# No Agenda Christmas 2025 > Global leaders and corporate entities overhaul holiday traditions as pandemic restrictions, climate activism, and political hypocrisy collide during the 2025 Christmas season. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 1828 - **Published:** 2025-12-25 - **Length:** 2h 4m - **People:** [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/person/adam-curry.md) (host), [John C Dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/person/john-c-dvorak.md) (host) - **Topics:** Nashville Bombing, Climate Santa, Kwanzaa Origins, COVID Restrictions, [Sinterklaas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sinterklaas.md), Holiday Heart - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025 ## About this episode Prime Minister Boris Johnson cancels Christmas for millions in the United Kingdom as a new coronavirus variant triggers a mass exodus from London. The move coincides with World Health Organization officials advising against family physical contact, while Build-A-Bear Workshop introduces climate change activism into children's holiday media by depicting a melting North Pole. These developments highlight a growing tension between traditional celebrations and modern political mandates. In the United States, the TSA deploys carolers to Los Angeles International Airport in a public relations effort that critics liken to historical propaganda. Meanwhile, the investigation into the Nashville Christmas Day bombing involving Anthony Warner centers on 5G conspiracy theories and lizard people, though questions remain regarding the lack of a traditional blast crater. In Ontario, Finance Minister Rod Phillips faces backlash for vacationing in St. Barts while his government instructed citizens to remain home, a hypocrisy mirrored by Kamala Harris and her widely criticized Kwanzaa childhood narrative. John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry explore the dark origins of the Dutch song Flappy, which tells the story of a pet rabbit served for dinner, and discuss the 1980s tech gift recommendations from the archives of Computer Chronicles. The duo debates the physiological impact of moving between hot and cold climates, theorizing that human skin pores require weeks to adjust to winter temperatures. The special concludes with a satirical look at the World Economic Forum's ESG-compliant Santa and a Jeffrey Epstein-themed Christmas carol. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/transcript.md. ### 1. Christmas Greetings, Happy Christmas vs Merry Holidays (0:00–6:17) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the Christmas special from Texas and Northern Silicon Valley. They discuss the linguistic shift from "Merry Christmas" to "Happy Christmas" and "Merry Holidays," with Dvorak noting local liberals using the latter. The hosts mention a "best of" compilation prepared by Sir Donald Winkler and touch upon "surveillance pricing" as a reason to delay holiday shopping. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas.md), merry holidays, happy christmas, [surveillance pricing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance-pricing.md), [donald winkler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-winkler.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/1.md) ### 2. PodShow UK Christmas Dinner, Led Zeppelin Reunion Invitation (6:19–9:24) A host recounts traveling to the United Kingdom for a PodShow UK Christmas dinner involving 25 to 30 staff members. He describes receiving a last-minute invitation to a one-off Led Zeppelin reunion concert and party scheduled for the same night as the staff event. The segment includes a archival clip of a "pod-safe" Christmas song recording featuring Cece Chapman and Jawbone. Keywords: podshow uk, [led zeppelin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/led-zeppelin.md), [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), [christmas party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas-party.md), [yorkshire tea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yorkshire-tea.md), cece chapman [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Queen Elizabeth II, Annual Christmas Speech Criticism (9:24–11:57) The hosts critique the tradition of the Queen's Christmas speech in the United Kingdom, which airs annually at 3:00 PM. They describe the address as cold and impersonal, noting the use of electronic news gathering footage showing Prince Charles and his sons visiting children in Africa. The commentary highlights the perceived irony of royals advising the public on fulfillment through service while living on tax money. Keywords: [queen elizabeth ii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queen-elizabeth-ii.md), [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md), [christmas speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas-speech.md), [royal family](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/royal-family.md), subjects, eng footage [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Build-A-Bear Workshop, Climate Change Christmas Animation (11:57–14:03) An animated Christmas series produced by Build-A-Bear Workshop features polar bears informing Santa Claus that the North Pole is melting due to climate change. The dialogue depicts a young bear urging Santa to stop putting carbon in the air to save Christmas. The hosts express outrage at the inclusion of environmental activism in children's holiday entertainment. Keywords: build-a-bear workshop, [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [north pole](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-pole.md), [santa claus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/santa-claus.md), [carbon emissions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-emissions.md), [polar bears](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/polar-bears.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/4.md) ### 5. American Economy, Prostitutes and Beer Spending Theory (14:05–15:54) A commentary from a contrarian entrepreneur suggests that typical Christmas spending on electronics, cars, and produce benefits foreign economies like China, Germany, and Mexico. The author claims the only way to keep money within the United States is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, as they are the only products still made domestically. The hosts joke about adding their donation links to this list of domestic supports. Keywords: american economy, [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [taiwan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taiwan.md), [prostitutes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prostitutes.md), [beer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beer.md), [trade deficit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trade-deficit.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Tulip Festival, Holland Photography Gift (15:55–17:18) John C. Dvorak presents Adam Curry with two photographs of tulips he took during a visit to the Tulip Festival in Holland. They discuss the festival's popularity in the Netherlands and Dvorak's experience attending it during Queensday. The images are intended to remind Curry of his time living in the lowlands. Keywords: [holland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/holland.md), tulip festival, [photography](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/photography.md), queensday, [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [flowers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flowers.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Scrooged Film, 1988 Media Satire vs Modern News (17:19–20:21) The hosts discuss the 1988 film *Scrooged* starring Bill Murray, focusing on a scene where a television executive creates a terrifying promo to scare viewers into watching a Christmas special. They observe that the fictional 1988 promo, which used imagery of terrorism and drugs to drive ratings, has become the standard operating procedure for modern cable news networks like CNN and Fox News. Keywords: scrooged, [bill murray](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-murray.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [media satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-satire.md), [terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terrorism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/7.md) ### 8. TSA Carolers, LAX Airport Public Relations (20:22–22:46) A report from ABC News features TSA employees singing Christmas carols at Los Angeles International Airport to reduce traveler stress. The hosts mock the segment as a "Ministry of Truth" production designed to humanize the agency. They compare the TSA uniforms to historical "brown shirts" and criticize the performative nature of the singing. Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [lax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lax.md), christmas carols, [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [public relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-relations.md), [ministry of truth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ministry-of-truth.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Herman Van Rompuy, European Union Christmas Haiku (22:47–24:25) Herman Van Rompuy, former President of the European Council, delivers a Christmas message in the form of a Dutch haiku. The poem translates to themes of silence, happiness, and "hoping for hope" between Christmas and the New Year. The hosts find the message confusing and joke about the directive for citizens to be silent to achieve happiness. Keywords: [herman van rompuy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/herman-van-rompuy.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [haiku](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiku.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas.md), [hope](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hope.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/9.md) ### 10. CIA Gift Shop, Piggy Bank Made in China (24:26–25:20) A host describes receiving a piggy bank from the CIA gift shop in Virginia, which features the agency's logo and contained a twenty-dollar bill. They point out the irony that the official CIA merchandise is manufactured in China rather than the United States. Keywords: [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [gift shop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gift-shop.md), piggy bank, [virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [pottery](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pottery.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/10.md) ### 11. The Night Before Christmas, Swedish Troll Story Comparison (25:21–29:06) The hosts compare the American tradition of reading *The Night Before Christmas* with a Swedish story about a troll who wants to become human. The Swedish tale involves the troll learning that helping others is the key to humanity, which the hosts liken to a mix of *The Grinch* and *Pinocchio*. Dvorak provides a satirical reading of the classic American poem interspersed with references to "brown shirts." Keywords: the night before christmas, [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md), [trolls](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trolls.md), [st. nicholas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/st-nicholas.md), christmas traditions [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Hoverboard Fire Hazards, Marijuana Stocking Stuffers (29:07–32:28) The hosts discuss holiday safety, specifically the risk of hoverboards catching fire when parked under Christmas trees. They also reference a news report from Seattle regarding the popularity of marijuana as a stocking stuffer, including an $80 "comically large joint" that has become a top seller at local dispensaries. Keywords: hoverboards, [fire hazard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fire-hazard.md), [seattle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seattle.md), [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), [christmas gifts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas-gifts.md), pot shop [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/12.md) ### 13. White Christmas Song, Beverly Hills Parody Origins (32:30–34:54) A PBS NewsHour segment reveals that Irving Berlin's "White Christmas" was originally written as a parody. The deleted opening verse described a person sitting by a pool in Beverly Hills among orange and palm trees, dreaming of a snowy northern Christmas. The song only became a sentimental classic in 1942 when it resonated with American military personnel serving overseas during World War II. Keywords: [white christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-christmas.md), [bing crosby](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bing-crosby.md), irving berlin, [beverly hills](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beverly-hills.md), [pbs news hour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs-news-hour.md), [1942](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1942.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Sinterklaas Traditions, Dutch Christmas Customs (34:55–38:20) Adam Curry describes the Dutch tradition of Sinterklaas, noting the character's thin appearance and red robes compared to the American Santa Claus. He explains the custom of drawing names for a gift exchange where presents are hidden in elaborate "surprises" (such as boxes of wood chips) and accompanied by anonymous poems. The segment also touches on neighborhood "house wars" involving competitive Christmas light displays. Keywords: [sinterklaas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sinterklaas.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [christmas lights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas-lights.md), gift exchange, poems, surprise [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Disneyland Christmas, Holiday Ride Overhauls (38:21–41:34) A host recounts visiting Disneyland on Christmas Day, noting that the park was at maximum capacity and required the fire marshal to restrict entry. They describe how rides like the Haunted Mansion and "It's a Small World" receive complete holiday overhauls with new storylines and music. Other attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean and the Jungle Cruise, are decorated with seasonal props and Santa suits for the animals. Keywords: [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [haunted mansion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haunted-mansion.md), it's a small world, [pirates of the caribbean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pirates-of-the-caribbean.md), fire marshal, [christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Jingle Bells Controversy, Racial History Claims (41:36–43:17) A Boston University theater historian, Kiana Hamill, claims that the song "Jingle Bells" has a problematic history rooted in 19th-century blackface minstrelsy. The research suggests the song's racist origins were systematically removed as it became a standard Christmas carol. The hosts dismiss the claim as a stretch intended to generate media attention. Keywords: jingle bells, kiana hamill, [boston university](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boston-university.md), [blackface](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blackface.md), [1857](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1857.md), [racism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Santa's Husband, LGBTQ Christmas Literature (43:17–44:52) The authors of the book *Santa's Husband* discuss their inspiration, which began as a joke on Twitter following the Mall of America's hiring of a Black Santa Claus. The book depicts Santa as a Black gay man married to a white husband. The hosts discuss the erasure of Mrs. Claus in this new narrative and the public's reaction to the cultural shift. Keywords: [santa's husband](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/santa-s-husband.md), [mall of america](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mall-of-america.md), [lgbtq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lgbtq.md), black santa, [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [children's books](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/children-s-books.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Post-Christmas Shopping, Chicago Holiday Travel (44:54–48:05) John Dvorak advocates for delaying Christmas celebrations until after December 25th to take advantage of "Boxing Day" sales and avoid the holiday rush. Adam Curry discusses his plans to travel to Chicago to visit his wife's large family, anticipating a gathering dominated by women. They debate the merits of being a "Scrooge" by prioritizing discounts over traditional timing. Keywords: [boxing day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boxing-day.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel.md), [discounts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/discounts.md), scrooge, family gatherings [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Cold Weather Physiology, Pores and Acclimatization (48:05–49:48) During a discussion about a cold trip to Chicago, the hosts theorize that human skin pores take weeks to adjust when moving between hot and cold climates. They suggest that traveling from Austin's heat to Chicago's winter causes extreme discomfort because the "hot weather pores" have not yet transitioned to "cold weather pores." Keywords: windchill, [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), physiology, skin pores, weather adjustment [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Merry Christmas vs Happy Holidays, Political Polarization (49:48–52:37) A report examines the political divide over holiday greetings, citing a PRRI poll where 66% of Democrats prefer "Happy Holidays" while 67% of Republicans prefer "Merry Christmas." The segment notes that Donald Trump campaigned on bringing back "Merry Christmas," though clips show Barack Obama used the phrase frequently during his presidency. The hosts argue the choice of greeting has become a proxy for religious and political identity. Keywords: [merry christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merry-christmas.md), [happy holidays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/happy-holidays.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), prri poll, [republicans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republicans.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Hanukkah Harry, Jewish Christmas Alternatives (52:37–54:52) The hosts discuss "Hanukkah Harry," a Santa-like character created for Jewish children to provide a parallel to Christmas traditions. They debate whether the character is a legitimate cultural fixture or a fictional invention popularized by media like *Saturday Night Live*. The conversation touches on how Jewish families navigate the dominant Christmas culture in America. Keywords: hanukkah harry, jewish traditions, [saturday night live](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saturday-night-live.md), [christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas.md), [holidays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/holidays.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Donald Trump Christmas Jingle, Antifa Satire (54:53–57:24) A satirical Christmas jingle depicts Donald Trump "coming to town" while referencing Antifa, fascism, and Vladimir Putin. The lyrics mock political hysteria by calling Trump "literally Hitler" and urging resistance. The hosts reflect on the "cussing" in older episodes of the show and claim to have moved toward a cleaner format. Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [antifa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antifa.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md), [jingle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingle.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [fascism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fascism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/22.md) ### 23. No Agenda Value-for-Value, D-Day Coordination Joke (57:25–1:01:09) The hosts discuss the logistics of recording the Christmas special and the "value-for-value" model that supports the show. They joke that their inability to coordinate simple tasks means they should never be in charge of military operations like D-Day. They encourage listeners to support the show through "time, talent, and treasure" at their donation website. Keywords: [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [d-day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/d-day.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [time talent treasure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/time-talent-treasure.md), sir donald winkler [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Boxing Day, Millennial Adoption of Commonwealth Traditions (1:01:10–1:02:40) The hosts speculate that "Boxing Day," a traditional holiday in the UK, Canada, and Australia, will become a popular trend among American millennials. They compare its potential rise to "Friendsgiving," suggesting that younger generations may prefer it as a secular alternative to Christmas. Dvorak admits he once thought the holiday involved kangaroos boxing. Keywords: [boxing day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boxing-day.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [friendsgiving](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/friendsgiving.md), [traditions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/traditions.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/24.md) ### 25. UK Christmas Cancellation, COVID-19 Variant Restrictions (1:02:41–1:05:06) Prime Minister Boris Johnson announces the cancellation of Christmas plans for millions in the UK due to a rapidly spreading new variant of the coronavirus. The restrictions, implemented with very short notice, triggered a mass exodus from London. The hosts criticize the move and play clips of WHO officials advising against hugging family members during the holiday season. Keywords: [boris johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boris-johnson.md), [covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), christmas cancellation, [lockdowns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockdowns.md), [world health organization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-health-organization.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/25.md) ### 26. COVID Christmas Parody, mRNA Vaccine Lyrics (1:05:06–1:07:29) A parody song titled "COVID Christmas" satirizes the pandemic response, mentioning "fear porn," "Freedom Passes," and the mRNA vaccine. The lyrics target figures like Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates, suggesting that science is being used to ensure compliance. The song highlights the contrast between open big-box stores and closed small businesses. Keywords: [covid christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-christmas.md), [mrna vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mrna-vaccine.md), [tony fauci](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tony-fauci.md), [bill gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md), [fear porn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fear-porn.md), [freedom pass](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/freedom-pass.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/26.md) ### 27. COVID Death Statistics, Empty Chair Narrative (1:07:34–1:10:10) The hosts challenge the media's "empty chair" narrative regarding COVID-19 deaths during the holidays. They argue that many people who died would have passed away from other age-related causes regardless of the virus. They criticize the government-induced fear that prevented families from having final gatherings with elderly relatives. Keywords: [covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), [mortality rates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mortality-rates.md), empty chair, [media narrative](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-narrative.md), [fear mongering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fear-mongering.md), [statistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/statistics.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/27.md) ### 28. Flappy the Rabbit, Todd Rundgren Cover (1:10:11–1:11:38) A traditional Dutch Christmas song called "Flappy," originally by Joep van der Hecke, tells the story of a boy's pet rabbit that disappears on Christmas morning only to be served as dinner. The hosts express surprise that American musician Todd Rundgren covered the "creepy" and "sick" song. They describe the dark humor inherent in the Dutch holiday classic. Keywords: flappy, [todd rundgren](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/todd-rundgren.md), joep van der hecke, [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), christmas dinner, [rabbit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rabbit.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Vaccinated Santa, WHO Immunity Claims (1:11:39–1:13:16) The hosts mock news reports and public service announcements claiming that Santa Claus is immune to COVID-19 or has received his booster shots. They play a clip of the World Health Organization assuring children that Santa can safely travel. The discussion centers on the absurdity of applying pandemic protocols to mythical figures. Keywords: [santa claus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/santa-claus.md), [covid-19 vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19-vaccine.md), [world health organization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-health-organization.md), [booster shots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/booster-shots.md), elves, [immunity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immunity.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/29.md) ### 30. Nashville Christmas Bombing, 5G and Lizard People Theories (1:13:18–1:17:30) The investigation into the Nashville Christmas Day bombing involving suspect Anthony Warner is discussed. Authorities suggest Warner was interested in conspiracy theories regarding 5G technology and "lizard people." The hosts analyze the professional-sounding evacuation recording played from the RV and experiment with a reversed audio clip that some claim contains a "Merry Christmas" message. Keywords: nashville bombing, anthony warner, [5g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/5g.md), [lizard people](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lizard-people.md), [evacuation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/evacuation.md), audio reversal [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Kwanzaa Origins, Maulana Karenga and 1966 Watts Riots (1:17:31–1:20:19) The hosts explore the history of Kwanzaa, noting it was created in 1966 by Maulana Karenga following the Watts riots as an alternative to Christmas for Black Americans. They discuss the holiday's timing around the winter solstice and its focus on African heritage. The conversation questions the widespread adoption of the holiday given that many Black Americans are practicing Christians. Keywords: [kwanzaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kwanzaa.md), maulana karenga, watts riots, [1966](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1966.md), african-american, [winter solstice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/winter-solstice.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/31.md) ### 32. Kamala Harris Kwanzaa Video, Cultural Appropriation Criticism (1:20:19–1:24:16) Kamala Harris releases a video claiming she grew up celebrating Kwanzaa with her extended family across multiple generations. The hosts accuse her of "the worst form of cultural appropriation," noting her Indian and Jamaican heritage and upbringing in Canada. They mock her description of "elders" sitting in chairs while children sat on the carpet, calling the story a fabrication for political gain. Keywords: [kamala harris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kamala-harris.md), [kwanzaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kwanzaa.md), [cultural appropriation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cultural-appropriation.md), kujichagulia, [zoom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zoom.md), [elders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elders.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/32.md) ### 33. Rod Phillips St. Barts Scandal, Lockdown Hypocrisy (1:24:17–1:27:15) Ontario Finance Minister Rod Phillips is caught vacationing in St. Barts while his government instructed citizens to stay home and cancel Christmas plans. Phillips had posted pre-recorded videos of himself by a fireplace in Ontario to maintain the illusion of compliance. The hosts highlight this as a prime example of political hypocrisy during the COVID-19 pandemic. Keywords: [rod phillips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rod-phillips.md), [ontario](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ontario.md), [st. barts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/st-barts.md), [lockdown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockdown.md), [hypocrisy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hypocrisy.md), [finance minister](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/finance-minister.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/33.md) ### 34. Nashville Bombing Motives, Directed Energy Weapon Speculation (1:27:16–1:28:49) The hosts express skepticism regarding the official narrative of the Nashville bombing, noting the lack of a traditional bomb crater and the presence of blackened soot. They question why a "conspiracy theorist" would commit such an act without leaving a manifesto. They suggest the media's focus on "lizard people" and "5G" is a distraction from potential alternative explanations like directed energy weapons. Keywords: [nashville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nashville.md), anthony warner, [directed energy weapon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/directed-energy-weapon.md), [qanon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qanon.md), [manifesto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/manifesto.md), bomb crater [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/34.md) ### 35. COVID Testing Lines, Omicron Holiday Surge (1:28:50–1:34:05) Media reports describe surging demand for COVID-19 tests ahead of Christmas as people seek to gather safely. The FDA grants emergency use authorization for Pfizer's antiviral pill, which is touted as 90% effective. The hosts criticize the "psychological operation" of encouraging healthy people to stand in long lines for tests and mock a Canadian PSA featuring a "vaccinated" Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Keywords: [omicron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/omicron.md), [covid testing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-testing.md), [fda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fda.md), [pfizer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pfizer.md), [antiviral pill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antiviral-pill.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/35.md) ### 36. Fauci Baby Parody, Booster Shot Satire (1:34:06–1:36:58) A parody of "Santa Baby" titled "Fauci Baby" features lyrics about receiving fourth and fifth booster shots and remaining a "good slave" to pandemic restrictions. The song mocks the ongoing cycle of vaccinations and mask mandates. During the segment, John Dvorak mentions that his front teeth have literally fallen out, causing a brief moment of distress. Keywords: [anthony fauci](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-fauci.md), [booster shots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/booster-shots.md), [parody song](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parody-song.md), santa baby, [vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine.md), [mask mandate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mask-mandate.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/36.md) ### 37. Computer Chronicles, 1980s Tech Gift Ideas (1:37:00–1:38:47) An archival clip from the 1980s show *Computer Chronicles* features John C. Dvorak recommending Christmas gifts for tech enthusiasts. His suggestions include a cooling fan for the Macintosh called the "Fanny Mac" and a computer toolkit for straightening pins and pulling chips. The hosts laugh at the dated nature of the recommendations from 42 years ago. Keywords: [computer chronicles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/computer-chronicles.md), [john c dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [macintosh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/macintosh.md), fanny mac, [1980s](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1980s.md), tech gifts [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/37.md) ### 38. Holiday Heart Syndrome, Binge Drinking Risks (1:38:48–1:42:15) Doctors warn of "Holiday Heart Syndrome," a spike in heart attacks and atrial fibrillation occurring between Christmas and New Year's. The condition is attributed to increased alcohol intake, stress, and poor eating habits. The hosts debate the healthiness of traditional holiday meals like turkey versus prime rib and criticize the media for "spoiling the fun" with health warnings. Keywords: [holiday heart syndrome](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/holiday-heart-syndrome.md), [atrial fibrillation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/atrial-fibrillation.md), [heart attack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heart-attack.md), [binge drinking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/binge-drinking.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [sleep deprivation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sleep-deprivation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/38.md) ### 39. Australian Health Experts, Fat Santa Criticism (1:42:16–1:43:19) An Australian health expert calls for a "healthier representation" of Santa Claus, arguing that his obesity promotes unhealthy eating habits. The expert suggests that professional Santas should lose weight to avoid associating the holiday with overindulgence and heart risk. The hosts express exhaustion with the constant policing of holiday traditions. Keywords: [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [obesity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/obesity.md), [santa claus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/santa-claus.md), [heart attack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heart-attack.md), [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md), father christmas [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/39.md) ### 40. European Energy Crisis, Firewood Prices and Russian Gas (1:43:21–1:45:54) Firewood prices in Europe have surged by up to 86% as citizens stockpile fuel amid energy shortages caused by the war in Ukraine. The segment notes that Donald Trump previously warned Germany about its dependence on Russian energy. The hosts mock the "Great Reset" and the World Economic Forum's role in managing the transition to "energy equity." Keywords: [energy crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/energy-crisis.md), [firewood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/firewood.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [world economic forum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-economic-forum.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/40.md) ### 41. Nancy Pelosi, Happy Schwanza Greeting (1:45:54–1:47:15) In her final days as Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi delivers a holiday greeting that includes the term "Happy Schwanza" instead of Kwanzaa. The hosts mock the slip of the tongue, with Curry joking that "Schwanza" is a version of the holiday for people with large anatomy. They use the clip to illustrate the perceived insincerity of political holiday messages. Keywords: [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [schwanza](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/schwanza.md), [kwanzaa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kwanzaa.md), [hanukkah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hanukkah.md), [speaker of the house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/speaker-of-the-house.md), holiday greetings [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/41.md) ### 42. Dvorak Family Meal, Three Rib Roast (1:47:16–1:48:46) John Dvorak details his family's Christmas meal plans, which include a three-rib roast and a cellar full of wine. He mentions that his daughter Mimi is snowed in in South Dakota and unable to attend. Adam Curry shares that his wife is cooking a ham and bacon sourced from Nolo Check Meats. Keywords: rib roast, [mimi dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mimi-dvorak.md), [south dakota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-dakota.md), nolo check meats, [ham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham.md), christmas dinner [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/42.md) ### 43. WEF Santa Parody, ESG and Agenda 2030 (1:48:49–1:50:20) A parody of a World Economic Forum (WEF) Christmas message features "Santa" checking lists for ESG compliance and punishing climate change deniers. The message claims that coal is forbidden and that traditional milk and cookies must be replaced with soy milk, cricket flour, and cockroach milk. The satire warns of a "Happy New World Order" under Agenda 2030. Keywords: [world economic forum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-economic-forum.md), [esg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/esg.md), [agenda 2030](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agenda-2030.md), [cricket flour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cricket-flour.md), [cockroach milk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cockroach-milk.md), [vegan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vegan.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/43.md) ### 44. Jeffrey Epstein Christmas Carol, Deep State Satire (1:50:21–1:51:58) A satirical Christmas carol recounts the life and death of Jeffrey Epstein, mentioning his island, his connections to politicians, and the "Clinton cartel." The lyrics suggest his death was not a suicide and mock the media's coverage of the event. The hosts use the dark humor to close out the segment on "enlightening" holiday reports. Keywords: [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), clinton cartel, [deep state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deep-state.md), [sex crimes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sex-crimes.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/44.md) ### 45. Ozempic Holiday Vacation, Weight Loss Drug Costs (1:51:59–1:53:33) Users of weight loss drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy are reportedly taking "vacations" from the medication during the holidays to enjoy festive meals without nausea. Some users also cite the high financial cost of the drugs as a reason to stretch their supply to afford Christmas presents. The hosts suggest this media narrative is a ploy to get the drugs covered by Medicare. Keywords: [ozempic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ozempic.md), [wegovy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wegovy.md), [mounjaro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mounjaro.md), semiglutide, [medicare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medicare.md), [weight loss](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weight-loss.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/45.md) ### 46. Double Dip Depression Slave Stew, Tudor Christmas (1:53:35–1:54:55) Adam Curry mentions making "Double Dip Depression Slave Stew," a show staple, for the day after Christmas. John Dvorak explains that his family traditionally celebrates on January 1st, a custom he traces back to the 15th and 16th-century Tudors. They discuss the various dates and traditions their families observe during the season. Keywords: slave stew, tudor christmas, january 1st, [recipe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recipe.md), [family traditions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/family-traditions.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/46.md) ### 47. Red Acura Miracle, Stolen Car Recovery (1:54:56–1:57:35) A "Christmas miracle" story from Utah involves the recovery of a stolen 1995 Acura Integra. A local man, Travis Christensen, spotted the car behind a building and contacted the owners after seeing a news report. The hosts present this as a rare "good news" story to balance the more cynical segments of the special. Keywords: christmas miracle, acura integra, taylorsville, ksl news, [car theft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/car-theft.md), travis christensen [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/47.md) ### 48. Florence Italy Broadcast, Holiday vs Christmas Debate (1:57:36–2:00:18) Adam Curry broadcasts from Florence, Italy, where he is celebrating his brother-in-law's 60th birthday. The hosts revisit the "Happy Holidays" debate, questioning why only Christmas is subjected to the generic "holiday" label while the 4th of July and Veterans Day maintain their specific names. They argue the shift reflects a specific cultural bias against Christian traditions. Keywords: [florence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florence.md), [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [4th of july](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/4th-of-july.md), [veterans day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/veterans-day.md), federal holidays [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1828-no-agenda-christmas-2025/chapter/48.md) ### 49. 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