# Golden Poop

> A mystery virus emerges in the Congo while the Trump administration reshapes the FBI and pressures NATO allies to accelerate defense spending targets.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1742
- **Published:** 2025-02-27
- **Length:** 3h 39m
- **People:** [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/person/adam-curry.md) (host), [John C Dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/person/john-c-dvorak.md) (host)
- **Topics:** [Marburg virus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marburg-virus.md), [Epstein files](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/epstein-files.md), [Dan Bongino](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dan-bongino.md), Gold Card, [Bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [Met Gala](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/met-gala.md), [DOGE](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doge.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop

## About this episode

Health officials at Bikoro Hospital in the Democratic Republic of Congo report a mystery virus outbreak that has claimed over 50 lives since late January 2025. While initial reports linked the symptoms to Ebola, medical analysts suggest the hemorrhagic nature of the deaths more closely resembles the Marburg virus. The outbreak reportedly originated in children who consumed a dead bat, leading to 400 recorded cases.

Attorney General Pam Bondi issued a formal directive to FBI Director Kash Patel to release the full Jeffrey Epstein investigative files by February 28, 2025. This follows the appointment of Dan Bongino as FBI Deputy Director and a shift in Department of Justice transparency. In New York, Mayor Eric Adams announced the Roosevelt Hotel will cease operations as a migrant intake center in June 2025, following a decline in arrivals and the implementation of 60-day stay limits. Meanwhile, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer met with President Donald Trump in the Oval Office to discuss NATO defense spending and a $500 billion mineral deal involving Ukraine.

Medical researchers in Canada are currently seeking golden poop donors for a phase one study using fecal transplants to treat pancreatic cancer. The odorless capsules contain microbes from healthy donors intended to assist chemotherapy patients. In the world of sports, the Green Bay Packers have filed a motion to ban the NFL tush push play, citing safety concerns over the high-conversion quarterback sneak.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/transcript.md.

### 1. Mystery Virus Outbreak, Democratic Republic of Congo (0:00–2:16)

Health experts at Bikoro Hospital in the Democratic Republic of Congo report a mystery virus outbreak that has killed over 50 people since late January 2025. While initial reports linked the symptoms to Ebola or dengue, analysts suggest the hemorrhagic nature of the deaths more closely resembles Marburg virus. The outbreak reportedly originated in three children who consumed a dead bat, leading to over 400 recorded cases.

Keywords: [democratic republic of congo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democratic-republic-of-congo.md), bikoro hospital, [ebola](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ebola.md), [marburg virus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marburg-virus.md), mystery virus

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Media Supercut, Chaos and Confusion Narrative (2:17–3:55)

Mainstream media outlets have adopted a synchronized narrative regarding the federal government, repeatedly using the phrase "chaos and confusion." A supercut of broadcasts from CNN, MSNBC, and other networks demonstrates the uniform application of this terminology to describe the current state of federal agencies. This linguistic pattern follows previous media trends such as the "safe and effective" mantra used during the pandemic.

Keywords: [mainstream media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mainstream-media.md), [federal government](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-government.md), [supercut](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supercut.md), alliteration, [news narrative](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/news-narrative.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Reverend Manning, Elon Musk and Donald Trump (3:57–5:39)

Reverend Manning returns to public commentary with a rhythmic critique of the relationship between Elon Musk and Donald Trump. Manning claims Musk's $280 million contribution to the Trump campaign has resulted in total ownership of the President. The commentary characterizes Trump as a puppet who "jumps" at Musk's command, marking a return to Manning's long-standing opposition to the Trump administration.

Keywords: [reverend manning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reverend-manning.md), [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [campaign finance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign-finance.md), [political commentary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-commentary.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/3.md)

### 4. New York City Mayoral Race, Andrew Cuomo (5:40–6:34)

Former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo is reportedly preparing a run for Mayor of New York City. Observers note a significant change in Cuomo's physical appearance, speculating on the use of weight-loss medications like Ozempic. The race is expected to feature a variety of high-profile candidates, including Reverend Manning.

Keywords: [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md), [andrew cuomo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrew-cuomo.md), [mayoral election](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mayoral-election.md), [ozempic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ozempic.md), political candidates

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Keir Starmer, Donald Trump Oval Office Meeting (6:34–8:47)

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer met with President Donald Trump in the Oval Office amidst visible tension. Analysts point to Starmer's previous actions, specifically the Labour Party sending operatives to campaign for Kamala Harris, as a primary source of friction in the US-UK relationship. During the press event, Starmer appeared physically uncomfortable as Trump discussed tariffs and European trade policies.

Keywords: [keir starmer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keir-starmer.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [oval office](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oval-office.md), [uk politics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uk-politics.md), [labour party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/labour-party.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Midas Touch Podcast, Liberal Media Influence (8:47–13:43)

The Midas Touch podcast has emerged as a high-volume digital platform influencing liberal family members with claims about cuts to Medicare and Social Security. Run by former Democratic Party insiders and lawyers, the show produces up to 15 videos daily, often reaching one million views per episode. The content utilizes aggressive clickbait titles and framing similar to Rachel Maddow to criticize the Trump administration's cabinet meetings and economic claims.

Keywords: [midas touch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/midas-touch.md), [youtube](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youtube.md), [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), [democrat party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democrat-party.md), political action committee

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Town Hall Protests, Organized Activism (13:43–17:39)

Recent town hall disruptions, including a protest against Congressman Scott Fitzgerald, are being framed by digital media as organic Republican backlash. However, research indicates these incidents are often orchestrated by left-wing activist organizations. In New York, Representative Paul Tonko encouraged supporters to engage in civil disobedience to oppose the influence of billionaires like Elon Musk in the federal government.

Keywords: [town hall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/town-hall.md), scott fitzgerald, [civil disobedience](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civil-disobedience.md), [paul tonko](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-tonko.md), [political activism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-activism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Gene Hackman Death, Carbon Monoxide Suspicion (17:40–19:23)

Actor Gene Hackman has passed away at age 95, found alongside his 65-year-old wife and their dog. The lack of a gas leak or signs of foul play, combined with the death of the pet, has led to speculation of carbon monoxide poisoning. The timing of the event coincides with the upcoming Academy Awards ceremony.

Keywords: [gene hackman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gene-hackman.md), [carbon monoxide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-monoxide.md), [oscars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oscars.md), celebrity death, foul play

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Oscars Diversity, April Rain and #OscarsSoWhite (19:24–21:11)

Activist April Rain reflects on the ten-year anniversary of the #OscarsSoWhite movement, noting that minority representation in Academy Award nominations has increased from 9% in 2015 to 20% recently. While the Academy has diversified its voting membership, Rain argues that more progress is needed for behind-the-camera roles and production ownership.

Keywords: [academy awards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/academy-awards.md), april rain, oscarssowhite, [diversity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diversity.md), [film industry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/film-industry.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Dan Bongino, FBI Deputy Director Appointment (21:12–26:59)

Podcaster and former Secret Service agent Dan Bongino has been tapped as the Deputy Director of the FBI under Kash Patel. Media critics highlight Bongino's past rhetoric regarding "owning the libs" and his 2022 condemnation of the FBI as "irredeemably corrupt" following the Mar-a-Lago search. Bongino's background includes stints with the NYPD and the Secret Service, though critics question his lack of career federal leadership experience.

Keywords: [dan bongino](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dan-bongino.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [kash patel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kash-patel.md), [secret service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/secret-service.md), [nypd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nypd.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Met Gala 2025, Black Dandy Theme (27:00–34:01)

The 2025 Met Gala exhibition, titled "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style," will focus on the historical and cultural significance of the "Black Dandy." The theme explores how tailored attire was used by Black men from the 18th century to the Civil Rights era to demand respect and express identity. Figures like Frederick Douglass and W.E.B. Du Bois are cited as historical examples of using aesthetics as a form of resistance against oppression.

Keywords: [met gala](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/met-gala.md), black dandy, frederick douglass, w.e.b. du bois, [fashion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fashion.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Jesse Watters and Kevin McCarthy, Fox News Interaction (34:03–35:40)

Former Speaker Kevin McCarthy recently appeared on Jesse Watters' Fox News program, repeatedly referring to the show by its old title, "Watters' World." The interaction suggested a familiar but strained relationship between the two. Additionally, Watters' on-air exchange with Pam Bondi revealed they maintain a personal texting relationship outside of professional interviews.

Keywords: [jesse watters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jesse-watters.md), [kevin mccarthy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kevin-mccarthy.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), [pam bondi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pam-bondi.md), [media relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-relations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Met Gala Ticket Costs, Elitism Critique (35:40–39:30)

The Met Gala is criticized as an elitist event where individual tickets now cost $75,000, up from $50,000 in previous years. Tables for ten are priced at $350,000. Critics argue the event uses cultural themes like "Black Dandyism" to mask a fundamentally exclusionary and racist structure that serves only the ultra-wealthy and fashion elites featured in Vogue.

Keywords: [met gala](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/met-gala.md), [vogue](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vogue.md), ticket prices, [elitism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elitism.md), [fundraising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fundraising.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/13.md)

### 14. RFK Jr., Cabinet Meeting Body Language (39:31–41:41)

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. appeared visibly uncomfortable during a recent Trump administration cabinet meeting. Observers noted his lack of smiling and stiff demeanor, suggesting a genetic or cultural disconnect for a member of the Kennedy family serving in a Republican-led room. The meeting was described by some as resembling a corporate board read-through rather than a traditional government proceeding.

Keywords: [rfk jr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rfk-jr.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [cabinet meeting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cabinet-meeting.md), [body language](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/body-language.md), [democrats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democrats.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Measles Outbreak, Media Misinformation and Statistics (41:41–52:56)

Health officials in Texas reported a measles death in Lubbock, initially claiming it was the first in the U.S. in a decade. However, records show measles deaths occurred in 2016 and 2019, contradicting the "first in a decade" narrative. Media reports on vaccine efficacy have also fluctuated between 93% and 97%, while historical data shows the measles death rate has remained consistent at approximately 0.1% since before the vaccine's 1963 introduction.

Keywords: [measles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/measles.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [vaccine efficacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine-efficacy.md), [rfk jr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rfk-jr.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Pharmaceutical Marketing, Vaccine Promotion Tactics (52:56–59:39)

The current surge in measles reporting is attributed to a shift from CDC-led information to marketing-driven campaigns by Big Pharma. Critics argue that newsrooms are being used to promote vaccines through fear-based reporting, such as highlighting a mother's terror over a child who ultimately tested negative for the virus. The lack of coordination in efficacy statistics suggests a focus on airtime over data accuracy.

Keywords: [big pharma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-pharma.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [measles vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/measles-vaccine.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Bird Flu Pandemic Concerns, H5N1 Mutation (59:38–1:05:22)

Scientists are monitoring the H5N1 bird flu virus for potential human-to-human transmission, specifically the risk of the virus trading genetic material with the H1N1 seasonal flu. Canada has already purchased 500,000 doses of a human bird flu vaccine for high-risk workers. In the U.S., local authorities in New Jersey have used police tape to block off parks where dead geese tested positive for the virus, a move critics label as "terrorism" through fear.

Keywords: [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), [h5n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h5n1.md), [h1n1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h1n1.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [pandemic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pandemic.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Egg Prices, Poultry Industry Culling Policies (1:05:22–1:10:48)

Egg prices in the U.S. have spiked to over $8 per dozen due to USDA "stamping out" policies that require the culling of entire flocks within 48 hours of a single bird flu detection. One Michigan producer was forced to kill 6.5 million chickens. While some experts advocate for poultry vaccination, current trade concerns prevent its implementation. Notably, meat chicken prices remain stable as the outbreaks are concentrated in egg-laying facilities.

Keywords: [egg prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egg-prices.md), [usda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usda.md), [bird flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bird-flu.md), poultry farming, [brooke rollins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brooke-rollins.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Fossil Fuel Pivot, BP and Shell Strategy (1:10:48–1:14:26)

Major oil companies including BP, Shell, and Equinor are pivoting away from green energy commitments to refocus on fossil fuel production. BP announced a "reset" that increases fossil fuel investment to $10 billion annually while cutting renewable spending. Shell scrapped plans for a 45% carbon reduction by 2035, citing a lack of profitability in the green transition and a renewed focus on shareholder value.

Keywords: [bp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bp.md), [shell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shell.md), [fossil fuels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fossil-fuels.md), [net zero](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/net-zero.md), [green energy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/green-energy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/19.md)

### 20. US Oil Refineries, Light vs Heavy Crude (1:14:26–1:21:17)

CNN reports suggest that U.S. energy independence is hindered because domestic refineries are optimized for "heavy sour" crude (coffee grounds) rather than the "light sweet" crude (champagne) produced by American fracking. However, industry experts argue that sweet crude is easier for all refineries to process and that the narrative of incompatibility is used to undermine "drill baby drill" policies. Data shows the U.S. reached record production levels during the Biden administration despite green rhetoric.

Keywords: [crude oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crude-oil.md), [refineries](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refineries.md), [fracking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fracking.md), [energy independence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/energy-independence.md), [bill weir](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-weir.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/20.md)

### 21. White House Press Access, Gulf of America Dispute (1:21:17–1:26:40)

The Trump administration is moving to end the White House Press Association's monopoly on press pool access, intending to open the room to a broader range of outlets. A specific point of contention arose when the Associated Press refused to adopt the administration's preferred term, "Gulf of America," for the Gulf of Mexico. Critics of the current system argue the press pool has become a scripted "scam" that excludes independent journalists and bloggers.

Keywords: [white house press corps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house-press-corps.md), [associated press](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/associated-press.md), [gulf of mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gulf-of-mexico.md), [kash patel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kash-patel.md), [media access](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-access.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/21.md)

### 22. 2015 Media Strategy, Trump as Entertainer (1:26:40–1:28:02)

A retrospective look at the 2015 election cycle recalls the Huffington Post's decision to cover Donald Trump's campaign in the "Entertainment" section rather than "Politics." Ryan Grim, then the Washington bureau chief, argued Trump was not a serious candidate. This strategy is cited as a major media miscalculation that failed to recognize the political movement behind the candidate.

Keywords: [huffington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/huffington-post.md), [ryan grim](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ryan-grim.md), [2016 election](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/2016-election.md), [media coverage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-coverage.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/22.md)

### 23. US Gold Card, EB-5 Visa Rebrand (1:28:03–1:32:15)

President Trump announced a new "Gold Card" program for U.S. residency, priced at $5 million. The program is a rebrand of the existing EB-5 immigrant investor visa, which previously had a lower buy-in of $1 million to $1.8 million. While critics argue the program "sells the country" to wealthy individuals and potentially Russian oligarchs, supporters note that similar "golden visa" programs exist in Canada, the UK, and the EU.

Keywords: gold card, [eb-5 visa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eb-5-visa.md), [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md), [russian oligarchs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russian-oligarchs.md), [residency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/residency.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Principles First Summit, Anti-Trump Conservatives (1:32:16–1:35:43)

The "Principles First" summit in Washington D.C. gathered anti-Trump conservatives who advocate for a return to pre-Trump Republicanism. Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales spoke at the event, criticizing Trump's decision to pardon January 6 rioters as a "betrayal" of the Department of Justice. The group seeks to distance the conservative movement from "Trumpism."

Keywords: principles first, [alberto gonzales](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alberto-gonzales.md), [january 6](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/january-6.md), [pardons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pardons.md), [conservatism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conservatism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Joy Reid, Resistance to DOGE (1:35:44–1:39:21)

MSNBC's Joy Reid and other commentators are framing the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) as a source of "massive chaos and trauma" for federal workers. Critics of Elon Musk's role argue he is using the government to enrich himself and destroy agencies that investigate his companies. This "righteous indignation" is manifesting in local town hall protests against GOP members of Congress.

Keywords: [joy reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-reid.md), [doge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doge.md), [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md), [federal workers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-workers.md), [neoliberalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neoliberalism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Malicious Compliance, Federal Bureaucracy Tactics (1:39:21–1:43:46)

The term "malicious compliance" is being used to describe federal workers who follow rules so strictly that they deliberately hinder government function, such as locking restrooms at Yosemite National Park. This tactic, similar to a union "slowdown," is seen as a form of resistance against the Trump administration's efforts to reduce the federal workforce. Proponents of civil service reform argue this behavior justifies the implementation of Schedule F to make employees more accountable.

Keywords: malicious compliance, [federal workers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-workers.md), [yosemite](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yosemite.md), [schedule f](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/schedule-f.md), [unions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unions.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Government Spending, Economic Collapse Prediction (1:43:49–1:47:35)

Economist Gary Kaltbaum notes that federal spending has increased 60% since the year before COVID and quadrupled since 2000. Some analysts argue the vast federal bureaucracy has become a "giant jobs program" to prevent economic collapse. However, the continued accumulation of debt leads to predictions of a major economic correction or collapse by 2026 as the system becomes unsustainable.

Keywords: government debt, [inflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inflation.md), [jobs program](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jobs-program.md), [2026](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/2026.md), gary kaltbaum

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Roosevelt Hotel Closure, New York Migrant Crisis (1:47:37–1:50:45)

Mayor Eric Adams announced the Roosevelt Hotel in New York City will close as a migrant intake center in June 2025. The city has seen a decline in new arrivals following the implementation of 60-day stay limits and the purchase of 53,000 relocation tickets for migrants. Over 173,000 people passed through the hotel over the last two years, many from countries like Peru.

Keywords: [roosevelt hotel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roosevelt-hotel.md), [eric adams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-adams.md), [migrants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/migrants.md), [peru](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peru.md), work authorization

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/28.md)

### 29. HIAS Refugee Resettlement, Federal Funding Dispute (1:50:46–1:59:15)

The Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society (HIAS) is suing the Trump administration over the suspension of the U.S. Refugee Admissions Program. HIAS President Mark Hetfield argues the freeze is a "dismantlement" of a system established in 1980. While HIAS claims to be a faith-based non-profit, tax filings show the organization received $128 million in 2023, with significant portions going toward executive salaries, leading to accusations that resettlement is a "giant scam" funded by taxpayers.

Keywords: hias, refugee act of 1980, mark hetfield, [990 forms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/990-forms.md), [resettlement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/resettlement.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Deportation Stopovers, Costa Rica and Panama (1:59:16–2:04:25)

The Trump administration is using Costa Rica and Panama as "temporary bridges" for deporting unauthorized migrants, including families from China, Vietnam, and Taiwan. These countries serve as stopovers for migrants whose home nations lack direct diplomatic ties with the U.S. for repatriation. Critics highlight the "trauma" of holding families in tropical facilities, while the administration views the strategy as a necessary "deportation machinery."

Keywords: [costa rica](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costa-rica.md), [panama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/panama.md), [deportation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deportation.md), [darien gap](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darien-gap.md), [marco rubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marco-rubio.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Reverse Migration, Border Crossing Decline (2:04:30–2:06:22)

Illegal border crossings have plummeted to levels not seen since early 2021, a trend attributed to strict new policies and the phenomenon of "reverse migration." Migrants from Venezuela and Colombia who were waiting in Mexico are reportedly returning home to avoid the risk of deportation. The cancellation of smartphone-based asylum applications has further discouraged irregular migration through the Darien Gap.

Keywords: reverse migration, [darien gap](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darien-gap.md), [mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexico.md), [asylum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asylum.md), [border security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/border-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Pam Bondi, Jeffrey Epstein Files Release (2:06:23–2:11:00)

Attorney General Pam Bondi issued a formal directive to FBI Director Kash Patel to release the full Jeffrey Epstein investigative files by February 28, 2025. This follows Bondi's public claims that the files contain "horrific" information. While the FBI initially released 22 documents containing references to child prostitution, Bondi's letter reveals that the New York field office had previously withheld thousands of pages of flight logs and contact lists.

Keywords: [pam bondi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pam-bondi.md), [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [kash patel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kash-patel.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [flight logs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flight-logs.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/32.md)

### 33. No Agenda Community, Ashland Speed Racing (2:11:02–2:16:04)

The No Agenda podcast continues its "value for value" model through community-driven promotion, including a "No Agenda" sticker on the Ashland Speed Mazda MX-5 racing car. The racing team has launched a merchandise site featuring t-shirts with the show's logo. The hosts emphasize that the show survives through the time, talent, and treasure of its "producers" rather than traditional advertising.

Keywords: [ashland speed](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ashland-speed.md), mazda mx-5, [podcast promotion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-promotion.md), [stickers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stickers.md), [racing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Nurse Injector, Botox and GLP-1 Clarification (2:16:05–2:20:57)

Listeners clarified the role of a "nurse injector," a term used for medical professionals certified to administer Botox and fillers. The "aesthetic nurse injector" featured in recent media was likely an expert in cosmetic procedures rather than a general health expert. This context explains her warnings against "black market" GLP-1 weight loss drugs, as many aesthetic offices now offer semaglutide as a side service.

Keywords: nurse injector, [botox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/botox.md), [glp-1](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glp-1.md), [semaglutide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/semaglutide.md), [aesthetics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aesthetics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/34.md)

### 35. No Agenda Art, AI Generation Challenges (2:20:59–2:23:45)

The podcast's artwork, including the "Wild Boar Burger" and "Nurse Injector" pieces, is created by community artists using a mix of traditional methods and AI. Hosts note that current AI generators, such as Microsoft's tools, still struggle with rendering specific text like "Curry" and "Dvorak" accurately. Artists often have to manually refine AI-generated outlines to produce high-quality final products.

Keywords: [ai art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai-art.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [graphic design](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/graphic-design.md), wild boar burger, [podcast artwork](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-artwork.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/35.md)

### 36. AI Gibber Link, Ham Radio Protocol (2:23:45–2:27:25)

A viral video claiming two AIs developed a secret high-speed language called "Gibber Link" is debunked as a parlor trick using old ham radio protocols. The audio heard in the video is actually a low-baud digital mode, likely PSK31 or Olivia, which has been used by amateur radio operators for decades. The demonstration was a hackathon project that used simple audio-to-text processing rather than a new AI-evolved communication method.

Keywords: [ai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai.md), gibber link, [ham radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md), psk31, digital communication

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Executive Producer Credits, AMBR.link and Martini History (2:27:29–2:37:58)

New executive producers are recognized, including Sir MFNFT and Dame Anne of Gray Rock. Producer Maria from the UK introduced AMBR.link, a blockchain-based tool designed to protect human intellectual property from AI "slop" theft. Additionally, Leon Atkinson, author of a play about the history of the Martini, confirmed the cocktail was originally invented in Martinez, California, by a local bartender.

Keywords: [executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producer.md), [blockchain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blockchain.md), [martini](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/martini.md), martinez, [intellectual property](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intellectual-property.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Gigawatt Coffee, Joy Reid and Technical Difficulties (2:37:59–2:44:19)

The show acknowledges its sponsors and community contributors, including Eli the Coffee Guy from Gigawatt Coffee. Discussion touches on the transition of media figures like Dan Bongino into government and Joy Reid into full-time TikTok content. The hosts also address technical difficulties during the live broadcast that required significant troubleshooting before the "value for value" segment.

Keywords: [gigawatt coffee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gigawatt-coffee.md), [dan bongino](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dan-bongino.md), [joy reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-reid.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [live stream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/live-stream.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Longshoremen Labor Contract, $69 Hourly Wage (2:44:20–2:47:02)

The International Longshoremen Association (ILA) overwhelmingly approved a new six-year labor contract, ending the threat of port strikes from Maine to Texas. The deal includes a 60% pay increase over the term, bringing the hourly wage for dock workers to $69 by the end of the contract. The agreement also addresses concerns regarding port automation, establishing what the union calls a "gold standard" for blue-collar labor.

Keywords: international longshoremen association, [harold daggett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harold-daggett.md), [labor strike](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/labor-strike.md), [automation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/automation.md), [wages](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wages.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/39.md)

### 40. NATO Defense Spending, UK 2.5% Commitment (2:47:03–2:50:03)

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer announced the UK will move its defense spending target of 2.5% of GDP forward to 2027. To fund the £13.4 billion annual increase, the UK will cut overseas development aid by 40%. This move comes as President Trump pressures European allies to increase spending to 5% of GDP, noting that only seven NATO members currently meet the 2% minimum. Poland remains the top spender at 4.7% of GDP.

Keywords: [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [keir starmer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keir-starmer.md), [gdp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gdp.md), [defense spending](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/defense-spending.md), [poland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poland.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Ukraine Mineral Deal, $500 Billion Reconstruction (2:50:04–2:53:12)

Ukraine and the U.S. have reached a tentative deal for the joint exploitation of Ukraine's mineral resources, including lithium, titanium, and graphite. The agreement involves a fund where Ukraine contributes 50% of revenues to repay the U.S. for military and economic aid. While the World Bank estimates reconstruction costs at over $500 billion, the new deal focuses on using Ukraine's natural wealth as collateral for security guarantees.

Keywords: [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [rare earth metals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rare-earth-metals.md), [lithium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lithium.md), [titanium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/titanium.md), [mineral resources](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mineral-resources.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Zelensky Peace Negotiations, Frozen Russian Assets (2:53:13–2:57:05)

President Volodymyr Zelensky indicated he is willing to step down if it secures a peace deal and NATO membership for Ukraine. Negotiations involve the potential use of $300 billion in frozen Russian assets to fund Ukrainian reconstruction. Zelensky is scheduled to fly to Washington to meet with President Trump, amid speculation that he may eventually seek permanent residency in the U.S. to ensure his safety.

Keywords: [volodymyr zelensky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/volodymyr-zelensky.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [russian assets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russian-assets.md), [peace deal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peace-deal.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Passport Gender Markers, Executive Order Impact (2:57:06–3:01:26)

A new executive order mandating that the federal government recognize only male and female sexes has impacted passport applications for transgender and intersex individuals. Some applicants report that their gender markers were not updated despite court orders, while others have had their applications suspended indefinitely. The ACLU has filed a lawsuit challenging the State Department's policy, which critics label an "informal travel ban" for non-binary citizens.

Keywords: [passports](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/passports.md), [gender identity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gender-identity.md), [executive order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-order.md), intersex, [aclu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aclu.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Jamie Lee Curtis, Hermaphrodite Anecdote (3:01:27–3:03:56)

A personal anecdote from the 1980s recalls an interview with actress Jamie Lee Curtis at her home. During the conversation, Curtis reportedly claimed she was born a hermaphrodite and that her parents chose a female identity for her, though she questioned if it was the correct choice. This story is shared in the context of current discussions regarding intersex traits and gender identity.

Keywords: [jamie lee curtis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jamie-lee-curtis.md), [mtv awards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv-awards.md), fish called wanda, [anecdote](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anecdote.md), intersex

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/44.md)

### 45. NFL Tush Push, Competition Committee Dispute (3:03:58–3:07:01)

The Green Bay Packers have filed a motion to ban the "tush push" (or "brotherly shove") play in the NFL, citing safety concerns and unfair advantages. The play, used most effectively by the Philadelphia Eagles and Buffalo Bills, has an 87% conversion rate. Critics argue the play is essentially a modified quarterback sneak that relies on the extreme physical strength of specific players rather than a flaw in the rules.

Keywords: [nfl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nfl.md), tush push, [green bay packers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/green-bay-packers.md), [philadelphia eagles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/philadelphia-eagles.md), [buffalo bills](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/buffalo-bills.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Poop Pills, Pancreatic Cancer Research (3:07:02–3:08:41)

Medical researchers in Canada are conducting a phase one study using "poop pills" (fecal transplants) to improve survival rates for pancreatic cancer patients. The study involves patients consuming odorless capsules containing microbes from healthy donors to help fight tumors during chemotherapy. Researchers are actively seeking "golden poop" donors, as only one in 43 samples meets the high quality standards required for the treatment.

Keywords: fecal transplant, poop pills, [pancreatic cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pancreatic-cancer.md), [chemotherapy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemotherapy.md), [medical research](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-research.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Washington Post, Jeff Bezos Opinion Shift (3:08:42–3:10:16)

Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos announced the paper's opinion section will pivot to focus on defending personal liberties and free markets. Bezos argued that broad-based opinion sections are redundant in the internet age. Following the announcement, Opinion Editor David Shipley resigned. Critics view the move as a rightward shift intended to align the publication with the Trump administration's priorities.

Keywords: [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md), [jeff bezos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-bezos.md), david shipley, free markets, [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Knighting Ceremony, Sir Joshua Baker (3:10:16–3:19:17)

Joshua Baker is knighted as "Sir Joshua Baker" following a $1,000 donation to the podcast. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" list and the granting of a No Agenda ring. Other donors are recognized for their contributions, including those celebrating birthdays and those seeking "investment karma" or "de-douching" through the value-for-value model.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), joshua baker, [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [community](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/community.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/48.md)

### 49. Howard Lutnick, US Postal Service Census Proposal (3:19:17–3:21:43)

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick proposed a plan to use the U.S. Postal Service to conduct the national census, potentially saving $40 billion every ten years. Lutnick argues that since postal workers already visit every household daily, they could count residents and provide customer service for Social Security forms. The proposal aims to utilize existing government assets more efficiently to reduce federal spending.

Keywords: [howard lutnick](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/howard-lutnick.md), [usps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usps.md), [census](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/census.md), [commerce department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commerce-department.md), [social security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/49.md)

### 50. FBI Vault, Epstein Document Release (3:21:43–3:23:33)

The FBI has officially released the first 22 documents from the Jeffrey Epstein investigative files on its public "Vault" website. The release follows a directive from Attorney General Pam Bondi. Initial reviews of the documents show explicit references to child prostitution and other criminal activities. The files were posted on the social media platform X (formerly Twitter) as the public began analyzing the newly available data.

Keywords: fbi vault, [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [child prostitution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/child-prostitution.md), [documents](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/documents.md), x

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/50.md)

### 51. No Agenda Meetups, Portland and Georgia Reports (3:23:34–3:29:09)

The No Agenda community reports on recent meetups, including a gathering of the "Oregon Local 33" in Portland. Upcoming events are announced for Alpharetta, Georgia; Wilmington, California; and Albuquerque, New Mexico. These producer-organized meetups are free to attend and serve as a way for listeners to connect and build local networks within "Gitmo Nation."

Keywords: [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [portland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portland.md), [georgia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/georgia.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [community events](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/community-events.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/51.md)

### 52. John's Tip of the Day, Zeus and Tony C's Seasoning (3:29:10–3:34:43)

John's "Tip of the Day" recommends "Zeus," a proprietary Greek seasoning blend that works well on eggs, meats, and stews. The discussion also highlights "Tony C's" (Tony Chachere's) as the essential seasoning for Southern-style cooking. Additionally, a producer-created product called "Both," which pre-mixes salt and pepper in a consistent grind, is praised for its convenience and quality.

Keywords: zeus seasoning, tony chachere, [cooking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cooking.md), greek seasoning, both

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/52.md)

### 53. Outro, Antony Blinken Kiev Bar Performance (3:34:43–3:39:28)

The episode concludes with a critique of Secretary of State Antony Blinken's televised performance playing guitar with a rock band in a Kiev bar. Critics argue the "staged" event failed to project a message of wartime desperation and instead appeared as a tone-deaf media stunt. The hosts sign off with a reminder of the next broadcast on Sunday and a final "adios mofos."

Keywords: [antony blinken](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antony-blinken.md), [kiev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kiev.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), rock band, [media deconstruction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-deconstruction.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1742-golden-poop/chapter/53.md)

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