# Woke Kindergarten

> Big tech platforms move to deplatform political figures and competitors while corporate media and educational institutions coordinate a new linguistic framework for the post-riot era.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1311
- **Published:** 2021-01-10
- **Length:** 3h 31m
- **Topics:** Parler deplatforming, Woke Kindergarten, [Digital privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-privacy.md), Elite overproduction, [Value for Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), AWS termination
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten

## About this episode

Amazon Web Services and major app stores terminated hosting for Parler following the Capitol riot, triggering a massive migration of users toward decentralized alternatives. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey reportedly faced intense internal pressure from hundreds of activist employees to permanently suspend President Donald Trump, a move that critics argue signals a shift where big tech corporations exert more control over the flow of information than elected officials. The media has responded by anchoring specific labels like insurrectionist and Retrumplicans to the events of January 6th, while figures like Chris Krebs call for legal accountability for election disinformation.

Forbes Chief Content Officer Randall Lane issued a public warning to corporations against hiring former Trump administration press secretaries, including Kayleigh McEnany and Sean Spicer, threatening to treat their future communications as disinformation. Simultaneously, the National Education Association distributed classroom resources like Woke Kindergarten to teachers, emphasizing anti-racism checklists and the removal of the president. In the corporate sector, Goosehead Insurance fired its associate general counsel after his identification at the Capitol, highlighting a growing trend of workplace snitching and the use of the Neeland Foundation language guidance to frame news reporting.

Vice President-elect Kamala Harris faces plagiarism allegations after recounting a childhood anecdote about demanding freedom that mirrors a 1965 Martin Luther King Jr. interview. Meanwhile, the show explores the science of champagne corks and the pretentiousness of coffee cupping protocols with the Anonymous Roaster of Beans. Sir Ben in the Simulation and Sir Nate receive formal knighthood for their contributions to the value-for-value model during this period of digital deplatforming.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/transcript.md.

### 1. No Agenda Show Infrastructure, Value for Value Model Security (0:00–2:40)

The No Agenda Show remains operational despite widespread digital deplatforming due to its independent infrastructure and the "value for value" funding model. Centralized services like Twitter and Parler are identified as vulnerable points of failure for content creators. The hosts credit their community of system administrators and producers for maintaining 95% of their own server architecture.

Keywords: [no agenda show](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-show.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [deplatforming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deplatforming.md), [infrastructure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/infrastructure.md), decentralized services

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Amazon Web Services, Parler Hosting Termination (2:41–5:05)

Amazon Web Services (AWS) terminated hosting for the social media platform Parler, citing concerns over harmful content. This move follows similar actions by Apple and Google to remove the app from their respective stores. The discussion highlights the risks of relying on S3 buckets and centralized DNS services, noting that even the No Agenda show previously received automated warnings from Amazon regarding linked content.

Keywords: [amazon aws](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-aws.md), s3 buckets, [parler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parler.md), [deplatforming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deplatforming.md), [infrastructure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/infrastructure.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Parler Social Media, Gold Badge Outreach (5:05–6:43)

An outreach director from Parler, who is married to a No Agenda knight, offered the hosts verified "gold badge" accounts on the platform. While expressing support for the platform's right to exist, the hosts reiterate their preference for decentralized social media over centralized alternatives. A brief reference is made to the film "Treasure of the Sierra Madre" regarding the "stinking badges" quote.

Keywords: [parler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parler.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md), gold badge, outreach director, [knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Digital Privacy Tools, GrapheneOS, Signal, ProtonMail (6:43–10:11)

Recommendations for maintaining digital privacy include using GrapheneOS on Pixel phones, switching to Signal for messaging, and learning to operate Linux servers. Users are encouraged to explore Bitcoin and decentralized email solutions to avoid the eventual corporate acquisition or compromise of services like ProtonMail or Hushmail. The hosts emphasize moving away from centralized big tech ecosystems entirely.

Keywords: [grapheneos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grapheneos.md), [signal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signal.md), [protonmail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protonmail.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [linux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linux.md), [digital privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-privacy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Twitter Corporate Culture, Jack Dorsey, Employee Activism (10:12–12:30)

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey is described as being bullied by his own employees into banning President Donald Trump. Internal pressure from approximately 350 staffers reportedly led to the permanent suspension of the presidential account. The narrative of "inciting an insurrection" is characterized as a surface-level justification used by activist employees to remove a political figure they disliked.

Keywords: [jack dorsey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jack-dorsey.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [social justice warriors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-justice-warriors.md), [corporate activism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corporate-activism.md), [insurrection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insurrection.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Media Coverage of Deplatforming, Brian Stelter, Anderson Cooper (12:31–15:13)

CNN's Brian Stelter and Anderson Cooper reported on Twitter's decision to ban President Trump and subsequently block his attempts to tweet from the POTUS and White House government accounts. The media's celebration of these bans is criticized as short-sighted. The discussion posits that big tech companies now exert more control over the government and media flow than elected officials.

Keywords: [brian stelter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-stelter.md), [anderson cooper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anderson-cooper.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [twitter ban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter-ban.md), potus account

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Chris Krebs, CISA, Election Disinformation Accountability (15:13–19:00)

Former CISA Director Chris Krebs appeared on CNN with Don Lemon to discuss holding purveyors of election "nonsense" accountable. Krebs praised the deplatforming of individuals spreading claims about Dominion Voting Systems and noted Sidney Powell's legal challenges. He called for Republican leaders and networks like Newsmax and OAN to denounce objections to the 2020 election results to prevent further unrest.

Keywords: [chris krebs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-krebs.md), [cisa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cisa.md), [dominion voting systems](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dominion-voting-systems.md), [sidney powell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sidney-powell.md), [don lemon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/don-lemon.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Media Narratives, Retrumplicans, Big Lie Terminology (19:01–21:47)

Media outlets are accused of anchoring specific negative labels—such as "insurrectionist" and "racist"—to Trump supporters through repetitive imagery and terminology. CNN's Chris Cuomo introduced the term "Retrumplicans" to describe followers of the president. President-elect Joe Biden and various commentators have adopted "The Big Lie" as a standard phrase to describe challenges to the 2020 election validity.

Keywords: [barry diller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barry-diller.md), [chris cuomo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-cuomo.md), retrumplicans, the big lie, [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Anderson Cooper, Olive Garden Apology (21:47–25:07)

CNN's Anderson Cooper issued a clarification after disparaging the Olive Garden restaurant chain during his coverage of the Capitol riot. Cooper had suggested rioters would celebrate their actions by eating at the restaurant, leading to a backlash from the advertiser. The incident is highlighted as a rare moment where a news model had to backtrack after insulting a corporate sponsor.

Keywords: [anderson cooper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anderson-cooper.md), [olive garden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/olive-garden.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), advertiser apology, [capitol riot](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/capitol-riot.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Twitter Employee Pride, Future Armed Protest Warnings (25:07–27:19)

NBC Nightly News reported that Twitter employees expressed pride in the company's decision to ban President Trump. Twitter executives warned of plans for future armed protests proliferating on and off the platform. Legal experts cited in the report noted that as a private company, Twitter's actions do not constitute a First Amendment violation, despite the ban being instigated by internal staff pressure.

Keywords: [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [nbc nightly news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-nightly-news.md), [first amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/first-amendment.md), private company, armed protests

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Moe Kelly, Black Information Network, Trump Legal Challenges (27:19–29:38)

Moe Kelly of the Black Information Network commented on Trump campaign lawyer Jerome M. Marcus withdrawing from Pennsylvania lawsuits. Marcus stated he could no longer represent the president after the Capitol attack. Kelly's commentary focused on the long-term "permanent stain" on those who supported the president's rhetoric since 2015.

Keywords: moe kelly, black information network, jerome marcus, [pennsylvania](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pennsylvania.md), trump lawyer

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/11.md)

### 12. TNT NBA Tip-Off, Political Commentary in Sports (29:39–34:29)

The TNT NBA Tip-Off show featured an unusual segment where an Entertainment Tonight co-host was brought in to deliver a scripted political monologue about the Georgia Senate runoff and the Capitol riot. While regular hosts Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal appeared baffled by the production, the show included radical political clips from players like Draymond Green. The hosts argue that injecting such vitriol into sports entertainment alienates the audience.

Keywords: [tnt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tnt.md), nba tip-off, [charles barkley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charles-barkley.md), [shaquille o'neal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shaquille-o-neal.md), draymond green

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Forbes Magazine, Randall Lane, Corporate Blacklisting Threat (34:30–42:05)

Forbes Chief Content Officer Randall Lane published an op-ed threatening to investigate any company that hires former Trump administration press secretaries, including Sean Spicer and Kayleigh McEnany. Lane asserted that Forbes would treat any corporate communication from these firms as potential disinformation. The piece argues for a "truth reckoning" and repercussions for those who served in the Trump communication office.

Keywords: [forbes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/forbes.md), randall lane, [sean spicer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sean-spicer.md), [kayleigh mcenany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kayleigh-mcenany.md), corporate hiring

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System, Producer Feedback (42:11–44:04)

A discussion regarding the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) notes that the database tracks reactions for all vaccines, not just COVID-19. The hosts issue a correction regarding previously reported numbers and urge producers to verify original sources before submitting information. They emphasize the importance of multi-layered fact-checking to maintain show credibility.

Keywords: [vaers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaers.md), vaccine adverse reactions, [fact checking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fact-checking.md), [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/14.md)

### 15. National Education Association, Classroom Resources, Racial Rhetoric (44:04–49:23)

The National Education Association (NEA), led by President Becky Pringle, distributed resources to teachers for discussing the Capitol riot with students. The materials include specific "notes" for white and black teachers, emphasizing anti-racism checklists and the removal of President Trump from office. The discussion criticizes the patronizing nature of the guidance and the inclusion of resources like "Woke Kindergarten."

Keywords: [nea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nea.md), becky pringle, national education association, woke kindergarten, [anti-racism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anti-racism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Woke Kindergarten, Ring Theory of Writing (49:24–54:02)

The NEA's recommended resources include "Woke Kindergarten," a Facebook-based platform providing social justice content for very young children. The hosts analyze the "ring theory" of the NEA's communication, noting how it reiterates political talking points established years ago. They express concern over the politicization of early childhood education.

Keywords: woke kindergarten, ring theory, [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md), [social justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-justice.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Keith Olbermann, Propaganda Rant, 25th Amendment (54:04–57:46)

Keith Olbermann released a viral video demanding the immediate removal of President Trump via the 25th Amendment, labeling the Capitol riot "Trump's 9/11." Olbermann accused the Capitol Police of being sympathetic to "terrorists" and called for the expulsion of Republican congressmen like Josh Hawley and Matt Gaetz. The hosts compare Olbermann's rhetorical style to historical propaganda techniques.

Keywords: [keith olbermann](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/keith-olbermann.md), [25th amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/25th-amendment.md), [domestic terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/domestic-terrorism.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [capitol police](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/capitol-police.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/17.md)

### 18. 25th Amendment Legal Reality, Impeachment Frivolity (57:47–1:01:35)

Legal expert Jim Trustee explained on Fox News that the 25th Amendment is intended for physical or mental incapacitation, not as a political "no confidence" vote. He characterized the push for a "snap impeachment" as an exercise in frivolity that cheapens the constitutional process. The discussion also addresses Nancy Pelosi's reported request to the military regarding nuclear codes, which some interpret as an attempted coup.

Keywords: [25th amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/25th-amendment.md), jim trustee, [doj](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doj.md), [impeachment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/impeachment.md), [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Declassification Fears, Presidential Pardons, Intelligence Services (1:01:35–1:03:43)

Speculation arises that the intense push to remove President Trump in his final days is driven by fear of him declassifying sensitive documents. The hosts question why Trump has not yet pardoned Julian Assange or Edward Snowden, suggesting he may still be under the influence of advisors protecting the intelligence community's interests.

Keywords: [declassification](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/declassification.md), [julian assange](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/julian-assange.md), [edward snowden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/edward-snowden.md), [presidential pardons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/presidential-pardons.md), [trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trump.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Tucker Carlson, Language Control, Flight Attendants Union (1:03:44–1:08:45)

Tucker Carlson argued that the Capitol riot is being used as a pretext to crack down on civil liberties and control language. He noted that the Flight Attendants Union called for participants in the riot to be banned from commercial flights, a move that has already resulted in people being denied boarding. Carlson posits that the "racist" label is being applied to the event to justify future restrictions on Trump supporters.

Keywords: [tucker carson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tucker-carson.md), language control, flight attendants union, [no-fly list](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-fly-list.md), [capitol riot](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/capitol-riot.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Class Warfare, Elite Overproduction, Republican Voter Disconnect (1:08:45–1:13:33)

A deeper analysis of the political divide suggests it is rooted in classism rather than just ideology. Tucker Carlson's commentary on "intra-white loathing" highlights the disconnect between the Republican leadership and their working-class voters. The discussion touches on the theory of "elite overproduction," where too many wealthy individuals are competing for limited positions of power, leading to increased societal friction.

Keywords: [tucker carlson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tucker-carlson.md), classism, elite overproduction, [bill ziff](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-ziff.md), [republican party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republican-party.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Billionaire Front Men, Elon Musk, Jack Ma (1:13:34–1:18:36)

The hosts discuss the role of high-profile billionaires like Elon Musk and Jack Ma, suggesting they often serve as "front men" for government or military interests. Musk's SpaceX and Neuralink projects are characterized as military-adjacent programs. The disappearance of Jack Ma in China is cited as an example of what happens when these figures begin to believe their own publicity and challenge the established order.

Keywords: [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md), [jack ma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jack-ma.md), [richard branson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/richard-branson.md), [spacex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spacex.md), [military-industrial complex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-industrial-complex.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Workplace Snitching, Goosehead Insurance Termination (1:18:37–1:20:41)

Goosehead Insurance fired its associate general counsel, Paul Davis, after he was identified in social media posts at the Capitol demonstration. Legal analyst Andrew Napolitano noted that employers have wide latitude to fire employees for conduct outside the workplace if it potentially damages the company's reputation. The incident is framed as part of a broader trend of encouraging internal "snitching" within organizations.

Keywords: goosehead insurance, paul davis, [employment law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/employment-law.md), [first amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/first-amendment.md), [termination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/termination.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Media Language Guidance, Neeland Foundation, White Supremacy Labels (1:20:42–1:24:17)

A leaked internal memo from a Minneapolis news station provided specific language guidance for reporting on the Capitol breach, instructing staff to avoid the term "protesters" in favor of "rioters" or "insurrectionists." The guidance, sourced from the Neeland Foundation, explicitly tells journalists to avoid "false equivalency" and to link the events to "white supremacist groups" based on flags and chat room discussions.

Keywords: neeland foundation, [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md), [insurrection](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insurrection.md), [white supremacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-supremacy.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Rachel Maddow, New World Order Supercut (1:24:18–1:28:29)

Rachel Maddow's dismissal of "New World Order" concerns as conspiracy theories is countered by a supercut of world leaders using the exact phrase. Figures including Henry Kissinger, George H.W. Bush, and Joe Biden are heard calling for a "New World Order" in various diplomatic contexts. The segment highlights the disconnect between media rhetoric and documented political speeches.

Keywords: [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), [new world order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-world-order.md), [henry kissinger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/henry-kissinger.md), [george h.w. bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-h-w-bush.md), [conspiracy theories](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conspiracy-theories.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Parler Policy, App Store Removal, Web Browser Alternatives (1:28:31–1:33:53)

Amy Peacock, Parler's chief policy advisor, appeared on Tucker Carlson's show to discuss the platform's removal from the Apple and Google app stores. Peacock argued that the companies are engaging in political oppression by holding Parler responsible for user content. The hosts note that many users are unaware they can still access these services via mobile web browsers, bypassing app store restrictions.

Keywords: [parler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parler.md), amy peacock, [tucker carlson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tucker-carlson.md), [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [google play](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-play.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Amazon AWS Termination of Parler Services (1:33:54–1:39:16)

Amazon Web Services (AWS) sent a formal notice to Parler suspending its account due to 98 reported examples of posts inciting violence. Amazon claimed Parler lacked an effective moderation process and rejected the platform's plan to use volunteers for content review. The suspension took effect on January 10, 2021, forcing Parler to migrate its data to new infrastructure.

Keywords: [amazon aws](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-aws.md), [parler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parler.md), [content moderation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/content-moderation.md), [terms of service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terms-of-service.md), [migration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/migration.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Capitol Riot Arrests, Nancy Pelosi's Laptop (1:39:16–1:43:07)

PBS reported on the arrests of several individuals involved in the Capitol breach, including West Virginia lawmaker Derek Evans and "QAnon Shaman" Jacob Anthony Chansley. Concerns were raised regarding the theft of Nancy Pelosi's laptop and the potential national security implications of compromised hardware. The hosts criticize the reporting for failing to address the underlying grievances of the protesters.

Keywords: [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), jacob chansley, derek evans, [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md), [national security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-security.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Congressional Fear, Rashida Tlaib, WalkAway Deplatforming (1:43:07–1:45:45)

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib is cited as one of the leaders of the new impeachment articles following the Capitol riot. Simultaneously, Facebook removed the "WalkAway" campaign page, a grassroots movement led by Brandon Straka. Straka reported that his page, which featured testimonials of people leaving the Democratic Party, was banned for being "hateful and threatening."

Keywords: [rashida tlaib](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rashida-tlaib.md), walkaway campaign, brandon straka, facebook ban, [deplatforming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deplatforming.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/29.md)

### 30. No Agenda Social, Federated Networks, Troll Room (1:45:45–1:49:48)

The hosts promote No Agenda Social as a censorship-resistant, federated social network based on Mastodon. They encourage listeners to use the "Troll Room" at noagendastream.com for live interaction during shows. The decentralized nature of these platforms is presented as the only viable solution for maintaining community discourse in an era of mass deplatforming.

Keywords: [no agenda social](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-social.md), [mastodon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mastodon.md), [federated social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federated-social-media.md), [noagendastream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/noagendastream.md), [chat room](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chat-room.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Executive Producer Donations, JRE Listeners, Value for Value (1:49:48–1:57:20)

A significant influx of donations is attributed to listeners discovering the show via the Joe Rogan Experience (JRE). Sir Ben in the Simulation contributed $1,000, citing interest in the "digital dollar" and the show's financial analysis. The hosts discuss the "Value for Value" model and provide updates on "Podfather Gear" settings for aspiring podcasters.

Keywords: [joe rogan experience](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-rogan-experience.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producer.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), podfather gear

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Dog Ownership Tips, Bonding Anecdote (1:57:21–2:00:06)

During a local No Agenda meetup, a professional dog walker shared advice against getting two dogs at the same time. The theory suggests that two new dogs will bond with each other rather than the human owner. The recommendation is to wait one year between acquiring dogs to ensure proper integration into the family hierarchy.

Keywords: [dogs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dogs.md), dog ownership, bonding, pet tips, [meetup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetup.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Producer Donations, Digital Privacy Advice, NextCloud (2:00:06–2:05:27)

Producers seeking to move away from Google services are advised to look into NextCloud for self-hosted email, calendar, and file sharing. The hosts acknowledge several high-value donations from producers in Texas, New York, and Massachusetts. One donor noted the presence of armed individuals at the Capitol protest as a potential reason for the lack of police resistance.

Keywords: [nextcloud](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nextcloud.md), [protonmail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protonmail.md), [digital privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-privacy.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/33.md)

### 34. UK COVID Trends, Small Business Support, Liberty Road Design (2:05:28–2:10:50)

A producer from the UK reports a shift in media strategy from reporting "cases" to "daily deaths" to maintain public fear levels. Meanwhile, Michael Drabik of Liberty Road Design seeks support from the No Agenda community for his new print-on-demand business featuring political slogans. The hosts encourage listeners to use No Agenda Social to network and support fellow producers' businesses.

Keywords: uk covid, daily deaths, liberty road design, [small business](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/small-business.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Good Boy Coffee, Specialty Coffee Cupping, Boogity Amen (2:10:51–2:17:15)

The "Anonymous Roaster of Beans" introduces Good Boy Coffee, a specialty coffee company that donates proceeds to animal welfare. The discussion touches on the "pretentious" nature of coffee cupping and tasting protocols. Several producers request "Boogity Boogity Amen" and "F-Cancer" jingles alongside their donations.

Keywords: good boy coffee, specialty coffee, [cupping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cupping.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), boogity amen

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Champagne Aging, Cork Science, Birthday Donations (2:17:15–2:25:17)

A detailed lecture on champagne science explains that corks typically only last 15 years before the wine goes flat. The term "RD" (Recently Disgorged) refers to vintage champagnes that were kept in the cellar longer before being corked, extending their shelf life. The hosts provide these tips following a producer's anecdote about a flat bottle of 1996 Dom Perignon.

Keywords: [champagne](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/champagne.md), [dom perignon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dom-perignon.md), cork science, disgorgement, [wine tips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wine-tips.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/36.md)

### 37. No Agenda Social Infrastructure, Aaroner, Global Warming Snow (2:25:17–2:32:26)

The hosts thank "Aaroner" for his work maintaining the infrastructure of No Agenda Social, noting the significant disk space and technical skill required to run a Mastodon instance at scale. A rare snowstorm in Austin, Texas, prompts a satirical discussion about global warming and historical predictions that children would never see snow again.

Keywords: [no agenda social](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-social.md), [aaroner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aaroner.md), [mastodon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mastodon.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), snow in austin

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Asymptomatic Spread, Hospital Capacity, Mobile Mortuaries (2:30:00–2:42:10)

New data suggests that 59% of COVID cases are spread by asymptomatic or "pre-symptomatic" individuals, leading to calls for continued restrictions. Despite reports of hospitals being at "zero capacity" in Los Angeles, the hosts question why emergency facilities like the Javits Center and hospital ships remain unused. They compare current "mobile mortuary" headlines to similar reports during the 2018-2019 flu seasons.

Keywords: [asymptomatic spread](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asymptomatic-spread.md), [hospital capacity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hospital-capacity.md), mobile mortuaries, [los angeles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/los-angeles.md), [covid-19](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-19.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/38.md)

### 39. COVID-19 Variants, CDC vs. Deborah Birx, Vaccination Scams (2:32:26–2:38:01)

Conflicting reports emerge regarding the presence of the UK COVID-19 variant in the United States, with the New York Times blaming Deborah Birx for spreading "fake news" about its spread. The hosts speculate that the media may be downplaying the variant to make the incoming Biden administration's response look more successful. They characterize the ongoing vaccination push as a potential scam to maintain pharmaceutical profits.

Keywords: [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [deborah birx](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deborah-birx.md), covid variant, [vaccinations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccinations.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Queensland Lockdown, Vitamin D, UK Strain (2:42:11–2:46:17)

Queensland Premier Anastasia Palaszczuk announced a three-day lockdown for Greater Brisbane due to a single case of the UK COVID strain. The hosts express sympathy for Australians facing renewed restrictions and reiterate the importance of Vitamin D3 in maintaining immune health. They argue that the virus cannot be stopped through lockdowns and masking alone.

Keywords: [queensland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queensland.md), anastasia palaszczuk, [lockdown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lockdown.md), [vitamin d](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vitamin-d.md), [brisbane](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brisbane.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Vaccine Dosing Strategy, Side Effects, Mandatory Vaccination (2:46:18–2:52:14)

The Biden transition team proposed releasing all available vaccine doses immediately, contrary to initial plans to hold back second doses. Reports from healthcare workers suggest that the second mRNA shot can cause significant side effects, including chills and nausea. Concerns are raised that European countries may soon make vaccination mandatory for travel and employment.

Keywords: [operation warp speed](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/operation-warp-speed.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [vaccine side effects](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine-side-effects.md), [mrna](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mrna.md), [mandatory vaccination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandatory-vaccination.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/41.md)

### 42. State Farm Stadium Vaccination Site, Masking in Vehicles (2:52:14–2:54:47)

Arizona is converting State Farm Stadium into a 24/7 mass vaccination site to accelerate the rollout. Meanwhile, Queensland Health issued guidance stating that masks must be worn inside private vehicles. The hosts criticize these measures as performative and highlight instances in the UK where police arrested citizens for sitting on park benches.

Keywords: state farm stadium, [arizona](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arizona.md), vaccination site, [masks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/masks.md), queensland health

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Election Fraud Claims, Vatican Blackout Rumors, Pakistan Power Outage (2:54:49–2:57:53)

A massive power outage in Pakistan was leveraged by online theorists to spread rumors of a "Vatican blackout" and the arrest of the Pope. The hosts debunk the Vatican rumors, noting the videos used were from 2015. They also touch on ongoing claims from Lin Wood and Sidney Powell regarding election interference involving Italy and China.

Keywords: [lin wood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lin-wood.md), [sidney powell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sidney-powell.md), [vatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vatican.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [blackout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blackout.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Media Errors, Sidney Powell Gender Confusion, Fleetwood Mac Anecdote (2:57:53–3:00:35)

A WGN Chicago news reader mistakenly referred to Sidney Powell as a man while reading a prompter. This leads to a personal anecdote about a similar mistake made during an interview with Fleetwood Mac, where the interviewer confused the gender of Lindsey Buckingham. The segment highlights the lack of basic knowledge among "news models."

Keywords: [sidney powell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sidney-powell.md), [wgn chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wgn-chicago.md), [fleetwood mac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fleetwood-mac.md), lindsey buckingham, [media errors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-errors.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Dominion Voting Systems, Sidney Powell Lawsuit, Media Retractions (3:00:36–3:05:56)

The CEO of Dominion Voting Systems discussed the company's $1.3 billion defamation lawsuit against Sidney Powell. Dominion alleges that Powell's claims regarding Venezuelan origins and rigged software are demonstrably false. Media outlets like Newsmax and Fox News have aired legal "clarifications" to avoid being included in the litigation, which the hosts describe as a standard legal tactic to force settlements.

Keywords: [dominion voting systems](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dominion-voting-systems.md), [sidney powell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sidney-powell.md), [newsmax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsmax.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), defamation lawsuit

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Local Meetups, Fisting Nuts, Producer Credits (3:05:57–3:13:59)

The hosts recap a successful local meetup in Austin and announce the launch of "Fisting Nuts," a listener-led initiative selling snacks to support the show. A long list of executive and associate executive producers is read, acknowledging donations from $50 to $333. The "Value for Value" community continues to grow through local "super-spreader" events.

Keywords: [no agenda meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-meetups.md), [fisting nuts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fisting-nuts.md), [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Knighting Ceremony, Meetup Schedule, No Agenda Nation (3:14:00–3:19:54)

A formal knighting ceremony is held for Sir Nate and Sir Ben in the Simulation for their $1,000 donations. The upcoming No Agenda meetup schedule is announced, including events in Tennessee, Kansas City, North Carolina, and Anchorage. The hosts emphasize the welcoming and non-triggered atmosphere of these community gatherings.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sir nate, sir ben, [no agenda meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-meetups.md), [anchorage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anchorage.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Kamala Harris, Freedom Anecdote, Plagiarism Allegations (3:19:54–3:24:09)

Vice President-elect Kamala Harris is accused of plagiarizing an anecdote about a toddler demanding "freedom" from a 1965 interview with Martin Luther King Jr. Harris told the story to Elle magazine, claiming it happened to her in a stroller. The hosts play a clip of Harris telling the story, noting her "uncontrollable giggle" and characterizing her as insincere.

Keywords: [kamala harris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kamala-harris.md), [freedom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/freedom.md), [martin luther king jr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/martin-luther-king-jr.md), [plagiarism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plagiarism.md), [elle magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elle-magazine.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/48.md)

### 49. Indonesia Plane Crash, Boeing 737 Reporting, Show Outro (3:24:10–3:27:49)

Reporting on a Sriwijaya Air crash in Indonesia is criticized for misleadingly linking a 26-year-old Boeing 737-500 to the newer 737 MAX model. The hosts argue this is a "planted story" to damage Boeing's reputation. The episode concludes with a final "Value for Value" appeal and a preview of upcoming coverage of the second impeachment.

Keywords: [indonesia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/indonesia.md), [boeing 737](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boeing-737.md), sriwijaya air, [aviation safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aviation-safety.md), [outro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/outro.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/49.md)

### 50. End of Show Mix, Build Back Better, Final Sign-off (3:27:50–3:31:50)

The show concludes with a custom musical mix by Jesse Coynell and Jeff Smith featuring the "Build Back Better" theme. Final clips of Kamala Harris and media commentary on the Capitol riot are played. The hosts sign off from Austin and Silicon Valley, promising to return for the next episode on Thursday.

Keywords: [build back better](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/build-back-better.md), jesse coynell, [jeff smith](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-smith.md), [sign-off](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sign-off.md), [end of show mix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/end-of-show-mix.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1311-woke-kindergarten/chapter/50.md)

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