# What's My Line? > A former presidential advisor is found in a dumpster as the media exploits a viral homeless sensation and Apple's global alarm clock failure strands millions. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 267 - **Published:** 2011-01-06 - **Length:** 2h 21m - **Topics:** John Wheeler, MITRE Corporation, OB Tampons, [Ted Williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-williams.md), [HAARP](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haarp.md), [Dick Cheney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dick-cheney.md), [Valerie Jarrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-jarrett.md) - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line ## About this episode John Wheeler, a former presidential advisor and Pentagon official, was found dead in a Delaware landfill after surveillance footage captured him wandering disoriented in a parking garage. The discovery of his body in a Cherry Island trash truck has sparked intense scrutiny of the MITRE Corporation, a defense contractor managing NORAD computer systems. While local authorities cite a property dispute, the absence of FBI involvement raises questions regarding Wheeler's potential knowledge of sensitive 9/11 intelligence overrides. Johnson & Johnson faces allegations of a cover-up following a nationwide shortage of OB brand tampons that has driven eBay prices to $160 per box. Meanwhile, the media exploitation of Ted Williams, the homeless man with a golden voice, reached a fever pitch as rival networks reportedly intercepted him at a New York airport. In the tech sector, Apple's iPhone alarm bug left users stranded on New Year's Day, while the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas debuted electronic reading glasses and an Olympus press kit disguised as a miniature camera. Global events further complicate the landscape as massive bird die-offs in Arkansas coincide with FEMA earthquake exercises near the New Madrid fault line. Former Vice President Dick Cheney has been fitted with a continuous-flow heart pump that leaves him without a detectable pulse. On the political front, Valerie Jarrett is identified as the administration's true power broker following the resignation of Robert Gibbs. The program also features the knighting of James Spitzer and Dwayne Melanson into the No Agenda Roundtable, while Bill Clinton receives an unlikely accolade from PETA. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/transcript.md. ### 1. Las Vegas CES 2011, Olympus USB Press Kit (0:00–4:57) The hosts open the program from Las Vegas and Southern California, noting the press coverage of the Consumer Electronics Show (CES). One host describes an Olympus press kit designed to look like a miniature camera, which is actually a USB thumb drive. Observations are made regarding the lack of visible street solicitation in Las Vegas compared to previous years and the declining quality of local taco stands. Keywords: [las vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/las-vegas.md), flamingo hotel, ces 2011, olympus, usb thumb drive [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Executive Producer Donations, New Streaming Server Infrastructure (4:58–13:47) A new streaming server, live.noagendamix.com port 8000, is introduced to provide a backup for the mainstream. The hosts acknowledge several executive producers and associate executive producers, including James Spitzer, Dwayne Melanson, and Jeff Daley. Mention is made of the Office of Federal Acknowledgment and the release of version 3.6 of the PocketNoAgenda mobile application. Keywords: james spitzer, [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), no agenda mix, streaming server, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Johnson & Johnson OB Tampon Shortage, Toxic Shock Syndrome (13:48–20:57) A nationwide shortage of Johnson & Johnson OB brand tampons is identified after failed attempts to locate the product at various retailers like Rite Aid and Ralphs. Reports indicate the product is being sold on eBay for as much as $160 due to its disappearance from store shelves. Speculation arises that the shortage is a cover-up for cases of toxic shock syndrome or significant production issues that the company has not fully disclosed to the public. Keywords: [johnson & johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/johnson-johnson.md), ob tampons, [feminine hygiene](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/feminine-hygiene.md), toxic shock syndrome, [ebay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ebay.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Ted Williams Homeless Man, Media Exploitation (20:59–24:52) Ted Williams, a homeless man from Ohio with a "golden voice," became a viral sensation and was subsequently featured on the CBS Early Show. The Smoking Gun released reports detailing Williams' extensive criminal history and multiple mugshots. A conflict occurred at a New York airport where one media outlet reportedly intercepted Williams to prevent a scheduled reunion with his mother organized by a rival network. Keywords: [ted williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-williams.md), golden voice, [cbs early show](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-early-show.md), the smoking gun, [viral video](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viral-video.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/4.md) ### 5. John Wheeler Death Investigation, Wilmington Dumpster Discovery (24:53–32:41) The body of John Wheeler, a former presidential advisor and Pentagon official, was discovered in a Cherry Island landfill after falling out of a trash truck. Surveillance footage from the Newcastle County Courthouse and a parking garage shows Wheeler appearing disoriented and wearing only one shoe in the days leading up to his death. While authorities mention a property dispute with a neighbor, the lack of FBI involvement in the investigation is noted as a significant red flag. Keywords: john wheeler, mitre corporation, [wilmington](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wilmington.md), cherry island landfill, [surveillance video](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance-video.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/5.md) ### 6. MITRE Corporation, 9/11 Intelligence Theories (32:41–43:10) The MITRE Corporation, a non-profit defense contractor, is scrutinized for its role in managing computer systems for NORAD and the Department of Defense. Theories suggest John Wheeler may have uncovered sensitive information related to 9/11 overrides or other deep-state operations shortly after joining the firm. The organization's non-profit status is questioned given its central role in high-level military and intelligence infrastructure. Keywords: mitre corporation, [norad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norad.md), [department of defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-defense.md), [9/11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/9-11.md), intelligence agency [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Apple iPhone Alarm Bug, Tech Journalism Criticism (43:11–45:31) A software bug in the Apple iPhone caused alarms to fail globally on January 1st, 2011, with some devices not self-correcting until January 5th. Tech journalists are criticized for failing to perform a technical analysis of the clock synchronization error, instead relying on official corporate statements. The incident raises concerns about Apple's ability to perform silent over-the-air updates without user notification. Keywords: [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), [software bug](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/software-bug.md), [alarm clock](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alarm-clock.md), [tech journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tech-journalism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/7.md) ### 8. CES 2011 Bloggers, LCD Electronic Reading Glasses (45:32–49:14) The environment at CES 2011 is described as overcrowded with 5,000 reporters and bloggers, many of whom are characterized as inexperienced. One notable product mentioned is a pair of electronic glasses using LCD technology that can switch between regular and reading prescriptions at the push of a button. The general atmosphere of the show is dismissed as being dominated by PR-driven "gee-whiz" reporting. Keywords: ces 2011, [bloggers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bloggers.md), press conferences, lcd glasses, tech swag [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Mass Animal Die-Offs, Time Magazine Aflocalypse Coverage (49:15–52:14) Time Magazine and other outlets have labeled recent mass bird and fish deaths as the "Aflocalypse" or "Aquapalypse." While media reports suggest these events are common occurrences caused by weather or disease, the timing and scale of the die-offs in Arkansas and elsewhere are noted. A Google Map mashup created by a listener tracks various global animal kill-offs, including starfish, dolphins, and crabs. Keywords: aflocalypse, dead birds, dead fish, [time magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/time-magazine.md), brian walsh [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Global Cooling Theories, UK Met Office Secret Forecast (52:15–56:25) A theory is presented that the Earth is entering a period of global cooling or a mini ice age, contrary to mainstream global warming narratives. The UK Met Office is accused by the Daily Mail of hiding a forecast for an exceptionally cold winter to avoid embarrassment following previous incorrect summer predictions. The discussion links population control agendas to the promotion of climate change alarmism. Keywords: [global cooling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-cooling.md), [ice age](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ice-age.md), met office, [daily mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daily-mail.md), [eugenics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eugenics.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/10.md) ### 11. George Clooney Sudan Satellite Project, ABC News Interview (56:25–1:07:09) George Clooney appeared on ABC News to discuss the Satellite Sentinel Project, intended to monitor war crimes in Sudan ahead of a referendum. During the interview, Clooney appeared to struggle with his talking points, while his associate John Prendergast, described as a handler, attempted to manage the narrative. The segment highlights the use of "spook language" regarding the United States being the "biggest actor" in the region. Keywords: [george clooney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-clooney.md), [sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sudan.md), [john prendergast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-prendergast.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [satellite sentinel project](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satellite-sentinel-project.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Donor Acknowledgments, Bill Clinton Vegan Diet (1:07:12–1:17:35) The hosts thank various donors, including members of the "111.11 club" and those seeking "karma" for job interviews or business deals. A discussion on Mormonism is referenced following listener feedback on a previous segment. Additionally, Bill Clinton being named PETA's 2010 Person of the Year for his vegan diet is mentioned, with the hosts observing that the former president appears to be in poor health. Keywords: [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [mormonism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mormonism.md), [peta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peta.md), [adsense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adsense.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Dick Cheney Heart Pump, Artificial Pulse Technology (1:17:35–1:20:11) Former Vice President Dick Cheney has been fitted with a ventricular assist device, a mechanical pump that pushes blood continuously rather than mimicking a natural heartbeat. This technology leaves the patient without a traditional pulse, leading to a discussion about his health status. The New York Times reports that Cheney must now decide whether to pursue a full heart transplant. Keywords: [dick cheney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dick-cheney.md), heart pump, ventricular assist device, [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), [zombie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zombie.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/13.md) ### 14. New Madrid Fault, HAARP Earthquake Testing Theories (1:20:13–1:28:35) The mass bird deaths in Arkansas are linked to a triangulation of the New Madrid fault line, suggesting potential testing of HAARP or sonic wave technology. FEMA and various state agencies are preparing for "NLE 2011," a national-level exercise in May 2011 simulating a 7.7 magnitude earthquake in the central United States. ABC News has also aired segments warning of the catastrophic risks associated with the New Madrid Seismic Zone. Keywords: [new madrid fault](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-madrid-fault.md), [haarp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haarp.md), [fema](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fema.md), earthquake drill, nle 2011 [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Declassified Army Intelligence, Microwave Hearing Technology (1:28:35–1:32:21) A declassified 2006 U.S. Army Intelligence document describes "microwave hearing," a phenomenon where radio frequencies create sounds directly inside a human head. This technology can be used for non-lethal crowd control or communicating with hostages via Morse code. The hosts compare these technical descriptions to public service announcements about tinnitus, suggesting a link between environmental frequencies and ear ringing. Keywords: microwave hearing, [tinnitus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tinnitus.md), us army intelligence, [foia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foia.md), [morse code](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morse-code.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Knighthood Ceremony, Texas Missile Launch Contrail (1:32:22–1:36:47) Dwayne Melanson and James Spitzer are officially knighted into the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts then discuss a reported missile launch off the coast of South Padre Island, Texas. A New York Times editor reportedly dismissed the event as an optical illusion or a contrail, a claim the hosts reject based on visual evidence of a flame at the base of the object. Keywords: [dwayne melanson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dwayne-melanson.md), james spitzer, [missile launch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/missile-launch.md), south padre island, [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Valerie Jarrett Influence, Robert Gibbs Resignation (1:36:47–1:44:41) Valerie Jarrett's appearance on "Meet the Press" is analyzed, with the hosts suggesting she is the primary power broker in the Obama administration. Jarrett discussed the START Treaty and the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," despite the latter still requiring a lengthy certification process. The resignation of Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is also covered, specifically President Obama's comment that Gibbs' $175,000 salary constituted "modest pay." Keywords: [valerie jarrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-jarrett.md), [robert gibbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-gibbs.md), [meet the press](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meet-the-press.md), [don't ask don't tell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/don-t-ask-don-t-tell.md), [start treaty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/start-treaty.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Debt Ceiling Crisis, Austin Goolsbee ABC Interview (1:44:42–1:52:45) Austin Goolsbee, Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers, appeared on ABC News to warn of a "catastrophic" economic crisis if Congress fails to raise the $14.3 trillion debt ceiling. Goolsbee dismissed the idea of "playing chicken" with the nation's credit, comparing a potential default to the insanity of failing states. The hosts question the narrative, suggesting that failing to raise the ceiling would simply force the government to adhere to the previous year's budget. Keywords: [austin goolsbee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin-goolsbee.md), [debt ceiling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/debt-ceiling.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [unemployment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unemployment.md), [default](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/default.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Corporate Tax Rates, Canada vs. United States (1:52:46–1:55:48) A comparison of corporate tax rates reveals that Canada reduced its top rate to 16.5% on January 1st, 2011, which is less than half the U.S. top rate of 35%. The hosts argue that tax cuts are effective for economic growth, citing Canada's soaring markets. They also contrast the lack of personal income tax in Washington State with the high taxes and poor infrastructure in California. Keywords: [corporate tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corporate-tax.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [washington state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-state.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [joy behar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-behar.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Australian Floods, GST Online Shopping Tax (1:55:48–1:59:53) Massive flooding in Queensland, Australia, has covered an area the size of Germany and France combined, devastating the coal and farming industries. Simultaneously, Australian retailers are lobbying the government to apply the Goods and Services Tax (GST) to online purchases from overseas. The hosts criticize the media for promoting higher taxes rather than retailers seeking to eliminate existing tax burdens. Keywords: [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [queensland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queensland.md), gst tax, [floods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/floods.md), online shopping [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Vaccine Fraud Allegations, Andrew Wakefield BMJ Study (1:59:54–2:08:29) The British Medical Journal (BMJ) published an investigation by journalist Brian Deere labeling Andrew Wakefield's 1998 study linking the MMR vaccine to autism an "elaborate fraud." CNN's Sanjay Gupta and Wolf Blitzer covered the story, emphasizing that the original data was falsified. The hosts note that the investigation was funded by media outlets and suggest the timing is intended to bolster public confidence in all vaccinations. Keywords: [andrew wakefield](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrew-wakefield.md), [bmj](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bmj.md), [autism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autism.md), [mmr vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mmr-vaccine.md), brian deere [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Swine Flu H1N1, Cocaine Addiction Vaccine (2:08:30–2:13:00) The persistence of the H1N1 swine flu is questioned, as most seasonal flus typically dissipate after one year. In other medical news, a "vaccine" for cocaine addiction has been developed by combining a cocaine-like molecule with a cold virus to trigger an immune response. The hosts argue that the term "vaccine" is being incorrectly applied to drug addiction treatments to leverage the positive public perception of traditional vaccines. Keywords: [h1n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h1n1.md), [swine flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/swine-flu.md), [cocaine vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cocaine-vaccine.md), [cholera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cholera.md), [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Piers Morgan Larry King Replacement, John Birch Society (2:13:01–2:17:57) Piers Morgan is set to replace Larry King on CNN, though his interviewing style is predicted to be a "total dud" for American audiences. The segment transitions to a discussion of the John Birch Society and its founder, Robert Welch. A 1958 speech by Welch is introduced, which outlined ten steps intended to destroy American sovereignty from within through expanded government spending and centralization. Keywords: [piers morgan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/piers-morgan.md), [larry king](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/larry-king.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [john birch society](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-birch-society.md), robert welch [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/267-what-s-my-line/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Haiti Floating City, Robert Welch Outro (2:17:58–2:21:48) The program concludes with a mention of "Harvest City," a proposed floating city off the coast of Haiti. The hosts note the recurring appearance of the number 33 in recent news items, including bomb counts and patient numbers. The final audio clip features Robert Welch warning against the surrender of American sovereignty to international organizations like the United Nations. 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