# Pap Schmear

> Federal spectrum auctions and high-speed rail propaganda signal a new era of infrastructure control as the vaccine industry targets new demographics for Gardasil.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 278
- **Published:** 2011-02-13
- **Length:** 2h 19m
- **Topics:** [Spectrum Auction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spectrum-auction.md), Egypt Revolution, [Gardasil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gardasil.md), [Monsanto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monsanto.md), Al-Awlaki, DNA Spray, Playboy Mansion
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear

## About this episode

The federal government is moving to auction 500 megahertz of airwave spectrum as part of a Wireless Innovation Initiative announced by Austin Goolsbee and the Obama administration. This shift toward a 4G wireless backbone, promoted through White House whiteboard videos, allows the state to bypass traditional net neutrality rules governing wired connections. Critics argue the $53 billion high-speed rail push and the wireless expansion serve as dual pillars for increased federal surveillance and infrastructure control.

In the wake of the Egyptian revolution, the military has assumed control following the resignation of Hosni Mubarak, a move predicted by Henry Kissinger to stabilize the region. Meanwhile, the vaccine industry is expanding its target demographic as Gardasil marketing now encourages anal pap smears for men. In the corporate sector, Hershey's scientists have declared cocoa seeds a fruit to compete with superfruits, while Monsanto leverages crop freezes in Mexico to push frost-resistant GMO seeds. Intelligence officials James Clapper and Leon Panetta have also officially designated Anwar al-Awlaki as a greater threat to the U.S. homeland than Osama bin Laden.

This episode features the formal knighting of fifteen-year-old Dallas Spongberg into the No Agenda Round Table, complete with jokes about cookies and milk. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak track the mysterious phenomenon of human feet washing up on Pacific Northwest shores while dissecting the archaic slang used in Pearl Harbor documentaries. The show concludes with a look at the respiratory illness outbreak following a party at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/transcript.md.

### 1. No Agenda Episode 278 Introduction and Foot Tracking (0:00–2:32)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 278 of the No Agenda show from their respective locations in Southern California and Silicon Valley. They discuss the ongoing project of tracking human feet washing up on shores in the Pacific Northwest via a dedicated Google map. The hosts predict another discovery is likely within the next 30 days.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [pacific northwest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pacific-northwest.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [media assassination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-assassination.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/1.md)

### 2. OpenTable Investigation and Restaurant Receipt Dispute (2:33–4:41)

A dispute occurred with a restaurant named Fresca after the establishment claimed a reservation was a no-show, leading to a loss of OpenTable points. An investigation ensued where the user was required to scan and fax a physical credit card receipt to prove attendance. The points were eventually restored after the documentation was provided, though the experience resulted in a negative view of the restaurant's management.

Keywords: [opentable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opentable.md), fresca, credit card receipt, [customer service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/customer-service.md), rewards points

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Austin Goolsbee and the White House Wireless Innovation Initiative (4:41–13:40)

Austin Goolsbee, Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers, released a whiteboard video outlining President Obama's wireless innovation and infrastructure initiative. The plan, announced in Northern Michigan, aims to move the United States toward high-speed 4G wireless technology to compete with international markets. The presentation claims the internet sector employs over one million people and highlights the growth of the mobile application market, specifically mentioning the success of Angry Birds.

Keywords: [austin goolsbee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin-goolsbee.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), northern michigan, 4g wireless, broadband initiative

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Spectrum Auctions and Federal Control of Wireless Infrastructure (13:41–23:56)

The federal government plans to auction 500 megahertz of airwave spectrum to reduce the deficit and provide a backbone for new business platforms. This initiative includes investment incentives and a Wireless Innovation Fund to provide seed money for scientists to develop faster, more secure networks. Critics argue that moving the nation toward wireless infrastructure allows the government to bypass net neutrality rules that apply to wired connections, facilitating easier surveillance and control.

Keywords: [fcc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fcc.md), [lte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lte.md), [spectrum auction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spectrum-auction.md), [net neutrality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/net-neutrality.md), wireless innovation fund

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Egypt Revolution Media Coverage and Military Takeover (23:58–25:39)

Media coverage of the Egyptian revolution shifted as Hosni Mubarak stepped down and the military assumed control. The transition is described as a predictable outcome previously suggested by Henry Kissinger, where the military—which maintains close ties to the U.S. military—takes over to stabilize the region. The narrative of an oppressive dictatorship is contrasted with Egypt's status as a common international vacation destination.

Keywords: [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), [hosni mubarak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hosni-mubarak.md), [henry kissinger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/henry-kissinger.md), [military coup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-coup.md), [tahrir square](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tahrir-square.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/5.md)

### 6. No Agenda Producer Credits and Domain Forwarding (25:40–31:55)

The show acknowledges financial support from producers, including the establishment of the "278 Club" for donors contributing that specific dollar amount. Several listeners have forwarded domain names like justtakemuyedicine.com and ratoutyourbuddy.com to the show's website. There is a discussion regarding whether these redirects help or hurt "Google juice" and search engine optimization for the program.

Keywords: kelly spongberg, [michael hall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-hall.md), 278 club, [domain names](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/domain-names.md), [google juice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-juice.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Super Bowl Patriotism and National Anthem Change Speculation (32:03–36:52)

The Super Bowl XLV pre-game ceremonies featured heavy military presence and performances of both "America the Beautiful" and the national anthem. Christina Aguilera notably flubbed the lyrics to the national anthem during her performance. There is speculation that a movement exists to replace the current national anthem with "America the Beautiful" to move away from the violent imagery of the original song.

Keywords: [super bowl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/super-bowl.md), [national anthem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-anthem.md), [america the beautiful](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/america-the-beautiful.md), [glee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glee.md), [christina aguilera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christina-aguilera.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Colin Powell and Revolutionary War Taxation History (36:53–39:01)

A Super Bowl segment featured Colin Powell reading the Declaration of Independence, prompting a discussion on the historical accuracy of King George III's "tyranny." Historical claims suggest that George III actually lowered taxes in the colonies but increased enforcement, which upset colonists who were previously avoiding taxes entirely. This enforcement of lower taxes is cited as a primary catalyst for the American Revolution.

Keywords: [colin powell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colin-powell.md), george iii, [taxation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxation.md), [declaration of independence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/declaration-of-independence.md), [american revolution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/american-revolution.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Mass Mind Control and Russian Time Zone Changes (39:02–42:18)

The use of patriotic displays at major sporting events is characterized as a form of mass mind control targeting an inebriated audience. Separately, Russia has announced it will no longer change its clocks for daylight savings, remaining on "summertime" permanently. This move is interpreted as a way to reduce the national destabilization caused by biannual time shifts.

Keywords: [mind control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mind-control.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [daylight savings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daylight-savings.md), [dmitry medvedev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dmitry-medvedev.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Herman Van Rompuy and European Industrial Revolution (42:19–46:40)

Herman Van Rompuy, President of the European Council, called for a new industrial revolution in Europe to achieve an 80-95% reduction in greenhouse gas emissions by 2050. His speech presented a choice between "wasteland or wind parks" and "smog-filled cities or smart electricity grids." The plan requires significant investment in energy-saving solutions, sustainable biofuels, and clean vehicles across the European Union.

Keywords: [herman van rompuy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/herman-van-rompuy.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), carbon reduction, smart grids, [biofuels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/biofuels.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Pearl Harbor Revisionism and Archaic Slang Etymology (46:40–49:15)

A documentary on the Military Channel discussed whether Franklin D. Roosevelt had advance knowledge of the Pearl Harbor attack. An interviewee used archaic terms such as "poppycock," "tommyrot," and "bosch" to dismiss conspiracy theories. The hosts discuss the etymology of these terms and the transition of automotive technology, specifically the disappearance of distributor caps in modern cars.

Keywords: [pearl harbor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pearl-harbor.md), [franklin d. roosevelt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/franklin-d-roosevelt.md), poppycock, tommyrot, [bosch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bosch.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Donald Trump and the CPAC Straw Poll (49:16–55:26)

Donald Trump appeared at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), where he claimed Ron Paul has zero chance of being elected president. Critics suggest Trump's political posturing is a publicity stunt to drive ratings for his television show, Celebrity Apprentice. Despite Ron Paul winning the CPAC straw poll, mainstream media outlets like Fox News are accused of marginalizing his victory in their reporting.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [cpac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cpac.md), [celebrity apprentice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/celebrity-apprentice.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Grammy Awards PR and Celebrity News Cycle (55:27–57:35)

The entertainment news cycle is currently dominated by heavy promotion for the Grammy Awards, which is attributed to the PR firm Edelman. Mainstream celebrity news programs are focusing on Lindsay Lohan's legal troubles and Jennifer Aniston's real estate purchases. The hosts note that access to stars like Justin Bieber and Eminem is often contingent on media outlets providing favorable promotional coverage.

Keywords: [grammy awards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grammy-awards.md), [edelman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edelman.md), [lindsay lohan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsay-lohan.md), [jennifer aniston](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jennifer-aniston.md), [public relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-relations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Scientology Clearwater Expansion and PR Revolving Doors (57:36–1:01:07)

The Church of Scientology has opened a new facility in Clearwater, Florida, amid negative coverage in The New Yorker regarding a high-profile defector. In a separate industry move, former Bloomberg bureau chief Kimberly Jordan has joined the energy practice at PR firm Hill and Knowlton. This transition is highlighted as an example of the "revolving door" between journalism and corporate public relations.

Keywords: [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [clearwater](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clearwater.md), [hill and knowlton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hill-and-knowlton.md), [bloomberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bloomberg.md), pr newswire

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Atlas Shrugged Movie and High-Speed Rail Propaganda (1:01:07–1:03:42)

A low-budget film adaptation of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" is set for release, featuring significant footage of high-speed rail. There is speculation that the film may be receiving support from rail associations to promote the $53 billion federal high-speed rail initiative. The hosts express skepticism regarding the film's quality and its potential use as a propaganda tool for the transportation industry.

Keywords: [ayn rand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ayn-rand.md), [atlas shrugged](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/atlas-shrugged.md), [high-speed rail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/high-speed-rail.md), [warren buffett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/warren-buffett.md), taggart transcontinental

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Value for Value Donations and Valentine's Day Messages (1:03:44–1:09:07)

The show processes various listener donations, including a contribution from Montreal to welcome new "twin slaves" born on February 11th. Listeners use the donation segment to send Valentine's Day messages to spouses and request "de-douching" rituals. One donor contributed the remaining balance of a closed Second Life account, while others reported issues with PayPal canceling recurring subscriptions.

Keywords: [paypal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paypal.md), [challenge coin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/challenge-coin.md), [valentine's day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valentine-s-day.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Climate Change Focus Groups and No Agenda Shots (1:09:07–1:12:49)

A listener in Portland, Maine, describes participating in a focus group regarding climate change where participants were shown maps of the city submerged 300 years in the future. Separately, a tobacco shop in Tallahassee, Florida, has begun playing "No Agenda Shots" (short audio clips from the show) between songs on their in-store music system. The hosts encourage listeners to support the "No Agenda Shots" project to help maintain its distribution.

Keywords: portland maine, [focus group](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/focus-group.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [al gore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-gore.md), [no agenda shots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-shots.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Knighting Ceremony for Dallas Spongberg (1:12:49–1:15:00)

In a formal knighting ceremony, 15-year-old Dallas Spongberg is inducted into the No Agenda Round Table. His father, Sir Kelly Spongberg, facilitated the knighting through a significant donation. The hosts celebrate the occasion by jokingly offering the new knight "chocolate milk and cookies" as he becomes one of the youngest members of the show's honorary inner circle.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [dallas spongberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dallas-spongberg.md), kelly spongberg, [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Magnetic Pole Shift and the Ides of March (1:15:01–1:18:50)

A discussion on the shifting of magnetic north highlights that airports in Florida have had to rename runways to reflect changing compass headings. There is speculative talk regarding a total magnetic pole flip that could coincide with the "Ides of March" (March 15th). Scientists suggest that during a flip, the Earth's magnetic field could weaken significantly for centuries, making the Aurora Borealis visible globally.

Keywords: [magnetic north](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magnetic-north.md), pole shift, [ides of march](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ides-of-march.md), [aurora borealis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aurora-borealis.md), [aviation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aviation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Ted Williams and the Dr. Phil Scripted Circus (1:18:50–1:23:04)

Ted Williams, the "man with the golden voice" who went from homeless to famous, left a rehab facility arranged by Dr. Phil McGraw, citing that the experience felt like a "scripted circus." Williams expressed a desire for privacy and outpatient care rather than high-profile televised interventions. The hosts compare this to the general nature of the entertainment industry, where celebrities are often managed through scripts and medication.

Keywords: [ted williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-williams.md), [dr. phil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dr-phil.md), golden voice, [rehab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rehab.md), [hollywood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hollywood.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Internet Pornography and Male Productivity Concerns (1:23:05–1:28:56)

A segment on The Joy Behar Show discussed the proliferation of free internet pornography and its impact on men working from home. An "expert" claimed that easy access to porn has led to a 500% increase in masturbation among some men, potentially reducing their motivation to seek real-world relationships. The hosts suggest this media narrative may be a precursor to new regulations or social stigmas regarding private internet usage.

Keywords: [joy behar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-behar.md), internet porn, [masturbation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/masturbation.md), [workplace productivity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/workplace-productivity.md), sexual health

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Congressman Chris Lee and the Gawker Setup (1:28:57–1:33:29)

Congressman Chris Lee resigned after a shirtless photo he sent to a woman on Craigslist was published by Gawker. The woman, identified as Aisha Callahan, is a blogger and university specialist who sent the photo to the media shortly after receiving it. The hosts argue the situation appears to be a coordinated setup, questioning why a private individual would immediately leak such a photo to a major tabloid site during its website relaunch.

Keywords: chris lee, [gawker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gawker.md), [craigslist](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/craigslist.md), aisha callahan, [scandal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scandal.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Gardasil Expansion and Anal Pap Smear Recommendations (1:33:29–1:36:50)

The vaccine industry is expanding the target demographic for Gardasil, with new media campaigns encouraging gay men to receive the HPV vaccine. Articles in publications like The Advocate are now promoting "anal pap smears" for men to detect potential cancers. Critics view this as a marketing push by pharmaceutical companies to increase vaccine sales by creating new medical requirements for various segments of the population.

Keywords: [gardasil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gardasil.md), [hpv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hpv.md), [vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine.md), anal pap smear, [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Hershey's Chocolate Antioxidant Study (1:36:50–1:38:21)

A study conducted by scientists at Hershey's claims that dark chocolate and cocoa powder contain more antioxidants than "superfruits" like blueberries and cranberries. The study suggests that cocoa seeds should be classified as a fruit. Media outlets have reported these findings as a scientific breakthrough, despite the study being funded and conducted by the chocolate manufacturer itself.

Keywords: hershey's, [dark chocolate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dark-chocolate.md), [antioxidants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antioxidants.md), superfruits, [cocoa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cocoa.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Mexico Crop Freeze and Monsanto GMO Push (1:38:22–1:43:12)

A severe freeze in Mexico and the Southwestern U.S. has decimated produce crops, leading to a doubling or tripling of prices for tomatoes and zucchini. In the wake of this agricultural disaster, Monsanto is reportedly pushing for the adoption of frost-resistant genetically modified (GMO) seeds. The hosts suggest that environmental crises are often leveraged by biotech companies to bypass regulations on engineered crops.

Keywords: [mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexico.md), [monsanto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monsanto.md), gmo corn, crop freeze, roma tomatoes

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Fort Hood Shooter Legal Defense and Al-Awlaki (1:43:12–1:47:24)

The lawyer for the Fort Hood shooter, Nidal Hasan, appeared on "Judge Jeanine" to argue that his client cannot receive a fair trial at Fort Hood. During the segment, it was noted that Anwar al-Awlaki, now a top Al-Qaeda target, was once a guest speaker at a Pentagon luncheon after 9/11. The discussion touches on the psychological strain within the military and the shifting narrative of who constitutes the primary terrorist threat to the U.S.

Keywords: [fort hood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fort-hood.md), [nidal hasan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nidal-hasan.md), [anwar al-awlaki](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anwar-al-awlaki.md), [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Worldwide Threat Hearing and the New Face of Al-Qaeda (1:47:26–1:56:59)

Intelligence officials including James Clapper and Leon Panetta convened for the annual Worldwide Threat Hearing, where they declared Anwar al-Awlaki a greater threat to the U.S. homeland than Osama bin Laden. Al-Awlaki's status as an American citizen and native English speaker is cited as a key factor in his ability to radicalize individuals via social media. The hosts characterize this shift as a "marketing" rebrand to keep the public engaged with the war on terror.

Keywords: [james clapper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-clapper.md), [leon panetta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leon-panetta.md), [anwar al-awlaki](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anwar-al-awlaki.md), [osama bin laden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/osama-bin-laden.md), worldwide threat hearing

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Egypt Food Riots and the Google Revolution Myth (1:56:59–2:01:54)

The uprising in Egypt is described primarily as a riot over rising food and flour prices rather than a purely political movement. The media narrative focusing on Google executive Wael Ghonim as the "face of the revolution" is dismissed as a myth created to highlight the power of the internet. The hosts compare the public's susceptibility to these narratives to the blind support for projects like high-speed rail in the United States.

Keywords: [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), [tahrir square](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tahrir-square.md), [wael ghonim](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wael-ghonim.md), [food riots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/food-riots.md), [high-speed rail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/high-speed-rail.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Mubarak's Billions and Swiss Bank Account Freezes (2:01:55–2:04:51)

Following Hosni Mubarak's resignation, reports surfaced that Switzerland had frozen his bank accounts, though critics suggest his wealth is actually held in UK-based hedge funds and real estate. The Swiss government's announcement is viewed as propaganda to maintain the appearance of banking integrity. Meanwhile, media coverage in Egypt shifted from reporting on riots to showing protesters cleaning Tahrir Square to provide a positive "real-time" conclusion for television audiences.

Keywords: [hosni mubarak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hosni-mubarak.md), [switzerland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/switzerland.md), [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md), asset freeze, [hedge funds](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hedge-funds.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/29.md)

### 30. White House Source Code and DNA Spray Surveillance (2:04:52–2:09:05)

The White House has released the source code for its website, which was built using the Drupal platform at a reported cost of $18 million. In Rotterdam, local authorities have begun installing "DNA spray" systems in shopping districts to deter robberies. The system sprays an invisible, synthetic DNA liquid on suspects that remains on skin and clothing for long periods, allowing police to link individuals to crime scenes using UV light.

Keywords: [drupal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drupal.md), [whitehouse.gov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whitehouse-gov.md), dna spray, [rotterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rotterdam.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Global Surveillance Trends and Copyright Extortion (2:09:06–2:13:26)

Rental car companies in Australia are using GPS devices to track travelers and fine them for speeding, a trend expected to move into personal vehicles. In the UK, law firms are sending thousands of letters to individuals accused of downloading copyrighted pornography, demanding a settlement fee of 495 pounds to avoid public court cases. This practice is described as a new form of "legal extortion" targeting internet users.

Keywords: [gps tracking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gps-tracking.md), [denmark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denmark.md), [fluoridation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fluoridation.md), [copyright](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copyright.md), [extortion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/extortion.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/31.md)

### 32. IMF Global Currency and Alcohol Death Statistics (2:13:27–2:16:31)

Dominic Strauss-Kahn, Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), has renewed calls for a global currency based on Special Drawing Rights (SDRs) to replace the dollar. Simultaneously, the World Health Organization released a report claiming alcohol causes 4% of deaths worldwide, exceeding deaths from AIDS or violence. These reports are seen as part of a broader agenda to centralize financial and social control.

Keywords: [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), dominic strauss-kahn, [sdr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sdr.md), [world health organization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-health-organization.md), [alcohol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alcohol.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Playboy Mansion Illness and Show Outro (2:16:32–2:19:38)

Health officials are investigating a respiratory illness outbreak among attendees of a "DomainFest" party at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion. Scores of internet professionals reported symptoms including fever and violent headaches, with some suspected cases of Legionnaires' disease. The show concludes with a final plea for listener donations to support the "value for value" model as the hosts sign off from Southern California and Silicon Valley.

Keywords: playboy mansion, legionnaires disease, domainfest, [hugh hefner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hugh-hefner.md), [mk ultra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mk-ultra.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/278-pap-schmear/chapter/33.md)

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