# Former Soviet Spy > A deep dive into the legacy of Soviet espionage, the laundering of cartel cash by major banks, and the suspicious mechanics of the global cocoa market. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 218 - **Published:** 2010-07-18 - **Length:** 2h 2m - **Topics:** Soviet Spy, [Goldman Sachs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldman-sachs.md), [Janet Yellen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-yellen.md), Cocoa Corner, [Wachovia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wachovia.md), iDoser, TSA Expansion - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy ## About this episode Elizabeth Bentley, the former Soviet spy who defected to the FBI in 1945, returns to the spotlight via archival footage from a 1953 Meet the Press interview. Her testimony, which identified over 150 federal employees as assets, highlights the historical friction between the FBI and the OSS. This look at legacy espionage coincides with a massive expansion of the modern intelligence community through private contractors. Financial markets face unprecedented manipulation as a mystery trader corners nearly $1 billion in European cocoa stocks, driving prices to a 33-year high. Simultaneously, Goldman Sachs settles with the SEC for $550 million amid allegations of insider trading on put and call options. In the banking sector, Wachovia and Bank of America are linked to laundering hundreds of millions for Mexican drug cartels, while the Senate confirms Peter Diamond, Sarah Raskin, and Janet Yellen to the Federal Reserve Board to oversee new inflationary policies. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak explore the oddities of the week, from the iDoser app's binaural heroin simulations to the suspicious timing of a Rockville earthquake during a BP oil well announcement. The duo critiques the aggressive policing of bubble-blowing protesters at the G20 and the bizarre use of photo illustrations to depict Bernie Madoff's prison life in New York Magazine. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/transcript.md. ### 1. No Agenda Episode 218 Introduction, Gitmo Nation West (0:00–1:27) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 218 of the No Agenda podcast from their respective locations in Southern California and Northern Silicon Valley. The hosts establish the "Gitmo Nation" theme and mention a pending story regarding human power generation. They confirm their lack of contact between shows to maintain on-air chemistry. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [crackpot command center](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crackpot-command-center.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/1.md) ### 2. iDoser App, Binaural Audio and Digital Drugs (1:28–7:41) The hosts examine the iDoser iPhone application, which uses binaural recording technology to simulate drug-like effects through audio. They discuss the cost of the app and specific in-app purchases like "Poppies," which the app description compares to the effects of heroin. A brief audio experiment is conducted to test the effectiveness of the binaural tones on the listeners and hosts. Keywords: idoser, binaural beats, [iphone app](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone-app.md), [heroin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heroin.md), [poppies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poppies.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Yousef's Hummus, Sabra Ingredients and Olive Oil (7:42–9:34) A brief culinary discussion focuses on the quality of store-bought hummus in the United States. Comparison is made between the Sabra brand, which uses soybean oil, and Yousef's Hummus, which uses olive oil. The hosts express a preference for authentic Middle Eastern preparation methods over national brands. Keywords: yousef's hummus, [sabra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sabra.md), [costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), [olive oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/olive-oil.md), soybean oil [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Executive Producer Shortfall, Donation Feedback Loop (9:35–10:27) The hosts report a significant lack of high-tier donations for the week, noting that for the first time in six months, there are no executive producers to credit. They analyze the correlation between show content and listener financial support. They conclude that they must credit themselves as executive producers due to the lack of $200+ contributions. Keywords: [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [spreadsheet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spreadsheet.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [podcast funding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-funding.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/4.md) ### 5. Rockville Maryland Earthquake, BP Well Capping Coincidence (10:28–13:24) A 3.6 magnitude earthquake centered in Rockville, Maryland, is discussed in the context of political timing. The event occurred just as President Barack Obama was set to announce the capping of the BP oil well and the passage of the financial reform bill. Reference is made to former Secretary of Defense William Cohen's past comments regarding environmental warfare and "earthquake machines." Keywords: [rockville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rockville.md), [maryland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maryland.md), [earthquake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earthquake.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [william cohen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-cohen.md), [earthquake machine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earthquake-machine.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Mel Gibson, Chantix Outrage Defense (13:25–14:20) The hosts briefly discuss the public controversy surrounding Mel Gibson. They suggest that his erratic behavior might be attributed to the side effects of the smoking-cessation drug Chantix. They note that some mainstream media outlets are beginning to echo their sentiment of giving the actor a reprieve. Keywords: [mel gibson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mel-gibson.md), [chantix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chantix.md), [mainstream media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mainstream-media.md), celebrity scandal, [outrage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/outrage.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/6.md) ### 7. San Francisco Parking Meters, Smart Sensors and Kiosks (14:21–17:31) A detailed critique of the new electronic parking systems in San Francisco and Oakland highlights the shift from simple coin meters to complex sensor-based kiosks. The discussion covers the high cost of installation, the difficulty of reading LCD screens in sunlight, and the use of sensors to prevent "feeding the meter." The hosts argue these systems are designed for revenue extraction rather than traffic flow. Keywords: [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [parking meters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parking-meters.md), [kiosks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kiosks.md), [sensors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sensors.md), revenue generation [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/7.md) ### 8. Urban Crime Rates, Fluoride Lethargy and Riot Predictions (17:31–19:43) Police Chief George Gascon's report of a 10% drop in violent crime in San Francisco is met with skepticism. The hosts debate whether the decrease in crime is due to community policing or a "dumbed down" populace affected by fluoride and aspartame. A prediction is made that massive rioting will occur in major U.S. cities within the next 12 months. Keywords: [oakland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oakland.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [crime rates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crime-rates.md), [fluoride](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fluoride.md), [aspartame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aspartame.md), [civil unrest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civil-unrest.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Mystery Trader, Global Cocoa Market Cornering (19:43–21:22) A report from The Telegraph details a mystery trader who purchased nearly all of Europe's physical cocoa stocks, valued at approximately $1 billion. The trade sent cocoa prices to their highest levels since 1977. The hosts question the lack of transparency in the market and the inability of financial reporters to identify the individual or group behind the massive acquisition. Keywords: [cocoa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cocoa.md), [the telegraph](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-telegraph.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [hamburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamburg.md), [commodity trading](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commodity-trading.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Goldman Sachs SEC Settlement, Insider Trading Allegations (21:23–24:44) Analysis of the Goldman Sachs $550 million settlement with the SEC reveals suspicious trading patterns involving put and call options. Data suggests that insiders may have known the timing of the civil complaint and the subsequent settlement, allowing for massive returns on options. The SEC is criticized for potential leaks and general incompetence in regulating Wall Street. Keywords: [goldman sachs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldman-sachs.md), [sec](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sec.md), [put options](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/put-options.md), call options, [financial fraud](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/financial-fraud.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/10.md) ### 11. Federal Reserve Board, New Governors and Inflation Policy (24:44–29:18) The Senate confirmation hearings for three new Federal Reserve governors—Peter Diamond, Sarah Raskin, and Janet Yellen—are examined. The hosts note that these 14-year appointments follow the passage of the financial reform bill. All three nominees are characterized as favoring inflationary policies to manage national debt during the current economic depression. Keywords: [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md), peter diamond, sarah raskin, [janet yellen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-yellen.md), [inflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inflation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Hyperinflation History, Weimar Republic and Zimbabwe (29:18–32:33) A historical overview of hyperinflation touches on the Weimar Republic, Brazil, and modern-day Zimbabwe. The hosts discuss the mechanics of currency devaluation and how it affects labor contracts and debt repayment. They contrast these extremes with the Federal Reserve's goal of maintaining a "controlled" inflation rate of 3-4% to avoid deflationary spirals. Keywords: [hyperinflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hyperinflation.md), [weimar republic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weimar-republic.md), [zimbabwe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zimbabwe.md), [brazil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brazil.md), [deflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deflation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Derivatives Market, Glass-Steagall and Sarbanes-Oxley (32:34–36:46) The hosts criticize the 2022 deadline for new derivatives regulations, arguing the delay renders the reform ineffective. They question why the Glass-Steagall Act was not reinstated to separate commercial and investment banking. Additionally, Sarbanes-Oxley is described as a protectionist bill for accounting firms that shifted the burden of proof onto corporate boards while failing to prevent fraud. Keywords: [derivatives](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/derivatives.md), [glass-steagall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glass-steagall.md), [sarbanes-oxley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarbanes-oxley.md), [banking reform](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/banking-reform.md), [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Wachovia Bank, Mexican Drug Money Laundering (36:47–39:48) Bloomberg Markets Magazine reports that Wachovia and Bank of America laundered hundreds of millions of dollars for Mexican drug cartels. The discussion references the documentary "Cocaine Cowboys" to illustrate the long history of banks being funded by illicit narcotics trade. The hosts contrast the lack of criminal prosecution for big banks with the strict financial tracking imposed on ordinary citizens. Keywords: [wachovia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wachovia.md), [bank of america](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bank-of-america.md), [money laundering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/money-laundering.md), cocaine cowboys, [bloomberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bloomberg.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Moscow Music Peace Festival, Doc McGee and Ozzy Osbourne (39:48–42:01) An anecdote regarding the 1989 Moscow Music Peace Festival explains how manager Doc McGee organized the event as part of a plea deal for drug smuggling. The story details the chaotic flight to Russia with bands like Motley Crue and Bon Jovi. A specific incident involving a heavily intoxicated Ozzy Osbourne on the chartered aircraft is recounted. Keywords: [doc mcgee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doc-mcgee.md), [moscow music peace festival](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moscow-music-peace-festival.md), [ozzy osbourne](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ozzy-osbourne.md), [bon jovi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bon-jovi.md), [motley crue](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/motley-crue.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Elizabeth Bentley, 1953 Meet the Press Soviet Spy Interview (42:02–47:32) The hosts review a 1953 archival clip from "Meet the Press" featuring Elizabeth Bentley, a former Soviet spy who defected to the FBI. Bentley's testimony in 1945 led to the identification of over 150 federal employees working for the Soviet Union. The discussion highlights the historical tension between the FBI and the OSS (the precursor to the CIA) regarding internal security. Keywords: elizabeth bentley, [meet the press](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meet-the-press.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), soviet espionage, [mccarthyism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mccarthyism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Intelligence Contractors, Weekly Standard Report and Spy Movies (47:32–51:10) The Weekly Standard is set to release a series on the expansive use of private contractors within the U.S. intelligence community since 9/11. The hosts link this trend to the promotion of spy films like "Salt" starring Angelina Jolie. They also note the cancellation of the latest James Bond film and the shift toward video game production for the franchise. Keywords: [weekly standard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weekly-standard.md), intelligence contractors, [salt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/salt.md), [james bond](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-bond.md), jason bourne [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Columbia University, Proposed Media Czar and Journalism Reform (51:11–53:46) Columbia University President Lee Bollinger's Wall Street Journal op-ed proposing a "mixed" public-private news system is analyzed. The hosts interpret this as a move toward establishing a government-controlled "Media Czar" or a "Ministry of Truth." They argue that such a system would undermine the free market's role in providing independent news coverage. Keywords: lee bollinger, [wall street journal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street-journal.md), media czar, [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md), [ministry of truth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ministry-of-truth.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Aspartame Health Risks, Premature Birth Studies (53:47–56:07) A study published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition links aspartame consumption in pregnant women to a significantly increased risk of premature birth. The hosts review the history of aspartame's approval by the FDA under Donald Rumsfeld's leadership at G.D. Searle. They express concern over the widespread presence of the sweetener in food and beverage products despite these health findings. Keywords: [aspartame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aspartame.md), [monsanto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monsanto.md), nutrisweet, premature birth, [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/19.md) ### 20. MSNBC Lockup, Lipitor Commercial Juxtaposition (56:08–58:14) The hosts discuss a humorous editing coincidence on MSNBC where a segment of the prison documentary "Lockup" transitioned directly into a Lipitor advertisement. Both segments featured the phrase "wake-up call," which the hosts use to illustrate how advertising agencies leverage cultural memes and psychological triggers to sell pharmaceuticals. Keywords: [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), lockup, [lipitor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lipitor.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), wake-up call [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Listener Donations, Birthday Shoutouts and Knighting (58:14–1:00:35) The hosts acknowledge several donations from listeners in Zurich, Ohio, New York, and Florida. They provide birthday wishes for "Ma Bird" and Kevin Collyar as requested by their families. Mention is made of the Morning Comics competition at the San Diego Comic-Con and the ongoing "nighthood" layaway program for significant contributors. Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [zurich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zurich.md), [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md), comic con, [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Mothership Boarding Pass, 33.33 Subscription Model (1:00:36–1:02:55) A new subscription initiative is introduced, offering listeners a "boarding pass" to the "mothership" for a $33.33 donation. The passes will be serialized and include seat numbers, playing into the show's long-running theme of an alien-assisted escape from Earth. The hosts discuss the technical implementation of the numbering system to ensure exclusivity for donors. Keywords: [boarding pass](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boarding-pass.md), [subscription](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/subscription.md), [mothership](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mothership.md), tall blondes, alien escape [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Weather Modification Inc, Silver Iodide and EPA Pollutants (1:02:56–1:06:38) Following a severe hail storm in Calgary, the hosts investigate Weather Modification Inc., a company contracted for cloud seeding. They highlight that the EPA classifies silver iodide as a hazardous substance and a toxic pollutant. The discussion focuses on the potential health risks of chronic exposure to cloud-seeding chemicals, including skin discoloration and respiratory issues. Keywords: weather modification inc, [cloud seeding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloud-seeding.md), silver iodide, [epa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/epa.md), [calgary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/calgary.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Lipitor Advertisement, FDA Warnings and Side Effects (1:06:39–1:09:04) The hosts play and critique a Lipitor television advertisement, noting the extensive list of required FDA warnings regarding liver problems and muscle pain. They discuss the marketing strategy of using "hapless dad" tropes to sell statins. The segment emphasizes the contrast between the drug's promised benefits and its potential for serious side effects. Keywords: [lipitor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lipitor.md), [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md), [cholesterol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cholesterol.md), liver problems, [heart attack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heart-attack.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Leonard T. Miller, Diversity in Auto Racing History (1:09:05–1:14:17) Author Leonard T. Miller appears on C-SPAN to discuss his book "Racing While Black," where he criticizes the modern "diversity" movement for erasing the long history of African American participation in auto racing dating back to 1910. Miller argues that the current focus on being the "first" ignores previous pioneers. The hosts analyze the audience's positive reaction to his critique of "diversity crap." Keywords: leonard t. miller, [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), auto racing, black history, [diversity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diversity.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Freedelity Belgium, Biometric Federal ID Loyalty Cards (1:14:18–1:16:37) A program in Belgium by the company Freedelity allows citizens to use their federal biometric ID cards as retail loyalty cards. The hosts discuss the privacy implications of integrating government identification with consumer tracking systems. They also note grammatical errors on the company's English website and clarify that German is an official language of Belgium. Keywords: freedelity, [belgium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/belgium.md), biometric id, [rfid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rfid.md), [loyalty cards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/loyalty-cards.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/26.md) ### 27. EU Data Retention, Privacy Law Violations (1:16:38–1:18:27) Reports from Europe indicate that several EU member states are violating data retention laws by keeping citizen information for up to 10 years, far exceeding the 24-month legal maximum. The hosts characterize the European Union as a high-surveillance environment ("Gitmo Supreme") where privacy regulations are frequently ignored by state authorities. Keywords: [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [data retention](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-retention.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/27.md) ### 28. Toyota Recall, Japan Airbase Deal and Driver Error (1:18:27–1:21:08) The NHTSA's conclusion that the Toyota "unintended acceleration" crisis was largely due to driver error is discussed as a political resolution. The hosts argue the timing of the report coincides with a new agreement between the U.S. and Japan regarding the Okinawa airbase. They suggest the entire safety scandal was a form of economic and political pressure applied to the Japanese government. Keywords: [toyota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toyota.md), [nhtsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nhtsa.md), [okinawa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/okinawa.md), yukio hatoyama, driver error [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Bernie Madoff, New York Magazine Photo Illustrations (1:21:09–1:22:54) New York Magazine's feature on Bernie Madoff's life in prison is criticized for using "photo illustrations" rather than actual photographs of the inmate. The hosts suggest that the use of a look-alike in the imagery supports their theory that Madoff may have been swapped out or moved to a different location. They question why a major publication would rely on staged photos for a news story. Keywords: [bernie madoff](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-madoff.md), [new york magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-magazine.md), photo illustration, [prison](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prison.md), [ponzi scheme](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ponzi-scheme.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/29.md) ### 30. Bret Michaels, Celebrity Apprentice and American Idol (1:22:55–1:27:45) The hosts analyze an interview with Bret Michaels on the Joy Behar show where he appears to slip up regarding the "fix" on Celebrity Apprentice. Michaels' recovery from a brain aneurysm and subsequent win are characterized as a scripted "Cinderella story" designed to boost ratings. The discussion also covers Michaels' public campaign to become the next judge on American Idol. Keywords: [bret michaels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bret-michaels.md), [celebrity apprentice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/celebrity-apprentice.md), [american idol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/american-idol.md), [joy behar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-behar.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Simon Cowell, American Idol Judge Replacement Pitch (1:27:45–1:32:51) Bret Michaels' pitch to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol is examined. Michaels argues that the show needs an "original" rather than a "knockoff" of Cowell. The hosts suggest that the Joy Behar show serves as a "farm team" or testing ground for celebrities to practice their media pitches before moving to larger networks. Keywords: [simon cowell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/simon-cowell.md), [american idol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/american-idol.md), [bret michaels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bret-michaels.md), [joy behar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-behar.md), [reality tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reality-tv.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/31.md) ### 32. FCC Profanity Rulings, Late Night Television Language (1:32:51–1:35:13) A discussion on FCC regulations reveals that profanity fines generally do not apply to broadcasts between 11 PM and 6 AM. The hosts note that while late-night hosts like David Letterman could legally use more explicit language, they choose to self-censor to avoid offending audiences. They also reference a recent court ruling involving Fox that challenged the FCC's authority over "fleeting expletives." Keywords: [fcc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fcc.md), [profanity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/profanity.md), [fox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox.md), [david letterman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-letterman.md), broadcasting laws [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/32.md) ### 33. Taser Amnesia Study, Maryland Wiretapping Arrest (1:35:13–1:38:34) A suppressed study from the King Drew Medical Center in Los Angeles finds that 92% of people shocked by a taser experience total amnesia of the event. In a related story, a Maryland motorcyclist faces 16 years in prison under wiretapping laws for recording a police officer during a traffic stop. The hosts argue these developments protect police from accountability for misconduct. Keywords: [tasers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tasers.md), amnesia, [maryland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maryland.md), [wiretapping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wiretapping.md), [police misconduct](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-misconduct.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/33.md) ### 34. G20 Bubble Blowing, Police Assault Claims (1:38:35–1:41:50) During the G20 protests in Toronto, a police officer threatened to arrest a woman for assault because she was blowing bubbles. The officer claimed that if a bubble touched him, it constituted a "deliberate act" of assault with a "detergent." The hosts use the clip to illustrate the aggressive and irrational attitude of law enforcement toward peaceful protesters. Keywords: [g20](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/g20.md), [toronto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toronto.md), [police](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police.md), [assault](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/assault.md), [detergent](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/detergent.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/34.md) ### 35. DARPA Human Power Harvesting, Kinetic Energy (1:41:50–1:44:01) DARPA and MIT researchers are developing technology to harvest electricity from the human body using heat and kinetic energy. The hosts compare this to the plot of "The Matrix," where humans are used as batteries. They suggest this technology will eventually be used to power wearable surveillance devices like GPS "scram" bracelets. Keywords: [darpa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darpa.md), [mit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mit.md), kinetic energy, power harvesting, [matrix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/matrix.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/35.md) ### 36. Al Gore, Internet Creation and Snopes Debunking (1:44:02–1:46:21) The hosts debate the accuracy of Snopes.com regarding Al Gore's claim that he "took the initiative in creating the internet." While Snopes labels the claim that Gore said he "invented" the internet as false, the hosts argue that "creating" and "inventing" are functionally synonymous in this context. They express skepticism toward Snopes as a reliable source for political debunking. Keywords: [al gore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-gore.md), [snopes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snopes.md), [internet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet.md), [debunking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/debunking.md), initiative [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/36.md) ### 37. Soccer Match Fixing, German Investigations and FIFA (1:46:21–1:49:54) An investigation in Germany has uncovered evidence of match-fixing in 270 soccer games across nine countries, linked to Asian gambling syndicates. Journalist Declan Hill discusses the "globalization of corruption" in professional sports. The hosts also mention suspicious behavior in World Cup matches involving Nigeria and the general refusal of FIFA to acknowledge systemic issues. Keywords: [soccer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soccer.md), [match fixing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/match-fixing.md), declan hill, [fifa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fifa.md), [gambling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gambling.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/37.md) ### 38. World Cup 2018, Netherlands Tax-Free FIFA Bid (1:49:55–1:51:41) The Netherlands is bidding for the 2018 World Cup by offering FIFA complete tax-exempt status, including a waiver of the 18% Value Added Tax (VAT) on all purchases. This would allow FIFA officials to avoid taxes on hotels, fuel, and groceries. The hosts criticize the government for offering such concessions while the country remains without a formal governing cabinet. 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Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [john pistole](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-pistole.md), mass transit, subways, [security screening](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/security-screening.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/39.md) ### 40. High-Speed Rail, Hill and Knowlton PR and Freight (1:54:56–1:58:26) The hosts analyze the global push for high-speed rail as a public relations campaign managed by firms like Hill and Knowlton. They argue that while the public is sold on passenger service, the real goal is moving freight more efficiently. They also discuss the "Coalition Against Bigger Trucks" and the move in France to stop building new motorways in favor of rail. Keywords: [high-speed rail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/high-speed-rail.md), [hill and knowlton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hill-and-knowlton.md), [freight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/freight.md), trucks, [infrastructure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/infrastructure.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/218-former-soviet-spy/chapter/40.md) ### 41. Bicycle Safety, Foreign Oil and Petrochemicals (1:58:27–2:01:25) A discussion on urban planning critiques the push for bicycle lanes, with the hosts claiming that serious cyclists frequently suffer major injuries in traffic. They argue that society cannot easily transition away from automobiles or foreign oil due to the deep integration of petrochemicals in all modern products, including plastics and electronics. 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