# Krazy Karzai Kums Klean > A coordinated media campaign targets the Afghan presidency while military forces oversee opium harvests and corporate fast-food giants secure their foothold in the theater of war. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 189 - **Published:** 2010-04-08 - **Length:** 2h 9m - **Topics:** Karzai, Poppy protection, [WikiLeaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikileaks.md), Digital Economy Bill, [John Dean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-dean.md), [Stargate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stargate.md), [Foxconn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foxconn.md) - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean ## About this episode The White House and Council on Foreign Relations are orchestrating a coordinated character assassination of Afghan President Hamid Karzai to prepare the public for his eventual removal. Former UN official Peter Galbraith and various media outlets have begun circulating claims of Karzai’s mental instability and substance abuse, signaling a shift in U.S. diplomatic strategy. This narrative emerges as Karzai’s historical ties to the CIA and Taliban become increasingly inconvenient for current military objectives in the region. U.S. Marines in Helmand province are currently stationed to protect opium poppy fields, effectively securing the global heroin trade under the guise of counter-insurgency. Meanwhile, the WikiLeaks release of the 2007 Baghdad Apache helicopter strike is scrutinized as a potential CIA disinformation campaign designed to consolidate control over whistleblowing platforms. Domestically, the Digital Economy Bill in the UK and the U.S. Healthcare Bill’s 'Ready Reserve Corps' provisions indicate a global trend toward internet censorship and involuntary service. Corporate interests remain entrenched in the war effort, evidenced by the proliferation of Burger King and Pizza Hut franchises on military bases in Bagram and Kandahar. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak examine the strange case of a Qatari diplomat’s smoke scare on a Denver-bound flight and the alleged 'Stargate' activity in the Gulf of Aden. The duo also highlights Deepak Chopra’s bizarre claim that his meditation triggered a California earthquake. This episode features insights from former White House Counsel John Dean on the evolution of political thuggery from the Nixon era to the Bush-Cheney legacy. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/transcript.md. ### 1. No Agenda Episode 189 Introduction and Tiger Woods Return (0:01–1:24) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open Episode 189 of No Agenda from their respective studios in California. They discuss the timing of the show and briefly mention the media frenzy surrounding Tiger Woods' return to golf at the Masters, which is occurring simultaneously with the broadcast. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [tiger woods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tiger-woods.md), [masters tournament](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/masters-tournament.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Hamid Karzai Substance Abuse Allegations and Media Character Assassination (1:25–6:55) The hosts analyze media reports suggesting Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai is mentally unstable or suffering from substance abuse. They critique an MSNBC segment featuring former UN official Peter Galbraith, who claims Karzai is prone to tirades and may be using drugs. The discussion frames these allegations as a coordinated character assassination by the Council on Foreign Relations and the White House following Karzai's lack of cooperation with U.S. interests. Keywords: [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [council on foreign relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/council-on-foreign-relations.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), peter galbraith, [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Executive Producer Credits and No Agenda Knighting Ceremony (6:56–11:35) The hosts acknowledge the financial supporters for Episode 189, naming Rene Schwartz, Milu Lise de Kemp, and David Eichler as Executive Producers. They discuss the "Karma Club" and the process of becoming a knight through specific donation amounts. A newborn, Milu Lise de Kemp, is highlighted as the show's youngest executive producer. Keywords: rene schwartz, milu lise de kemp, david eichler, keith bradshaw, jonas astrum [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/3.md) ### 4. No Agenda Promotion and Graffiti Marketing Efforts (11:37–13:24) Listeners are recognized for their grassroots marketing efforts, including Drew Larson's promotion at the University of Wisconsin-Green Bay and Paul B's stenciling in California. The hosts discuss the legality of graffiti and the use of "No Agenda" branding in public spaces. Keywords: drew larson, [university of wisconsin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/university-of-wisconsin.md), [randy asher](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/randy-asher.md), paul b, [graffiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/graffiti.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/4.md) ### 5. CIA Involvement and Potential Threats to Hamid Karzai (13:24–15:33) The discussion returns to Hamid Karzai, exploring his historical ties to the CIA and the Taliban. The hosts speculate that the current media narrative is a precursor to a potential "accidental" death or assassination of Karzai, suggesting his plane might be targeted or he may be replaced due to his shifting loyalties. Keywords: [hamid karzai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamid-karzai.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [taliban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taliban.md), [mujahideen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mujahideen.md), [assassination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/assassination.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Geraldo Rivera Afghanistan Report and Poppy Field Protection (15:33–22:49) Adam Curry deconstructs a Fox News report by Geraldo Rivera embedded with Marines in Afghanistan's Helmand province. The segment highlights how U.S. troops are stationed directly adjacent to vast opium poppy fields. The hosts argue that the military is effectively protecting the poppy harvest, which fuels the global heroin trade, rather than eradicating it. Keywords: [geraldo rivera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geraldo-rivera.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), [helmand province](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/helmand-province.md), [opium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opium.md), [poppy harvest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poppy-harvest.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Fast Food Chains and War Profiteering in Afghanistan (22:49–25:22) The hosts discuss the presence of American fast-food chains like Burger King, Pizza Hut, and Orange Julius on military bases in Bagram and Kandahar. They reference a blog post by Sergeant Major Michael Hall regarding the removal of these "non-essential luxuries" to prioritize combat resupply. The discussion frames these concessions as evidence of corporate war profiteering. Keywords: [burger king](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/burger-king.md), [pizza hut](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pizza-hut.md), orange julius, [michael hall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-hall.md), war profiteering [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/7.md) ### 8. WikiLeaks Apache Helicopter Video and CIA Disinformation Theory (25:24–35:19) The 2007 video released by WikiLeaks showing an Apache helicopter strike in Baghdad is analyzed. The hosts express skepticism regarding the timing and source of the leak, suggesting WikiLeaks might be a front for CIA disinformation or internal agency warfare. They question why the government hasn't shut down the organization if it truly posed a threat to national security. Keywords: [wikileaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikileaks.md), [julian assange](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/julian-assange.md), [apache helicopter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apache-helicopter.md), [collateral murder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/collateral-murder.md), [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/8.md) ### 9. UK Digital Economy Bill and Internet Disconnection Laws (35:18–39:06) The UK Parliament's passage of the Digital Economy Bill is discussed, noting that only a small fraction of MPs were present for the vote. The law allows the government to disconnect users from the internet for alleged copyright infringement. The hosts warn that similar measures are being prepared globally to control information flow. Keywords: [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md), digital economy bill, [david cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-cameron.md), [copyright](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/copyright.md), [piracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/piracy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Healthcare Bill Reserve Corps and HealthReform.gov Confusion (39:07–43:13) The hosts examine specific sections of the U.S. healthcare bill that allow for the involuntary call to active duty of a "Ready Reserve Corps" during public health crises. They also critique the HealthReform.gov website for its lack of clear information and mention Paul Volcker's suggestion that a value-added tax (VAT) may be necessary to fund the government. Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [healthcare reform](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-reform.md), reserve corps, [national emergency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-emergency.md), [paul volcker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-volcker.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/10.md) ### 11. Tiger Woods Fist Pumping and Golf Injuries (43:13–46:36) A brief discussion ensues regarding Tiger Woods' signature fist pump and the history of grandstanding in golf. The hosts also touch upon the physical toll of the sport, mentioning Woods' knee and Achilles tendon issues. Keywords: [tiger woods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tiger-woods.md), [golf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golf.md), fist pump, seve ballesteros, sports injuries [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Entertainment News Teasers and Jesse James Nazi Allegations (46:37–49:34) The hosts mock the "teaser" format of entertainment news shows like Access Hollywood. They transition to discussing the media coverage of Jesse James, specifically allegations of him being a Nazi based on his collection of German military regalia, which they view as a sensationalized character attack. Keywords: [access hollywood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/access-hollywood.md), [jesse james](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jesse-james.md), [sandra bullock](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sandra-bullock.md), [joy behar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-behar.md), nazi regalia [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Qatar Diplomat Smoke Scare and Denver CIA Offices (49:35–51:51) An incident involving a Qatari diplomat lighting a cigarette on a flight to Denver is discussed. The hosts suggest the event was overblown to reinforce the presence of air marshals and note the significance of Denver as a hub for the "New World Order" and relocated CIA offices. Keywords: [qatar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qatar.md), diplomat, [air marshal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/air-marshal.md), [denver](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/denver.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Indonesia Earthquake and Deepak Chopra Twitter Claims (51:53–56:38) The hosts discuss a recent earthquake in Indonesia and its geopolitical context regarding U.S.-China relations. They also highlight a controversial tweet from Deepak Chopra, who appeared to claim that his meditation caused a separate earthquake in Southern California. Keywords: [indonesia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/indonesia.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [deepak chopra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deepak-chopra.md), [earthquake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earthquake.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Community Banking vs. Big Banks and PBS Shilling (56:38–1:08:22) A segment from the PBS News Hour regarding community banks is deconstructed. The hosts praise small banks like Mechanics Bank for their customer service while criticizing PBS for including a "big bank" perspective from BNY Mellon. They point out that Bank of America is a major underwriter for PBS, influencing the report's conclusion that community banking is "nostalgic" and "futile." Keywords: [mechanics bank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mechanics-bank.md), [bank of america](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bank-of-america.md), [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md), [news hour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/news-hour.md), [paul krugman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-krugman.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Donor Recognition and No Agenda Birthday Shoutouts (1:08:23–1:15:30) The hosts read a list of donors and their messages, including contributions to the "Karma Club." They discuss the responsibilities of "Minute Men" who support the show's knights. Several birthday wishes are acknowledged, including one for a listener's wife, Kelly, on her 30th birthday. Keywords: stephen schnabel, matthew wittering, rory busca, [john snyder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-snyder.md), ulrich shagirl [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Gulf of Aden Stargate and Arctic Ice Anomalies (1:15:31–1:19:40) Adam Curry introduces a theory regarding a "Stargate" in the Gulf of Aden, claiming hundreds of naval vessels are monitoring extraterrestrial activity. The discussion shifts to satellite images of circular ice patterns in the Arctic, which Curry links to atmospheric anomalies, while Dvorak remains skeptical. Keywords: [gulf of aden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gulf-of-aden.md), [stargate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stargate.md), [yemen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yemen.md), [arctic ice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arctic-ice.md), [al gore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-gore.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Obama Press Restrictions and Academic Background Questions (1:19:41–1:24:35) The hosts discuss reports from the Rock Creek Free Press regarding a list of forbidden questions for the White House Press Corps. They explore allegations that Obama's academic career at Chicago Law School was facilitated by political pressure and speculate on his potential background as a CIA asset. Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [occidental college](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/occidental-college.md), chicago law school, [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), rock creek free press [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Republican 2012 Ticket and Party Ideology (1:24:39–1:32:36) The hosts analyze a Sean Hannity segment featuring Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann. They discuss the potential for a Palin-Bachmann ticket in 2012 and the internal friction between the two figures. The conversation concludes that the Republican Party's "checklist" ideology is making it difficult for them to challenge Obama effectively. Keywords: [sarah palin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarah-palin.md), [michele bachmann](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michele-bachmann.md), [sean hannity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sean-hannity.md), tim pawlenty, [republican party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-party.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Nigel Farage Criticizes EU President Herman Van Rompuy (1:32:37–1:36:57) A clip of Nigel Farage addressing the European Parliament is played. Farage criticizes EU President Herman Van Rompuy as an unelected leader who is "kidnapping democracy." The hosts praise Farage for his outspokenness against the centralized power of the European Union. Keywords: [nigel farage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nigel-farage.md), [herman van rompuy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/herman-van-rompuy.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [brussels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brussels.md), [democracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democracy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Workplace Suicides at Euro Disney and Foxconn (1:36:58–1:41:17) The hosts report on a series of suicides at Euro Disney in France and the Foxconn factory in China. They note that Foxconn, a major manufacturer for Apple's iPhone and iPad, has seen multiple employees jump to their deaths due to extreme workplace pressure. The segment questions the human cost of high-tech manufacturing. Keywords: euro disney, [foxconn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foxconn.md), [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), [suicide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/suicide.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/21.md) ### 22. License Plate Scanning and Australian Population Strategy (1:41:18–1:44:20) The University of Illinois police department's testing of automatic license plate scanning technology is discussed as a new form of mass surveillance. Additionally, the hosts mention Australia's creation of a "Minister of Population Strategy," expressing concern over government overreach in demographic management. Keywords: [license plate recognition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/license-plate-recognition.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [university of illinois](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/university-of-illinois.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), population strategy [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/22.md) ### 23. U.S. Incarceration Rates and IRS High-Wealth Unit (1:44:21–1:47:44) The hosts discuss the high per capita incarceration rate in the United States, noting that the country holds 25% of the world's prisoners. They also play a clip of IRS Commissioner Douglas Shulman discussing a new "global high wealth operating unit," which they argue will ultimately target small business owners and individuals rather than the truly wealthy. Keywords: [incarceration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/incarceration.md), [prison system](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prison-system.md), [irs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irs.md), [douglas shulman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/douglas-shulman.md), [taxes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxes.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Nuclear Posture Review and U.S. Strategic Deterrence (1:47:45–1:51:20) The Obama administration's "Nuclear Posture Review" (NPR) is analyzed. The hosts describe the document as "double-speak," stating that while it claims to reduce the role of nuclear weapons, it maintains the right to use them against those who "piss off" the United States. Keywords: nuclear posture review, [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), proliferation, [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/24.md) ### 25. New York Times Lawyer Appointed as Army General Counsel (1:51:20–1:53:33) The hosts discuss the appointment of a former New York Times legal officer to the position of US Army General Counsel. They highlight a potential conflict of interest, as the appointee is receiving deferred compensation from the newspaper while being tasked with investigating military leaks to the media. Keywords: stephen preston, [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), army general counsel, [leaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leaks.md), [ethics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethics.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Natalie Del Conte Pregnancy and Chemtrail Reports (1:53:35–1:57:01) The hosts briefly mention the pregnancy of tech journalist Natalie Del Conte before pivoting to a discussion on "chemtrails." Adam Curry cites a 128-page government report and inquiries in the European Parliament as evidence of large-scale geoengineering and chemical spraying in the atmosphere. Keywords: [natalie del conte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/natalie-del-conte.md), [cbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs.md), [chemtrails](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemtrails.md), [geoengineering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geoengineering.md), [european parliament](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-parliament.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/26.md) ### 27. John Dean on Watergate Revisionism and Brookings Firebombing (1:57:01–2:01:19) A clip of former White House Counsel John Dean is played, where he discusses the "thuggery" of the Nixon administration. Dean recounts how he had to intervene to stop a plan by Chuck Colson to firebomb the Brookings Institution. The hosts use this to argue that political corruption and "black ops" have only become more sophisticated since the 1970s. Keywords: [john dean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-dean.md), [watergate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/watergate.md), chuck colson, [brookings institution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brookings-institution.md), [richard nixon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/richard-nixon.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/189-krazy-karzai-kums-klean/chapter/27.md) ### 28. John Dean on Republican Intellectual Dishonesty and Bush-Cheney Legacy (2:01:21–2:08:55) In the final segment, John Dean criticizes the "intellectual dishonesty" of modern conservatives and legal figures like John Yoo. He discusses the historical parallels between the Teapot Dome scandal and Watergate, and predicts that history will judge the Bush-Cheney administration harshly for its use of torture and the justification for the Iraq War. 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