# GaGa vs Bieber > The Egyptian revolution meets the scripted media timeline as the State Department deploys California Marxists and the organic food industry surrenders to genetically engineered alfalfa. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 274 - **Published:** 2011-01-30 - **Length:** 2h 11m - **Topics:** Egypt Protests, [Janet Napolitano](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-napolitano.md), Whole Foods GMO, [Underwear Bomber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/underwear-bomber.md), [Nap for Humanity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nap-for-humanity.md), [Club 33](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/club-33.md), [Vodka Eyeballing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vodka-eyeballing.md) - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber ## About this episode The January 2011 uprising in Egypt is a scripted media handoff designed to distract the public from domestic crises. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak identify Gigi Ebrahim, a Marxist from Anaheim, as a key figure behind the hashtag protests while questioning the legitimacy of the pro-democracy narrative broadcast by CNN. The timing suggests a pre-planned schedule coordinated between the State Department and global media outlets to manage international unrest. Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano has replaced the color-coded terror alert system with the National Terrorism Advisory System, shifting focus toward monitoring U.S. persons and domestic threats. This policy change coincides with claims from Kurt and Lori Haskell that the government escorted the Underwear Bomber onto a flight to justify TSA body scanners. Meanwhile, the organic industry faces a crisis of integrity as Whole Foods and Organic Valley signal support for the USDA deregulation of genetically engineered alfalfa, a move critics label a betrayal of the organic label. Baron Von Pelzmacher secures an associate executive producer credit with a nearly thousand-dollar donation, triggering a special knighthood challenge for the No Agenda community. The show debuts the Nap for Humanity campaign, offering satirical carbon credits for thirty-minute naps to mock the global climate change meme. Between discussions of vodka eyeballing and Manchester Airport holograms, the hosts perform de-douching rituals for listeners from Israel to Australia. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/transcript.md. ### 1. Egypt Protests and the Scripted Media Narrative (0:00–2:52) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the show by suggesting the January 2011 protests in Egypt were a scripted handoff from the Tucson tragedy media cycle. They question whether Hosni Mubarak is a legitimate dictator and analyze the "pro-democracy" narrative being pushed by CNN. The hosts argue that the timing of these international events follows a pre-planned schedule to keep the public distracted. Keywords: [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), [hosni mubarak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hosni-mubarak.md), [tucson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tucson.md), [muslim brotherhood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muslim-brotherhood.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [scripted media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scripted-media.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/1.md) ### 2. BBC Newsnight Errors and the Jordan Timeline (2:53–5:53) The BBC is criticized for allegedly blowing the scripted timeline of the Arab Spring by reporting on unrest in Jordan before Egypt. A clip from BBC Newsnight shows a reporter discussing the Muslim Brotherhood and political Islam in Jordan, which the hosts claim contradicts the intended media rollout. They mock the British broadcaster for failing to follow the "memo" regarding the sequence of regional uprisings. Keywords: [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), [newsnight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsnight.md), [jordan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jordan.md), [tunisia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tunisia.md), [muslim brotherhood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muslim-brotherhood.md), [timeline](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/timeline.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Judith Miller and the Queen of Jordan Identity (5:53–10:27) A discussion regarding Judith Miller's appearance on Fox News leads to a debate about the nationality of the Queen of Jordan. One host incorrectly asserts that Queen Rania is Dutch, while the other believes she is American, eventually confusing her with Queen Noor. The segment also touches on the BBC's history of reporting errors, including the collapse of World Trade Center 7. Keywords: [judith miller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/judith-miller.md), [queen rania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queen-rania.md), queen noor, [jordan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jordan.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Erin Burnett and the Financial Crisis in Egypt (10:28–14:14) CNBC's Erin Burnett discusses the Egyptian economy on Morning Joe, highlighting the role of wealthy English-speaking youth in the protests. She attributes the unrest to the global financial crisis and rising food prices, though the hosts focus on her being cut off by music when she mentions oil. The segment highlights her membership in the Council on Foreign Relations as a point of skepticism. Keywords: [erin burnett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/erin-burnett.md), [cnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnbc.md), [morning joe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morning-joe.md), [council on foreign relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/council-on-foreign-relations.md), [oil prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-prices.md), [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/4.md) ### 5. Suez Canal Closure and Berkshire Hathaway Theory (14:16–17:58) The hosts examine a theory from the No Agenda chatroom suggesting the Suez Canal might close due to the Egyptian revolt. This closure would theoretically force China to ship goods via the U.S. West Coast using the Berkshire Hathaway rail system. They also contrast conflicting reports from the New York Times regarding Egypt's oil reserves and economic importance to Israel. Keywords: [suez canal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/suez-canal.md), apache oil, [berkshire hathaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berkshire-hathaway.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [high-speed rail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/high-speed-rail.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Baron Von Pelzmacher and Executive Producer Credits (17:59–23:44) Baron Von Pelzmacher is recognized for a significant donation of $990.10 and issues a challenge to the "non-contributing" listeners. He sponsors a special knighthood for the 33rd listener who donates exactly $131.40. The hosts discuss the production of No Agenda rings and thank other associate executive producers for their financial support. Keywords: baron von pelzmacher, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producer.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/6.md) ### 7. No Agenda Theme and WordPress Templates (23:47–25:57) Fifteen-year-old listener Russell Crawford is credited with creating a WordPress template based on the No Agenda website design. The hosts encourage listeners to use the theme for their own blogs and mention a new Twitter account, "No Agenda Flip," designed for use with the Flipboard tablet application. Keywords: russell crawford, [wordpress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wordpress.md), noagendatheme.com, [flipboard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flipboard.md), [web design](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/web-design.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/7.md) ### 8. No Agenda Sex Dating Site Launch (25:57–27:45) A listener in Romania has launched NoAgendasex.com, a dedicated dating and social networking site for the No Agenda community. The site allows users to create profiles for various orientations and identities, including transsexual and transgender options. Users can buy ranking points and send "No Agenda sex money" to support the show. Keywords: [romania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/romania.md), dating site, noagendasex.com, [social network](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-network.md), niche dating [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Nap for Humanity and Carbon Credit Campaign (27:46–30:24) The hosts introduce "Nap for Humanity," a movement intended to generate satirical carbon credits through 30-minute naps. They debut a new jingle for the campaign and discuss using the credits on the open market. The segment concludes with a call to action for listeners to propagate the No Agenda formula and "hit people in the mouth" with the truth. Keywords: [nap for humanity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nap-for-humanity.md), [carbon credits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-credits.md), [steve jobs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steve-jobs.md), [jingle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingle.md), publicity campaign [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Social Media Revolution and the Anaheim Marxist (30:25–35:20) Adam Curry details a "secret decoder ring" system for show notes and discusses his article on the mechanics of social media revolutions. He identifies Gigi Ebrahim, a Marxist from Anaheim, California, as a key figure behind the Egyptian hashtag protests. The hosts argue that the State Department and mainstream media use bloggers to rile up populations facing economic hardship. Keywords: gigi ebrahim, [anaheim](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anaheim.md), [marxism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marxism.md), [hashtags](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hashtags.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [al jazeera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-jazeera.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/10.md) ### 11. CNN "On Holiday" Meme and Piers Morgan Ratings (35:20–40:09) The hosts notice CNN anchors using the British phrase "on holiday" instead of "on vacation," suggesting scripts are being shared with the BBC. They also mock Piers Morgan's low ratings on CNN, noting that his interview with the Kardashians failed to attract even half a million viewers. Comparisons are made to Rachel Maddow and a CNBC supermarket special that outperformed Morgan. Keywords: [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [piers morgan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/piers-morgan.md), [kardashians](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kardashians.md), [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), on holiday, british media [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/11.md) ### 12. CNN Audio Production and "I-Reports" (40:09–44:46) CNN is criticized for using artificial background noise and sound effects during interviews with protesters to create a sense of chaos. The hosts analyze a segment featuring a protester in Atlanta who refers to the U.S. government as "our government." They also discuss the "I-Report" system, which they describe as a way for CNN to get free content from viewers. Keywords: [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [sound effects](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sound-effects.md), i-report, [montreal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/montreal.md), [atlanta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/atlanta.md), [media production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-production.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Vodka Eyeballing and the Movie "Kevin and Perry" (44:47–46:47) The hosts confirm the reality of "vodka eyeballing," a trend where individuals pour vodka directly into their eyes to get drunk faster. The practice is traced back to the 2000 British film "Kevin and Perry Go Large" starring Harry Enfield. Despite the risk of blindness, the trend has reportedly gained traction on YouTube among young people. Keywords: [vodka eyeballing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vodka-eyeballing.md), harry enfield, [youtube](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youtube.md), teen trends, [health risks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/health-risks.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Janet Napolitano and the New Terrorism Advisory System (46:48–55:24) Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano, referred to as "Lucy," announces the end of the color-coded terror alert system. The new National Terrorism Advisory System (NTAS) will use two tiers: "imminent" and "elevated" threats. The hosts deconstruct her speech, focusing on the encouragement of citizens to report "suspicious behavior" and the involvement of social media in distributing alerts. Keywords: [janet napolitano](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-napolitano.md), [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md), color-coded alerts, [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md), mall cops, [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Domestic Terror Arrests and the "U.S. Persons" Paradigm (55:24–58:25) Janet Napolitano highlights the shift toward monitoring "U.S. persons" and domestic threats rather than just foreign attackers. She cites the arrests of Najibullah Zazi and Faisal Shahzad, as well as a sting operation in Portland, Oregon. The hosts argue that these events are often orchestrated or facilitated by the government to justify increased surveillance in local neighborhoods. Keywords: [al-qaeda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-qaeda.md), [najibullah zazi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/najibullah-zazi.md), [faisal shahzad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/faisal-shahzad.md), [portland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portland.md), [sting operations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sting-operations.md), [dhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dhs.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Underwear Bomber Trial and Government Escort Theory (58:26–1:01:36) Attorneys Kurt and Lori Haskell, who were passengers on the 2009 Christmas Day flight, claim the U.S. government escorted Umar Farooq Abdulmutallab onto the plane without a passport. They allege the "Underwear Bomber" was part of a staged event to justify TSA body scanners and the renewal of the Patriot Act. The hosts agree that the official narrative contains numerous unexplained inconsistencies. Keywords: umar farooq abdulmutallab, [detroit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/detroit.md), [underwear bomber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/underwear-bomber.md), kurt haskell, [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [patriot act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patriot-act.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Jay Carney and the ABC News Connection (1:01:36–1:04:15) Jay Carney, a former Time Magazine journalist, is named as the new White House Press Secretary, replacing Robert Gibbs. The hosts point out Carney's marriage to ABC News journalist Claire Shipman as evidence of the "compromised" relationship between the administration and the media. They also joke about Robert Gibbs's appearance and Diane Sawyer's recent broadcast behavior. Keywords: [jay carney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jay-carney.md), [robert gibbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-gibbs.md), claire shipman, [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [diane sawyer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diane-sawyer.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/17.md) ### 18. HPV Research and Oral Sex Cancer Warnings (1:04:16–1:07:17) A new study in the New England Journal of Medicine links a rise in head and neck cancers to HPV infections caused by oral sex. The hosts suggest this research is being used to push the Gardasil vaccine on both boys and girls. They express skepticism about the timing of the study and its potential funding from pharmaceutical companies. Keywords: [hpv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hpv.md), [gardasil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gardasil.md), [oral sex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oral-sex.md), head and neck cancer, [new england journal of medicine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-england-journal-of-medicine.md), [vaccines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccines.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Q Fever Vaccinations in the Netherlands (1:07:19–1:09:41) In the Netherlands, health officials are beginning to vaccinate high-risk groups for Q Fever, a disease linked to goats. The hosts highlight that the vaccine being used has reportedly not been fully tested or certified. They criticize Dr. Klink and the National Health Service for administering uncertified treatments to people with heart conditions. Keywords: q fever, [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [goats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goats.md), [vaccines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccines.md), dr. klink, [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Attractive News Anchors and Information Retention (1:09:44–1:12:12) A study from Indiana University suggests that while attractive female news anchors attract more male viewers, those viewers retain less information from the broadcast. The hosts discuss various anchors from Fox News and CNBC, noting that many of these women are highly educated despite the "eye candy" role they play in television production. Keywords: indiana university, [news anchors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/news-anchors.md), [meyn kelly](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meyn-kelly.md), [cnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnbc.md), male viewers, [research](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/research.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Super Bowl Predictions and Green Bay Packers (1:12:12–1:16:32) The hosts discuss the upcoming Super Bowl between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Green Bay Packers. They favor the Packers because they are a "small town" team and because their primary color is green, which fits a "Green Team" theme for the year. They also mention the unique public ownership structure of the Green Bay franchise. Keywords: [super bowl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/super-bowl.md), [green bay packers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/green-bay-packers.md), [pittsburgh steelers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pittsburgh-steelers.md), ben roethlisberger, [nfl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nfl.md), green team [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Global Listener Donations and Karma Requests (1:16:32–1:24:01) Listeners from Israel, Australia, Scotland, and the United States send in donations accompanied by requests for "No Agenda Karma." One donor from Israel sends an emergency stash of OB tampons, which are reportedly unavailable in the U.S. The hosts perform "de-douching" rituals and shout out birthdays, including Nick the Rat's celebration on February 2nd. Keywords: [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [vienna](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vienna.md), [hoboken](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hoboken.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Whole Foods and Genetically Engineered Alfalfa (1:24:02–1:25:46) Whole Foods Market, Organic Valley, and Stonyfield Farm have reportedly signaled their support for the USDA's conditional deregulation of genetically engineered alfalfa. The hosts label Whole Foods "Whole Paycheck" and describe the organic industry's cooperation with GMO regulations as a "big scam." They warn consumers that the "organic" label may be losing its integrity. Keywords: [whole foods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whole-foods.md), [usda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usda.md), [gmo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gmo.md), [alfalfa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alfalfa.md), organic valley, stonyfield farm [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Number 33 and Disney's Club 33 (1:25:47–1:28:05) The hosts discuss the recurring appearance of the number 33 in news events, such as BP compensation claims and dividends for Arthur J. Gallagher & Co. They explore the mystery of Disney's "Club 33," a private club located in the New Orleans Square section of Disneyland. They suggest the number may serve as a code for "mission accomplished" among global elites. Keywords: [number 33](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/number-33.md), [disney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disney.md), [club 33](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/club-33.md), [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [bp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bp.md), [secret societies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-societies.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Climate Change Memes and Arctic Expeditions (1:28:09–1:34:12) The hosts argue that the "climate change" meme is being pushed ahead of actual scientific consensus, particularly following a cold winter in New York. They critique a segment of the Bill Maher show where Rachel Maddow attacked "denialists." They suggest that if climate science were truly accurate, experts would be able to predict next week's weather with more certainty. Keywords: [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [bill maher](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-maher.md), [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), [arctic ice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arctic-ice.md), [co2](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/co2.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Dyson Air Blade and Airport Hygiene (1:34:13–1:36:17) A discussion on James Dyson's inventions leads to a debate about airport hand dryers versus paper towels. The hosts express a preference for paper towels because they can be used to open bathroom doors without touching the handle. They share a personal technique of using the pinky finger to minimize contact with potentially contaminated surfaces in public restrooms. Keywords: james dyson, air blade, [airport security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airport-security.md), hand sanitization, paper towels [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/26.md) ### 27. Hollywood Whackers and the Gaga vs. Bieber Debate (1:36:20–1:42:14) The "Extra! Extra!" segment covers Charlie Sheen's health crisis and John Travolta's upcoming role as mob boss John Gotti. The hosts also mock an HLN segment titled "Gaga vs. Bieber," which debated who is the bigger star based on Facebook fans. They argue that such trivial celebrity news prevents Americans from taking to the streets like protesters in Egypt. Keywords: [charlie sheen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-sheen.md), [john travolta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-travolta.md), john gotti, [lady gaga](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lady-gaga.md), [justin bieber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/justin-bieber.md), [hln](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hln.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/27.md) ### 28. Manchester Airport Holograms and Disney Gimmicks (1:42:14–1:44:12) Manchester Airport has introduced "holographic" security officers, which the hosts describe as cardboard cutouts with faces projected onto them. They compare the technology to the singing headstones in Disneyland's Haunted Mansion ride. The "robots" instruct passengers on liquid restrictions, replacing human security staff who previously shouted at travelers. Keywords: manchester airport, [holograms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/holograms.md), [security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/security.md), [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [haunted mansion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haunted-mansion.md), [robots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robots.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Ogden Police Blimp and Surveillance Data (1:44:13–1:48:30) The city of Ogden, Utah, has deployed a 52-foot-long unmanned blimp for police surveillance. Officials claim the dirigible is a cost-effective deterrent that changes public behavior because people know they are being watched. The hosts joke about the vulnerability of the blimp to high-powered rifles or flaming arrows from the local population. Keywords: [ogden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ogden.md), [utah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/utah.md), blimp, [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), dirigible, crime deterrent [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/29.md) ### 30. Herman Van Rompuy and the Democracy Question (1:48:31–1:52:02) Herman Van Rompuy, the President of the European Council (referred to as the President of the United States of Europe), is questioned by a child about the EU's lack of democracy. The child references Nigel Farage's criticisms, noting that no one voted for Van Rompuy. Van Rompuy's defensive response, calling the claim a "lie," is mocked by the hosts. 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Keywords: [nfc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nfc.md), [iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), [vodafone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vodafone.md), [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), [mobile payments](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mobile-payments.md), [banking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/banking.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/274-gaga-vs-bieber/chapter/32.md) ### 33. Haiti Election Runoff and Hillary Clinton's Travels (2:02:14–2:07:52) Hillary Clinton visits Haiti as the country prepares for a presidential runoff between Mirlande Manigat and Michel "Sweet Micky" Martelly. The hosts also discuss her recent trip to Yemen and a widely circulated video of her tripping while boarding a plane. They contrast the dire situation in Haiti, where children are reportedly eating "dirt cookies," with the political maneuvering of the Clintons. 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