# Best Exit Strategies > A deep dive into the mechanics of Silicon Valley acquisitions, North Korean VIP travel packages, and the securitization of human behavior through social impact bonds. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 1786 - **Published:** 2025-07-31 - **Length:** 2h 24m - **People:** [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/person/adam-curry.md) (host), [John C Dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/person/john-c-dvorak.md) (host) - **Topics:** Exit Strategies, [North Korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [Bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), SAT Scandal, Social Impact Bonds, [Podcasting 2.0](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting-2-0.md) - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies ## About this episode Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak investigate the origins of the Silicon Valley exit strategy, tracing the concept from their early days at Mevio to a hypothetical retirement managing a high-end gentlemen's club. The duo explores a massive $7,000 VIP tourism package for the North Korean Arirang Mass Games, complete with luxury yurts and chartered flights, as a potential pivot for the podcasting industry. Legal developments take center stage as Harvard graduate Mark Riddell pleads guilty in Boston Federal Court for his role in a $10,000-per-test SAT bribery scheme. Meanwhile, Senator Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming advocates for Bitcoin as a primary retirement hedge, and the Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor offers $1.5 million grants for transparency programs in China. The discussion also details the discovery of a 64-meter fatberg in Sidmouth, UK, and the rise of social impact bonds that securitize human behavior data for hedge fund trading. From the technical strain of performing the Tech Grouch voice to the absurdity of Kraft's grilled cheese-scented incense, the episode captures the eccentricities of modern culture. Adam Curry details the Podcasting 2.0 initiative while mocking the Hug Bubble nursing home innovation and the potential for human-grade kitty litter in schools. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/transcript.md. ### 1. No Agenda Episode 1786, Podcast Exit Strategy Origins (0:00–3:25) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 1786 of the No Agenda show from Texas and Silicon Valley. They discuss the origins of their "exit strategy" running gag, tracing it back to their early days at Mevio and Podshow. The concept stems from Silicon Valley lingo regarding IPOs and acquisitions, which they adapted to the realization that podcasts have no traditional exit. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md), [mevio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mevio.md), [podshow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podshow.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Strip Club Management and Professional Cuddling (3:25–5:41) A comedic script depicts a hypothetical exit strategy involving the management of a gentlemen's club. The segment features stage introductions for performers including Tracy, Angel Made, and Lillisa 2. The concept involves transitioning from podcasting to the adult entertainment industry as a retirement plan. Keywords: [strip club](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/strip-club.md), tracy, angel made, lillisa 2, sabine, [pensacola](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pensacola.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Musical Whiskey Aging and Blessed Water Production (5:41–6:32) A discussion explores the practice of playing music to whiskey barrels to influence taste through wood vibrations, specifically mentioning Led Zeppelin and Michael Jackson barrels. A related business idea involves selling "No Agenda Water" blessed by virgins, inspired by theories regarding the effect of human intention on water crystals. Keywords: [whiskey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whiskey.md), [led zeppelin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/led-zeppelin.md), [michael jackson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-jackson.md), [water crystals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/water-crystals.md), no agenda water, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Dog Dazer Mark II and Ultrasonic Smartphone Apps (6:34–8:50) The hosts evaluate the Dog Dazer II, a handheld device that emits a 25 kilohertz tone to deter dogs. They debate the feasibility of creating a smartphone app version versus a dedicated high-quality keychain device using a piezo speaker. A potential Kickstarter campaign is proposed as a way to bring a branded version to market. Keywords: dog dazer ii, ultrasonic tone, smartphone app, piezo speaker, [kickstarter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kickstarter.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/4.md) ### 5. North Korea Tourism and VIP Arirang Mass Games (8:50–12:09) An analysis of North Korean infrastructure suggests the country is preparing for a massive opening to international tourism to ensure economic survival. The hosts propose a high-end travel business selling $7,000 VIP packages to the Arirang Mass Games. The plan includes chartered flights, luxury yurts, and commemorative challenge coins for wealthy travelers. Keywords: [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [kim jong un](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kim-jong-un.md), arirang festival, [tourism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tourism.md), [pyongyang](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pyongyang.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Real Estate Money Laundering and Private Aviation (12:09–13:55) The discussion shifts to the legality of money laundering within the real estate sector, citing Donald Trump's business practices and a 775 million euro fine paid by ING in the Netherlands. One host recounts a personal business failure involving a fractional helicopter ownership company following the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [ing bank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ing-bank.md), [money laundering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/money-laundering.md), [real estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md), [9/11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/9-11.md), helicopter company [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Wine Industry Interviews and No Agenda Stencils (13:56–15:36) Plans are discussed to interview aging figures in the California wine industry, specifically mentioning a 90-year-old importer named Draper. The segment also references "No Agenda" stencils created by a producer named Darren as a potential branding and promotion tool for the show. Keywords: draper, [wine industry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wine-industry.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), darren, stencils, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/7.md) ### 8. Amazon Headquarters Relocation to Fort Worth (15:37–17:03) The hosts discuss a rumor regarding Amazon moving its headquarters to Fort Worth, Texas. They joke about a breach of secrecy regarding their plan to buy local real estate before the move. The conversation includes a brief mention of a friend's concerns about rising sea levels and climate change. Keywords: [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [fort worth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fort-worth.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [real estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md), lib joe, [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/8.md) ### 9. History of Podcasting Book and Giblet Project (17:04–18:30) A project is proposed to document the history of podcasting in a short "giblet" format rather than a long book. The goal is to secure the top search result on Google for the term "history of podcasting." The narrative would credit Adam Curry and Bob Doyle for their roles in the medium's creation. Keywords: [podcasting history](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting-history.md), [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), bob doyle, [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), giblet, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Canadian Ice Cider and Apple Industry Innovation (18:30–19:57) A report highlights a Canadian innovator who revived the apple industry by inventing ice cider, an alcoholic drink made from apples frozen on the tree. The hosts suggest launching a "Curry Dvorak Ice Cider" brand to target the millennial market, leveraging their perceived expertise in technology and agriculture. Keywords: [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), ice cider, frozen apples, dessert wine, [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/10.md) ### 11. TSA Evasion Kits and Facial Recognition Countermeasures (19:58–21:48) The hosts propose a "No Agenda TSA Evasion Kit" designed to defeat facial recognition technology. The kit would include third-eye stickers, googly eyeglasses, and "Taliban beards" to confuse biometric sensors. They discuss manufacturing the items cheaply in China for high-margin resale. Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [facial recognition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facial-recognition.md), taliban beard, third eye, googly eyes, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Fatbergs and Recyclable Toilet Wipes (21:49–24:20) A 64-meter "fatberg" discovered in the sewers of Sidmouth, UK, prompts a discussion on improper waste disposal. The hosts brainstorm a business for recyclable or washable toilet wipes and "butt mittens" to address the environmental impact of disposable wet wipes. Keywords: fatberg, sidmouth, wet wipes, [sewage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sewage.md), recyclable wipes, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/12.md) ### 13. 5G Protection Crystals and LED Fashion (24:20–25:56) The hosts discuss marketing "5G crystals" or armbands that light up in the presence of high-frequency signals. They reference 1990s Chinese street fashion involving LED clothing and suggest using magnetic loops to harvest ambient electricity to power wearable displays. Keywords: [5g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/5g.md), [crystals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crystals.md), led clothing, magnetic loop, [wearable tech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wearable-tech.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Digital Detox and Surface Go Strategy (25:57–27:46) A strategy for "off-the-grid" (OTG) living involves using a Microsoft Surface Go without LTE to force intentional internet usage. By making connectivity difficult through hotspots and dongles, the user reduces phone distraction. The hosts compare this to the experience of using open-standard Linux phones. Keywords: [surface go](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surface-go.md), [lte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lte.md), [digital detox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-detox.md), [notifications](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/notifications.md), linux phone, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Balsamic Vinegar Quality and Viscosity Standards (27:48–29:11) The hosts discuss the technical aspects of balsamic vinegar, including aging processes and specific gravity. They criticize watery versions sold at big-box retailers like Costco and joke about rebranding mediocre vinegar as "Asalmic" as a new business venture. Keywords: [balsamic vinegar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/balsamic-vinegar.md), specific gravity, [costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), viscosity, asalmic, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/15.md) ### 16. College Admissions Scandal and SAT Bribery (29:12–31:21) Mark Riddell, a Harvard graduate, pled guilty in Boston Federal Court for his role in a massive college admissions bribery scheme. Prosecutors revealed he was paid $10,000 per test to manipulate SAT scores for students. The hosts joke about taking exams for money as a retirement plan. Keywords: mark riddell, [sat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sat.md), college scandal, [bribery](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bribery.md), [harvard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harvard.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Physical Photo Backups and Millennial Vault (31:23–34:39) Concerned about the loss of digital memories, the hosts recommend printing physical photos at Costco. They propose "MillennialVault.com," a service that would print and store digital photos for a generation that relies solely on social media platforms like Instagram. Keywords: photo printing, [costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), [vhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vhs.md), [instagram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/instagram.md), millennial vault, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Mainframe Job Matching and Producer Networking (34:40–35:20) The show acts as an informal job fair, connecting a mainframe computer specialist with a company interested in his skills. The hosts explain their policy of not connecting people directly, requiring listeners to facilitate their own introductions. Keywords: [mainframe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mainframe.md), job fair, [networking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/networking.md), [eric](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric.md), [producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producer.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Eurovision Commentary and Mystery Science Theater Format (35:21–38:40) The hosts discuss providing live commentary for the Eurovision Song Contest, inspired by the late Terry Wogan. They envision a "Mystery Science Theater 3000" style broadcast with silhouettes over the video feed, ragging on the political voting patterns of participating countries. Keywords: [eurovision](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eurovision.md), [katy perry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/katy-perry.md), logo tv, [terry wogan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terry-wogan.md), commentary, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Klein Bottles and Mobius Band Curiosities (38:41–40:36) A discussion on Klein bottles—one-sided surfaces similar to Mobius bands—describes them as mathematical curiosities with no practical use. The hosts mention a hobbyist named Cliff who makes these bottles, noting that the only benefit is the profit from selling them to collectors. Keywords: klein bottle, mobius band, cliff, [glass blowing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glass-blowing.md), [curiosity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/curiosity.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Reddit Advertising and Brand Safety Quarantine (40:37–42:18) Reddit's strategy of "quarantining" controversial subreddits like "The Donald" to attract corporate advertisers is analyzed. The hosts suggest that those concerned with free speech should target advertisers directly rather than complaining about platform censorship. Keywords: [reddit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reddit.md), the donald, [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [censorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/censorship.md), [media matters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-matters.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Kids for Cash Advertising Agency (42:19–43:59) The hosts joke about starting an ad agency called "Kids for Cash," featuring talented children begging for donations or recording jingles. The concept includes a newsletter written in crayons to enhance the aesthetic of the "struggling" organization. Keywords: [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [children](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/children.md), [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md), crayons, [kids for cash](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kids-for-cash.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Audio Downmixing and the Foley Box (43:59–44:50) A technical flaw in streaming boxes like Roku causes 5.1 surround sound to downmix poorly into stereo, resulting in quiet dialogue. The hosts propose a "Foley Box" or a dedicated DSP (Digital Signal Processing) device to fix audio levels for home television users. Keywords: 5.1 audio, stereo, [roku](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roku.md), [dsp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dsp.md), foley box, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Spin Gym Business Concept (44:51–45:43) Following a boycott of Equinox and SoulCycle, the hosts brainstorm a "Spin Gym" concept. The idea involves a hybrid workout where participants use spin bikes while simultaneously performing weightlifting exercises. Keywords: spin gym, [equinox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/equinox.md), [soulcycle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soulcycle.md), [boycott](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boycott.md), [fitness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fitness.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Disneyland Homelessness Experience Ride (45:45–48:42) A satirical proposal for a Disneyland-style ride based on the "homelessness experience" is detailed. The ride would feature animatronic encampments, "rivers of pee," and virtual reality headsets that simulate the smell of waste, ending with a message about social evolution. Keywords: [disneyland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disneyland.md), [pirates of the caribbean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pirates-of-the-caribbean.md), [vr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vr.md), [homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md), [animatronics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animatronics.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Mukbang and South Korean Broadcast Jockeys (48:42–50:14) The South Korean trend of "Mukbang"—live-streaming large meals—is discussed, noting that top "Broadcast Jockeys" (BJs) like Park Soo Young can earn $9,000 a month. The hosts consider entering the ASMR or Mukbang space as a lucrative alternative to podcasting. Keywords: [mukbang](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mukbang.md), [south korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-korea.md), park soo young, [asmr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asmr.md), bjs, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/26.md) ### 27. Woody Allen Cancellation and No Agenda Press (50:19–51:17) Woody Allen's recent "cancellation" in the U.S. has led to Amazon refusing to release his film "A Rainy Day in New York" and major publishers rejecting his autobiography. The hosts suggest "No Agenda Press" could step in to publish the book as a business opportunity. Keywords: [woody allen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/woody-allen.md), [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [autobiography](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autobiography.md), [publishing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/publishing.md), [cancellation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cancellation.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/27.md) ### 28. Government Grants and Lincoln-Washington Strategy Group (51:17–54:53) The hosts examine how government funds, such as $300 million for AIDS education in Ukraine, are distributed to NGOs. They propose forming the "Lincoln-Washington Strategy Group" to apply for federal grants and consult for government entities, leveraging the complexity of the grant-writing process. Keywords: [usaid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usaid.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [ngos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ngos.md), [grantsmanship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grantsmanship.md), think tank, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Shelby County Podcast Contract Controversy (54:54–57:35) Shelby County commissioners in Tennessee faced criticism for a $110,000 contract with the Katsukian Network to produce podcasts. Commissioner Mick Wright opposed the deal, noting that local options were significantly cheaper. The hosts see this as a model for selling high-end podcast services to thousands of counties. Keywords: [shelby county](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shelby-county.md), mick wright, katsukian network, [government spending](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/government-spending.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/29.md) ### 30. State Department Human Rights Grants for China (57:36–59:55) The Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor is offering grants up to $1.5 million for programs promoting human rights and transparency in China. The hosts discuss the potential for creating "propaganda" podcasts to secure these government funds. Keywords: [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [human rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights.md), [usaid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usaid.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Elderberry Immune Supplements and Hair Care (59:56–1:00:45) A discussion on the health benefits of elderberry and chokeberry syrups leads to a mention of "Happy Hair Formula," a website run by a producer named Vicki. The hosts consider endorsing or creating official "No Agenda" hair care products. Keywords: elderberry, chokeberry, [immune system](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immune-system.md), hair growth, vicki, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/31.md) ### 32. No Agenda Coffee and Microbrewery Branding (1:00:46–1:02:23) The hosts debate the merits of putting the "No Agenda" logo on coffee and other products. They recall a successful "No Agenda" beer produced by a microbrewery in Australia and emphasize the need to personally test any product before granting an official endorsement. Keywords: [coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coffee.md), [beer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beer.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [branding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/branding.md), [logo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/logo.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/32.md) ### 33. PBS NewsHour China Coverage Critique (1:02:23–1:03:10) The hosts critique the delivery style of PBS NewsHour's reporting on the closure of U.S. consulates in China due to COVID-19 testing disputes. Adam Curry performs an impression of the news reader, suggesting he could work for PBS as a backup career. Keywords: [pbs newshour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs-newshour.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [wuhan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wuhan.md), [consulate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/consulate.md), [covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/33.md) ### 34. No Agenda Comic Books and Consulting Notebooks (1:03:11–1:04:53) Artist Mike Riley has produced "No Agenda" comic books, which the hosts praise for their quality. They also mention the availability of "Curry Dvorak Consulting Group" notebooks on Amazon, modeled after the show's "Red Book." Keywords: [mike riley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-riley.md), [comic books](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comic-books.md), [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), notebooks, [red book](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/red-book.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/34.md) ### 35. Podcasting 2.0 and Roadcaster Pro Hardware (1:04:54–1:07:41) Adam Curry discusses his vision for "Podcasting 2.0," which aims to fix payments and technical issues within the medium. He critiques the Rode Roadcaster Pro for lacking a noise gate on computer inputs and expresses surprise that the company has not sent him free gear despite his early influence on the product's concept. Keywords: [podcasting 2.0](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting-2-0.md), [rode](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rode.md), [roadcaster pro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roadcaster-pro.md), [noise gate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/noise-gate.md), [payments](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/payments.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/35.md) ### 36. Value-for-Value Donations and PhD Ceremony (1:07:42–1:09:21) The hosts conclude the segment by thanking donors and artists who support the show's "value-for-value" model. They announce the final opportunity for listeners to obtain a "PhD in Media Deconstruction" before the next episode and credit producer Circumference for compiling the "exit strategy" clips. Keywords: [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [phd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phd.md), [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [circumference](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/circumference.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/36.md) ### 37. California Climate Re-education and COVID Linkage (1:09:21–1:11:28) The hosts mock California's rhetoric regarding climate change "re-education." They propose creating a fake "preprint study" using scientific "word salad" to claim a direct causal link between rising temperatures and the spread of COVID-19 to see if the media will report it. Keywords: [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), preprint study, [word salad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/word-salad.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/37.md) ### 38. COVID Dog Shampoo and Globalist Sync Rights (1:11:28–1:12:59) A discussion on the theory that COVID-19 can be carried on dog fur leads to a joke about "COVID dog shampoo." The hosts also mention licensing a "Build Back Better" song by Jeff Smith to globalist organizations for lucrative "sync rights." Keywords: [covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), [dog walking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dog-walking.md), [shampoo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shampoo.md), [jeff smith](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-smith.md), [globalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/globalism.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/38.md) ### 39. The Hug Bubble Nursing Home Innovation (1:13:00–1:15:19) In Jumon, France, a nursing home introduced the "Hug Bubble," an inflatable plastic tunnel that allows residents to touch family members safely during the pandemic. The hosts describe the device as "beyond sad" and joke about the missed opportunity to manufacture the plastic sleeves themselves. Keywords: hug bubble, [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md), [nursing home](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nursing-home.md), [covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), [plastic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plastic.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/39.md) ### 40. Human Urea Farming and Insect Caviar (1:15:20–1:16:51) A dialysis technician suggests "farming" urea from human waste as a business. The hosts pivot to a plan for marketing insects as "tomorrow's caviar," proposing a franchise model for licensed bug producers to capitalize on sustainable food trends. Keywords: [urea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/urea.md), [dialysis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dialysis.md), [urine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/urine.md), [insects](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insects.md), [caviar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/caviar.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/40.md) ### 41. Tech Grouch Voice and Voice Coaching (1:16:52–1:17:44) Adam Curry discusses the physical strain of performing the "Tech Grouch" character, noting it hurts his throat. He considers hiring a voice coach to learn how to perform the gravelly voice safely for future ad-libbed segments. Keywords: [tech grouch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tech-grouch.md), [voice acting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voice-acting.md), [unabomber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unabomber.md), [ad-lib](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ad-lib.md), voice coach, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/41.md) ### 42. Egg-sicles and Frozen Deviled Eggs (1:17:44–1:18:41) A listener report from a chilly Pittsburgh meetup describes how deviled eggs froze in 20-degree weather. The hosts jokingly identify "Egg-sicles" as a potential new snack food for children. Keywords: [pittsburgh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pittsburgh.md), [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md), deviled eggs, freezing, egg-sicles, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/42.md) ### 43. California Employment Law and Religious Exemptions (1:18:41–1:21:55) The hosts discuss the potential for massive lawsuits in California if employers ask prohibited questions about an employee's religious exemptions. They joke about getting jobs just to sue their employers, referencing "embedded scammers" who target companies for legal settlements. Keywords: [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [employment law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/employment-law.md), [religious exemption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/religious-exemption.md), [sexual harassment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-harassment.md), [lawsuits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawsuits.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/43.md) ### 44. NBA Top Shot and NFT Ponzi Schemes (1:21:56–1:26:24) The rise of Non-Fungible Tokens (NFTs) is analyzed, specifically the NBA's success with digital trading cards. The hosts brainstorm an "NFT scam" involving No Agenda episodes, where producers would collude to "pump and dump" digital assets to unsuspecting buyers. Keywords: [nft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nft.md), nba top shot, [blockchain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blockchain.md), [cryptocurrency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cryptocurrency.md), [pump and dump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pump-and-dump.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/44.md) ### 45. Green Podcast Certification and PEED Logo (1:26:24–1:29:09) To capitalize on green energy trends, the hosts propose a "PEED" certification for podcasts under 15 minutes, mocking the LEED building standards. The suggested logo features a parody of the "peeing boy" decal often seen on vehicles. Keywords: [green energy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/green-energy.md), leed, [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), peed, [certification](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certification.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/45.md) ### 46. Clubhouse for Corporate Conference Calls (1:29:10–1:30:24) The hosts argue that the audio-only app Clubhouse is "stupid" as a consumer product but would be a revolutionary tool for corporate conference calls. They suggest licensing the Chinese backend technology (Agora) to sell a moderated version to businesses. Keywords: [clubhouse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clubhouse.md), [conference calls](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conference-calls.md), corporate tech, agora, [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/46.md) ### 47. Fake Vaccination Cards and GIMP Software (1:30:25–1:31:56) The hosts discuss the ease of forging COVID-19 vaccination cards using templates found on state health department websites. They joke about starting a business selling high-quality fake cards for Bitcoin, utilizing the GIMP image editing software. Keywords: vaccination cards, [forgery](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/forgery.md), [wyoming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wyoming.md), [gimp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gimp.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/47.md) ### 48. COVID-Detecting Dogs at NASCAR Events (1:31:57–1:34:19) NASCAR announced the use of COVID-detecting dogs at the Atlanta Motor Speedway, claiming the animals are as effective as PCR tests. The hosts propose a "distributed dog COVID sniffing system" where listeners can rent out their trained pets for virus detection. Keywords: [nascar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nascar.md), covid dogs, [pcr test](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pcr-test.md), 360 k9, [usda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usda.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/48.md) ### 49. Kraft Grilled Cheese Incense and Mac & Cheese Candles (1:34:19–1:36:04) Kraft created a grilled cheese-scented incense, which the hosts criticize as a "cheap" chemical scent. They suggest a pivot to "Mac and Cheese candles" as a superior home fragrance product. Keywords: [kraft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kraft.md), [grilled cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grilled-cheese.md), [incense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/incense.md), [mac and cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md), [candles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/candles.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/49.md) ### 50. FTC Disclosure Rules and Paid Vaccine Influencers (1:36:04–1:38:04) The hosts discuss potential FTC violations by TikTok influencers who are paid to promote vaccines without disclosure. They highlight an agreement between the CDC and the Twitter account Wario64 to announce vaccine availability to its 900,000 followers. Keywords: [ftc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ftc.md), [tiktok](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tiktok.md), wario64, [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/50.md) ### 51. Apple API Changes and Podcast Index (1:38:06–1:39:37) Apple's sudden changes to its podcasting API caused significant disruptions for third-party app developers. The hosts discuss how "PodcastIndex.org" serves as a vital independent alternative to Apple's centralized directory. Keywords: [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [api](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/api.md), [podcast index](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-index.md), [monetization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monetization.md), [app developers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/app-developers.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/51.md) ### 52. Real Estate Bubble and COVID Data Skepticism (1:39:37–1:41:38) The hosts reflect on their early skepticism regarding COVID-19 data, including "gain of function" research and flu case anomalies. They also discuss the World Economic Forum's "you will own nothing" prediction in the context of doubling home prices. Keywords: [real estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md), [world economic forum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-economic-forum.md), [covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), [gain of function](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gain-of-function.md), [osterholm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/osterholm.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/52.md) ### 53. Morning Zoo Pilot and Diversity Casting (1:41:38–1:47:44) The hosts plan a "Morning Zoo" radio pilot featuring a cast of show regulars, including Darren O'Neill and Dame Jennifer. They discuss the "rules" of modern casting, insisting their entertainment reporter must be a "West Coast gay" to satisfy industry stereotypes. Keywords: [morning zoo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morning-zoo.md), [darren o'neill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darren-o-neill.md), [dame jennifer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame-jennifer.md), [mo fax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mo-fax.md), [hollywood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hollywood.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/53.md) ### 54. Audio Advertising via Car Sound Systems (1:47:44–1:49:26) Inspired by loud car stereos in Austin, the hosts propose a business where drivers are paid to play advertisements through their high-powered sound systems. This "mobile bullhorn" strategy would mimic old-fashioned street advertising for local sales. Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [car audio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/car-audio.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), bullhorns, rayleigh's, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/54.md) ### 55. Permitless Carry and Ruger Vending Machines (1:49:33–1:51:11) Following the passage of permitless carry laws in Texas, the hosts joke about installing Ruger vending machines at airports. Travelers could pick up a 9mm handgun and a blow-up pillow as they depart. Keywords: permitless carry, [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [ruger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ruger.md), [vending machines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vending-machines.md), [airport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airport.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/55.md) ### 56. Senator Cynthia Lummis and Bitcoin Retirement (1:51:12–1:53:25) U.S. Senator Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming advocates for Bitcoin as a hedge against inflation and a component of retirement portfolios. Lummis, who owns five Bitcoins purchased in 2013, is helping Wyoming establish its own crypto-banking system. Keywords: [cynthia lummis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cynthia-lummis.md), [wyoming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wyoming.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [inflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inflation.md), [cnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnbc.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/56.md) ### 57. Breast Milk Antibodies and Self-Spreading Vaccines (1:53:25–1:54:45) A discussion on medical research suggests that babies can acquire COVID-19 antibodies through breast milk. The hosts also touch on the concept of "self-spreading vaccines" delivered via exosomes. Keywords: breast milk, [antibodies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antibodies.md), [spike protein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spike-protein.md), [exosomes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exosomes.md), [vaccines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccines.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/57.md) ### 58. SPAC Investment Opportunities and SEC Regulation (1:54:46–1:55:28) A listener's white paper on Special Purpose Acquisition Companies (SPACs) prompts a discussion on high-growth investment opportunities. The hosts express interest in "ten bagger" (10x) returns as a potential wealth-building strategy. Keywords: [spac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spac.md), [sec](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sec.md), [white paper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-paper.md), [investment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/investment.md), ten bagger, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/58.md) ### 59. No Agenda Zephyr Economic Indicator (1:55:29–1:56:23) The hosts consider creating a "No Agenda Zephyr" economic indicator for the TradingView charting platform. They suggest charging a $20 monthly subscription fee for the technical analysis tool. Keywords: tradingview, [zephyr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zephyr.md), [economic indicator](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/economic-indicator.md), [technical analysis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technical-analysis.md), horvitz, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/59.md) ### 60. Texas Abortion Law and Capital Punishment (1:56:23–1:57:51) The hosts discuss the controversial Texas abortion law and the "Handmaid's Tale" comparisons in the media. Adam Curry proposes a "fair trade-off" where he supports abortion rights in exchange for the television rights to broadcast live executions. Keywords: [roe v wade](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roe-v-wade.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [abortion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abortion.md), [capital punishment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/capital-punishment.md), [handmaid's tale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/handmaid-s-tale.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/60.md) ### 61. Motocross Injuries and Old Dude Talk (1:58:02–1:59:18) A host recounts a motocross accident on a KTM 450 that resulted in a serious back injury. They joke about starting a podcast for "old dudes with bikes" to fill the void left by the show "Car Talk." Keywords: [motocross](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/motocross.md), ktm 450, [injury](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/injury.md), car talk, old dudes, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/61.md) ### 62. Woke Wine and Artisan Boxed Wine Startup (1:59:19–2:05:27) The hosts brainstorm "Woke Wine," a high-end boxed wine brand targeting progressive consumers. The marketing plan includes labels like "Shard" (Chardonnay) and "Cab" in bold black letters, with a "lost dog" motif on the packaging. They discuss leasing the "wokewine.com" domain for $292 a month. Keywords: [woke wine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/woke-wine.md), boxed wine, franzia, [target](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/target.md), shard, [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/62.md) ### 63. Fox Weather Channel and Climate Skepticism (2:05:27–2:07:01) Fox News is launching a 24-hour weather channel, causing concern among climate researchers. The hosts see this as a brilliant business move and joke about joining the network to debunk "climate change nonsense" using cutting-edge display technology. Keywords: fox weather, [climate crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-crisis.md), [meteorology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meteorology.md), [shep smith](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shep-smith.md), [misinformation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/misinformation.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/63.md) ### 64. Broadway Diversity Pledges and Inclusion Riders (2:07:02–2:09:40) The Broadway community and the Actors Union have signed a 17-page diversity pledge, including "inclusion riders" for creative contracts. The hosts mock the "Woke Awards" and the increasing focus on racial quotas in theater production. Keywords: [broadway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/broadway.md), black theatre united, [tony awards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tony-awards.md), inclusion rider, [diversity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diversity.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/64.md) ### 65. Social Impact Bonds and Digital Identity (2:09:40–2:12:49) Researcher Alison McDowell explains "social impact bonds," which securitize human behavior data for hedge fund trading. The hosts discuss how medical passports and digital identity systems are being used to build a "pre-crime" performance-based social structure. Keywords: social impact bonds, alison mcdowell, [hedge funds](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hedge-funds.md), [digital identity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-identity.md), [utah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/utah.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/65.md) ### 66. Value-for-Value Documentary and Book Project (2:12:49–2:16:02) Dame Angela from Las Vegas is planning a documentary about the "No Agenda" nation and the value-for-value model. The hosts debate writing a companion book, though they express skepticism about the "grind" of the book business and the seminar circuit. Keywords: angela, [las vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/las-vegas.md), [documentary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/documentary.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [book](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/book.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/66.md) ### 67. Pig Urine Urea and PPP Alcohol (2:16:03–2:18:30) A discussion on the use of urea in industrial processes leads to a joke about "Pasteurized Pig Piss" (PPP). The hosts imagine a canned alcoholic drink marketed to frat houses as a competitor to White Claw. Keywords: pig urine, [urea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/urea.md), [ppp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ppp.md), white claw, [stanford](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stanford.md), [exit strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exit-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1786-best-exit-strategies/chapter/67.md) ### 68. Texas Vaccine Outreach Grants (2:18:30–2:19:57) The Texas Department of State Health Services is offering grants between $50,000 and $1 million for vaccine outreach and education. The hosts discuss the "carnage" of the Omicron variant as reported by mainstream scientists. 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