# Flying Upside Down > A suspicious surge of private jets at Port-au-Prince airport and allegations of man-made earthquakes collide with Ron Paul’s warnings of a CIA-led coup against the American government. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 167 - **Published:** 2010-01-21 - **Length:** 1h 57m - **Topics:** [Haiti earthquake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti-earthquake.md), Tectonic weapons, CIA coup, [Citizens United](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/citizens-united.md), Chantix side effects, Southcom drills, [Ron Paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md) - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down ## About this episode Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez accused the United States Navy of triggering the devastating Haiti earthquake using a tectonic weapon, a claim that coincides with reports of a Southcom disaster relief drill occurring just one day prior to the event. Analysis of flight data from Port-au-Prince airport reveals a suspicious influx of private executive jets and petroleum industry aircraft from companies like Mardon Inc, which appeared to take priority over heavy cargo planes carrying international aid. These anomalies suggest a strategic interest in Haitian oil reserves rather than a purely humanitarian mission. In the United States, Congressman Ron Paul alleged during a Campaign for Liberty event that the CIA has effectively staged a coup against the military, operating as a self-funded entity through the Federal Reserve and the global drug trade. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court's Citizens United v. FEC ruling has cleared the way for unlimited corporate spending in elections, a move critics argue will allow entities like Monsanto to dominate political discourse. In the pharmaceutical sector, a new public service campaign regarding secondhand smoke is identified as a potential marketing meme designed to drive sales for Pfizer's drug Chantix, despite reports of psychotic breaks and suicidal ideation linked to the medication. The cultural landscape remains equally fraught as Royal Caribbean's Independence of the Seas continued luxury stops at a private Haitian beach while armed guards patrolled the perimeter near earthquake ruins. The Hope for Haiti Now telethon, featuring Bruce Springsteen and Wyclef Jean, is viewed as an ego-driven exercise that fails to address long-term systemic issues or domestic unemployment. In a lighter but equally absurd moment, the Swedish Necrophilia Association exposed the lack of donor due diligence by successfully launching a Facebook fundraising hoax that attracted 200,000 members before being revealed as a prank. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/transcript.md. ### 1. Val Communications, Executive Producer Donation from Canada (0:01–2:36) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 167 of No Agenda from San Francisco on January 21, 2010. They acknowledge a $222.22 donation from Val Communications, a company based in Toronto, Canada. The donor requested the credit be read in a Russian accent, leading to a discussion about the company's new status as an executive producer. Keywords: val communications, [toronto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toronto.md), [executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producer.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), russian accent [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Australian Broadcasting Company, Maynard's Subliminal Radio Propaganda (2:37–9:19) The hosts discuss PR associates and the use of stickers for guerrilla marketing in Boston and New York. They play clips from Maynard, a broadcaster at the Australian Broadcasting Company, who successfully inserted show catchphrases like "in the morning" and "two to the head" into a mainstream segment about horticulture. This is highlighted as an effective example of subliminal propaganda. Keywords: [maynard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maynard.md), australian broadcasting company, [radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/radio.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [stickers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stickers.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Hugo Chavez, US Earthquake Weapon Claims (9:20–14:25) Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez accused the United States Navy of using a weapon to induce the earthquake in Haiti as a drill for a future attack on Iran. The hosts compare these claims to their own previous discussions regarding tectonic weaponry. They suggest Chavez may be receiving this information from Russian intelligence sources. Keywords: [hugo chavez](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hugo-chavez.md), [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [earthquake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earthquake.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [venezuela](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venezuela.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Southcom, Haiti Earthquake Relief Drill Coincidence (14:25–17:38) Reports indicate that the US Southern Command (Southcom) was conducting a disaster relief drill for a Haitian hurricane scenario the day before the actual earthquake struck. This coincidence is compared to similar drills held during 9/11 and the 7/7 London bombings. Additionally, the discovery of massive oil reserves in Haiti is discussed as a potential motive for US involvement. Keywords: [southcom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/southcom.md), disaster drill, [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [earthquake](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earthquake.md), [oil reserves](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-reserves.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/4.md) ### 5. Port-au-Prince Airport, Private Jet Traffic Suspicion (17:39–24:03) Analysis of flight data from the Port-au-Prince airport (MTPP) via FlightAware reveals a high volume of private executive jets and small aircraft rather than heavy cargo planes. One specific aircraft, registered to Mardon Inc, a petroleum refinery and oil discovery company, was spotted on the tarmac. The hosts question why luxury aircraft and oil industry planes are prioritized over international relief supplies. Keywords: [flightaware](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flightaware.md), [port-au-prince](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/port-au-prince.md), [private jets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/private-jets.md), mardon inc, relief efforts [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Royal Caribbean, Independence of the Seas Haiti Barbecue (24:04–26:41) The Royal Caribbean cruise ship Independence of the Seas continued its scheduled stop at a private fenced-in beach in Labadee, Haiti, shortly after the earthquake. Passengers participated in water sports and barbecues while armed guards patrolled the perimeter. The cruise line defended the stop as a humanitarian call because the ship delivered 40 pallets of supplies. Keywords: [royal caribbean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/royal-caribbean.md), independence of the seas, labadee, [haiti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiti.md), [cruise ship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cruise-ship.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Hope for Haiti Now, Celebrity Benefit Concert Skepticism (26:42–32:13) The "Hope for Haiti Now" telethon, produced by Joel Gallen and featuring celebrities like Wyclef Jean and Bruce Springsteen, is criticized as an ego-driven exercise. The hosts argue that past benefit concerts like Live Aid and relief for Katrina victims failed to provide long-term solutions. They express frustration with the focus on international aid while domestic unemployment and homelessness remain high. Keywords: hope for haiti now, [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [wyclef jean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wyclef-jean.md), [george clooney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-clooney.md), [benefit concert](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benefit-concert.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/7.md) ### 8. Swedish Necrophilia Association, Facebook Donation Hoax (32:14–35:26) A Facebook group claiming to raise funds for Haitian earthquake victims gained 200,000 members before being revealed as a hoax by the "Swedish Necrophilia Association." The group claimed funds would be used to ensure bodies brought back from Haiti were in "good shape." This event is used to illustrate the lack of due diligence by donors during humanitarian crises. Keywords: [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [hoax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hoax.md), [necrophilia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/necrophilia.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Logistics, Airport Tarmac Congestion in Haiti (35:26–38:07) The physical limitations of the Port-au-Prince airport are discussed, specifically the lack of tarmac space to park incoming aircraft. While some organizations like Kendrick Motorsports provided large planes for cargo, the hosts reiterate that the high percentage of executive aircraft slots is suspicious. They call for more transparency regarding the actual distribution of aid. Keywords: airport logistics, [tarmac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tarmac.md), relief cargo, executive aircraft, [port-au-prince](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/port-au-prince.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Human Target, Fox TV Technical Inaccuracies (38:07–47:15) A segment from the Fox television show "Human Target" is critiqued for its extreme technical inaccuracies regarding aviation and computing. The scene depicts characters flying an Airbus upside down while attempting to "reboot" the flight computer using a laptop and a "skeleton key" USB stick. The hosts mock the premise that flight management software could be downloaded via Wi-Fi mid-flight. Keywords: human target, [fox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox.md), [fly-by-wire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fly-by-wire.md), [airbus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airbus.md), [technical errors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technical-errors.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/10.md) ### 11. Secondhand Smoke, Pfizer Marketing Memes (47:16–49:07) A new public service announcement campaign regarding secondhand smoke leaking through light fixtures and floorboards is identified as a potential marketing "meme." The hosts suggest this campaign is designed to create legislative pressure that ultimately benefits Pfizer's smoking cessation drug, Chantix. They argue that socialized healthcare will lead to further restrictions on smoking in private homes. Keywords: secondhand smoke, [pfizer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pfizer.md), [chantix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chantix.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [smoking ban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smoking-ban.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Chantix Side Effects, Carter Albrecht and Suicide Risks (49:08–54:02) The dangerous side effects of the drug Chantix are discussed, including the case of musician Carter Albrecht, who was shot by a neighbor during a drug-induced psychotic break. Listener emails describe extreme behavioral changes and suicidal ideation while taking the medication. One listener reports that returning to smoking pure tobacco helped stabilize a girlfriend suffering from Chantix-related mental instability. Keywords: [chantix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chantix.md), [pfizer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pfizer.md), carter albrecht, [side effects](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/side-effects.md), [suicide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/suicide.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Donor Acknowledgments, No Agenda Value-for-Value (54:02–57:21) The hosts read the names of recent donors who contributed $50 or more to the show. They mention Nicholas Wallace, who sacrificed his Netflix account to donate, and Sonya Fair. They encourage listeners to support the program directly through the "value-for-value" model, noting that donations often dip during holidays or major international disasters like the Haiti earthquake. Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [john kelly](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kelly.md), ricky pierce, sonya fair [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Norway Spiral, HAARP and Tectonic Anomalies (57:22–1:00:43) New images from Norway show atmospheric waveforms that the hosts link to HAARP (High-Frequency Active Auroral Research Program). They argue these "sound waves" in the sky are evidence of electromagnetic waves being used to vibrate the Earth's crust. Similar anomalies were reportedly seen on seismographs prior to the Haiti earthquake, supporting the theory of man-made tectonic events. Keywords: [norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway.md), [haarp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haarp.md), [ionosphere](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ionosphere.md), seismograph, [earthquake machine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/earthquake-machine.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/14.md) ### 15. AB InBev Strike, Iceland Financial Crisis (1:00:44–1:04:39) A strike at AB InBev has led to beer shortages in Europe, particularly affecting Belgian brands. In Amsterdam, new regulations are closing the Red Light District at night and raising the age limit for workers. Meanwhile, Iceland faces total economic collapse and potential revolution as the government attempts to pay back the UK and Netherlands for the Icesave bank failure under IMF pressure. Keywords: [ab inbev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ab-inbev.md), [iceland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iceland.md), [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), beer strike [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Ron Paul, CIA Coup Allegations (1:04:40–1:07:50) Congressman Ron Paul stated during a Campaign for Liberty event in Atlanta that the CIA has effectively committed a coup against the US military. Paul alleged that the CIA operates as a government unto itself, funded by the Federal Reserve and involved in the international drug trade. The hosts discuss the significance of a sitting congressman making such bold claims. Keywords: [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md), [drug trade](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-trade.md), [military coup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-coup.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Christmas Bomber, Miranda Rights and Waterboarding Debate (1:07:52–1:12:16) The interrogation of the "Christmas Bomber" (Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab) is discussed following a C-SPAN inquiry. Officials including Janet Napolitano and Dennis Blair were questioned about the decision to Mirandize the suspect rather than using "extra-military" interrogation techniques like waterboarding. The hosts also briefly mention a 2.5 magnitude earthquake that occurred in Milpitas, California. Keywords: christmas bomber, [miranda rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miranda-rights.md), [janet napolitano](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-napolitano.md), [waterboarding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/waterboarding.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Scott Brown, Massachusetts Senate Election Theater (1:12:16–1:17:00) The election of Republican Scott Brown to the US Senate seat formerly held by Ted Kennedy is analyzed as political theater. Brown, a former model and state senator, is described as a "clean-cut" alternative to the struggling Obama administration. The hosts question the "common man" meme surrounding Brown and his pickup truck, noting that the founding fathers were actually intellectual elites. Keywords: [scott brown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scott-brown.md), martha coakley, [massachusetts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/massachusetts.md), [tea party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tea-party.md), [republicans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republicans.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Healthcare Bill, Insurance Stock Pump and Dump (1:17:01–1:25:13) The loss of the Democratic supermajority in the Senate is discussed in the context of healthcare reform. The hosts suggest the entire legislative process may have been a "pump and dump" scheme for health insurance stocks, which reached 52-week highs before the Massachusetts election. They also speculate that a potential Republican filibuster would be turned into a media reality show. Keywords: [healthcare reform](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-reform.md), [insurance stocks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insurance-stocks.md), [filibuster](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/filibuster.md), [public option](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-option.md), [etf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/etf.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Citizens United, Supreme Court Corporate Speech Ruling (1:25:14–1:28:22) The US Supreme Court issued a landmark 5-4 ruling in Citizens United v. FEC, overturning restrictions on corporate and union spending for political campaign ads. The hosts argue this decision effectively ends American democracy by allowing corporations like Monsanto to flood the airwaves with repetitious advertising. Justice Sonia Sotomayor's dissent is noted. Keywords: [supreme court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supreme-court.md), [citizens united](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/citizens-united.md), [corporate personhood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corporate-personhood.md), [campaign finance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign-finance.md), [ads](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ads.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/20.md) ### 21. World Health Organization, Global Tax Proposals (1:28:26–1:32:05) The World Health Organization (WHO) released a report proposing new global taxes to fund health research and technology transfers. Proposals include a 10% tax on the arms trade, a financial transaction tax for online bill payments, and a "digital tax" based on internet bandwidth usage. The hosts criticize the WHO's leadership and its handling of the H1N1 pandemic levels. Keywords: [who](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/who.md), [global tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-tax.md), bandwidth tax, [arms trade](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arms-trade.md), [pandemic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pandemic.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Universal Voter Legislation, Education Policy Failures (1:32:05–1:37:32) New "Universal Voter" legislation aims to automatically register citizens to vote using various government and commercial lists, which the hosts argue will facilitate voter fraud. They also critique President Obama for failing to prioritize education reform despite his campaign promises, suggesting the administration prefers an uneducated electorate that is easier to manipulate. Keywords: [voter registration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voter-registration.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md), [voter fraud](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voter-fraud.md), paul weyrich [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Michelle Malkin, Ron Paul Smear Campaign (1:37:32–1:39:49) Conservative commentator Michelle Malkin is criticized for smearing Ron Paul as a "conspiracy theorist" following his comments about the CIA. The hosts suggest Malkin's rhetoric is part of a "COINTELPRO" effort to marginalize Paul and prevent his ideas from gaining traction within the Republican Party or mainstream media. Keywords: [michelle malkin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-malkin.md), [ron paul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ron-paul.md), [cointelpro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cointelpro.md), [smear campaign](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smear-campaign.md), [gop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gop.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Golden Globes, NBC Universal Award Bias (1:39:49–1:44:05) The 67th Golden Globe Awards are discussed, with a focus on host Ricky Gervais and his jokes at the expense of NBC. The hosts observe that winners from NBC Universal properties were allowed to speak longer than those from other networks. They also note the heavy product placement for Stella Artois during the broadcast. Keywords: [golden globes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golden-globes.md), [ricky gervais](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ricky-gervais.md), [nbc universal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-universal.md), [mad men](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mad-men.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/167-flying-upside-down/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Charles Krauthammer, Israel and Iran Conflict Scenarios (1:44:05–1:50:23) Charles Krauthammer spoke at the Heritage Foundation, predicting that Israel will eventually launch a preemptive strike against Iranian nuclear facilities. Krauthammer outlined a "grave" scenario involving oil price spikes and regional war. Adam Curry counters this with a theory that a "natural disaster" (induced earthquake) will occur in Iran, allowing the US and Israel to occupy the country under the guise of relief. 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