the rise of Glencore, a massive commodities company set to go public on the London Stock Exchange. The segment also discusses the U.S. government's selective use of the World Court, noting that while they want Gaddafi prosecuted, they refuse to recognize the court's jurisdiction over American officials like Donald Rumsfeld or George W. Bush.

Keywords: [mark rich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-rich.md), [glencore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glencore.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [world court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-court.md), [war crimes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/war-crimes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/9.md)

### 10. British Lynx Helicopter Incident and False Flag Claims (40:47–43:27)

A report regarding a British Lynx helicopter crew being detained in Libya is scrutinized. Based on technical knowledge of helicopter operations, the claim that only two crew members were involved is challenged as being inconsistent with standard mission protocols. The incident is characterized as a potential false flag to draw NATO further into the conflict.

Keywords: lynx helicopter, [royal navy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/royal-navy.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [false flag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/false-flag.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Executive Producer Credits and Birthday Donations (43:27–46:41)

Don Bean and John Dunn are credited as the Executive Producer and Associate Executive Producer for the episode. A birthday shout-out is given to Brandon Bean, who turned 28. John Dunn is noted for sending a physical check for $250 to avoid PayPal fees, supporting the show's value-for-value model.

Keywords: don bean, john dunn, 283 club, [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Domain Name Forwarding and No Agenda Dice (46:41–49:09)

The hosts acknowledge various listeners who have forwarded domain names to the show's website, including "1800shutupslave.com" and "gitmonation.com." A discussion of the ".42" experimental top-level domain occurs. Additionally, a final call is made for the limited-edition green Saint Patrick's Day No Agenda dice.

Keywords: [domain names](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/domain-names.md), [icann](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/icann.md), [no agenda dice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-dice.md), saint patrick's day, top-level domain

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/12.md)

### 13. No Agenda Bullshit Filter and Kickstarter Success (49:10–51:42)

A Firefox plugin called the "No Agenda Bullshit Filter" is highlighted, which automatically corrects names and terms on web pages (e.g., changing Donald Rumsfeld to "Ted Rumsfeld"). The hosts also celebrate the successful Kickstarter funding for "Rhino of the Bearded Ones," which will allow him to continue producing "No Agenda Shots."

Keywords: [firefox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/firefox.md), plugin, [kickstarter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kickstarter.md), rhino of the bearded ones, [donald rumsfeld](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-rumsfeld.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Oil's Crude Show and Gaddafi Family Movements (51:49–54:00)

A promotion for "Mr. Oil's Crude Show" follows a discussion on the lack of oil in Syria. Reports from Venezuelan and Spanish news sites suggest that Muammar Gaddafi's children have fled Libya via a G5 jet, traveling through Ghana to reach asylum in Venezuela.

Keywords: [mr. oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mr-oil.md), [venezuela](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venezuela.md), [gaddafi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gaddafi.md), g5 jet, [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/14.md)

### 15. UN Suspension of Libya and Venezuelan Criticism (54:00–56:27)

The United Nations Human Rights Council suspended Libya, a move praised by U.S. Ambassador Susan Rice. However, Venezuelan envoy Jorge Valero criticized the move, accusing the United States of using human rights as a pretext for military intervention to seize Libyan oil and energy resources.

Keywords: [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [susan rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/susan-rice.md), [venezuela](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venezuela.md), [human rights council](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights-council.md), jorge valero

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Executive Order 13566 and Freezing Libyan Assets (56:27–59:37)

President Obama signed Executive Order 13566 on February 25, 2011, blocking property and prohibiting transactions related to Libya. This affects billions of dollars held in U.S. banks like Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase. The Swiss government's decision to freeze Gaddafi's accounts is also discussed, with speculation that it stems from a "deal gone bad" with European oil interests.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), executive order 13566, [goldman sachs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldman-sachs.md), [switzerland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switzerland.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Eleanor Holmes Norton Stammering Clip (59:38–1:01:47)

An audio clip of D.C. Representative Eleanor Holmes Norton features a severe stammering episode during a public statement. The hosts document the peculiar nature of the speech pattern, comparing it to other "stammering Democrats" they have tracked, and suggest it may be a sign of stress or deception.

Keywords: [eleanor holmes norton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eleanor-holmes-norton.md), [stammering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stammering.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), dc representative, audio clip

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Charlie Sheen Business Dispute and Media Narrative (1:01:47–1:05:28)

The public breakdown of actor Charlie Sheen is analyzed as a business dispute with producer Chuck Lorre rather than a simple mental health crisis. The hosts compare the media's "wacko" narrative to the treatment of Michael Jackson. A debate occurs regarding the ownership of CBS, clarifying it is owned by Viacom/National Amusements rather than Sony.

Keywords: [charlie sheen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-sheen.md), chuck lorre, [cbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs.md), [viacom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viacom.md), [two and a half men](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/two-and-a-half-men.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Bipolar Disorder and the MKUltra Theory (1:05:28–1:10:03)

Medical experts on news programs suggest Charlie Sheen is experiencing a manic episode characterized by "pressured speech" and delusions of grandeur. The hosts discuss the link between bipolar disorder and substance abuse, while also floating a "crackpot" theory that Sheen's behavior could be related to MKUltra-style psychological manipulation.

Keywords: [bipolar disorder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bipolar-disorder.md), [charlie sheen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-sheen.md), [mkultra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mkultra.md), pressured speech, [substance abuse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/substance-abuse.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Charlie Sheen, Alex Jones, and Piers Morgan (1:10:02–1:15:09)

Charlie Sheen's media blitz, including his appearance on the Alex Jones Show and an interview with Piers Morgan, is reviewed. Sheen's use of the term "winning" and his self-identification as the "Che Guevara of Hollywood" are highlighted. The hosts express skepticism toward Alex Jones's role in the saga, suggesting he may be part of a disinformation effort.

Keywords: [alex jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alex-jones.md), [piers morgan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/piers-morgan.md), [charlie sheen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-sheen.md), [che guevara](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/che-guevara.md), winning

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Taco Bell Beef Quality and Signature Recipe (1:15:10–1:18:37)

Taco Bell launched a marketing campaign to defend its "seasoned beef," which it claims is 88% premium beef and 12% "signature recipe." The hosts examine the ingredients in the signature recipe, noting the presence of silicon dioxide (sand) and sodium phosphates, which the company defends as FDA-approved and common in household spices.

Keywords: [taco bell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taco-bell.md), [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md), silicon dioxide, sodium phosphate, [beef](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beef.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Corn Sugar Rebranding of High Fructose Corn Syrup (1:18:38–1:20:08)

The Corn Refiners Association is attempting to rebrand high fructose corn syrup as "corn sugar" to combat negative public perception. The hosts argue this is a deceptive marketing scam intended to eventually allow manufacturers to simply list "sugar" on labels, bamboozling health-conscious consumers.

Keywords: [high fructose corn syrup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/high-fructose-corn-syrup.md), [corn sugar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corn-sugar.md), [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), [rebranding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rebranding.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/22.md)

### 23. EPA Regulation of Farm Dust and Livestock (1:20:09–1:23:19)

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is considering new regulations on "particulate matter," specifically targeting dust created by farming activities. Representative Ted Poe criticizes the proposal, noting it would require farmers to mitigate dust from dirt roads and even livestock movement, which could lead to significant fines for the agricultural industry.

Keywords: [epa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/epa.md), [ted poe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-poe.md), farm dust, particulates, [agriculture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agriculture.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Michael Moore on National Wealth and Collectivism (1:23:19–1:26:18)

Filmmaker Michael Moore argues on Grit TV that the United States is not broke and that the wealth held by the "one percent" should be treated as a national resource. The hosts criticize Moore's collectivist rhetoric, specifically his claim that there is a "finite amount" of cash in the country despite the reality of quantitative easing.

Keywords: [michael moore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-moore.md), [wisconsin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wisconsin.md), [collectivism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/collectivism.md), [taxation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxation.md), [grit tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grit-tv.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/24.md)

### 25. President Obama on Public Worker Rights in Wisconsin (1:26:18–1:29:02)

President Obama addressed the Council of Governors, commenting on the labor disputes in Wisconsin. While acknowledging the need for fiscal discipline and salary freezes, Obama stated that public employees should not be "vilified" and that their rights should not be infringed upon. The hosts debate whether collective bargaining is a "right" or a negotiated privilege.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [wisconsin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wisconsin.md), [collective bargaining](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/collective-bargaining.md), public workers, [budget crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/budget-crisis.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Frank Luntz on the Language of Labor Disputes (1:29:02–1:30:22)

Pollster Frank Luntz explains how the choice of words significantly impacts public opinion on labor issues. He notes that while 60% of Americans support "public workers," that support drops when they are called "government workers." Similarly, the term "collective bargaining" polls well, but the "right to join or not join a union" flips the results.

Keywords: [frank luntz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/frank-luntz.md), [collective bargaining](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/collective-bargaining.md), public workers, [polling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/polling.md), [linguistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linguistics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Vodafone Network Sabotage and Guttenberg Resignation (1:30:23–1:32:03)

In a "slave revolt" incident, the Vodafone mobile network in the UK was partially disabled after equipment was stolen from a telephone exchange. Meanwhile, in Germany, Defense Minister Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg resigned following a scandal involving the plagiarism of his doctoral thesis.

Keywords: [vodafone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vodafone.md), [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), karl-theodor zu guttenberg, [plagiarism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plagiarism.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/27.md)

### 28. David Brooks and The New Normal of Austerity (1:32:04–1:32:47)

New York Times columnist David Brooks is identified as a promoter of the "New Normal" meme. His writing focuses on the necessity of long-term deficit cutting and the "austerity principle," which the hosts have previously predicted would be used to manage public expectations during economic decline.

Keywords: [david brooks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-brooks.md), [the new normal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-new-normal.md), [austerity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austerity.md), deficit cutting, [memes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/memes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Global Warming and Record Snowfall Rationalization (1:32:51–1:36:10)

Climate scientists are criticized for claiming that record-breaking winter snowfalls are consistent with global warming. The hosts point out a contradiction: while some groups like Weather Underground link the weather to climate change, the NOAA Climate Scene Investigator unit stated that natural weather patterns were responsible, not global warming.

Keywords: [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [noaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/noaa.md), [weather underground](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weather-underground.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [snowfall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snowfall.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Gmail Data Deletion and Cloud Computing Risks (1:36:11–1:38:26)

A significant Gmail outage resulted in the deactivation and deletion of approximately 150,000 user accounts. Google's claim that they are restoring data from physical tape backups is met with skepticism. The incident is used to highlight the inherent risks of relying on cloud storage for critical personal and professional data.

Keywords: [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [gmail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gmail.md), [cloud computing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloud-computing.md), [verizon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/verizon.md), [data backup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-backup.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Listener Donations and the Zero Podcast (1:38:28–1:41:53)

The hosts thank several donors, including Kenneth Holt and Ringo from Ontario. Jay Gautier from Flint, Michigan, receives a "de-douching" and promotes his "Zero Podcast," which features hosts broadcasting while intoxicated. The "birthday formula" for donations is explained as a way for listeners to calculate their contribution based on their birth year and age.

Keywords: hamilton ohio, [saskatoon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saskatoon.md), [flint michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flint-michigan.md), zero podcast, [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Knighting Ceremony and Female Listener Shout-out (1:41:53–1:48:59)

Several listeners are recognized for their contributions, including Alan Asaf and Justin Bach. A "de-douching" is performed for Justin Cohen. The hosts also highlight a 21-year-old female listener who is "awake" to media manipulation and the financial crisis, citing the film Zeitgeist as an influence.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), madison wisconsin, [ham radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md), zeitgeist

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/32.md)

### 33. New Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable (1:48:59–1:52:26)

Chasen Rudzilski, Chris Heelan, and Alan Asaf are officially knighted as "Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable" for their $1,000 donations. Additionally, Marquis Moore of VYB Technical Solutions offers a 20% discount to No Agenda listeners, with half of the proceeds being donated back to the show.

Keywords: sir chasen, [sir chris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sir-chris.md), sir alan, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), vyb technical solutions

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Gitmo News Network and Show Art Standards (1:52:26–1:55:01)

Adam Curry discusses the development of the Gitmo News Network and the challenges of monetizing the Big App Show. The hosts also provide feedback to the show's "artists in residence," requesting that they omit episode numbers from cover art to keep it "evergreen" and ensure text remains readable at smaller resolutions.

Keywords: gitmo news network, [big app show](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-app-show.md), [cover art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cover-art.md), [evergreen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/evergreen.md), [itunes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/itunes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Toronto Mandatory Smart Water Meter Program (1:55:02–1:58:12)

The City of Toronto is implementing a mandatory automated water meter program using technology from Alclara. The hosts warn that these meters allow for two-way communication, enabling the city to remotely shut off a resident's water supply without entering the home. The system operates on a 450 MHz frequency with a one-mile range.

Keywords: [toronto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toronto.md), [smart meters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smart-meters.md), alclara, [water conservation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/water-conservation.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Bicycle Parking Fines and Jail in the Netherlands (1:58:13–1:59:55)

In the Dutch town of Oss, a new law imposes a maximum fine of 3,800 euros and up to three months in jail for parking a bicycle in non-approved spots, particularly around train stations. The hosts characterize this as an extreme measure of control over the local population's primary mode of transport.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [bicycles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bicycles.md), [oss](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oss.md), [fines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fines.md), [train stations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/train-stations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/36.md)

### 37. European Union Minimum Wage Harmonization and Labor Crisis (1:59:56–2:02:32)

The European Union is moving toward "harmonizing" minimum wages across member states, which critics argue will lower standards for workers in wealthier nations. An example is cited in London, where Polish immigrants are hired through agencies to clean hotel rooms for low wages, displacing local workers and driving down pay.

Keywords: [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [lisbon treaty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lisbon-treaty.md), [minimum wage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minimum-wage.md), [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Unreported Iraq Riots and Human Rights Violations (2:02:33–2:06:52)

While the media focuses on Libya, massive protests in Iraq have gone largely unreported. Iraqi security forces have reportedly killed dozens of protesters and detained hundreds more, including journalists and artists. Human Rights Watch has documented increased violations, including the torture and execution threats against members of the press.

Keywords: [iraq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq.md), [baghdad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baghdad.md), [democracy now](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democracy-now.md), [human rights watch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights-watch.md), [journalists](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalists.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/38.md)

### 39. California Driver's License Test and Biometric Surveillance (2:06:53–2:10:41)

Adam Curry recounts his experience taking the California driver's license test, noting the lack of a parallel parking requirement. He highlights the use of "L1 Identity Solutions" at the DMV, which captures biometric facial recognition profiles of all applicants, integrating them into a broader surveillance grid.

Keywords: [dmv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dmv.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [driver's license](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/driver-s-license.md), l1 identity solutions, [biometrics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/biometrics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Pharmaceutical Commercials and Immune System Suppression (2:10:41–2:13:00)

An Enbrel commercial is analyzed for its extensive list of side effects, including tuberculosis, lymphoma, and fatal infections. The hosts mock the pharmaceutical industry's marketing strategy of encouraging patients to "ask their doctor" for drugs that suppress the immune system and carry significant health risks.

Keywords: enbrel, [rheumatoid arthritis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rheumatoid-arthritis.md), [tuberculosis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tuberculosis.md), [lymphoma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lymphoma.md), [big pharma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-pharma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Hybrid Super Viruses and Baxter International Approval (2:13:00–2:16:00)

Chinese researchers have reportedly created 127 hybrid viruses by mixing H1N1 and avian flu genes in a laboratory. Meanwhile, Baxter International has received European approval for a new seasonal influenza vaccine. The hosts recall Baxter's previous "mistake" of contaminating vaccines with live bird flu virus, expressing concern over ongoing lab-created pathogens.

Keywords: [h1n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h1n1.md), [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [baxter international](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baxter-international.md), [vaccines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccines.md), laboratory

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Warren Buffett and the Berkshire Hathaway Rail Acquisition (2:16:01–2:19:21)

Warren Buffett's 2010 annual report highlights the successful acquisition of the Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad. Buffett notes that the purchase has significantly increased Berkshire Hathaway's earning power. This aligns with the hosts' ongoing narrative that the global elite are shifting focus toward rail infrastructure as a primary investment.

Keywords: [warren buffett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/warren-buffett.md), [berkshire hathaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berkshire-hathaway.md), [burlington northern santa fe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/burlington-northern-santa-fe.md), [high-speed rail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/high-speed-rail.md), [omaha](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/omaha.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Magic Number 33 in News and Finance (2:19:22–2:21:06)

The hosts identify several instances of the "magic number" 33 in recent news, including the iPad 2 being 33% thinner and the DHS seeking 33% of its budget for immigration. A notable example is World Trade Center developer Larry Silverstein locking New York City into a $33 million annual lease option.

Keywords: [magic numbers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magic-numbers.md), [33](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/33.md), [larry silverstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/larry-silverstein.md), [world trade center](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-trade-center.md), [department of homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-homeland-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/43.md)

### 44. George Clooney and the Sudan Information War (2:21:08–2:26:28)

George Clooney's involvement in Sudan and his upcoming film The Ides of March are viewed as part of a long-term positioning by the intelligence community. The hosts link Clooney to the 2002 film Confessions of a Dangerous Mind and suggest he is a key figure in communicating state-approved messages during international crises. The show concludes with a final call for listener support.

Keywords: [george clooney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-clooney.md), [sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sudan.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [chuck barris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chuck-barris.md), eyes of march

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/283-farsi-farce/chapter/44.md)

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