# Openers

> A massive chronological archive curated by Rich Koning traces the evolution of media deconstruction from vintage reel-to-reel recordings to the era of pandemic skepticism.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1584
- **Published:** 2023-08-24
- **Length:** 1h 39m
- **Topics:** Rich Koning, [Reel-to-Reel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reel-to-reel.md), Voice of Terror, [Bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), Gimmo Nation, [COVID-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), [Value-for-Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers

## About this episode

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak present a massive archival retrospective curated by producer Rich Koning, charting the evolution of media deconstruction from the late 2000s through the modern era. The special features a chronological montage of show openings, beginning with the technical hurdles of the early Teac multi-track and Sony 777 reel-to-reel era. This collection serves as a historical record of the program's transition from Drupal-based experiments to a global Value-for-Value powerhouse.

The archive captures pivotal moments including early skepticism of Bitcoin, the rise of TSA body scanners under Janet Napolitano, and the satirical Voice of Terror propaganda parodies. Rich Koning meticulously timestamped segments covering the 2020 COVID-19 lockdowns, the Jeffrey Toobin Zoom scandal, and the emergence of the Mandela Effect in popular culture. Technical artifacts from the pre-show stream reveal the hosts managing Skype bandwidth and noise gates while debating the merits of recording directly to MP3 during remote broadcasts from Texas and California.

Musical satire remains a core pillar of the retrospective, featuring the Gimmo Nation National Anthem and the Slaves of Europe jingle. John C. Dvorak offers a lucky Powerball tip with the number 17 while Adam Curry reflects on the days of deer antler spray and drone journalism experiments. The compilation concludes with a look at the post-pandemic landscape of vaccine mandates and cancel culture before the regular Sunday schedule resumes.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/transcript.md.

### 1. Reel-to-Reel Tape Recorders, Vintage Audio Equipment (0:00–2:29)

The hosts discuss the history and current market value of vintage reel-to-reel tape recorders, noting that prices for high-end units have risen significantly over the last decade. One host describes owning a 10-inch Teac multi-track machine while the other recalls an early Teac mixer with a built-in four-track recorder from the late 1980s. They reference specific models like the Sony 777 and the Reeboks as they compare notes on legacy analog recording formats.

Keywords: [reel-to-reel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reel-to-reel.md), teac, sony 777, audio tape, vintage electronics

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/1.md)

### 2. No Agenda Best-of Special, Rich Koning Archive (2:30–5:34)

Adam Curry announces a special "best-of" episode of No Agenda while traveling back to the Texas Hill Country from vacation. The episode features a massive compilation of show openings from episode 110 to 1400, curated and timestamped by producer Rich Koning in 2019. The hosts credit Koning for his extensive effort in organizing the artwork and chapter markers for hundreds of historical segments.

Keywords: rich koning, best-of, podcast openings, [archive](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archive.md), [texas hill country](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-hill-country.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/2.md)

### 3. No Agenda Classic Openings, Episodes 100-300 (5:35–9:28)

A montage of early No Agenda openings features various soundbites, including technical difficulties, jokes about Drupal websites, and early catchphrases. The clips highlight the show's evolution from its first few hundred episodes, including a segment where the hosts realize a previous show failed to record properly. These snippets capture the raw, unedited nature of the program's early years in the late 2000s.

Keywords: classic clips, [soundbites](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soundbites.md), [podcast history](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-history.md), [media assassination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-assassination.md), [archive](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archive.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Voice of Terror, Propaganda Radio Parody (9:28–10:17)

A dramatic archival clip features "The Voice of Terror," a persona warning the people of Britain about impending doom and secret airplane factories. The segment utilizes classic radio drama tropes to simulate wartime propaganda, referencing "Operative 41" and "Operative 23" as agents of chaos. This recurring soundbite is a staple of the show's historical audio library.

Keywords: voice of terror, [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [radio drama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/radio-drama.md), operative 41, [britain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/britain.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Media Deconstruction Montage, Early Political Commentary (10:17–20:59)

A rapid-fire sequence of clips from the 2010-2012 era covers topics ranging from TSA body scanners to early climate change skepticism. The montage includes mentions of Janet Napolitano, Barack Obama, and the "poop police," reflecting the show's long-standing focus on government overreach and media narratives. The segment concludes with the "Media Assassination" theme song.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [janet napolitano](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/janet-napolitano.md), [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [media manipulation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-manipulation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/5.md)

### 6. No Agenda Jingle, Slaves of Europe (21:01–26:54)

The compilation continues with musical transitions and clips regarding European economic policy and social control. One segment features a satirical "Slaves of Europe" announcement regarding taxation and the "hunger winter" of 1945. Other clips touch on mental health statistics in the EU and a humorous anecdote about meeting the Queen.

Keywords: [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md), slaves of europe, [hunger winter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hunger-winter.md), [mental health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mental-health.md), [queen elizabeth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queen-elizabeth.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Pre-Show Stream Artifacts, Technical Production Notes (26:55–36:11)

The archive captures various "pre-show" moments where the hosts discuss technical logistics, such as recording directly to MP3 and managing Skype bandwidth. They debate the use of a noise gate to filter out background wind noise and acknowledge the live stream audience in the chat room. These clips provide a "behind the curtain" look at the show's production challenges during remote broadcasts.

Keywords: pre-show, [live stream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/live-stream.md), [skype](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skype.md), [bandwidth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bandwidth.md), [noise gate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/noise-gate.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Global News Clips, Bitcoin and Tech Skepticism (36:13–43:42)

A series of clips explores diverse subjects including the University of Nebraska's drone journalism experiments and early skepticism toward Bitcoin, which is compared to "Beanie Babies." The montage also touches on international news from China and Brazil, as well as humorous asides about "deer antler spray" and curling athletes doping.

Keywords: [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [drone journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drone-journalism.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [cat food](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cat-food.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/8.md)

### 9. No Agenda National Anthem, Gimmo Nation (43:42–45:19)

The hosts present the "Gimmo Nation National Anthem," a satirical song about being "distracted slaves" of legacy media. The segment includes a mock advertisement for "Mac and Cheese by Ayn Rand," framed as essential survival food for the burgeoning police state. This section highlights the show's use of musical satire to critique consumerism and government reliance.

Keywords: [national anthem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-anthem.md), gimmo nation, [legacy media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legacy-media.md), [ayn rand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ayn-rand.md), [mac and cheese](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mac-and-cheese.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Donation Requests, Powerball Number 17 (45:19–54:47)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak pause the clip montage to remind listeners that the show relies entirely on the "Value-for-Value" model. They encourage listeners to donate via dvorak.org/na and include a note mentioning they listened to this specific "best-of" episode. Dvorak jokingly suggests listeners use the number 17 for the Powerball as a way to prove they were paying attention.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [powerball](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/powerball.md), rich koning, [podcast support](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-support.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/10.md)

### 11. International Espionage, Cultural Commentary Clips (54:49–1:02:29)

The montage resumes with clips discussing the geography of Transnistria, the outing of Tim Cook, and the rise of the Islamic State. Technical commentary includes a mention of the U.S. Navy running on Windows XP and the absurdity of modern spy agencies. The segments reflect the mid-2010s news cycle, focusing on cybersecurity and geopolitical shifts.

Keywords: [transnistria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transnistria.md), [tim cook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tim-cook.md), [islamic state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/islamic-state.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), xp

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Conspiracy Theories, Social Engineering Soundbites (1:02:31–1:10:57)

A collection of clips focuses on social phenomena and fringe theories, including the Mandela Effect and the "Stargate" remaining open. The hosts mock various media panics regarding Russian influence on children and the advent of sex robots. These snippets illustrate the show's method of deconstructing "fear porn" and social engineering tactics used in mainstream news.

Keywords: [mandela effect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandela-effect.md), [stargate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stargate.md), russians, [sex robots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sex-robots.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Trump Era, Millennial Critique Clips (1:10:58–1:18:51)

The archive moves into the late 2010s, featuring commentary on Donald Trump, the "Mandela Effect," and the rise of Millennial culture. One clip features a claim that "Q invented Bitcoin," while others mock the reporting styles of MSNBC and the perceived sensitivities of younger generations. The segments highlight the increasing polarization of the media landscape during this period.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), q, [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/13.md)

### 14. COVID-19 Pandemic, Lockdown 2020 Reflections (1:18:52–1:27:01)

The compilation reaches the 2020 era, capturing the initial reactions to COVID-19 lockdowns and mask mandates. The clips feature the hosts questioning the "experts in Washington D.C." and mocking the "stay at home" orders. This section serves as a historical record of the show's immediate skepticism toward pandemic-era government policies and media narratives.

Keywords: [covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md), lockdown 2020, [mask mandates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mask-mandates.md), [anthony fauci](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-fauci.md), [quarantine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/quarantine.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Vaccine Mandates, Cancel Culture, Modern Era Clips (1:27:02–1:37:41)

The final set of archival clips covers the post-2020 landscape, including discussions on vaccine efficacy, "cancel culture," and the Jeffrey Toobin Zoom incident. The montage touches on recurring themes like "the hottest day ever" and the necessity of content moderation on social networks. These snippets bring the "best-of" compilation up toward the show's current chronological point.

Keywords: [vaccines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccines.md), [cancel culture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cancel-culture.md), [jeffrey toobin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-toobin.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [content moderation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/content-moderation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Show Outro, Sunday Episode Preview (1:37:43–1:39:10)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conclude the special episode, thanking Rich Koning once more for his work on the archive. They announce that the regular schedule will resume on Sunday, August 27th, with a full media deconstruction from their respective home bases in Texas and California. The show ends with a final call for donations and the traditional "adios mofos" sign-off.

Keywords: [texas hill country](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-hill-country.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), rich koning, [adios mofos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adios-mofos.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1584-openers/chapter/16.md)

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