# Adam's Storytime > A milestone anniversary brings a collection of industry secrets from the origins of the Big Brother franchise to the technical collaboration that launched the podcasting medium. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 1337 - **Published:** 2021-04-11 - **Length:** 1h 49m - **Topics:** [Podcasting history](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting-history.md), [Tulip Mania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tulip-mania.md), [Seymour Stein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seymour-stein.md), MSNBC launch, Tesla Autopilot, Big Brother origins - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime ## About this episode Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak mark a milestone 1,337th episode of No Agenda by reflecting on a 15-month production streak and the technical birth of podcasting. The narrative traces the evolution of the RSS enclosure tag developed alongside Dave Winer, which transformed the iPod into a global media platform. Personal accounts detail the music industry influence of Seymour Stein and the tragic murder of Ramones manager Linda Stein in her New York apartment. Historical deep dives examine the 1637 Dutch Tulip Mania crash and the subsequent government bailout that allowed traders to unwind contracts for a ten percent fee. Industry anecdotes include the 1988 Moscow Music Peace Festival organized by Doc McGee, where Ozzy Osbourne reportedly urinated in an airplane aisle during a flight with Motley Crue. Additional reports cover a $2.4 million IRS tax lien dispute involving armed agents, the launch of MSNBC featuring Tom Brokaw interviewing Bill Clinton, and the origins of the Big Brother reality franchise at Endemol. Distinctive moments include a baby giraffe named Adam at the Amsterdam Zoo nearly kicking a radio host and a performance of the Croatian national anthem at Wembley Stadium that went viral for a vulgar lyrical error. Tony Henry accidentally sang about his anatomy instead of mountains to a crowd of 80,000 people. Executive producer Sir Rupin Waffle curated these stories to celebrate the show reaching its leet-numbered anniversary. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/transcript.md. ### 1. No Agenda Episode 1337 Introduction, 15-Month Production Streak (0:00–2:46) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the 1337th episode of No Agenda, noting the significance of the "Leet" number. The hosts reflect on their 15-month non-stop recording streak since December 2019. This special episode features a collection of personal anecdotes curated by executive producer Sir Rupin Waffle, also known as Syrup and Waffles. Keywords: [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [episode 1337](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/episode-1337.md), syrup and waffles [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Digital Radio Future, 24-Hour Streaming Concept (2:48–4:54) A vision for the future of media suggests that ubiquitous bandwidth will turn all radios into two-way digital devices within five years. The concept involves a 24-hour continuous stream where listeners can drop in and catch up on conversations they missed. Challenges to this model include the intensive labor required to document and index the content for searchability. Keywords: [digital radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-radio.md), [bandwidth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bandwidth.md), [streaming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/streaming.md), [dab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dab.md), [indexing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/indexing.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Dutch Schooling Experience, 50 States Argument (4:54–7:33) An anecdote describes the transition from the International School of Amsterdam to a local Dutch school in the fifth grade. During a geography lesson, a teacher erroneously claimed the United States had 52 states, insisting that Alaska and Hawaii were the 51st and 52nd. Despite providing recorded proof from the American Embassy, the student could not convince the teacher of the correct 50-state count. Keywords: [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), international school of amsterdam, [texas instruments](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-instruments.md), [alaska](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alaska.md), [hawaii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hawaii.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Seymour Stein, Linda Stein Murder, Music Industry Legends (6:31–10:50) The music industry history of Seymour Stein, founder of Sire Records and the man who discovered Madonna, is recounted. The narrative shifts to his ex-wife, Linda Stein, a legendary manager for the Ramones known for her abrasive personality. Her recent death is noted, involving a high-profile murder investigation after she was found bludgeoned in her Fifth Avenue apartment in New York. Keywords: [seymour stein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seymour-stein.md), [linda stein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linda-stein.md), [madonna](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/madonna.md), [the ramones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-ramones.md), sire records [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/4.md) ### 5. Moscow Music Peace Festival, Ozzy Osbourne Plane Incident (10:06–13:16) Manager Doc McGee organized the 1988 Moscow Music Peace Festival as part of a plea deal following a marijuana smuggling arrest. During the flight to Russia, which included members of Motley Crue and Bon Jovi, a heavily intoxicated Ozzy Osbourne reportedly urinated in the airplane aisle. The trip was characterized by extreme substance use despite its official anti-drug branding. Keywords: [doc mcgee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doc-mcgee.md), [ozzy osbourne](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ozzy-osbourne.md), [motley crue](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/motley-crue.md), [bon jovi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bon-jovi.md), [moscow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moscow.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/5.md) ### 6. MSNBC Launch, Tom Brokaw Interviewing Bill Clinton (12:31–15:35) The launch of MSNBC involved a technical collaboration to implement a robust chat system based on IRC technology. During the opening day, Tom Brokaw interviewed President Bill Clinton, demonstrating elite broadcasting skills. Brokaw managed to maintain a complex dialogue while simultaneously receiving timing cues and commercial break instructions through his earpiece. Keywords: [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [tom brokaw](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-brokaw.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [irc chat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irc-chat.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Osmond Family, Marie Osmond QVC Business (15:38–17:18) The Osmond family recently appeared on Oprah with 100 family members shortly after the death of Marie's father. Marie Osmond's career focus has shifted toward selling dolls on QVC and the Home Shopping Network. The segment notes the cyclical nature of fame and the rapid "boomerang" effect of public attention in the modern media landscape. Keywords: [marie osmond](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marie-osmond.md), [donny osmond](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donny-osmond.md), [oprah winfrey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oprah-winfrey.md), [qvc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qvc.md), [dancing with the stars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dancing-with-the-stars.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/7.md) ### 8. British Youth Trends, French Kissing Decline (17:20–19:07) A reported trend among boys in Britain suggests a declining interest in French kissing. Anecdotal evidence from local social circles indicates that the practice is going out of vogue among the younger generation. The cause of this shift remains unclear, though it is noted as a distinct change in cultural behavior. Keywords: [britain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/britain.md), french kissing, [sociology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sociology.md), [youth culture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youth-culture.md), trends [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Endemol, Big Brother Reality Show Origins (18:06–20:45) The origins of the reality show Big Brother are traced back to a late-night meeting with producer John de Mol of Endemol. De Mol presented a "mood tape" for a concept called Golden Cage, which combined elements of Biosphere and The Truman Show. This concept evolved into the global Big Brother franchise, which was eventually sold to Telefonica for billions. Keywords: [endemol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/endemol.md), [john de mol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-de-mol.md), [big brother](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-brother.md), the truman show, [reality tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reality-tv.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Hearing Aid Technology, Audio Customization Settings (20:46–24:28) Modern hearing aid technology allows for sophisticated audio customization, including directional microphones and frequency filtering for different environments like shopping malls. The devices feature pre-programmed settings such as "party," "urban," and "music," which are toggled via physical buttons on the units. The units also utilize a "lost mate" alert system to notify the user if one earbud is missing. Keywords: [hearing aids](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hearing-aids.md), [audio processing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/audio-processing.md), [noise gate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/noise-gate.md), directional mics, [technology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technology.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/10.md) ### 11. 29-Story Trash Chute, Hearing Aid Recovery (24:28–27:20) A hearing aid was accidentally knocked into a recycling chute from the 29th floor of an Austin apartment building while the owner was breaking down a cardboard box. The device's "lost mate" feature alerted the owner to the disconnection. With the help of a maintenance worker, the unit was successfully recovered from a large recycling container in the building's basement. Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [recycling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recycling.md), [maintenance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maintenance.md), [hearing aids](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hearing-aids.md), [accident](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/accident.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/11.md) ### 12. 1982 Rolls Royce, Lincoln Tunnel Breakdown (26:39–29:32) During the MTV era, a 1982 Rolls Royce Silver Shadow II ran out of gas inside the Lincoln Tunnel on a Friday afternoon. The resulting traffic jam caused significant public hostility toward the driver, who was wearing a signature MTV leather jacket. The car eventually had to be pushed out of the tunnel by a recovery truck, leading to a realization about the downsides of high-profile vehicles. Keywords: [rolls royce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rolls-royce.md), lincoln tunnel, [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md), breakdown [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Kleiner Perkins, Sexual Harassment Allegation (29:35–31:59) A senior partner at Kleiner Perkins, Ray Lane, informed a regular visitor of a sexual harassment complaint filed by a receptionist. The investigation revealed that the individual had a history of making similar claims at multiple companies. The situation was eventually viewed as a targeted attempt to solicit settlements from high-net-worth individuals in the venture capital sector. Keywords: [kleiner perkins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kleiner-perkins.md), [ray lane](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ray-lane.md), [sexual harassment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-harassment.md), [venture capital](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venture-capital.md), [workplace](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/workplace.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Netherlands Media Controversy, Anti-Defamation League (32:02–35:11) An offhanded remark made on Dutch radio in the mid-1980s regarding Jewish influence in Hollywood media led to a significant public backlash. The comment triggered condemnation from local advocacy groups and famous public figures, who compared the rhetoric to historical propaganda. The incident served as a career lesson regarding the impact of jokes and generalizations in the public sphere. Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [palestine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/palestine.md), [adl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adl.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Nokia Whistleblower, Comic Strip Blogger Jacek (34:27–39:03) A blogger known as Jacek, or the Comic Strip Blogger, gained notoriety after being fired from Nokia for criticizing the company's internal culture. He became a brash journalist and a proponent of Windows Mobile, often asking confrontational questions at tech events. He eventually pitched a consultant role to Podshow, ending his presentation with a humorous insult directed at the founder. Keywords: [nokia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nokia.md), [finland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/finland.md), windows mobile, jacek, [podshow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podshow.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Dutch Tulip Mania, 1637 Market Crash History (38:19–45:26) The historical context of the Dutch Tulip Craze of the 1630s is re-examined, highlighting that the crash was driven by the invention of contract-based trading rather than the flowers themselves. The peak of the speculation coincided with the Black Plague, which killed many primary traders and left the market in the hands of inexperienced successors. This led to a 1637 bailout where trades could be unwound for a 10% fee. Keywords: [tulip mania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tulip-mania.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [black plague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-plague.md), [speculation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/speculation.md), [commodities](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commodities.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Tesla Investor Event, Ray Lane G5 Jet Incident (44:23–48:29) An elitist investor event for Tesla featured high-profile figures like Jeff Bezos waiting in line to test drive cars on a tarmac. Following the event, a flight on Ray Lane's Gulfstream G5 jet resulted in a rough landing when the brakes locked upon touchdown. The impact caused the owner to be thrown through the cabin, highlighting the hazards of private aviation. Keywords: [tesla](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tesla.md), [ray lane](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ray-lane.md), gulfstream g5, [jeff bezos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-bezos.md), [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Invention of Podcasting, RSS Enclosure Tag (47:46–51:37) The technical birth of podcasting involved a collaboration between a media personality and software developer Dave Winer. The concept focused on using "always-on" internet connections to background-download media files for instant playback. This led to the creation of the enclosure tag in the RSS feed format, which, when paired with the iPod, established the foundation for the podcasting industry. Keywords: [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [dave winer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dave-winer.md), [rss](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rss.md), [ipod](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ipod.md), radio userland [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Episode 1337 Outro, Leet Newsletter (51:37–53:39) The hosts conclude the first half of the special "Leet" episode, thanking Sir Rupin Waffle for his production work. They mention that special "Leet" merchandise and details will be available in the show's newsletter. The segment transitions into the second half of the anecdote collection. Keywords: [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), leet, 1337, [newsletter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsletter.md), syrup and waffles [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Google Assistant, Butt Porn Search Prank (53:39–55:27) A listener reported that a suggestion to shame smart-speaker owners by triggering embarrassing searches actually worked. While the listener was playing the podcast through a Bluetooth speaker, the host's voice triggered the listener's phone to perform a search for "butt porn." The incident served as a demonstration of the privacy risks associated with always-listening devices. Keywords: [google assistant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-assistant.md), [alexa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexa.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [bluetooth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bluetooth.md), [prank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prank.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Tesla Model S Test Drive, Autopilot Jail (54:31–1:06:12) A 110-mile trip from Austin to Bryan-College Station in a borrowed Tesla Model S resulted in significant "range anxiety" and technical frustrations. The driver experienced "autopilot jail" after failing to keep hands on the steering wheel and struggled with the requirement to join specific charging networks. The experience led to a critical view of the vehicle's practicality for long-distance travel compared to gas-powered trucks. Keywords: [tesla](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tesla.md), [autopilot](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autopilot.md), charging, [college station](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/college-station.md), [electric vehicles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electric-vehicles.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Adams Family Reality Show, Dutch Shoe Industry (1:06:12–1:08:39) A self-produced reality show titled "Adams Family" aired in the Netherlands in the early 2000s, utilizing Final Cut Pro for editing. During the filming, a visit to a local shoe shop revealed the decline of the Dutch manufacturing industry. The shopkeeper lamented that only a few traditional shoe companies remained in Holland as the country shifted toward a service and banking-based economy. Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [reality tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reality-tv.md), [final cut pro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/final-cut-pro.md), [manufacturing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/manufacturing.md), shoes [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/22.md) ### 23. German-Dutch Relations, Second World War Bicycles (1:08:43–1:10:57) Cultural relations between Germany and the Netherlands have evolved, with the younger generation moving past historical grievances from the Second World War. A long-standing Dutch joke regarding the return of bicycles confiscated by German forces is now considered culturally outdated. The two nations maintain a close economic relationship where the Dutch economy is heavily dependent on German stability. Keywords: [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [world war ii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-war-ii.md), [bicycles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bicycles.md), [diplomacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diplomacy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Cliveden House, 1953 Chateau Latour Wine (1:10:58–1:13:59) During a dinner at Cliveden House in England, a guest considered ordering a 1953 Chateau Latour from a wine list described as being as thick as a phone directory. The wine was priced between 2,400 and 3,400 pounds, significantly lower than its estimated U.S. market value of $7,500. Ultimately, the purchase was abandoned because the dining companions did not wish to drink wine that evening. Keywords: cliveden house, [chateau latour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chateau-latour.md), [wine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wine.md), [england](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/england.md), [luxury](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/luxury.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/24.md) ### 25. WITB Radio, College Anecdote (1:13:59–1:15:44) A former college radio station manager at WITB in West Virginia recalls a brief relationship with a fellow DJ named Laurie Turner. Following a single sexual encounter, the woman informed him that she had realized she was a lesbian. The two have remained in contact over the decades, with Turner continuing a career in radio and band management. Keywords: [west virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/west-virginia.md), radio station, witb, [college](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/college.md), [lesbian](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lesbian.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/25.md) ### 26. IRS Tax Lien, 2.4 Million Dollar Dispute (1:14:55–1:20:00) In 2005, the IRS filed a $2.4 million tax lien against a media executive, claiming a failure to file taxes while living in the UK since 1999. IRS agents reportedly entered the company's office with weapons drawn looking for the individual. It took six months of legal proceedings to prove the executive had been living overseas and to remove the resulting wage garnishment. Keywords: [irs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irs.md), [tax lien](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tax-lien.md), [mevio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mevio.md), wage garnishment, [audit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/audit.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/26.md) ### 27. MTV Beach House, Kennedy Wave Runner Injury (1:20:01–1:20:59) During a segment at the MTV Beach House in the Hamptons, VJ Kennedy reportedly rammed a wave runner into a colleague from behind. The collision caused the victim to fall onto the edge of the watercraft, resulting in a ruptured muscle. The injury left a permanent physical mark, which the victim jokingly attributes to Kennedy's reckless behavior. Keywords: [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [kennedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kennedy.md), wave runner, [hamptons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamptons.md), [injury](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/injury.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/27.md) ### 28. African Tribe Reality Show, Christina Curry (1:21:00–1:22:44) Christina Curry participated in a reality show where she believed she was living with an indigenous African tribe for ten days. After fully immersing herself in the culture and rituals, it was revealed that the tribespeople were actually actors who spoke Dutch. The show was criticized for its premise and failed to resonate with audiences due to its perceived insensitivity. Keywords: [africa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/africa.md), [reality tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reality-tv.md), [christina curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christina-curry.md), [big brother](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-brother.md), [prank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prank.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Madonna Interview, MTV Press Training (1:22:45–1:24:41) A new MTV VJ faced professional repercussions after giving an honest answer during a press interview about Madonna. When asked for his opinion, he stated that the singer was "not that nice," which horrified the network's PR department. The incident highlighted the industry expectation for VJs to remain positive and avoid critical personal opinions about major stars. Keywords: [madonna](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/madonna.md), [mtv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mtv.md), [vj](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vj.md), music journalism, [honesty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/honesty.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/29.md) ### 30. Wembley National Anthem, Croatian Lyric Error (1:24:42–1:26:17) Opera singer Tony Henry made a significant lyrical error while performing the Croatian national anthem at Wembley Stadium. Instead of singing a line about mountains, he accidentally used a phrase that translated to "my penis is a mountain" in front of 80,000 people. The mistake was widely reported by the BBC and other international media outlets. Keywords: [wembley stadium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wembley-stadium.md), [croatia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/croatia.md), [national anthem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-anthem.md), tony henry, [opera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opera.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Amsterdam Zoo, Adam the Giraffe (1:25:20–1:28:43) The Amsterdam Zoo named a baby giraffe "Adam" as part of a promotional press event for a local radio host. During a photo session inside the enclosure, the host stood directly under the mother giraffe, unaware of the danger. Zookeepers intervened, explaining that giraffes are highly territorial and capable of killing humans with a single kick. 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Keywords: [tea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tea.md), [pg tips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pg-tips.md), [nhs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nhs.md), [healthcare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare.md), mri scan [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/33.md) ### 34. Sam Goody Commercial, Mall of America (1:32:43–1:35:01) A 1991 commercial for Sam Goody Musicland was filmed at the Mall of America in Minneapolis, featuring a "Spinal Tap" inspired tour theme. The VJ involved received a $5,000 buyout for the performance, which is now viewed as a dated artifact of early 90s music retail marketing. The store was once the largest music retailer in the world before the company's eventual decline. 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