# Eat The Dog Food

> A precision strike on Iran sends global markets reeling while a socialist surge in New York City and a spy scandal at Voice of America reshape the political landscape.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1776
- **Published:** 2025-06-26
- **Length:** 3h 42m
- **People:** [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/person/adam-curry.md) (host), [John C Dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/person/john-c-dvorak.md) (host)
- **Topics:** Fordow Strike, [Zoran Mamdani](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zoran-mamdani.md), VOA Spy Ring, [NATO Summit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato-summit.md), [Basmati Rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/basmati-rice.md), [Passkeys](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/passkeys.md), MAGA Schism
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food

## About this episode

Donald Trump and Marco Rubio claim U.S. airstrikes successfully obliterated Iran's Fordow nuclear facility, despite leaked intelligence reports suggesting only partial damage. Trump dismissed the Defense Intelligence Agency leaks as fake news while technical analyst David Albright detailed how 30,000-pound Massive Ordnance Penetrators were dropped with surgical precision down ventilation shafts. The strikes triggered a 10% collapse in global oil prices as Brent crude fell below $68 per barrel following a subsequent ceasefire.

In New York City, Democratic Socialist Zoran Mamdani secured a stunning primary victory over Andrew Cuomo, campaigning on a platform to legalize prostitution and defund the police. Meanwhile, NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte credited Trump for securing one trillion dollars in European defense spending, even as Queen Ursula von der Leyen called for 650 billion euros to mobilize a continental war industry. In Washington, Carrie Lake testified before the House Foreign Affairs Committee regarding a suspected Chinese spy ring within the Voice of America, alleging hundreds of personnel have vanished amid CCP censorship pressure.

Candace Owens sparked a MAGA movement schism during a heated exchange with Piers Morgan, characterizing Israel as a terrorist state and claiming Benjamin Netanyahu dictates American foreign policy. On the lighter side, John C. Dvorak insisted that Pakistani Basmati rice is superior to Indian varieties, provided it is boiled in large volumes of water rather than steamed. The milestone episode 1776 concluded with Edgar the Puppet interviewing Pride parade attendees in D.C. and a report on fifth graders in Arizona arrested for a murder plot.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/transcript.md.

### 1. University of Wisconsin River Falls Women's Hockey and WAGs (0:00–2:32)

The program opens with a shout-out to the University of Wisconsin River Falls women's ice hockey team for their back-to-back national championships. A debate ensues regarding the athletic merits of field hockey versus ice hockey and the physical fitness of soccer players. The term "WAGs," referring to the wives and girlfriends of high-profile athletes, is introduced as a cultural phenomenon in the United Kingdom.

Keywords: university of wisconsin river falls, [ice hockey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ice-hockey.md), [field hockey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/field-hockey.md), wags, [soccer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soccer.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Media Narrative and the Fragile Ceasefire Keyword (2:49–4:06)

An analysis of a media supercut reveals the coordinated use of the word "fragile" to describe the current ceasefire. The use of such terminology is characterized as a tactic to maintain high viewership ratings and keep audiences on edge. The narrative is further described as inherently anti-Trump, designed to imply that any stability achieved is temporary and precarious.

Keywords: [mainstream media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mainstream-media.md), fragile ceasefire, trump ratings, [news cycle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/news-cycle.md), [rhetoric](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rhetoric.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Multi-Screen Monitoring and Corel CEO Anecdote (4:11–5:44)

A discussion regarding the use of multiple screens for news monitoring leads to an anecdote about Mike Kaplan, the former CEO of Corel. Kaplan reportedly maintained a wall of 16 television screens in his office to ensure he never missed a significant event. The logistical challenges and visual effects of watching multiple news feeds simultaneously are explored.

Keywords: [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), mike kaplan, corel, tv screens, [monitoring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/monitoring.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Donald Trump Criticizes Israel and Iran Post-Strike (5:45–10:16)

Donald Trump expresses dissatisfaction with both Israel and Iran following a recent military deal. In a recorded segment near Marine One, Trump criticizes Israel for "unloading" bombs immediately after a deal was reached and expresses frustration over retaliatory strikes triggered by a single rocket. He emphasizes his desire for both sides to calm down and suggests that the combatants have lost perspective due to the longevity of the conflict.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [marine one](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marine-one.md), ceasefire violations

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Clayton Morris and Tucker Carlson on Iran Threats (10:17–12:09)

Clayton Morris and Tucker Carlson are criticized for promoting a narrative that Iran poses an existential threat to the United States. The discussion disputes claims that Iran possesses intercontinental ballistic missiles or functional nuclear warheads. Additionally, the segment notes Clayton Morris's reported move to Florida, highlighting the state's asset protection laws regarding primary residences.

Keywords: [clayton morris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clayton-morris.md), [tucker carlson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tucker-carlson.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [nuclear warhead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nuclear-warhead.md), [florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/5.md)

### 6. MAGA Movement Schism and Murdoch Presidential Recruitment Claim (12:09–16:37)

The internal conflict within the MAGA movement is examined, specifically regarding foreign policy and "forever wars." A claim is discussed suggesting that the Murdoch family attempted to recruit a media figure to run for president against Donald Trump in 2023. The segment analyzes how different factions of the right-wing media view Trump's autonomy and his relationship with traditional GOP interventionism.

Keywords: [maga](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maga.md), [murdoch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/murdoch.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), forever wars, [tucker carlson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tucker-carlson.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Candace Owens on Israel and US Foreign Policy (16:38–23:36)

Candace Owens appears on Piers Morgan's program to argue that Israel dictates United States foreign policy. She claims that Donald Trump's military actions against Iran were taken at the behest of Benjamin Netanyahu and donor Miriam Adelson rather than for American interests. Owens describes a "MAGA schism" between the "9/11 generation" who oppose Middle East intervention and neoconservative elements she claims have infiltrated the movement.

Keywords: [candace owens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/candace-owens.md), [bibi netanyahu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bibi-netanyahu.md), [miriam adelson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miriam-adelson.md), [zionism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zionism.md), [aipac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aipac.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Anti-Semitism Allegations and the Israel-Gaza Conflict (23:36–29:52)

The rhetoric used by figures like Steve Bannon and Candace Owens is scrutinized for potential anti-Semitic undertones. The discussion addresses Owens's characterization of Israel as a "terrorist state" and her claims regarding a "Holocaust" in Gaza. The segment debates whether these criticisms of Israeli influence are rooted in policy disagreements or personal animus toward Jewish people.

Keywords: bannon, [candace owens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/candace-owens.md), [anti-semitism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anti-semitism.md), [gaza](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gaza.md), [genocide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/genocide.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Brian Berletic on Multipolar World and US Hegemony (29:52–32:20)

Former US Marine Brian Berletic analyzes the shift toward a multipolar world as Iran joins BRICS and strengthens ties with China and Russia. Berletic argues that the United States uses Israel as a proxy to provoke conflicts and reassert power in the Middle East, similar to the strategy used in Ukraine against Russia. The segment suggests the US is rushing to create similar dynamics in the Asia-Pacific region to counter China's rise.

Keywords: brian berletic, [brics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brics.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [multipolar world](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/multipolar-world.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Thomas Massie on AIPAC and Military-Industrial Complex (32:21–37:16)

Representative Thomas Massie discusses the influence of AIPAC on Theo Von's podcast, describing it as a "confrontational" lobbying group. Massie argues that foreign aid to Israel functions as a "gift certificate" for the American military-industrial complex, specifically benefiting companies like Raytheon and Lockheed Martin. He claims that lobbying efforts are designed to keep military spending flowing rather than simply supporting an ally.

Keywords: [thomas massie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thomas-massie.md), [aipac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aipac.md), [theo von](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theo-von.md), [raytheon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/raytheon.md), [lockheed martin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockheed-martin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/10.md)

### 11. NATO Summit and Mark Rutte's Trillion Dollar Praise (37:17–40:32)

At the NATO summit, Secretary General Mark Rutte praises Donald Trump for leading a shift that resulted in one trillion dollars of extra defense spending from European allies. Queen Ursula von der leyen also speaks on the necessity of mobilizing 650 billion euros for the "war industry" to counter potential Russian aggression within five years. The segment highlights the transition of European nations toward a full-scale war footing.

Keywords: [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [mark rutte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-rutte.md), [ursula von der leyen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ursula-von-der-leyen.md), [defense spending](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/defense-spending.md), [trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trump.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Mark Rutte's Daddy Comment and NATO Salesmanship (40:33–44:52)

NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte faces questioning from Sky News reporter Deborah Haynes regarding his use of the word "daddy" to describe Donald Trump's role in breaking up international "fights." Rutte defends his complimentary tone and a "gushing" text message sent to Trump, framing it as effective salesmanship that secured increased defense commitments from member nations.

Keywords: [mark rutte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-rutte.md), [sky news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sky-news.md), deborah haynes, daddy, [diplomacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diplomacy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Trump's Appearance and Meeting the Dutch Royals (44:53–49:16)

Observations regarding Donald Trump's appearance at The Hague lead to a discussion about his habit of wearing baseball caps to manage his hair. A host recounts a personal meeting with King Willem-Alexander and Queen Máxima of the Netherlands, noting the King's height and the Queen's friendship with Ivanka Trump. The segment dismisses conspiracy theories about body doubles, attributing Trump's appearance to exhaustion and a "bad hair day."

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [king willem-alexander](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/king-willem-alexander.md), [queen maxima](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queen-maxima.md), [the hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-hague.md), [ivanka trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ivanka-trump.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Patriot Missile Sales to Ukraine and Israel (49:17–53:20)

Donald Trump discusses the possibility of selling Patriot missile systems to Ukraine, noting their effectiveness in Israel. During a Q&A, a Ukrainian reporter asks about purchasing the systems, and Trump emphasizes that they are "hard to get" and expensive. The segment characterizes Trump's approach as that of a high-pressure salesman for Raytheon-produced military hardware.

Keywords: [patriot missiles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patriot-missiles.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [volodymyr zelensky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/volodymyr-zelensky.md), [raytheon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/raytheon.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Kirstarmer on Ukraine and the War Economy (53:20–54:40)

British Prime Minister Kirstarmer reaffirms the UK's commitment to Ukraine despite tensions in the Middle East. The discussion suggests that world leaders, including Putin and Macron, are pivoting toward a "war economy" because alternative initiatives like the Green New Deal have failed to generate sufficient economic activity.

Keywords: kirstarmer, [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [macron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/macron.md), [war economy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/war-economy.md), [green new deal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/green-new-deal.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/15.md)

### 16. US Strikes on Iranian Nuclear Sites (54:40–57:28)

Donald Trump and Marco Rubio claim that US airstrikes have "obliterated" Iran's nuclear facilities. Rubio reports that the facility used to convert nuclear fuel into weapons-grade material has been completely destroyed. Trump dismisses leaked intelligence reports that suggested the strikes were only partially successful, labeling the reports as "scum" and "fake news."

Keywords: [marco rubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marco-rubio.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [nuclear program](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nuclear-program.md), [bunker busters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bunker-busters.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Technical Analysis of Bunker Buster Precision (57:29–1:01:32)

David Albright of the Institute for Science and International Security provides a technical analysis of the US strikes on the Fordow nuclear site. He explains how 30,000-pound "mobs" (Massive Ordnance Penetrators) were allegedly dropped with extreme precision down a one-meter ventilation shaft to destroy the underground complex. The segment questions the validity of a DIA leak that cast doubt on the mission's success.

Keywords: david albright, [isis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/isis.md), fordow, [bunker busters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bunker-busters.md), ventilation shaft

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Pete Hegseth's Media Attacks and Rubio's Influence (1:01:32–1:06:51)

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is criticized for his aggressive tone toward the press during a NATO briefing. The hosts observe a change in Hegseth's speech patterns, noting a "sibilance" or borderline lisp that they attribute to the influence of Marco Rubio. The segment suggests that Rubio has become the "alpha male" among Trump's advisors, affecting the cadence and style of those around him.

Keywords: [pete hegseth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pete-hegseth.md), [marco rubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marco-rubio.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), sibilance, [jd vance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jd-vance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Social Milieus and Lesbian Detection Anecdote (1:06:51–1:10:40)

A discussion on social milieus explores how individuals subconsciously adopt the traits of their environment, such as the speaker's experience being mistaken for a police officer. An anecdote is shared regarding a supposed behavioral cue for identifying lesbians based on hand placement at a table. The segment also references the "Sparrow studies" from Berkeley to illustrate how groups develop unique communication cadences.

Keywords: milieus, social vibes, sparrow studies, [berkeley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berkeley.md), behavioral cues

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Trump on Iran Negotiations and Persian Rugs (1:10:41–1:15:20)

Donald Trump discusses the potential for a new agreement with Iran, suggesting they are "finished" with the nuclear business after the recent strikes. He expresses a willingness to let China continue buying Iranian oil so the country can rebuild. Trump also praises the quality of machine-made Persian rugs, expressing a desire to import them to the United States.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [marco rubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marco-rubio.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil.md), [persian rugs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/persian-rugs.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi's Message to Iranians (1:15:21–1:21:46)

Reza Pahlavi, the Crown Prince of Iran, issues a message from Washington D.C. calling for the removal of the "radical regime" in Tehran. He distinguishes the Iranian people from the Islamic Republic and offers to oversee a peaceful transition to democracy. The hosts reflect on the history of the 1979 revolution and express skepticism about further American meddling in Iranian internal affairs.

Keywords: [reza pahlavi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reza-pahlavi.md), [tehran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tehran.md), [shah of iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shah-of-iran.md), [regime change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/regime-change.md), cyrus

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Global Oil Market Reaction to Ceasefire (1:21:47–1:24:09)

Global oil prices tumbled by over 10% following the implementation of a ceasefire between Israel and Iran. Brent crude dropped below $68 per barrel as concerns over a potential blockage of the Strait of Hormuz dissipated. While oil prices fell, Wall Street indexes rallied, with the Dow Jones gaining 530 points.

Keywords: [oil prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-prices.md), [brent crude](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brent-crude.md), [wti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wti.md), [strait of hormuz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/strait-of-hormuz.md), [stock market](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stock-market.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Brian Stelter and CNN Defend Press Freedom (1:24:10–1:30:49)

CNN's Brian Stelter responds to Pete Hegseth's attacks on the media, arguing that questioning government assessments is a patriotic duty. Stelter references the media's failure to ask tough questions during the run-up to the Iraq War as a cautionary tale. He maintains that CNN's reporting on the preliminary intelligence regarding the Iran strikes was legitimate journalism, not an act of unpatriotism.

Keywords: [brian stelter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-stelter.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [pete hegseth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pete-hegseth.md), [iraq war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq-war.md), [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Zoran Mamdani Wins NYC Mayoral Primary (1:30:50–1:35:19)

Zoran Mamdani, a 33-year-old Democratic Socialist, secured an upset victory over former Governor Andrew Cuomo in the New York City Democratic Mayoral Primary. Mamdani campaigned on a platform of free public transportation, legalizing prostitution, and defunding the police. He is now the favorite for the general election, where incumbent Eric Adams will run as an independent.

Keywords: [zoran mamdani](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zoran-mamdani.md), [andrew cuomo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrew-cuomo.md), democratic socialist, [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md), [eric adams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-adams.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/24.md)

### 25. New York City's Future Under Mamdani (1:35:21–1:42:08)

The potential impact of a Mamdani mayoralty on New York City is discussed, including his proposal for an "exit tax" on wealthy residents attempting to flee the city. Critics predict the city will face ruination within two years under his policies, leading to a potential recall. The segment also notes the demographic shift in voters who supported Mamdani over Cuomo.

Keywords: [zoran mamdani](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zoran-mamdani.md), exit tax, [real estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md), de blasio, [socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Databricks, San Francisco, and the Mosaic Software (1:42:10–1:45:53)

A report from a Databricks employee highlights the poor state of San Francisco, noting that the city was only "cleaned up" temporarily for a major tech conference. The discussion also clarifies a misconception regarding "Mosaic" software; while some independent researchers linked it to Palantir, it was actually acquired by Databricks in 2023.

Keywords: databricks, [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [mosaic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mosaic.md), [palantir](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/palantir.md), [whitney webb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whitney-webb.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Chuck Todd's Podcast and Ad-Libbing Struggles (1:45:53–1:49:15)

An analysis of the "Chuck Toddcast" highlights the difference between Chuck Todd's professional teleprompter reading and his ad-libbed podcasting style. The hosts note Todd's frequent use of filler words like "um" and "ah" when not reading a script. The segment also mentions Jake Tapper's appearance on the show to discuss his book.

Keywords: [chuck todd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chuck-todd.md), [jake tapper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jake-tapper.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [ad-libbing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ad-libbing.md), [teleprompter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/teleprompter.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Laura Logan and the Value-for-Value Model (1:49:16–1:54:04)

The hosts discuss a conversation with journalist Laura Logan regarding the "value-for-value" funding model for podcasts. Logan expresses discomfort with asking listeners for money, a sentiment the hosts describe as a "pride issue." The segment contrasts this with Laura Loomer's podcast, where she is seen eating dog food on air to promote a "human grade" pet supplement sponsor.

Keywords: [laura logan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laura-logan.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [laura loomer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laura-loomer.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Episode 1776 and the US Constitution (1:54:05–2:00:30)

Marking episode 1776, the hosts discuss the historical significance of the year and the formation of the United States. They clarify the roles of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, highlighting James Madison's contributions. The segment also addresses the "value-for-value" model and the tax implications of listener support versus traditional donations.

Keywords: [1776](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1776.md), [declaration of independence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/declaration-of-independence.md), [james madison](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-madison.md), [taxation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxation.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Podcast Art and Passkey Security (2:00:32–2:07:04)

The hosts review the listener-submitted art for the episode, which depicts Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. The discussion shifts to "Passkeys," a new digital security standard. Citing systems administrator Dave Jones, the hosts argue that while passkeys thwart credential stuffing, they create a "Bitcoin key ownership problem" where users have no recovery options if they lose their device.

Keywords: [podcast art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-art.md), [benjamin netanyahu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benjamin-netanyahu.md), [passkeys](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/passkeys.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), [dave jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dave-jones.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Producer Credits and Executive Producer Donations (2:07:04–2:20:21)

The program acknowledges high-level donors who contributed $1,776.76 or other significant amounts to celebrate the milestone episode. Several listeners are elevated to the rank of Knight or Baron within the show's "peerage" system. The hosts read notes from producers in Georgia, Massachusetts, and Wyoming, discussing personal milestones and career updates.

Keywords: [associate executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/associate-executive-producer.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [1776](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1776.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Peerage Elevations and Jingle Requests (2:20:23–2:31:32)

The donation segment continues with elevations to the ranks of Baron and Knight for various producers. Jingle requests are fulfilled for topics ranging from "Climate Gate" to "Jobs." Producers from Michigan, Florida, and Wisconsin are recognized for their financial support and "boots on the ground" reports.

Keywords: [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Greg the Welder on Public Land Sales (2:31:34–2:36:27)

Producer "Greg the Welder" submits a donation and a note expressing opposition to Senator Mike Lee's proposal to sell public lands. Greg argues that these lands belong to the American people and should not be sold to private interests like Blackstone or Microsoft. The hosts debate whether the land sale is intended for housing or energy development.

Keywords: greg the welder, public lands, [mike lee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-lee.md), [blackstone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blackstone.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Final Producer Credits and Dataing AI App (2:36:31–2:50:05)

The final block of producer credits includes a "novella" from the founder of "Dataing," an AI-driven matchmaking app. The founder shares his experience using the "value-for-value" model to advertise his startup and discusses the development of "Cupid AI." Additional donors from South Carolina, Indiana, and Utah are thanked for their contributions to episode 1776.

Keywords: [associate executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/associate-executive-producer.md), [1776](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1776.md), dataing, ai matchmaker, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Voice of America Chinese Spy Ring Scandal (2:50:05–2:56:09)

A House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing investigates allegations of a Chinese spy ring within the Voice of America (VOA). Senior advisor Carrie Lake testifies that over 500 personnel have disappeared since audits began and that the agency has been pressured by the Chinese Communist Party to censor content. The agency, which has a nearly $1 billion budget, is described as a significant national security risk.

Keywords: [voice of america](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voice-of-america.md), [carrie lake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carrie-lake.md), chinese spy ring, [organ harvesting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/organ-harvesting.md), [usagm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usagm.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Trump Shares Parody Song About Bombing Iran (2:56:10–2:58:00)

Donald Trump faces media criticism for sharing a parody song on social media about bombing Iran. The video features American B-2 bombers and lyrics about the Iranian Supreme Leader. The segment notes that the media is focusing on the video while ignoring larger scandals like the infiltration of the Voice of America.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [parody song](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parody-song.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [b-2 bombers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/b-2-bombers.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Fifth Graders Arrested for Murder Plot in Arizona (2:58:01–3:00:36)

Four fifth-grade students at a charter school in Surprise, Arizona, were arrested for planning to lure a classmate to a bathroom and stab him. The girls reportedly forged a suicide note and planned to wear gloves to avoid fingerprints. The motive was allegedly a dispute over the boy "cheating" on one of the girls.

Keywords: [arizona](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arizona.md), murder plot, fifth grade, legacy traditional school, [tiktok](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tiktok.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Alex Soros and the Pencil-Eating Anecdote (3:00:38–3:03:41)

A "boots on the ground" report from a former teacher describes Alex Soros as a "nutty child" who had a propensity for eating pencils in class. The teacher recalls a parent-teacher conference with George Soros and his young wife. The segment suggests the behavior might be linked to PICA, a condition involving the consumption of non-food items.

Keywords: [alex soros](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alex-soros.md), [george soros](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-soros.md), [huma abedin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/huma-abedin.md), pica, [boots on the ground](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boots-on-the-ground.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Edgar the Puppet at the DC Pride Parade (3:03:42–3:07:00)

Insult comic "Edgar the Puppet" visits a Pride parade in Washington D.C. to interview attendees. The segment features a clip of a non-binary individual listing a long series of physical and mental health diagnoses, which the hosts characterize as "Cluster B" behavior. The hosts suggest the puppet needs a new catchphrase to enhance the comedy.

Keywords: edgar the puppet, [pride parade](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pride-parade.md), [washington dc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-dc.md), [insult comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insult-comedy.md), cluster b

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Anti-Trump Rants and the Legality of Iran Strikes (3:07:00–3:11:24)

The hosts play clips of intense anti-Trump rants from social media users who label the president a "war criminal" for the strikes on Iran. The speakers call for Trump's impeachment and predict his imprisonment for treason. In response, the hosts ask a constitutional lawyer to provide an analysis of the legal authority behind the military action.

Keywords: [anti-trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anti-trump.md), [war crimes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/war-crimes.md), iran strikes, [mike johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-johnson.md), [constitutional law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/constitutional-law.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Final Peerage Ceremony and 1776 Milestone (3:11:35–3:25:53)

The episode concludes with a final round of producer acknowledgments and the formal "knighting" ceremony for episode 1776. Listeners from across the United States and Europe are recognized for their support. The hosts also clarify the origin of the "double nickels on the dime" donation, crediting producer Tom Bushey for the long-running tradition.

Keywords: [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [1776](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1776.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Birthdays, Title Changes, and Meetup Overview (3:25:53–3:31:33)

The hosts announce birthdays for members of the "Gitmo Nation" and confirm title changes for newly elevated Barons and Viscounts. An overview of upcoming "No Agenda" meetups is provided, including events in New York City, Georgia, Ohio, and Texas. Listeners are encouraged to organize their own local meetups to build community connections.

Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [title changes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/title-changes.md), [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [community](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/community.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Basmati Rice Cooking Tip and Show Close (3:31:34–3:39:08)

John C. Dvorak provides the "tip of the day," emphasizing that Pakistani Basmati rice is superior to Indian varieties. He offers specific cooking instructions, advising listeners to rinse the rice thoroughly and boil it in a large volume of water rather than using the absorption method. The show closes with a reminder of the "value-for-value" model and a preview of the next episode.

Keywords: [basmati rice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/basmati-rice.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [cooking tips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cooking-tips.md), dvorak cookbook, [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Nuclear Doctrine and the Cost of War (3:39:09–3:42:15)

The final segments feature clips regarding Russia's updated nuclear doctrine and Vladimir Putin's warnings to NATO. Donald Trump reflects on the "failed mentality" of war and the true human and financial costs of global conflicts. The program ends with a montage of news clips regarding the ongoing tensions in Ukraine and the Middle East.

Keywords: [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), nuclear doctrine, [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1776-eat-the-dog-food/chapter/44.md)

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