2:12:46 Then we'd like to thank our executive and associate executive producers, some of it taking a little bit to the max here. We'll have to edit on the fly because everyone thinks, well, you know, it's like, this is my turn. This is me. They certainly have the right. No, you're stealing from everybody else. You're stealing time and attention. But of course, yeah, there you go. I think you're, that's yeah, yeah, it's theft. Stop it people. It's just, you know, if you had more time, you could write a shorter note. That's just the fact. So take your time and condense these things. But you know what? Take your note, put it in a chat GPT and say, make this 200, no, make this, uh, what is it? What was the old Twitter length? 124, 144 characters. Yeah. There you go. That's it. 144 spaces. Yes.
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2:14:27 So, the last show was 1776, Sir Sonderager from St. Joseph, Missouri, 1776, and throws in 67 cents for good measure and says, good morning, fellas! It's been minutes since my last donation. Here's some treasure to make up for the dry spell and get me that PhD. Yes, the PhD in media deconstruction was still ongoing until July 4th, so getting quick. Keep up the good work. No, no, no. It's not being canceled on July 4th. That's what you told me. No, I said what's being canceled on July 4th is the 76th donation. Oh, okay.
2:15:05 Got it. No jingles. We're gonna cancel the PhD promotion at the drop of a hat. Wow. Threatening. No jingles, but I'd like my de-douching since I didn't get it on my first donation. You've been de-douched. And that's Sir Sonderreger of Bluffwoods. Bluffwoods. Bluffwoods. Well, that takes us to Don... Dan. I'm already screwing it up. Dan Medor, Medor? Yeah, Medor. In Peoria, Arizona. Peoria, Arizona? Uh-huh. That is a long note.
2:15:51 But it's on the spreadsheet, at least it made it on. This has been a long time coming. I've been listening to this show since the late 800s, back in the Middle Ages. That's right. After having been hit in the mouth by my good friend Ken, please give me an atomic de-douching. What's an atomic de-douching? Does that exist? It's just louder. No, you know, sometimes you gotta look if there's no atomic de-douching. You've been de-douched. As far as longtime douchebaggery, I like instant gratification. So after listening to over 900 shows, I decided to become an instantite with my donation. Please accept 333.33 as my late fee. Oh, that's cute. That's good. I'm first and foremost a proud American. I'm also a French Acadian ancestry. I'd like to be known as Sir Cacadian. Oh, that's cute. We have not seen that one yet. Not yet.
2:16:50 circadian of the rhythm section. Thank you for keeping my amygdala right-sized over these recent tumultuous years. I wonder if he's a musician. I lost my wife to stomach cancer just before our 33rd wedding anniversary and my own lymphoma diagnosis was discovered just after her passing is now in remission. Good. So for jingles, I'd like a double F cancer and because it's always a put smile on my face. Can you play give it up for Raven which we also play in aural. Reza's making a comeback.
2:17:31 Thank you again and although I selfishly do not want you to find an exit strategy, I'm hoping we have a whole bunch of ideas. I'm hopeful you will go at least four more years. Also for the round table, I welcome the mead as a libation but would pair it with mouton infused poutine. Which in other words he'd make poutine with mouton russchow, which seems like an abomination. Seems pricey. Thanks for all you do Don Maydor. Dan Mador. I don't know why I keep saying Don. It just looks like Don for some reason. It's Dan. Circadian, or it's soon to be, of the rhythm section. P.S. I've attached my PayPal receipt for the Don. We trust you. You're good to go.
2:18:21 You've got karma. You've got Harm luck. Onward to Brian L. Deerfield Beach, Florida. $1,000. Dear Adam and John, with a heartfelt ITM energy, I extend my deepest thanks for your courage. You guys became an integral part of my routine for the better part of a decade. Woo! And I can't thank you enough for your work during COVID. I met the love of my life this day seven years ago. She grew into the best family medicine doctor right before my eyes. Not a pill pusher.
2:19:00 No Agenda was a lifeline for us during her medical residency in Washington, D.C., where we and eight other doctors wrote a systematic review that was blackballed by every journal in May of 2020 due to the out-of-patent intervention we were recommending. I didn't want to believe the entire medical system was captured, but it became painfully clear. We avoided almost everything, including the White House chop zone. during the summer of love, where buildings were burned and bird scooters would max out at three miles per hour in high crime areas. The Noah Jenner Show was our constant companion playing everywhere we went. Your sharp insights and steadfast dedication brought us clarity and comfort when we needed it most. I am deeply grateful for both of your courage and commitment as well as that of the entire Gitmo Nation.
2:19:45 This is a long overdue donation. I will proudly frame this media deconstruction credential on my wall. A shout out to John G who hit me in the mouth many years ago. I'm gonna need a deduce. You've been deduced. But no jingles or karma. I know my note is long and John is already annoyed. Please knight me Sir Doc Nelson, Knight of the Capital Region, and I'd like to request John's favorite muscadine wine for the round table. If it's out But I'll take the mead. P.S. I missed the Zephyr report. Thank you for your courage. So which wine are we putting at the round table? Let's pronounce Muscadine. Well, thank you. Thank you for that correction. If they still have it, I would say...
2:20:28 Oh, what's the name of this? It's an operation in Arkansas. It's the only quaffable muscadine I've ever had. Well, what is it? Some winery in Arkansas. Arkansas. I'll just say Arkansas. Just say Arkansas muscadine. That would do the trick. Muscadine. Okay. Can we get some Arkansas muscadine? Take care of it. Muscadine, muscadine. Yeah, wines with, rhymes with wine. Yes, muscadine wine. Got it. It's a big giant grape. Have you ever seen a muscadine grape? It's like a plum. It's not like in a bunch. It's like a plum. Giant, huge, horrible tasting. The more you know. Let's go with Don.
2:21:21 Daniel. Daniel Franco in in Bronx. The Bronx. 4445. He sent a note and a check. I happen to have the note right here. In the morning, Mr. Currie and Dvorak. The donation of 4445 is show number 7-7-4-7-76, well I came in late. Thursday, June 26th, it was referenced to the year 1774, 1775, and 1776. With this donation, my total is now 1,000, thereby finally making me eligible for knighthood in the realm of no agenda. My title will be, Sir, I'm Not a Spook. Oh no, I'm a not a, I'm a not a spook. I'm a not a spook.
2:22:11 I'm not a spook because that's exactly what a spook would say. I'm not a spook so finally spook money in the well is it really in the lands of Throgs Neck Throg Throgs Neck New York. Yeah, you know where that is yeah sure and Guild Masteries the guild master of the Carpenters Guild 157 of the city of New York dual class soldier slash craftsman Hmm, well soldier maybe that's the spook part. Uh, he's got a beautiful signature I would say at least it's one of those celebrity-looking things. Daniel Franco. Sir, I'm a not a spook. All right. So he's on the list. We go to Pete Arnold III in Becker, Minnesota, 363.92, which may be 333.33 plus fees. He says, I'll keep this as brief as possible. Yeah. Fail.
2:23:13 Very funny. Adam, I'm the dude who asked you on Twitter for the cutoff time for show 1776 and missed it anyway despite your quick reply on X. See? Replying to me, by the way, is something Elon Musk has yet to do, so that's a thing you'd totally do better than him in case you needed a boost. Well, gee, thanks. Adam's experience with door knocking, storm chasing roof salesmen made me want to donate. I am not one, though my company is related and that's the purpose for my notes. My company Hire A Pro helps homeowners GC their own projects. So in the event of storm damage claim, we guide the homeowner through the process and keep the money that would otherwise be profit for a roofing company. All while being by the book and still within the rules of insurance reimbursement to a degree where we actually have insurance agents sending us business.
2:24:00 In the last three years we've kept almost... That's interesting. That's a good idea. So you do your own general contracting? Yes, of course. And they back you up? Of course. In the last three years we've kept almost half a million dollars in the hands of Minnesota homeowners with $6,000 being the average. That's a pretty good deal. Roofing companies hate us! So I know we're doing a good thing. I'm praying this year I can finally cross the full-time barrier so it can focus on it 100%. I have a lot of ideas I want to implement, most of which I believe are as disruptive as Uber or DoorDash has been to their respective industries. Working my ass off to have the capital to develop and implement them. That's an American right there. That's an American!
2:24:37 The only jingle I wish at the end of this is some jobs karma. Thank you for all you do and Adam if you end up needing a new roof from a hail claim, hit me up! I can show you how the cake is made. And if anyone in Minnesota needs hail damage, well you don't want hail damage, but if you need hail damage repair I guess, don't hire a roofer, hire a pro! Visit us online at HireA.Pro Hire a dot pro. It's so easy even the people knocking your door could do it and jobs karma jobs jobs jobs and jobs Tanya's here at Tala Tanya Alec Alex any and now it's just a
2:25:20 Armenian name if I'm not mistaken, but she's in Dolar de Des Armo in Quebec. 336. Switcheroo for my boyfriend, Jeffrey Sarkissian. His birthday's July 6th, another Armenian. Jingles, house buying karma and health karma from my girlfriend and her family. This is truly the best podcast in the universe. You guys have kept me sane. for at least six years and provide a great source of information and entertainment. You guys are awesome. Four more years. You've got karma. And then right up the road here in Georgetown, Texas, 263.22 cents, Associate Executive Producer credit goes to Thomas Anaya, who has no note. That means Thomas gets a double up karma today. You've got karma.
2:26:22 Pete Arnold III in Becker, Minnesota. 233, wait a minute, 23370, this is Pete from HieroPro again. He's back. Second donation on the same show, second note. I wasn't joking when I said my ideas were disruptive anyway. I've got a group of good, the note wasn't long enough. Anyway, I've got a group of good people that deserve a boost to their station that I would love to work with we grow a company together. So one more jobs Karmic. Over here for them Minnesota people remember hire a pro. Thanks again boys. That's interesting it's like a pre-roll and a post-roll in one donation segment. I support this idea. Come back with us with a payoff.
2:27:08 It was pretty good. I like him jobs jobs jobs and jobs Well, I'll take The one after this one because you apparently have a note for Chris Borman in Simsbury Connecticut Yes, you have you do Eric Eric? Oh Stottlemeyer in Princeton, Minnesota. A lot of Minnesota people today. Yeah, interesting. 212.72. Eric here with Easy Construction Solutions. Another one. I've been donating $4 a week since June of 2023. A program I feel everyone should be doing if they feel like they can't afford a larger donation. Please de-do. You've been de-donated.
2:27:55 I thought I'd celebrate being halfway to knighthood with my first associate executive producership. I am a general contractor in the Twin Cities and service all of Minnesota and Wisconsin with a special passion for cabin country. Cabin country. With the insane weather from Bemidji, Minnesota. I've been to Bemidji. Bemidji, Minnesota. I have. Bemidji. They have a very small airport. Bemidji, Minnesota. It's Baldwin, Wisconsin. I thought instead of paying for annoying spam texts to homeowners or even more annoying door knockers. Sounds related. I'd donate to the best podcast in the universe. Seems better to just put my info out into the Noah Jenner universe and let the good Lord take it from there.
2:28:34 Visit EasyRoofingMN.com. Well, how about these guys working together? Yeah, I don't know. EasyRoofingMN.com to send me a note. Definitely an attack. It's the attack of the Minnesotans. If I can help you with the next project anywhere in Minnesota, Wisconsin, the website will get better. I'm a far better contractor than web developer. Finally, as a pastor's son, PK, Adam's recent faith journey has been so encouraging and uplifting. I'll leave you with my favorite verse, Galatians 6 9, a do not grow weary in doing good. Oh, 6 9, a do not grow weary in doing good, which you too seem to embody. Thank you for your courage, Eric Stottermeier, future Sir Eric Keeper of the Cabin Country. Hi brother, thank you. Christian money. Yes, right.
2:29:23 Okay, we got Chris Boorman in Simsbury, Connecticut, 216.54. After five years of listening, it's time I put my money where my mouth is and donate. We had a number of people today that have been listening for years on end. And that's fine. No, it is fine, but it just tells anybody out there that does podcasts. It doesn't all come in when it should. Just so you know, you gotta, what was it? Do not grow weary in doing good? Do not grow weary because you're gonna be waiting for a long five years for the world for Chris here. I put my money where my mouth is and donate, so please de-douche me. You've been de-douched. What finally got me moving, he asks, what finally got me moving
2:30:17 Well, when I heard you worked with Chip Ingram on their podcast. Oh, how about that? Chip was born on the 21st of June, 1954. So I hereby dubbed this 216.54. It's Chip Ingram. You should put Chip on the birthday list. It's a Chip Ingram donation. It's a Chip Ingram donation. Hold on, I'll put him on the list. Check the Chip Ingram donation. It's gonna be a thing. It's gonna be a thing, he says. It's gonna be a thing! So when was his birthday? The 21st? The 21st of June, yeah. Yeah, Chip Ingram. And there's another Christian donation because he says, come on fellow Christian douchebags, who's with me?
2:31:02 I'm also requesting a generous supply of Jobs Karma. God bless you both, says Chris. Oh, thank you. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! $2.10 and 60 cents, La Jolla Salt Corporation, La Jolla, California. We're stamping, aren't we? Said the elephant to the mouse. Yes, declared the mouse. And moisturizing while we exfoliate with luxurious sea salt scrubs from lajollasalt.com.
2:31:37 while you're smoking a palm all now they will know us from our stomp and glow rejoice the elephant and they all put on the same hat lahoyasalt.com mouse and elephant not included thank you for your courage creative I like it it's not bad Eli the coffee guy's up he's in Bensonville Illinois came in with 206.29 John great newsletter I thought I had cooking basmati rice down until your recipe. Yes, the last newsletter had the basmati rice recipe which I promised on the last show. Oh, people love that! Good. Well, they need to learn how to cook that rice. It's not cooked the way they show you on YouTube. Okay, you don't need to repeat it. It's at tipoftheday.net.
2:32:28 Your recipe John's technique yields a much fluffier rice with better texture. I was inspired I'm sorry to spike the ball once in a while with something decent. Yeah I was inspired and made some Persian meatballs with ground buffalo from the farmer's market in a pomegranate honey reduction. Wow, wow. Eli, the coffee guy, little chef on the side. I got him, I inspired him. A little chef on the side, I like that. Served with a side of yogurt dill cucumbers. Oh, nice. It was marvelous. Now, if you could just do me a favor and recommend a good wine to pair with the meal next time.
2:33:06 I have a wine tip for today's tip of the day. Will it pair? Yes, it would pair perfectly with this. Obviously, I'm a man that loves good flavor and I bring that same passion to curating our selection of coffees. Visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use the code ITM20. Grab a bag of something delicious today. Stay caffeinated, says Eli. The coffee guy and our final associate executive producer there She is once again the one the only Linda Lou Patkin from Lakewood, Colorado who always wants Jarbs Jarbs Jarbs Jarbs Karma jobs karma and Linda says for a resume that tells your story highlights your wins and shows why you're unique and
2:33:53 Visit image makers Inc comm for a resume that gets results That's image makers Inc with a K and work with Linda Lou Duchess of jobs and writer of winning resumes jobs jobs jobs and jobs Well dynamite everybody thank you so much to our executive and associate executive producers long notes, but entertaining nonetheless I have to say it There's content in the donations. This is the part that people sometimes miss when they think, well I gotta thank all those people. Yeah, there's content in there. You'd be surprised. Thank you all. And of course we'll be thanking people who donated $50 and above in our second segment coming up shortly. And as always, you can...
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